Actually to be honest I would not use this on anybody. That would be wrong.
Trust me, I'd want to, but ultimately it would go against my sense of morality and fair play.
However I have to wonder, if there were a potion which immediately transformed a skeptic into a Bible reading man of faith, with regular church attendance, would those on the other side demonstrate the same restraint?
Jesus stepped out of cave today and saw his shadow ... we will have six more weeks of winter.
ReplyDeleteI bet he looked like the Geico Caveman too
DeleteCome on G, be reasonable. Asking for a remedy for bible thumpers is as a long shot as a Sarah Palin truth serum.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't that long ago that just about every "remedy" had cocaine or alcohol or both. Cough Cough.... that's reeeeeeal smooth man.
ReplyDeleteI'll take it on the rocks.
ReplyDeleteLOL at "Dr. Benj. Fraudulent" on the bottle.
ReplyDeleteIt would make a great conversation piece! When we remodeled our house, we found all sorts of odd bottles in the walls, especially where medicine cabinets used to be. After some research, alcohol was sold as a medicine during prohibition, and they had "cures" for things like "The vapors", "malaria" and, of course, all form and sort of female "hysteria". We saved some and sold the ones worth money. We also found an old "Sears and Roebuck" catalogue that sold vibrating belts for weight loss and dutch colonial houses delivered to your site. If it were in good shape and didn't fall to dust as you turned the pages, it would be perfect to donate to the Smithsonian.
ReplyDeleteI suspect this potion to be about 100 proof. If taken as directed 750 ml every 24 hrs, it should not belong until one prays at the "Porcelain Alter".
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