President Obama could not resist poking a little fun at the opposition while providing amnesty to Mac and Cheese, two potentially delicious undocumented main dishes.
Here is more from TPM:
This year he used the official pardoning ceremony as an opportunity to comment on and poke fun at the conservative backlash over his recent executive actions on immigration.
"I am here to announce what I'm sure will be the most talked about executive action this month," Obama said. "Today, I am taking an action fully within my legal authority, the same kind of action taken by Democrats and Republican presidents before me, to spare the lives of two turkeys, Mac and Cheese, from a terrible and delicious fate."
"They'll get to live out the rest of their days respectively at a Virginia estate with 10,000 acres of roaming space,” Obama continued. “I know some will call this amnesty."
Stupid tradition, but at least the President makes the most of it.
Rock on, Mr. President! For everything you have been called these last six years, I delight in every chess you have made, you marxist, socialist, anti-christ bastard with your ape wife daring people to eat healthy when we know you're funneling gay men into the Oval and don't give a shit how this country turns out because you hate us that much, "muslin" asshole, and how DARE you smoke a cigarette with Billy Joel. Shithead.
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DeleteJust trying to do my best c4p rant any day of the week. Should have read "chess move" because he really is that good and I laugh.
DeleteCould those skirts get any shorter? This from a former 60's mini-skirt gal.
ReplyDeleteThe girls look great, don't you fret 60's mini-skirt great-great-grandma.
DeleteThey look so adorable! What darling girls, I wonder if they will model? These girls have skills and knowledge....unlike the methzilla white trash...!
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DeleteCould those skirts get any shorter? This from a former 60's mini-skirt gal.
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Wow sarah! Just because the girl aren't preggo like YOURS were at age "Teen" how catty can you be?
Oh right...you are the queen h8'r! Fuck off!
At least they are not wearing "thong dresses"!
I wasn't criticizing the girls, honest. I hadn't seen any photos of them in quite a while and was surprised at how much they have matured. Not up on teen fashion, sorry. I'm very proud of our First Family and look forward to following the girls in their post-White House years.
DeleteI support my President in all he has accomplished while enduring the most racist congress and house in history!
ReplyDeleteThis comment reminds me, why oh why am I addicted to this site full of old weird people? Sigh.
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DeleteThis comment reminds me, why oh why am I addicted to this site full of old weird people? Sigh.
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look in the mirror OLD weirdo troll!
and fuck off also, too!
Now time for a replay of Palin's Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon. LOL. Glad we see so little of the Obama girls.They are being allowed to grow up outside the prying eyes of the press and the world. As it should be. I believe they will grow up to achieve great things for themselves, their family and the country.
ReplyDeleteI know this is a silly tradition, but this is where President Obama is at his best. Kind of like giving someone the finger without actually using a finger. It takes brains and practice, especially when dealing with these idiots every day.
ReplyDeleteThank the stars he pardoned Mac and Cheese. A certain ex governor of Alaska raised kids on nothing but cheerios and burnt mac and cheese, and any crumbs they could forage while she was out drooling over Ivana.
On a brighter note, the first girls have certainly grown with parameters and schooling, The first family and Mrs Robinson must be proud.