Thursday, December 18, 2014

The Sportsman Channel is proud to announce that not only is the "Quitter-in-Chief" coming back for a second season but she will be joined by "Captain Poopy-Pants."

Courtesy of Variety:  

Former Alaska governor and GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin will return to the Sportsman Channel for the second season of her reality series, “Amazing America With Sarah Palinm” at 9 p.m. on Jan. 15. 

The series documents Palin as she travels the country to share stories with outdoor enthusiasts, craftsmen and other notable Americans. The Jan. 29 episode will feature rocker and outspoken conservative activist Ted Nugent, host of the Outdoor Channel’s “Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild.” 

“Ted Nugent is not only a rock ‘n’ roll icon, but a true American outdoorsman who practices what he preaches,” said Palin. “His outspoken candor regarding America and our civil liberties is a breath of fresh air. I’m so excited he’s joining me for an episode this season.” (Erp! That almost made me throw up in my mouth a little.)

Added Nugent, “Sarah Palin is a great American and a great friend to freedom lovers everywhere. She will go down in history as a strong, courageous freedom fighter for ‘We the People’ in this diabolical culture war. I am proud to stand with her.” (And that finished the job. Yuck!)


You know that phrase "You are judged by the company you keep?" Well in this case it is hard to tell whose reputation suffers more.

That is not all the company that Palin is getting this season either.

Season one co-host Jerry Carroll returns to the show with Palin, and 2006 Miss USA Tara Conner joins as a field co-host for the second season. 

Okay well we know that this Jerry Carroll guy supplies the personality that Palin is lacking, and Nugent provides the actual hunting knowledge. But what does this Tara Connor person bring to the table?

 Oh, now I get it. She brings the sex appeal that Palin is too old and used up to provide anymore.

If they are smart they will just give the show to the comedian and the pageant winner.

After all what exactly does Palin really have to offer these days?

Well it certainly isn't the sexy.

92 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:35 PM

    This is amusing. I wonder how many dents in the refrigerator this post will result in.

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    1. Anonymous10:51 PM

      Or how much bigger her tits will get.

      https://www.flickr.com/photos/23926026@N08/8696308921/

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    2. Anonymous3:12 AM

      dontcha mean Longer??? need to tighten up your brastraps. the old graymare just ain't what she used to b. duz old age Suck for you?

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    3. Anonymous12:36 PM

      that's her sexy duck look. But she should know that the duck people only like 13-year-olds & she's WAAAAY too old for the duck "commander"

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  2. Anonymous4:54 PM

    This makes me hoot! Hey, even the Pet Rock guy made millions. I'm not against people making money for whatever reason. It's just that, after being touted as she was for the second highest office in the land, "this" is where she ends up Talk about a celebutard!

    THIS is what she really wanted. The lights, the action, but OMG I can't stop giggling. Tara Conner? Was Teen South Carolina 2007 unavailable, or was that too much competition?

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    1. Anonymous6:08 PM

      okay let me get this straight.
      sportsman channel has a show called "amazing america with sarah palin" yet she has a comedian and a former miss usa winner hosting this show. am i correct thus far? if so, what exactly does the skank do besides show the world that she can't act her way thru a few seconds promo?

      btw-shania twain wants her boots back. suck it loser palin! you are really the biggest loser in the history of losers!

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    2. Sally in MI6:48 PM

      If it's like the 1st season, all she does is sit in front of a green screen and attempt to read the cur cards. Sarah doesn't actually do anything amazing in America except read for money.

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    3. Anonymous6:52 PM

      She sits in front of the green screen and narrates. You think that bitch is going to get her nails dirty?

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  3. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Sportsmans Channel actually called Scarah the First Lady Of The Outdoors, and they were trying to be serious.

    Of all 6 of the comments about her new show on their facebook page i liked this one the most,' The mistake that guy in the car made was that after he stopped and saw who it was he still let her in."

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    1. Anonymous9:20 PM

      The mistake that guy in the car made was that after he stopped and saw who it was he still let her in."
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      thanks for my laugh of the day!!

      By the way if I were Ms. Tara, I would be careful hanging out with Sarah when she is carrying a rifle, it might accidentally go off and oops there goes the competition.

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    2. Anonymous7:55 AM

      That is hilarious! Thank for posting.....

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  4. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn4:55 PM

    I'm sure that when the dizzy denizens of the Asylum see a pic of Sarah, they're imagining that the Lukewarm Mess looks exactly like the pageant winner in the yellow bikini.

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  5. Anonymous5:03 PM

    No wonder Sarah has been starving herself and blowing up her bra. She's going to be compared to Tara Connor (whoever the hell that is).

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    1. Sally in MI6:46 PM

      She was Miss USA and found to be a drug user and alcoholic, but Trump forgave her and gave her a 'second chance.' Yes, Miss USA is a bigger joke and Sarah Palin's prancing around with a flute pretending to be a musician.

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    2. Anonymous8:34 PM

      Sorry, but Miss USA is smoking hot, which is pretty much her job, and she appears to be doing a bang up job.

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    3. Anonymous11:26 PM

      She's 29 years old, and if her only goal in life is to 'look hot,' well, I feel sorry for her in another 10 years when the drug use and bad living catches up to her, and she has nothing left. Trump doesn't keep these girls around very long, and Palin really doesn't like competition.

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    4. 6:46 And so is sarahy a drug user and alcoholic.

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    5. Anonymous4:12 AM

      Fake tits = not sexy

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    6. Anonymous7:41 AM

      She's 29, a beauty pageant winner, and the only gig she can get is field reporter for Sarah Palin's crappy show on a z-list network? We should feel sorry for her.

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    7. Anonymous8:02 AM

      Don't feel sorry for her. She will marry very very rich and do just fine in life.

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    8. Anonymous1:52 PM

      $arah 2.0

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  6. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Spit lol

    Who's the swamp lady in red?

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  7. Anita Winecooler5:10 PM

    The nuge has more practice in hand placement with his big gun, but Sarah comes in a close second, gotta give credit where credit is due! The problem is you could blow both of them to the ground with one breath. She's starting to morph into Olive Oyl.
    Ted Nugent is "iconic"? In what respect, charlie?

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  8. Anonymous5:12 PM

    I never noticed before but ole sarah is flipping everybody the bird in that last photo. Class act huh?

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    1. Anonymous5:32 PM

      I loved it in the video where he tried to ask her questions about the brawl, and the normally cutesie "Hi, I'm Sarah," turned into the "I cannot get in this vehicle fast enough and get outta here" silent treatment. How many days was it until they came forth with their official lying version of the event?

      Yeah, you're all that, hoochie mama.

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  9. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Since when has Ted Nugent been a rock and roill icon?

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    1. Anonymous5:26 PM

      He flat out isn't. They're trying to get someone, anyone to watch.

      Sarah 2016
      HOOHAH and she proves it daily.

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    2. Anonymous5:31 PM

      since never

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  10. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Why are her sagging inflatables under her arms, and is Sarah the oldest in the top photo? Or is that Sally Heath in the top photo?

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  11. Anonymous5:27 PM

    http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/The-Truth-About-Beauty-Queen-Tara-Conner

    uH OH SCARAH

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  12. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Odd question...

    I haven't looked at the postings on C4P in ages... several months. So today, I popped over there to see if it's still operational (Spoiler: Barely. Apparently, only a tiny handful of people still cling to it).

    Anyway, I clicked on several posts, and I don't see that "Brianus Berkelyanus", or whatever his moniker is, anywhere. I used to get such a kick out of his nonsensical, rambling posts about sarah and how she was on a mission from god or some such crazy talk.

    So whatever happened to him? Maybe I just didn't find any of his posts... but I often wondered if he wasn't just a troll, posting that crazy shit to make the site look more deranged than it actually is (if that's possible).

    Anyone know?

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    1. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Oh, he's there, just not as often. He's hooked up with some chick that goes by MES, and their "love you MORE" ish to each other is puke worthy. Like you're back in junior high. Blecch.

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    2. Anonymous6:04 AM

      which brings up, Where's Beldar???

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    3. Anonymous6:31 AM

      Beldar is surely busy living life vibrantly, and with the holiday season, also too. He had a low-key cameo appearance a couple of days ago.

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  13. Anonymous5:31 PM

    A man.

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  14. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Hubris sometimes comes as an avalanche, but it starts with a pebble here or there starting to roll.
    I hope Sarah and Ted enjoy these times. They won't last forever.
    M from MD

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  15. Anonymous6:01 PM

    I'm betting Palin doesn't care Nugent called blacks "Mongrels". Maybe she didn't get the memo in her daily Reichwing briefing.

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    1. Anonymous6:11 PM

      If she doesn't care he's a child molester do you think she cares what he calls people...PFT!
      NO....she'll even have her kids around this monster...

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    2. Anonymous6:35 PM

      I bet palin joins the chorus and I bet she calls them worse than that...nothing surprises me from that evil woman

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    3. Anonymous6:43 PM

      She's had all the creepos handle her offspring..let's see, we have nugent, Roberts, Limbaugh....etc etc etc..so I've doubt she's bothered by name-calling from the nugent creep

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    4. Anonymous6:44 PM

      Even animals protect their young from predators, but this woman only cares about protecting her grift.

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    5. Anonymous6:50 PM

      She let Limbaugh touch Willow and Piper and we KNOW what HE is!

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    6. Anonymous10:57 PM

      6:50 PM No worries, Limbaugh likes Dominican Boys.

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    7. Anonymous5:46 AM

      10:57 PM, that's what I was alluding to. What loving mother would put their girls within arms reach of such a pig? The creepier they are, the better she likes 'em.

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  16. Anonymous6:05 PM

    You know what -- I'm 60+, look every day of it, and even if I was firm and taut enough to wear a bikini, my great big long horrible looking hysterectomy (thanks to uterine cancer) scar would preclude it for fear of scaring little children. I really -- and I mean REALLY -- don't need to see Tara Conner flaunting her perfect body here of all places and reminding me of how awful I look now. (That said, yes I know it is your blog and it's your prerogative to post her picture... but it just really rubbed me the wrong way.)

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    1. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Perfect? Looks anorexic to me. My husband would shout "EAT SOMETHING" in her general direction.

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    2. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Aw, don't let it get to you. I'm 57 and look a good ten years older for what life has dealt me. Look at all the work Her Heinous has had done. These type of people are into themselves and their looks are all they have. Inside, they are nothing.

      Remember when she was sitting in the high chair throne in her house, and Tawd let those two Jewish guys in to pay their respects and "kiss the ring?" Good GOD, what kind of loser lives for that adulation? SHE does, and that is why you will always outshine her. She a vacuous DOLT.

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    3. Sally in MI6:44 PM

      She's the one that Trump 'forgave' for underage drinking and drug use, and for kissing Miss Teen USA on the mouth. Sounds like a great role model for the Palin alcoholics.

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    4. Anonymous4:10 AM

      Yeah, she was so perfect her had her mammary glands artificially enhanced. Those puppies look like they are about to pop. Don't see the attraction. Bigger is NOT always better.

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    5. Anonymous6:31 AM

      Don't feel bad, that photo is heavily Photoshopped.

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    6. Anonymous7:58 AM

      6:17, that is right before he locks himself in the bathroom with his laptop.

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    7. Anonymous8:35 AM

      When I first saw the top photo, I thought, "wow, for all the plastic surgery Sarah's had, she is really looking bad!!" She's looking worse than me, and I've had NO plastic surgery.

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  17. Great photo contrast, that's gotta hurt!

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  18. Anonymous6:10 PM

    something about conservatives and pedophiles always go and-in-hand. So they now have 12-year-old lover and 13-year-old lover (Nugent & Robertson) teaming up with quitter hoohah...............

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  19. Anonymous6:11 PM

    Love it! Shitter and the quitter.bwahahaha

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  20. Anonymous6:41 PM

    i'm conflicted...I can't make up my mind on which is my favorite palin photo....so difficult..LOL

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  21. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Tawd looks like he just ripped a fart. creepy lookin motherfucker aint he?

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  22. Anonymous7:20 PM

    So at least Ted finally defined "We The People" for us. Just as I suspected the phrase alludes to the unwashed, uneducated, "rill Americans" that use their home arsenals to slaughter innocent animals for fun and sport, and also too send Mrs. Palin all their couch change. I somehow don't think that's what The Founders envisioned.

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  23. Shooting Bunnies7:21 PM

    Maybe Nugent (SNL "Oops I Pooped my pants) will accidentally shoot Palin ala Cheney in the face.

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  24. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Shitter and Quitter....LOL LOL LOL

    BTW:Wonkette's latest report on Screech's TV channel says $he put in 22 minutes of new footage for the month of December. LOL also too!

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  25. Anonymous7:35 PM

    An article on this appeared in the Anchorage paper today and the majority of the comments about Palin were negative. I think she sets folks up to write positive things about her, to counter the negative, much like she did as quitter governor!

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    1. Anonymous4:07 AM

      Of course she does, and it always sounds like one person is doing all the writing.

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  26. Anonymous7:50 PM

    Girl Friend: your dark framed glasses are doin' you no favors. Make u look 10 yrs older, and uglier.

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    1. Anonymous8:39 PM

      She watched Bad Teacher way too many times. Lol

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  27. Anonymous7:58 PM

    Cheetah444 Riley4Palin • 11 hours ago
    I've said this before, but if Sarah does decide to run, she'll get a lot of votes from low-info voters simply because she's cool!
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    That's what we've been sayin' for years, p-bot! That's exactly the reason all you old fogies follow her around drooling. Who else would think she's hot??

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  28. Anonymous8:11 PM

    I'm truly nervous for Tara to be around Palin. Tara fell down the slippery slope and eventually hit full on alcoholism. But you know what her daytime vice was? Hydrocodone.

    And as Sarah says...no such thing as coincidences.

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  29. Anonymous8:18 PM

    Hey HOOHAH! You're pathetic. You look like a desperate truck stop hooker in your promo. HOOHAH!

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  30. Anonymous8:25 PM

    I don't understand the programing of pairing Sarah with the younger, prettier beauty pageant winner. Maybe we'll be treated to a cat fight. The younger, prettier one might have the edge. Sarah should be looking over her shoulder from now on. I got when she had two guys out there in the field, but a hot looking babe-- watch out Sarah, she's prettier than your daughters. Just sayin'.

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  31. "She will go down in history as a strong, courageous freedom fighter for ‘We the People’ in this diabolical culture war. I am proud to stand with her.”
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    That is some fine and constipated ego right there.

    No, Nugent, you talentless, pants-pooping, draft-dodging, child-molesting loser, you will not go down in history as anything but a very minor footnote. Your seditious buddy Palin will herself be nothing but a minor footnote, both in USA history and as a late-night comedy laughingstock.

    Neither of you ever have or ever will contribute anything of value to this country.

    President Obama, on the other hand, will be known to history as a great President.

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  32. Anonymous8:35 PM

    THE SHITTER AND THE QUITTER

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  33. Anonymous8:46 PM

    No that old man in red is no where near sxy. Lol. Some old goat that Elaine Bennis drew eyebrows on.

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  34. Anonymous9:04 PM

    UGH.

    http://www.nationaljournal.com/politics/carly-fiorina-hiring-for-presidential-campaign-20141218

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    1. Anonymous10:34 PM

      Yay, more Demon Sheep commercials ;-)

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  35. Anonymous10:33 PM

    They should change the name of the show to "The Hottie and The Nottie".

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    1. PalinsHoax5:04 AM

      Let's also throw in Snottie, based on the Ol' Snot-Nosed One taking care of her nose, then not washing her hands, while pretending to bake an apple pie.

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  36. Anonymous10:49 PM

    MOMS, DADS, WIVES, DAUGHTERS, SONS, RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS

    DO YOU SEE YOUR SON, HUSBAND, DADDY, UNCLE , RELATIVE OR NEIGHBOR'S NAME BELOW?

    BUT BEFORE WE GET TO THOSE NAMES, LET'S FIRST SEE WHAT DRIVES OUR SARAH FROM ALASKA.

    What does a 60 year old granny with a bad case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder do to get attention?


    Narcissistic Personality Disorder 
    (NPD) is a Cluster B personality disorder in which a person is excessively preoccupied with personal adequacy, power, prestige and vanity, mentally unable to see the destructive damage they are causing to themselves and to others in the process. It is estimated that this condition affects one percent of the population.[

    VANITY:
    So how does Sarah Palin feed her vanity?

    Well she posts pictures of herself on the side of some desolate dusty road with her thumb up asking you to take her for an imaginary ride.

    Sarah is wearing her Sunday best false breasts, cowgirl boots, jeans with her leg lifted up so high that America's dirty old men can see her old aging crotch.

    Here are some of Sarah Palin’s dirty old facebook perverts who would drink Sarah's bath water.
    Here are their thoughts:

    Jason Helton
    I would love to give her a ride

    Filemon Guerrero
    I surely pick up a pretty hiker like this one.

    Floyd Gills
    I would give her a ride Go America

    Reynaldo Franco DeLeon
    She's hot !;-)

    Anthony DeGregorio
    Damn she's hot

    Don W Shicks
    She can hunt on my land anytime

    Rob Carnell
    Hot!

    Pete Mascorro
    you gotta be the hottest looking gal on tv today!

    NEEDY SARAH PALIN

    Sarah Palin's Facebook is nothing more than Sarah Palin seeking attention. Attention that Sarah Palin seeked but America took away from her in 2008

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    1. Anonymous11:29 PM

      The weird part to me is that she doesn't care that many of these comments have a misogynistic overtone and hearken back to a time when women were not treated as equals. I guess when using sex to get attention one doesn't expect to receive anything but this questionable kind of praise but damn, show a little self respect.

      It just further proves that she's got nothing between her ears and is using the only thing she has to further her career. Regardless of the humor that it would provide, at least we can be happy that she's left her political aspirations by the wayside to cash in the only way she's qualified to, and that won't last much longer because she is getting up there in age.

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    2. Anonymous11:57 PM

      If these are real people these fellers are the dimmest of the dim. The modus operandi of her 'organization' is to attract and fleece fools of this type. These comments remind me of the 'Rah Rah Sarah' comments you would see in the ADN years ago.

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    3. Anonymous12:21 AM

      One other thing, I wouldn't be surprised if those comments were originating out of some New Zealand entity paid to pump her brand up. Her entire public persona is a chimera. It always has been. The truth is Sarah is an enormously inept and unaccomplished person. Scullery maid is above her pay grade.

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    4. Anonymous5:43 AM

      11:29 PM, she LIVES for that stuff. All that winkin' and lip lickin' she does is on purpose. It's what happens when you're the family pass around pack. That she's way too old for it doesn't even cross her mind. She mentally never left junior high.

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    5. Anonymous7:05 AM

      and you know 99% of these drooling, rascal-riding lechers haven't had an erection since the 90's.

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  37. Anonymous10:52 PM

    Where's her wedding ring? In Splitsville?

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  38. Anonymous1:54 AM

    I will shirley vote for Presidentess Palin. And don't call me hoohah.

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  39. The decorations look as tacky as they do. Do any of them bathe?

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  40. Anonymous5:10 AM

    Poor Ol' Sally Sandusk looks dirty & sweaty in the first.

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  41. Anonymous8:28 AM

    They're laughing at her:



    looks like the opening scene of a cheap porno. "You cummin"

    Not a high quality porno mind you, but a cheap one


    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/season-2-of-amazing-america-with-sarah-palin-is-happening-with-ted-nugent/

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  42. Anonymous8:57 AM

    GOD, TODD, TRACK, BRISTOL, WILLOW, PIPER, TRIG, WASILLA, ANCHORAGE, ALASKA, AMERICA AND BARACK HAVE YOU BEEN READING THE COMMENTS ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE? EVERYBODY THINKS I'M STILL HOT AND THEY WANNA RIDE ME

    ROBERT CARROLL
    please LET ME FIND HER ON SIDE OF THE ROAD OH YEAH i WILL GIVE HER A RIDE

    JEFF VOGELPOHL
    One hot momma.

    JOE CARREON
    Gorgeous

    BYRON DAVIS
    hot lady

    JON PARKER
    Wanna ride?

    JESSE BUTLER
    Yep, that's the one Ma'am. Your an absolute goddess. That's your strength. And hey, its ok for the male voters to have a nice menu to look at without being able to order or eat 


    DIESEL FUEL
    MEOW!!!

    RICK PURDOM
    I'd stop and pick you up! Lol

    BRETT NICHOLS III
    I would definitely pick up that hitchhiker!!


    ANOTHER SYMPTOM OF NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER:

    ATTENTION SEEKING:
    Excessive attempts to attract and be the focus of the attention of others; admiration seeking.

    OH SARAH PALIN THAT IS DEFINITELY YOU, ATTENTION SEEKER.

    LOOK AT ME STRANDED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH MY TIGHT RED TOP AND STORE BOUGHT BREASTS.

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  43. Anonymous12:34 PM

    How very presidential for a middle-aged un-showered woman to go & get implants and spread her legs for the public to smell in the middle of the road.
    BTW. I see Willow got the chin implant as well. This family is not just fake in every way.

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  44. Anonymous12:37 PM

    is that old Sally Sandusky posing with the predator.

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  45. Anonymous3:14 PM

    He has been Captain Poopy Pants so long that he should have been promoted to Major Poopy Pants by now.

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