Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Disturbing video of the day: Ted Cruz "auditioning" for the Simpsons.

Well great now he even ruined the Simpsons for me.

Really, really dislike this guy.

47 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:39 AM

    This asshat really thinks he is "all that and a bag of chips."
    Insert bronx cheer.

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    1. Boscoe9:53 AM

      LOL his attempt to appear "hip" and "down with it". What a maroon.

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  2. Anonymous6:39 AM

    Well......he does look a bit like Mr.Burns and probably shares his world view philosophies.

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    1. Anonymous7:14 AM

      Actually if u look at some of the pictures of him, he kind of looks like Marcus Bachman

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    2. Boscoe9:51 AM

      Liberace & Joe McCarthy in a Star Trek transporter malfunction.

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  3. I hate to keep saying this, but on the upside, this guy is never going to be President.

    And now, with his recent... confusion, we'll say, about federalism and what the Supreme Court does, it's unlikely he'll ever be appointed to the Supreme Court, either.

    As a Texan, I'd like to apologize to everyone else for the US senate thing.

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    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      Apology accepted. For you. The rest, mmmm...

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  4. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Macy's dumps Donald Trump

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/01/politics/donald-trump-macys/index.html

    Poll: Trump in Second Place Among GOP Voters

    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2015/images/06/30/trumpbushclinton.pdf

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    1. Anonymous7:38 AM

      The dark money man behind the Donald

      https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2015/06/the-dark-money-man-behind-the-donald/

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    2. Anonymous7:59 AM

      Donald Trump Is Suing Univision And Blaming The Whole Thing On Hillary Clinton

      http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/07/01/donald-trump-is-suing-univision-and-blaming-the-whole-thing-on-hillary-clinton/

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  5. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Can't stand him nor his voice.

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  6. Anonymous7:16 AM

    O/T but did you catch this Gryphen? What an awesome result so far and it's only getting started!

    A new campaign has been set up on Indiegogo, an online funding website with a mission of "empowering everyone to change the world." With a goal of raising 1.6 billion euros, the "Greek Bailout Fund" aims to do what the Hellenic Republic's creditors apparently cannot.

    And, unlike Greece's actual bailout package there are no (austerity) strings attached.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-30/this-indiegogo-campaign-is-trying-to-bailout-greece

    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/greek-bailout-fund#/story

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/01/greece-bailout_n_7703704.html

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    1. Anonymous11:35 AM

      Damn, it's up to 1.113 Million Euros!

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    2. Anonymous6:48 PM

      Is Greece run by Republicans?

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  7. Anonymous7:23 AM

    I would love to see Seth MacFarlane get ahold of Teddy.

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  8. Anonymous7:40 AM

    This guy embodies the smarmy, doesn't he? He's just so vile and slimy, it makes my skin crawl. The remote possibility of him being the leader of the free world makes my stomach turn. How the hell can anyone find anything about his man even remotely attractive. Yech!

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  9. Anonymous7:41 AM

    The Simpson have been going down hill for a long so they must be very desperate to even consider this creep.
    He's ideal for a horror movie or maybe he's too scary?

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  10. Anonymous7:42 AM

    I just read that he agrees with Donald Trump about Mexicans.

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    1. Anonymous11:37 AM

      Ted Cruz defends Donald Trump over controversial immigration comments about drug dealers and rapists

      http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Ted-Cruz-defends-Donald-Trump-over-controversial-6360648.php

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  11. Anonymous7:53 AM

    A certain German dictator with a funny mustache had the same kind of overconfidence. Of course, he had his own doctor poking a needle full of meth in his ass everyday.

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    1. Anonymous6:50 PM

      Another similarity, both have one testicle. Cruz's just happens to be above his collar.

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  12. Balzafiar7:58 AM

    Ted Cruz should be charged with committing a terrorist act: running for President of the US.

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  13. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Ewww. Just ewww.

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  14. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Jorge Ramos Grills Ted Cruz: ‘Do You Have a Latino Problem?’

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jorge-ramos-grills-ted-cruz-do-you-have-a-latino-problem/

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  15. Anonymous8:17 AM

    First he sullies Dr Suess, and now the Simpsons. I hate him even more.

    Also, I thought those idiots hated Hollywood, why are they always co-opting the their works and the music of liberal artists?

    Mildred

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    1. Anonymous11:10 AM

      If these were attempts to show he has a humorous side, he failed.

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    2. Anonymous12:06 PM

      About as funny as the Grim Reaper telling a knock knock joke

      Mildred

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  16. Anonymous8:36 AM

    He did one thing right, though.... he DOES have the perfect face for radio.
    Now, excuse me while I go and take a Silkwood shower

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  17. London Bridges8:42 AM

    Born in Canada - not "Natural born." I'm sure even the current Supreme court does not want this guy to be president.

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    1. Anonymous8:54 AM

      Doesn't matter, parents are U.S. citizens. As with McCain and Obama, WHERE you are born doesn't matter, it is TO WHOM you are born that counts.

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    2. London Bridges9:14 AM

      Obama was born in U.S. - Hawaii. McCain was ok because it was a U.S. military base. All depends on how supremos define natural. When parents are citizens and birth not in U.S. that is derived citizenship, not imho, "natural. That is why Cruz panicked and gave up his Canadian citizenship, thinking that would help him. Supreme court may have to rule on the rule.

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    3. Anonymous10:03 AM

      >>McCain was ok because it was a U.S. military base.

      Actually that isn't true. He used that excuse, but he was born in a regular Panama hospital.

      According to the birth certificate and COLB of John McCain, McCain was born in Colon Hospital, city of Colon, Panama. While the BC states at the top that it is from the “Canal Zone”, the document also states that McCain was born in Colon Hospital, city of Colon.

      https://naturalborncitizen.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mccains-bc.jpg

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    4. Anonymous10:14 AM

      Doesn't matter, parents are U.S. citizens.

      No. His father was not a US Citizen until very recently and no one seems to know for sure about his mother. They claim she was but I have never seen any thing any one has put forth that proves it.
      He is the smarmiest! If they hire him for the Simpsons, I will never watch their show again. I'm sure no one cares but it would give me satisfaction.

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    5. London Bridges10:41 AM

      But McCain's father was living in Panama because he was in the military, which is justifiable.

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  18. Anonymous8:44 AM

    Meanwhile, as we wait for the quarterly SarahPac report:
    WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton raised $45 million in her first quarter as a candidate, Clinton campaign officials told the Daily News — setting a record for primary money raised by a presidential candidate in their first three months in the race.

    That number tops the $41.9 million President Obama raised in his first quarter as a candidate in 2011.

    Clinton is also following Obama's low-dollar model, with Internet fundraising a priority: 91% of donations Clinton received were for $100 or less. The maximum contribution to campaigns is $2,700.

    Clinton's campaign has been limiting itself to donations for the primary and seeking to play down fundraising expectations by saying its goal is to raise $100 million by the end of the year.

    This haul indicates that it will easily surpass the goal campaign officials are publicly setting for themselves.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 AM

      $45 million in 3 months !! Eat that Sarah ! You haven't raised that much in 7 years !

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  19. Anonymous8:56 AM

    "Really, really dislike this guy."
    Me too G. Times infinity. And that is the understatement of the century.

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  20. Anonymous9:10 AM

    http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/sex-abuse-victim-to-file-lawsuit-against-josh-duggar-report/

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  21. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Cruz looks like he needs a bath. He makes my skin crawl.

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  22. Anonymous9:15 AM

    http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/duggar-investigation-emails-reveal-cops-were-paid-to-guard-the-very-family-they-re-investigating-62082

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  23. What a m0r0n.

    Who advised him to do this and put it on video for the world to see? This is NOT PRESIDENTIAL.

    But then, a lot of the clown car aren't in it for the office, they're in it for the money. Once they've grifted enough, they'll drop until the next time.

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  24. Anonymous11:33 AM

    Yeah, he's nutz!

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  25. Anonymous12:17 PM

    This Republican clown-car show and specifically, Donald Trump, are/is taking the spotlight away from Ted Cruz! Both of them will never make it to the primary for POTUS!

    This is going to be a hoot to watch!

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  26. Anonymous12:18 PM

    I didn't waste my time watching the Cruz video. Waste of time. He'll never make it into the primary! Betcha!

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  27. Anonymous3:07 PM

    I find Mike Huckabee more repulsive than Ted Cruz. Teddy comes in second for most vile.

    And his impressions really suck. Put some more effort in it!

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  28. Anita Winecooler7:01 PM

    Was this supposed to portray him in a Presidential light? Epic Fail. First he reads Dr Seuss, and now he desecrates "The Simpsons"? Next stop, Sesame Street. Well, now we know he can suck at more than one thing at a time. That's gotta count for something.
    Imagine, if you will, Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton even daring attempt this level of stupidity. Fox and the RWNJ's would go bonkers. Yet they're apparently fine with this, and Trump and Hucakbee,,,,,,,,, Hope he paid the copyright fees and got permission.

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  29. Anonymous8:23 PM

    Unctuous.

    D'oh!

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