Sarah Palin finally responds to the criticism for letting Trig stand on a dog. Gee, took long enough.

Courtesy of the PESTA's (Pathetic Ethically Stunted Teabagger Agitator) Facebook page:  

Dear PETA, 

Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog. 

Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the Year”, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee’d up when she posted this sweet picture? (Warning, takes you to the Sea O' Pee.)Hypocritical, much? 

Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat? (The exact quote appearing in "Dreams from my Father" was, "With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chili peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy)." Doesn't really sound like he enjoyed it.)

Aren’t you the double-standard radicals always opposing Alaska’s Iditarod – the Last Great Race honoring dogs who are born to run in wide open spaces, while some of your pets “thrive” in a concrete jungle where they’re allowed outdoors to breathe and pee maybe once a day? (http://iditarod.com/ http://www.irondog.org/) 

(Actually 142 dogs have perished in the Iditarod since the beginning of the race. But thanks to the intervention of PETA and other animal rights groups the dogs are cared for much better and the death rate is almost nonexistent now.)

Aren’t you the same herd that opposes our commercial fishing jobs, claiming I encourage slaying and consuming wild, organic healthy protein sources called “fish”? (I do.) 

Aren’t you the same anti-beef screamers blogging hate from your comfy leather office chairs, wrapped in your fashionable leather belts above your kickin’ new leather pumps you bought because your celebrity idols (who sport fur and crocodile purses) grinned in a tabloid wearing the exact same Louboutins exiting sleek cowhide covered limo seats on their way to some liberal fundraiser shindig at some sushi bar that features poor dead smelly roe (that I used to strip from our Bristol Bay-caught fish, and in a Dillingham cannery I packed those castoff fish eggs for you while laughing with co-workers about the suckers paying absurdly high prices to party with the throw away parts of our wild seafood)? I believe you call those discarded funky eggs “caviar”.  (You know I may be reading too much into this, but I don't think she likes PETA very much.)


Yeah, you’re real credible on this, PETA. A shame, because I’ll bet we agree on what I hope is the true meaning of your mission – respecting God’s creation and critters. 

Our pets, including Trig’s best buddy Jill Hadassah, are loved, spoiled and cared for more than some people care for their fellow man whose politics may not mesh with nonsensical liberally failed ways or don’t fit your flighty standards. (WTF?)

Jill is a precious part of our world. So is Trig.

Precious Trig, preciously choking the crap out of another precious Palin family pet.

- Sarah Palin

Oooh, somebody's in a snit.

You know perhaps Palin missed the part where a whole shit ton (My daughter's phrase.) of her fan base called her out for animal cruelty as well.

I deem this her Puppy-Libel response.

And I kind of think it will have a similar result.