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Saturday, November 22, 2014
Bill Maher gives some advice on saving Christmas. And it is INFINITELY better than that Kirk Cameron movie.
Okay that was pretty funny.
And I am almost sold on Thankshallowistmas.
Sounds like a hell of a good holiday, almost up there with Festivus.
Does Bill Maher have a camera on my house for the holidays? My family has its Fox-addled contingent, and it is completely impossible to have a conversation with them.
If you have to give a gift, it must be something YOU MADE.
That's right.
You learn to knit or do wood working, sew or perhaps a coupon for a service you can perform, like chopping wood or oil changing.
But no more going out to buy gifts in the three digits.
Don't like that ugly Christmas sweater Aunt Jenny made you? Well, cut it down to dog size and regift it to someone Aunt Jenny will never meet and you're good. Yes, there is nothing wrong with re-gifting. Dear Abby says so.
I got the most thanks the year I spent knitting all the family members slippers for Christmas. Second best year the families got a box of chocolates they could all share (2 lbs).
I was short on time so this year they're all getting chocolates again. After New Year's, I'll get out the knitting needles.
I don't give a shit what they actually want. They'll take what I give them graciously or they won't be getting anything any more.
Does Bill Maher have a camera on my house for the holidays? My family has its Fox-addled contingent, and it is completely impossible to have a conversation with them.
ReplyDeletesometimes maher can be absolutely delightful.
ReplyDeleteNew rule.
ReplyDeleteIf you have to give a gift, it must be something YOU MADE.
That's right.
You learn to knit or do wood working, sew or perhaps a coupon for a service you can perform, like chopping wood or oil changing.
But no more going out to buy gifts in the three digits.
Don't like that ugly Christmas sweater Aunt Jenny made you? Well, cut it down to dog size and regift it to someone Aunt Jenny will never meet and you're good. Yes, there is nothing wrong with re-gifting. Dear Abby says so.
I got the most thanks the year I spent knitting all the family members slippers for Christmas. Second best year the families got a box of chocolates they could all share (2 lbs).
I was short on time so this year they're all getting chocolates again. After New Year's, I'll get out the knitting needles.
I don't give a shit what they actually want. They'll take what I give them graciously or they won't be getting anything any more.