Monday, August 17, 2015

Bristol Palin, aka Nancy French, wants you to know she did not laugh once at that Funny or Die parody of the doctored Planned Parenthood videos.

So this is the Funny of Die video, which in my opinion is pretty damn good.

So good in fact that it has several conservatives upset that it is making a mockery of their attempts to get people really incensed about Planned Parenthood so that they can convince their governors to defund them in their states.

And one of those conservatives is the Sarah Palin paid, Bristol Palin impersonating, Nancy French.

(Wait, is that THREE conservatives?)

Anyhow she put on her best Silence of the Lambs inspired Bristol Palin skin suit and wrote this pouty response: 

Making fun of people who are speaking out for unborn babies, against murdering them and selling their parts is so lame. (Yeah guys it's SO lame!) Imagine if this video was made making fun of abolitionists who wanted to end slavery or civil rights activists working to end segregation. 

The fact of the matter is that Funny or Die has made a clear choice: they support death. They support tearing apart babies’ arms and legs and selling them for a price. “It’s a matter of line items” they say. 

French then links to an article over at the Washington Post, French's now go to newspaper it seems, that through some rather convoluted means tries to poke holes in Planned Parenthood's contention that they only spend 3% of their budget on abortion services. 

Brancy finishes up her tantrum thusly:

Funny or Die has not only chosen to support the death of innocent, they have chosen to mock it. 

They should rename themselves a more accurate title: “We Think It’s Funny Babies Die.”

You can almost hear her stomping her feet as she writes this can't you?

Gee it must be really frustrating when you create a bullshit meme by releasing doctored videos, and then some other group casually sticks a pin in it with just one humorous video.

81 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:42 PM

    "Tearing babies apart"? She's really going for sensationalism isn't she? So, I guess when people harvest organs from organ donors, they're tearing out the heart, liver and kidneys? Forest was right, stupid is as stupid does.

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    1. Anonymous3:35 PM

      Don't forget "They support tearing apart babies’ arms and legs and selling them for a price."

      $elling... tearing apart babies for money.

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    2. Anonymous8:11 AM

      Doctors do, in some later term abortions, reach up into the woman, and tear the baby apart - literally limb from limb - during the "procedure" and while the heart is still beating.

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    3. Anonymous8:16 AM

      I must say that just because PP separates their procedure--consultation before abortion,pre-surgical prep, the actual procedure, the recovery, medication, and followup on another day. They write these down as separate things, and can say that the abortion is a small service, but the other 4 parts aren't included, even though they were actually part of the abortion. Some things that are coming out need investigation. PP should welcome the investigation, to clear the air.

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  2. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Nancy is a dim and dishonest brainwashed child. She is a perfect fit for the Palins. There is nothing more there.

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    1. Anonymous3:23 PM

      So are Palins.

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    2. Anonymous3:28 PM

      I was just going to comment, no wonder she writes for bristles, same narrow, ignorant views. How old is horse face anyway? She writes like a 15 year old but more coherent than challenged bristles. Of course a mushroom has a bigger intellect than mini me.

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    3. Anonymous4:38 PM

      Nobody reads a damn thing Nancy writes under her own name. She has to pretend to be someone else, someone at least a few people care about. The Palins collect no-talent hacks like Nancy and Becky Mansour.

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  3. Caroll Thompson2:46 PM

    Most Americans support Planned Parenthood. For those that do not, I have some really great advice - don't use Planned Parenthood services.

    I think the Planned Parenthood doctored videos have run their course and PP will survive. And that is a good thing, because if they are suddenly forced to close, the abortion rate will skyrocket.

    So, I could make an argument, as good or better than the one above stating that you support increasing the number of abortions if you do not support Planned Parenthood.

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  4. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Bristle's time would be better spent tracking down Cletus the fetus' baby daddy and also researching birth control methods so she doesn't end up with a third abstinence bastard.

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    1. Anonymous5:22 PM

      3rd? Was this one a whiteout at full term?

      http://s406.photobucket.com/user/WestCorrespondent/media/Bristol%20Palin/PalinBristol101121rehearsal3.jpg.html

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    2. Anonymous6:29 PM

      It's always mind-blowing to see those DWTS days pics.

      And she obviously had lipo done after. Articles talk about her having lipo done on her neck, but there's no way she didn't get it done all over.

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    3. Balzafiar7:18 PM

      3rd? No, not at all; 4th.

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    4. Anonymous8:18 PM

      Balzafiar

      Yup.

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  5. Anonymous3:09 PM

    We get it, Brancy, ad nauseum, that you're pumping up the latest unwed pregnancy. Ho Hum. So Bristol chose life; that was her decision, You don't get to dictate to others what their choice must be. You must be an absolute bore in life.

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    1. Anonymous3:35 PM

      Uhm, let's see is nancy saying go fuck like a bunny like my boss barstool and that's just fine. Just don't even think about practicing safe sex, using birth control or heaven forbid make a choice about whether you're ready to be a parent. The horrid way she's raising that obnoxious brat, tripp, certainly proves she's not ready to be a parent. For that matter her mother at 56 isn't ready either, but alas, too late, she's already ruined 3 out of 5.

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    2. Anon 3:35 Leave Tripp out of it. She created a brat, hopefully Levi and Sunny can undo some of the damage Bristol has done,

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  6. Anonymous3:13 PM

    "Lighten up, Francis!"

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  7. Anonymous3:19 PM

    They never choose life...they just wait 18 years to send them off to war where they loose body parts and their lives ....and these are living and breathing boys and girls.

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  8. Anonymous3:22 PM

    I c bristols still looking for a "soapbox". No education. No work history. Plenty of experience in makin' babies! Nobody cares,Bristol. You cant even obstain. Nobody wants a Whore telling them how to avoid getting knocked up. Where's all the other babies you and mom were pregnant with?

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    1. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Oh, Bristol can "obstain", she just can't "abstain".

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    2. Anonymous4:12 PM

      Old Bris leaves stains whever she goes.

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    3. Anonymous6:11 PM

      Barstool has hundreds of selfies of herself abstaining.

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  9. Anonymous3:22 PM

    I'm guessing Bristol's newest baby-daddy is Jesus, himself. What other good Christian woman wouldn't disclose who impregnated her? It wasn't a husband (as if) or fiance (that ship has sailed), or even a serious boyfriend (unless she hooked up with Junker). So, this must be an immaculate conception. No wonder Nancy/Bristol is acting so holy.

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  10. Anonymous3:25 PM

    Gotta do whatever it takes to prime the grift pump by keeping The Dullard's name out there!

    When will a journalist/media person of any kind call out the fraudulent practice of people "writing" various incendiary rants and putting another's name on it -- someone who in reality cannot articulate such thoughts, or put compound/complex sentences together!

    When will someone demand a face to face interview of BrisDull -- Even $arah comes out from behind the safety of social media now and again.

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    1. Anonymous3:47 PM

      Bristol wouldn't accept the invitation.

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    2. Anonymous4:35 PM

      She would word salad, just like Mommie Dearest did in front of Katie Couric, and Fox that she got booted from.

      It still cracks me up that she called Katie's a set up. They weren't gotcha questions, she is just that ignorant and stupid. It's called "media doing their job."

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    3. Anonymous6:15 PM

      4:35pm

      I know, right? If anyone asked the hard questions it was Charlie Gibson hitting her with "what do you think of the Bush Doctrine"? As all Katie did was ask her what she read...she's a hopeless dolt who loves to play victim. I can't for the life of me figure out why she's trying to throw Bristol out there as a pundit. Is she trying to embarrass her? I daresay she's even a bit more dim than her mother so why put her this situation? Payback for her little pregnancy screw up? Payback for doing something to crash the Dakota hookup?

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    4. Anonymous6:33 PM

      It was a bit like hearing that Couric question again yesterday when on Meet the Press Trump was asked about where he gets his foreign relations info from and he said from "shows."

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    5. Anonymous6:58 PM

      6:13 PM

      Whatever the plan was, this pregnancy messed it up, Bristol said so herself originally and they aren't getting the positive press they wanted. More like an huge eyeball roll.

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  11. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Unwanted IVF embryos are disposed of without so much as a whine from the religious rightwing nutjobs. American women go to Canada/overseas for an abortion, again no whine from the nutjobs. But the nutjobs go into outrage on steroids about Planned Parenthood because, SLUTS MUST SUFFER PUNISHMENT for their SLUTTINESS.

    Huckabee's slimy drooling about a 10 year old rape victim forced to continue the pregnancy is a shining example of every nutjob's wet dream.

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  12. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Doesn't it seem strange that Dakota hasn't announced how happy he to be having a new baby daughter in a couple months, even if he isn't with Bristol any more? You'd think he'd be gushing about it given how verbose he was about his feelings for Bristol and Tripp before they broke up.

    And why wouldn't Bristol be talking about the fact that her daughter will have a daddy who is a medal of honor recipient, regardless of their breakup. That's a pretty big deal for the Palins, to be connected to a highly-decorated, publicly celebrated military vet. And it wouldn't be great, but getting pregnant with a man you plan to marry isn't the worst thing that could happen, even if you ultimately break up a week before the weeding.

    Based on her "five months" picture, Bristol got pregnant while she and Dakota were dating and it sounds like they had a whirlwind relationship, like they were soulmates. She said it was on purpose and a short while later they got engaged.

    So, why won't either one of them make mention of Dakota being the daddy?

    Things that make you go, "hmmmmm....."

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    1. Anonymous3:43 PM

      If Bristol's planned parenthood was with Dakota he would not be silent about the disappointed blessing.

      Palin-lite is one sick knocked up sorry mess.

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    2. Anonymous4:29 PM

      That baby is not Dakota's.
      Hence, broken engagement.

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    3. Anonymous4:34 PM

      If Dakota were the father, he'd be talking up a storm about it. So, Bristol, who's the daddy of you disappointing blessing?

      Life's a Tripp, aint it?

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    4. Anonymous4:50 PM

      Maybe Derkota has lawyered up and has been told to zip it.

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    5. Anonymous6:17 PM

      I'd have love to have been a fly on the wall when he found out whatever it was that made him kick her to the curb :-)

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    6. Anonymous9:47 PM

      Brisdull does not have a clue who the baby daddy is.

      She is making sure her name stays in the public eye so she can be front page in all the tacky tabloids when Cletus arrives, with all the drama surrounding his/her daddyhood. Of course, she'll prostitute pictures to the highest bidder. And that's her career!

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    7. Anonymous11:21 AM

      Bri$Tool should be ready to pop her spawn any day now! In June she pretended to be five months along, but the picture was taken earlier. It's two months later now (since her announcement), so $he is at least 7 1/2 months, if not eight or even. Ine months.
      Has anyone seen her at all this summer? Why are there no sightings and no pictures of her out in public?

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  13. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Good grief. If Bristol, her mother and their shared ghostposter would just shut up. We all know how they feel, ad nauseum. Bristol should concentrate on Tripp and on her baby-to-be; we would all be in a better and much calmer place. So much hysteria and nastiness is not good for a baby. Bristol needs to get over the fact that her mother did not march her into an area Planned Parenthood office when she was 16. It's too late for the Palins to blame Planned Parenthood for Bristol's latest unplanned/planned predicament.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous3:49 PM

      Yes.

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    2. Anonymous4:00 PM

      They're never going to shut up when Kim K gets all the press for her pregnancy and Bristol is treated with a collective yawn as she should be.

      That what happens when you don't practice what you preach, It's called hypocrisy with a capital H.

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    3. Anonymous4:14 PM

      But Bristol may not even know about these diatribes, so her in utero baby may be just fending off chemical attacks rather than any hysteria-caused hormones.

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    4. Anonymous6:18 PM

      If she stresses herself to much she might drop another Trig or Ruffles...

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    5. Anonymous6:38 PM

      The one thing Bristol has in common with Kim K is that asinine facial expression she makes of sucking in her cheeks and making an O of her mouth and pushing her mouth forward into an elongated horsey face. Why people think they have to make that expression, and why they think it actually looks good, is beyond me.

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    6. Anonymous9:44 PM

      KimK at least has the courage to talk with people, appear on tv shows, etc. BrisDUll won't come out from behind the safety of her social media bunker to talk with anyone - or appear outside of a bathroom, car, protected environment.

      As for the rest about stupid faces posted to the blogosphere, you're right on, So unattractive and stupid looking.

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  14. Anonymous3:39 PM

    It's just a matter of taste, Gryphen.

    This is what Bristol thinks is funny:

    Perpetual cross-eyes
    Teaching Trig to twerk
    Teaching Trig to say "bullshit"
    Her preschool son calling her sister "faggot"
    Shoving people faces into their birthday cakes
    Calling herself a "slut"
    Giving people the middle finger
    Pretending to not wear makeup and taking a selfie

    Bristol humor is more along the lines of "Bevis and Butthead," rather than "Funny or Die."

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    1. Anonymous4:09 PM

      ^

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    2. Anonymous4:14 PM

      Don't forget perpetually self-indulgent selfies.

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    3. Anonymous4:14 PM

      Don't forget perpetually self-indulgent selfies.

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  15. Anonymous3:45 PM

    With all this talk about Planned Parenthood and abortion, it makes you wonder if someone close to Bristol, maybe even one of her parents, suggested she terminate her pregnancy. It probably isn't the first time that suggestion was made to Bristol by someone close to her, maybe even one of her parents.

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    1. abbafan3:15 AM

      Anon @ 3:45 P.M. - this PP abortion ranting started as $arah flapped her trap about going to AZ, with a side trip to "go fishing" in Canada. Why Canada $arah; you always brag about how "awesome" AK is for fishing? Or was there a side trip to Edmonton for a "wite-out"??

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  16. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Whatever happened to this baby? Was it a whiteout? Was it given away? Did Track anf Britta fake a marriage and a childbirth to cover for Bristol and Sarah? How will Sarah and Bristol explain away the Father of Bristol's current 'mistake'?
    Who was the father of the 2010 DWTS fetus?

    http://s406.photobucket.com/user/WestCorrespondent/media/Bristol%20Palin/PalinBristol101124-100505.jpg.html

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      I've always wondered about the DWTS baby and what she did with it, mainly because it seemed to be Levi's. They had the whole "We're getting married" magazine cover when she first started showing and then that fell apart and she went on DWTS, moved to AZ, then we see her pregnant in Haiti but never is there a baby. Britta had Kyla Grace in August 2011 but the DWTS baby looked ready to come in January 2011 and that would have been quite a delayed turnover, unless Bristol found it too difficult to take care of Tripp and the new baby and had to give her up months after the birth.

      I just can't believe that Levi would let her give up one his kids though, so maybe it wasn't his but he was willing to marry her?

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    2. Anonymous6:34 PM

      It was not Levi's.

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  17. Anonymous3:55 PM

    I'm tired of the Bristol/Sarah/Nancy show. So. Boring. Doesn't Bristol have some pimples to pop on some poor client?

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    1. Anonymous4:25 PM

      She's not licensed to pop pimples or anything else.

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    2. Anonymous4:33 PM

      I really feel bad for that poor little girl horrible Nancy and her horrible husband adopted from Africa. That poor child is being raised in that hypocritical, dishonest, super-christian household by two hypocritical, dishonest, no-talent, do-anything-for-money, lie-for-jesus parents.

      I wonder if they ever let her forget they "saved" her.

      As she get older, what will they tell her about dating and birth control and pregnancy and sex and abstinence and Bristol Palin?

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  18. Anonymous4:02 PM

    I cry when I think of the babies who are born of rape or incest, against the will of their mothers.

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  19. Anonymous4:10 PM

    OK I clicked on the video worried that Funny or Die might have crossed some line. That video was delightful, and educational. Who would be offended by it? (Answer: someone not very bright.)

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    1. It was the first "PP" video I watched.

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  20. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Fucking brilliant! (unlike Bristol)

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  21. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Creating fake accounts and using them to commit slander/libel, how is that not interstate stalking?

    Note: yes I'm posting anonymously. I get the irony.

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  22. Anita Winecooler4:33 PM

    (Wait, is that THREE conservatives?)

    Who knows? At least three of them have Multiple personality Disorders, and at least one of them is "With Disappointment", which, according to Funk and Wagnal's "Cray Cray to English" unabridged Dictionary, is cray talk for another "person", so who knows?
    What's sad is if Brancarah availed themselves of the services Planned Parenthood offers, especially sex education and contraception, then one of them wouldn't find herself "with disappointment", And even sadder is they don't realize it's a parody of a poorly edited piece of propaganda.
    I'm almost positive Bristol has and/ or had at least one funny bone in her, She snorts and chortles when Tripp Johnson drops the homophobic "F" word, or flips the bird to strangers in her presence, and there's nothing funny about it at all. . These people need to lighten up, it's called "Funny or Die", since they don't find it funny, and there's only one other choice, then why ignore the obvious?

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    1. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Yes, disappointment and she can't hold her chin up over this one. One has to wonder just what to the plan was beforehand.

      The Brancy crap is getting old. These people purposely put themselves in the public eye so don't come crying when you're mocked for your hypocrisy and the fact that you can't take a joke.

      Care to comment on the 10-year-old giving birth, Brancy??

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  23. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Good for Nancy French for getting people to watch the funny or die video.

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  24. Anonymous6:07 PM

    "Imagine if this video was made making fun of abolitionists who wanted to end slavery or civil rights activists working to end segregation."

    +++++++++++++++++
    You can bet your ass that Sarah, Bristol and Nancy would have been fighting AGAINST these issues had they been able to.

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    1. Of course they would! It's all about state's rights and "freedom" dontcha know? Freedom to have slaves. Freedom to run your plantation the way you want. Freedom to sell off the husband or children because they are "property" after all.

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  25. Anonymous6:28 PM

    I'm beginning to think Ted Nugent is Cletus the Fetus' baby daddy.

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    1. hauksdottir11:08 PM

      Bristol is too old for Ted; the perv prefers unfledged girls to adult women.

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  26. Anonymous8:04 PM

    How funny that retard hides behind Brancy's posts. We never hear Bristol speak her own words. Probably because every other word would be AWESOME.

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    1. AKinPA2:40 AM

      I don't think so, Anon @ 8:04. Listen to the police tapes from the brawl. Every other word was not AWESOME. But it did show an extremely limited vocabulary.

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  27. Anonymous8:09 PM

    Mommy, Immoral Minority keeps making fun of me. What do you because I'm fucking stupid. You're the fucking stupid one mom. Look how far you have fallen since 2008.

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  28. Anonymous8:11 PM

    We've seen two generations of retards. Plus two generations of worthless mothers. Hope there isn't a third one.

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    1. Anonymous10:02 PM

      There are already three: first one is Sally, second one is $carah, and third one is Bri$$y!

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  29. If someone's job is to ghostwrite an illiterate person's blog, you know right there the person must be a no talent hack. If Frenchie had an ounce of talent, she would be writing for a paper or magazine not for the Palins.

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  30. Anonymous9:46 PM

    Beotch: that living organism you carry inside your f_cked up belly is NOT YET a baby! It is a FETUS u til it comes out of your HOOHAH and can live on its own. Right now it CANNOT live on its own, so it is NOT a baby! So, STOP TALKING ABOUT BABY PARTS being torn apart during an abortion (which YOU, BTW, HAVE HAD BEFORE - just like that freaking beotch of a mother of yours!

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    1. hauksdottir11:22 PM

      And if she actually read the Bible, and accepted it as the {{{Word of God}}} she'd believe that life begins with the first BREATH, a concept which is reinforced through multiple Bible passages.

      No breath (anima), no animating life force (anima), no soul (anima).

      This is where Hucklebee is particularly odious. As a preacher, he had to have learned this in theology classes. Either God breathed life into a mound of clay... OR that wet pile of dirt was already fully human with rights of personhood and God wasn't necessary at all!

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    2. Cracklin Charlie6:40 AM

      Good observation, hauksdottir!

      They love it (not) when you use their book to shoot holes in their ridiculous notions.

      Personally, I am starting to think Upchuck and his kind are all just a bunch of pedophiles. They want all women to behave like little girls. Easier to control them that-a-way.

      Good luck with all that, Freakazoids!

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  31. Anonymous10:28 PM

    Bristol's blog also has a post about the Funny or Die video. I like this paragraph:

    "Making fun of people who are speaking out for unborn babies, against murdering them and selling their parts is so lame. Imagine if this video was made making fun of abolitionists who wanted to end slavery or civil rights activists working to end segregation."

    Bristol and Nancy have no idea how the civil rights activists were treated, dogs, fire hoses, arrests, beatings, murder. As for the abolitionists trying to end slavery, the end result was a Civil War that took 620,000 lives. The Civil War may have ended slavery but it has not ended the racial divide that still exists in this country. Making fun of someone and killing people are two different things, but both Nancy and Bristol can only think and write at the most simple level because that's all that their readers can understand.

    Bristol and Nancy do not understand the concept of a woman being allowed to make her own choice. Bristol proudly writes that she chose to have this baby, the huge disappointment, the one where Bristol got ahead of herself. She chose. She had a choice. Other women are entitled to make the same choice, for whatever reasons they have. It is each person's personal decision-- as opposed to the idea in our Declaration of Independence-- that everyone is created equal. People trying to heal a social injustice are not the same thing.

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    1. Anonymous3:48 AM

      If she "got ahead of herself" by getting pregnant before Mommie and she could trap Dakota, then she's getting her just desserts. It may have worked for Mommie in passing Track off as Tawd's but I give Dakota props for being smart enough to get the heck out of that little scheme. I hope he realizes now just how big a bullet he dodged.

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