The above is a flier from conservative Gary Kiehne that his campaign mailed out to potential voters.
Now you may not have noticed anything peculiar, but others certainly did.
Now I am not exactly sure which demographic Kiehne was hoping to attract with this flier, but I am pretty sure that he has the female horse vote all locked up.
Ranks high on EQ ("Ernst Quotient").
ReplyDeleteIf a "liberal" sent out that flier, the teathugs would be all up in arms about pornography and they have small children at home at could be exposed to this smut!!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck Gary with repealing obamacare - since there is no such law, another idiot. Has palin endorsed him yet?
Shows how much you know about horses.
ReplyDeleteHow much does one need to know about horses to see how stupid people don't look at their own ads before publishing them?
DeleteThat goes for a LOT of people commenting at the other sites this story appeared at.
DeleteBoy horses don't care if they let it all hang out when they have to pee...
Or possibly more titillating to juvenile humans, if the horse is in a mood to "pleasure himself". Yes, male horses masturbate.
Wiiilllllllburrrrrr!
Delete(Showing my age.)
Mr. Ed wants less talk and more action.
ReplyDeleteMust be female horses. What is it about animal genitalia that gets the baggers hot and bothered?
ReplyDeleteNot very big for a horse.
ReplyDeleteHi Ho Silver! Away!
DeleteGet-it-up boy!
schwing and a miss
ReplyDeleteShocking Report: MORE Homicides in States With ‘Stand Your Ground’ Laws
ReplyDeleteAlmost a decade after ALEC’s pushing of SYG laws nationwide, the American Bar Association Task Force has released a 62-page preliminary report revealing some disturbing numbers. Florida, it seems, now has some competition in the mayhem-for-money scheme.
http://aattp.org/shocking-report-more-homicides-in-states-with-stand-your-ground-laws/
A Crucial Vote Against Crony Capitalism - Sarah Palin
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AarG7WVo_M
And I am very much with Sarah on this one, though I haven't needed her input to know that I am going to vote a big YES on SB21 Tuesday. If she hadn't quit as governor, Parnell wouldn't have been in a position to push this whole thing in front of us in the first place. I wouldn't be surprised if Sarah wasn't somehow pushed out of office by Big Oil so they could get their man Sean into the governor's seat. These things don't happen by accident.
DeleteIt's quite likely that is a gelding. Stallions are usually turned out alone. Unless it is a chronic dangler, it probably just needs to have its sheath cleaned (ain't horse owning fun?).
ReplyDeleteWhen your 8 year old wants to start riding lessons, be prepared to discuss "facts", because the stable will have plenty on display.
DeleteA mare takes very little interest in a gelding. They both know that copulation is not their mutual destiny.
ReplyDeleteI once had a mare who seemed always to be in season, shameless hussy. Also a pony gelding who was determined to show the mare a good time. First it was embarrassing; then it was funny; then I got tired of watching.
DeleteShameless hussy. Always wished they would put that in the for sale ad.
DeleteJust like our $arah with her turkey interview...
ReplyDeleteElisabeth Hasselbeck links atheists forcing prayer out of school to Christian deaths in Iraq
ReplyDeleteFox News host Elisabeth Hasselbeck asserted on Wednesday that Christianity should be kept in schools because Christians were being persecuted by Islamic militants in Iraq.
“It looks like two groups might not get the Bible,” Hasselbeck announce on Wednesday’s edition of Fox & Friends. “There’s a war on religion going on, you know it. And right now Bibles are booted from Navy base guest rooms, and an atheist group is telling a Georgia high school football team to punt the prayers.”
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/13/elisabeth-hasselbeck-links-atheists-forcing-prayer-out-of-school-to-christian-deaths-in-iraq/
Reminds me of a joke I once heard.
ReplyDeleteA man takes his son to the zoo, and the boy points at something on the horse and asks the father "What's that?"
The father says, "That's the horse's mouth". The kid looks puzzled and says "No, what's that thing in the back between his legs,When mom took me here I asked and she said "Oh, that's nothing"
To which the father said,
"Well, son, it's the horse's penis, and your mother's a very satisfied woman"
Reminds me of a joke I once heard.
ReplyDeleteA man takes his son to the zoo, and the boy points at something on the horse and asks the father "What's that?"
The father says, "That's the horse's mouth". The kid looks puzzled and says "No, what's that thing in the back between his legs,When mom took me here I asked and she said "Oh, that's nothing"
To which the father said,
"Well, son, it's the horse's penis, and your mother's a very satisfied woman"
Wow, that horse is hung like Ann Coulter!
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