Wednesday, July 22, 2015

In desperate attempt to attract attention presidential candidate Rand Paul murders piles of paper with a chainsaw.

Courtesy of the Washington Post: 

The presidential candidate stands in the yard of his campaign headquarters, wearing blue jeans and a black and white T-shirt that reads “Detroit Republican.” Naturally, it’s Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.). 

“I’m trying to kill the tax code,” says Paul. “All 70,000 pages of it.” After asking voters to check out his tax plan – which would flatten the income tax to a universal rate of 14.5 percent, and replace payroll taxes with wage taxes – Paul subjects pages of the code to immolation, chainsawing, and Fargo-style woodchipping.

Pretty sure this is Donald Trumps fault. 

When you find yourself competing against a circus clown who is sucking up all of the attention, what choice do you have but to start throwing confetti and mooning the audience?

Personally I would have been far more interested in this commercial if Paul had ripped off that Jheri curl toupee of his, thrown it to the ground, and used the chainsaw to put it out of its misery.

But that's just me.

39 comments:

  1. angela9:03 AM

    Poor Rand. When will he start smashing melons and putting himself in a balloon?

    O/T but funny.
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fa5f40034b/donald-trump-pow

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    1. When does he bite the head off of a live chicken like the other circus geeks do?

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    2. krbmjb0512:55 PM

      Yep, time to one-up each other! I say they love guns so much. I would watch an old western style shoot-em up battle at the OK Corral! Last one standing is the GOP nominee! Those 2nd amendment nuts would LOVE it.....wouldn't they?

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  2. Anonymous9:10 AM

    Can't tell the difference between gop or WWF, (no offense to professional wrestling).

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    1. Anonymous10:11 AM

      WWF knows they are all about entertainment.

      The gop takes themselves seriously.

      Did that help?

      JJ

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  3. That thing on his head needs to be killed by fire.

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  4. Anonymous9:11 AM

    Jheri curl toupee - love it!

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  5. Anonymous9:16 AM

    my arms are bigger than his. Just sayin'. (49 yr old female)

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  6. Anonymous9:16 AM

    Bristol Palin Mocks Welfare Recipients, Instagram Users

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2015/07/bristol-palin-mocks-welfare-recipients-instagram-users/

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    1. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Now Brancy is tag teaming with her evil mother:

      http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2015/07/planned-parenthood-official-jokes-about-buying-a-lamborghini-with-money-from-the-sell-of-butchered-baby-bodies/

      No surprise she's in bed with these guys:

      The Groups and Individuals Trying to Destroy Planned Parenthood Are Very Bad People

      http://rhrealitycheck.org/a-network-of-lies/

      http://thinkprogress.org/health/2015/07/21/3682799/planned-parenthood-sting-group/

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    2. Anonymous10:55 AM

      Bristol is scum. I hope they do a follow up and inquire about her best friend and co-worker. She never needed any services? Why? She was a struggling single mother like Bristol. She doesn't know or have any friends that have needed assistance during their struggles?

      Bristol has no heart, does she hang out with the same? It is not like Marina is merely a friend. Who is there for the pregnancy, who will go to birthing classes or be there for delivery? No one to help Bristol when she comes home with her new bundle of joy?

      Her parents, Dakota, Joey are all being hard ass.

      Only Sunny and Levi Johnston have offered help and acknowledged her and this baby.

      Sunny are busy with their children and starting a new business. I think they just moved to a spectacular new home as well. Of course, that isn't called in to the rags since they aren't having to stay in a basement.

      The Palins are the ugliest two legged critters to walk the earth in Alaska. Or are they hiding in Arizona now? The ugliest two legged critters to walk the earth in Arizona, also, too.

      Don't forget they want to kill off heath services and choice.

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    3. Anonymous11:14 AM

      The Campaign of Deception Against Planned Parenthood

      http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/22/opinion/the-campaign-of-deception-against-planned-parenthood.html

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    4. Anonymous11:34 AM

      Hoaxers Fail to Nail Planned Parenthood in New Video

      David Daleiden’s new undercover video shows a push to get a top doctor to alter how abortions are done—but she mocks the idea of turning a profit on fetal tissue.

      http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/21/planned-parenthood-official-jokes-about-buying-lamborghini-with-fetus-tissue-profits.html

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  7. Is this fuckwad using a ripped off imitation of the Jimi Hendrix version of the Star-Spangled Banner?

    Why can't republicans leave the music of people who despise them alone?

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  8. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Sorry. O/t, but have you read Geoffrey Dunn's latest blog at huffpost? Great take down of Sarah Palin's latest attempts at relevancy.

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    1. Anonymous10:20 AM

      Here's the link:
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/geoffrey-dunn/sarah-palin-john-mccain-donald-trump_b_7837860.html

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  9. Anonymous10:23 AM

    When will he perform with the "Bass-O-Matic"?

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  10. Anonymous10:31 AM

    After all the others Paul is sort of refreshing.

    O/T lol Sarah is giving us a peek at her orange hand! Can you imagine escorting your crazy aunt to SNL? She owes Payton big time.
    https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/photos/pcb.10153506504293588/10153506497488588/?type=1&theater

    A new purse carrier, Payton and Auntie at rehearsal.
    https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/14379_10153506503108588_302428808424179210_n.jpg?oh=8883ca70c4f9f5e66ec4b6c471684bc6&oe=56104A5F

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    1. Anonymous11:05 AM

      Wow, she sure is giving a huge shoutout to her nephew, but nothing like that was posted for her own children for their birthdays. What a horrific parent she is.

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    2. Anonymous11:36 AM

      She rather SHOUT OUT about her FAVORITE NEPHEW than acknowledge Cletus the Fetus. Do you think Bristol is giving birth about now?

      If not, you know she has been seen going to work and getting ready with the baby's room and shopping for all the new baby stuff. They won't be able to miss seeing her in Wasilla/Anchorage. She would be on the road a lot.

      It would be easier to hide in Arizona.

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  11. Anonymous10:49 AM

    This would be the perfect cycle for AIP PALIN! I would love to see her out Rand-Rand and out Trump-Trump, because you know she can and you know she would! It would be awesome!

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  12. It seems they are all a bunch of idiots, trying to out-idiot each other. GOP = Goof Off is Priority

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  13. Anonymous11:09 AM

    Trump Voters Are Hillary’s New Best Friends

    A memo to Trump’s super fans from the GOP establishment.

    Greetings, Donald Trump super fans. I am a member of the GOP establishment. I’m writing to tell you that, no matter how much you wish it otherwise, the Donald Trump candidacy is almost over.

    Don’t be fooled by Trump’s double-digit lead in a new poll: He is not going to win. He’s not going to win the primary. He’s not going to win the general. He’s not going to win a third-party bid. Sure, he can damage the GOP ticket badly enough to guarantee Hillary’s election, but he can’t win. He’s too flawed, too liberal, too undisciplined and too afflicted with verbal dysentery when even slightly provoked. He lacks the fundamental presence and gravitas of a commander-in-chief.

    Donald Trump is not running a real campaign. He is working the phones, stirring the pot and using the media ecosystem to its fullest. Soon, the bolder members of the field will follow Rick Perry, Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush in making harder and more decisive strokes against him. Unlike Trump, they’ll use real oppo, tested and targeted messages—ads built not just to cut, but to kill. They’ll break his operational tempo, get inside his OODA loop and turn his circus into a crispy ruin. It’s what real campaigns do.

    Trump will lose, and Trump supporters will wake up with a combination I call “herpes and a hangover.” They may have had fun the night before, but they’ll regret the hangover for a day. However, if Trump’s games in this campaign lead to the election of Hillary Clinton, they’ll regret the herpes a lot longer.

    ...So excuse me if I speak out of turn. Here, Trump enthusiasts, is what I’m hearing you say, and why you’re Hillary Clinton’s new best friends:

    Read more: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/07/trump-voters-are-hillary-clintons-new-best-friends-120466.html#ixzz3geI9phmA

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    1. Anonymous11:19 AM

      Titans Clash as Donald Trump’s Run Fuels His Feud With Rupert Murdoch

      There is a rift between the billionaires at the top of the conservative news media over the 2016 candidacy of Donald Trump.

      http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/donald-trump-is-fox-news-frankenstein-and-rupert-murdoch-is-helpless-to-stop-his-rampage/

      http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/22/us/politics/titans-clash-as-donald-trumps-run-fuels-his-feud-with-rupert-murdoch.html

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  14. Nikogriego11:16 AM

    Rand Paul's tax plan – which would flatten the income tax to a universal rate of 14.5 percent, and replace payroll taxes with wage taxes-is a huge problem for regular folks. The idea that hard working low-wage earners would pay the same income tax as millionaire corporate managers ignores the significance of the income differential and the fact that low income people use a much larger portion of their incomes for simple basic necessities such as shelter, food, and clothing, leaving much less left over to pay income taxes and still have enough money to actually enjoy their lives.

    Wealthy income earners should pay more of their income to cover the cost of the rest of the lower-earners in our skewed society. If with a flat tax came guaranteed housing, food, and medical care, then okay, but that is not the way it is.

    If you make $50,000 for a family of four, and have to pay out $7250 in taxes, leaving you with $42,750 to live on, that is quite different than a person bringing in a million dollars, paying out $145,000, and still having $855,000 to get by.

    And that doesn't include all the tax deductions rich people get, including mortgage interest deductions, depreciation, and other things their tax people can use the their advantage. Plus all people currently pay flat sales taxes, which also affect poor people way more than the rich.

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    1. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Exactly, all he is doing is giving the rich another tax break they don't need or deserve, high time the millionaires start paying their fair share.

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  15. Anonymous11:23 AM

    Oh god. Now Trump is going to want to one-up this stunt. I see him calling a press conference so he can chainsaw somebody from Mexico in half.

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    1. Funny! Bad, but funny.

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  16. Anonymous11:32 AM

    The Duggars Believe God Wants Them Back On TV

    The source says the evangelical Christian family, who often discussed their religious faith on their TLC show, is "heartbroken that they've now lost that platform."

    "The Duggars want to return to TV because they truly believe it was part of God's plan for them to spread the word about their faith," the source says.

    "I think Jim Bob and Michelle honestly did expect people to just move on from this," the source adds. "Their thinking is, they put this behind them ages ago, so why wouldn't the rest of the world?"

    http://crooksandliars.com/2015/07/duggars-believe-god-wants-them-back-teevee

    http://www.people.com/article/duggars-heartbroken-over-tlc-cancellation?xid=email-peopledaily-20150722AM-20939442-hd

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    1. They're heartbroken over the loss of $$$ and nothing else. They're freaking terrified that somebody would have to get one of those awful j-o-b's where you have to actually work!

      Right now Jim Bob and Michelle "work" in the bedroom for about thirty five seconds, nine months later Michelle pops one out and turns it over to one of her older daughters to raise. Then when the cameras roll they criticize everyone else, particularly gay people, for not being as saintly as they are.

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  17. Anonymous12:11 PM

    I dunno, Gryphen... that Jheri curl toupee seems to have a life of its own. I wouldn't necessarily count it out in mortal combat with a chainsaw.

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  18. Randall2:52 PM

    Flat Tax Republicans don't believe that the strongest among us should have to lift any more than the weakest, the sickest, or the disabled.

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  19. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Wow. Between this and Lindsey Graham's "destroy the phone" video stunt, it's clear that Trump truly is controlling the narrative.

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  20. Anonymous5:15 PM

    And all the Dumpster did was show who could be the biggest clown. *it was a Deep bench.

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  21. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Is there a difference between a wage tax and a payroll tax? Rand Paul and his truthiness.
    66 gardeners

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  22. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Since the republicans never come up with a plan, never discuss issues and never have any solutions, we might as well be entertained.

    The "poor" gov of Ohio jumped in the race and no one even noticed. He has a really innovative platform: get the economy back on track and create jobs!!

    Guess he didn't get the memo Pres. Obama already accomplished that.

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  23. Anita Winecooler6:22 PM

    Rand is a tad overdramatic, as is Lindsey Graham, who did a piece on how to destroy a cell phone. Hammers, blenders and rocks.... not a pretty sight, and soooo unpresidential!!!

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  24. physicsmom10:13 PM

    Just a note to say that Rand Paul cannot highjack the label "Detroit Republican." While I'm a Democrat, the Republicans in this part of the state are not as loony as he is.

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