Just a note on that last note.
Pornography is bigger than ever and driving much of the innovation in computers, website design, and online purchasing, just like it drove much of the innovation in home video technology in the 1980's.
And so demonstrates the power of prayer.
Is the term "popcorn prayer" just an excuse to use the word "ball" in a sentence? Damn, these pious Family Valuez types seem to be obsessed with sex...or has anyone forgotten those infamous and unfortunately named "purity balls"?
ReplyDeletePurity balls?
DeleteAfter my shower, mine are clean. I would never say they were "pure". Maybe a couple of decades ago prior to teabagging a XO after her Formal. She said thanks for the pearl necklace, but it didn't cost me a cent. ;-) I should've known... her nickname was "Bubbles". No kidding.
Well, that may be the stupidest thing I have ever read. And that says a lot.
ReplyDeleteThe REAL reason the Internet was invented! I give you Avenue Q.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV7ou6pl5wU
"We used this idea in the 1980's to fight pornography!"
ReplyDeleteYeah....and look how successful that was.
I think these people better head down to Austin, Texas on the 13th. The gun nuts are planning to manufacture weapons at the State Capitol before visiting every single office to present their petitions to allow no registration for open carry handguns in Texas...ya know, to 'make us safe.' I figure their prayer will work about was well as whatever common sense is left in Texas.
ReplyDeleteLooks like mighty Aphrodite is winning this one, sorry Yahweh.
ReplyDeleteHmm, Christians again stealing from pagans? All I know is that for a parking space, I would nicely ask the parking goddess to help me. Seemed to usually work out quite well.
ReplyDeleteI never had any luck when I'd say JESUS, where is a F(frigging) parking spot. I suppose it's all in the terminology and intent. Lol.
I'm failing to see where the popcorn comes in...
ReplyDeleteSheesh
Mostly empty air? Bland in it's purest state?
DeleteThe heaviest users of pornography are in the southern bible belt reborn states. I wonder what kind of porn Jesus would watch...
ReplyDeleteNow I want to watch some porn, Thanks.
ReplyDeleteDear God, what's your best popcorn recipe ever?
ReplyDeleteThank you in advance,
Pee Wee Herman.