Monday, March 10, 2014

Sarah Palin takes to Facebook to explain why they are selling their faux campaign bus. Update!

Courtesy of the played out Political Pole Dancer's Facebook page:  

For those who followed us in our travels during the One Nation Tour and “Sarah Palin's Alaska” TV show in our Country Coach Lexa, we want to say thanks for sharing the memories. 

We're downsizing from our beautiful one-of-a-kind Lexa to a smaller class 'C' motor home that "Grandma Sarah" feels more comfortable driving. She loves to drive and really admires those hardcore lady RVers who maneuver their rigs and even haul trailers behind, but Sarah humbly admits there must be a better way than her white-knuckling on the highways behind the wheel of our Lexa. A smaller rig may do the trick for her. 

There's no better way to see this great country than a road trip! It's our favorite. If you're interested in this fun bus, know that it comes with a lot of great American memories and the new owners can create their own. 

Sarah Palin

Oh so that explains it. 

You see it's not because the paint chip eaters are wising up and no longer sending all of their hard earned money to Granny Grifter, it's due to the fact that the old lady simply cannot handle driving such a large vehicle any more.

Because of course we all buy the fact that old lady Palin did the driving.

Right?

By the way I am with others who are wondering about the legality of selling a bus bought with SarahPAC dollars for a personal profit. Any lawyers in the house?

94 comments:

  1. If you can get the $arah stench out, it looks pretty nice. Must have been decorated by someone other than a Palin!

    http://www.ocrvmotorcoaches.com/detail-2004-country_coach-lexa_42ft_-used-10582157.html

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  2. Anonymous2:39 PM

    Holy shit, I can barely imagine that dimwit driving a car, much less a giant trailer home! At her age she needs to start thinking about giving up that driver's license and letting her kids haul her around. When my husband's parents hit their 80th birthday we stopped letting them drive. I don't see why her children don't just tell her it's time to put down the steering wheel.

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  3. Anonymous2:39 PM

    Talking about herself in the 3rd person? Gross.

    Lying about admiring women who drive RVs? Also gross.

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    1. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Even though the explanation appeared on SP's Facebook page, it was signed by Todd. (And if anyone thinks that he actually wrote it, I have a "Bridge to Nowhere" to sell to you!)

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    2. Anonymous7:35 PM

      He can barely speak, can he even spell in grunts?

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    3. Anonymous7:49 PM

      We all saw the e-mails he sent as shadow governor. There's no way he wrote this.

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  4. Anonymous2:40 PM

    So, Sarah's a white knuckler?* That explains why Todd has seeks pleasure elsewhere.

    *The League reference

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    1. Anonymous2:50 PM

      Do you really think that Sarah is licensed to drive a bus? It's not the ordinary driver's license. Most states require a special test to drive a bus. That big thing is a bus, not a tricked out RV.

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    2. Anonymous4:32 PM

      No, I don't think that at all. I don't think Sarah sat one cheek in the driver's seat of that bus.

      But, I do recommend The League which is on Netflix instant video. The White Knuckler is a very good episode.

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    3. Anonymous6:46 PM

      I know that in Oregon, if it's got a stove in it, it's an RV. No special license needed. It's a bit crazy that for someone to drive commercially, they have to pass a physical. I see these things cruising up and down the coast at 20 mph slower than posted, and when one finally gets around them, chances are fairly good that the driver may be on oxygen. AARP and RV industry lobby at work.
      VernD

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  5. Anonymous2:44 PM

    There is no difference between SarahPAC and "personal profit". It all ends up in the same Palin pockets.

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  6. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Most states require a special license for driving a rig of that size. I don't believe that she ever drove it. But, as we know, Palin had her VERY OWN commercial halibut business!

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  7. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Sarah had a wonderful record of selling expensive stuff on the internet.

    Twenty days after putting the jet online, the Palin administration had to reissue the listing. The minimum bid had not been met. By April, the jet still had not sold despite three additional attempts. Eventually, Palin signed a contract with an Anchorage aircraft broker to help succeed where eBay couldn't. In August 2007, eight months after it was first put on sale, the jet was sold to an Alaskan businessman for $2.1 million -- $600,000 shy of the purchasing price.

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    1. Anonymous7:37 PM

      But, but, but one of her best one-liners introducing herself
      to the country was about how this cool grandma gov. Sold it on eBay.

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  8. Anonymous2:52 PM

    So this is what the "frontier family" takes out for their hunting and "camping" forays to secure the moose meat for the chili?

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  9. Anonymous2:53 PM

    I don't believe that Todd is capable of writing that post.
    I think it was crazy to buy a bus for two road trips when you could rent one.
    I don't think they used the bus to promote Sarah Palin's Alaska. They used it for the One Nation Family Vacation and her first book tour.
    They had a registered bus driver. Sarah Palin didn't drive that bus anywhere.
    They bought a used 2004 bus. There are much newer models out there today.
    Can you image the mileage on that thing?

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  10. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Sarah, "Track, stop smoking the meth in the RV, or I am going to sell it".

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    1. Anonymous3:23 PM

      Track, stop making deliveries, selling those drugs. The kids will have to try the stuff out someplace else. I know that it's a swell thing, the mobile office/salesroom, but people are getting wise. (Like crossing the middle line on the highway, going 15 miles under the speed limit, going 25 miles over the speed limit, using my PAC credit card for gas).

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  11. Anonymous2:57 PM

    On the East Coast road trip they hired a professional driver. SarahPAC footed the costs.

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  12. Anonymous3:03 PM

    I still can't get past her use of Green Eggs and Ham.... she ruined/used a children's book for her OWN UGLY SELF.... she STEALS FROM CHILDREN AND THEIR PARENTS AND GRAND PARENTS....

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  13. Anonymous3:13 PM

    They drove the bus my ASS!!!

    The Driver:
    Jonathan Frierson
    5716 Whitney Ave
    Cincinnati

    Paid $2,900 from SarahPAC funds on 9-8-2011

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      error... it was $3000.. checks for $2100 and $900
      and bus repairs of $1100

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    2. Anonymous3:20 PM

      Yeah, who would ever believe Sarah Palin drove that thing?

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    3. Anonymous3:21 PM

      Todd Palin wrote, "white knuckle driving down the highway." I don't believe that Todd wrote that post, and I don't believe that Sarah drove that bus.

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    4. Anonymous3:28 PM

      All the expenditures for the bus trip are listed on the Sarah PAC year end filings for 2011

      http://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/308/12970856308/12970856308.pdf

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    5. Anonymous5:12 PM

      You need a licence to drive a bus. Sarah Palin most certainly does not have a bus driver's licence. What a girly little liar Todd Palin is. No wonder he doesn't have a job.

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    6. Anonymous5:44 PM

      Just found another $3600 payment to the bus driver on her tour!

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  14. Anonymous3:17 PM

    Does anyone really believe that Sarah Palin secured a Commercial Driver's License and DROVE that bus? Why are there no photos of her driving? She posts photos of everything else. Sarah Palin is a LIAR, she did not drive that bus.

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    1. Anonymous5:57 PM

      You don't need a commercial license to drive an RV, you need a class B with a bus endorsement, but I agree she never drove because SarahPac hired a driver.

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    2. Well, normal,people know she didn't drive thar bus for a whole range of reasons, beginning with her not being licensed to do so.

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    3. Anonymous6:53 PM

      >>Sarah Palin secured a Commercial Driver's License<< Piss test for drugs! lol.

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  15. Anonymous3:20 PM

    I can imagine the gas cost on a rig that big. Sheesh!

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  16. Anonymous3:22 PM

    3:13 Thanks for catching their lying asses!! What else is new - Sarah drove the thing - yea, right!

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  17. Anonymous3:24 PM

    You call her Sarah Palin.

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  18. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Why doesn't Two Toned Todd do the driving then? Aren't they traveling as a family? I can hardly wait to see pics of them camping in their C class RV.

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    1. Anonymous4:58 PM

      Todd left the One Nation Family Vacation Tour early, and I don't think that he was along for much of the book tour. He has other stuff to do. And, I doubt if he has a license to drive a bus, too.

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    2. Anonymous7:06 PM

      IIRC, didn't $carah miss quite a bit of that book tour , too. She flew in and the bus with driver picked her up at the airport?

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  19. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Ooops, I meant to write, You call her Trig's mother.

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  20. Super Fan In Atlanta3:25 PM

    O/T Looks like Mark Begich is getting sick and tired of those Koch Brothers antics

    http://www.politicususa.com/2014/03/10/democratic-senator-calls-koch-brothers-lies-hard-hitting-ad.html

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  21. Anonymous3:27 PM

    http://www.politicususa.com/2014/03/10/democratic-senator-calls-koch-brothers-lies-hard-hitting-ad.html

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  22. Anonymous3:27 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    (breath)
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    (breath)
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. Del Rey4:32 PM

      You need to breathe, unless you're talking about Skank's stinky breath.

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  23. Anonymous3:29 PM

    She really has a serious problem with her need to let everyone know about her male prowess at being able to do all the things that the guys can do.

    If she wants to drive busses, then by golly Sarah drive a bus. She insults people's intelligence by yelling "see I can drive a bus" or "see, I'm not like those elites, I can drive myself and my family around".

    Yes, child Sarah, we know you can do stuff. We see you, we hear you, we know you're a big engine/emissions enthusiast.

    Insulting that she pretends she's downsizing, but what's so obvious is they desperately need the cash.

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  24. Anonymous3:30 PM

    I guess this means:
    1. Sarah won't be doing a presidential campaign by bus
    2. Sarah won't be taking the whole big family on vacation
    3. Sarah won't have the nerve to tell the Pee's that she's not running
    4. Sarah's PAC is running at an even bigger deficit than they are reporting
    5. The money from the sale may not go back into the PAC, even though the PAC paid for the bus, the gas, the parking, the driver, the wrapping and everything else.
    6. No more book tours by bus. The PAC and publisher split the air fare and Palin doesn't have to pretend that she drove around any more.
    7. Sarah is passing up a money maker. They could rent the thing out as the limo for a prom, complete with party decorations, wet bar and sleep over facilitis.
    8.Sarah should offer it to Ted Nugent for his next road trip.
    9. Someone is going to have to explain to the Pee's that they are not trading it in for a private jet.
    10. Someone is going to have to explain to the Pee's that she really IS NOT RUNNING for anything-- except TO the bank.

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    1. Anonymous7:07 PM

      What was the original price on the bus and when did the PAC buy it?

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  25. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Will the stupid ever END? And her followers believe it hook, line, and sinker. There really are a lot of gullible people out there. I'm still waiting for her or ANY of that family to post the Bible passage that's it's perfectly fine to prey on the ignorant in the name of God.

    Hint: Ain't there!

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  26. Anonymous3:38 PM

    if they don't report its sale as income in the next Sarah PAC filing, but take the proceeds for their personal use, that's called Money Laundering. It's very illegal and could send them to jail, do not pass Go.

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    1. Del Rey4:25 PM

      Well she's just gonna' keep on doing it until a judge and a jury tell her she cain't.

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  27. Anonymous3:40 PM

    With guests Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) and Sarah Palin Friday, Fox’s On The Record with Greta Van Susteren was the highest-rated show overall in the 25-54 demo with 352K viewers. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/friday-cable-ratings-foxs-greta-van-susteren-1-in-demo-for-all-cable-news/

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    1. Anonymous3:52 PM

      People are drawn to disasters.

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    2. Anonymous4:29 PM

      352K viewers? Out of a possible 125M people in the US between 25 and 54? The other 99.7% of that age group must've had something better to do.

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    3. Anonymous4:29 PM

      These two "guests" have never had an original thought in their lives.......well,one of them......the other never had a thought.....original or otherwise....

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    4. Anonymous4:36 PM

      Lindsay Lohan was watched by 690,000+ and IT is being called a disaster...who ya gonna believe?

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  28. First, why would you 'buy' a bus ? There are thousands of these monsters sitting in dealers lots BEGGING to be LEASED ..secondly, when did white trash ever do anything above board ??? Alas, the Alaskan Monkey Queen gets closer and closer to the pile of political debt that's about to roll over her and that gang of chumps she lives with... What a waste of human space.....

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  29. Caroll Thompson3:41 PM

    Sarah must have read your post G and had to explain why she is selling the bus. You do seem to get on her nerves. This is not the first time she has reacted to something you posted. Good job.

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  30. PalinsHoax4:03 PM

    "Do you call people like her compulsive liars or pathological liars?"

    You call them FALSIES.

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  31. Anonymous4:10 PM

    Wait a minute, do you mean to tell me that Momma Grizzly has to princess camp in a motor home? It can't be true! Momma Grizzly's camp in tents you know like Baby Grizzly Bristol, they sleep in sleeping bags,use a Coleman stove and cook around the campfire. Won't this hurt that tough gun toting, blueberry picking image? Sat it isn't so!

    I like the sales pitch for the motorhome on her facebook page though...keeping it classy, that's those crazy Palins.
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    1. Anonymous4:52 PM

      So much for the rugged, outdoor camping sportsman image. I'll be in the bus, enjoying the air conditioning (or heat), depending on the weather. Raining? No problem. Hang food so the bears don't get it? Sarah just keeps it in the frig. Now that show on the sportsman channel is going to be fun, looking for the tents and camping when we know that the bus is parked just out of camera range. Come on in and enjoy a delightful beverage.

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  32. What, the Big Mama Grizzly can't reach the peddles to her stolen PAC chariot?
    You would think this would be the final straw that broke the SARAHPAC ship of fools... but noooooooo, they'll probably start a fund to hire a full time driver for her, just so she could be on the open road hangin' her wig out the window flapping in the wind.

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  33. PalinsHoax4:18 PM

    "there must be a better way than her white-knuckling on the highways behind the wheel"

    Sheesh, those white-knuckle's are simply the Ol' Cadaver's boney bones showing through the craws that she calls hands!

    No matter what kind of activity she does, she'll be white-knuckling, cause all the Ol' Cadaver is, is skin and bones.

    Just look at her repulsive craws as she flayed them around at CPAC. White-knuckling indeed.

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    1. Anonymous4:50 PM

      When Sarah was the governor, she could get the state troopers to back off, even if she didn't have Trig in an authorized car seat or if they weren't wearing their seat belts. Now that Sarah does not hold office in Alaska, and she might be losing her grip on power, you betcha that she's a white knuckle driver, afraid of getting caught, flooring it, pedal to the metal, watch out for Smoky, ten four good buddy.

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    2. LOL -- Good call, PalinsHoax...

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  34. Anonymous4:19 PM

    WHAT. THE. FUCK????

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/10/armalite-michelangelo-gun-ad_n_4935909.html

    How is this even legal? This is a weapon of war. Why is it allowed in the US at all?

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  35. Anonymous4:22 PM

    That post was supposedly written by Toad, not $arah...

    Also, too... I don't see any 'update', even though it says so in the title...

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  36. Anonymous4:24 PM

    She is referring to her self in the third person; a sign of dissociative identity disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, dishonesty, psychotic and psychotic mood disorders, Asperger’s or ALL OF THE ABOVE!

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    1. Anonymous4:30 PM

      Maybe God wrote that part of the post, like God wrote that letter about Trig.

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    2. Anonymous5:25 PM

      Asperger's has nothing do with the other disorders you list. People fling the term around nowadays with no concept of what it means.

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    3. Cracklin Charlie5:34 PM

      Do you think that she would refer to herself as "Grandma Sarah"?

      Someone else wrote that.

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    4. Agree, 5:25. Clearly the OP has no understanding of Asperger's. Sarah Palin does not have Asperger's.

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    5. Anonymous6:04 PM

      I believe she would write "Grandma Sarah." She's trying to be kitchy.

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    6. Anonymous8:07 PM

      I went to her FB wall to read the entire post. Todd posted it on her FB wall. She has 4million FB followers. That was a fast and free advertisement.

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    7. Anonymous8:26 PM

      Sorry. I misspelled her "condition". I thought she had been on a strict diet of moose-ass burgers, but since Todd's getting pretty cocky bc of getting that young poonie he's banging on a steady basis at the lodge (Wish you wuz here, Juicy! Hah! Not!).

      Anyways, when Toady-LittleDick (Native Alaskan Name) ain't around to cook, Princess Poo Poo Nuggets don't eat much these days. But a-drankin'? Heh, that's a diff'rent story. Hell yeah, Sarah can pour her own fuckin' dranks. An' when she gets too damn drunk to stand up anymore, she just takes a slash directly from the 1.5 liter bottle that the PAC, er, her "friends" buy by the case for her every week. Them bottles do get heavy, but have you ever seen her fellate a straw stuck into a Big Gulp. Well, this is similar to that excep' there's more puke involved (of her own---plus anybody watching her gum that straw and make them gurgling noises). I understand it must be hard to do by junkies that ain't got no feelin' in their throat or lips, nor the rest of her plasticized face.

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    8. Anonymous10:47 PM

      Sarah Palin does NOT have Aspergers. Her intelligence is way to low!

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  37. Anonymous5:30 PM

    Sarah maybe terminally ill and is trying to unload the bus before she croaks so so heirs don't have to pay inheritance tax on it.

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  38. Anonymous5:33 PM

    How do you know the bus was bought with PAC dollars? Wrap, yes. Bus? never been a mention

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    1. Anonymous7:24 PM

      She probably bought it and then rented it to the PAC and her publisher for some extra cash. Grifters gotta grift!

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    2. Anonymous8:56 PM

      Yes, it was. Follow the link Gryphen posted above. She acknowledged it to ABC

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  39. Anonymous5:35 PM

    The thought of Palin driving the equivalent of a Greyhound Bus is hilarious.
    How dumb do the Palin's think their followers are that anyone would actually believe this lie ?
    Oh wait....

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  40. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Joe McGinnis has died

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    1. Anonymous5:57 AM

      :( Good bye Joe. You were one of the best.

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  41. Anonymous5:38 PM

    not sure if you saw but Joe Mcguinnss has died.
    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/fatal-vision-author-joe-mcginniss-dies-age-71

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  42. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Ruh-roh. Next thing you'll be telling me that she's liquidating her naughty monkey shoe collection.

    I think she saw how much the current Mayor got for her old gold Mayor Mobile and decided she should strike while iron's hot. Is she putting it on e-bay? She does know none of her bots could afford that old RV. Maybe c4p can pool their money and have a circle jerk in the RV.

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  43. Anita Winecooler7:09 PM

    It's official! Garage Sale time on Lake Lucille. The house would make a kick ass sports arena/funeral parlor. Tough times at Casa Palin!
    Did she try getting behind the wheel with the key in the ignition and asking the bone collector "Will this thing kick, Daddy?" before turning the key? What a bummer! Sister Sarah's Salvation Bible Bus Revival, Pole Dancing and Beauty Parlor won't be hitting the roads of America.

    She COULD donate it to science, I'm sure CSI folks could learn a lot about dna, hair, fibers, blood, body fluids and finger prints. That things a virtual Petri Dish of Who knows what?

    Something's fishy. A day after the day after CPAC, she suddenly gets the itch to sell something. Any lawyers into PAC deductions?

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  44. Now, how could she drive that bus, when she was being flown city to city, and then meeting up with the bus for photo ops? Are her bots really THAT stupid?

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  45. Anonymous8:03 PM

    That's why Todd called it White Knuckle Driving. And, she didn't even have a license to drive a bus.

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  46. Anonymous8:16 PM

    OMG could you imagine your husband calling your "grandma"? I would be so pissed and I bet Mrs. Palin is livid at Todd calling her "Grandma Sarah". Why the passive aggressive behavior on Todd? Too funny!! Good thing he already sleeps on the couch....

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    1. Anonymous10:03 PM

      Depends on how many grandchildren Todd is talking about. Bristol posted a photo of all her "babes." Todd is ribbing "Grandma." Maybe they are asking for more money-- sell the bus!

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  47. Anonymous8:37 PM

    A bile wagon. So fitting. Check out the rules with the FEC. Hope Dr Suess heirs sued the hell out of scrawny boney political scrawny skank.

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  48. Anonymous3:51 AM

    Even if a person were to study and take all the tests relating to getting a bus driver license (sorry, previous poster, that is not an RV), a person with a wall eye (cross eyes) normally would not pass the drivers' eye test, as each eye is tested independently. If the musculature is not there to control the eye in normal situations, even with the lenses she wears, then the musculature is not there for independent use. It's not like the usual Alaska DMV test where you just glance down at the far wall and read the upper letters. This is bull, that Ms Palin ever drove a bus. Anyone who watched the first reality show knows for sure that she had never gone hunting either, at least the part of "hunting" where a gun is sighted, aimed, and fired!

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  49. Anonymous5:10 AM

    If Sarah Palin driver that bus wouldn't you have thought that granny grifter would have had someone take pictures of her and posted them on her Facebook?

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  50. Anonymous6:04 AM

    She is running out of money and cant pay someone to drive it for her.. Not that it is to big for her to drive. Time for a miniwini to Cruz along. And all you suckers to pay for it!!

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  51. Anonymous5:16 PM

    She can't even walk straight and we are suppose to believe Granny can drive this RV. Tell me another fairy tale.



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