Thursday, March 19, 2015

Sarah Palin listed among the top ten hottest women in Arizona politics. What's going on?

The above is the picture that Phoenix New Times used in their clearly tongue in cheek article about hot women in Arizona politics.

This was the blurb under her picture:

 Sarah Palin, sometime Arizona resident, former Veep candidate, ex-Guv of Alaska, spoken of as a possible rival to McCain in 2016.

Three things.

First she is not running for office, in Arizona or anywhere else.

Secondly she is not hot, in Arizona of anywhere else.

Thirdly I think this clearly demeans women who are trying to give back to their communities and be recognized for their achievements instead of being seen as simply a nice set of tits and ass.

Except for Palin of course.

Which is why she dresses like this.


  1. Thanks for your "thirdly," Gryphen. All my life I have found it very frustrating that women's worth is so often measured by our eye-candy quotient rather than by our minds, hearts, and accomplishments.

    1. Anonymous8:29 AM

      So beautifully put, Mrs. It seems today, no matter what a woman does, it all boils down to, "is she fuckable," which is basically asking, "is she hot?" And hot usually means looking pornified and trashy like the Kardashians, various Fox News fembots, most conservative female pundits and Sarah Palin.

      Jennifer K

    2. Anonymous12:34 PM

      Come on now...
      Every guy loves a Trailer Park Milf...
      Sarah & Bristol is like a "Buy One Get One Free" sale...

    3. Not EVERY guy, Anon... and I know for a fact that Mr. B and our three grown sons don't go for that type. Thank Maud!

  2. Anonymous4:05 AM

    Where did Jan Pruneface-Pointy-Finger rate?

    There's not a lot of competition in Arizona.

  3. Anonymous4:14 AM

    The Betty Boop pic in the pleather and lace skirt with fake butt is my new fave. She is so void of self-realization that it isn't "hot," I just giggle.

    1. Anonymous5:39 AM

      The top photo has her sporting a large lump on her jaw. What's up with all those lumps she and barstool have on their jawline? Plastic surgery gone bad, abscessed teeth? It appears to be an ongoing problem.

    2. Anonymous6:59 AM

      Betty Boop! lol

      5:39 AM

      I would hope the medical board is paying attention to Barstool's face boo boos and that place where she and her coworkers are unqualified and distracted with other jobs.

      It is a pity when public concerns are treated so careless. People end up with distorted bodies and faces from these sleazoid joints. Not to mention the deep depression caused when a mistake or accident occurs and you would have to view it in the mirror everyday. Some people can't handle it. They may go recluse or suicide.

    3. Anonymous8:21 AM

      to 5:39 I think that both Palin gals caught the lump from McCain

    4. Anonymous9:13 AM

      8:21 You think Marina did him before she got to Bristol?

    5. Anonymous2:58 PM

      More like Betty Ooops!

  4. Anonymous4:18 AM

    "Sarah Palin listed among the top ten hottest women in Arizona politics. What's going on?"

    Well Grandma Sarah Palin is reaching her 60's, are they talking about hot flashes and menopause? What else can they be referring to?

  5. Anonymous4:19 AM

    Doesn't say much for the women of Arizona. They should be insulted with this article

    1. Anonymous7:29 AM

      There were some rill hot women in that article! Sarah not so much.

    2. Anonymous7:39 AM

      Sarah is in Arizona politics?

  6. Anonymous4:20 AM

    Yeah, exactly what HAS she given back???
    Not one damn thing....except hateful, divisive vitriol.

    1. Anonymous2:07 PM

      she gave England 500 million with the TransCanada deal that never saw TC's desk folks...for starters...

  7. Anonymous4:23 AM

    instead of being seen as simply a nice set of tits.

    Gryphen what are you talking about nice set of tits? You talking about those store bought titties Sarah Palin purchased to make her feel more like a woman?

  8. Anonymous4:25 AM

    Are you sure that is Sarah Palin in the pink top and not a New York tranny?

  9. Anonymous4:26 AM

    Is there something wrong with her hem? She looks really stupid with her chest thrust out. Yeah, she's hot alright, one hot mess.

  10. Anonymous4:29 AM

    I don't see a hot woman.

    All I see is an insecure fast aging woman who stuffs her bra.

  11. Anonymous4:39 AM

    That is a sad picture of an insecure woman who can't face that she is old.

  12. Anonymous4:44 AM

    Just *ugh*


  13. Okay, check out the headline picture for the whole article:

    Right up there at the top. Yes, indeed. With a caption that says "Yeah, we know it's not a real pic of Sarah Palin, but, um, so what?"

    In the list, the picture is the same, but the caption has changed.

    Compare the caption for Tundradunce...:
    "Don't give us any crap. We saw her once at a GOP event, and she's got great legs. Plus her accent really gets us going."

    ...with the caption for Amanda Stanford, Pinal County Clerk of Superior Court...:
    "Stanford, a GOPer, unseated an incumbent in 2014 and has gone on to restore integrity to what was a badly-managed clerk's office in Pinal County. She's smart, savvy, and easily the most attractive woman in Arizona politics."

    The article really was tongue-in-cheek, but clearly some of these women have actual talents and accomplishments. Unlike some others.

    1. Anonymous7:44 AM

      Nice legs, shame about her face.

    2. We may have to keep an eye on the readers' comments. Palin is a classic Snow Bird and Arizonans give them the side eye.

  14. Anonymous5:01 AM

    A previous comment on another post.

    Since Bristol is going to Kentucky and I believe Shailey moved out of state, who's going to get the TRIPP license plate? Will Todd put it on his truck? Odds are he's staying away from that license plate. Maybe Sarah will put her grandson's license plate on her vehicle?

    This is easy to resolve. The answer is right in front of our eyes.

    New International Version Bible says,
    He then gave an order: "Cut the living child in two and give half to one and half to the other."

    Simple, you take the personalized Alaskan license plate TRIPP and divide it.

    Shailey Tripp gets the front plate and Todd gets the rear plate.

    So it has been said, and so it shall be done.

  15. O/T -- Glenn Beck quits GOP.

    “I’ve made my decision -- I’m out,” Beck said. "I’m out of the Republican Party. I am not a Republican. I will not give a dime to the Republican Party. I’m out. I highly recommend -- run from the Republican Party. They are not good."

    Beck cited the party's handling of the Affordable Care Act and illegal immigration as the reason he is so outraged. He accused Republicans of "torpedoing the Constitution" and said, despite being a supporter four years ago, he is moving on.

    "They set us up. Enough is enough," he went on. "So I'm done with them."

    Beck's frustration with the GOP is nothing new. In a promo for his web program GBTV in 2011, Beck said of Republicans, "I hate them. I think they are as much of a problem as the other side."

    Just last week, the host also threatened to terminate his membership with the National Rifle Association because of one of its board members, who he said is a "very, very bad and dangerous man."

    1. Anonymous6:12 AM

      Yes, but this move is not anything to get excited about. Beck is more instep with the tea party thinking that the GOP is too moderate on most issues!

    2. Anonymous6:25 AM

      Histrionics. Bad thing about radio is he can't use his Vicks under the eyes trick.

  16. Anonymous5:06 AM

    OT: What is with Dakota's Elton John haircut? The little bangs on his round face is not a hot look. Marina, it's time for the make-over so he doesn't have that aging queen look.

    1. Anonymous5:25 AM

      Perhaps Dakota's hairstyle (bangs) is covering his receding hairline?

    2. Anonymous7:13 AM

      It is true. Marina is an old pro. An original of the Fish Lip. Sarah must love her for all she has done for Bristol's selfies, and fish.

      It is a good strategic move to have Bristol comment about being with the cousins. Incest family is close knit, not just some hoohah from Craigslist.

      Good plan to announce things in Instagram. Imagine the warm cozy aroma of cinnamon and Mama cooing for the spoiled brats.

      Contacting Your Guardian Angel: Scent Messages

      Excellent way to go with wedding plans for a 16 year old teen with a bastard. Make sure Bristol never looks like she is a grown up, whoever is handling the PR on this mess.

  17. Anonymous5:12 AM

    I guess all those old wrinkly raisins in Arizona think sex kitten is a political qualification.
    As far as Sarah goes, she has nothing else to offer. I don't get it, but apparently she really revs Conservatives engines, yuk.

    1. When I lived in Arizona, I saw some scary looking women: they were as tanned as leather bags and twice as wrinkly. Disturbing sight.

  18. Women in politics in general are intelligent and accomplished, and don't depend on glamorizing themselves to get attention. They earn respect, it's important and real work they do, demanding, and they take it seriously. Being "hot" and noticed is a full-time job for over-50 Sarah Palin, harder all the time, but all she has as she's essentially trivial and well, dumb. Her word salads are a crystal clear indication of her very messy thinking. Her diminishing fan club are the only ones left who don't know she's a joke, no longer even interesting.

  19. Anonymous5:18 AM

    Bristol hints at a wedding in 2 months ... while eating Mom's homemade cinnabuns. Wonder if she got those candied nuts right yet.

    1. Anonymous5:27 AM

      A girl can only put so many nuts in her mouth.

    2. Anonymous6:01 AM

      What a bullshit picture. Watch bristle eat a cinnamon bun. From the looks of her she's on the same eat and puke diet as her mother. So the next picture would be her running to the bathroom and sticking her fingers down her throat.

    3. Anonymous7:18 AM

      It is not a hint. She says wedding plans and two months.

      Can't you imagine the joy of happy mother of the bride to be bonding with bride to be in the kitchen of all motherhood warmth?

      The most consistent part of the Palin kids life is SUGAR! Bristol must be in heaven and soooo happy!

    4. Anonymous7:30 AM



      Could always ask Jodi Ernst about that!

    5. Anonymous9:34 AM

      They really think those are Sarah's own cinnamon rolls?

    6. I'm wondering which one is going to be the worst bridezilla? The one who didn't get to have a nice wedding? Or the one who finally got someone to agree to marry her?

  20. Anonymous5:19 AM

    Is Bristol really in love?

    Here's a test.
    Take away the shiny Medal of Honor
    Stand Bristol in the middle of a street intersection.

    Place Levi Johnston on one corner.
    Place Joey Junker on another corner.
    Place Dakota Meyer on another corner.
    And then place Gino Paoletti on another corner.

    Now tell Bristol to ignore her mother's wishes and walk to a street corner. Which street corner do you think Bristol would pick and walk to.

    Go ahead and say it Sarah, we know the answer.

    1. Anonymous5:31 AM

      That's not fair. Can't forget Ben Barber, Dylan and Maks Chmerkovskiy (DWTS).

      There's not enough corners.

    2. Anonymous5:43 AM


    3. Anonymous6:39 AM

      Maks told her she was not wealthy enough for him. What he meant was she was not "hot, talented" enough. She chased him, but he was not interested. Besides, she was PREGNANT

    4. Anonymous7:26 AM

      Bristol is in love with Bristol. She may be in love with love. She may be in love with the ideas her jailers feed her since that means she is loved and gets attention from them (Stockholm).

      Bristol is in love with her baggage.
      #bestvalentimes #girlstrip #imfromthevalley

      Bristol is in love with her handler and bff

    5. Anonymous7:48 AM

      Bristol would walk to the corner with the Nude Dude.

    6. Anonymous8:37 AM

      7:26 AM

      If Bristol was in love with Bristol, she'd stop rearranging her face. In the side shot of her that Gryph posted yesterday, she looked gargoyle/zyborg. Yikes!

    7. Anonymous8:55 AM

      837 - yeppy.

      self-absorption 'love' in the comfort zone of her sick and twisted brain washed mind. she fell in love with her addiction.

    8. Anonymous2:06 PM

      837 well these 'people' are 'clannish' and their 'mentality' is robotic and they 'use' the Christian card to 'keep them in their place' and so the women are whores in their it's not too surprising that Barstool has had a focked up childhood...and just will self destruct slowly...

      Bristol - you know who to call and what to do!

      Or keep lying to yourself...and destroying yourself!

      Time is of the essence...or 'missed opportunities'
      strike again...this time it will bite you...head tilt...

  21. Anonymous5:41 AM

    Uncle Chuck introduces Dakota to his kids and pushes Dakota's book.

    1. Anonymous6:16 AM

      Hmmmmm.......what's behind the urgency.......May nuptials and then mommie dearest announces? O lawd, I hope so.....take down time, MOH or not.

    2. Anonymous7:32 AM

      A bun in the oven? That kind of thing has happened before. Even to reality tv stars.

    3. Anonymous8:07 AM

      I am confused. When did Bristol and Dakota meet? When did they start to have their hook ups? When she is interested in a man, she is all over it with how wonderful they are with Tripp. She would take many photos of man and Tripp.

      Uncle Chuck meets him one time and is proud to show is sons with Dakota. It would be a million times more for Bristol and she would have many Dakota/Tripp photos, of them playing and posing.

      Where are the photos of when she met Dakota when he worked in Alaska on the show Amazing America? The times they were getting to know each other. How long has anything meaningful been going on?

      She makes it all look so cheap and fast without background of a longer affair.

      This is the first time she indicates that there was anything between them and Tripp is with Dakota.

      The same week end with Chuck, Keir and Teko.

      Why is she cheapening a relationship with someone she says she is to marry in 2 months?

    4. Anonymous9:42 AM

      wow, they already got him to get rid of the (Ala)bama bangs, must say that's a big improvement right there.

    5. Anonymous10:41 AM

      Those "PRIVATE" Palins sure love to post photos of themselves & ALWAYS show skin.

    6. Anonymous3:00 PM

      @ 10:41

      "Leave us alone! After watching our teevee show!

  22. Anonymous5:43 AM

    awww Palin is in Panic mode...doing all she can to 'shut them up and down in Alaska' witch is blowing up in her face...frown...all fall down baby girl...gee I am surprised your nose isn't up Charles and Cammilla's ass...aww Kentucky said no...eww that smell can't you smell that smell...must be a Palin...all of em' tell kenny and anna that coppers on it's day indeed? did they get done whatcha wanted baby girl?

    1. Cracklin Charlie9:47 AM

      What did Kentucky say no about?

    2. Anonymous10:49 AM

      Who is Kenny and Anna?

    3. Anonymous11:40 AM

      KENNY. Kenny Pick, Thongazi which depicts their language and anger.

      Starring Altoid Bristol from the Junker Love Tracks.

      ANNA. Anna Marie Smith, who else?

      Kentucky boy's baby mama

      Sarah Palin's screech coach.

    4. Anonymous2:02 PM

      947 snark comment about Palin's obsession with the 'royalty' ordeal...sounds like during the visit they 'tune out' Palin if she showed up...she is known to be a party crasher ya know...oh and the neighbors are conspiring with the Palins 'again' hu? I heard K was heavy in the coke and A just 'allows' it and some say she is not what she seems either...and shame on her as well...
      hmmm....yawn...stretch... well it looks sunny outside...time to take a trip and see what the hell is going on 'now'...holy crap Charlie they just won't leave this kid alone...must be the money again...

  23. Anonymous5:44 AM

    notice sarahs protruding tongue. trigs tongue also protrudes as is common for his condition so he has an reason. what's up with the mouth movements there..Chickie?

  24. Anonymous6:00 AM

    nah. brizzle be Workin' her own street corner along with mom.

  25. Anonymous6:04 AM

    Sarah Palin is to hot... Menopause is a bitch and so is she!

  26. Anonymous6:08 AM

    Answer to Bristol's corner dilemma.

    Bristol is in love with one corner.

    Two corners are her "Get Even" with the corner that dumped her, the corner she loves.

    The fourth corner is Bristol's "I better take this corner. Nobody else wants me and I'm getting old."

    1. Anonymous7:54 AM

      She'd remain in the center. She so wants to be the center of attention. It's just too much damn work to walk to any corner.

  27. Anonymous6:46 AM

    Whenever I see that picture of her in the pink sweater, I can't help thinking that someone just asked her if she could touch her elbows behind her back.

  28. Anonymous6:46 AM

    This is HOT!

    1. Anonymous7:00 AM


    2. Anonymous7:33 AM

      Never noticed the chick trying to get the upskirt. What's up with that?

    3. Anonymous8:12 AM

      Notice the sagging liver spotted legs...HAHAHAHA
      The woman needs to wear nylons.

    4. Anonymous7:03 AM

      Bwahhhhh, that picture.....she is turning her head with her mouth open.....bubble caption for the bobble head

      Ohhhhh I am touching a bla man, see this....this is my cockhole/mouth and I'm gonna use it.

      Earthymama / Chicago

  29. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Gotta hand it to 'em, this is some ADVANCED GRIFT.

    Surely the CofPee is already speculating about whether Sarah will announce her run at the 'most amazing wedding in American history' as they donate their last pennies - or should I say New Zealand Dollars - to ScarahPAC.

    There will be (at least talk of) an 'exclusive deal' w/ US or People magazine, and lots of TMZ stories.....

    Almost certainly a Mark Burnett reality show.... that Bristol 'where's my fuckin' $300 fuckin' dollar sunglasses' Palin can be re-branded as the new face (chin, really, but, whatever) of Tea-Party/fuck you Obummer/my shit smells like freedom politics.

    Sadly for them, while they will certainly cash a few checks at first, in the end they will discover that America's 'just not into them.'

    It's gonna be a real train-wreck. (The harder they come.....)

    Thanks, Obama!

    1. Anonymous7:15 AM

      I personally can't wait. We all know this wedding is a farce and whatever scheme it is will blow up in their faces! They're always stepping in it!

    2. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Seriously, with all those guns laying around, it just might. (And, as much as I dislike them, I hope to non-existent God that THAT doesn't happen!)

  30. Anonymous6:57 AM

    It is predicted that the sales of condoms and birth control pills in Alaska will dramatically drop sometime in the near future.

    When Bristol Moves.

    1. Anonymous7:41 AM

      If she moves, she won't be gone for long. PTSD will send her scurrying back to Mama.

  31. Randall7:06 AM

    Top ten smartest? Nope.
    Top ten classiest? Nope.
    Top ten most elegant? Nope.
    Top ten most respected? Bitch, please...

  32. Anonymous7:51 AM

    She looks like a CHEAPO street walker, and my teen-age daughter still thinks the picture has been photoshoped by people who do not like

  33. Anonymous7:53 AM

    Hot? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    Does hot come with brains and skill and servant's heart?

    Whatever they mean by 'hot', guess Arizonians like women whose voices sound like braying donkeys in a hailstorm, or talkin' dirty, or whose eyebrows look like they've lept off her forehead, or a face with a forever surprised look, or who can't just wear appropriate clothes, but has to foam every area imaginable.

  34. Anonymous8:14 AM

    WTF! lol...she looks like a stripper. Is that a Palin impersonator or has Palin REALLY fallen so so so so low!?

    1. Anonymous9:18 AM

      No impersonator there. That's the rill dill.

  35. Anonymous8:19 AM

    Trite: Palin and any article that talks about how hot she is; like that matters to real people.

  36. Anonymous8:42 AM

    I'll believe Bristol Palin is leaving the Great State of Alaska when I see the moving vans pull up here with my own two eyes. Sarah and Bristol cannot and do not walk away from free money. They may temporarily change location but they always find their way back home in time to collect their Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend check.

  37. Anonymous8:43 AM

    Life's a Tripp 1. The series follows the day-to-day life of Bristol Palin as she adjusts to life back in Alaska after temporarily residing in California.

    Life's a Tripp 2.

  38. Anonymous8:49 AM

    This is why Bristol switched boyfriends within a short period of time. Joey Junker was not going to marry Bristol, even Joey's sister knew it.

    Bristol Palin’s New Boyfriend Joey Junker: Marriage Is ‘Not Going to Happen Any Time Soon,’ Says Sister (EXCLUSIVE)

    1. Anonymous9:30 AM

      That article was from 2012.

      Joey was never anything but a corporate hack and earth/climate h8r.

      Junker needs sex like any good sledneck. He sold out and part of the deal is to take the humiliation and loss of reputation that comes with a deal with the Palins. His attorney would have explained things to him. If his attorney wasn't working for the Palins first.

      Junker can keep his sponsors and he is fine settling for that.

      Lucy was the only true love. At least he has that.

  39. Anonymous11:27 AM


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  40. Anonymous11:47 AM

    Gryphen----OT but Bristol posted a pic on enjoygram today of her mom's "homemade" cinnamon rolls with the #weddingprep & #two months. Pretty quick turnaround from engagement to wedding!!!!

  41. Anonymous1:56 PM

    may be it's the last of the money - to buy a public image...
    and she seems to think crimes committed will be forgotten..
    that is never happening in Alaska or USA or....................

  42. Anonymous12:23 AM

    he banged her in Vegas. they're trying to create some ongoing lovefest that never was.


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