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I was traveling yesterday, so I'm posting Todd's 50th birthday greeting a day late, which is fine because the handsome guy barely looks a day over 50. - Sarah Palin
Yeah I am sure that it was only because she was traveling that she forgot that Todd was turning the big 5-0 today. Yeah, somehow I think that she forgets about him with some regularity these days.
No worries though, she already gave him his favorite present.
She left the state.
Pretty sure that all he really cares about is continuing to receive that check to keep on pretending that they are still one big happy family. After all you know the song;
"Postage, postage will keep us together
Think of me bitch whenever
Those SarahPAC numbers come out, don't ever doubt
I'll sing like a bird,
I'm a man of my word
Just remember, I'll take you down with me
And then I'll be free
So don't stop, remembering that postage will keep us together"
(With heartfelt apologies to the Captain and Tennille.)
the handsome guy barely looks a day over 50. - Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteIf Todd is so handsome then why did Sarah have a one nightstand with Glenn Rice?
Why did Sarah have a relationship with Brad Hanson that caused the snowmachine business relationship between Todd and Brad to break up?
Why did Sarah seek companionship with Curt Menard and later on Curt mysteriously died.
Why you lie?
DeleteWhy you not write English?
DeleteOk I'm not 5:08 or a troll but some of this post is wrong. Glenn and Curtis were before Todd.
DeleteDon't we all have a past?
Brad Hanson is a different story.
I could care less about this I just wish she would shut her ignorant mouth.
5:32 PM
DeleteSarah has said that she started going with Todd while she was in high school. Glenn Rice and Curtis Menard, Jr. were long after Sarah was in high school but according to Sarah during a time that she was going with and/or engaged to Todd.
Everybody has a past but usually people with a sketchy past don't try to run for VP of the USofA because they know their past will be scrutinized.
Unless they don't care what people think of them and unless they think they can just lie out of their past.
Curtis was not just before Tawd, he fathered Trackmarks and Piper.
Delete5:32 PM
DeleteCurtis was a neighbor. Practically lived in the Palin's place. Todd spent his time up north, he was the one that was gone for long times.
Earlier Sarah and Curt were close too.
Everyone has a past. Not everyone screws like Sarah.
Why don't YOU write 5:08, 5:12?
DeleteYou hit a nerve again, Gryph!
If I were away from my husband on his 50th birthday, I would at least leave a message to tell him "I love you and miss you." Her message is flat out COLD and sarcastic. I doubt they are married anymore. Didn't Sarah once say that marriage is a
Deletebusiness?"
Is she checking his nostrils for coke residue?? Since the PayMe's are such a "loving, caring, close, vibrant family with tons of friends maybe Bristles and Willing used that big honking BBQ and invited a few hundred of those close friends to a party? Soon there will be photos on Bristle's blog (thank Nancy French) showing the crowd, no doubt. Either that, or he wanted to spend his birthday with his new baby and young wife (girlfriend) I wonder how long SHE will stay in the backgound, to accomodate $carah?
Deletethe handsome guy barely looks a day over 50. - Sarah Palin
DeleteThe day after his 50th birthday he is exactly 1 day over 50! She is such an idiot.
Thank you, 5:10am! I was waiting for someone to point out the almost painfully obvious- saying someone "barely looks a day over 50" when they ARE in fact barely A DAY over 50 is so asinine, I can't even. She is SO disgustingly dumb it's hard to wrap one's mind around how she can dress and feed herself. (Well, then again...)
DeleteSarah, you barely look a DAY over meth headed, jealousy crazed, idiocy spewing dipshit!
Hey Sarah, just how many of your kids did the Dud father? I say two with Trig's male parentage still highly in doubt! We know you aren't Trig's birth mother though.
ReplyDeleteTodd has 5 kids, 4 bio.
DeleteBristol and Willow, who are the others that we haven't been introduced to yet? No fucking way Track and Piper are his genetically.
DeleteMaury could devote an entire month to the paternity and maternity, in the case of Trig, testing of this "group of occasionally co-habitating bipeds".
DeleteLol! I doubt he reads your tiny blog since hardly anyone does. My bet is on Malia's blog.
Deletewhat kind of person enjoys making a lies about people's paternity?
DeleteA bad one.
6:10- can you prove it's not a lie? Because it's common knowledge in Wasilla.
DeleteOk 6:10 What kind of person doesn't follow the general christianist 'rule' of marriage before maternity but lectures others about 'family values'?
DeleteA hypocritical one.
I'll take credit for reminding Skanky is was Tiny 2 Tone's b-day.
ReplyDeleteOops I wrote above in the wrong place. I think it was Malias blog, sorry.
DeleteI knew yesterday that Todd's birthday was happening because I saw it in the blogroll at the left of IM in SPHASH's listing.
DeleteI see that Malia has it today as well.
I didn't read either (sorry) because I don't care about the man...but I was aware of it thanks to the bloggers...and apparently that's what reminded Sarah.
Sarah why do you think Todd is hanging around with an old flat chested woman? Todd is so handsome and you look like your mom, do you fear Todd may have a prostitute girlfriend?
ReplyDeletelol You're mean.
DeleteAnd Sally is a very beautiful woman. Dont be jealous because your mom isn't her.
Troll: You mean to say "your mom isn't she."
Deletewhere are your critiques for the actual illiterates here, the haters?
DeleteOh, that's right. You obsess over grammar, while misusing words yourself, when you have no arguments and know you're a liar.
Sally is the one in the family they copy. She started that sex before marriage, when you're pregnant have the dude marry you. Too bad it didn't work for Bristol, the offspring that had the illegitimate bastard.
DeleteTomorrow is September 8th. Sarah's Bristol Blog is behaving. Doing nothing.
Bristol may know what happens with her bastard soon. More delays are another possibility.
Sally is not a beautiful woman. Look at the pig who had to marry her.
DeleteSome may criticize 6:13 for using the word 'bastard' but just yesterday $arah and Rev Duck made a joint, fervent request that 'political correctness' be wiped off the planet. Right now!
DeleteI am old and grew up way before 'pc' was decreed and recall some words I'd rather not hear again. Bastard is one of them but it's what babies born out of wedlock were called back in the days that Palin seems to want back. Referring to her grandchild in a non-PC manner is now ok with her so we won't hear any whiny rants about it.
Another impolite relic from them days is 'had to get married'. Again, perfectly fine to refer to the marriages of $arah, her parents and her son as 'had to get married' when she natters on about family values as tho only she and hers have them.
Who knew that being polite, sensitive and considerate of others would be considered an undesirable trait. Thankfully only in Palin's world.
Bastard is Biblical. There are Christians that are fine with the language.
DeletePalin is neither Christian nor biblical and has only a passing command of english but I bet she'd screech like the stuck pig she is if you ask her how her little bastud grandson is doing. By the way, I also think we can use 'retard' again since it''s another rude and insensitive word retired by the politically correct 'oolice' she despises. This means one can ask her how her nifty husband is doing.
DeleteSomeone claims "Sally is a beautiful woman" Then explain how come she ended up pregnant by ugly, lazy Chuckles??
Delete@Anonymous6:09 PM
DeleteYeah, WE'RE illiterate? There are tons of legitimate, clearly expressed and documented arguments on this blog as to why the Palins suck, you should know since you read and comment on damn near every thread! And your BRILLIANT replies are always the same shit! "Stop lying, stop hating, get a life, don't slander, you're all so immature, Sarah is great, the Palins are awesome and everyone loves them..." ON AND ON AND ON ad nauseum. You think those are arguments? Christ, you're such a fucking cretin!
I was traveling AND CHERCKING THOSE DAMNED H8TTR BLOGGERS DAMMNIT LOOK AT MORE OF THIS UNFLIPPIN BELIEFEABLE THT THEY ARE NOW SAYING THAT I FORGOT MY EX HUSABNDS BIRTHDAY TEH FATEHR OF SOME OF Y PRECIOUS CHILDREAN AND RAM FIX THIS UP I SO MAD I CAT SEE STARIGHT PASS THAT DRINK, so I'm posting Todd's 50th birthday greeting a day late, which is fine because the handsome guy barely looks a day over 50. - Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! G you're right they aren't married "SPITZVILLE"!!!
ReplyDeleteShe totally forget until she "was traveling and saw it on the blogs"!
WE OWN YOU BITCH!
Funny that Sarah owns your lives.
DeleteOwns our lives? There is something off about you. Seriously off. It's pathetic really. If you are a family member, you aren't helping Sarah. Get her into treatment and then maybe you will help her. If you are a stalker, you need a shrink, because your little immature bullying messages are seriously disturbed.
Delete6:08 Gryphen owns YOU or otherwise you wouldn't be checking his blog umpteen times a day. Bwah hahahahahaha
DeleteSo she admits she can't walk and chew gum at the same time. And she had delusions of being POTUS?
DeleteWhy did you have to wish your (cough) husband a Happy Birthday via social media?
ReplyDeleteI mean, Sarah, have YOU seen Tawd lately?
Gryphen, a man who's been lying and victimizing since 2009.
ReplyDeleteIn what way? If you make an accusation like that you need to back it up with credible references. Did you pass 9th grade English? What, exactly, were the lies? Prove it.
DeleteDon;t go getting your granny panties in a twist again.. Be specific, crone!
DeleteVictimizing?? What a bizarre choice of words.
DeleteObviously your bullying of Gryphen and others hasn't worked. This says a lot about you and I pity you.
Well, when a man writes hate daily and perpetuates his special mythology about people he doesn't know, Id say he's victimizing them.
Delete6:08 Hey, maybe we can cut a deal with your mom. Since she started the hate campaigns against our President 'who she doesn't know' (and others) we are only 'defending' him. Pretty much like you and the rest of the thin skinners try to do for $arah. Since you claim to know her, see If you can talk her into leaving the POTUS and libruls out of her daily postings, we'll call a truce too.
DeleteGuarantee if she was home leading that vibrant life in the privacy she claims to want we wouldn't be here sharing our opinion of her. See how this works?
Fair enough 6:49!
DeleteSarah is NOT a victim and Gryphen isn't victimizing them. You don't understand the meaning of the word obviously.
DeleteSarah likes being a victim. She wouldn't complain if she thinks someone is helping her, she will just do a post about herself.
DeleteTodd looks so much younger than Sarah! He is somewhat younger yes, but Todd looks years younger than Sarah without botox and plastic surgeries.
ReplyDeletehe does look the same as 10 years ago, yes. And I doubt sarah's had actual plastic surgery besides a facial rejuvenation. heidi montage she is not. At least she looks the same.
DeleteHe's the only man in Alaska with no wrinkles? No botox? You obviously have never seen him up close. Ha!
Delete6:07 - you need glasses. She's had A LOT done.
DeleteAnon 6:07, Bullshit. Sarah has had many, many cosmetic procedures. You have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
DeleteAnonymous5:10 PM
ReplyDeletelol You're mean.
And Sally is a very beautiful woman. Dont be jealous because your mom isn't her.
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If Sally is so beautiful why is Sarah doing everything (surgeries, wearing Bristol's White House Correspondents Dinner dress, daughter's clothes, neck tightening procedures etc) to avoid looking like her old short ass wrinkled mother.
You are stupid. And mean. and I feel sorry for you.
Delete6:06...you forgot to add "nee-ner, nee-ner" to the end if your ignorant sentence.
Delete6:40.. She really is that childish, isn't she.? Imagine what she's like with her real family. 6:06- you are stupid. You keep posting tiny biting comments that make you sound unbalanced. Does your therapist know you do this? If you don't have one, get one.
DeleteIf Sarah was born Feb. 11, 1964, then she turned 50 earlier this year. So she's six months or so older than Todd. Leave it to Nasty Sarah to make a not funny, snarky remark about Todd's "looking not a day older than 50". Does the woman own a mirror? Does she have any idea how many days past 50 she looks? Not that I pity Todd, just pointing out that Sarah isn't nice to anybody, not even someone who knows all of Sarah's nasty little secrets.
ReplyDeleteMitt:s not running? Good, that's one less person that Sarah Palin has to beat for the 2016 presidential election.
ReplyDeleteShe can't even get a lame excuse right. When you say "doesn't look a day over", the number has to be significantly less than the actual age. As in "he may have turned 50, but he doesn't look a day over 30".
ReplyDeleteAnd they say SP isn't passive aggressive.
Deletelol 6:04, called that one right imo.
DeleteGryphen, I thought you said I could have the day off!!! If I had known that being the new Official and Exclusive IM Troll was a 24/7 gig, I woulda negotiated more favorable terms for myself. Speaking of employee benefits, my accountant says she's never even heard of a 402(k)!
ReplyDeleteWell, as long as I'm here, this is some shit the previous troll likes to say:
IM commenters
- are haters, nasty, suckers, illiterate, a waste of space, layabouts, immature, bored, dumb, seriously disturbed, pieces of filth, rolling in ignorance, classless, ignorant, jealous, mean, unhappy, liars, slanderers, pathetic, losers, liberal...
- don't know her, minimize people, demean people, attack people with no real problems, spread false myths on blogs out of hate, sound stupid, need a mental purge, don't have lives...
- should get lives, grow up, shut up, go away...
"She", (the one who must not be named), on the other hand,
- is nice, down to earth, far from the worst, close, warm, real, not seedy, functioning, well adjusted, valley trash, caring, gracious, employed, generous, busy, sweet, non-judgmental, sunshine on a gloomy day, the best mom, treats staff well, gives encouragement, hard working, private, inteelajunt, living vibrantly, happy...
"Gryphen"
- is probably not even his real name, delusional, victimizing since 2009, matters not, writes in ignorance with hateful creativity, not a psychologist..
He doesnt live in reality, doesnt know her, doesnt know any of the people who actually KNOW her, tries to ruin people, is criminal, not a great father, a lying putz, just ignorant, revels in ignorance, knows nothing
I feel sorry for you. smh
Remember, Beldar Trolls So You Don't Have To!
Accept no Substitute!
Oh damn Beldy...looks like the troll got here before you! No day off for the weary huh! LOL!!
DeleteAt least admit you're 8 years old and stuck in a padded room, cone head.
DeleteHmmm....wonder why Baldy didn't use the phone clutched in her talons to wish the Turd Happy Birthday...could it be because he was spending it with his newest...youngish baby mama?? LOL!!
DeleteHere's a picture of Baldy with that little wrestling fella...he posted this on his FB page called "The Funky Monkey"...LOL!! I'm sure she felt right at home....
"So here's a super cool moment.
Sarah Palin is fascinated by MMA and wanted to see our Gracie Barra gym.
Spent over an hour touring last night. And looking at the training center and might oaks classroom for veterans.
Cool pic with my Legacy FC Inaugural Title Belt."
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10660308_730238390376963_1194395220148205798_n.jpg?oh=89385d1c2407fa5a65361bde6470f642&oe=549A09F9
Do a close up on the shoes! Is her big toe off the shoe!! WT hell! LOL!!
Sarah Palins's feet are gross! Whe should never expose them in those hooker shoes. Just like her chicken fat upper arms which she now covers, thank goodness. Sure don't want to see those upper thighs. eweee.....
DeleteThis photo shows the weird difference in height we were discussing yesterday. I was wrong, I thought she was standing on something because the height thing was so weird.
DeleteWhat's weird is Sarah Palin...and her desire to appear taller than she is. She has on super high heals. Looks like her feet are almost perpendicular to the floor.
I've met her, she is not tall at all, maybe 5'2" or 3".
The guy must also be short, maybe that's good for wrestling.
Her feet don't fit in those ugly shoes. The woman has NO taste. None.
Delete6:06 PM Is that Willow's father with Sarah?
DeleteUGH!!!!!!! I did NOT need to see that FUGLY foot picture!!!!!!!
DeleteAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Where is the eye bleach?!?!?!?!?!????
OK, starting from the bottom (which is appropriate to the subject)
DeleteI think I've seen those shoes on one of her daughters before. So they are shoes much more suitable for someone much younger. And likely not her exact foot size. Second, they appear to be white - and thus not appropriate to the season, but even more so, not appropriate to the rest of her outfit.
The black sheath could have worked, but she chose to pair it with a wool knit draped sweater, a late fall or winter appropriate item. It is also ill-fitting on her, puling at the bust and hips and making her look like wide as a house in the hips, even with the black (slimming) sheath.
Sarah Palin, is clutching a cell-phone in nearly every photo EVER taken of her wants us to believe that she couldn't take 2 minutes to post a birthday wish for Todd on his big day.
ReplyDeleteI think she was reading the blogs and saw that SPHASH's post from yesterday and Malia's from today.
What a joke--SPHASH has to remind Sarah of her husband's birthday.
Didn't she also miss Willow's until someone here mentioned it?
This is getting to be a regular event. We say something about Sarah missing something and then it "suddenly" shows up on her Facebook with some lame excuse.
We own you Sarah.
it's so funny that Sarah owns your lives.
DeleteSarah doesn't want folks remembering that she's older than Turd.
DeleteAnonymous6:05 PM
Deleteit's so funny that Sarah owns your lives.
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Oh, I'd say she owns YOURS.
6:05- you are so juvenile. It looks like IM owns your life! Lol. You are fucking nuts!
DeleteIt seems IM owns your life hypocrite.
DeleteGet too close to the truth about $carah, and out comes the troll. $carah might still fool a few people, but here on this blog, we know she is a phony. Along with her "close family" "living vibrantly" and all the other BS.
DeleteGo take a walk, dumbass troll, you don't want to get bedsores again since you spend your whole life at IM! Fucking idiot loser that you are.
DeleteTodd: now that you're a real grownup, at 50, how's about shaving off that face fuzz and adding a few new items to your wardrobe (hint: permapress shirts)?
ReplyDeleteWhile you're at it, maybe study some of the numerous pictures of yourself, and practice a facial expression that currently makes you look sour and stupid.
Ironic that you're the one acting like you're 9; I was going to write 13 but Piper is 13 and 1000 times more mature.
DeleteHe looks like Howdy Doody in those fugly western shirts he wears.
Delete6:04- you are so stupid. Do you have any clue how juvenile YOUR posts are. ? Hysterical.
DeleteGet help. The people here and Gryphen bother you too much and you are obsessed.
Srangely, people who DO know them call them names such as "The Bitch and the Eskimo" (Faux camera crew) Also, too the McCain campaign people called him "Jethro" Did $carah sue them for that?
DeleteSo, way off topic but this made my night.
ReplyDeleteI love witty parents who keep it real
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/parents-who-are-clearly-way-better-at-texting-than-their?bffb#41i4o89
I don't. Too bad you don't even have the manners to troll on topic.
DeleteO.T.: Is it just my browser or is the "Labels" section twitching for anyone else?
ReplyDeleteYes! I thought it was just me.
DeleteYes, it's twitching for me too. Very annoying!
DeleteYeah, he looks young. Oddly young. Awkward.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/snowmobilerace/photos/a.10150607522589086.381999.169447809085/10152489182289086/?type=1&theater Beats me how that is good-looking. He looks creepy to me.
That was the snowmobile race when he cheated. He looks like he may have been sick at the time. If he used drugs to have endurance for the race that may be his problem that day.
DeleteWow the BIG Five O! And Sarah forgot to bake a cake and invite Todd's friends and brass pole polishers over to sniff coke off oil barrells, and smoosh Todd's face in his highly flammable cake. How sad.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Sarah forget to buy him as a gift? A Day Planner? Divorce Papers with he Signature? A copy of her first book, "Hop on Pop" by Dr Seuss? Even a thoughtful satire of a Captain and Tenille song? Nope. A Purse, wig, and foam 44 double d' strap on upper frontals and a photo of Lisa Ann.
Lisa Ann??? Is she Todd's current ... friend?
Deleteomg!!
DeleteHop on POP!!
Yet another keyboard ruined!!
Listen here, little dick, I'll tell you when to jump and how high. Who has the balls here? ME. Your meal ticket, the one that everyone stood in for when I was elected. I wuv you for my drug-induced times you held me up in public. That you divorced me is no secret, let's keep pimping for money to the ill-informed. Wait until you hear how much I care about Trig this week! You have the BEST smile being next to me, baby, or is that a cringe?
ReplyDeleteTodd really doesn't mind carrying Sarah's purse because she keeps his balls in there.
ReplyDeleteWhile she was recouperating from one of her "procedures" Taaahd got them from her purse, and got his young girlfriend pregnant!!Another hidden baby? One of many in this screwed up family of secrets.
DeleteHe barely looks a day over fifty? and he is fifty? Oh someone is mad, apparently Tawd would not go to her latest gig with her! He will pay, oh yeah, just wait until she gets home. If he would have been with her those shoe straps would have been straight! Damn! he could have informed her that the wig was looking either "I'm going gray or it's a bad highlighting job" .
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell are you good for Toad? earn your money! It's bad enough Sarah has to stand up there all by herself in front of her crazy worshipers who think she needs.. no must run for President to save the world as they know it without your sorry ass sitting at home or the lodge that you own [ partner of, but minor details] while she works hard for the money.
No wedding rings in sight! Happy Birthday Todd! you put up with her all these years so earn your keep slacker. What a happy family, so centered, so caring so pissed that SHE the great one had to travel while Todd got to stay at home, which was probably AZ. lounging by the pool.
Doesn't he realize that he can sit around on his butt only because of her mercy? Yeah well maybe all their kids are slackers, spoiled, and uneducated. Hey Todd you sold out! and you and she are stuck with each other until death or bankruptcy do you part.The love i tell ya can you feel it? I sure as heck could in that most touching , heartfelt post by Sarah.
Fiftieth Birthday! for some it's a landmark, for some it's a time to be together and say " Let's Cellibrate why not" but if your a control freak like Sarah is well let's just say " Damn! if your fifty that makes ME fifty!" Bad Todd! you don't get a cookie when i get home. It makes you wonder when the last time Sarah ever got a.cookie!
How did Sarah manage to travel all by herself to give those speeches without Todd there to carry her purse? Maybe she is a little angry that he did not accompany her. That could be the reason for the looking 50 dig.
ReplyDeleteHe was busy with the girlfriend and his new kids.
Delete7:29 Let's hope his new batch of kids turn out better than the old batch!! Maybe this time he can be sure he is the REAL father?
DeleteOT Sarah Palin attended a PTSD function the other day. I don't know if she was paid to attend but she acted like she is concerned about people with PTSD.
ReplyDeleteSarah when you read the description below about PTSD, as a woman, do you have any sympathy for women who has PTSD from being coerced into sex slavery? Women whose lives are controlled by pimps like your husband as told by an Alaska single mother of several kids. According to Shailey Tripp, she was brought into Todd Palin's sex ring while you were governor of Alaska tapped
to be vice president of the United States of America. Not only was Todd having sex with Shailey, Todd pimped her out to your vice-president Secret Service detail who gyped her out of money she needed to take care of her children. So Sarah how about being the voice of prostitutes like Shailey who has PTSD from pimps like your husband?
Immoral Minority:
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2014/09/sarah-palins-appearance-at-fundraiser.html?m=1#comment-form
PTSD Description:
Posttraumatic stress disorder[note 1] (PTSD) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more traumatic events, such as sexual assault, warfare, serious injury, or threats of imminent death.[1] The diagnosis may be given when a group of symptoms, such as disturbing recurring flashbacks, avoidance or numbing of memories of the event, andhyperarousal, continue for more than a month after the occurrence of a traumatic event.[1]
Most people having experienced a traumatizing event will not develop PTSD.[2]Women are more likely to experience higher impact events, and are also more likely to develop PTSD than men.[3] Children are less likely to experience PTSD after trauma than adults, especially if they are under ten years of age.[2] War veterans are commonly at risk for PTSD.
Not only did she forget his big FIVE-OH, but she also forgot their anniversary last month.
ReplyDeleteShe only remembered because Malia mentioned it yesterday.
Shows just how the bloggers OWN HER A$$!
If the Republican party actually thought she was a threat they would take her down so fast she wouldn't know what hit her, she is nothing. They don't mind that she makes her money on the side with her little "speaking engagements" . She is not a player in the big game you will never ever see her go beyond her comfort zone she just dose not command that big of an audience, and the older she gets the less she is worth. Botox? high heels? short skirts? yeah well she has reached her tipping point and without the filter on the camera she is not so hot. It's all she ever had and it's fading, time is not a fair master when you have no intellect to back it up.The remarks about how "hot' she is are way down from say even one year ago, now all she has left are the extreme so called Christians, time is not on her side when you build your persona on sand like she has don't be surprised if it turns into a mudslide.
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain you sorry piece of shit. You picked ignorant Sarah Palin just to get the votes from disgruntled women. Now look at the woman you picked, she's making you look like an unpatriotic selfish little man.
ReplyDeleteWhich he is.
DeleteSo true. He is and has been for a very long, long time. In fact it's his twisted sense of importance that made him approve the Palin selection. Had he somehow been elected, she would have been the first to be set on the sidelines. If she thinks it's painful how President Obama ignores her, it would have been far worse with Johnny Mac. SP-VPino, being sent off to speak with gardening clubs while the big boyz took care of all things prezidential.
DeleteThe GOP may be a herd of classless, self-imporant, conniving power-mad megalomaniacs, (much like $arah), but they were wise enough to see how ignorant and wildly ambitious she was. Time for the little woman to 'realize' how important the rigors of raising a young family was becoming and proceed to mush North.
She would've still had her little 'victim' meme to sell with a bit more respectability licking her wounds than her smarmy sniping at the much respected President has earned her.
Sarah what did you get Todd for his birthday? Does it have two legs and a landing strip?
ReplyDeleteLike you said Sarah,
Boys Will Be Boys.
Happy Birthday to the Alaskan Dirty Dog, Mr. Pinto Penis aka Johnson Vitiligo !!! Hope he's still employed as the world's oldest male profession : two bit pimp
ReplyDelete"Pinto Penis." HAHAHA
DeleteIs Trig experiencing PTSD? Trig is six years old and can't speak, go to the bathroom or eat solid foods. Sarah is always taking off so now Trig has a dog to teach him how to eat, not to shit in his diapers and teach him how to bark.
ReplyDeleteToad, if you had any fucking balls, you'd have left her a decade ago. Just stay put you tough-guy pussy.
ReplyDeleteBest Captain and Tennille song to describe Sarah Palin..... Muscrat Love... for that thing on her head.
ReplyDeleteActually, Todd would even be more of a man if he left that attention whore of a wife.
ReplyDeleteFifty is a milestone birthday for most people. The fact that Sarah did not wish her husband a happy birthday on the big 50 speaks volumes. Also too, Todd has not been going with Sarah on her speaking engagements. Some of the IMer's have been alluding to Todd having a girlfriend and a possible child even. So I guess Sarah is a MINO (married in name only).
ReplyDeleteSo True Caroll!
DeleteI planned my husband's surprise 50th gift 7 months ahead of the date. We went to NYC for a weekend, saw The Book of Mormon on Broadway (7 month lead time for good seats then). I also took him to Wylie Dufresne's restaurant WD 50 (get it? - 50 ) which had a 6 week lead time for reservations. Had the wine paired tasting menu AND he (WD) was gracious enough to let us come into his kitchen. Very very special for a foodie couple like us.
These are the sorts of things LOVING spouses do for each other - plan interesting , thoughtful gifts that are as special as the occasion. Making memories together. We also have two kids who were in middle school then and needed to be cared for and that also takes arranging, as most parents realize.
Sarah can't love anyone but herself. Obviously.
8:23 Yep! You did it right. I planned a Mexico vacation for my husband, our young child and me to fall on my husbands 49th birthday and also on our wedding anniversary for this October. We are not one of those couples who gush on facebook about how much we love each other every time we get a chance so I understand being understated about sharing feelings on fb but that message that SP left about Tawd's (oops I forgot your) birthday "wishes" (whatever) is so condescending and mean spirited. She can't even pretend to like him. She couldn't even come up with a new photo. She might as well have come out and told him to go F himself.
DeleteHmm, if the situation were reversed, I doubt $arah would accept a belated birthday wish from Todd via Facebook.
ReplyDelete$arah doing so for Todd seems crash, classless, clueless and immature. Thank everything she was never the Vice President of the United States of America. I wonder what other relevant dates or other important duties she would have forgotten and then went oops (I forgot) on social media. What an idiot.
The Ol' Prune calls the Ol' Toady a handsome guy. And he sings "You Light Up My Life" to Shailey.
ReplyDeleteWhat a family!
Gosh ? If only she had had a blackberry or a cell phone or something with internet access bahahahahaha............
ReplyDeleteI was traveling yesterday, so I'm posting Todd's 50th birthday greeting a day late, which is fine because the handsome guy barely looks a day over 50. - Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteAnybody noticed that the ice queen of Wasilla didn't end her happy birthday note to Todd with, "Love Sarah". I guess Todd is not that handsome.
After you have read these, ask yourself: what wouldn't Sarah Palin lie about if she felt she had to?
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Palin lied when she said the dismissal of her public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, had nothing to do with his refusal to fire state trooper Mike Wooten; in fact, the Branchflower Report concluded that she repeatedly abused her power when dealing with both men.
Palin lied when she repeatedly claimed to have said, "Thanks, but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere; in fact, she openly campaigned for the federal project when running for governor.
Palin lied when she denied that Wasilla's police chief and librarian had been fired; in fact, both were given letters of termination the previous day.
Palin lied when she wrote in the NYT that a comprehensive review by Alaska wildlife officials showed that polar bears were not endangered; in fact, email correspondence between those scientists showed the opposite.
Palin lied when she claimed in her convention speech that an oil gas pipeline "began" under her guidance; in fact, the pipeline was years from breaking ground, if at all.
Palin lied when she told Charlie Gibson that she does not pass judgment on gay people; in fact, she opposes all rights between gay spouses and belongs to a church that promotes conversion therapy.
Palin lied when she denied having said that humans do not contribute to climate change; in fact, she had previously proclaimed that human activity was not to blame.
Palin lied when she claimed that Alaska produces 20 percent of the country's domestic energy supply; in fact, the actual figures, based on any interpretation of her words, are much, much lower.
Palin lied when she told voters she improvised her convention speech when her teleprompter stopped working properly; in fact, all reports showed that the machine had functioned perfectly and that her speech had closely followed the script.
Palin lied when she recalled asking her daughters to vote on whether she should accept the VP offer; in fact, her story contradicts details given by her husband, the McCain campaign, and even Palin herself. (She later added another version.)
Palin lied when she claimed to have taken a voluntary pay cut as mayor; in fact, as councilmember she had voted against a raise for the mayor, but subsequent raises had taken effect by the time she was mayor.
Palin lied when she insisted that Wooten's divorce proceedings had caused his confidential records to become public; in fact, court officials confirmed they released no such records.
Palin lied when she suggested to Katie Couric that she was involved in trade missions with Russia; in fact, she has never even met with Russian officials.
Palin lied when she told Shimon Peres that the only flag in her office was the Israeli flag; in fact, she has several flags.
Palin lied when she claimed to have tried to divest government funds from Sudan; in fact, her administration openly opposed a bill that would have done just that.
Palin lied when she repeatedly claimed that troop levels in Iraq were back to pre-surge levels; in fact, even she acknowledged her "misstatements," though she refused to retract or apologize.
Palin lied when she insisted that the Branchflower Report "showed there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part"; in fact, that report prominently stated, "Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act."
PART 2
ReplyDeletePalin lied when she said the dismissal of her public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, had nothing to do with his refusal to fire state trooper Mike Wooten; in fact, the Branchflower Report concluded that she repeatedly abused her power when dealing with both men.
Palin lied when she repeatedly claimed to have said, "Thanks, but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere; in fact, she openly campaigned for the federal project when running for governor.
Palin lied when she denied that Wasilla's police chief and librarian had been fired; in fact, both were given letters of termination the previous day.
Palin lied when she wrote in the NYT that a comprehensive review by Alaska wildlife officials showed that polar bears were not endangered; in fact, email correspondence between those scientists showed the opposite.
Palin lied when she claimed in her convention speech that an oil gas pipeline "began" under her guidance; in fact, the pipeline was years from breaking ground, if at all.
Palin lied when she told Charlie Gibson that she does not pass judgment on gay people; in fact, she opposes all rights between gay spouses and belongs to a church that promotes conversion therapy.
Palin lied when she denied having said that humans do not contribute to climate change; in fact, she had previously proclaimed that human activity was not to blame.
Palin lied when she claimed that Alaska produces 20 percent of the country's domestic energy supply; in fact, the actual figures, based on any interpretation of her words, are much, much lower.
Palin lied when she told voters she improvised her convention speech when her teleprompter stopped working properly; in fact, all reports showed that the machine had functioned perfectly and that her speech had closely followed the script.
Palin lied when she recalled asking her daughters to vote on whether she should accept the VP offer; in fact, her story contradicts details given by her husband, the McCain campaign, and even Palin herself. (She later added another version.)
Palin lied when she claimed to have taken a voluntary pay cut as mayor; in fact, as councilmember she had voted against a raise for the mayor, but subsequent raises had taken effect by the time she was mayor.
Palin lied when she insisted that Wooten's divorce proceedings had caused his confidential records to become public; in fact, court officials confirmed they released no such records.
Palin lied when she suggested to Katie Couric that she was involved in trade missions with Russia; in fact, she has never even met with Russian officials.
Palin lied when she told Shimon Peres that the only flag in her office was the Israeli flag; in fact, she has several flags.
Palin lied when she claimed to have tried to divest government funds from Sudan; in fact, her administration openly opposed a bill that would have done just that.
Palin lied when she repeatedly claimed that troop levels in Iraq were back to pre-surge levels; in fact, even she acknowledged her "misstatements," though she refused to retract or apologize.
Palin lied when she insisted that the Branchflower Report "showed there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part"; in fact, that report prominently stated, "Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act."
Palin lied when she claimed to have voiced concerns over Wooten fearing he would harm her family; in fact, she actually decreased her security detail during that period.
Palin lied when asked about the $150,000 worth of clothes provided by the RNC; in fact, solid reporting contradicted several parts of her statement.
Bristol's greeting said it all. She is a sweet daughter.
ReplyDeletesweet like a cobra, just like mommy.
DeleteWhat did she do for Todd? Is that what she calls him? I heard Sarah wants her kids to call her Sarah.
DeleteDid Track, Willow and Bristol have a party?
Sarah didn't send Todd a birthday wish. She recycled a bad picture, sent an excuse to the blogs and Todd got more of a back handed compliment. Way to go Sarah.
ReplyDeletePART 3
ReplyDeletePalin lied when she suggested that she had offered the media proof of her pregnancy with Trig to "correct the record"; in fact, no reports of her medical records were ever published; and the letter from her doctor testifying to her good health only emerged hours before polling ended on election day, even though there was nothing in it that couldn't have been released two months earlier.
Palin lied when she said that "reported" allegations of her banning Harry Potter as mayor was easily refutable because it had not even been written yet; in fact, the first book in that series was published in 1998 - two years into her first term - and such rumors were never reported by the media, only circulated as emails.
Palin lied when she denied having participated in a clothes audit with campaign laywers; in fact, the Washington Times later confirmed those details.
Palin lied when asked about Couric's question regarding her reading habits; in fact, Couric's words were not, "What do you read up there in Alaska?" or anything close to condescension.
Palin lied when she mischaracterized the "$1200 check" given to Alaskans as the permanent fund dividend check; in fact, that fund had yielded $2,069 per person, and she claimed otherwise to obscure the fact that Alaskans also received a $1200 rebate check from a windfall profits tax on oil companies - a tax widely criticized by Republicans.
Palin lied when she claimed to be unaware of a turkey being slaughtered behind her during a filmed interview; in fact, the cameraman said she had picked the spot herself, while the slaughter was underway.
Palin lied when she denied having rejected federal stimulus money; in fact, she continued to accept and reject the funds several times.
Palin lied when she claimed that legislative leaders had canceled a meeting with her to hold their own press conference; in fact, they only canceled it after being told she would not participate, and the purpose of the press conference was very different from the meeting's.
Palin lied when she announced on the news that she never holds closed-door meetings; in fact, she had just attended a closed-door meeting with the legislature earlier that day.
Palin lied when she said that former aide John Bitney's "amicable" departure was for "personal" reasons; in fact, Bitney said he was fired because of his relationship with the wife of Palin's friend, plus a Palin spokesperson later claimed "poor job performance" for his firing - without elaborating.
Palin lied when she said she kept her running injury a secret on the campaign trail; in fact, her bandaged hand was clearly visible in photographs and the story was widely talked about.
Palin lied when she claimed that Alaska has spent "millions of dollars" on litigation related to her ethics complaints; in fact, that figure is much, much lower, and she had initiated the most expensive inquiry.
Palin lied when she denied that the Alaska Independence Party supports secession and denied that her husband had been a member; in fact, even the McCain campaign noted that the party's very existence is based on secession and that Todd was a member for seven years.
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ReplyDeleteIt is easier to just write when Sarah has told the truth!!
@10:43
DeleteHave to agree, but that would be a blank page
wait, where is her flotation device in that picture of her in the stick figure t-shirt?
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