Of course Palin used the appearance to get as much attention as possible, and of course pimp her crappy new show.
Ran into Mr. Strong Genes and Mr. Mom Jeans at the Tonight Show. Tune in to the Tonight Show tonight and tomorrow to “Amazing America” on Sportsman Channel!
I am sure that Palin thinks that she came off well in that segment (Even got off a reference to Obama's mom jeans and Mama Grizzly's), but I predict that much like the SNL bits she will soon learn that more people were laughing AT her, than laughing WITH her.
First time ever that I've turned off Fallon's show before I was tired.
ReplyDeleteMe, too. I love Jimmy Fallon but as soon as I saw SP's face, I hit the off button. *ugh* Not sure about the theme of last night's show: Obamacare jokes, BillO and SP ... *ugh* even Denis O'Leary couldn't make it worth sitting through.
DeleteI hope he is ready for "The Palin curse"! She is disgusting...
DeleteI didn't even bother tuning in.
Delete1) The Youtube video was accessable via the Internet yesterday afternoon, so I saw the segment then -- and made appropriate comments about Palin's rubbery facial expressions.
She should really try to avoid twisting her face into those grimaces that evidently are her substitute for expressiveness. They're ugly. But that's no surprise, is it?
2) I wonder if she "got" the underlying joke by Jimmy Fallon, where the Putin/Palin segment echoed the Masked Avengers phone prank from 2008?
Some of her lines seemed to indicate she was in on the joke, but I'm not so sure, since she's so clueless about so many other things.
http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-10-08/news/the-book-of-sarah/. Sorry to jump the line. I posted below this link from Tbogg at Raw Story. It is from 2008, but it is excellent journalism.
DeleteShe's just so vile and disgusting. She's utterly repulsive. By giving this smugly hate-mongering harridan this platform to spew more of her slimy ignorance, Fallon has forever lost me as a viewer.
ReplyDeleteShe was thrown in at the last minute. Fallon may not ave a say in who his guests are.
Delete6:41
Deletehe should at least make a fuss then
It's his show; of course he can veto a proposed guest.
Delete"Last minute", 6:41? Fallon sure got a thorough job with the Putin hairdo and makeup in that last minute.
DeleteIt looked to me like they put a few HOURS into that segmen.
Another thing: Denis Leary DESPISES Sarah Palin.
DeleteGo to Twitter and search @DenisLeary and Sarah Palin, or Palin.
He hates her with a white-hot passion, and he is NOT KNOWN to withhold comment or to mince words. Imagine THAT interaction backstage...!
How come Sarah Palin exposed chest doesn't have any cleavage? Her chest looks like a junior high boy's chest.
ReplyDeleteSarah sure is short. That's why she wears those tall heals. She is shrinking as she gets older.
ReplyDeleteWhat a poor fake performance by Sarah Palin. She could have at least moved her fingers when she was pretending to play that flute. No wonder Glenn didn't come back to Alaska for her. She didn't move her fingers in her sister's college dorm room.
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with her mouth and tongue? EEEEWWW!!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that something retards do?
DeleteAt first I thought she was trying to get a piece of lettuce out of her teeth. Wierd.
DeleteShe was on Inside Edition also, too. They sent a reporter to Alaska to interview her. Riding on the back of the sled for a few seconds. Fake as hell, as usual..
DeleteWhat a fucking boring stupid skit. I hope Jimmy is prepared....
DeleteEPIC FAIL!
Palin Curse.
Sarah is so cute when she wiggles her finger when she talks. Go fuck yourself Sarah, you are too old to do that.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine being around that 24/7? No wonder her family is so effed up.
DeleteLook at the top picture of Sarah Palin holding the flute. Sarah has Popeye elbows. She has dooknobs for elbows.
ReplyDeleteHer bleached-out knobby hands were on full display, too.
DeleteHonestly, I'm suspicious that those ghost-white hands are the result of some childhood disciplinary action by her authoritarian troll father. Evidently she was not as compliant and willing to please as her older brother and sisters, according to what Geoffrey Dunn wrote in "The Lies of Sarah Palin". I wonder sometimes what her father did to her to get her to obey him.
>> I wonder sometimes what her father did to her to get her to obey him.
DeleteHe molested her from an early age.
That scarecrow has no hips.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that on her arm? I've never seen anything like it. Her fans are all orgasmic and what not. This is a sure sign she will run and be elected potus, cries the guy with the two anuses. Meh.
ReplyDeleteWhich begs the question " Does a Mamma Grizzly shit in the woods?'if so it's a sign that she will be the next President., everything to those people is some kind of sign that she will run and they will never learn all they are is a fan club that worships at the altar of Our Lady Of The Ice Floes.
DeleteNO CLEAVAGE! Did Sarah forget them in Arizona?
ReplyDeleteClicked the mute button; finger poised above the play button. Couldn't do it.
ReplyDeleteI will never look at Jimmy Fallon the same
ReplyDeleteHe's a comedian! Why do we have to politicize everything? Intended or not, I think he actually showed how not-ready-for-prime time presidential she is
Delete8;00a.m. I think you're right. Rah-rah is not ready for any sort of prime time. She's a lump on a log.
Delete8:00am
DeleteI fully agree. Jimmy just helped put the nail in her political coffin and render her nothing more than a political cheerleader and tiny little starlet.
It would be fun to know what Fallon and crew thought of working w/Palin. Americans know she is not easy to be around, work with, etc. because it always has to be about her!
DeleteIt would be fun hearing what they said about her learning her lines....having them on her lap and still having trouble saying them or using the correct timing.
The woman is so unnatural at just about everything she tries to do! Fails big time which must be getting very old and tiring for her!
She obviously is NOT having fun IF she even knows what 'fun' is! she has no humor to her personality at all.
Some of those intellectual elites at The Pee Pond actually believe she was playing that flute! the next time anyone asks how can she fool these people that is one example to throw out there. Who would have thought there was a Densa society?
ReplyDeleteAfter watching this video i still am not sure if she was chewing gum or not there were so many odd facial contortions it was rather fascinating to watch especially with the sound off. We have all seen young teenagers make some of these faces when confronted by something that they think is "So not me" but 50 year old woman.ex vp candidate?
Her attire just screams "I'm smart! take me seriously" uh huh it also reeks of a middle aged woman who acts and still wants to be taken for someone young and the older she gets the more sad it becomes. Think of being her daughters, think of your 50 year old Mom who is a Grandma wanting to borrow your clothes. She is right where she belongs, making jokes about herself and advertising for companies like Girls With Guns [ note her tacky belt in the clip] keep going Sarah you are on the path that you really always wanted this is you a bafoon a camera addicted fourth rate actress.
I love it when they get inflated with hope.
DeleteIt's a lot funnier when the balloons pop.
'Specially Sarah.
LOL at "Densa society"!
Delete"Who would have thought there was a Densa society?"
DeleteLove it!
Sarah's timing is always off -- comedic or otherwise.
DeleteShe wears a Girls With Guns belt buckle on the day of ANOTHER mass shooting.
Sarah wishes she was black. That's why she always wears black clothes like she did at K-Mart.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was in her mouth, a sourball? Pitiful.
ReplyDeleteI've been watching "Lie to Me" on Netflix, and it has made me watch things like this Fallon-Palin video with a different mindset. Sarah Palin was NOT having fun, she did NOT enjoy herself, and she has no sense of humor whatsoever. She showed contempt for Jimmy as clear as day.
DeleteGood insight, Anon 7:18.
DeleteAnonymous7:18 AM
Delete"She showed contempt for Jimmy as clear as day."
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b/c he called POTUS "President Obama" and he's one of those darn "Liberal" lame stream media, gotcha questions etc.
She is a EPIC FAIL! She was the craps.
She just wants to pimp her crappy ass show.
That's adopted son (maybe).
Delete7:18am
DeleteYep, it was as if someone made her do it and she didn't want to. Someone has told her that she needs to embrace the mockery rather than rail against it and it seemed very difficult for her.
Bracket is 6 now....
ReplyDeleteI didn't think that was funny.
Her son Trig is about to turn 6, right?
You mean "her GRANDSON Trig"
DeleteWhatever he is, that was cruel, not funny.
DeleteRelax.
ReplyDeleteThe retarded calf is being fattened.
A delicious dish awaits.
Hi, Sarah.
And hi, ("Eat something!") Bekka.
Teehee
What a ploy! Going into the lion's den! Her fans are peeing themselves:
ReplyDeleteRight before our eyes, Palin is taking a page out of the Dem playbook and going after pop culture voters. I am sure the Clintons were non too pleased that Palin looks freakin' hot every time she is in front of the camera and now she is showcasing her flute skills to boot.
One poor soul noted this:
*the strength she displayed when dealing with a Putin-like character
Wading into the C4P - better you than I. I like the earlier comment about DENSA, too. That shoe fits, for sure!
DeleteIs this because President Obama did that interview between Two Ferns and got kids to sign up for ACA?
DeleteShe looks hot?
DeleteNOT!!!
*the strength she displayed when dealing with a Putin-like character..."
DeleteHahahahahaha.
It was a SKIT. A play. Make-believe.
Sarah displayed "strength" in dealing with a play-actor? That's presidential? That's "courage?"
Her followers are dumber than she is.
8:12am
DeleteDing, Ding! "You betcha, if that Obama can be hip and funny then dangnabbit I also too want a chance to be hip and funny."
Except Obama is comfortable with humor and his distress with Galfanakis was feigned. Sarah's uncomfortable demeanor was all too real, she wasn't acting, she was horrified to be there.
Anonymous8:12 AM
DeleteIs this because President Obama did that interview between Two Ferns and got kids to sign up for ACA?
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bingo
Yeah, Sarah, the closest you ever get to a world leader is when you are pinked...remember the Canadian radio guys who pretended to be Sarcozi, and you bought it? And now Jimmy Fallow acting like Putin, and you being all tough girl "I think you should get your troops out of there." Yeah, you told him. Oh I forgot. You did cozy up to Netanyahu, didn't you, you in your Jewish necklace. What a leader. What a role model (because every leader mocks their children on TV.) Can we be done with this moron soon?
DeletePresident Obama is a natural at humor - has great timing, etc. His put down of Donald Trump at that Press Dinner was the best ever. Sarah Palin had better hope he never goes after her as he'd cream her flat ass!!! Would be a hoot to watch though!
DeleteAnon @ 7:06am--
DeleteYou know how a kid can rationalize and come up with every excuse in the world when begging their parents for an expensive toy they really want? Behold the overgrown, overfed, overage, undereducated toddlers at the Pond!
Sarah displayed strength in her tongue and jaw muscles, mainly, a little bit it her arm muscles when she stood up to give the vodka, a little in her fingers when she "played" the flute. Otherwise she's a little worm.
DeleteGirls with Guns belt. World's oldest, teenage, mean girl snarling snark. Stick legs and what is going on with her right arm? The bit about her kids names was priceless. Whatever happened to Thicket and Sticket? Totally pissed off old sow bear.
ReplyDeleteThat's Mr. President to you, bitch.
ReplyDeleteHold your breath, G!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/v/XBEyCr5AoIs
That video (squirrel and owl in HD) is incredibly beautiful. Such drama! And amazing shifts in point of view. Thank you for the link!
DeleteOMG! I was holding my breath right until the end! HOW DID THEY FILM THAT???
DeleteThe hunched over and sucking in to get the concave look to her abdomen is very noticeable in this picture as it was in her stupid General Patton in front of the flag ad when she lurched across the stage in profile.
ReplyDeleteIf not clinically anorexic yet, she is heading in that direction.
I think she believes that if she can just be skinny enough, she will also magically be 30 years younger and hotter than hell.
What a worthless mess.
I noticed the hunched over posture too, and just like on the promo for the show, she looks like a Neanderthal the way she walks. Very unladylike and clumsy.
DeleteAlso too, you can see how FLAT her ass is in the side shot- not a good look!!
R in NC
I think she learned that stance on that sewing show with Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn Project Runway. I remember there was a couture model on that said you have to hunch your shoulders and curve back to get that skinny waistline.....or mebbe her girls learned that at hair and skin college?
DeleteFrom her fb:
ReplyDeleteLinda Lusiak- Pratt Sarah you look beautiful! "Death To Tryanny" Bracelet is georgous on you! Thank you for the beautiful thank you note! YOU ROCK!!!!! https://www.etsy.com/.../sarah-palin-black-and-silver-cross
SARAH PALIN black and silver Cross bracelet 1791 with skull and cross bones
www.etsy.com
I made a “Death to Tyranny” Cuff this year for Governor Sarah Palin for her birthday. I am ecstatic that she loves it and will be honored each
Is that the same lady who made the red, white and blue beaded bracelet that Palin always wore-- with dressy clothes even though it looked like it belonged at a 4th of July picnic.
DeleteLOL---I read that second-to-last sentence as:
DeleteI made a "Death to Tranny" Cuff this year for Governor Sarah Palin....
Anonymous8:11 AM
DeleteIs that the same lady who made the red, white and blue beaded bracelet that Palin always wore
*****
YES and its a FAIL also,too!!!
So she likes to blow and hold the tube from the side while her one hand caresses the other end.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell is with her breasts? if they are fake that is a horrid boob job. They hang 1/2 way down her chest and point down. They are hitting her near the bottom of her rib cage? WTF????
ReplyDeleteHey Scarah Keep making those faces; they accentuate your wrinkles and make you look so so comical.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, cut back on the trying-to-be-sexy look since that part makes you look like a ridiculous aging grandma. And Hey, please buy some new pants. You wear the same pants over and over and over again. Also, wear long sleeve shirts since your aging arms are showing, and age spots are extremely noticeable and there’s nothing sexy about that. TRUST ME.
It's her hands I noticed. Boney backs and the knuckles seem overlarge. Probably because of low body fat. You have to lose a lot of body fat for your hands to be all skin and bones.
DeleteSarah can't wear her bracelets near her skinny ass wrists. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteShe looks fat.
ReplyDeletePermanent double chin, cankles, etc.
Go on a diet, Sarah. Remember, the camera adds ten pounds.
As much as I despise Palin, I thought she did a good job. I thought her comedic timing was good also. She was so good that I kept looking to see if it was Lisa Ann or Tina Fey.
ReplyDeleteShe was alert, awake and pretty funny. I didn't hear a dill or rill either. Anyway, most here just turned the tv off as soon as they saw her? No one was curious? You can only take the hate so far.
This was no last minute thing, I heard about it on Tuesday and it looked rehearsed. Anyway I am no lover of Palin but I will give her this performance. Maybe she and Dennis Miller should form a comedy duo.
You are da bomb!
DeleteSarah should get an Emmy minimum.
Emmy! Emmy! Emmy!
Now all the haters know why our Sarah was begged to become the new host of the Tonight Show. Governor Sarah did not blink and said no because teaching Piper Differential calculus was more important than fame.
Oh you poor dear.
DeleteBut you're wrong. I can take the utter loathing for this traitorous venomous woman, who has destroyed so many lives, much, much, much, much farther.
I call BS on this post, you sound like a troll to me. That's a very common ploy you're using and I just busted you.
DeleteObviously a troll. Piss off
DeleteThanks for weighing in Todd,
DeleteOh for Pete's sake, she was parodying herself and is too big a moran to even realize it.
DeleteGreat idea, Palin and Dennis Miller. Both has-beens, both think they are still relevant. Miller laughs at his own jokes more than others do. Perfect pair.
DeleteRight Concern troll "As much as I despise palin"? I think you mean your lips are stuck to her ass?
DeleteShe was awful. No timing. The only good thing I can say, she wasn't as "High" as usual...
Oh lookee, it's a more subtle troll than the usual "I don't like [whatever], but..."
DeleteCan we expect a bump in "Postage" expenses this quarter? Still, yawn.
@Trev:
DeleteNO, $arah Palin was NOT funny! I knew what bullshit she was up to. She did exactly what I knew she was going to do. That's why I, and many others turned that tired shit off! She is still stuck on being "vindicated" on Russia, when most of the country has moved on. $arah Palin hasn't been "vindicated" of anything. $arah Palin is still a fucking idiot, and the majority of Americans are still glad she will never be president.
I guess Palin hasn't heard the latest news about the 'Obamacare' enrollment numbers, because she was wrong about that, too! LOL! The media was 100% RIGHT about $arah Palin. She is still is fraud, and a fucking moron! She knows NOTHING! $arah Palin reeks of hatred! She gets back what she dishes out!
Nobody will remember $arah Palin mocking President Obama on Jimmy Fallon's show, but people will always remember Tina Fay mocking $arah Palin on 'SNL!' $arah Palin thinks' she is soooo awesome. But, whenever $arah Palin mocks President Obama, she just comes off as a crazy person, and a SORE LOSER. $arah Palin needs to STFU, she is irrelevent!
TWO-TERM President Barack Obama does not even think about $arah Palin. $arah Palin is the droplets of pee that President Obama shakes off his dick, after he takes a piss!
P.S., Fuck off!
No way was that Tina Fey. Very obvious.
DeleteAnd of course she was rehearsed. Probably a lot.
I'm sure she was told she'd get a nice plug for her show if she did this. I'm sure this was Kimmel's idea for his Putin bit and they put in just enough obvious digs at Obama to hook Palin. She probably didn't even realize she was being mocked as well. (Bracket, Jacket, Tracket, really?)
This was Jimmy Fallon not Jimmy Kimmel.
DeleteLook at the bottom picture. Zoom in on Sarah Palin's arm near where her elbow is. Ewww what's wrong with that area?
ReplyDeleteIt was only after I zoomed in that I saw she had a real belt on- in the skit I thought it was a burlap belt!!
DeleteR in NC
The person who writes the blog Frozen Justice (linked on the side of IM), is a nurse who picked up on the surgery scars on both arms. An arm lift requires incisions on the inside of the arm down to the elbow. The scars are pretty obvious in the pictures on the Frozen Justice blog. Poor Sarah has hit menopause...and she spent way too much time in the sun and tanning bed. Her skin has been destroyed, but hell...she keeps trying.
Delete@ 7:25 are you looking at that concave area?
DeleteI noticed that in some other photos, looks like loss of muscle or fat, really bizarre.
Similar to the cadavers in anatomy lab or diagrams used to teach anatomy.
yes, there's nothing I would rather see than a show promoting guns on the heels of the second mass shooting at fort hood.
ReplyDeleteI think she wears a black top because she doesn't have any titties?
ReplyDeleteSarah needs to lose some weight if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteYou are a MOTO, master of the obvious. All can see Sarah has floppy skin. All can see Sarah needs to lose 30 or more lbs to make her skin look average.
DeleteYou jealous haters are so dumb.
PFT! The woman looks like a grandma grisly not a mama grisly. She's trying to be cute, but unfortunately for her, you can see ALL her wrinkles and age spots. And she wears the same old black pants. If she thinks those pants are cool or youthful she needs a mirror. And that old shirt she's wearing looks old, or maybe it's the fit. Perhaps she’s wearing the "lose look," but she better lose it fast since it makes her look like a CHEPO.
ReplyDelete
Deletegris·ly [griz-lee]
adjective, gris·li·er, gris·li·est.
1. causing a shudder or feeling of horror; horrible; gruesome
Todd's titties are probably bigger than Sarah's titties.
ReplyDeleteJutting out her jaw with a satisfied cocky smile is amusing to watch, but she's anything but a Lucille Ball. The woman allowed them to laugh at her (choice of children names), but not at HER. Most of the skit was about Sarah Palin's vindication of being right, and the press being wrong and her getting a change once again to diss POTUS. The skit lent the audience to think she was pretty, funny, able to laugh at herself, a policy wonk, celebrity, reality tv outdoorsy mama grizzly all rolled into one.
ReplyDeleteBut for Sarah, this was more than just advertising herself and "Amazing America", it was all about getting people to see how wonderful she thinks she is, and what a martyr she thinks she is, and how she is so thick-skinned she pretends herself to be. She wants the whole world, but that's not enough. She wants the whole world AND she demands complete allegiance and worship.
"She wants the whole world, but that's not enough. She wants the whole world AND she demands complete allegiance and worship."
DeleteTo that, I say: Sic semper tyrannis.
Brackett. Not funny. Her precious down syndrome child, named Trig who is going to turn 6 on April 18 (cough, cough), shouldn't even be noted in that dialogue. Sure, Brackett was necessary in the joke, but why joke about something so close to Palin's heart? What mother would do that??????
ReplyDeleteWill she call him "torpedo" or "Bullet" on some other comedy show? Where are her motherly instinct boundaries? Seems she has absolutely NONE.
Leave my children alone.........as she uses them for jokes herself.
DeleteFuckin idjit she is.
Who would do that? Someone who calls another (8-year-old) child "Piper Diaper" on national TV.
DeleteAnd I don't get this obsession with "Mom Jeans". Doesn't a huge portion of her fan base wear exactly those? Oh wait, maybe that's "Mom Muu-Muus".
You're right. That was reprehensible.
DeleteAccording to Levi, she went into the house one day and said "Where is my grandson?" When she was handed Trig, she said "Not the retarded one!!" Bitch on wheels is what the skrawny skank is. I am eagerly waiting for KARMA to bite her in her scrawny ass. The day that ALL the grifting PayMe's have to get jobs will be a wonderful comeuppence.
DeleteAnon 8:01--I think her thing with "mom jeans" must be that she heard her daughters laughing at someone her age who wore "mom jeans." It isn't a meme from her generation but theirs. And she wants so badly to fit in with the young girls that she sees as her competition, she appropriated the "mom jeans" schtick and works it into her screeds to prove to the "cool kids" that she is cool and in on the lingo, too. It sounds inappropriatel;y young to be coming out of her mouth and makes it seem like she's scared of getting older and not comfortable in her skin.
DeleteSo she wears a "Girls with Guns" belt, shown on the day of another tragic shooting at Ford Hood.
ReplyDeleteExactly. But this is not too far off from the mindset of the NRA holding opportunistic rallies in places where mass shootings have just taken place. That said, her utterly insensitive behavior does not surprise me one iota.
DeleteAnd watch her jump on the Fox bandwagon today and blame our President.
DeleteOnce again - it shows her lack of class and knowledge. The woman is a fucking idiot! She has zero empathy, kindness or respect of anyone else!
DeleteMy enjoyment of Fallon has just plummeted.
ReplyDeleteDamn.
I was hoping he would know all about Palin's fakery and not want ot touch her with a ten foot pole.
I think that goes to show how irrelevant she is to everyone not really paying attention (us and the TPers basically)
DeleteThe gothic look makes her look younger. Why didn't she wear black lipstick?
ReplyDeleteAnd a nose ring would have taken YEARS off of her face.
DeleteShe actually does a pretty good job faking her way through this.
ReplyDeleteBut all that proves is she's capable of faking her way through all her public appearances. This was comedy, but there's truth in jest. She handled this exactly the same way she handled the joke that was the 2008 election... with a fake smile and a deeply hidden pile of neuroses.
I didn't laugh. I guess that's why they have flashing APPLAUSE signs in the studio.
DeleteIs Chuck Heath proud of his girl? Sally? Chuck Jr. and sisters, nieces, nephews, aunts, grandparents? Was Track Palin proud that his mom mentioned his name in a skit?
ReplyDeleteThis whole family is disgusting. The word "use" is not strong enough for what the Palins/Heaths do to each other. The tool in this family is Sarah. They've programmed her, it seems, to be their gold mine. Do anything to make money, do anything to get fame. Use the kids if you have to, use them, refer to them, force them to participate in reality TV, bribe them, pay them what they want, just keep the machine going going going. Forget decency, honor, respect, boundaries, forget a child's fragile psyche, forget planting children on a national stage while pregnant and planting them under a microscope, to be challenged for their hypocrisy. Forget using them every time Sarah Palin opens her mouth. Forget the time she begged media to follow her on her family vacation bus tour. Forget when she shoves the cameras in her kids' faces and posts them on her FB for the world to see.
She is a disgrace. But, somewhere along the line her parents have an absolute role in this tragic dysfunction. And they sit by in the sidelines, doing nothing but collecting postage.
Damn her arm looks creepy! Hate to see what her vajayjay looks like. Some old women gets cosmetic surgery to tighten up their holes. I don't doubt you know who did it.
ReplyDeleteShe kept pumping her chest out....that was weird. Was she trying to show her boobs? The only thing I noticed was her bony age-spot arms and chest. time to wear long sleeves and Turtle-necks!
ReplyDeleteWas that the surprise she posted on her FB. Wow, maybe her followers are that impressed but I expected a similar skit.
I didn't realize that you could play varying notes on the flute without moving your fingers.
ReplyDeleteTakes a special talent. And didn't she quit band in high school...faking injuries or something? The flute part that was played would have been hard for a high school player, let alone someone who hasn't touched it in 35 years. She faked.
DeleteDon't forget she played her flute when running for Miss Wasilla if I remember correctly. Didn't she lose to a lovely black woman who has gone forward w/a wonderful career? Much better than what the 'idiot' has done and accomplished throughout her life!
DeleteHere is a description that sums up what is wrong with Sarah and her fan club members.
ReplyDeleteThey are surrounded by the Bozone Layer which is the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
I am a respected regular on C4P and Team Sarah and Sarah's FB page. Everyone believes I am a diehard booster of Governor Sarah Palin's "record."
DeleteI am the 5th column.
I hate the bitch.
8:50, a most intriguing comment. Please share more. 5th column sends a thrill up my spine. What would make it really great is if you're her brother Chuckie!
DeleteNice call, 8:50 AM!
DeleteYou must be very convincing if you haven't been outed yet.
DeleteShe has her script in her lap. Check out how many times she looks down at it. Can't wing it without a teleprompter (CPAC) a hidden script, or writing on her hand. She is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteA Fan From Chicago
or a phone that could be feeding her lines also too!!!!
DeleteI already wrote Fallon and told him I'm out after bringing that grifter on his show. He should personally be forced to reimburse the dimwits who donate to her from that appearance. Jimmy, we hardly knew you; now we know you all too well.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.villagevoice.com/2008-10-08/news/the-book-of-sarah/ This link is from Tbogg at Raw story. A must read.
ReplyDeleteThat is from October 2008. Those of us who have been paying attention know about all that stuff but it might be a useful, up-to-speed for the noobies.
DeleteNice - We are down to slut shaming and body shaming. How many references are there to her appearance and "tits". Look at what we as the IM community have become.There is so much more to work with here, big stuff, substantive stuff and we sit around like the mean girls we hate and talk about her tits.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. There is much more to hold this creature to account for than falsies and wigs.
DeleteI agree with this to a large degree. I cringe at all the Glenn Rice shaming, and most of the tits stuff, but not all of the latter, because she obviously DOES use her blowup falsies to get attention under certain circumstances, so I have no problem calling her out on that. But too often, the attacks on Palin do amount to gratuitous slut shaming. There is plenty to attack her for without resorting to that.
DeleteMaybe if she didn't change size weekly, we wouldn't notice. She WANTS us to talk about her tits so we don't talk about her lack of class and intelligence. And who makes fun of their own kids, especially the DS one? If anyone doubted that Trig is not hers, wonder no more.
DeleteWe cover all those "big stuff, substantive stuff" -- in other blog posts from Gryphen.
DeleteTHIS topic is focussed on the con artist and her willing dupe/counter-con artist (jury is out on who's conning whom).
Maybe you should back out of this topic before you hurt yourself.
8:35: Oh just save it. Really. It is so utterly boring to have to explain again and again and again that when someone as dangerous and as toxic as Palin builds her whole public personal and her power upon her looks, we have an OBLIGATION to mock her appearance. We can't vote Palin out of office because she quit. All we can do is critique her and critique her without mercy. If her appearance, which is both laughable and pathetic, turns off even one putative supporter, the mockery is worth it.
DeletePalin IS a slut. She is a crook. She is a liar. She is a demagogue. She is a traitor. She is lazy. She is mentally challenged. She evidences severe physical and mental disease in her appearance. I choose to comment on ALL of these aspects.
If your sensibilities are offended, don't read here.
9:13 Sorry! But, Sarah Palin is a slut. Alaskans have been watching (and know her too well) and have become terribly jaded about her and her family. T
DeleteThe Palin family is not liked or respected in Alaska and the majority wish they'd NEVER hear of them again!
Plus, Sarah portrays herself in a 'slutty' manner - false boobs sometimes and others not - hooker heels - short skirts that when she sits almost show her vajayjay and on and on. She is nothing more than white trash! No class at all!
@8:35 Hey, it's Sarah who wears those Belmonts that are bigger than boulders, strutting around, sticking them out. It's Sarah who wears skin tight jeans to an affair where women usually wear a business-style suit or pants suit. She's the one wearing slutty clothing. I didn't dress her, and I didn't send her clothes that belong on a teen.
DeleteIs it wrong to notice what Palin is wearing? I think that Michele Bachmann is a wacko, but she always dresses professionally. No one ever comments on her hair, lipstick or clothing. Palin dresses that way to get attention. Now that she got the attention that she's looking for, it seems to bother you. Maybe we should stick to discussing how Palin seemed to roll gum around in her mouth and made comic grimaces which looked like a slapstick comedy routine. Don't make me go back and analyze her promo for the Sportsman channel, where she tells people in the inner city to get outdoors. That's really a big one!
If 90% of her persona was not her looks it wouldn't be such an issue, she has made it the main issue and the main part of her persona so have her Densa Members, you can't argue logic to fools,therefore the jest befits the jester that is being jested about. Sad i agree but true.
DeleteThank you, Anon@8:35 am. Agree 100%
Deleteyeah, and I kinda thought I'd gone to the pee pond by mistake. woo wee!
DeleteAnd this stuff, "Write to Fallon!!" Really? That's sooo c4p folks, come on.
She got as far as she did because.of.her.looks.
DeleteO.M.F.G.!!! I just listened and watched the 'skit' above.
ReplyDeleteI have to go and wash out my mouth with some bile first.
OK. That feels cleaner again!
Talking about making sexual innuendos en gros. SMH. Tundra Turd: take out those ill-fitting dentures and put some denture-gripping cream on them, so they stay in your dirty cavern that you call a mouth.
If anyone thinks she actually ad-libbed any of this, I have a bridge to Nowhere to sell you! That flute playing... Very strong and with feeling, and absolutely miraculous, since she was able to play that little tune without moving her fingers at all, and w/o even taking a breath inbetween.
Cheep skit for a cheap thrill.
What is she doing while on the phone? does she have toads spheres in her mouth? Ha!
ReplyDeleteShe was terrible! You can tell what a narcissist she is, because she couldn't be still while Jimmy was doing his bit. I think that's what all the faces were about- she was self-conscious and didn't know what to do with herself, and thinks everyone is looking at her.
ReplyDeleteIck, I can't stand her.
And that light pink lipstick is so unflattering. That's a look Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian wear, but looks stupid on a woman her age, plus the hair extensions- she has NO class. She looks like a cheap piece of trash.
I used to really like Fallon, but giving a con artist time on the air is pretty sick.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm off Fallon as well. Thought he would have had more sense than this.
DeleteWrite Fallon folks - tell him your feelings!
DeleteWhat other show was Sarah Palin on where their ratings began to fall immediately afterwards? Matt Lauer come to mind? He's been going downhill ever since and rumors are he is being pulled from the show FINALLY! Good Morning America took over top spot not too long after Palin was on the Today show!
Sarah Palin is the kiss of death! Fallon better watch out!
Fallon's competitor Jimmy Kimmel had a fascinating interview with Pres. Bill Clinton last evening. Now there's an exceedingly intelligent politician.
DeleteYeah, I don't think she understands she is being used for laughs and they are at her expense. Sure there was a Mom jeans reference which I'm sure she loved and that blinded her to the fact she was being mocked too.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone really believe she was playing the flute herself?
Only her "Oh Sarah is running for POTUS for sure now" couch potato fans.
DeleteOh, c4p is totally over the moon about the flute playing! They're just as dumb as she is.
DeleteI play the flute. She can't/didn't. Fact.
DeleteGeez, and it seems like just yesterday she was boycotting NBC's Today Show because of something said on MSNBC while at the same time saying that she wasn't reacting to Bashir. NBC's OK now, Ms Palin, that you need to play huckster for being EmCee of a reality show?
ReplyDeleteOh, the media is just horrible to her and her family, but she has continually used it to the max. The woman is street smart and does not give a shit what people think about her and hers...she uses them and herself...which has been amazing to watch throughout these years. She uses Facebook, radio interviews too! A 'taker' and nothing else!!
DeleteI have liked Fallon ever since Taxi movie with Queen Latifah. I laughed throughout that movie and thought he was so darn funny. Last night ewwww. Never again. Just ewww! Fallon is history. Just ewww.
ReplyDeleteFallon should be reminded of some of her greatest hits: 1) telling Dr Laura to "reload" with N words, publicly supporting the use of N words. 2) saying that the first black president of the USA is shucking and jiving, reviving a term that is best left back in the mid 1800's, 3) opposed the construction of a Mosque/community center (on privately owned land) in NYC, before writing a book about religious freedom in the USA being threatened 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) sorry I have already spent too much time on this subject! But Fallon should be reminded, with links.
ReplyDeleteI was more focussed on the Putin imitation. Wish he had done more with the Dobby the House Elf resemblance. Wish they had done more with the facial surgery aspects of both of them. Loved the shifty eyes.
ReplyDeleteThe gun advertising on her belt is pretty hard to take, esp now.
When, oh when? Will the hoax and its cover-up be revealed????
"Densa Society" Hahahaha. Very good.
And I was starting to like Jimmy Fallon. So much for the "Tonight Show."
ReplyDeleteThe producers decide who is on, not Jimmy. They want to keep the older viewers that Jay Leno had so they will do jokes for all sides like Jay did. Palin's producers used The Tonight Show to pitch her show and they use her to get laughs from both sides.
DeleteFallon is trying so hard to be liked by everyone, he doesn't realize that some celebrities are beyond respecting, but he should realize it, as he alienates the decent viewers who pay attention to what these celebrities stand for. Let Fallon bless her change of stripes to sell a reality show, but the rest of the USA, actually the world, will remember the things she said about the president in her never ending role of poor loser.
ReplyDeleteI think Momma Grisly is more appropriate for her than Momma Grizzly.
ReplyDeleteDamn ... it's Sarah "Ricky Hollywood" Palin.
ReplyDeleteI just went on The tonight show with jimmy fallon's fb page, I had to vent, it won't change anything but it made me feel better
ReplyDeleteShe was AWFUL, very stilted, no comic sense, no sense of humor and it was very distracting to see her gum her teeth and poke her tongue in her cheek.
ReplyDeleteDirty, messy hair and frequently worn old black jeans,hardly dressed for the tonight show. Johnny Carson must be rolling in his grave.
Same old, tiresome routine-mamma grizzly, AK near Russia blah blah. I think she would have been funnier if she finished off the bottle of vodka first. Told "Putin" he had better not invade AK, she still thinks she is the reason AK is safe, HA HA
Total waste of air time, luckily didn't miss Pres. Clinton on Jimmy Kimmel !!!! He was great, has a good sense of humor.
By the way I read somewhere that guess of Fallon show have to sign a contract that they will not appear on any of the other light night shows. I hope it is true, won't have to suffer through the Palin "comedy" sketch again!!!
What the heck was with that tongue? The constant sliding around and licking the outsides of her teeth was gross! Is it her pathetic effort to be sexy? Dear Lord, yuck.
ReplyDeleteEveryone should contact Jimmy Fallon w/facts of Sarah Palin and let him know the show was NOT regarded well at all - for many reasons!
ReplyDelete$arah Palin really has no clue about what's going with Russia, and Ukraine. It's too hard for her simple mind to understand.
ReplyDeleteVladimir Putin is only a regional "leader," who only picks on countries that are weaker than Russia is. "Mr. Strong Genes" wouldn't dare try to invade the U.S., because "Mr. Mom Jeans" has more nuclear weapons than "Mr. Strong Genes," and could turn Russia, including parts of Alaska in to radioactive particles! Vladimir Putin is messing with Ukraine because their army is smaller, and weaker. Ukraine didn't fight back, and western countries, including the U.S. have no interests in Ukraine, and therefore will not go to go to war for Ukraine. Vladimir Putin knows this, so he gets to pretend to look "strong" to idiots, like $arah Palin.
All Vladimir Putin did was throw a tantrum, and take back Crimea, which used to belong to Russia, anyway. Most people have never even heard of Crimea. Ever since Crimea rejoined Russia, it hasn't been so great, however. 2/3 of Crimeans are now living without electricity. Crimeans get most of their water, and electricity from Ukraine, and Ukraine shut it off! HA-HA! Vladimir Putin needs electricity, etc. from Ukraine to help support these very poor Crimean people, and to keep his bogus promises that life in Russia will be better than in Ukraine. So far, he's failing.
And, what's taking "Mr. Strong Genes" so long to start an all out war with the weaker Ukraine? Vladimir Putin is probably hedging, because he knows war with Ukraine would be a disaster for Russia. President Obama's economic sanctions are already starting to damage to Russia's already faltering economy. S&P (Standard & Poor's) already downgraded Russia's economy, because of President Obama's sanctions. I heard Moody's might downgrade them, next.
By getting other G-8 to vote unanimously to kick Russia out of the G-8, it means "Mr. Mom Jeans" got "Mr. Strong Genes" kicked out of the "Powerful Countries Club." Russia will pretend they don't care, but the truth is, this is an embarrassment for Russia, because Russia wants all the perks, and the symbolism of being powerful. Plus, other G-8 countries have refused to attend this year's G-8 meeting, which was supposed to be held in Russia, this year. The other G-8 countries have decided to blow off Russia (Vladimir Putin), and have the G-8 somewhere else.
Last week, "Mr. Strong Genes" called "Mr. Mom Jeans" and said he wanted to come up with a diplomatic solution to the crisis. Exactly what President Obama has been trying to get Vladimir Putin to do for weeks. There has also been recent talk of "Mr. Strong Genes" claiming that Russia was pulling some of their troops from Ukraine. But, "Mr. Strong Genes" lies, and can't be trusted.
Some EU countries are even discussing buying a lot less oil, and gas from Russia. If that happened, that would destroy Russia's economy in a hurry, and "Mr. Strong Jeans" wouldn't be able to fund his quest for world domination! Vladimir Putin isn't "strong." He's WEAK!
$arah Palin, if you are reading this: you may have a wonky eye, but you're NOT a wonk! You're still a fucking dumb-ass, and a laughing stock! Palin thinks that if she makes fun of herself, or other people, that we can't laugh at her, and make fun of her, anymore. WRONG!
Toad (Todd) wears "Mom Jeans" too, AND he has man boobs, and a high-pitched woman's voice! Nobody will watch $arah Palin's stupid new t.v. show, and that show will be a failure, just like all the rest, and get cancelled too!
Someone HAS got to call her out on the granny-jeans she's wearing. This woman has got to look at herself in the mirror!
ReplyDeleteShe's on drugs. Most likely methamphetamies. Look at the faces she's making and her mouth twiching. That's how she got the skelotor look.
ReplyDeleteAdderall.
DeleteShe purposely pretended to "play" the flute to remind everyone that she was ALMOST a beauty queen. lol
ReplyDeleteIf I were SP and I looked like Sh$%t now, I would keep it a secret. Especially with all the age spots she's prancing around.
Fallon's latest impersonation is Putin and he's been flogging it hard. When he just does the accent
ReplyDeletein his opening monologue, he's pretty funny.
However, when he dons the hair and make up and tries to elongate the one liners into a sketch , he fails.
Last night's terrible bit was a perfect example.
Poorly written and poorly acted.
I know it's redundant , but, Palin was simply awful.
The puffed out lower jaw grimaces made it look like she had tucked a chaw of tobacco in there.
Considering her target demo , perhaps she had.
If David Letterman had referred to her ( ? ) little boy
with Down Syndrome as " Bracket "
instead of his given name, all hell would be breaking loose on the far right.
This slight towards the little boy seemed
particularly cruel and if he ever does go to school,
she has just set him up for name calling
from the other kids.
A normal loving mother would never go on national tv and ridicule her young Special Needs child like that.
But, then again the words normal and loving will never be used to describe Palin.
I agree with all the other observations about her bizarre behavior , emaciated look and unusually bony chest .
It's obvious that Palin will be dressing and acting like a meth addict prowling truck stops
until she's well into her 80s.
The McCain campaign valiantly tried to perform an Eliza Doolittle on Palin ,but ,
their efforts turned into " Pigmalion ".
Palin's trashy and shameful behavior again proves that she was the least qualified person ever selected
for VP in the history of the US.
Yeah. All that you said.
DeleteI was so distracted by her mouth gymnastics, when he mentioned bracket I thought he was referring to March madness.
DeleteWhat a Simp, and married to a Pimp. This Bitch attention whore, will do anything for a $. As long as they keep paying, she will keep taking.
ReplyDeleteI too was shocked by the use of Trig. She is truly cruel. And then she launched into the names of her other children. My kids would be horrified, but I think she is so intent on remaining in the public eye she is willing to throw "any and all of them" under the bus again. And, yes, the mouth business, whatever the cause was just odd and distracting. She looked very conflicted, uncomfortable and wooden in this skit.
ReplyDeleteI sure let the Tonight Show and Fallon's facebook know what I thought of them giving Palin a platform!
ReplyDeletePS - I let them know last night. I just went and visited facebook "Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" and now it's a CLOSED group!
DeleteJust came from the piss pond, what planet are these people living on? The President & First Lady appeared on fallon show, not to degrade their political opponent, but to advance their positive agenda for America and have fun doing it, not the grifter her venom and deep jealousy of the First Family is sickening
ReplyDeleteMy gay very liberal daughter loved this skit. She said to me that Sarah is laughing at herself and all the way to the bank. She is going to watch her show because she loves outdoors activities and wants to see the areas she will be presenting. She said all reality shows are faking it and she does not care if Sarah is too. She does not see Sarah's political views as a threat because no one takes her seriously anymore especially the GOP . We do not have that channel on our TV so we won't be watching.
ReplyDeleteOh you are trying MUCH too hard here.
DeleteBwahahaha!!! Sure, whatever you say dearie.
DeleteThanks, Gryphen. The plant at Anonymous10:38 AM is just too obvious. lol
DeleteAnonymous10:38 AM
DeleteYou lie is too obvious. Enough said.
Everyone, Scarah or Barstool in the house. Wait, Maybe not Barstool since she may be ready to pop. Thanks Gryphen for alling out the the plant.
You lie is too obvious. Enough said.
DeleteEveryone, Scarah or Barstool in the house. Wait, Maybe not Barstool since she may be ready to pop. Thanks Gryphen for alling out the the plant
Her screwy faces and mouth contortions alone were hysterical…didn't watch with sound. Couldn't bear it…she's a scary scary individual. NOT funny at all.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised how many people here actually like Fallon. I thought he sucked on SNL.He was so annnying when he "broke character" on the skits.
ReplyDeleteFunny/stupid comments here where the palin cult defends her:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.eonline.com/news/528006/sarah-palin-calls-her-neighbor-vladimir-putin-aka-jimmy-fallon-on-the-tonight-show-watch
That bad impersonator is the closest the queen of idiots will get to our POTUS. Ha!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous10:38 AM
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like such a lie. You don't know how to pretend you are a liberal, you have a liberal gay daughter, etc etc. lol WASILLY in the house.
I watched it again with the soun d off. People at another blog are thinking Palin has tardive dyskinesia from psych meds. I disagree. She uses those faces because she is really nervous and she thinks she is EMOTING as an actress lol.She looks tense and unnatural and.....amateur.
ReplyDeleteNotice, too how nervous she is - she can't sit still and she does ALOT OF SELF SOOTHING. Watch her left hand - she keeps rubbing her thigh, up and down and patting her thigh. EWWWWW.
Again, many a PHD will be granted studying this freak
The Pee People, led by Brian Two Anuses (aka RAM) are wetting themselves about how this is making liberal heads explode and setting Baldy on the road to the White House. Good thing they all have to go take their naps now so they can stay up tonight watching Baldy be Amazin' Poor souls.
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