Friday, April 24, 2015

Sarah Palin wishes her favorite racist promoter of marriage to underage girls a happy birthday.

Courtesy of Granny Grifter's Facebook page.
Gee there's that SarahPAC logo again, perhaps Robertson should think about joining the New Jersey Media Group in their lawsuit against her.

After all we know that everything the Robertson clan does is protected by copyright, and that the  Duck Dynasty dipshits are well known for making tons of money off of their image, so unless SarahPAC got permission.....

P.S. Speaking of making money, look how desperate SarahPAC is getting to do just that.

 That's right folks you too could enter for the chance to win this hockey stick, that somebody stamped Sarah Palin's name on, for as little as ten dollars.

I'm sure they're scrambling to donate ten dollars right now as we speak.

Or not.

Next they will offer to auction off a pitbull with lipstick on it. Because you know, you gotta stick with the mythology.

194 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Let me guess.. it is a swizzle stick in the form of a piece of hockey equipment.. worth about $.02. Also, too, it can be mailed in an envelope.. convenient postage included.

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  2. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Is she broke or just mean?

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    1. Anonymous6:43 PM

      She is desperate and dumb.

      I think PACs are wac and if anyone can curse them and bring them down, it is Sarah Palin. The lucky winner indeed.

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    2. Anonymous7:01 PM

      Clinically insane.

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    3. Anonymous12:08 AM

      All of Palin's books are available for 1 cent, yes, just
      $00.01. plus postage, on amazon.
      Much cheaper than a hockey puck, and better with which to start at nice Alaska fire.

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    4. Anonymous7:28 PM

      And who is a clinical nurse...funny how life turns out...eh Palin?

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  3. Anonymous4:43 PM

    SarahPAC NEEDS MONEY! Send money now! Remember when they had to raise $10,000. by midnight or.... or what?
    SarahPAC needs money money money for:
    1. Bristol & Dakota Big Wedding
    2. Bristol & Dakota: New Big House (Bristol has to invest the money from selling her house in a certain period of time or pay capital gains).
    3. Sarah needs a couple of new outfits for the wedding. That white beaded number has been losing more and more beads each time that Sarah wore it.
    4. Matching pair of Louboutain red sole pumps, mucho dinero
    5. That lawsuit. They want $15,000. and frankly, no one noticed the PAC logo on the photo. Sarah didn't make any money then.
    6. Todd wants in on the action. What's in it for him?
    7. How can Sarah continue to leave out Willow, Piper, Track and Trig? Maybe it's time for them get in all the free stuff. Hey, Track, would you like an autographed hockey stick? Gimme $10.

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  4. Anonymous4:46 PM

    See...Sarah will post a "Happy Birthday" to the ones she loves on their actual birthday.

    Sorry Track and Trig, guess you can't "do anything" for her any longer.

    Really wish I could get you out of there Triggy Bear, you would never be forgotten or used as a prop in my home.

    Track, I have nothing for you. Time to man up.

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    1. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Sarah will post a "Happy Birthday" to the ones she loves on their actual birthday.

      That stood out for me. It is quiet revealing.

      The horse race dynasty lady that is religiously being featured and honored was also given a priority that Sarah Palin's children don't have with her. Sarah must be mad at them all for not living up the her myths about them.

      Even Bristol is shrinking. Dakota has started to decline. He is no longer starring at gun shows or races.

      You would think B & D would be excited about all the activities and planned events regarding the May wedding. They would be burning up Instagram with the happy times and all it involves to plan a wedding.

      The Kentucky bridal showers must be in the works.

      You know that is a big big big deal. Love those southern weddings and all that goes with them.

      How is Marina Lupas doing? She is an operator and you know Bristol misses the good times they had. Dakota, too. Will Marina and the Palin girls be in Kentucky for the bridal shower?

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    2. Anonymous5:36 PM

      A May wedding...aren't May weddings considered unlucky or were once upon a time?
      M from MD

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    3. Anonymous6:05 PM

      Any wedding that doesn't include a fetus is considered lucky in Palinville.

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    4. Anonymous7:01 PM

      5:19 After reading this Sarah will be calling Moh and Do'h asap letting them know they better get some "happy" pictures out there on the internet pronto. Dance Sarah dance!

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    5. Anonymous7:52 PM

      Any wedding that doesn't include a fetus is considered UNLIKELY in Palinville.

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    6. Anonymous11:09 PM

      How about this HB post to that POS from Duck Dynasty?! Notice she didn't forget his birthday, just her sons' birthdays! You can see how people rank in importance in SP's life. If you don't bring in the big bucks for SarahPAC, you don't matter in the big picture. You never fail to reveal what a rotten excuse for a mother that you truly are, Sarah. You're a joke, whether we're talking about your mothering skills although I should say the lack of skills, your family's drunken brawls, the rushed engagement to a questionable MOH recipient, etc. There is nothing honest about this family, NOTHING!

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    7. Anonymous2:03 AM

      Maybe Dukota is shooting blanks??

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    8. Anonymous8:13 AM

      Or shooting up...word is an outbreak of HIV in Indiana and parts of Kentucky...

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    9. Anonymous12:14 PM

      813 Todd's expanding his biz eh

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    10. Cracklin Charlie8:37 PM

      How long did it take, 7:01?

      Looks like you called that one. New pics of the happy couple, less than a month until their nuptials. Woot!

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  5. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Oh boy! " ya know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull, lipstick!" I cringed then and now I laugh.

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    1. Anonymous4:20 AM

      But she hasn't been an "hawk-ee maummmm" for at least a decade; Track was the only one who played hockey, and he was sent away to Michigan when he was 16 (because there's no hockey in Alaska, obviously).

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    2. TwoBlueJays7:19 AM

      Still wondering where he went in Michigan. Relatives?

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    3. Anonymous7:42 AM

      PORTAGE, MICHIGAN. NOT RELATIVES.

      Son of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin lived in Portage, Mich., in 2006
      http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2008/08/son_of_alaska_gov_sarah_palin.html

      http://blog.mlive.com/kzgazette_impact/2008/08/trackpalin0830.jpg

      Track was a troubled kid. Curt Menard tried but his family failed Track.
      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/us/12hockeymom.html?pagewanted=print&_r=0

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    4. Anonymous8:29 AM

      It is damn tragic how Track was forsaken by the Menards after Curtis was killed.
      https://palingates.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/lindamenard26curtismenard.jpg

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    5. Anonymous12:16 PM

      829 not missing much from that twilight family humanity has better crew

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  6. Anonymous4:53 PM

    I hate to tell her, but it will cost far more than $10 to mail that thing anywhere, let alone down to the lower 48. This woman gets dumber by the day, although I thought her IQ was already in the 50's like her age. Who wants s hockey stick? Why isn't she giving away her penis extenders? Oh, wait, there are still laws about mailing firearms, right?

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    1. Anonymous5:10 PM

      It's a raffle so a $10 donation gives you a chance to win one.

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    2. Anonymous6:37 PM

      I hope these sneakers are next.

      http://www.twittingstars.com/uploads/2011/09/0905-sarah-palin-marathon-bn-545x480.jpg

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    3. Anonymous6:42 PM

      toad's used rubbers?

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    4. Anonymous11:18 PM

      It's sorta like the lottery. You have a better chance of winning if you don't buy a ticket.

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    5. Anonymous3:16 AM

      Up the ante. Charge $25 for Bristles "abstinent" tent. Have all the guys (known and unknown) who she has had sex with sign it. Throw in a six pack of wine coolers, and charge $45!!

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    6. Anonymous7:32 AM

      I would like to know the post mark on what the unfortunate sucker has on the Hockey Stick they receive in the mail. Will it be shipped from China? Virginia?

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    7. Anonymous11:03 AM

      Wanna bet that hockey stick never goes anywhere? The is no plan to award anyone anything. The stick is just the bait on the hook. Probably a picture of some tchotchke presented to her years ago. If pressed to announce the winner of this scam, some Palin sock-puppet will be declared the "winner," and the paid-bot will gush about the awesome hockey stick so graciously signed by Sarah "the Governor" Palin....
      Don't over-think it, P-bots. Just look at the picture and send in your moneys.

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  7. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Ah yes, she remembers Phil but her own damn kids are an afterthought. Does anyone, except me, see what an absolute POS grifter this bitch is? Screw her.

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    1. Anonymous5:08 PM

      Anyone with a functioning brain who has paid attention knows she is an amoral hate mongering fraud of limited intelligence and education. The slack-jawed c4p types will never figure it out because they live in a world untethered from reality (they prefer fantasy).

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    2. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Wait until they find out that for all their prayers and donations, they've been had by the biggest grifter of them all. I understand their plight, but, boy, are they barking up the wrong tree for their "savior."

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    3. Anonymous8:58 AM

      Haven't they read a Bible and learned about idolatry? False prophets?

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  8. Anonymous4:55 PM

    I'll buy it if it is inserted up her skanky ass! LOL

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  9. Anonymous4:56 PM

    OMG, auctioning off a hockey stick is so pathetic! Ha-ha, what's next, a bake sale?

    And $10 to enter? Please proceed Grifticia!!

    R in NC

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  10. Anonymous5:09 PM

    A HOCKEY Stick????

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Snort!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    1. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Puck would be better.
      Love, Don Rickles.

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    2. Anonymous6:11 PM

      Puck Me!

      What a stupid idea she has this time!

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  11. Anonymous5:11 PM

    She really is stuck in her glory days time zones. She still thinks she's a hockey mom. Still thinks she's a beauty pageant contestant, a VP candidate, a Fox News contributor, speaker, author, entertainer, famous reality TV star. She lives in her made-up world. The present is not on her radar.

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    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      She never was a "hockey Mom". Hockey Mom's shuttle kiddos to the rink, work at the concession stand and even run the zamboni. She has never been a hockey Mom, it's all a lie.

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    2. Anonymous7:40 PM

      She couldn't even carpool kids to school after the "twobull" that somehow produced Trig. The second immaculate conception. Bow, please, and send bucks. Sent by God to save the world.

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    3. The insufferable idiotic clown believes that she and mcinsane came in second place. That's her problem.

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    4. Anonymous8:16 AM

      Must be something in the water..

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  12. Anonymous5:12 PM

    I wish it was Sarah Palin's face on a hockey puck, to match the hockey stick.

    Then I would donate.

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  13. Anonymous5:15 PM

    $10? Seriously?

    They are crazy desperate. Sarah used to get $75 to $100K per speech. Can you imagine how many donations at $10 a pop it would take to equal the haul she used to get regularly?
    Wow. Just wow.

    She has hit bottom.

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    1. Anonymous12:57 AM

      That really puts it into perspective.

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    2. Anonymous8:17 AM

      Must be that audit...time to give it back...All of it...

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  14. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Next week SarahPAC wil be sellinge autographed Up Shit Creek With Sarah Paddles (tm)

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    1. Anonymous7:56 PM

      The Palins might want to look into True Crime Memorabilia. It could be a niche that works for them.
      http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bernie-madoffs-booze-goes-on-the-auction-block/

      Selling Memorabilia on eBay
      http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/01/04/report-former-madoff-employees-selling-memorabilia-on-ebay/

      http://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/bernie-madoff

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  15. Anonymous5:26 PM

    LOL, the second month of trying to raise money for using the 9/11 photo without the owners permission and she still can't raise a lousy 15 k. What a Fing loser.

    BTW I have an autographed Hockey stick from Bobby Orr ( that I got for nothing) and an Autographed hockey stick from " John " Bah" Harrington ( who was on the 1980 Miracle on ice" Olympic gold medal hockey team that I paid $850 for in a silent auction) and one from Herb Brooks that I got for $350 . I don't need no fake Fing hockey "mom" that never was to sell me me an autograph.

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    1. Anonymous5:33 AM

      Nice collection to be proud of. You could add the Palin stick sovthe other sticks can laugh at it.

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    2. Anonymous8:21 AM

      Can we line up to wack her upside her head...

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  16. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Instagram can work if she learns how to work it.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/24/coachella-instagram-girls_n_7139422.html?cps=gravity_2425_-4242506526108729846

    Hockey stick is worst idea this week. It screams how irrelevant and out of step she is (once she leaves the old folks home).

    How did it happen that her entire family turned on her so much? They were to be her ace.

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  17. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Next week, a "signed" flute.

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    1. Cracklin Charlie8:19 PM

      Is this the Sarah Palin equivalent of a garage sale?

      Maybe if I "sign" the junk for my upcoming sale I'll make more money. Where's my sharpie?

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    2. Anonymous8:23 PM

      From "Band Camp"? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      VernD

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  18. Anonymous5:36 PM

    That's right folks you too could enter for the chance to win this hockey stick, that somebody stamped Sarah Palin's name on, for as little as ten dollars. 


    Looking at the picture of the hockey stick and puck Sarah Palin is using to try to drum up donations for SarahPac, I'm reminded of the hockey puck looking thing below Bristol's mouth.

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    1. Anonymous6:20 PM

      Or when Bristol had one balanced on her unwed, teenaged, knocked-up belly.

      https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZArnpMYk-7g/TjQ3X_ftdyI/AAAAAAAABVU/X3OBNWc1loE/s1600/Bristol+32+weeks+pregnant+cropped.jpg

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    2. Anonymous7:29 PM

      How popular is hockey in Kentucky where Bristol will claim to be a hockey mom?

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    3. Anonymous8:22 AM

      729 HIV team is in the lead according to the news

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  19. Anonymous5:40 PM

    The Duck Dipshits and Personalized Hockey Sticks all in one Sarah PAC grift.

    So she is targeting hunters and hockey fans who are also Sarah Palin fans? That's a small market share if there ever was one. Who is advising her?

    Nobody....cause she's broke!!!

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    1. Anonymous8:23 AM

      That's all she's got

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  20. Anonymous5:43 PM

    So if I read this right, there is only ONE hockey stick to be sent out in a lottery to the lucky winner?

    At least Sarah won't be stuck with a warehouse full of personalized hockey sticks that nobody wants.

    And where are the contest rules? I think it is against the law to have a lottery contest without the rules posted???

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    1. Anonymous6:17 PM

      And where are the contest rules? I think it is against the law to have a lottery contest without the rules posted???
      ------------------
      You are funny, since when does Palin follow the rules.

      It could be illegal for a PAC to run a lottery for all I know, wouldn't that be great if she got taken down for something as stupid as a hockey stick lottery.

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    2. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Did we not call her the carnival sideshow?
      "Step right up...." and she's proving it.

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    3. Anonymous8:11 AM

      Where is the link to the rules of this specific raffle?

      They aren't that clear about the hockey stick either.

      Is there a letter of authenticity? If so what is the authenticity? Sarah Palin never was a player. Her only hockey son wasn't playing for long. Will they include the correct history? Will they lie about authenticity?

      http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxNjAw/z/BzUAAOSwm8VUsE3v/$_35.JPG?set_id=880000500F

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  21. Anonymous5:46 PM

    The Palins may not have the same story as Khardashian/Jenner, but they have a story. If anyone of them could be honest and real enough they could open up and get somewhere.

    Sarah is so stuck, as she is proving with the hockey stick throw back. If she wasn't such an unbearable harsh narcissistic sociopath one could feel sorry for her with that tragic attempt to bring in money.

    ‘For All Intents and Purposes, I Am a Woman’
    http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/viicckky/12965205/4753/4753_original.jpg

    Bruce Jenner Opens Up
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/for-all-intents-and-purposes-i-am-a-woman-bruce-jenner-opens-up/

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    1. Anonymous7:54 PM

      Track needs a ghost writer but he would do better to find one and open up.

      He is starting to expand and could be the next Rob Khardashisan or he may go all out to become a Duck Dynasty Dude.

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    2. Anonymous8:20 PM

      Strange birthday.
      https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/trigs-birthday-photosop.jpg

      Mama Bear and adopted cub.
      https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/palin-thanksgiving-trig-arm-neckchocking.jpg

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    3. Anonymous7:51 AM

      I would rather gamble for Bruce Jenner's javelin, unsigned or signed.
      http://www.eonline.com/shows/keeping_up_with_the_kardashians/photos/5726/bruce-jenner-olympic-gold-and-beyond/205801


      Anything the Palins have will belong in the Crime Museum.
      http://www.crimemuseum.org/

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    4. Anonymous8:27 AM

      Sarah is a man trapped in a woman's body hu Darrin

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  22. Anonymous5:50 PM

    If all of the regulars on SarahPac's payroll just agree not to get paid this month then they would not need to beg for money to make this weeks payroll.

    Am I right SarahPac regulars?
    Sarah Palin
    Tim Crawford
    Grey Strategies
    Northstar Strategies
    Aries Petra
    Andrew Davis
    Marilyn Lane
    Carol Ryan

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    1. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Under what name does Todd, Bristol and Willow use to get their SarahPac paychecks?

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    2. Anonymous6:57 PM

      6:17 PM

      Cash Palin.

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    3. Anonymous7:29 PM

      One of those "Strategies" has to include Nancy French writing Bristol's Blog who both get paid.

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    4. Anonymous8:28 AM

      617 forging signatures

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  23. Anonymous6:05 PM

    Is the dude on the right the ayatollah or Osama?

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a6/dc/7b/a6dc7bf01e4526fa05b71c09631ea817.jpg

    Along with Sarah even the Westboro baptist hate church backs Phil.

    http://i.imgur.com/3yY8XgZ.jpg

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  24. Randall6:08 PM

    You know, Sarah Palin gets a lot of criticism here for "whoring herself out" (like signed hockey sticks, etc.) but really...
    what else can she do?
    What talent has Sarah Palin got?
    What skills has she?
    Other than being pretty (and that is fading fast) and regurgitating jingoisms, what can she really do?

    So, to expect Sarah Palin to do anything other than spout vitriol and do pretty much anything for money is to live in a fantasy world.

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    1. Anonymous6:21 PM

      What talent has Sarah Palin got?
      What skills has she?

      Sarah Palin's skills and talents are privileged information only to be shared between Sarah, Glenn Rice, Brad Hanson and Curt Menard Jr.

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    2. Anonymous6:33 PM

      Agreed....she's not even about God anymore.
      Me! Me! Me!

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    3. Anonymous6:36 PM

      next stop--D pornography movies.

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    4. Anonymous7:51 PM

      She never was about god, it was all an act.

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    5. Anonymous8:16 PM

      6:21 Don't forget Joe Schmidt, the Director of Prisons.

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    6. Randall have you seen that witch without her make-up? she is frightening. Even with all her caked on make-up she ain't no looker. she hasn't been called (within her small fan base) a mlif in ages.

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    7. Anonymous5:38 AM

      She has no talents whatsoever. All she has is severe mental illnesses and those can only get you so far lol

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    8. Anonymous8:31 AM

      816 lol say he is now the Safety Coordinator at MSBSD seen in an interview! Jo Jo went plunk to the job floor!

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    9. Anonymous9:35 AM

      Excuses, excuses.

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  25. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Desperado, first she tried the I luv BIBI t-shirt and got no where, then the exclusive bumper stickers ISIS WAS WAS, that no one could figure out, tried again with "if it weren't for me, these three guys wouldn't be running for president" letter, guess that one failed also.

    Now she is going for a signed hockey stick, at the end of April no less, if the moron had at least thought of a baseball bat.

    I am sure there are plenty of her books out there with her "exclusive signature" probable going for 99cents on Amazon.

    Sounds like donations are way down otherwise she wouldn't have to come up with all these gimmicks. Next thing we know, Sarah will be working as a greeter at Walmarts.

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    1. Anonymous6:25 PM

      You have to wonder just whom are her advisers.
      Of course she's going to run 2016. Snort!

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    2. Anonymous6:34 PM

      back to the lemonade stand!

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    3. Anonymous8:31 AM

      Or rehab

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  26. Anonymous6:16 PM

    I dont have $10 to spare.

    Do I have to send in $10 for a chance to win a Sarah Palin signed hockey stick?

    Wikipedia
    Sweepstakes are a form of contest where a prize or prizes may be awarded to a winner or winners.[1] Sweepstakes began as a form of lottery that were tied to products sold.[2] In response, the FCC and FTC refined U.S. broadcasting laws (creating the anti-lottery laws).[3] Under these laws sweepstakes became strictly "No Purchase Necessary to Enter or Win", especially since many sweepstakes companies skirted the law by stating only "No Purchase Necessary to Enter",[4] removing the consideration (one of the three legally required elements of gambling)[5] to stop abuse of sweepstakes.[5]Today, sweepstakes in the USA are used as marketing promotions to reward existing consumers, and to draw attention to a product.[2] By definition, the winner is determined by luck rather than skill.[6]

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweepstakes

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  27. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Damn! First she sends Track off to rehab, and now she's selling off his old hockey stuff to make a few bucks. That's cold, bitch.

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    1. Anonymous6:56 PM

      Track actually played hockey at one time. He should be the one to sign the stick.

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    2. Anonymous7:00 PM

      ROFL!

      If you look real close, you'll see "Track" Sharpied-out!

      JJ

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    3. Anonymous7:22 PM

      There are peeps that would pay $1. for the chance to win a hockey fuc_ from Bristol. Like that Dakota guy.

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    4. Anonymous8:34 AM

      She's a sell out always has been always will be

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  28. Anonymous6:28 PM

    What would you pay for a chance to meet Sarah and Bristol and Dakota all in one place?

    Well lucky for you Sarah's next scam, ahem i mean next opportunity for you may be a meet and greet moose chili and blueberry pie event held at Podunk Kentucky to be held at tha Dowee Cheatham and How auditorium.

    General admission is 10 dollars, however is you want to meet Dakota and see Bristol do her famous "Gorilla Suit" dance there will be a charge of 20 dollars.Space is limited so buy your tickets now! For a mere fee of another 10 dollars you can have your picture taken with Sarah! and ya know we don't guarantee that she will push her silicone boobs in your chest, but hey! you may be the lucky guy. who knows?

    Boner pictures are the sole right of Sarah Pac and can not be used for your personal viewing ahem.. pleasure.

    Let's get Sarah to the White House, she is sick of Wasilla and her Arizona house? who knows? her kids and Todd kind of got bored with that so she is ready to go to Washington to fight!( literally, those Palin's love a fight) for Freedumbs and the NRA and stuff.

    Won't you give? Won't you beg?Sarah likes guys on their knees and guys on the bottom also too.

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    1. Anonymous10:07 PM

      I'd pay about tree fiddy for an invite to the Podunk Hoedown. Then I'd quit.

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  29. Anonymous6:30 PM

    If she still has it, she could actually get some bids on this.

    https://punchumgum.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/sarah-palin-patting-belly-copy.jpg

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    1. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Which would pay more, the autographed pillow or the prosthetic baby belly? Heck I might even bid on that and then later re-sell it to Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum!

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    2. Anonymous7:51 PM

      I think that is where the money is. Can you imagine winning Sarah's Spongebob stomach? I would not want to keep it but it would make a good donation.

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    3. Anonymous8:11 PM

      She could raffle off Palin Authentic birth certificates.

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    4. Anonymous8:35 AM

      She has to get them first

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  30. Anonymous6:30 PM

    Here are the "rules", now it remains to be seen if it is legal for a PAC to run a contest
    _____________________

    Autographed Hockey Stick – Contest Rules

    Contest Rules

    NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. ALL FEDERAL, STATE, LOCAL, AND MUNICIPAL LAWS AND REGULATIONS APPLY. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.
    .....http://www.sarahpac.com/autographed-hockey-stick-contest-rules/

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    1. Anonymous7:34 PM

      It makes me sick our electoral system has come to this.

      What bs when she says you will be donating to a campaign of her choice if you enter this raffle.

      Why can't people just send money to the campaign they want to support?

      This is too, too, too nuts.

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    2. Anonymous7:49 PM

      So how do I enter if I don't first give her $10? Also too if a purchase does not increase your chances how can she advertise it as each $10 will give you another raffle entry? Seems to be contradictory information.

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    3. Anonymous8:13 PM

      She is not even teasing about running for anything in the future. She is going to help other candidates. She will not run herself.

      She is also an attack dog, she will continue to do the SOS when it comes to hating people she doesn't want anyone to vote for.

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    4. Anonymous8:29 PM

      Your $10 is going for a chance (gamble) that you could possess a hockey stick. Once you part with that $10 SarahPac will give the 3 tea party idiots her traditional $5,000.

      If you don't need a signed hockey stick signed by someone that never played hockey, you might as well send the $10 to who you like.

      Sarah Palin is not going to campaign or run for an office. She is just a hack and a middle man now.

      Delete
  31. Anonymous6:33 PM

    Sarah, kindly take that hockey stick and shove it square up your skanky ass.

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  32. Anonymous6:42 PM

    I wonder just how much Sarah the thief is harming 9/11 first responders daily by not paying her court ordered $15,000 in fines. Seems to me that could feed plenty of widows and the children of the first responders that laid down their lives for others on 9/11. I guess to Palin having DuhKota lay down with Bristol is as big a challenge. Let's hope he knows how to use a condom so he doesn't get any sexually transmitted diseases from the Palin whore. Stealing food from widows and orphans is all Palin is doing.

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    1. Anonymous7:36 PM

      Everything about Sarah Palin and 9/11 is manufactured. A lie. That is very harmful.

      All the stories about Track Palin were made up for propaganda purposes.

      All Sarah Palin has ever done is harm 9/11 victims.

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    2. Anonymous8:00 PM

      Yes, it was, the driver of the car said so on their way to the airport.

      What still remains in my craw is her gun sights over districts post, and the video of Gabby Giffords asking her stop before she was shot through in head soon after. Six people killed, a 9-year-old Christina Green among them. Then came the "blood libel" speech and she still refused to take it down.

      Enter Sandy Hook and she bought TAWD a new gun in honor of it and bragged about it.

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  33. Anonymous6:47 PM

    What are the raffle laws of each state?
    http://www.rafflefaq.com/united-states-raffle-laws/

    Each state also has different requirements about the organizations that are allowed to hold a raffle and the manner in which it is conducted.

    For example according to the laws of Colorado, the organization must have been in existence for five years before an application for a bingo/raffle license can be made. Some state raffle laws limit the number of raffles that a tax-exempt organization can hold. Other states have other very specific laws about the value of prizes given away, the format of tickets and other aspects of the raffle.

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    1. Anonymous8:55 PM

      A raffle is considered on-line gambling because when you pay your money, it is just like the lottery. You are hoping that they will pick your number or ticket. A prize is being offered, even though it isn't worth much.

      Since the PAC seems to be sponsoring this raffle, and they are located in Virginia, here are the gambling regulations for that state.
      http://www.gambling-law-us.com/Charitable-Gaming/Virginia/

      Some more information
      http://www.ehow.com/list_6862743_virginia-raffle-regulations.html

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    2. Anonymous10:12 PM

      8:55 PM

      They must have a permit. This has been in the works for how long?

      Delete
    3. Anonymous10:21 PM

      16. Unless otherwise permitted in this article, no part of an organization's charitable gaming gross receipts shall be used for an organization's social or recreational activities.

      § 18.2-340.37. Criminal penalties.
      A. Any person who violates the provisions of this article or who willfully and knowingly files, or causes to be filed, a false application, report or other document or who willfully and knowingly makes a false statement, or causes a false statement to be made, on any application, report or other document required to be filed with or made to the Department shall be guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor.
      B. Each day in violation shall constitute a separate offense.
      C. Any person who converts funds derived from any charitable gaming to his own or another's use, when the amount of funds is less than $200, shall be guilty of petit larceny and, when the amount of funds is $200 or more, shall be guilty of grand larceny. The provisions of this section shall not preclude the applicability of any other provision of the criminal law of the Commonwealth that may apply to any course of conduct that violates this section.

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  34. Anonymous6:55 PM

    Not that the world is going to take notice but:

    B̶r̶i̶s̶t̶o̶l̶ Sarah Palin Backs Stephen A. Smith: ‘Every Black Person Should Vote Republican’

    http://www.inquisitr.com/2040379/bristol-palin-backs-stephen-a-smith-every-black-person-should-vote-republican/#URCfw56ykGWLpehz.99

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    1. Anonymous8:06 PM

      BWAHAHAHA, every Palin should vote!

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    2. Anonymous10:11 PM

      Fortunately, black Americans are smarter than the poor whites Sarah talks to. An it's kind of funny, but isn't that what the RW is afraid of "every black person" voting?

      Delete
  35. Anonymous7:04 PM

    Sarah Palin is/was a con, not a hockey mom.

    Track Menard's stick or puck is what would make a better raffle.

    Curt Menard, a longtime family friend, said he would often sit next to Ms. Palin’s parents to watch their grandson play. If Mr. Menard arrived after the game started, he said, he would ask if he was too late to catch him.
    “Track has a temper so sometimes you’d only see him half the game,” Mr. Menard said. “Get there late and he’d already be out.”
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/us/12hockeymom.html?pagewanted=print&_r=0

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    1. Anonymous8:52 PM

      When Sarah stood on the stage at the 2008 Republican Convention and said that she was a Hockey Mom, Track had already been in the military for a year. Before that, he was shipped off to Michigan to play high school hockey, but he injured his arm so he had to come home. So, Track had not played hockey for several years when Sarah claimed to be a Hockey Mom. Maybe that's what that hockey stick looks cheap, new and unused.

      Delete
    2. abbafan7:47 AM

      Anon @ 8:52 P.M. - it was written in one of the palin tell-all books that Trick-Track was forced to enlist on 11 Sept. ' 08. Her chauffeur later recounted the episode as a cold ride to the recruiting office. The skank bitch and the Pimp Toad were in the back seat of the car, the kid was teary-eyed, and the bitch snarled at him - "YOU OWE US"! She knew if word leaked out about his vandalism spree, and any possible jail time, the resulting publicity would prove to be a very serious embarrassment to the McCain campaign, and her credibility would be nothing but shit! The spin doctors went to work, strings were pulled, and damage control was put in high gear to protect her image. She is still beating that fuckin' dead horse seven years later ( "hockey mom" ?? , "combat vet" ??), but the big difference this time is that people are much more wiser to all of her lies and bullshit, and calling her out for it!

      Delete
  36. Anonymous7:14 PM

    It will reach "give money NOW or my creator will call me home" levels at some point.
    It gets better... for us, not you scarah.

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    1. Anonymous7:46 PM

      Why would Crawford send out an SOS "we need 10K by midnight" PAC alert on 3/31?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous8:09 PM

      Is Sarah still making videos? Why doesn't she just tell people to send her money for whatever?

      The PAC is to donate to others to run for an office. She will send $5,000 each to the 3 nut jobs. If she takes in $300,000 the rest of the money goes to a questionable and unnecessary operation.

      Who would care to enter a raffle or donate to have someone else send your money to another?

      If Palin had a legit PAC she would not need to use it like part of a gambling scheme.

      The New Zealand sock puppets are just part of the shit. They are only necessary to a criminal enterprise.

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    3. Anonymous8:39 AM

      That must be where they have the money...okey doky will send auditors there too...central bank wants its portfolio back...

      Delete
  37. Anonymous7:16 PM

    You know, I'm just waiting to see just WTH this coupling of MOH and D'OH is all about. The golden calf herself said, "there are no coincidences," and she even bought the ring.

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  38. Anonymous7:18 PM

    "If Sarah PAC wants our money then Sarah Palin better run for president and stop promoting shit like Rubio Cruz Paul ."

    Looks like a few in her cult are very afraid that Palin is pulling another Palin like when she purposely punked them for $$ in 2012. A few are beginning to see the writing on the wall while the rest of them think everything she says is an omen and is running a stealth campaign.

    Suckers!

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    1. Anonymous8:49 PM

      She can't use the PAC money to run for president. She has to start a presidential campaign fund which has tighter rules than the PAC. She can donate the money to other candidates, or continue to spend it lavishly on herself in order to ask for more donations.

      Delete
    2. Maybe her idiot flock needs to tell her that as soon as she starts her presidential campaign, they will contribute to that, because they want their dollars to only go to her personally, not to other candidates.

      It would be interesting to watch her try to figure out a way to tell them that all their dollars do go to her personally. Without actually telling them that.

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  39. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Hey Sarah, puck you!

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  40. Anonymous7:26 PM

    It's a good thing Trig and Tripp weren't born twins because Barstool would have named them Bartles and James.

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    1. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Or Ripple and Nipple.

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    2. Anonymous7:48 PM

      Cheaper, 7:32 PM! LOL

      Delete
    3. Mogen and David.
      Night and Train.
      Thunder and Bird.
      Wild and Turkey.
      Twobuck and Chuck.

      Delete
  41. Anonymous7:50 PM

    Hey Sarah, I'm holding on to my money until the day you auction off a DNA sample from Trig.


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    1. Anonymous8:02 PM

      Right, Sarah, DNA samples of Todd, Track, Trig, and Piper.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous4:46 PM

      DNA is not her favorite word

      Delete
    3. Anonymous7:32 PM

      446 yeah I hear that case is going international and a bud of Putin is the attorney...ouch Sarah...

      Delete
  42. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Will she be sitting at the Fox News table for the House Correspondents’ Association dinner in Washington on Saturday????

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    1. Anonymous8:27 PM

      Hell No.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous10:08 PM

      Nope, and neither will MOH fake and his faux bride either..so put away the sequined white dress, Sarah.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous3:06 AM

      @10:08 The next thing she will raffle off will probably be that dress!

      Delete
    4. Anonymous8:21 AM

      Sarah Palin would not be invited to the Correspondents' dinner by anyone in the world today - especially FOX folks. They've not had her on any of their shows in months.

      Sarah Palin is less than charming and knowledgeable and the FOX folks finally figured it out! It just took them 'quite' awhile!!!

      Delete
    5. Anonymous9:19 AM

      10:08, LOL. And you know that would have been her selection, that piece of shit flour sack.

      Delete
  43. Anonymous8:04 PM

    Okay SarahPac is charging $10 to enter a contest where you can win a hockey stick signed by a puck.

    Is there something not being shared?

    How much did that puck charge to sign the hockey stick?

    Like the husband of the puck once said what's in it for us?


    So can SarahPac tell us that the puck did or did not receive compensation for her signature?

    If Sarah Palin charged SarahPac $25,000 to sign the hockey stick then she would have charged $2,500 a letter.

    SARAH PALIN

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    1. Anonymous8:46 PM

      There's a deadline of May 8. It reminds me of the time they needed to raise $10,000. by midnight. Donate! Hurry up and donate!

      Delete
    2. Anonymous9:17 PM

      Not a contest. It is a gamble.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous10:41 PM

      Where is the May 1 drawing for the signed hockey stick? How can the public witness the drawing?
      Why is the deadline May 8 if the drawing is May 1?

      https://www.sarahpac.com/contribute-autographed-hockey-stick/

      This raffle is charitable gambling?

      I would like to know about all the other Pacs that use charitable gambling to bring in money to send to political candidates. Donating/giving to a politician is charity?

      Delete
    4. Anonymous8:18 AM

      For a 'charitable' drawing - you have to get a permit to hold it through the State of Alaska.

      Knowing the 'quitter' governor - seriously doubt she did it for the hockey stick drawing! She's a fucking idiot!!!!

      Delete
    5. Anonymous8:36 AM

      So, anyone here know just WHAT AUTHORITIES should be alerted to this scam?
      I am serious about this. It is about time the skand will be told once and for all to 'cease and desist' by the courts!
      Let's all get together and contact those authorities!

      Delete
    6. Anonymous9:15 AM

      8:36 AM

      AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Delete
  44. Anonymous8:10 PM

    For 7 year's, Sarah's been bragging about Alaaassska and how cold it gets, how deep the snow is, telling us she's used to cold weather. That photo wishing Phil Robertson a happy birthday looks odd. Those sure are heavy coats for West Monroe, LA, where temps this week. have been running about 70 deg. for highs and lows are 58 to 60 deg.

    What's up with that, Sarah? Have you gotten so skinny that you're cold all the time? Strung out?

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    1. Anonymous11:28 AM

      Old photo from the days of the big DD controversy that Sarah had to insert herself into.

      Delete
  45. Anonymous8:14 PM

    For $10 you get a hockey stick

    For the cost of a wine cooler, Levi will be miserable for the rest of his life

    Was the cost of a wine cooler to get Bristol to shed her panties worth it?

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    1. Anonymous11:46 PM

      For $10, you only get a CHANCE at a hockey stick. No numbers given of how many are entered in this once-in-a-lifetime giveaway.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous2:27 AM

      None of the guys BEFORE Levi made any effort to get her drunk before - well you know. Levi was the unluckiest one who came along.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous7:08 AM

      Why would anyone want a hockey stick that is signed by someone that never played hockey?

      She played basketball. Why not a signed basketball?

      Delete
    4. Anonymous7:51 AM

      Because she sucked at it, and the basket she made was a fluke? She was a benchwarmer and knows it.

      Delete
    5. Anonymous8:16 AM

      She hardly played basketball while at Wasilla High School. Check their records - she was a crummy player for the little time she was put in the game.

      Delete
    6. Anonymous8:45 AM

      She played the Mugshot Saloon, why not a signed condom? Oh, that's right, Todd would raffle that off.
      Bristol could raffle off a pee-stained thong dress. Willow could raffle off her text messages to stalkers.

      Delete
    7. Anonymous4:52 PM

      816 Heather made the winning shot that sent them to state bb finals...Not Sarah.. So that gas station was the reward...and who owns that property and most of downtown Anchorage???

      Delete
  46. Anonymous9:25 PM

    Palins, Pay attention.

    "Bruce lives a lie, she is not a lie. I can’t do it anymore,” he said.
    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/bruce-jenners-journey-years/story?id=30571195

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    1. Anonymous8:41 AM

      Yeah Sarah flip out that strap on u been using

      Delete
    2. Anonymous4:52 PM

      Lol...oh my gut...u r funny

      Delete
  47. I doubt very seriously that the stick will be given to a so-called winner. The insufferable witch is just showing the stick to collect money. Another scam.

    Why can't this elitist witch give one of her old tired books for each donation?

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  48. Notice how all her pics look like an amateur photoshopped manipulated the images. From the fake sarry's running in a marathon to this pic somebody is photoshopping the images.

    Also the insufferable witch made sure she's seen in her birthday wish to this racist, homophobe, pedophile asshole.

    How could anyone like this insufferable mama pig?

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  49. Anonymous4:11 AM

    Palin piss marking her territory is getting down right funny. Instead of citizen Palin sending Christian terrorist Jackoff Robertson a birthday message, she delegates her GrifterPAC to send a fucking looney official message like it's some nationwide decree.

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    1. Anonymous7:26 AM

      She seems to want it both ways. Oh look, she has friends and is so sweet to show how she appreciates her friends. Yet it is a political action committee and Sarah selling her family brand.

      She would have never been able to say she was a hockey mom if Track hadn't been a kid that once played hockey.

      Does she mention Track when auctioning the hockey stick? Why is the mother signing it?

      Was it actually Track's hockey stick? She is so covert this whole thing is confusing.

      It is probably some old stick from a thrift store or something made in Taiwan or China.

      How can a gambler know what they are donating for or to?

      Is she clear that the donated money for the charity gamble is going to Rubio Cruz and the other guy?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous8:41 AM

      I am not a hockey stick expert, but that pictured stick sure does not look like a real one. I mean, are all hockey sticks made out of what looks like a very soft type of wood? Don't they usually have some thpe of protective edge on the bottom, so the wood does not get chipped by the first contact with ice? Also, isn't the wood usually somehow protected, so the ice, once it melts, does not damage the wood?

      Delete
    3. Anonymous9:08 AM

      Thanks, 8:41 AM, I said as much below.

      Delete
  50. Anonymous6:02 AM

    A moment of clarity in the pee puddle today:

    bassman • 2 hours ago
    I would like to see Gov. Palin be Jake Tapper's first interview.

    Palinprodigy bassman • 5 minutes ago
    I would like to see the Gov interviewed by anyone at this point......if her powder gets any drier it might evaporate!
    ---------------------------------------
    hahahahahaha

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  51. Anonymous6:22 AM

    So, Sarah, how many confidentiality agreements are in place for Trig?

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  52. Anonymous7:17 AM

    "Next they will offer to auction off a pitbull with lipstick on it. Because you know, you gotta stick with the mythology."

    Sorry, Elizabeth Warren is not available for silly sweepstakes.

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    1. Anonymous7:32 AM

      You're right, 7:17 AM, Elizabeth IS the pitbull that chihuahua $arah only dreams of being.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous8:42 AM

      Ya know she HATES that name...lol...

      Delete
    3. Anonymous9:14 AM

      And she's a beauty to boot. I love Elizabeth's un-made-up look that's simple and neat and natural and doesn't hide her really lovely face.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Well said, Anon 7:32! Ms. Warren is the pitbull the Wall Street guys are scared of. While "Mama Grizzly" Sarah whines and plays the victim every chance she gets. You would think the P-bots would notice the disconnect between what Sarah claims to be and what she actually does. What's the attraction of someone who is such a loser?

      Delete
    5. Anonymous4:54 PM

      Elizabeth in Hebrew means consecrated to God - explains Sarah's distain with some

      Delete
  53. Anonymous7:17 AM

    Her marks are the fools that think she is going to run for an office.

    She knows she will never run, yet she is banking on people that are deceived by her tricks.

    Her pac needs to be shut down and someone help those unfortunate people to comprehend what has happened with Sarahpac.

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  54. Anonymous8:03 AM

    If Sarah Palin doesn't want her name linked to any settlement of SarahPAC illegally using and profiting from the 911 photo, then she should relinquish any and all connection to SarahPAC including using money from it to finance Sarah Palin Inc, her family or friends!

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  55. Chenagrrl8:08 AM

    So she burps this out across creation, but in her state of euphoria can't take a moment to wish her son, Trig, happy birthday in public. You think he doesn't understand, sister sarry?

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    1. Anonymous8:31 AM

      Trig slaps her away.....she had to collar him in the couch interview. I highly doubt he even lives at the dead lake compound but is brought over for photo ops.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous9:45 AM

      Tripp has his issues.

      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/22/article-0-0E067A1700000578-719_468x315.jpg

      Delete
  56. Anonymous8:13 AM

    Next she will auction off Piper as a young wife.

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  57. Anonymous8:17 AM

    It would be interesting to hear from a collector as to the potential interest and value of such a strange item.
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/111556207970?lpid=82&chn=ps

    Are there other sports where parents of kids that use to play the sport would try and use an item for a raffle or try to sell with the parents signature?

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  58. Anonymous8:25 AM

    It may not be Track's hockey stick.

    It may be a hockey stick that was used by Sarah's oldest daughter's baby daddy, Levi Johnston.

    Sarah Pac must be clear about what this thing they are raffling actually is. Other than it is a stick signed by a mother.

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    1. Anonymous9:07 AM

      It's no one's actual stick.
      Team property.....c'mon, people.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous9:44 AM

      Why don't they say where the stick is from? what team or whatever? Did anyone ever use it or is it just a token? I don't get how it is worth a $10 gamble.

      Are her marks so dumb they can't send $10 to the candidate they chose? Do they really need someone else to do that for them?

      Delete
  59. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Haven't read the comments yet, so excuse me if it's been said. This poor excuse of a human being didn't mention Trig nor Tracks birthdays on time, but she remembers the swamp folks patriarch's Birthday with her PAC's name on it, and in their honor, she's auctioning off a hockey stick with her name scribbled on it? How are they related? Does he play hockey in the swamp while blowing a duck whistle and pissing down his leg? If so, Sarah and he have something in common.

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