Extra” was with Joy Behar at a special preview of “Lipshtick” at the Venetian Las Vegas on Thursday, where the comic commented on rumors that Sarah Palin might be joining “The View.”
Behar quipped, “Shouldn’t Sarah Palin be turning letters over on some game show at this point? Why is she even relevant? She and Dick Cheney need to just sort of say bye-bye and disappear, so I don’t really see her on any show, frankly… I wouldn’t watch.”
Behar has a point about the letter turning. You know if in fact it could be proven that Palin knows her alphabet.
After all she does have the outfit for it.
The conference will be focused, I believe, on Obamacare, the IRS scandal, Benghazi, and maintaining the proper dosage during an episode of schizophrenia.
Palin's presentation is entitled "Seize the day."
How a woman who quit her job as governor to hawk a poorly written book, star in a poorly received reality show, and is currently engaged in a long slow tumble toward irrelevancy has anything to say about day seizing is beyond me.
But then again I am not a Right Wing lunatic.
I love Joy Behar! Her comment was funny and relevant!!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, do Alaskans use the phrase: "Slaying salmon to market"? Just asking....
Most Alaskans treat their fish catch with reverence and a thankfulness for having provided a delicious meal and necessary sustenance. We don't beat a fish to death, but stun it and then bleed it in the water to as dispatch it as humanely as possible. Mrs. Palin and her family, and too many like them in the crowded redneck fisheries and hunting grounds of Alaska, treat hunting and fishing as some sort of brutal bloodsport where the methods employed resemble more a gleeful, murderous hobby, rather than taking another life as humanely as possible to feed ourselves.
DeleteHow does one "slay salmon to market"?
DeleteSarah is not an Alaskan.
DeleteHell, she's not even a human.
Delete@ 8:38 THANK YOU! What's her name has been too much of my impression of modern times Alaska. I am always grateful to hear from folks like yourself. I wish for more to be able to speak up and get the other in her distant place. Thank you.
DeleteIf Palin's not Alaskan, how did she get to be governor?
DeleteThank you Joy Behar...right to the point and right on target. Unfortunately it takes a certain skill to "turn letters over" with the skill and aplomb of a Vanna White. I doubt Sarah could even attempt such a task.
ReplyDeleteI need some bleach for my eyes, as all I can see now is Sarah bounding across the stage in her extra large blow up tits and "f--k me now" pumps.
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Since $arah does not know how to read, she cannot turn any letters over. Just remember that!
DeleteI see $carah more as one of those women in a wrestling match, parading around the ring, announcing (with a sign) the score or the next round. On second thought, she must look hideous in a bikini, with bones sticking out, and no arse.
DeleteSarah Palin must be thankful that the camera ads at least 10 more pounds.
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Maybe she will praise her BFF Putin in her speech. She seems to be his Number 1 fan here in the United States. Maybe Sarah should move to Russia and live next door to the Mr. Snowden. Both have done their level best to undermine the United States of America.
ReplyDeleteBut too bad Sarah, we are still the United States of America no matter how you try to tear us apart.
You are just plain stupid as to compare Snowden who has made a lifetime sacrifice to expose the volumous secrecies of illegal snooping and data gathering- as to Palin who is nothing but a sellout and a fake.
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DeleteSnowden is a traitor, just like the palins.
Correction: Snowden is a traitor, because he makes the Obama administration look just as bad as he would have made the Bush administration look, had Bush still been been president when Snowden exposed how egregiously the NSA violates our rights with administration support and approval. If Snowden had made BUSH look that bad, you'd be calling for a Nobel Peace Prize for him.
DeleteDon't deny it. You know it's true.
Exactly 7:37.
DeleteIf had been during the Bush admin- Snowden would be a hero around these parts.
7:37 If Snowden had made BUSH look that bad, you'd be calling for a Nobel Peace Prize for him.
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No, actually I wouldn't. I think his methods and tactics are what make him a traitor. He could and should have taken other steps to get this reported. He put the country's security at risk, whether it was on Obama's shift or Bush's, it was the wrong way to go about it. China and Russia? Really?
Actually, no, stupid. Some of us already knew this shit (the snooping) became law over a decade ago, and we were against it then. But people like you were apparently sleeping. What has Snowden revealed that we didn't already know was going on? Just because your dumb ass wasn't paying attention, doesn't make this little model-wanna-be idiot a fucking hero. IF he's such a hero why doesn't he bring his cowardly ass home and tell everyone what he knows? Too scared to face the music here so he lives in Russia helping Putin? Fuck you and anyone who thinks this little turd is anything but an idiot who wanted to be a hero but fucked it all up and got his own ass stranded.
Delete2:41 you are just mad that this all came to light during the Obama administration administration, and they got caught having to respond to the allegations, and they got caught lying about it. That never would have been the case without the leaks. Try again dumbass.
DeleteHey Gryph, don't lie - she seized the HELL out of all those days! -Didn't do anything meaningful with 'em after they was in her claws, but she surely seized all over 'em. Clutching and squeezing and drooling all over the poor things.
ReplyDeleteI wonder, is "living vibrantly" a euphemism for "without meaningful purpose", or "acting like a colossal infantile asshat"? Just wondering...
plus 1000!
DeleteWish you had a 'like' button, Gryph!
"living vibrantly" in Palin speak means ON Other People's Money No work involved, free EVERYTHING from dumb people who send her money.
DeleteSarah only knows the letters "m," "e," "d," "i," "a," "w," "h," "o," and "r."
ReplyDelete$carah will be able to pick up tips on fleecing people, with Reed and the rest of them. Reed should have gone to prison along with his buddy Abrahamoff for scamming Indian tribes of millions of dollars. Instead, he is on TV, flaunting his "religiosity" such a little prick. Yeah, $carah fits in well with these losers.
DeleteSomeone needs to upload the photo with this blog, along with the one where she is actually walking out of WalMart in the black skinny jeans, layered look, to the web site, The people of WalMart. I'd say they both fit perfectly with the meme (or as Sarah would say the MeMe)
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you do it?
DeleteSarah Palin must really hate that hoohah photo. Piper probably has to defend her Skank Mother at School when the other kids laugh at her. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Sarah Louise Heath Palin has no shame.
ReplyDeleteIt will be fun to see how she takes a speech titled "Seize the Day" and turn it into her usual "I Hate Obama".
ReplyDeleteI would love to see some protest signs outside the "conference" venue, saying, "Sarah... CEASE, today!!!"
Delete+1000!
DeleteHow the hell could Palin do a job turning letters on a game show when she only knows two vowels, and the letter g G is non fucking existent? She'd stand there looking stupid, ok a normal look for her, and argue the contestant mispronounced the goddam word.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget, she likes droppin' Gs. When's the last time Vanna dropped a letter?? You're right, Palin wouldn't last past the first word. "b-tch". Right off, someone in the audience would buy the contestant a frickin vowel.
DeleteI think quick and accurate 'letter tuning' is something Sarah would struggle with. Yes, she is that limited.
ReplyDeleteMost of the women turning over letters on game show are YOUNG and PRETTY.
ReplyDeleteI think that Vanna White may be pushing sixty or so. However she remains quite attractive and charming, unlike some fiftyish losers we know.
DeleteI think that they have to be able to recognize all 26 letters of the alphabet, too. No going rogue.
DeleteMaybe she'll misread it and think she's supposed to have a seizure. Take her to the hospital.
ReplyDeleteI hope Larry keeps it in the back of his mind that threatening public servants will get him arrested.
ReplyDeleteMaybe her presentation is about maintaining the proper dosage during a "seizure" since she seems to have so many fits of ODS (Obama Derangement Syndrome). Carpe Diem b*tch.
ReplyDeleteSeize the day? Bet if someone Googles "Carpe Diem" for her she will talk about fishing.
ReplyDeletecross eyed hunchbacked skank doesn't know the difference between a carp and a cod
DeleteBut she certainly would recognize a codpiece!
DeleteShe'll probably respond to this instead of Holder because she's too much of a wimp.
ReplyDeleteAlso too again also, silence on her dear friend Kristol SCREAMS!!!!
DeleteWHERE ARE HER IMPEACHMENT TAPES? ? ? ?
Seize the day? LOL!! More like Sleaze of the day!
ReplyDeletegood one!
DeleteUnfortunately Palin isn't capable of turning letters on the Wheel of Fortune and that's the reason she appears on Amazing America. A show most people including Joy Behar have never even heard of before. And that's not Joy's fault, her dig on Palin was still quite funny. It really does show just how far Sarah's rising star has fallen from grace. Since 2008, Palin has consistently been a wet dream for most comedians, this past year nary a mention. Sarah's still churning out those ridiculous comments on Facebook but most comedians have tuned her out because she's not relevant anymore. She's just saying shocking things because she's desperate for a headline. There's nothing funny about that, it's tragic. It's the equivalent of a crotch shot from any twenty year old washed up Hollywood starlet, out of work and desperate to be featured in the gossip rags. Palin is pathetic!
ReplyDeleteThe family has been put out to graze.
DeleteNom Nom Nom.
"maintaining the proper dosage during an episode of schizophrenia."
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Really? Because I have seen no evidence that any of these loons, Palin included, thinks that there is anything wrong with themselves, letting alone thinking that they need medication.
"Seize the day" certainly fits with Palin's world view, which is to seize anything she can get her grabby, greedy mitts on.
ReplyDeleteGoody bags, did someone mention freebies and goody bags? Swag! I want me some swag!
DeleteWhich grab bags will $he and her entourage 'seize'?
DeleteWith all the rising TB gathered in one place, where r the drones?
ReplyDeleteOT but I found this hillarious... stopped in for a quick look at the psycopaths at C4P, and found this gem of a post by resident lunatic Gary aka stlouisix- and the response, as if this is normal behaviour.... classic:
ReplyDelete"stlouisix • 7 minutes ago
My final thought of the day!
There ARE no turning points for the communist traitorous bastard Obama who doesn't give a damn about what happens to what's left of a free world that he despises. THE turning point is getting Godless Obama and all of the New World Order Globalist anti-American influence and their bankers and their enablers behind him with him to hell where they all belong. All of the analysis in the world by ANYONE isn't going to change that seminal fact which is necessary! And we can start with the rot that is the GOPE RINOS, the Chamber of Crony Capitalists, read the Chamber of NO Commerce, and the totality of Obama's sycophants that kiss his sorry scrawny ass when they wake up every morning, amnesty pushers all - the common good of what's left of a free America be damned!
People must understand who diabolic Obama is, what he represents, what he's being paid to do by his handlers which is the destruction of the free world, and stop treating him as someone who can be dealt with which is the height of insanity. Obama is a bastard WHO MUST BE STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS ASAP, PERIOD!"
and the response:
"JanuarysRose stlouisix • 5 minutes ago
Good night, dear Gary."
No sooner 58 response? JanuaryRose (socon) keeps getting kicked off and now they're best buds.
DeleteUnfortunately, there are enough other people who write the same kind of garbage. Or, maybe it the Pee's consist of a couple of Sarah's consultants, writing on different computers, using different screen names, sock puppet who keep the game going.
DeleteSt Louisx is a militant Catholic supremacist, who should be on the FBI and Secret Service watch list.
DeleteThe guy is a gun fanatic, and is convinced that God and Sonny Jessus wrote the Constitution, and personally hates President Obama, all democrats, , Rinos, moderates, and especially anyone who doesn't worship and send money tg $arah Belmont Palin.
He acts like the most entitled spoiled military brat in the world, who things because he and his son have served , that he can spew his vicious, nasty, demeaning rhetoric about anything he wants, no matter how graceless and hateful.
The man is seething with anger all day about his dream of Catholic theocracy in the USA, and why the rest of us are nothing more than dirty rats for not supporting his lunacy
I have no doubt that there are several of $carah's "fans" that are on the FBI watch list.
DeleteOK, I love Joy Behar and have since her stand up days in NYC, she's funny and brilliant. While I agree Sarah belongs nowhere on the View, but turning letters on a game show? Why dis Vanna White? Just say she doesn't belong anywhere on television, and if pressed again for an answer, just say shoveling dirt at a graveyard and leave it at that. Sarah's an illiterate fraud hillbilly. Mama June's got more talent and ability to raise a family, and her breasts are her own.
ReplyDeleteOh she WANTED that gig. Hollywood says yet again, :go away!' DC says, "go away!" She'll be methed up tomorrow for her grand appearance in Colorado. Girl's got a lot to say!
DeleteIn order for Sarah to be turning letters at a TV game show, Sarah would be required to pass a reading test. I don't think that she can read. Oh, she may look at the words. She may even be able to look at key phrases because she has used them over and over. But she really doesn't understand what she is saying. And, she doesn't understand the consequence of using words like taking aim, reloading, targeting candidates. Sarah repeats the same commonsense constitutional conservative by-jingo expressions whether they mean anything or not. Reading letters and not being the doesn't sound like the kind of job the Palin would take. Maybe supermarket openings or announcing the next sale at the used car lot. Now we are talking glamor.
ReplyDeleteSeize the Day, my speech, by Sarah Palin. I had been dreaming of being the President of the United States from the moment I sat in my own office as Mayor if Wasilla and spent the entire year's budget on redecorating my office. Seize the day. Do what you want until the courts tell you that you can't. Then seize the moment and cry, play the victim, get somebody to bully them and make them back down, but keep on taking. That's what seizing means, taking things.
ReplyDeleteSometimes one has to help God push open that door in order to seize the day. Sometimes you have to reach across the table and take what you want instead of waiting for them to pass you the plate. Sometimes you have to take a few shots in order to regroup and organize. That gives you time to find enough friends and family to fill the papers and magazines with wonderful comments about me, mean, well, you know. I had to seize every chance to write about how great I would be as governor. When it comes to seizing the day, it also means seizing attention, grabbing the spotlight and making sure that people remember you instead of those smart guys who spout all of those facts.
I dreamed of being the President of the United States, but I didn't want to do the hard work of campaigns, debates, primaries. That takes a lot of time, money and organization. I lucked into some kid who put my name on the internet and said that I'd be a good VP. That job didn't require any of that hard work, just two months of giving speeches and shaking hands. I could handle that.
Seize the day, take advantage of every opportunity, like Bill Kristol's conservative cruise to Alaska. They loved me. I was getting the inside track if McCain was nominated, but I had to guarantee the conservative right to life vote for them. And then, a golden opportunity dropped in my lap. Or, to put it another way, I seized the moment and announced that I was pregnant. I got my hands on, seized, if you will, a special needs child who would guarantee the votes that would make me the VP nominee. It worked! I have been taking things and making things happen for such a long time that I still can't understand why they all turned on me, made jokes about me, took shots, made more jokes, while I was just out there seizing and grabbing everything that I could.
After we lost, I had two choices. Stay in the small town where I lived, face some charges, maybe impeachment or seize the day, take the opportunity offered by Rupert Murdoch. Why stick around for a job that wasn't going to take me anywhere? I didn't quit. I seized the day and the money. And, I haven't looked back. I march to my own drum beat, even though they try to beat me down. I don't wait for things to happen. You must see that I always have my cell phone in my hand. I am putting calls out there every minute, and I need to have it in my hand, ready to seize any opportunity that comes my way. Sometimes I have to call three or four times, but I am always ready to grab the brass ring, seize the day, and take anything I can.
These days, it is getting harder to seize the day. I use that phone constantly to see what others say about me. Then, I seize the moment and become the victim. Seizing attention still works. I am standing here today, addressing you, talking about myself, seizing the moment to make myself shine in every headline. I need it so badly. It's what keeps me going. The day that they don't pay attention to me anymore, why I would just....no, that's not where I want to go, Seize the Day!
+1 million!!
Delete(also too, don't forget she seized the building materials from the Sports Complex in order to build her home...,)
Again also too too +1 million!!
DeleteThen, there was that private party thingy for celebs in La La Land, the place that the Palins love to hate. It was filled with the kind of swag that goes into gift bags, and they wanted a donation to the Red Cross for whatever disaster had just taken place. Sarah and her greedy kids grabbed thousands of dollars of loot for themselves. I'll have to read her PAC filing again to see how much she donated to the Red Cross, if anything.
DeleteAsking $18,000 in travel sounds a bit greedy, too. I keep hearing Todd's motto, "What's in it for us?"
OMG! That was freaking hilarious! I can't stop laughing! I can hear Baldy saying this shit! Bravo 9:50pm!
ReplyDeleteThe photo of Sarah wearing her Super Belmonts, stripper shoes, and general all around tacky outfit is wonderful. That's what she should wear when she tells her joke, He got the rifle and I got the rack. (How many times has she told that joke?) She dressed for the audience that thinks a tin of chewing tobacco or a big gulp is the intelligent theme for a speech. Unfortunately for Sarah, that appearance in New York City was her audition for a spot on the couch to be part of a Fox Panel Show. Have we seen Sarah in that kind of job? No! If Fox doesn't want her, why would The View want her? Sarah made fun of foo foo chi chi $8 latte drinking New Yorkers. Imagine Sarah living with the people she just insulted. Something tells me that Sarah's cornball show on the Sportsman Channel is it. That's the limit of Sarah's celebrity, other than the stuff that she can spew on her Facebook.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin turn letters? That bitch can't spell?
ReplyDeleteperhaps "turn tricks" at Todd's whorehouse...
DeleteAnon 8:38 said:
ReplyDeleteMrs. Palin and her family, and too many like them in the crowded redneck fisheries and hunting grounds of Alaska, treat hunting and fishing as some sort of brutal bloodsport where the methods employed resemble more a gleeful, murderous hobby, rather than taking another life as humanely as possible to feed ourselves.
You mean like that redneck governor Sarah Palin who authorized the killing of wolves from airplanes?
Not only that, didn't that bloodthirsty gov Sarah Palin want some kind of proof like sawing off one of their leg and bringing it back?
DeleteWhat mind? People like these do not have minds. Threatening violence is all they live for. Decent human beings do not behave like this.
ReplyDeleteHer head is so big because that's where she keeps the alphabet.
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HA! love the neck and the arms and the cheek folds..lol.. BTW, she won't be able to write the alphabet on her granny wrinkly arms.
DeleteShe would have to write the alphabet on her arm.
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Palin (above) needs to be sent to every major media outlet across the nation. With the suggestion they use it in their next article or on their various TV stations when discussing her!
ReplyDeleteFOX especially should be provided them for the Hannity and Greta shows!
Let Americans really see the idiot in full form - fake boobs - fake hair - shoes she cannot walk in - looking like a whore on the streets of New York City!
I think the photo adds more to her quick demise!
Palin glory days when she felt like she had reached to apex of Kardashian celebrity!
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Fluke Palin
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Busy, busy, busy
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This just up...Joan Walsh Hits McCain For 'Cowardly' Decision To Put Palin A 'Heartbeat Away' From Presidency:
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Forward to the 3:00 mark for the scoop on Sarah Palin. I hope this will not spoil her big speech today....
Not quite sure she would work out even flippin letters. Nope. This rapture hooter has flipped her wigs. What a desperate creature she is. Girl gots no brains. She must be as crazy as a rabid bat to expose herself and her family like this for what little money she begs for to do it. They claim to be normal simple folk do they? Then why don't they go do that instead of parade granny on stage to insult America and americans.
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