Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Does anybody want to see Bristol Palin getting ripped to shreds for her ignorant post yesterday? Sure you do.

So I don't have to tell you that Bristol really stepped in it yesterday with this post: 

By the way, no one is buying the “Denali is what the Alaskans have called it for years” line. I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know … 

It’s Mt. Mckinley … It always has been and always will be to most of us… 

You know there's stupid, and then there's the Palin brand of stupid.

And that did not escape the notice of various blogs and websites who are having a field day with mocking the unwed mother to be part deux.

First there's this from The Hollywood Gossip: 

“The list goes on and on," she blogged "But instead he worries about renaming a mountain… The next election can't come any sooner." 

We're guessing Bristol meant the next election can't come soon enough. 

But we stopped questioning someone who made $300,000 as an abstinence spokesperson, only to then go ahead and get pregnant again, a long time ago.

Others focused on the fact that even Bristol's mother had referred to the mountain as Denali during her farewell address.

This from Raw Story:

It is entirely possible that Bristol wasn’t listening to her mom (teenagers, hmphh!) which makes sense because if she had ever listened to her mom before– who is pro-condom — she wouldn’t be adding on all that baby weight. 

Again.

And then of course the folks at Wonkette had to have their say:

OH YEAH, BRISTOL? Maybe you were too busy getting knocked up by the Lord to know What Mountains Is Called, but your mother, your repugnant idiot mother, you know, that lady who ran Alaska for like seven minutes before she ran out to buy cigarettes and never came back, SHE KNOWS what the mountain is supposed to be called, and it’s called “Denali,” according to Alaskans.

It's kind of hard to say that yesterday's post is the dumbest thing that has ever appeared on Bristol's ghostwritten blog (After all there is SO much competition.), but it is definitely in the top five.

I am currently waiting for Nancy French to double down on the post, because as you know Palin's, and their ghostwriters, are genetically incapable of admitting a mistake.

But so far the only posts since that debacle has been one attacking Hillary, and another featuring that photo at the top of this page.

Perhaps French and Palin are conspiring to one up the Denali post with others that deny obvious truths in Alaska. Such as one claiming that climate change is a liberal plot, or that hypothermia is an imaginary condition, or perhaps that bears do NOT, in fact, shit in the woods.

At this point I cannot say I would be surprised by any of those.

128 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:06 PM

    Google "operation Denali" wherein gov palin sponsored a group of wounded warriors seeking to climb "Denali - the highest mountain in North America".

    I think she also claimed to climb "Denali" or part of it in one of her reality shows. Remember when she got pulled up the rock like a sack of potatoes?

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    1. Anonymous12:29 PM

      Palin's rock-climbing attempt was Episode 1. I believe they were in the Denali park but I think they were on a lesser peak.

      Here's a link for Palin's association with Operation Denali:
      http://www.veteranstoday.com/2009/06/02/military-order-of-the-purple-heart-bids-farewell-to-operation-denali-2009/

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    2. Anonymous12:50 PM

      Sarah Palin quit on wounded vets. Treats them like they're as dead as Chris Kyle.

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    3. Anonymous1:02 PM

      I love that episode because Sarah was shitting her pink twinkles while climbing on a slope not much steeper than an escalator and (has anyone seen) Todd was urging her on in his little girly voice calling her "Juicy", which is just one of the grossest things I've ever seen or heard!

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    4. Anonymous1:23 PM

      I didn't see it, 1:02, but I'm laughing at your description. I can picture the whole thing in my head.

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    5. Anonymous1:45 PM

      Sarah Palin no more physically climbed Denali than I did! If they put her up there - in some area (which I truly doubt!) with a piece of equipment, it's too bad they didn't leave her there!

      The woman is such a proven fraud and liar! How many times have I said that over the past ten years? Haha!

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    6. Anonymous1:49 PM

      Maybe they "barged" her up there.

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    7. Anonymous2:08 PM

      Lol! Good one!

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    8. Anonymous6:26 AM

      Hey Scarah, I dare ya to climb this mountain! I made it to the summit last Friday! I'm your age but I'm not in as "great shape" as you are! LOL! Sure I have fear of heights even and had to put "the blinders on" at some of the more open ledges as I climbed up because otherwise I would freeze up right there. But you know what? I pushed on through my fear because I wanted to make it to the top and I did!! Funny thing is, after making the summit and enjoying the view of Mt. Washington to the north and the lakes region to the south, I didn't feel so scared anymore. On the way back down I had no trouble standing on those ledges and looking out at the spectacular view. Now, that's a life lived vibrantly, you anorexic meth head! Hey IMers, sorry if I sound like I'm bragging but I'm just so proud of myself. Don't know if I will ever get up a mountain again at this stage of my life.... https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS605US605&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=mt%20chocoura

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  2. Anonymous12:06 PM

    You know Bristol didn't write a word of it, and doesn't have any idea what she "wrote". She probably couldn't care less, so why should we?

    Elizabeth 44

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    1. Missed Opportunities1:18 PM

      Perspective comes in the form of court appointments…and when the Palins can’t make it to Geneva…then what my bright eyes? lol…grin…smile…
      Oh and how is that PREGNANT girl doing? Sending in folks to follow some to the worksite is a FELONY..or the person that went into the gunshop to warn them…about what again…gosh…the charges just keep adding up BRISTOL…tell mommy all fall down now…and daddy to stop stalking people!
      See I don’t’ think you know it’s all being recorded the WHOLE time…OUCH!

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    2. Anonymous8:21 PM

      We really don't care that Bristol is perpetrating a fraud on her "fans" by profiting from an inspirational,Christian blog written by an older woman that only professes hatred and lies.

      Her "fans" might.

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  3. So enjoying the smackdown twat lips is getting.

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  4. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Illegitimate buns in the oven, all for you, Lord Jeebus!

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  5. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Illegitimate buns in the oven, all for you, Lord Jeebus!

    This applies to both Sarah and Bristol. And maybe Sally also too?

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  6. Anonymous12:30 PM

    In all these pictures you post of Bristol and her baby bump, she always looks like she's hiding something. Parts of her body always seem fuzzy or obscured. What's up with that? Typical Palin.

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    1. Anonymous1:00 PM

      I don't think she's pregnant, she's just pretending for attention.

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    2. Anonymous1:01 PM

      I have been wondering the same thing. Something just does not look quite right. Have even thought perhaps she has already had the baby.
      But in any event this spiel of hers is quite amazing for its lack of accuracy. The ultra venomous parts sound like Sarah and some parts sound like Bristol. Strange that neither of them recalled Sarah's connections to the vet group or the fact she mentioned Denali in her resignation speech. Very odd.

      Pat Padrnos

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    3. Anonymous1:39 PM

      She is constipated. She will be fine after her dump.

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    4. Anonymous1:41 PM

      Damn, is she just like her mother or what?! Shit, she's probably following directions from her mommy!

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    5. TwoBlueJays1:54 PM

      Posted my doubts on her pregnancy yesterday. What we know is ONLY what we're told - not what we see or think we see or are allowed to see. Baby, due date, all speculative. We know that they have faked before and are experts at the 'birth and switch'. Is she pregnant? Who knows. For some reason, Wasilla is 'Under the Dome; (reference for you, G) and we never hear ANY first hand accounts from that place.

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    6. Anonymous2:22 PM

      Isn't Bristol living in Anchorage now? She spends time there. Even says she goes to work each day. You can't blame Wasilla for it all if she is in Anchorage a lot.

      Maybe take up a collection for a good PI and squeeze this baby to find out the lies and if any parts are true.

      We don't know if Bristol is making money directly off pregnancy and Cletus now.

      Sarah is going for money at the Pregnancy Resource Center’s Banquet for Life. She's dropped the military and vets.

      She hasn't mentioned the grand baby and Bristol is pregnant but she is going to that territory for money and to spread her knowledge and experience.

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    7. TwoBlueJays3:08 PM

      I think she isn't mentioning it because it isn't true anymore. Anything that is an earner for Sarah is out there and pimped and promoted until they wring it dry. There is NO occasion that has proved too embarrassing for Spalin to pimp. The Turkey Cones come to mind...

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    8. Anonymous7:00 PM

      Who can say for sure that's even Bristol? Hmmmmm

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    9. Anonymous6:32 AM

      Well, what doesn't add up is the fact that Bristol outed herself around the end of June because people around Wasilla noticed she was pregnant. Now she says she's 5-6 months and barely shows?

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  7. Anonymous12:32 PM

    Waiting for Bristol to claim Bill Clinton is the baby daddy.

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    1. Anonymous1:40 PM

      He's too old to be making seed! Find some other guy for her more age appropriate 12:32 PM!

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    2. TwoBlueJays5:11 AM

      Orange IS the new black...

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  8. Anonymous12:50 PM

    So who has been filling your head with the claptrap that bears shit in the woods? :-)

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  9. Anonymous12:50 PM

    I think one of Bristol's cousins is named McKinley.

    Not in honor of the 25 President, about whom she knows nothing, but for a mountain named for this Ohio politician, all right. But, if she wants to honor the man who oversaw savage treatment of Philipinos, go right ahead.
    Look up some American history, or scan a map of Alaska so you can re-name yourself something related to Alaska.

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    1. Anonymous1:00 PM

      They name their babies after where they conceived so I guess that Bristol's aunt had sexy times up on the mountain informally called "McKinley" when she got filled up with baby batter? (by naming their babies from their site of conception the Palin/Heaths are always able to remember exactly which man/woman/dog/bear it was that knocked them up)

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    2. Anonymous1:21 PM

      McKinley is a stupid first name for a girl or anyone. Then again, so is Bristol.

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    3. Anonymous1:48 PM

      The Heath family is into ugly kids' names, they even make up ugly ones, yet none of them have weird ugly names.

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    4. Anonymous2:00 PM

      They didn't feel special enough with Charles, Sarah, Molly, and Heather (I hate that I know all those names), so they had to go with a bunch of nouns that are more about the parents feeling "cool" than the kids.

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  10. If Ohio wants something named after their one claim to fame, let them find something in their own state to name after McKinley. Like maybe the biggest corn silo or something.

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    1. Anonymous1:20 PM

      I can't believe ANYONE would be angry at this decision, even people living in Ohio.

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    2. Anonymous1:26 PM

      Ohioans don't give a tinker or anyone else's damn what some mountain in another state is called. Only wannabe prez candidates and RWNJs give a damn (since last week) since it gives them one more thing to be against President Obama about. I really wish the POTUS would come out Against water or air. Would be so fun to watch them hold their breath until they turn blue.

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  11. Anonymous12:54 PM

    Maybe Nancy is tired of dealing with the Palins and this is her way of throwing Bristol off a cliff. There are only so many times you can hear "the check is in the mail."

    (or maybe Nancy finally realized she sounded nothing like Bristol and this is her way of dumbing it down base level)

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    1. Anonymous3:01 PM

      I have thought that before. This one more so.

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  12. Anonymous12:58 PM

    Bristol doesn't even look pregnant, the angle, the "bump" it all looks like she's wearing a strap on. Do we think that she is faking this for some reason?

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    1. Anonymous1:19 PM

      If she is faking something, it's the date of conception. It's very important for Bristol to pretend that the only man she had unprotected sex in the past year was the man who she was going to marry.

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    2. Anonymous1:46 PM

      I would say for sure faking the timing. Could be a fakery that she is preg now. I've known women bigger than that pic after they gave birth.

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    3. Anonymous6:38 AM

      I said this above.... That's exactly what I think. People in Wasilla noticed she was pregnant back in June... Now she barely looks preggers. She probably already popped out a little one but the actual birth date was too inconvenient for her abstinence/engaged meme.

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    4. Anonymous3:07 PM

      Looking only at that photo, she might well be post-partum now. Those could certainly be post-partum boobs. It would fit with a scenario whereby she was visibly pregnant when Dakota smelled a rat, i.e. 4 months pregnant in late February, delivery late July or early August. She disappeared from the public eye months ago. Is there any real evidence ruling this out?

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  13. Anonymous1:01 PM

    OH NO THEY DIDN'T CALL SARAH PALIN’S DAUGHTER A DUMBASS

    Gryph you forgotthis part below

    Wonkette :
    The ONE time we expected a Palin to say something halfway smart and this happens

    Sarah Palin, It’s Time To Have The ‘Denali’ Talk With Your Dumbass Daughter Bristol

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    1. Anonymous1:08 PM

      Mommy they called me borderline-retarded, retarded and now a dumbass.

      Mommy am I borderline-retarded, retarded and a dumbass?

      Mommy?

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    2. Anonymous1:38 PM

      Is she really STILL calling Sarah "Mommy"? She's truly a retarded child if she still is in that mode!

      Sorry, but cannot (for the life of me) see Sarah Palin as a 'mommy'! There is no love or warmth to the woman!

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    3. Anonymous1:39 PM

      Borderline? That's being generous.

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    4. Anonymous6:42 AM

      Hey, don't knock older kids calling their mother "mommy." I still get called that once in awhile and I love it. Besides, I called my 88 year old mother "Mommy" when she was on her death bed last month. For some of us it is a term of endearment, no matter how old we are.

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  14. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Just because Bristol doesn't know that Alaskans prefer Denali over Mt McKinley doesn't make her a dumbass. We like to think of her as a retard.

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    1. Anonymous1:17 PM

      Why not both?

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  15. Anonymous1:08 PM

    There are so many adorable children's books written & illustrated by Alaskan authors about or referencing Denali. Guess they are not on her bookshelf.

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    1. Anonymous1:50 PM

      Bristol: What's a bookshelf?
      Sarah: I guess it's a shelf to hold a book—whatever that is.

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    2. The bookshelf got thrown in at the spring book burner.

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  16. Numbers1:10 PM

    Now you're feeling it Barstool...does it make you have some remorse for all the things y'all did? No, because you need to have a heart to feel remose...well, now it's all fall down...lol...how's that working out for you...head tilt...this is only the beginning...smirk...

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    1. Anonymous1:35 PM

      Her poor children that she is keeping or claiming! I feel for their futures!

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  17. Anonymous1:16 PM

    It is doubtful that Bristol can write anything more than, "Where are my $300. sunglasses?" or "Baby boy spoiled rotten." It really has to be said, loud and clear, far and wide that Bristol does not writing anything longer than 140 characters. If it exceeds that length, it was written by Nancy French. Sometimes, Nancy has a similar post on her own blog, French Revolution.. But, no one has heard of Nancy and Bristol does get attention. The question is, "Who pays whom? Is it SarahPAC paying Nancy to write these posts with the hope of pretending that Bristol is some kind of political spokesperson? Nancy may do it for cheap as a way to get her message out there. I am sure that most of the time, Bristol has no idea what Nancy is writing about.

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    1. Anonymous1:38 PM

      "There's nothing on my face but beer and makeup".
      -Bristol Palin September 6, 2014

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    2. Anonymous3:51 PM

      The Palins and the police.
      http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Video/__NEW/tdy_betty_palin_141010.jpg

      Happy Anniversary
      https://twitter.com/NancyAFrench/status/637733710847213568

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  18. Anonymous1:17 PM

    You would think a young woman whose health care has been provided free because of her native heritage would know that the mountain is called Denali.

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    1. Anonymous1:38 PM

      I don't think that Bristol actually uses her BIA healthcare, she's too good for that ya know.

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    2. Anonymous3:06 PM

      I have been thinking the same thing--why would someone who is an Alaskan Native be so upset about restoring the native name? Is she not proud of her heritage?

      Archie Butt

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    3. Anonymous5:24 PM

      Proud of her heritage?? Doubtful. It may explain all the face sculpting she's had done. Had to get rid of her roundish face hoping people might think she's a long lost Kardashian.

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  19. Anonymous1:33 PM

    Talk about two female idiots in that Palin klan - Bristol and Sarah! Willow was the smart one in getting out of the state and living elsewhere on her Mom's dime. Too bad Bristol doesn't or won't do the same thing!

    I predict the entire family is going to have dreadful lives as they move into the future. Suggest they legally change their names, have more facial surgery so they are not recognizable and change their voices through some type of training!

    You poor Alaskans and especially the ones that live around them in Wasilla! They are such jokes to Alaskans and Americans throughout the country.

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    1. Anonymous1:51 PM

      Not good to mess with Russian mob. They will start taking out each one... one by one. More grizzly than Sarah, also too.

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    2. Anonymous1:54 PM

      Willow is the smart one, and she's not that smart.

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    3. Anonymous2:08 PM

      Willbow is smart enough to get fixed after a couple of abortions.

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    4. Anonymous2:37 PM

      We're rather happy that Sarah is gone from Wasilla for most of the year, as is Todd. Really the only Palins that are in Wasilla for much of the year are Piper and Willow. (I guess Piper gets herself to school?)

      I heard that Barstool's new home is in Anchorage, good, that's 50 miles away, yes ,awesome, Palins are fleeing Wasilla and for that we are grateful!

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    5. Anonymous4:06 PM

      Where's Trig?

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  20. Anonymous1:39 PM

    Bookshelf? There are no books in the Palin compound except that box of Sarah's 'college textbooks' in the garage. Full of spiders.

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    1. Anonymous1:58 PM

      The skank didnt but any books. She never attended class.

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  21. Just a tip for Nancy "Dumbfuck" French; Before you write something for Bristol, you need to do some research. You can't just write on your "hate Obama" instincts. You should asked Sarahskank if she has ever referred to Mt. McKinley as Denali (Yes, she has). A little research would have also taught you that Alaska has been petitioning since 1975, to have the name changed back to Denali. The Natives of Alaska call it Denali.By blogging your stupidity; using Bristol's name, you make her look really ignorant. Was that your plan?

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    1. Anonymous1:54 PM

      Maybe Nancy was drunk when she wrote it.

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    2. Anonymous2:53 PM

      No kidding, Patti, it is beyond stupid. They're always going to have it in for President Obama winning in '08, the class and success of his family.

      Now that he has "darkened" their state, pun intended, the fangs come out in head-scratching idiocy.

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    3. Anonymous3:38 PM

      This post was written a little different than the others. More like a jumble of thoughts strung together with "..." She may very well have been drunk! lol

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  22. Anonymous1:45 PM

    It's hard to credit that Bristol really wants to remind the world just about every day that she can't keep her legs closed. Or that she fucks black men. Or whatever.

    Poor Tripp, imagine what he must be overhearing about his mother.

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  23. Anonymous1:56 PM

    I do, i do...

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  24. Anonymous1:57 PM

    No kidding a couple more years then he will really know what a lying whring fool his mom is.

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  25. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Bristol loves attention. It doesn't matter if it's good or bad attention. Her mother is the same way.

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  26. Anonymous2:06 PM

    "Bristol Palin is six months pregnant.

    In showing off her growing baby bump, however, the daughter of Sarah Palin doesn't mention anything about having morning sickness. She's too busy having President Barack Obama sickness instead."

    Isn't every 20 something pregnant woman just like that? Passionately in hate in that obsessive partisan way? She is probably doing the nursery in Hate-the-Prez melted snow mud muck.

    If there is another child in the demented twisted Life with Baby Bump, have pity on them. For Pete's sake Alaska find a way to protect children. Find a way to have the authorities do the right thing. Like make some money and get the real facts out there. Get real time photos. It is best for all. Complicity with these demons means more death and destruction.

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  27. Caroll Thompson2:06 PM

    It was Raw Story who called her a layabout. No one is buying the story that Bristol has a job it seems. The comments from all the stories were brutal.

    But if it was attention that Bristol wanted, it is attention that she has received. I just wonder why anyone would want the world to think/know they are as dumb as a box of rocks.

    As Abraham Lincoln said "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt".


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    1. Anonymous4:36 PM

      And that's what I will never get, Caroll, they willingly put themselves out there and were given every opportunity, even Hollywood, to be stars. That they did not have the "it" factor, and subsequently showed their true colors by lashing out about being rejected, is whose fault again???




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  28. Anonymous2:08 PM

    Alaska Dispatch quoted Bristol's Blog post, without commentary or fact-check, on their live blog post of Pres. Obama's visit. Even without any fact-check, this could be the most embarrassing coverage she's getting given the negative comments from Alaskans.

    just a few:
    Michael Blankenship · East Anchorage High School
    Bristol thinks abstinence is when she skipped school.

    Carl Smith
    I don't believe there are too many people looking to see what Bristol has to say about any subject here in Alaska.

    David Christiansen
    Bristol is apparently having mood issues. One can only assume it's due to another pregnancy out of wedlock causing this nonsensical rant.

    Seanna Ann Huffman · University of Alaska Anchorage
    Nobody cares what Bristol Palin thinks! Why would you even include that in this blog?

    http://www.adn.com/article/20150901/live-blog-president-obamas-day-seward-anchorage

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  29. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Bristol's instagram account is amazing! She has at least 10 commenters on each moose nugget that falls from her mouth. (Dang, bitch is trying to monetize Cletus but her 10 fans aren't going to get her a US Magazine cover with this newest crotch fruit...Bristol seems to not be "going into this good night" peacefully, but soon she will realize that she doesn't have any "fans" and no way to get publicity for Cletus) Poor Cletus, he will forever have Tripp teasing him about how he wasn't on magazine covers and didn't have his own reality show. Hopefully Cletus looks at Tripp's time on camera and realizes that he is happy that America wasn't exposed to his foibles.

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    1. Anonymous4:08 PM

      I think Cletus (or Cleta) is going be very sad when ever other weekend, Tripp gets to go off to Levi and Sunny's house while poor little Cleta has to stay with Bristol full time. Maybe Cleta will run away to live with Levi and Sunny. It doesn't look like she's going to have a father of her own.

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    2. Anonymous4:52 PM

      Levi and Sunny will do anything to help. I doubt they would not have Cleta. Bristol can say no, but as she grows older that could make for big problems for Bristol.

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  30. Anonymous4:31 PM

    The Palins keep making unforced errors - they really are superstars at proving just how stupid they really are. I love it!

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  31. Anonymous4:42 PM

    And still no baby daddy in sight.

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  32. Anonymous4:46 PM

    Ya know, I used to feel sorry for poor Bristol, she was always the second prettiest compared to Willow in the looks department, then she went all "Riki Hollywood", and got spat out by celebrity. Her first baby's daddy, the best thing that happened to Bristol, ever, has kicked the trash to the curb, and for the most part, lives a private, happily married life.
    Bristol, the self proclaimed christian role model for abstinence, butchered her face, hoping hollywood would call, She used her son as a wedge and weapon to drag his dad's name through the mud, she accused him of rape, then "walked it back". She's bitter, vile, and looks for attention any way she can get it.

    Then complains she doesn't have a private life, she expects no lectures, and "planned" THIS "unplanned" baby. So glad so very many others are hauling her on the carpet for her stupidity.

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    1. Anonymous2:47 PM

      Levi was not the first baby daddy. Tripp was not the first baby.

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    2. Anonymous4:14 PM

      True dat. Unfortunately, we'll never know how many and where they ended up. Ruffles? Trig one, two, three, the dwts baby, junker, etc. etc. etc...

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  33. Anonymous5:10 PM

    Is it possible that this baby is Joey's? I've read somewhere that Willow has told several people that Joey is the father. It would make sense. Bristol and Joey were together , from what I've heard, at the end of last year and were still seeing each other into February. Possibly Bristol deliberately got pregnant by Joey because she wanted to drive Dakota away. Maybe she really wasn't keen on marrying him - or marriage in general, but Sarah kept pushing her. Getting pregnant by another guy would be a surefire way to driving him away for good.

    Of all the guys Bristol has been in a relationship with (I was going to say "been with" but it seems that's a sky-high number) I get the impression that Joey is the one who is most similar to her and probably the one she'd be the most compatible with for a long-term relationship. And they broke up but got back together again - so there must be something there.

    I would love for the baby to be Joey's and for he and Bristol to marry - even if he agrees to it only because he falls in love with his daughter and wants to be a good father to her. Men have been known to turn around on the "no marriage and kids for me" decision once they see their bundle of joy. At this point I'd even settle for Bristol and Joey shacking up (by Bristol-standards that's almost traditional values). If things worked out they could always tie the knot later on.

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    1. Anonymous5:44 PM

      Willow saying Joey is the father wouldn't make it so. Reading somewhere that Willow said Joey is the father makes it even less so. It makes as much sense to me that the pregnancy may be why Bristol and Joey broke up. Perhaps he was using protection and knew it wasn't his. We will never know. I really don't care. I don't know why I'm responding other than I get tired of people trying to pass on rumors that end up making Palin-critics look ridiculous.

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    2. Anonymous6:25 PM

      I think Joey has a serious girlfriend right now and has had one for a long time (since he and Bristol broke up).

      Maybe Bristol loves Junker, but Junker dumped her (perhaps because she kept trying to get pregnant).

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  34. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Bristol don't think just the media thinks you're a loser, your mom thinks the same thing. Your mother is so ashamed of your pregnancy again that she's yet to post on her facebook that she's proud of you or supports you. Matter of fact, hate to say it but same thing goes for your dad, siblings, grandparents and your entire relatives.

    But is anybody really surprised? Your own mother looks down on you.


    Sarah Palin Apparently Thinks Todd Palin And Bristol Palin Are ‘Assclowns’

    Man, people just hate a party that they weren’t invited to! You can chalk Alaska Gubernatorial Resignee and Presidential Ticket Neck Anchor Sarah Palin up in the “I hate #nerdprom!” column, if her tweets are any indication. Palin bashed this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner as “pathetic,” and its attendees as “assclowns,” which means, by extension, that husband Todd Palin and daughter Bristol Palinmust also be colonic comedians of a sort, since both have attended the dinner in the past. Palin herself skipped the 2011 dinner, but hit the pre-and-post parties, which would make her, what, an assclown groupie? Palin even had Rachel Maddow make her a drink at the (GASP!) MSNBC party.

    Palin has never attended the “nerd prom” herself, but in 2011 she showed up at both the Vanity Fair and MSNBC after-parties. Her daughter, Bristol, went to the dinner while Palin spoke to a group of antiabortion activists.

    …In 2009 the then-governor was scheduled to attend (as a guest of Fox News) but canceled her plans due to emergency flooding back in Alaska. Her husband Todd attended in her stead.

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/sarah-palin-apparently-thinks-todd-palin-and-bristol-palin-are-assclowns/


    Sarah Palin shame on you for call Bristol, Todd and your sister Molly

    ASS CLOWNS

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  35. Anonymous5:55 PM

    I think what Bristol is doing is absolutely awful. She is trying to guilt shame the real father of the baby into coming forward to marry her by keeping her pregnancy in the news every chance she can get. She is using this baby as a meal ticket of money maker--hoping to sell pictures or stories about her pregnancy. She did exactly the same with her son Tripp. Every child should have a parent fiercely guarding his privacy. When Melissa and Joan Rivers spent time trying to teach Bristol parenting skills, Melissa made the statement that everywhere she went with Tripp, people commented about how poorly behaved Tripp was. Shame on Bristol to encourage bad behavior just to get herself attention.. Sarah Palin had complete say over what was shown in Life's a Tripp (Bristol's reality show) and she pictured Tripp as a little boy who was rude and mean and racist and a bigot. That is a hard reputation for a child to have when he started school and had been rewarded with all those material things like snow mobiles and ATV's that are not age appropriate for any little boy who doesn't have mature judgment. What's next--Sarah and Bristol giving him the keys to a new truck as a reward for getting drunk and crashing a party and beating up the homeowner?
    Michelle

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    1. Anonymous9:00 PM

      Guilt the baby daddy? Sweetie, there are so many maybe baby daddies out there that no one is going to come forward until after all the DNA tests are done.

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    2. Anonymous10:04 PM

      I wonder if Sarah still thinks they have a chance to snare Dakota somehow. I don't think he is the father at all. But Sarah owns Bristol, even when they are estranged, and Sarah has something in her head. Dakota has the 'label' she wants for her propaganda. She would know how to scheme for Bristol to be set up and for money with Dakota in the family.

      Sarah is nuts and may believe he is the father even if others are saying he is not. She may think she can pray it in to reality. Just saying she could be plotting for a way he will be the father.

      When I saw Bristol's sad 6 month Instagram I first thought they want some dude (or dudes) to feel guilty.

      Both Sarah and Bristol would quilt shame in a second to get what they want.

      I don't know about Joey. If he thought it was his kid to raise, I think he would be in the picture by now.

      Bristol could do the DNA by now. Men have rights, if she has accused them, they have rights to get the DNA tests.

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    3. Anonymous6:09 AM

      Joey had plenty of chances to marry her, IF he had wanted to. He is now with a woman who is not a fame whore, who is NORMAL. Why would he go back to Bristles? No doubt he knows how many babies she REALLY has, and hw many different daddies, he would be nuts to get involved there again. Many men have fathered kids, and not married the mother. IF he was the father, I think he would have said something by now, so I do not think he is.

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  36. Anonymous6:01 PM

    "I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you."
    -Barstool
    The Ho daughter of Sarah Palin


    Sniff sniff I hope you feel sorry for me, Tripp and Cletus the Fetus.

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    1. Anonymous6:07 PM

      Bristol you are not a disappointment to us. We know what type of girl you are. You're the same girl from your high school days.

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    2. Anonymous6:11 AM

      I wouls imagine the one most disappointed will be the baby daddy. He may love the baby, but obviously does not want anything to do with the used up Brissie. This is supposing she even knows who the father is. What a disgusting position to put yourself in at her age, with other kids to raise. No shame, no self control, no dignity whatsoever.

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  37. Anonymous6:13 PM

    Resurrection Bay is one of those places that reminds you of all the beauty this country has to offer. It's home to whales (I got to see one!), sea lions, and dozens of other species. Surrounded by jagged cliffs and alpine glaciers, this is a place that's worth protecting. -bo


    President Obama visits us and shares with the world the beauty of our state.

    Our Quitter gov Sarah Palin quits, takes money from our Film Tax Credit and shows the world how the boys sneak upstairs to Sarah Palin's daughter's rooms. No wonder Bristol is on her second pregnancy and no husband. White trash all of them!

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    1. Anonymous6:13 AM

      Please stop saying "second pregnancy" This is more likely her fifth.

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    2. Anonymous2:49 PM

      exactly... boy, boy, boy, girl...and now another girl?

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  38. Anonymous6:13 PM

    "I don't know why I'm responding other than I get tired of people trying to pass on rumors that end up making Palin-critics look ridiculous."

    I was not attempting to make anyone look ridiculous. I know nothing about the Palin's except what I read. Clearly Gryphen, being an Alaskan, knows far more than I do. I'm just speculating. My heart goes out to Bristol. She is very messed up and clearly her children need all the stability they can get. The one bright spot in this weird saga called "The Story of Bristol's motherhood" is that Levi turned out to be a decent guy who wants to be in his son's life. My hope is that this new baby can have a father in her life as well. If Bristol can also have a husband out of this last fact, that would be the icing on the cake.

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    1. Anonymous6:46 PM

      It's very nice of 6:13 to think that Bristol will find a husband when the father of this child has not stepped forward to take any responsibility for his part. There's every possibility that this baby is Bristol's souvenir from that night in Las Vegas that ruined her life.

      My heart does not go out to Bristol when she sells the photo of her baby bump to People Magazine while asking for privacy. That's being a greedy hypocrite. Bristol asked for privacy and then she poses for selfies, making her funny figh lip faces. Yes, she is clearly messed up and that is not a good thing with another child on the way. Bristol is more concerned about posing for a photo and cashing in.

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    2. Anonymous8:01 PM

      If Bristol showed any interest in being a better person and a better mother, I'd have more sympathy for her. Unfortunately, I don't think she will ever have a normal relationship.

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    3. Anonymous8:57 PM

      Why would you wish Bristle on any guy? And as for her chances of ever marrying when she has 2 children with different baby daddies....well I think my quarterhorse has better chances of winning the triple crown.

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  39. Anonymous6:34 PM

    Sooooo, you sold this pic to People magazine, did you, Brissy? So much for privacy. Seems like you're more like your whoreish BFF every day!

    Grow UP. No one cares.

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    1. She needed the money. Otherwise, she'd have to get a real job.

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    2. Anonymous4:18 PM

      She's worried about buying diapers, again.

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  40. Anonymous6:42 PM

    I thought that this pregnancy was a HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. No it's not. Not if Bristol has found a way to cash in on it. I wonder if she is negotiating to sell People Magazine the exclusive photos of the Huge Disappointment, the one where Bristol got ahead of herself. Doesn't that girl know about contraception or is getting pregnant the only way she knows to get attention? She sure doesn't write those Nancy French comments.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 PM

      I think Bristle was shopping around to sell the pic of Cletus the fetus as a baby bump, but I don't think she had any luck and that is when she started posting her own pics. Personally I'm getting bored with her by now too.
      But I do think she thought she would get the magazine covers and attention again, but Bristle is soooooo yesterday that no one offered her a dime for anything. The world has moved on and no one gives a darn toot how many bastard babies Bristle has now.

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  41. She's at it again.

    As of 10:00 PM Eastern time, on Barstool's Instagram page, she has posted two quotes citing God or some such bullshit.

    https://instagram.com/bsmp2/?hl=en

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  42. Anonymous10:10 PM

    If you want some really good laughs over Bristle's Denali comments then skip over to Huffpost's article on it. LMAO

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  43. Anonymous10:18 PM

    Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn't settle for it.
    -Barstool Instagram

    Quote by Mandy Hale but Barstool didn't give the author credit


    Ten years from now - Barstool's life
    Lonely
    No husband
    No boyfriend
    5 kids
    Crying for a lumbersexual
    This is the life A Barstool settled for

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  44. Anonymous10:37 PM

    I knew something didn't quite add up about that post. We all know that wasn't Nancy's voice. She usually speaks too eloquently for Bristol. I don't even think it was Bristol's voice. I don't think she gives a flying fluck about that blog with her name on it. And as so many people have pointed out, Sarah herself refers to the mountain as Denali. So it couldn't have been Sarah's voice, either.

    Or could it? Call me a conspiracy theorist if you will, but as conspiracies go, this one is pretty tame. I think Sarah is so hot for The Donald that she's willing to throw her daughter under the bus again. This was all a *wink* of support for The Donald renaming Denali back to McKinley. She just had to wait to see which way his comb-over blowed before commenting on President Obama's visit.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/donald-trump-denali-mt-mckinley

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  45. Anonymous5:20 AM

    "It's very nice of 6:13 to think that Bristol will find a husband when...."

    Actually, it isn't nice of me at all. I owe her this. I feel personally responsible for the mess that this girl has made of her life and the lives of her children. I am conservative woman who is about two years older than Sarah. I was horrified that Sarah would accept the nomination when her daughter was pregnant out of wedlock. I thought "why isn't she too embarrassed to put her family in the limelight considering these circumstances?" What Sarah did here, and what Bristol did by getting pregnant a second time, and what conservatives have done by defending her STILL is make unwed motherhood more acceptable nationwide. I don't know why no one but me seems to understand that we in the right-wing caused this trend to accelerate by not dealing with it in the 1980's - when the celebrity unwed motherhood craze took off. We surely knew what was happening. I remember about 1986 reading something by a woman journalist (a liberal) who said she was surprised that Jerry Falwell wasn't making an issue of this trend. I wondered the same thing. Why didn't I write to him myself? Why didn't I contact other young conservatives and try to get something done? No, I['m not naïve enough to think I could have single-handedly changed the course of American social history. But I MIGHT have had luck in getting my own political allies to address this issue. Moral decline would have continued, but at least the conservative movement's own children would have seen what is wrong with out of wedlock births (i.e. it is unfair to the CHILD, however much his mother's family may view him as a "blessing".) Instead we half-heartedly focus only on the teenage girl's education and career and the possibility that the child will be on welfare or end up a criminal. This leads young woman with strong families and a middle-class income to think that they are entitled to a baby as a play toy because they will have "support" from their families.

    So I let Bristol down. I let Levi down. I let Tripp and this new baby down. They all deserved better from me. I apologize to them all for failing to see the urgency of the situation years ago. And no, I'm not a troll. This is no joke,. I honestly believe that conservatives are far more responsible for this mess than liberals.

    Sorry for the rant. folks.

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    1. Anonymous6:22 AM

      Do you also feel sorry for the baby with the crinkly ears, DWTS baby and Disneyland Junker baby? These seem to have disappeared. What became of them, I wonder? The Palin.Heath family let Bristles down, taking in her unwanted babies, and helping to cover up her behavior. I wonder if the money they made was worth it? These babies will grow up and learn the truth. Bristles is an adult and long overdue to start acting like a responsible mother of 4, so far.

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    2. Anonymous6:58 AM

      Yes you did let young people down. By voting for Ronald Reagan. The president who is responsible for dismantling the foundations that made the American Middle Class strong. Under these foundations marriage and family were affordable. A house, a car, a couple of kids and even a family vacation once a year were normal. Today it's cheaper for young people to NOT get married!! So yes thank you conservative woman for voting against American morals and voting for more poverty in America. AMEN.

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  46. Anonymous7:35 AM

    "Today it's cheaper for young people to NOT get married!! So yes thank you conservative woman for voting against American morals and voting for more poverty in America"

    Apparently, you missed the whole point of my post. A good economy would only ENCOURAGE more unwed motherhood in the kind of situations I was talking about because girls would reason that either they or their family would provide financial support. The central idea that sexual norms and standards should be set up in such a way as to get as many children as possible born within wedlock has been lost. And conservatives are as responsible for this decline as liberal are.

    Why wouldn't you be pleasantly surprised that a conservative is admitting culpability for moral decline. It is usually our m.o. to blame everything on "elites" and "liberals," including last week's snowstorm in Minneapolis.

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    1. Anonymous9:42 AM

      Well the bottom line to your statement is... I don't care if people are married or not when they bring a child into the world. Marriage is an institution but it isn't the end all be all of a healthy family.

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    2. Anonymous9:55 AM

      And.... OH WAIT A MINUTE. As I re-read your post it sounds like you want a crappy economy because it discourages unwed mothers?? Because gosh, if woman can support themselves and a child they don't need to get married. Clutch the pearls!! We live in a rainbow generation now, old lady. You don't need a man to have a family. Your "moral decline" is someone else's freedom! It's not your call anymore because what the social mores of American society have changed. Blame liberals or conservative for the decline of your archaic beliefs, whoever you want but the bottom line is it's here and it's here to stay. The takeaway from all of this is that a child deserves to be raised in a loving home where they have a roof, a clean bed and clothing, food and a good education. How that scenario works out really isn't anyone else's business in modern America.

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  47. Anonymous1:28 PM

    "The takeaway from all of this is that a child deserves to be raised in a loving home where they have a roof, a clean bed and clothing, food and a good education."

    And all the things you're talking about are FAR, far more likely to come to pass if a child has a father in his life, and especially if this father is married to the child's mother. Not in ALL cases, of course. But in most. Hence, the need for stigma on unwed childbearing. To deliberately create a child who you know will be fatherless is one of the most selfish and cruel things anyone can do. And good intentions don't matter. No one should have the "freedom" to force someone else to have a second class upbringing. Children are not high-level house pets, but human beings with rights of their own. You aren't allowed to deprive people of a human right just because you may love them. It's viewing them as nothing more than an object of your happiness. I I can't kidnap a man and hold him hostage as my "husband" just because I have money and will treat him well (by my own definition, of course.) Same thing with a child. Not an exact analogy, but I'm sure you get my point.

    An aside: so many people have mentioned how Bristol's child will feel when she realizes her Mom was "disappointed" to learn that she was pregnant. If the child is expected to be upset about this, they why would she not be even more upset about growing up without a father?

    We have decades of data to indicate that growing up fatherless is a disaster, especially for boys.

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  48. Anonymous2:39 PM

    so did Bristol get pregnant at the famous swearfest when she lost her glasses and wore her thong dress?

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    1. Anonymous3:56 PM

      Who knows where Bristol gets pregnant and that includes Bristol.

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