If you're really nice to North Carolina GOP candidate Jason "Molotov" Mitchell, he may let you fire off a few rounds of his custom AK-47, "The Liberator."
The man running for state Senate in North Carolina's District 16 is planning a fundraiser on Sunday where supporters can come for the bullets and stay for the Bulleit.
Entitled "Bullets and Bourbon," attendees are invited to shoot various rifles and shotguns before kicking back with Mitchell over drinks.
"Take your turn firing the world famous AK-47, the AR-15, the super-cool KSG pump 12 gauge and other firearms!" Mitchell's campaign writes in a Facebook page advertising the event.
"Fun fact: every one of the firearms listed are banned in at least one other state...but not in NC!" the description reads.
But come on! Who does NOT want to contribute to man who chose as his middle name a word meaning an explosive combination of gasoline and fire used during violent political upheavals?
Unsurprisingly Mitchell is kind of an anarchist who is not only a birther, but also a homophobe who contributes to World Net Daily, and helped to create a fantasy film where black terrorists, calling themselves "Zulu 9," murder abortion doctors.
Oh yeah, this guy's a winner.
How in the hell is it that Sarah Palin has not endorsed his campaign already?
Never fear. She'll be on it as soon as she reads about the guy here.
ReplyDeleteHa-ha, I think you are right, Lynne!
DeleteWhat a fool! Everybody knows you give them the bourbon first! (If you want the votes, that is.)
ReplyDeleteI hope they blow they're own fuckin heads off.
ReplyDeleteWell thats nice. I always hear the right wing saying how the liberals are the ones full of hate division etc... and liberals say the same thing vice versa. They are both correct.
DeleteGlad to be independent and not a part of either moronic side.
It is hard to be nice to these people when they are so obviously insane. And gee, you just call all people except you morons...so I guess you independents are no better, huh?
DeleteThe Democrats don't put up candidates like this, so enough of the "both sides do it" logic, anon 6:54. The Republicans are the ones putting the guns out there, Democrats are just calling them on it. Guns kill people. Dems are not "moronic" for pointing that fact out.
DeleteI hope everyone who attends his rally gets a DUI on the way home. And I hope the cops are keeping a close eye on this event, looking for wanted criminals.
Sally yes everyone but me is a moron:)
Delete4:30 and thanks for displaying my point!
Pfft. Not even providing illegal weapons? RINO.
ReplyDeleteNorth Carolina is givin' Mississippi some serious competition in the 'what the fuck' department. I despair that someone like this would run for office but please let him not represent the majority of voters in his state senate district.
ReplyDeleteAfter they shot them for patrioting while black?
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... "Followed by THRE SHOTS OF BURBON"... I for one would have enough with ONE shot, at the MOST with two. After three I definitely would NOT be in any condition of driving.
ReplyDeleteWonder if that 'wunderkind' has even thiught about THAT! If anyone has an accident after that, HE, as the host, would be responsible...
(I know, I am not even talking about the friggin' guns yet!)
Can't any of these loons afford a decent shave?
ReplyDeleteThat's not stubble. It's a fuzzy coating of testosterone to go with his penis extender. Otherwise you might not realize what a manly manly he-man he is.
DeleteIn Canada this would be illegal. Not because of the guns but because it would constitute bribery, enticing folk to vote for you through gifts or booze. Why is it not illegal in the States?
ReplyDelete"The Liberator"? Why HASN'T Sarah endorsed this already? Don't know about the bourbon part, but the liberator part is kind of ingenious (NSFW)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.liberator.com/