That was it? Okay was anybody actually able to make out what mush mouth was even saying?
I have had more intelligible conversations with falling down drunks when I worked as a bouncer.
What a sad fate for a man who once held a real job, provided for his family, and had some small bit of infamy as the husband of the first female governor in Alaska history.
And now he is nothing more than a glorified purse carrier, who gets paraded around during her public appearances, and gets tossed a on-air gig or two to funnel some cash his way.
Wow, he's really bringin' home the bacon now, sarah! Watch out, he won't be needing you much longer!
ReplyDeleteOh wait, how much did he get paid for that fifty six seconds of hard work?
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Looks and sounds like his false teeth don't fit right.
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly what I thought. Like his top denture plate is slipping off.
DeleteLooks like you're still a liar
DeleteNone of us will ever be the liars that the entire Palin family is! They crow about hard work and none of them does any. They pretend to love Alaska while they all spend more time in hot Arizona. They pretend to have a loving family, when Bristol runs off with her son as often as possible, Sarah runoff to do hate speeches and even films her 'Amazin' America' show elsewhere, and who knows where Willow is half the time. Track divorced his wife as soon as she gave birth, and now is as single as his sisters...some great role models are these folks. Maybe they ought to do a real reality show...the Beverly Hillbillies of the North. The script would write itself.
DeletePiper diaper, is that you?
Delete6:49 Looks like you are still a Troll with no life. Don't you have some Bastard babies to care for?
DeleteAww. You mad?
DeleteYou really should have more of an issue with Todd abusing women,
Not his fucked up teeth, bitch! !
They call them "rattlers" in Arizona.
Delete@7:09 - Track was never married.....unlike Bristol who was forced into bagging Levi when they were both 15.
DeleteHOLY SH*T!!! $he sure must have gotten his balls into a vice clamp. WOW! THIS is what the Sportsman Channel has to offer as its best? Well. I am glad I do not receive that channel, and also am glad - IF I received it - to have heard this castrated eunuch quip in its high pitched voice.
ReplyDeleteNo, Sarah was inspired by that lady who castrates lambs, pigs, whatever. Sarah was so impressed.
DeleteSportsmans channel? It sounds like Tawdry says Horseman channel at the end of that sorry clip.
DeleteWhoa- Who is the man "who once held a real job, provided for his family, and ..." Surely you are not referring to Todd Palin.
ReplyDeleteThat is unless... by a real job you mean drug trafficking, pimping, embezzling and more. Then I guess it's OK.
Poor Toad is unaware there are TWO C's in arctic...
ReplyDeleteBut there are three or more e's in heeelecopter!
DeleteLet's give him a break on that - there's so much else wrong. Maybe he was raised as I was where "artic" was generally considered the correct pronunciation.
DeleteFrom the American Heritage Book of English Usage (1996): "Arctic was originally spelled in English without the first c, which was later reintroduced after the original spelling in Greek. Both [pronunciations] are equally acceptable."
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=342
bwahahaha - it may have been pronounced without the C, but it wasn't ever correct. You fail the spelling bee.
Deletehttp://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=342
I was taught by grammar police. "Arctic" is the location; "artic" is a winter boot. And it sure do sound like Todd peeps "Horseman Channel" at the end.
DeleteIf I didn't know what a douche he is, I'd feel sorry for him.
ReplyDeleteWhat? 1 minute and I wonder how much he got paid for that?
ReplyDeleteSounds like he just jumped off his snowmachine and did this small gig with his tongue and cheeks still frozen.
Who started the rumor that he was narrating the show? I'll bet it was Sarah, then Breitbart. Could be the producers never intended to have Todd be official narrator. Was it "Extra" or TMZ that dropped this rumor around?
I think that the Breitbart article said that he would be hosting the show. " Iditarod Unleashed programming begins March 25 at 7 p.m. ET/PT with a one-hour special hosted by Palin." He didn't exactly host for one full hour. The Pee's headline was that Todd would help bring the Iditarod to television. That gives him much more credit that talking in front of the camera for less than a minute.
DeleteOMG, that is the cheapest spot they put together. Low, low budget. A couple of seconds on camera, with him doing nothing but standing there, so it's not like they had to do more than one of two takes, and then just few edits of stills and video. Cheap, cheap, cheap. Just like Sarah. The quality is SEVERELY lacking...just like Sarah.
ReplyDeleteI doubt if the Sportsman Channel would have hired Todd without Sarah's influence. He didn't even finish the Iron Dog race. No point if he wasn't going to win. (Sportsmanship). That was called "hosting" a program? No, he introduced it. Big Deal.
ReplyDeleteHow many Johns will recognize him? I thought pimps wanted low profiles?
ReplyDeletePussy.
ReplyDeleteAs Sarah would say "Have You Seen TODD?" well yes actually we did and we also heard TAWWWWD also too! apparently the allowance he gets from Screech Owl Sarah does not cover the cost of a shave or new dentures. The only sound worse is the d list garage band Madison Rising singing the theme song to Amazing America. Wonkette has the video and it's amazingly awful and then i remembered that Sarah said once that she had a cousin in a band hmmm why i do believe the band was called Madison Rising!
ReplyDeleteThe whole friggin no talent family owes the idiot their jobs and that has got to be a real power trip for Wonkey Eyed Wonder.
So why was he standing by an old iron vehicle instead of with a musher and a dog sled? Is the manly man afraid of dogs? Or couldn't they find a musher who'd agree to stand with the manly Tawd Palin?
DeleteHoly mother of ignominy. The Wonkette article is wonderful, as are the comments.
DeleteAnd the song? "We are Amerii-CANS" (emphasis on the CANS) repeated over and over.
As the article notes, "This thing is one step away from just being 'America, Fuck Yeah.'" (from the wonderful Team America movie)
To Anonymous 6:04 PM, this piece of crap was thrown together *after* the Iditarod. I doubt if Tawd was anywhere near the actual race.
DeleteDo snowmobilers and dogsledders really have much in common? Is there liking or mutual respect between the two sports?
I'm not anon 6:04, but I would imagine dogsledders don't care too much for snowmobilers. Snowmobiles are loud and polluting and tear up the trails.
DeleteI have to watch it again to see if it getting darker or lighter outside (whatever it does in ak at this time.) It took him hours of takes, even with queue cards.
DeleteWe'll tape it live! with that he-man voice.
How weird, the Sportsman Channel got the first quitter of the Iron Dog to host the Iditarod.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately Todd was miscast,as can happen frequently with skilled character actors and no amount of technique or training can rescue them. When he was a working stage actor in The Wasilla Players he gave intuitive and nuanced performances in Uncle Vanya, The Sea Gull and many other works; he was most comfortable in Chekov's works, he felt,as he would put it,"I can see the Russian muse from my house." No matter, he is first and foremost an artist, an actor, he has to breathe art in order to live. That fuckin wife of his, though, hoo boy.
ReplyDeleteLOL x a million
Deleteoh my goodness that was funny. suuuuuuperb snark.
DeleteBeautiful comment.
DeleteDitto!
Deletelike!
DeleteIs he also narrating the 9-part series? That was just a trailer, no?
ReplyDeleteTodd narrates as good as Bristol dances.
ReplyDeleteAt least he did not have to say heelycopter this time.
I suggest you get a life and stop being an ass without fulfillment
DeleteOwww a Todd fan. Did you also drop out of college, manage your spouse's office when it got to be too much for her, lie about your kids, ignore your special needs son except for the occasional photo op, and quit a race you were supposed to be great at running?
Delete6:49 PM What fulfillment do you have in your lonely life? Your 2-toned Dildo does not count. I see that you are back to stalking Gryphen again. What happened, the other blogs kicked your Juvenile ass off? nocomprends/Justine/Lou Sarah/ Disappointed/
DeleteTodd's Whore?
Does he have heels to match the heelycopter? Say what you want about the Palins, that family knows how to accessorize!
DeleteMaybe Todd and Bruce Jenner will dance on DWTS!!!?
She's an unemployed actress living with her parents in Florida. She couldn't make it in New York so she went running back home.
Delete"an ass without fulfillment"
DeleteDon't even get me going on that one......
I remember distinctly, he said "heeliOcopter."
DeleteWhy do people claim that the troll is an unemployed actress? She's not. It's true that she works in theatre but she works behind the scenes, not on the stage.
DeleteSo she's a failed actress rather than an unemployed actress.
DeleteJust like Becky Mansour is a failed screenwriter rather than an unemployed screenwriter.
So, how do you know our neighborhood troll works behind the scenes, not on the stage?
No. She was never an actress. She works in stage management.
DeleteHey Todd, don't quit your day job.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait.......................never mind.
Good one
DeleteUh stock wildlife video of two musk oxen fighting and a wolf that looked like it was toeing its marks. Have the mushers really run into musk ox? I once met one that had broken loose from the Yankovich Road farm. I was on my bike returning from babysitting in the valley north of Northern Lights Cemetery. We stared each other down and then went our own ways.
ReplyDeleteNice Mr Bill voice there todd!
ReplyDeletepsst- get yer teef fixed............
he's still hot. and a nice man
DeleteHot? What is he in menopause with his crazy wife? And how come Mr. Nice never responded to that subpoena back in 2008? How did McCain get him out out of that exactly?
DeleteHe's a fucking pimp and a predator.
Delete6:49 PM You don't even know him and have NEVER met him. He is the hottest bi-sexual 2-toned, 2-inch penis with a girly voice, carrying a purse.
Deletehe's still hot. and a nice man
DeleteNice man?
Did Todd and his buddies beat up a black kid?
Is that the man they said drilled holes in walls and can tell you the color of women's nipples?
Nice man? Talk to Shailey Tripp.
He's an abusive, pathetic piece of shit, bitch!
DeleteHe's made of primary colored clay and his arch enemy is mr hand. Ever see clay in a hot cast iron pan?
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRJE2n3qjrY
Tony Soprano was a nice man too.
DeleteJohn Gotti's family loved him...
DeleteWTF, dangerous animals ?!? they show a couple of musk ox and a lone wolf ?!?
ReplyDeleteyep, sure enough, all winter long in my numerous Alaskan backcountry excursions I'm constantly keeping an eye out and battling both species as do all my other Alaskan backcountry pals, it's a well documented everyday winter survival occurrence particularly the man killing, sled dog stompin' musk ox ...
LMFAO !!!
My favorite was the wind blown snow, you know, for emphasis.
DeleteIt could blind ya...it's like sand in the eyes. Yeeeewooooww That shit is uber-dangerous.
DeleteHey, Todd, don't quit your day job. Oh, wait. What IS your day job?
ReplyDeleteWhy are you a stalker? Shouldn't you be working and supporting your family? Do you have a loving family like Todd does? doubt it or you'd be nicer.
DeleteNot sure of his job, but his employer is Barnum & Bailey.
Delete6:48 PM Haven't you been banned here yet? Shouldn't
DeleteTodd be checking on his Prostitutes? How is his Pregnant girlfriend? How is Track's rehab going? Did Bristol give birth to her latest Bastard yet?
I don't know 6:48, Todd's married to a pretty mean, not very loving woman. Too bad that a guy with such a loving family never gets to see them very often.
DeletePositive on loving family, only WE have boundaries AND underwear in ours.
DeleteNice loving family for Todd includes his whores and their children, his future whores.
Delete@6:48 No family, letting the government pay for my food, housing and health care-- so I have lots of time to stalk you!
DeleteAnita -
DeleteBoundaries AND underwear?
Show off.
Just watched this clip. He seems uncomfortable and the whole thing (one minute? good grief) is just awkward feeling. Made me uncomfortable watching his uncomfortableness. Good thing it was only a minute.
ReplyDeletepalin's/heath's; inbred fake fuk's extraordinaire ...
ReplyDeletejesusHchrist ...
That dude needs to stop wearing those silk skivies!
ReplyDeleteSome guys say it feels nice against their camel toe.
DeleteNot saying he has one.
Well, doesn't he still have his fish sight? And he's still an amazing father. He still has his iron dog, despite their bad luck this year. Happens to everyone.
ReplyDeletehe can fix anything fixable/mechanical.
site not sight. Todd has some other financial interests, too. His lodge. The babes. Hey, business is business.
Delete6:45 Must be a Family member of the Illiterate Palins.
DeleteWho else would brag about a Pimp?
Get help, bitch.
DeleteActually the family members wouldn't brag about Todd (except maybe the youngest ones who don't know his secrets yet).
Delete6:45 is a delusional person living with her parents, sucking the toes of the Palins from afar.
He's an amazing father to who? not Track, not Piper...not TriG....that leaves Bristol and Willow and there are questions about them also.too...wink, wink...you betcha'.
DeleteDo you like my penis, shailey?
ReplyDeleteIs it big enough?
What a man, That Todd. ..
Pfft!
He talks like he has a dick in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteThat is so wrong!
DeleteEveryone knows Todd doesn't like to talk when he is "working" with clients! !
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Anytime he hasn't fished in Dillingham himself, he's let students fish to make school money. It's not even like they're wealthy. Piper says they're not. And Trig will probably be dependent on Sarah and Todd most of his life if not all. He may be a much beloved little boy, but that costs loads of money. Parents of special needs kids wouldn't have it any other way though from what they tell me
ReplyDelete7:19 PM Stop being a LIAR, they don't tell you Shit. You Stalk their Facebook pages just like you Stalk here at IM. You are a crazy unemployed Foolish internet Troll, and nothing else. Grab your 2-toned Dildo and PRETEND that you are with Pimp Daddy Todd. That would be your only Date for the last 6 years.
DeleteYes and they probably can't get health insurance for Trig without showing his birth certificate, and guess what, the birth certificate information doesn't match Palins bullshit story about Trig's birth. So I guess they do have to make a lot of money to take care of him. But I haven't seen any evidence that they really take care of him. That they are correcting his eye and hearing deficits, that they give him the best in therapy, that they stay abreast of what a child with Downs needs to have a full life. I don't see any of that. Other than a bit of kindness toward Trig from Toad, I see nothing special coming from his "parents." Aside from said kindness, Toad is a complete pussy asshole.
DeleteKids with special needs get lots of services through the county and/or state and Trig's health care is provided through Native Health services.
DeleteYou don't think the Palins are wealthy? Then what have they been doing with all their money?
"from what they tell me"
(voices in your head)
"Piper says they're not" (rich, that is)... As IF a twelve year old would know about her family's finances...
DeleteAnd OF COURSE TriPP will be a financial liability for all of his life - his adoptive family never let him have the therapy needed, never made him wear his glasses and his hearing aids. IF they had done THAT for him, he would have been able to become a meaningfully employed, halfways functioning decent adult. Since they did NOT do this for him, he will live the rest of his life most likely in an institution, once he becomes too burdensome for them.
Sarah Palin had a net worth in 2011 of 12 million dollars, this was after Going Rogue and before America By Heart. I'd call that wealthy. Even the trashy nouveau riche generally don't burn through that much money in a few years.
DeleteWhat the hell did he say? He lost me after he said
ReplyDeleteI'm Todd Palin
Be happy he didn't say heeliecopter.
DeleteCan he fix his broken marriage?
ReplyDeleteWhy should he? He likes it that way.
Deletesure - when he marries the mother of his new baby.
DeleteHe did, he got a divorce a couple of yrs ago.
DeleteWhy is the first guy to drop out of the Iron Dog hosting that show? Who did he f'ck to get that job?
ReplyDeleteWhat's with his voice ? Delayed puberty ? Maybe Sarah thought he was the fridge and zapped him in the freezer section with a can of moose chili ?
ReplyDeleteAlso ... is there a funky audio edit at the tail end or is it just my late-Triassic era computer?
I've listened to it several times and I swear his final line is: "Right now ... on the Whores' Man Channel."
How typically skanky that he'd sneak in an ad for his "other line of work" ...
I can't stop laughing! Did someone mistaken a bear trap for a toilette ? A couple loops of stock footage seamed together with spit (I think) and alto suprano opera man Todd monotone blubber chewing.
ReplyDeleteHow sad, Todd went from co-mayor and co-governor to this.
ReplyDeleteBless his heart
LMFAO what a dick head..He sounds like a girl..
ReplyDeleteWhat's Caint Get Right doing? Is he okay?
ReplyDeleteNodding off in the hangar like usual. Someone must deliver the smack though since he never leaves.
DeleteWOW, this looks exciting, how do I find the HORSEMAN channel?
ReplyDeleteThe pathetic part is I am sure there are other Alaskans that could do a better job of speaking the lines and appear less creepy but this group of con artists seems to have cornered the market. Aren't there other celebrities in AK?
So glad I wasn't the only one that caught that one!
DeleteYou all can call him all the names you want, but First dude ain't one of them...just saying
ReplyDeleteIf you're gonna say it at least make some sense.
DeleteFuck you John McCain for unleashing this horrible family on us. They give the Kardashians a run for their money.
ReplyDeleteOooohhhh!!! The girly man grew himself some mustache to look more manly! He forgot to put in his dentures, though, and forgot not to inhale helium first.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's why he didn't shave. He's supposed to look like he's been on the trail for three days.
DeleteI don't have flash or whatever player so I tried to watch it on YouTube, they don't have the Toad talking on the "rill" previews.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is talking about Todd's high voice. In another thread, the talk was about the lady who castrates pigs-- someone who Sarah just endorsed. Watch out, Todd. Be very afraid! Your voice is high enough already.
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm not impressed with his trailer/speaking ability, what bugs me much more is that the lines he was given aren't even that factual. The Iditarod uses the same trail as the serum run, but it was not started because of that. It was about preserving/protecting/honoring the sled dog culture. From the official Iditarod website: Redington had two reasons for organizing the long-distance Iditarod Race: to save the sled dog culture and Alaskan huskies, which were being phased out of existence due to the introduction of snowmobiles in Alaska; and to preserve the historical Iditarod Trail between Seward and Nome.
ReplyDeleteUgh...get it right Todd/Sportsman Channel.
I'll tell you what's wrong with Todd Palin "hosting" a show about the Iditarod. That's not his sport. He might know some of the mushers, but that's not really a connection. There must be people who have raced in the Iditarod and have now retired. They know more about what's involved, and can offer expert opinion. I know, experts on that Sportsman Channel. It's not ESPN. They don't have a desk of guys in blazers. But, the "host" should be someone who knows the sport and doesn't have to read from cue cards-- especially if he can't act and doesn't speak well.
ReplyDeleteExactly
DeleteAnonymous5:24 PM
ReplyDeleteTodd narrates as good as Bristol dances.
At least he did not have to say heelycopter this time.
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Are you saying that Todd narrates like someone is grinding on him like Mark did Bristol on the DWTS dance floor?
Way too funny,
ReplyDeleteMichelle Scheuermann @ladysportsman Mar 8
Wow, watching @SarahPalinUSA at #cpac2014 I'm so happy she has a show on @sportsmanchnl her following are intense peeps.
Yes, they ARE intense!!
Shame they didn't do it in "bag" lingo. "her following are in tents peeps"
DeleteHow many takes did it take for toad to get his lines right? Remember the old goat couldn't even walk on camera correctly. So I know reciting lines was a mental feat for Mr. baritone.
ReplyDeleteDon't have any palin walk and recite...that is waaaayyyy to much for these retards.
" a smart man can act dumb but a dumb man cannot act smart "
ReplyDeleteNice try Tawd ,you pathetic #*&%)!( !
Ahhh Tawdry, Tawdy. Maybe you would have done better with the narration if you had simply burst into song:
ReplyDelete"You light up my life, Oh Shailey".
Just watch "Balto" -- MUCH more accurate and far more entertaining than this fellow's drivel.
ReplyDeleteWas anyone else offended that he's talking about the Iditarod and not a dog in sight. Not a dog sled. Not anything except a 4-wheeler!!! A suped up one at that. He has no clue about the rugged outdoors.
ReplyDeleteWhat a total insult to the dogs and the men and women who care for and race them!
Green screen like Sarah? They could have filmed Todd just last week. So far, he doesn't seem to interact with anyone who is actually racing, although he and Sarah did attend the mushers' banquet. Todd is bare headed in the short bits that he filmed, while the mushers are bundled up from head to toe and it looks much colder out where they are.
Deleteit's so obvious that Sarah has bought the Sportsman Channel. What gigs will she get for Bristol, Willow, Track, Piper, Sally and Chuck, Tripp and TriG?
ReplyDelete