Courtesy of Wonkette:
Here’s what Sarah Palin thinks the McDonald’s ad should have said. Please keep in mind that this is ostensibly a scripted video.
"The last screen of the McDonald’s ad says ‘Choose Lovin’.’ Maybe it should add, ‘Yeah, choose lovin’, but c’mon, be smart, choose leaders that don’t cripple the economy, won’t penalize businesses, they can trust you, the business owner, and the worker, that you won’t cause unemployment to keep skyrocketing to the degree that people can’t afford Chicken McNuggets off that 99-cent menu.’ "
Wonkette called that bit "glorious" which if you are attempting to demonstrate how moronic this woman is certainly seems accurate.
What I noticed is that Palin borrowed liberally from the ad, which considering her own frustration over people borrowing her content, seems a tad hypocritical.
I also noticed that she had on her Nancy Reagan costume, in an attempt to convince her three subscribers that she is a serious person. Hah, good luck with that!
It also never seems to dawn on Palin that the reason McDonald's is having problems with sales is due to pink slime, self inflicted controversy, and concerns over the nutritional value of their product.
Blaming it on the President is the kind of stretching of the facts that the conservatives are famous for, and that Palin relies on to keep her name in the limelight.
It would be like me blaming Sarah Palin for John McCain's skin cancer. (Wait....nah!)
I actually saved this post for this morning, since yesterday we focused on the Iowa speech, and the fallout that followed.
Which just goes to show that there will always be something stupid that Palin says that can be used to illustrate her ignorance.
Sometimes I'm not sure if that's a good thing because it means that she is continuing down the road of self destruction, or a bad thing becasue it indicates that she is not yet completely destroyed.
She is getting nuttier all the time. What is she actually trying to say. She is past denial of what America thinks of her. All these new adds are a waste of time and a waste of her Pac money.
ReplyDeleteThis woman needs help before we see more targets......
she is losing her mind because she knows the feds are closing in...and no one can save her...or will anymore...
Deleteit's called burning your bridges...and their still on fire!
like that hope for heros building...insurance write off...
Since you are sooooo worried aout poor McDonald's, when can we expect to see your photo op campaign stop there? Does this mean you're cutting Taco Bell and Chic-fil-A loose to fend for themselves? Since hard workin' Bristol has time to work full time for a doctor, plus travel all over the world, maybe she can take on a few hours a week flippin' burgers too
ReplyDeleteThere is even more fallout today and it's not from liberals! Conservatives are RIPPING her. She is an embarrassment and a joke but her stupid thick head doesn't get it yet.
ReplyDeleteThis little bit of hers using the McDonalds ad, is her doubling down on the stupid. It's completely void of fact.
Keep going Sarah! Thanks for helping the Democrats!!!
Please please run in 2016.
Bloomberg has a mock "campaign" commercial about Sarah. It is a hoot.
DeleteHer McDonald's thang was likely done before the Iowa mess. $he has been noticeably quiet since then, eh? Not even issuing $alvos from behind the safety of her Facebook bunker.
The GOP is intent in taking this Adderall-addled (face) boob out - no way do they want $creech taking away any attention from serious pols.
Someone has been keeping the Facebook deal going. I don't think it is her.
DeleteThe GOP will only be able to redeem themselves if they take her out the right way.
Just getting rid of her to save their own face will not work out for them.
There are many matters to correct. They will also look like scum to have used the old drunk/addict/eating disorder thang and not confront all that. Pretending it was a one time drunk speech will make them look like even bigger liars.
They really must fess up even if it means throwing John McCain under the bus.
Note how he is standing up and supporting her now. That alone says plenty about him.
I've not seen John McCain verbally support Palin in a long time. Do you have proof or a source that shows him recently doing so? Think he knows it's best to keep his mouth shut!
DeleteYesterday her worker bee put up a pile of old photos and said
Delete"ADDED 10 NEW PHOTOS"
Desperation much?
~ snark ~ Note how he is standing up and supporting her now. ~ snark ~
DeleteJohn McCain's silence is deafening. How about Meghan? Cat got her tongue?
She can always block people and turn into a hard nose authoritarian since they don't want to face the music about what they did and are doing.
It's not going away.
John Stewart take down of Palin. The man's a genius.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.salon.com/2015/01/27/jon_stewart_mocks_sarah_palins_rambling_and_incoherent_iowa_freedom_summit_speech/
That was hilarious. I laughed so hard I was on the floor.
DeleteYup. I was also simply cracking up. What is she now trying to be: a black woman with 'we be talkin'...'? I guess part of that transformation is already taking place with her making her botoxed lips even fuller - just like a stereotypical image of a black woman.
DeleteEarth to PayMe: ANY black woman - however uneducated she might be, and however much 'shine' she might have imbibed - speaks more eloquently than you do! (And that is the end of me trying to stereotype black women!)
To 8:24,
DeleteI don't know any black women who say , "We be talkin.'" Your racism is clearly showing. Sarah Palin speaks that way because she lives in a world of white people who also speak that way. Most white people, including Sarah Palin, have no REAL intimate knowledge of the varied and multilayered lives of black people, hence the reliance on hackneyed, offensive stereotypes.
Please don't blame Sarah Palin's ignorance on black people. We had nothing to do with her creation.
Dear anonymous 8:39,
DeleteAlthough I do not speak for all whites, please accept my apologies for the post at 8:24. It certainly offended me! I don't know if it was meant to start crap or just poorly thought out, but from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry that people can be so ugly.
Dear 9:03, I appreciate the sentiment. However, I am still infuriated that Palin's failings, stupidity, duplicity, and depravity are pawned off as black character traits. Palin is white. Her character flaws and behavior are a creation of whiteness. No black person could be so ill-educated, with a pregnant teenage daughter, children by every man under the sun, and still expect to be singled out to be a vice presidential candidate. But a white person can. Palin, because she is white, has been able to get away with lying about her "son's" parentage and her educational background. If anything, white people should be looking in the mirror and doing a lot of soul searching. Palin, Steven King, Trump, Huckabee, etc., all of these people are white. And all of them benefit from white privilege and white supremacy. Therefore, foisting Palin on black women as though we're responsible for her nonsense and ridiculousness lets McCain, Wallace, the GOP, the tea party, Fox News, and everyone else in that realm off the hook.
DeleteI liked the comment John Stewart said about Sarah's brown hair. It looked very mousy to me and the black shirt! So very ugly! The black-rimmed glasses just look lame. Is she trying to look ugly? Good freakin' lord, Sarah, get a freakin fashion consultant for cryin' out loud!! Red's your color, not black with mousy brown wig hair!
Delete12:51 Well stated. Compare the classy Obamas with the trashy PayMe family. No comparison, they are worlds apart. I am white, but know many black ladies who could outshine PayMe on any given day of the week. $carah is nothing but a white trash money grubbing grifter who has raised her kids in her image. Lazy, no work ethics, just grift and live off OPM.
DeleteShe is delusional.Outside of IM I do not open any articles that have anything to do with the palins.She made her bed.She can soil herself and sleep in it. She is doomed to die old,ugly and alone. Go to Hell sarah , you have certainly earned it.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, destroying Palin is at odds with the joy of watching as she has slowly become a laughingstock the last few years. I want her to become a standard bearer on D list television. When is she going on QVC to sell big old ugly jewelry to her
ReplyDeletesad and frightened target Fox audience calling in who "just luvvvved her 2008 speech?
Look at her. She washed her face, put on a grifted dress from McCain's campaign, piled up her hair like its 2008 . And the only thing missing is her rubbing the klan base in large auditoriums and humiliating her pregnant teen daughter.
Sometimes I can't even laugh at her anymore she is so sad. She is becoming Bette Davis' character in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. You have to wonder about the crowd that encouraged her---now laughs at her behind her back.
I love that she thinks dressing up in adult clothes (like a five year old pretending) then parrots ad copy to punch at a man who thinks about her as much as he does dirt on his soles of his shoes.
well said, angela
Deleteangela6:46 AM
DeleteExactly, she reminds me of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane." Why can't see see it. Why isn't her KKKlan telling her she's gone too far. tsk tsk tsk
Who is Sarah's Blanche? Shouldn't they be worried?
DeleteSometimes I can't even laugh at her anymore she is so sad..........
DeleteThat is happening to me.
Who is Sarah's Blanche? Why that would be Todd and the kids that she holds hostage. She is the only one bringing in money, so they don't dare put her where she belongs.
DeleteShe did humiliate her daughter. Somethings never change.
DeleteFrom her speech -
"SPEAKING OF BRISTOL, MAYBE YOU HAVE SEEN HER IN THE NEWS RECENTLY. PHOTOS OF HERBERT POSTED. THEY WERE CANDID PHOTOS OF HER, JUST NOTHING ON BUT LEATHER. BEAUTIFUL LEATHER. "
9:39, after reading the transcript, I had to watch that part of the speech to believe it. The transcript did miss something, though--she said something like, "Speaking of Bristol, my family..." that was supposed to segue into Jill being a family member. It fell totally flat, and from her facial expressions she was savoring the idea that people thought she was talking about naked Bristol wearing only leather. I know there is a strong case that Sarah was sexually abused, but this made me wonder whether she sexually abused her own kids. It would never cross my mother's mind to talk about a dog in that kind of sexually suggestive way, let alone to link my name to it, let alone to do so publicly. She would gnaw off her own tongue first.
DeleteTo quote Betty White "Oh, that poor bitch. I mean the dog" Not $carah or Bristles??
DeleteBristol on her Patheo site is the only person on earth publically defending her, not even Todd.
ReplyDeleteWhat we are seeing is her melt down and it is not going to be pretty. She knows she is done...
Sarah NEVER knows when she is done. She'll be done when either she collapses, or the men in white coats come to drag her away. Haha hoho hee heee.
DeleteNancy, not Bristol.
DeleteI don't know.
DeleteI don't think she has any self-awareness at all.
I'll bet she thinks she did a swell job giving that speech and in her mind she's on an upswing.
And this McDonalds thing... euch.
Who has such dumb ideas, and actually SAYS them out loud?
Stoned people and plain old delusional people, that's who.
7:25 Am So damned funny! I was singing the 'haha hoho hee hee portion of your message!
DeleteIt isn't actually Bristol. Nancy works for the brand. So it comes back to Sarah is the Bristol Blog. Sarah is defending Sarah.
DeletePeople are laughing at her for that also.
Walgreens: Paging Sarah, paging Sarah Palin, the short bus is here and it's time for you to leave. Stewart gold.
DeleteI think the only reason other cons have tolerated her is because she will attack Presiden Obama in ways they like, but don't want to look so idiotic. Sarah is also a great one for cons to keep disinformation alive and well like her dear friend Rush Limbaugh. Not that it is Sarah who is able to resume her Facebook posts, but someone put this up "Condolences to family and friends of Kit Carson." Who cares? Chuckturds?
ReplyDeleteThe condolences to Rush Limbaugh's long time employee was a jab at Rush for not being loyal to her. He did not defend her speech on his show yesterday. She is getting her digs in, in a passive/agressive way.
DeleteWill the FB monitor respond to this one? lol
DeleteSarah Palin Slips into Self-Parody
Her recent performance in Iowa should disqualify her from any role in the GOP going forward.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/397238/sarah-palin-slips-self-parody-charles-c-w-cooke
ridiculous rhetoric. Her 34-minute routine was delivered in her usual irritating wannabe folksy cadence and filled with her customary caustic one-liners and incoherence. The only difference this time is that conservatives appear to have tired of her shtick.
Your linked article is extremely important because it says everything we have all been saying for years.
DeleteIt's from one of the most conservative , tea party writers at NRO.
It's a glorious read. Especially because it's from the far right.
Scott Conroy at realclearpolitics also threw Palin under the bus.
He wrote that she ( and Trump ) should never again be included
with serious presidential contenders.
Conroy was used by Palin in September to spread their bogus version of the brawl - " The Palin Family's Side Of The Anchorage Brawl ".
When Cooke and Conroy are finally, finally sick of Palin ...we should check to see if pigs are flying.
OTOH Fox will probably double down on her appearances.
Having been mercilessly and unjustly pilloried by the media throughout the 2008 campaign, Sarah Palin had a clear choice in its aftermath: She could sober up and prove the buggers wrong, or she could collapse into ignominious pasquinade. Sadly, she chose the latter. The rest of us should choose to move on.
Deletehttp://www.nationalreview.com/article/397238/sarah-palin-slips-self-parody-charles-c-w-cooke
What. The. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteShe really is intellectually disabled, isn't she? Holy shit.
She is and will always be Senator John McCain's energy expert and what is he doing to ensure his bond with her continues?
DeleteAll either of them will do is lie about their relationship. Even when they are silent it is a lie.
Speak up you creepy old man, speak up about your energy expert.
My husband was watching Jon Stewart with me last night while he worked on a project. He ignores Palin, but I told him to pay attention - that she's obviously on something. Hubby is in the medical field - his jaw dropped watching her - "yep, she's on something alright"
DeleteMcCain had his staff in the meth capital of Alaska right away. They knew about Palin's energy expertise.
DeleteWhy did the FBI bust Sherry Johnston?
IF sarah palin harps on. President Obama this much for denying her the VP, imagine how much rage she will have for Hillary for becoming the first female POTUS?
ReplyDeleteHillary Clinton would/could turn Sarah Palin into mincemeat! Damn, but I hope she runs (Mrs. Clinton, that is!). Know she'll be elected as the Republicans have no one that can compete with her.
Delete7:56, have your heard Koch's are going to spend $899 million in 2016? Cheap bastards! Why don't they just make it a cool billion? I don't trust the voters of this country to see through the Kochs and their propaganda. Just sayin'.
DeleteHehehe...the DNC was kind enough to thank her for her speech. They appreciated her speech.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of profound ignorance, this has to be seen to be believed.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/questionable-characters-to-join-jindal-rally-388560963701
Cindy Jacobs, self proclaimed prophet and raiser of the DEAD, is appearing with Bobby Jindal in a blatant attempt to pander to the most extreme religious right.
Rachel Maddow covers this in great detail with video clips as evidence of this madness.. Featured are Cindy Jacobs, along with the vicious Christian Taliban nutcase named Bryan Fischer.
These are the people who want a theocracy in the USA
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/questionable-characters-to-join-jindal-rally-388560963701
With her prophetic abilities, no reason to vote....obviously Jindal, from the party of Stupid, is a shoe in. Not even the Supremes can overrule GOD!
DeleteSpeaking of blind absolute ignorance check out this O/T video segment from Rachel Maddow's recent show
ReplyDeletehttp://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/questionable-characters-to-join-jindal-rally-388560963701
Cindy Jacobs, a self proclaimed prophet and raiser of the DEAD is appearing with Bobby Jindal in a Christian rally to kick off a pander to the extreme religious right.
This rally is of course sponsored by the American Family thugs, whose spokesman Bryan Fischer is evidently appearing as well.
This segment is a must see to understand exactly what the Christian Taliban is up to, and the level of ignorance they possess.
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/questionable-characters-to-join-jindal-rally-388560963701
Is this Jindal's big prayer rally? I think they are supposed to pray that his dead Presidential campaign comes to life...bet it's as successful as when Fischer was in Texas with Perry praying to end the drought a few years' back.
DeleteTake a stroll over to Michael Moore's facebook and read the comments to see what real danger Palin has instigated with her FU poster. She definitely needs to shut up!
ReplyDeleteLarry Wilmore dove head first into the American Sniper debate last night, bringing together a panel that included one of the film’s sharpest critics, Matt Taibbi, as well as real-life Special Ops sniper Nicholas Irving. But first, he broke down the controversy for his audience, asking if Chris Kyle is “an asshole or a hero.”
DeleteNoting that Clint Eastwood’s movie has already taken in over $200 million at the box office, Wilmore said, “That the cost of like 40 seconds of the actual Iraq War!”
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/hero-or-asshole-larry-wilmore-takes-on-american-sniper-controversy/
Wilmore doesn't take movies that serious. He needs to focus on the fans reactions and is it a help or a hindrance in dealing with facts.
Sarah, you're too obvious. Your infatuation and obsession with President Obama is way out of hand.
ReplyDeleteThe entire world can see that you have nothing on your mind but the president. You eat, breath, dream, etc., about him 24/7.
Give it up woman. you're deteriorating as a result of this unhealthy obsession. Just look at you. SMH
Who can blame Palin? Did you see how handsome the President was at the SOTU the other night?! I think that Sarah thinks the President was talking privately to her. And that smile when he said he won both of 'em. That probably just melted lovesick Sarah's pea pickin' heart.
DeleteYou betcha! Sarah Palin running for president is a great thing for America
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/27/sarah-palin-running-for-president-great-thing-for-america
CSPAN’s all-caps transcript: it reads like a Zodiac letter.
The article is quite hilarious. The Brits really know how to verbally dismantle people.
DeleteGood luck in Cambridge, Sarah: They're gonna eat you alive.
Well now she has an excuse why she can't appear in Cambridge. Checked herself in to rehab for the next three months suffering from exhaustion and rehab.
DeleteNice try, Gryphen, but you literally could not be more wrong about The Screechy Wretch(tm). According to many top-ranked world experts, her running for president is actually GOOD for America!
ReplyDeleteSince you libtards are so whiny about 'facts' and shit, here's an actual column from a BRITISH publication of some kind that proves how AWESOME she is! And you can bet this writer knows her VERY well or else he wouldn't have written about her! (Because, seriously, dude, nobody writes about nobody they don't know, except YOU!)
Here's the link in which the British Empire officially endorses Screechy's presidential aspirations. (full disclosure: time constraints and lack of interest prevented me from actually reading beyond the unapologetically pro-Screechy headline, but the point is clear enough that even the last few remaining librul deadenders still visiting this defunct blog - that nobody reads - can understand)
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/27/sarah-palin-running-for-president-great-thing-for-america
RUN, SCREECHY!!! RUN!!!!
Nice try, Beldar, but you totally copied that link from 7:12am. Have you no shame? No shame at all????
Delete'At this point, listening to a Sarah Palin speech is like being taped to a chair with conservative bumper stickers and having gimmick coffee mugs thrown at you. It is the natural conclusion of what would happen if a Big Dogs T-shirt became minimally self-aware and developed a politics. Catchphrases abound — some six-years-old and counting — held together only by the fact that Palin is saying them. Moose chili. Mama grizzlies. Don’t retreat, reload. Hopey-changey. Bill Ayers. Benghazi. Vladimir Putin. Lipstick on a pig. They’re laugh lines without thought, unlinked by a program or even syllogism.
DeleteCase in point: at the Iowa Freedom Summit on Saturday, Palin delivered the most unhinged speech of her career. Reportedly, her teleprompter conked out, inadvertently taking thousands of fresh “Obama Teleprompter” jokes with it, so she ad libbed, ultimately going 10 minutes over her allotted time while hurling out rewarmed zingers and bewildering anecdotes. At 35 minutes, watching it was bizarre and exhausting, but its real tone leaps off the printed page in CSPAN’s all-caps transcript: it reads like a Zodiac letter. '
I think she had every word right in front of her in her handy notebook. She is that unhinged...she can't read, can't think, and can't do anything but act like a petulant two year old denied ice cream before dinner. She's sick.
DeleteI'm doing the happy dance - Beldar is back, and in spades!
DeleteSally, one of the commenters in the Guardian article said that observers saw that she had her notes in front of her and that the Teleprompter had not failed. Just an excuse, that she has used before.
DeleteNancy Reagan costume. hehehe :)
ReplyDeleteSheesh
Nice touch for Nancy.
DeleteI noticed she wore the Cult costume for her last speech.
Every darn time, she does this.
DeleteWhat the hey?!
And would someone put a battery
in that stupid clock?
She is supposed to be on Fox tonight and will her fan club be disappointed when she doe's not announce that she is leaving Fox so that she can run? Because she would have to quit Fox if she was really going to run and we all know that she is trying to scramble for any money she can get, at this point she is probably picking pennies up off the sidewalk.
ReplyDeleteFinally the right wing columnists are getting sick of her, make no mistake they did not mind her fleecing the Tea Party Poopers but when she shows up at one of their Summits and uses her time for nothing but self promotion and sounded like a drugged out fool even their patience was worn thin.
And speaking of drugs and or booze we here are not the only ones to notice it anymore, lots of comments about it everywhere on the web, i read one comment written by a former drug councilor who said " I used to work with addicts and my guess is she is on some kind of uppers". The point is she can't hide the fact that there IS something wrong with her anymore and the powers that be in the right wing know it, between her flagrant self promotion, her choice of language and her fading looks she has become an albatross around their necks a time bomb that they can't defuse. Her speech at Cambridge is the one to watch but i have a feeling she can't handle the pressure and will make a total ass of herself too bad she will also make people of the United States look like fools too, and that should make all halfway intelligent people angry.
"I used to work with addicts and my guess is she is on some kind of uppers".
DeleteThe point is she can't hide the fact that there IS something wrong with her anymore.
Wouldn't it be something if GOP will actually address this? Some folks have noticed it since 2008. It has gotten so bad that she looks like a corpse and everyone that is complicit is trying to kill her off by ignoring all her problems and using her to death.
John McCain, Wallace and all really did not see any of her deadly disorders when they were handling her?
How are those creeps any different from the days that Judy Garland was used by people that kept her "up and down" so she could preform for them?
Of course, her family that claims to be close and love her are the worst of all.
What a creep Bristol Palin showed herselfish self to be on this last hoohah in Las Vegas and Iowa.
She is used for Roger Ailes amusement.
DeleteHannity is about the only sucker left who will participate in this farce.
She goes on Hannity when she has to do "clean up" on one of her stumbles to distract.
DeleteHannity did ask her last time if she was running in 2016. I hope he does it tonight. Whatever--she needs to lose her contract for all the game playing she does.
I love that she is on Fox. It makes them look pathetic.
DeleteI don't watch Fox so it is fine with me she helps to take them down.
Fox has known she is high and they have done nothing to try to join with her sick family for an intervention.
DeleteThey are enablers of her substance abuse problems and her eating disorder.
They won't be redeemed until they can report honestly about the help she needs.
It will never happen.
Fox, her handlers, family and so called friends should go down with the user and loser, Sarah Palin.
OK, wholesale mis-appropriation of someone else's intellectual property for use on a pay-per-view site. Is $arah that stupid, or does she just like the attention that getting sued brings?
ReplyDeleteWonder if McD knows about her little video?
I'm saddened to admit I listened to a few minutes of the video. I was struck by how this awful woman - noticeably ravaged by hate and stupidity - audibly chokes on the word "love" every time it appears in the script she's reading off her teleprompter.
ReplyDeleteAll the cosmetic surgery in the world and the unconditional love - plus small dollar contributions - of hundreds of our nation's most delusional citizens can't outweigh the burden she carries on her bony shoulders and over-sized bewigged noggin.
We should feel compassion for this miserable creature....
...but it's totally ok to admit that we don't.
She is the face of Fox. The face of the GOP. No question about it.
ReplyDeleteHow can folks continue saying that Sarah Palin is the 'Face of Fox'? She's not on their shows nearly as often as she use to be!
DeleteBECAUSE SHE IS THE FACE OF FOX AND GOP.
DeleteWho else embodies all their standards and gimmicks?
She could retire from her entertainment career and she will still be Fox and GOP FACE.
I don't believe they know how to get rid of that face. Not ever.
She will be their face long after she is dead.
She is the face of doom, in this case, her own.
DeleteUh... yeah sure 7:29.
Delete7:29 AM
DeleteLike a tattoo.... forever.
She is scary on so many levels that it hurts to ponder how many that may actually be. Suffice it to say even when one closes their eyes and deny what our ears hear, it still is not anywhere near enough to quell the nausea and night terrors.
ReplyDeleteThis rolling her eyes, sex kitten act is so OLD. Looks ridiculous doing that. Did someone goose her at one point, her eyes opened wide, crosseyed as HELL. Skanky, scrawny, uneducated, unwashed bitch needs to go away. Will she go to England, since their drug laws are strct and she will not be able to take her meth along? Maybe Bristles has a secret compartment in that Jay Leno chin?
ReplyDeleteAt this rate, she'll never see 2016. I swear, I've never seen anything like this in my life. She needs serious help.
DeleteShe also uses Adderall and can take prescription drugs.
DeleteMcDonalds hasn't been doing well (fast food in general), because people are finally realizing they sell a shitty, toxic product, and they treat their underpaid workers like crap. And Sarah Palin is still an idiot. That stain won't wash.
ReplyDeleteAlso too, dontcha know, that 5 guys, IN-and out, Smashburger, Fatburger, and a whole lot of better burger chains are eating Mickey D's lunch these days.
DeleteMcD's is as out of the loop as your grandfather's 1950''s pickup truck with its flathead V8
Umami burger which is coming to NYC is rumored to take the 21st century burger meme even further into the future of gastronomic goodness
http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/05/umami-burger-comes-to-new-york.html
McD's ancient Big Mac is no more than roadkill compared to the new gen of burger joints, a fact that $arah would know not a damn thing about, because she NEVER does research.
The Golden Arches are deservedly on the way down
Why, oh why do I punish myself and watch these clips??? Because one day I hope to see her with her god - awful glazed lip gloss smeared across her face whilst falling off her chair from the drug cocktails. THAT is the reason I watch.
ReplyDeleteWTF is "re-catalyze", she is making up words, or maybe Sally is. It's hard to tell with all the in-fucking going on in their bunker.
Fuck you Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Chuckie, Chuck, Sally. Each and everyone of them should've been aborted/swallowed.
Earthymama / Chicago
Yikes! Even Fox has blasted her: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/01/27/panning-palin-why-conservative-media-are-dismissing-her-2016-prospects/
ReplyDeleteWow, that is some scathing indictment of Caribou Barbie and her Adderal fueled verbal spewage.
DeleteThe pbots are literally seething with hatred now for Fox News, and anyone who has ever , EVER criticized $tupid $arah.
IM, less and less folks are paying attention to her. I didn't watch the video (and never do!) because you described it. Suspect many of your readers are doing the same thing - thoroughly enjoy their commentary too!
ReplyDeleteShe's an idiot and adds zero substance to any subject!
Maybe another reason McDonalds is having a problem with sales, is the French Fries they sell in the US have actually 14 ingredients, including Dimethylpolysiloxane, anti-foaming agent that's also an ingredient used to make Silly Putty. (http://boingboing.net/2015/01/22/usa-mcdonalds-fries-have-14.html)
ReplyDeleteSarah, Sarah, Sarah:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.salon.com/2008/09/11/assemblies_of_god/
http://content.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1839190,00.html
www.salon.com/2008/09/16/bess/
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=94332540
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/08/31/580901/-Not-all-evangelical-conservatives-are-thrilled-with-Palin-updated-with-DIGG-links
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/09/07/589861/-Explosive-Video-Shows-Radical-Nature-of-Palin-s-Key-Church
http://www.theocracywatch.org/new_links7.htm
Over the top stupid and crazy, ie the usual. The reaction to her Iowa "speech" is fascinating and even the Pee Pond is in full retreat.
ReplyDeleteI think that those of us who have been following this wretch saw another typical Palin "speech" in Iowa, the kind she has been been bestowing on various paying Christianists, gun nuts, and right wing colleges for a few years. Nothing new at all. I also think she got really rattled by all the media attention she got right before this freak show when she shook her moneymaker for PAC money and said she was thinking about running. She freaked out, just like she did in 2008 and 2012 when confronted with the hard reality of actually doing something hard and real and having someone other than ass kissers and dopes watching her. Result? The world now knows what we have known all along. Thank you IM!
Sadly though we still cant let up. She is far too stupid greedy and narcissistic to do the right thing and actually GO AWAY.
Martha C
I agree--it seemed to me a fairly typical SP speech. I didn't think it was any worse than her usual; in fact, compared to Denver last summer, she seemed coherent and sober. (The airplane arms? I thought she was gonna tip over! And the "don't inhell" marijuana joke did not play well with her conservative Christian audience who had probably all voted against legalization.)
DeleteI think the difference is the level of national and international publicity this speech received, and the fact that it took place at an event that was supposed to showcase (allegedly) serious contenders for the Republican nomination. The blinders have come off for a lot of people who had no idea what a train wreck she has become.
First of all, I can't believe the Micky D critique is even a thing. She's striding full force into Victoria Jackson territory.
ReplyDeleteAs for the McNuggets, they don't sell them on the Dollar Menu anymore. Since they've had to restructure their offerings, McNuggets are only available in a 20 pack for $5. I'm amazed she doesn't know this as I figured this was one of the major food groups for a family like hers.
McDonald's is not doing well because their food sucks. And isn't it ironic that Sarah would use McDonald's as her vehicle today to abuse the President. Seems that old Sarah is going the way of McDonald's, only quite a lot quicker.
ReplyDeleteThe way she has been been trashed in the last few days by conservatives, christians, reporters, republican activists, TV pundits and columnists of influence in the conservative movement, she is sinking faster than McDonald's profits. Quite frankly, her former supporters are not loving it and they are having no more of her nonsense.
I believe that the great majority of her fellow Republicans now see Sarah as the liability that she is. There is lots of talk about the 'Palin Problem'.
It is quite possible my fellow IMer's, that this is the end of Sarah as we know her. Her former supporters now have their eyes wide open and they will do what is necessary to distance themselves from her.
The right just doesn't seem to be into you anymore Sarah. And the sound you hear Sarah is the sound of your phone that just quit ringing.
Does this dumb fuc* read ANYTHING?!?
ReplyDelete"It's the Democrats' 'felled' policies that got us here."
Where is "here?" Lower unemployment? More health care? Ending wars? Turning around the auto industry? Passing credit card reforms? Increasing support for veterans?
She read this and signed it.
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She can't let up...those dwindling PAC contributions are her only source of income.
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh. The ad below is for McDonald's free coupons.
ReplyDeleteHey Mac's, I won't eat you even with free coupons.
As usual, Sarah Palin's rambling just drips with hate and contempt, with nothing constructive to say, but she expects "we the people" to just keep on sending her our hard earned dollars. She's just lovin' it!
ReplyDeleteSarah, your ticket lost the election what, six years ago? And even if it had won, you be even more of a laughing stock than you are now.
ReplyDeleteSo go home, make some moose chili, and shut the fuck up already. No one cares about your alarmist concerns for a country that you seem to know absolutely nothing about. You're finished. You can read all about it in any/all newspapers you care to name.
'Embracing her so tightly doesn’t reflect well on the people at the other end of the hug.'
ReplyDeletefrom The Guardian, via Raw Story.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/what-does-sarah-palins-incoherent-iowa-catastrophe-say-about-the-conservative-movement/
If Sarah cut herself, piss and vinegar would come out.
ReplyDeleteHow self-absorbed she is, thinking that this little act makes her appear presidential. Her oozing sarcasm doesn't sound presidential or in fact, anything describing 'a servant's heart'.
Does she think soldiiers talk like that to their Officers when they're asked to go out on the front lines? Does she think that surgeons talk like that to their patients before they put operate? Does she think that relief workers, volunteers, Ebola medical staff, Samaritan's Purse, Wounded Warriors volunteers, missionaries, rescue workers, all talk smart-alecky before they exercice their servan't heart?
YET, Sarah Palin does NONE of these things, but she still acts like an out-of-control pouting nasty child pretending she's concerned about a multi-billion dollar McDonald's loss of profits, or that middle-class family who eats 99-cent Chicken McNuggets.
What did this accomplish? Nothing. She is a drawn-out hateful spewing cheating thief.
Do she and her idiots not realize what has happened to the unemployment rate? What has happened because of the ACA keeping premiums down? What has happened since gas prices dipped below $2 and oil and gas for winter heating will be less? Sarah, dear, people have more money to spend. And it wasn't a "Democrat felled policy" that caused the financial collapse int eh first place. No, dear, starting with your hero con man Ronnie, the GOP has tried to dismantle this nation, one manufacturing job, one union, one regulation at a time. Why, hon, are we still giving billionaire oil giants subsidies (tax dollars?) Why do some of them pay NO taxes? Well, gee, sweetums, it's because your felled party policy insists that safety is bad, good health is bad, fair wages are bad, and multibillionire CEOS are the only ones who count. You are still, and always "an idiot."
ReplyDeleteBy the way, who was getting Trig to therapy while you were gallivanting around in your black jeans last week? Or Tripp either, since his devoted mother was with you hugging draft dodger and ugly human being Teddy?
I doubt that Sarah or Todd ever take Trig to his therapies.
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Here's a hilarious one: Sarah 's #1 fanboy Joseph Sheppard actually took the fact Sarah was wearing a jacket from her 2008 campaign as a (far fetched) sign she was running. Or pretending to run anyway. He must have forgotten she claimed to have returned all those wardrobe pieces!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
DeleteGood catch.
Come on Sarah Palin you dingbat, why are you blaming President Obama for McDonald's problems with their nutritional value of their product?
ReplyDeleteIt would be like me blaming Sarah Palin for John McCain's skin cancer.
1.) It would be like me blaming Sarah Palin for Bristol's sorry ass life.
2.) It would be like me blaming Sarah Palin for Willow quitting high school.
3.) It would be like me blaming Sarah Palin for all of Caint Get Right's issues.
4.) It would be like me blaming Sarah Palin for Trig's lack of development.
5.) It would be like me blaming Sarah Palin for Todd hanging out in Anchorage.
6.) It would be like me blaming Sarah Palin for ending any chances Sarah Palin had at holding any elected political office ever again.
Wait one second, what am I talking about? Numbers 1 through 6 is Sarah Palin's fault.
Sarah complaining about nutritional value of anything is a bit strange given her ire at Michelle Obama's work to improve nutrition for children in this country.
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She's so lazy she didn't even bother to find out why McDonald's revenue is dropping. It's not because people can't afford it ( does she not realize it's incredibly cheap food even compared to home cooked?) . It's because people have so many healthier and superior takeout options now. Chipotle is killing McDonald's. Stupid lazy Sarah.....
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ReplyDeleteGod Bless you and your family! I would love to have you lead our country for you would make a wonderful President!
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Nancy read Anonymous 9:42 AM's comment. Why would you love to have Sarah Palin lead our country and why would Sarah Palin make a wonderful President?
Sarah Palin's children lacked parental guidance. They didn't have Sarah to lead them! So why would Sarah make a great leader?
Why would Sarah Palin make a wonderful president? Do you remember Sarah Palin quit her governor's job 1/2 way through her term because she was overwhelmed and then Sarah wanted Alaska to believe she quit for the good of Alaska.
Nancy ask any Alaskan if they buy that? As soon as Sarah Palin quit on us she started to make Sarah Palin's Alaska. It's always about Sarah Palin.
Alaskans knows that when Sarah Palin was campaigning for the 2008 elections, Sarah made the comment about she hopes she wins because she didn't want to go back to Alaska.
Well enough said Nancy, to each their own.
Thrilled that I didn't pay for the Me Me Me Channel when I can watch it for free.
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ReplyDeleteSo now she is doing business analysis. Guess she missed the crowded niche and fresh food competition, the outdated meat scandal in China, no less, and the fact that Europeans don't see McD's as dining out.
ReplyDeleteBizarrely the best McDonald's meal we ever had was in Copenhagen's central train station. We ate there because it was the only spot we could find with free wi-fi. We had to get in touch with our friends about the train we would be taking a bit later. Everything worked out and we had really good french fries as well. And I had a chicken sandwich that tasted like real chicken on a really good roll.
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She's a jack of all trades and master at none. Hey, Trig, tell "mommy" that chunk of brown stuff wasn't an early valentine's day gift from "Daddie", it was Jill's reaction to her speech.
Deletegee honey why doncha pick on Wendy's? what don't want that firecracker red head named Wendy kicking your ass? that would be worth pay per view..
DeleteThink of Sarah Palin's speech at the RNC in 2008 as the first Geico ad where the camel (Sarah) walks through the office yelling "GUESS what DAY it IS" and then think of her speech at the freedom summit as the second Geico ad where the two camels (Sarah and Bristol) are being made fun of in the zoo. Coincidence? I think not.
ReplyDeleteThose two camels in the zoo had much more CLASS and Dignity than any of the PayMe grifters.
DeleteAwww, bless her little pun-ditz heart.
ReplyDeleteShe blames President Obama, arguing that people can't afford the dollar menu. The more likely explanation (in addition to healthier options that people have mentioned) is that people have enough extra money in their pockets to AVOID eating at McD.
ReplyDeleteThat petty, shrewish, mean girl 6th grader really couldn't resist saying "Democrat dawhhnkey, Democrat ass" (00:37)?
ReplyDeleteAlso, too, that rambling mess made no sense and was completely disconnected from reality. Really? We are all supposed to rally around this "iconic" American company?
Fuck you, you brainless babbling harpy, and roast in hell, John McCain.
@ Nefer3:08 PM "Democrat dawhhnkey, Democrat ass" (00:37)?
DeleteI was gonna comment on that, too. So we've learned over the past week from Sarah that she thinks the majority of Americans (because there are now more Democrats than Republicans) are a bunch of god-hating, military-hating elitist asses. Please run, you stupid, hateful cunt, so we can watch you get the shit beat out of you by Hillary, I know, Sarah's too chickenshit to declare, and if she did she'd never make it through the first round of Repub debates. Big talker, aren't we Sarah, but to use one of your favorite insults, you don't have the balls to step up. Fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking followers for refusing to see the miserable piece of shit coward you are. But hey, at least now we know that yes,it is possible for a human being to possess not one decent quality. NOT ONE. You are soulless, heartless and brainless, and no sane person can stand your stupid ass.. Get the fuck out of our country if you don't like us and the President we chose, you traitorous, secessionist twat-waffle.
Sorry if this has already been said, but she says a drop in McDonalds sales is because of Democrats forcing them to follow too many regulations? Maybe I'm just an idiot, but can someone explain to me how that works?
ReplyDeleteThis just in..... Chic Fil A is selling Joni Earnst pork nuggets in honor of Sarah Palin and her felled attempt at comparing McDonalds to PRESIDENT OBAMA'S Policies.
ReplyDeleteYeah, who needs Governement overreachhh inspecting the food we eat, how much food does McD's move in a day, and how many people died of botulism and morbid obesity? Come on Sarah know it all, it's on the tip of your telelprompter, spit it out. Poor Sarah, always a burger, fries and prize short of a happy meal. She just licks the dipping sauce.
that you won’t cause unemployment to keep skyrocketing to the degree
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't kept up with the unemployment rates, I see.
I seriously think she has lost her fucking mind. Everything that comes out of her mouth makes absolutely no sense. Someone should check her into a hospital. She needs some kind of meds. the ones that keep her out of the public and speaking.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I didn’t watch the video but reading that paragraph I guess Sarah hasn’t gotten around to reading the newspapers all of them, any of them since it appears that we have chosen leaders that have improved the economy and unemployment.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she is just recycling old speeches, anything with "I hate Obama theme".