Well since I am feeling masochistic we might as well take peek at Sarah Palin's Facebook page. Hell, why not?

I always feel so bad for this poor bear.

Courtesy of the Wasilla Wendigo's Facebook page: 

Thank you, wise voters! (Well THAT'S questionable.) Tonight is a big victory for We the People! Credit is due to the victorious candidates. Your message to President Obama is undeniably received, though he'll try to ignore it. 

Now, new Republican Congressional majority in the House and Senate, please realize that Americans were not necessarily voting FOR any party; they were voting AGAINST the continued dysfunction and corruption in D.C. We the People were saying, “enough is enough” to the scandals, crony capitalism, and utter lack of leadership in Washington. (If she is celebrating a Republican victory why is she describing all of their faults?)

The Democrats got mauled today, deservedly so. To prohibit that from happening to the GOP in 2016, it must learn the lesson from the last time Republicans held the Senate majority. This time they must not retreat, and it's our responsibility to hold them accountable. Will they fight for reform that aligns with the limited government planks of the Republican platform, or will they return to the big government cronyism and status quo favored by the permanent political class? Will they drain the swamp or decide the D.C. cesspool is really just a jacuzzi they can't wait to jump on into and shake us off? (Eew, a D.C. jacuzzi filled with likes of Mitch McConnell, Joni Ernst, and John Boehner is a visual that I cannot stomach this early in the morning.)

If GOP leadership returns to business as usual, then this majority will be short lived, for We the People say, “once bitten, twice shy.”  (Somebody might want to remind her stupidness that most of HER endorsees fell by the wayside during the primaries, and that besides Joni Ernst the winners are all mostly establishment GOP types. By the way how IS Rob Maness doing in Louisiana?)

So, establishment types, remember that you didn’t build this! (But yeah they kind of did.) This majority that swept you into power tonight is thanks to the rank and file commonsense conservative grassroots. (If by "grassroots" she means Koch brother money, then she is correct.) That’s who built it. And they expect results. They deserve the best for America. 

Thank you, SarahPAC supporters. Congratulations, USA! God, please bless our future. 

 - Sarah Palin

Hang on, I just threw up a little in my mouth. 

If you visit Palin's Facebook page, and if you do remember to take your barf bag, you will see that the woman who does not think it is right to rub victory in the noses of the losers when HER folks lose, has a completely different point of view when her team emerges victorious.

If she shook her pom poms any harder one of them would undoubtedly fly out and take out somebody's eye.

Seriously is it too early to drink?

Oh wait, we have legalized marijuana now. Never mind.