Sunday, March 16, 2014

A man dressed as Rambo walks into a bar.....stop me if you've heard this one.

Courtesy of New York Daily News:  

A Florida action anti-hero armed with a gun and knives entered a bar dressed like Rambo and opened fire, but two patrons subdued him before he fully reenacted the character’s films. 

Daniel Allen Noble, 37, was seen drinking calmly at the Europa Lounge & Bistro in Palm Coast Saturday when he left and returned at 11:25 p.m. dressed like Rambo — complete with an Uzi-style rifle and two large hunting knives at his sides, the Flagler County Sheriff's Department said. 

The action hero wannabe began challenging people in the bar when two customers stopped him. Vassili Mironov, 28, and Roman Dubinsechi, 23 both of Palm Coast, grabbed the barrel of the gun, pointing it to the ground where it went off once or twice, police said. 

No one was injured from the shooting, police said. 

Noble then grabbed a knife and started to fight with the two men, who were able to knock the anti-hero unconscious. He was transported to the hospital where he was released after treatment of minor injuries.

Seriously who did not see something like this happening eventually?

Essentially all of this assault carrying, action movie dipsits believe in their hearts that they ARE Rambo, and are just waiting for somebody to give them a reason to unload all of their hate, anger, and insecurities through the barrel of a gun so that they can feel like heroes.

This guy just had reality arrive. wake him up form his fantasy, and slap the shit out of him.

Multiple times I would guess from his mugshot.

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:22 PM

    Sounds like Sarah Palin's kind of guy!

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    1. Anonymous5:44 PM

      May George Zimmerman be next.

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    2. Anonymous8:11 PM

      Probably her kissing cousin.

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  2. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Released?? Shouldn't he get some kind of mental evaluation before he is let loose to the streets again?
    Thank you f--ing Ronald Reagan! Puts the mentally ill out on the streets and along with these sick gun laws these freaks are allowed to carry!!!
    /rant

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  3. So they just let him go? Didn't the police come or anything?

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  4. Anonymous5:50 PM

    What? Are you telling me that dude didn't just stand his ground?

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  5. Why are the rambos saved by a couple of guys without a gun - where was the good guy with a gun to shoot his way to victory?

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  6. he is in jail. no bail set......

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  7. OT, but speaking of alleged tough guys, wonkette caught up with Ken Cuccinelli on Saturday and read his ass beautifully
    http://wonkette.com/544147/ken-cuccinelli-tells-heritage-foundation-why-actual-winners-of-elections-should-defend-straight-marriage

    I can't wait till this guy is on late night infomercials shilling exercise equipment like Chuck Norris.

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  8. Anita Winecooler7:55 PM

    This one has "Trial Daddy" written all over his face. I think it's time for someone to pack it all up and move to Florida (After real dad gets custody, of course) She claims she'd LOVE to have a baby girl. (Which means she already has a baby girl, to beat Amazon Prime's rate increase wink wink)

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  9. Why is it always guys? Where are the female Rambo's? "Bueller, Bueller?"

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  10. Sgt. Preston of the Yukon4:05 PM

    This kind of idiocy is endemic to The Sunshine State.

    I'm just finishing reading Carl Hiaasen's "Tourist Season," a comedy-thriller-mystery set in south Florida, and Daniel Allen Noble would fit in very nicely with its motley cast of deranged characters.

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