Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Just a reminder that you can pause a video to make anybody look stupid.

I sometimes get angry feedback due to my propensity for finding really terrible pictures of Sarah Palin and using them on this blog. Many of them are ones I create myself by taking screenshots and posting them here.

You know like this one.

And this one.


And this one.

Okay fair enough.

However in my defense I would like to point out that when you hear Professor Tyson speak it immediately dissuades you from believing that he is intellectually impaired in any way.

Yet when you hear Sarah Palin speak people instead think, "That screen capture really failed to fully grasp the stupidity of this woman."

And the defense rests.

40 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:42 AM

    The bottom photo.. Where in the hell did you find the Tickle Me Sarah doll, Gryphen?

    BTW, somewhere there is a picture taken just before the brawl where Palin is hiding out in the Hummer limo with Blackberry in hand reading Immoral Minority comments.

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  2. Cracklin Charlie6:42 AM

    Who gives you angry feedback? I think the photos are great!

    As a matter of fact, I think you should update this post to include even more crazy screenshots of the Wasilla Wacko.

    We want more!

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    1. Anonymous10:49 AM

      Agreed, Charlie, Gryph's actually being kind with the first and third. LOL

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  3. Boscoe6:54 AM

    That's exactly it: if the pic accurately reflects the level of derp that can be generally expected to spew from the subject pictured, then you really can't complain. Making a derpish image of Tyson is embarrassing because it so totally is not an accurate reflection of who he is and what he openly represents.

    But seriously, other than a troll/actual Palin, who would come to THIS blog and complain about THAT??

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    1. Anonymous7:08 AM

      She actually thinks she's cute and hip doing it, not realizing what an absolute loon it portrays her to be, especially spewing the word salad as she does. My eighth grade granddaughter has more maturity than her.

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    2. Anonymous10:44 AM

      that's true that she thinks she's hip and cute & she tries to mimic the faces that teeny-boppers are doing now. Does she think they will send her money? SHOOT! at least act your age scarah.

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  4. uta hagen6:54 AM

    The thing is that most people don't habitually make strange faces. Sure, you could take a screenshot of Tyson, or Eisenhower, or Geraldine Ferraro, and you might get one where their mouth is open or they're blinking....but Sarah's schtick is to make funny faces to emphasize her anger, sincerity, insanity, so the opportunity to take a bad screenshot is increased exponentially.
    She "acts" with her facial expressions (note to self: play poker with Sarah Palin whenever she asks), and she has no one to blame but herself if she's caught with a strange expression.

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  5. A. J. Billings6:57 AM

    I"m thankful this holiday season.

    (Oops I called it HOLIDAY, instead of Christmas.
    I guess I'm due for a whipping and public shaming by order of the Cruz/Palin factor of the Christian Taliban enforcer army.)

    I'm grateful that every time Their $arah speaks in public, she manages to humiliate and expose the true depth of her prejudice, hatred, contempt, and world class ignorance.

    I'm grateful that Palin and Cruz are marginilized by their vicious and divisive rhetoric

    I'm grateful that we still have enough rational people in Congress to block most of the insanity that the Cruz/Palin factor want to get made into law.

    The news recently has featured articles on how there are twice as many athiests now than there were 10 years ago in rill 'Murica.

    Ok, so now time to get the house cleaned, and begin cooking for the big day with family & friends.

    Fortunately, we don't have any rabid right wing wolverines showing up at our gathering tomorrow, and I'm grateful for that too.

    To everyone at IM: have a great HOLIDAY!

    AJ Billings.

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  6. Edith Head7:01 AM

    She doesn't help herself with the ghastly green background, or with most of her wardrobe choices. Case in point: your third picture, where she's adorned in a fuzzy, fake-fure, velour bathrobe. Queen Elizabeth would look deranged if she dressed like a housewife answering the door in her "best" leisurewear.

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  7. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn7:06 AM

    Thanks for the fabu screen shots, Gryphen! While these pix are great for 8x10s, wallet size and holiday cards, you left out my favorite--the one that makes her look like Hans, the Toaster Strudel Boy on acid. But that one is probably more suitable for Halloween, haunted hayrides or the hallucinations one has after too much straight-up tequila.

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone, and remember, it's the Macy's Parade, Alice's Restaurant and the Great Palin Turkey Massacre!

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  8. Anonymous7:10 AM

    Our Sarah is a derp. The screenshots are just a glimpse into her derpness. The audio confirms it.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 AM

      And WKRP In Cincinnati's Turkeys Aweigh! :)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeCGURWzjwE

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    2. Anonymous7:54 AM

      7:10 here

      Thank you! I saw it when it aired. It's a gem and perfect here. So funny!

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    3. Anonymous7:55 AM

      As god as my witness, I thought Sarah Palin could speak a complete sentence.

      John McCain 2008

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    4. Anonymous10:53 AM

      Sorry, the 7:29 AM post was meant for LoveAndKnishes.

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  9. Anonymous7:16 AM

    Palin's expressions are part of her 'cutesy' routine and are fair game. Daddy ... "does it kick?"

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  10. Anonymous7:20 AM

    Will posting nicer pictures of Sarah make Bristol less of a slut?

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    1. Anonymous8:28 AM

      ummmmmm Hell No!

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    2. Anonymous10:45 AM

      Anonymous7:20 AM

      NO, Bristol will ALWAYS be knows for her "abstinance ways" LOL

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    3. Anonymous10:56 AM

      barstool made her "own" bed and now she has to lie on it...let's see...hmmm...i believe she dated more than hald of the wasilli boys...lol

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    4. Anonymous11:43 AM

      *half not hald. OOPS

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  11. Anonymous8:00 AM

    Sarah Palin is an idiot and is aging horribly. Cannot believe you got phone calls! She is no longer a pretty woman - inside or out.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and all that read this blog!

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  12. Anonymous8:03 AM

    Come on scary. Post your holiday video with your robe and slippers again, your wonky eye, your strange backgrounds. hahaha we own her....hahahaha You said it Gryphen once your hear you know to change the pic or accept the pic. hahaha

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  13. Anonymous8:08 AM

    The difference is Sarah's are not screen grabs, that's how she looks for minutes on end. In fact her videos show crazy face-making are a continuous phenomenon, as if she was sitting on a nest fire ants.

    Mildred

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  14. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Will posting nicer pictures of Sarah make her smarter or more compassionate?
    ROFLMAO

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  15. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Hey, it's your blog, so it's your screenshot choice. I think your screenshot selection is completely appropriate. After all, it's simply a visual representation of Sarah Palin's own words.

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  16. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Sarah Palin's problem is that when she talks, her facial expression is a mixture of outrage, comedy, and exaggerated reaction to what she just said. Her head moves around, her eyes dart around, and she doesn't seem to be able to control her own movements. Or, she is performing for her low-informaiton fans by rolling her eyes and doing comedy schtick. Therefore, it is hard to capture a moment where Sarah Palin does not look goofy.

    I haven't even mentioned her voice, which runs up and down and all over the place. For someone who once had the top political coaches dressing and grooming her for the 2008 election, Sarah hasn't learned anything from the experience. I doubt that she watches her own videos, or maybe that is the effect that she wants to put on display. Sarah makes it hard to believe that she took any classes in Journalism when she speaks and writes in those long, run-on sentences (best described as word salad). The professionals who regularly appear on TV don't move around as much as Sarah, and they don't make such weird facial movements. (Well, Michelle Malkin does, she makes herself look angry all the time).

    Sarah does not have very much going for her other than her looks, and now, her looks are fading. She knows that her weird style of talking attracts attention, and that is exactly what Sarah wants-- attention. Whether she does it on purpose or by accident, Sarah's life blood is provided by the spotlight. If someone tells her not to respond or say something, count on Sarah to launch another Sarah-as-victim, Blood Libel video. She can't help it. She really wants to be noticed.

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    1. Anonymous9:05 AM

      Narcissism at its finest.

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  17. Anonymous9:06 AM

    I find it highly amusing that the 4pees accuse of us of having Palin Derangement Syndrome (PDS). I mean, just look at her!

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  18. Cracklin Charlie9:26 AM

    I think I'm gonna steal that last pic for my Christmas cards!

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  19. Anonymous10:47 AM

    For Christmas, maybe they will include the "miracle" abstinance junker child on their cards. I can't wait.

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  20. Anonymous10:50 AM

    In truth, it is difficult not to capture Palin with some ridiculous, over-blown facial expression given her unflappable disposition as a hyperbolic schoolgirl.

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  21. Anonymous11:31 AM

    In the spirit of fairness, I once watched a video featuring miss sarah and intended to freeze the frame frequently to see how often she looked normal. Well, turned out that almost every "freeze" caught her in a tortured or unflattering expression.

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  22. Anonymous12:23 PM

    I can't listen to any of Palin's videos - hurts my ears and my brain if I do. I generally play the videos with no sound and randomly pause it to see the faces Palin makes. Gryphen shows great restraint in the pics he does post. Try it yourself, you'll see what I mean

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    1. Anonymous1:57 PM

      I do the same.
      She's so juvenile.
      Certainly not leadership material.

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  23. Anonymous1:23 PM

    Just saw this one from a commenter on RawStory and I don't think you have this one in your photo library, it's a doozy!

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1483/6413/original.jpg

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  24. Anonymous2:24 PM

    All you haters are jealous of the God given face that the most beautiful woman has. The face that Todd Palin is privileged to see.

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2014/11/sarah-palin-makes-list-of-gqs-least.html?m=1

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  25. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Anonymous2:24 PM Thanks for the laugh of the day! No doubt Todd sees $arah Shooters face and wants to apply the fine dice blade.

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  26. Anonymous3:23 PM

    Forget the trolls who can't deal with the horror that is seditious sarah!!! They are the best and show thd wendigo from wazilla in hed true light. No prayer sheuld is going to help bwahahahahahahha

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  27. Anita Winecooler4:50 PM

    Just ignore the feedbacks, your stills of the feedbags are ALWAYS perfect because she looks like that most of the time anyway. You've always had a knack for getting the perfect photos for your posts, not to mention the descriptions under them,

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