Other than that I think Mad did a great job.
You can tell by counting the dings in her refrigerator.
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Mad Magazine celebrates Sarah Palin's 50th birthday. Oh she's going to love this!
Other than that I think Mad did a great job.
You can tell by counting the dings in her refrigerator.
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PERFECT!!!
ReplyDeleteThe woman is a worldwide laughing stock except for those faithful bots.
ReplyDeleteShe's mostly forgotten in Europe, though. Dubyah we remember better. Nucular ah ah !
DeleteThe Mad Magazine article forgot to mention Sarah's false titties.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, she's wonder woman alright because she inflate and deflate her boobies whenever she feels like it. Hope her menopause is going full blast with those 'hot flashes'.
DeleteHahaha, she's wonder woman alright because she inflate and deflate her boobies whenever she feels like it. Hope her menopause is going full blast with those 'hot flashes'.
DeleteYou can say that again.
DeleteOMFG~ LMAO
ReplyDeleteSarah has become a national joke making those who actually take her seriously looking really bad....
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of bad, just found this: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/sarah-palin-profile-reveals-her-facebook-ghostwriter-and-spendthrift-ways
You can run Sarah, but you can't hide...
The Sarahskank is NOT going to like that article.
DeleteThat article is from 2010.
DeleteAnd she's changed in what way since 2010?
DeleteThe truth never goes out of style.
I clicked on the link, thinking it was something new. I was pissed to find out it went to an article that was almost 4 years old. There was nothing there that isn't already old news. Speaking of the truth never going out of style, I think it was misleading to post a link to old information without noting that it was old.
Delete7:36
DeleteI did the same, try it without the "you can run but you can't hide" at the end. It's a pretty good article.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/sarah-palin-profile-reveals-her-facebook-ghostwriter-and-spendthrift-ways
Palin thanks judge for his pubic service. ruins career.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/sarah-palins-typo-gave-judge-huge-headaches
The Skank has never proofread anything. How much more stupid can she be?
DeleteThis isn't new news. With all due respect to him, the judge sounds like he has a screw loose. His problems are much more profound than what a typo would cause.
Delete4:22 PM Palin Troll/Ass Kisser The Fool who appointed him has a few screws loose, and she was loose with her Sexual Affairs. A.I.P. Pimps and Grifters have no place in any Government. Sarah Palin is a Secessionist Traitor.
DeleteI adore the photo they chose for that article. What are those two black orbs on Sarah's chin?
DeletePubic Service. Does she proofread or pay someone to proofread anything?
4:31, people like you are just as bad as peeponders. They won't abide any criticism of their idol, and people like you blindly accept that anyone who complains about anything she did must therefore be perfect. If you really think a judge who blames the destruction of his life and career on a fucking typo (which is good for a few snickers only) is playing with a full deck, you must not get out much.
Delete7:39 Is that you, Nancy French? Such language, must be hanging around Palins too much. Do your children read the crap you write??
Delete7:39 PM Sarah Palin appointed the Judge, did she VETT him, or was he just passed along like she was by the McCains, Evangelical Nuts, and Bud Paxson?
DeleteSarah Palin is a Fraud and her ex-husband is a Pimp. Sarah Palin knew nothing about running a State and all of Alaska saw that. You support for the Palins makes you no better than the Palin Grifters, Vandals, Drug Addicts, Unwed Teen Moms, and Pimps. Are you an A.I.P. member also?
Sarah and Todd Palin are A.I.P. members and traitors to the U.S.A.
ReplyDeleteImpeach Obama
ReplyDeleteRepeal Obamacare
Send Moochelle and Hussein back home to Kenya
Stand your ground
Take back our country
Donate to SarahPAC
4:22 PM Fuck you and the Skank who gave birth to you.
DeleteI hope Sarah decides to have surgery on her lips so they look like Bristol's hemmorhoid lips. That seems appropriate for handling all the shit that comes out of Sarah's mouth.
Deletego sit on a polar bear's dick, bristol.
Deleteoh, oh, IDIOT alert
DeleteNow the question... Name one thing that's like flushing your hard earned money down the toilet? Answer Donate to Sarah PAC?
DeleteHow's that book project progressing? I can't wait until you spill guts and tell us all where to purchase your tome. I love your shit, it makes me smile each and every day :-)
DeleteHey, you guys, once again, the person at 4:22pm is just posting these things so that he can write a book containing all of your enraged comments. Unless you know who he is and can get a cut of the profits from his book I'd tell you just what I tell my dogs "leave it". Don't give him any more fodder. He's trolling you hard.
DeleteI don't think that the troll realizes that by the comment brands SarahPAC as a hate-mongering, racist organization. The troll did a good job of branding SarahPAC as an bigoted, racist organization.Way to go, troll!
DeleteOh look! It's Sarah's Organ Grinder Monkey Troll. well lubricated but missing a few screws.
DeleteGuaranty you there will be no mention of Sarah's stuffed bra and wigs in any book written by a bot.
Delete4:22 pm Go ahead. Give. Give all your money to the Crazy Lady who stuffed her shirt to pretend that she was pregnant.
DeleteGo ahead. Give. Give all your money to the Crazy Lady who stuffs her bra to pretend that she has boobs.
Give. Give every last dime that you have to the Mooching Grifting Crazy Lady who uses you as her welfare ticket!!
4:27 "Fuck you and the Skank who gave birth to you."
DeleteYou forgot to add : "whoever that might be". Remember, you're dealing with Palins/Heaths.
That picture looks like the one post Willow birth with her family. You know, the one where she looks like shit?
ReplyDeleteI would love to see the photos of the Willow baby, in fact, I'd love to see one of her pregnant. This is such a consistent topic yet no one ever seems to come up with evidence that the Willer pooped out a baby. There's enough Palin dirt without this.
DeleteShe sure looks like a bobble head in that photo! Big head, skinny neck!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what can the power players see in her when she gets everything wrong? Is it simply a play to capture the "middle americans" that they really don't understand anyway? There's a great 30 Rock episode where Jack Donaghy goes to Georgia to find some "real American" comics for the TGS show and he finds out that not all "real Americans" are simpletons.
ReplyDeleteThe TeaParty always puts their bet on Real Americans being morons. I think it might surprise them when they find out that a lot of "Real Americans" find Palin lacking in intelligence and preparedness for higher office. The TeaBaggers can make her their hero, however, the real GOP power players are finding that the Teabaggers are akin to a pimple on their ass that they are just waiting to fester and pop and then heal and then get on with their lives. The latest debt ceiling vote is a harbinger of things to come, with the reasonable GOP ditching the Teabaggers, including Palin, to save their own asses.
I realize that the entire Teabagger premise is to vote out the establishment and take over the government "for we the people" but so far they have not proven that they represent even the tiniest majority of "we the people". They are a simple minority of very simple minded people attempting to push their agenda down the throats of a much smarter populace than they realized existed. The TeaParty will be extinct soon, and that has to chap their asses in a way that only Darwin can.
What the GOP HAS is gerrymandering, vote restrictions, and PAC $$$ to small elections. They vote in lockstep regardless of whether it's what they want, and that's the way it is from Mitch McConnell all the way down to the lowliest peon.
DeleteShe is simply the GOP's ambassador to the TParty dolts. As long as it looks like she is still supported, even if barely, they will pick up their votes.
ReplyDeleteToo bad she has no idea what's up with all that, she just likes the attention and thinks they all love her.
Here's the link:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2014/02/11/you-know-youre-really-50-when-sarah-palin-edition
Not too shabby for Mad Magazine! The wig has been obviously been photoshopped out and Willow took a bag of hair home after sweeping the floor. A little glue, hair spray and tons of Todd's "miracle whip" makes it look somewhat normal.
ReplyDeleteShe needs bifocals to see Russia from her house. LMAO. And she needs a periscope to see her feet.
I love the skin of the skull that's visible through the wig. Baldy baldy !
DeleteWe're all enjoying a jolly good laugh at Sarah's expense.
ReplyDeleteAgain.
Sarah and the hard right believe we're wee wee'd up.
This has become a joke within a farce within a delusion or something like that.
As I sit the bleachers today at middle school sports tournaments, I look out at our future and confirm the necessity to get America back on the right road, soon, before it's too late.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's facebook
Wait a minute, Sarah Palin had an underage high school daughter give birth to a son, her son impregnated a pastor's daughter who wasn't his wife and a daughter who stopped going to high school in her sophomore year of high school and Sarah Palin wants to do what?
Maybe Sarah Palin needs to worry about her children before worrying about other families and America?
Sarah posted a picture of Piper Diaper playing basketball and wearing her mother the barracuda's number 22. I hope this kid doesn't follow in her mother's footsteps.
DeleteSarah needs to worry about the movie Boys Will Be Boys coming out about her husband and his prostitute
Deleteand what middle school sport as a tournament on a school day? Sarah must have had quite the drug cocktail to imagine that.
DeleteCome on, its not Sarah Palin's fault that her kids turned out that way.
DeleteWho am I kidding? We all know Sarah was more involved with herself and not with those kids.
You can bet that sista Sarah was behind the scenes making sure that Piper got the number 22! What continual bullshit!
DeleteSarah was NOT a good basketball player when in high school. They made out she was to the media, but check the records!
Got a tweet from Martin Bashir thanking supporters, and he'll let us know his next move
ReplyDelete7:06 You are so correct in your response to Palin. She has proven to all of us that she is NOT a good wife, NOR a good mother or parent!
ReplyDeleteAnd, to think SHE thinks she could help OTHER family members throughout the USA? Give me a friggin' break!
Gadfree, what an inflated ego as to oneself. She is nothing more than a joke!
If Track, Bristol and Willow told the truth, they would tell you that Sarah and Todd let those hooligans run wild which caused them to turn out the way they are. Sarah Palin is the last person to advise anybody's children.
ReplyDeleteIn my sixty+ years I have never seen any other ninny given the extended media exposure Sarah has received. Being the first ninny to be on a presidential ticket has made her prominent among the teabagging knuckle draggers. She is one of them and they love it. The cretins have found a queen.
ReplyDelete"Pouty Face" is the face that suits her best. It is a visual encapsulation of her entire essence... two and angry.
ReplyDeleteThink about this. If Sarah Palin has a mental problem then whose fault it is that she is running around America telling everyone one how to run their household and how to run the government.
ReplyDeleteIs Creepy Chuckle, Sally, Todd, Track, Bristol and Willow at fault? Should they control her better and seek medical help for her? Sarah is incompetent and is the last person on this planet that should be telling anybody how to live. We all know that Todd helped her as mayor and governor. We all know Sarah is a fraud and is not America's energy expert.
Is that you Bristol?
DeleteAnonymous 5:50 take it sll back. Who are you to talk about our village idiot?
DeleteIf Sarah is considered a prize then why would Todd fall in love with a prostitute?
ReplyDeletePalin replied: “As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
ReplyDeleteWell Sarah, the vp goes around the country wearing false titties, says stupid shit, winks thinking she's cute, sticks out her tongue then quits after a year.
Sounds like something you are qualified to do.