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| "I'm going to have this man over for a pillow fight." |
2012 GOP nominee Mitt Romney will be hosting two rival Republican presidential contenders at a holiday sleepover Friday evening.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio will both be staying over at Romney's property in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire, an aide to Romney confirmed.
The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.
Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.
"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.
Well how adorable.
I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")
Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.
That should be fun.
Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?
I am anxiously awaiting photos of Christie riding on a jet ski. Will it just sink to the bottom of the lake, I wonder? Has Mittens decided to stop making fun of Christie's corpulance, now that he has "slimmed down"? Gathering of crooks and infidels. Rubio can see how the other half lives. A change from his "middle class, $600,000 home" Queen Anne can hold court with the "lessers", tell them all about her car elevator, and her other homes and all the "staff".
ReplyDeleteI bet they will talk about how "good help is sooooo hard to find."
DeleteYes, especially since Mittens had to let all the Messicans go when he started running for office!!
DeleteWell...its a good thing Mittens has that car elevator just sayin'!
DeleteThey will prob talk about the 47% bla, bla, and make sure no hidden cameras around, and how to steal the election from Hillary...
How gay can they be?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's telling them how he can win the elction for them through the Romney family's investments in voting machine companies. Maybe this time they will be successful. There's a reason Karl Rove was convinced Romney had won.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/17/1162678/-Anonymous-claims-it-stopped-Karl-Rove-from-hacking-the-vote
You are on to something. Rove knew a fix was in , somehow didn't materialize. They will stop at nothing.
DeleteNever let your guard down.
Yup, 6:45 and 7:04: I agree, that's exactly my impression re why Rove insisted. And I add to that our certain knowledge of places where voter fraud actually happened (and I'm not even counting the "reduced access to voting" ploys we have seen).
Delete@7:04AM -- "Rove knew a fix was in , somehow didn't materialize. "
DeleteThat's because the hacker group "Anonymous" also got wind of the fix and blocked the servers.
For doing that, in my eyes they are heroes. The look on Rover's fat face was priceless when the returns weren't as planned.
That is a excellent post Anonymous6:45 AM!
DeleteAnd its true Rove was SHOCKED when Ohio I think it was came up for Obama and the servers didn't go down.
Bastards!
They will true again.
I got news for you...
ReplyDeleteKhristy Kreme isn't marching in any parade!
He'll be riding in a Lincoln F-450 Convertible and waving at the crowds that came to see a parade, not him...
The could tether him to float above the parade like Macy's does with their gasbags.
DeleteIt would take a lot of helium to make him float...
DeleteA great idea to raise campaign money would be to sell photos of Christie in his footed jammies. You know Rubio has to wear pull ups to bed because of all the water he drinks, otherwise he wakes up in a puddle.
ReplyDeleteI still can't get Humpty Dumpty in the white baseball uniform out of my head. Fatso doesn't need to get on a wind surf board, his "John Kerry moment" was that ridiculous picture of the gelding in the white baseball uniform. I didn't know men could show camel toe.
ReplyDeleteThat would be what is known as a "Moose Knuckle."
DeleteThat is the male version of a camel toe...
Wait until the Christie and Rubio families find out that Queen Anne charges for bed and board. No coffee or tea in the morning, it's forbidden fruit. Hot water and stale pop tarts are what's on the menu.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure their cook will provide a delicious breakfast.
DeleteRemember that fake pic of Ann trying to cook.
I doubt it. There were pictures of the Romney family "enjoying" Boston Market carry out for Thanksgiving dinner.
DeleteMormons aren't exactly known for their culinary skills. Lots of jello, and other sugary crap, no caffeine or spices because spices get the blood moving and you might do something crazy...like take off your magical undies.
Everything will have tons of sugar in it like all LDS recipes. Also lime jello with chicken, carrots, and marshmallows. When we lived in UT, we'd always eat before we'd go to any function given by our LDS neighbors, the food was THAT bad.
DeleteLime jello with chicken?! I just threw up a little...
DeleteTweedle Dum!! Maybe Mittens will convince them not to reveal their tax returns, the way he did. Who takes "tips" from a loser apart fro the gop clowns? Maybe he wants them to invest their take into his companies? Most of these fakes are running to sell books and make money. Huckleberry is nothing but a fake religious grifter. Santorum is the same way, fake. Maybe Mittens wants to see Christie in a speedo?
ReplyDeleteWhoops! I wonder if Mary Pat's favorite song is "Little THINGS mean a lot"??
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th everyone.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Birthday to Malia Obama!
OMG, that baseball photo looks just like Tweedledee
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https://www.goog=isch&sle.com/search?q=tweedledee+tweedledum&source=lnms&tbma=X&ei=YAGYVfblFsKw-AGHl5ywCg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg&biw=1117&bih=590#imgrc=J1bOUHv2BBGX4M%3A
Mg G: run the Tweedledum picture right beside the Christie baseball photo.
ReplyDeleteI am shocked Palin wasn't invited. I guess her $100,000 per day appearance fee was a bit too much for a brain dead woman giving head... I mean her version of oration stimulation.
ReplyDeleteShe could have sent Bristles, she is already knocked up anyway.
DeleteIs this Romney's NH residence that Willard claimed he did not live in when he claimed to live in his son's basement in Massachusetts and registered to vote in MA in order to vote for Scott Brown???
ReplyDeleteI read where they modernized the underwear because people had stopped wearing them, especially the women. The women were supposed to wear their bra over the top. Try that one time in the summer with a bra over even just a linen camisole. Uh, no effin way. The modernized men's version:
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The modernized version likely has a MUCH smaller pouch for the family jewels. Queen Anne wears the pants in THAT family. Mary Pat Christie must be something of a contortionist, getting access to THAT tiny penis to get pregnant!!
ReplyDeleteTurkey baster.
Delete"but me and Mary Pat'? Should it be "but, Mary Pat and I', Mr. Christie?
ReplyDeleteWhoever allowed him to wear (and appear in public!) that baseball/softball team outfit must have done it on purpose. He's sooooo athletic looking!
that picture is the best diet aid evah
Delete"You know the Romney's like sports."
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No, the Romney's like "sport". "Sports" is soooo 47%, Gryphen...
Mildred
"Mitt Romney invites Chris Christie and Marco Rubio over for a pajama party."
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Well, goody for him. Maybe he can give them some hints and tips on how to behave like a loser, like screwing over your campaign workers before election day is even over.
Made for SNL skit!
ReplyDeleteI had a hearty appetite for some BBQ my neighbors invited me over for but after seeing that pic....I dunno.
ReplyDeleteHmmm......what kind of "sport" does Mitt like if he is inviting a bunch of adults over for the night? Swingers? Does Christie have to wear magic underoos too?
ReplyDeleteOf course Governor Crispie Creme is grateful he and Mary Pat were invited. Mitt has a car elevator, and for the first time, Chris and Pat can ride the same elevator at the same time. And what's not to like? Free Accomodations and all you can eat welsh cakes!
ReplyDeletePlease, please, please warn people. I need a keyboard condom after seeing Chis in uniform with a cameltoe to match his manboobs. My condolences to Mary Pat, should have checked the horn before buying the bull, just saying.
http://www.northjersey.com/news/port-authority-road-funds-probe-intensifies-1.1368743?page=all
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