Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Kim Davis has a case of the sads because people are claiming that she a "hypocrite of a Christian."

Courtesy of ABC News:

"What people say about me does not define who I am. That’s everybody’s opinion and that’s everybody’s right," Davis told ABC News. 

Davis said she's been "called Hitler, I’ve been called [a] hypocrite, I’ve been called a homophobe." 

(Okay well the Hitler reference is unfair, but the second part.....)

"I’ve been called things and names that I didn’t even say when I was in the world. Those names don’t hurt me," Davis said. "What probably hurt me the worst is when someone tells me that my God does not love me or that my God is not happy with me, that I am a hypocrite of a Christian."

Okay now when Davis says "when I was in the world" what she means by that is that as a born again Christian she is no longer part of the natural world, and is only vapor waiting to be transported to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Which, let's face it, is pretty batshit crazy.

So here is my question.

If you are no longer "of this world" then what in the hell are you doing denying marriage licenses to people who are "of this world?"

If you have the golden ticket to heaven then why not ignore all of the heathens around you and sit in your house all day watching the Trinity Broadcasting Network until you number comes up? 

After all there are people who are actually present in this life, and they would like to enjoy that life without homophobic Fundamentalists fucking things up for them. 

46 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:35 PM

    If she is not of this world then she certainly does not need an $80,000/year job. She should resign and leave the job to someone who has real world bills to pay.

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    1. Anonymous8:24 PM

      She will resign and bequeath to job to her son. It's a dynasty. Her mother held the job before she was 'elected' to it; so her son shall 'inherit' it. IMO

      dowl

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    2. Anonymous1:50 AM

      It is an elected position. Her son cannot be given the job. He has to be elected by the people.

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  2. Anonymous2:36 PM

    What I wonder is why this screwed up woman hasn't been put back in jail? She obviously has not learned her lesson and that is to FOLLOW THE LAW - not her Christian leanings!

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    1. She will be very soon. Those modified licenses constitute interference in defiance of the judge's order and further contempt.

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  3. OK I saw her interview on ABC and when she was presented with the facts of her 4 marriages and having committed adultery and bearing children from that relationship, why she shouldn't be considered a hypocrite.....her response was she didn't consider herself a hypocrite because she has been "forgiven" and thus cleansed. OMG. Why is it these so called Christians can commit all these sins, but then they are forgiven and thus their slate is wiped clean?

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    1. SallyinMI3:19 PM

      And they are all still ticked at Clinton for the Monica farce, and at Hillary for 'forgiving' him. Hypocrite is the least of what these people are.

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    2. Anonymous4:18 PM

      Oh, yeah... Bar$tool is up in arms on FakeBook about Hillary 'forgiving' Bill, but people getting upset at Anna Duggar with her pedophile, cheating, violently abusive husband.
      Beotch: there is a WORLD of difference between these! Open your eyes and THINK before you spout!

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  4. Anonymous2:43 PM

    I wonder where her 80k is going to come from when she gets her ass canned. Sweet baby Jebus? I don't think so. Instead of "go fund me" it will be "go fuck you" you hideous attention seeking whore. Your blatant double standard is written all over your neglected physical appearance. God will take care of everything right? You just sit back on your fat ass and eat Cheetos, and read your fucking bible and all is forgiven,eh?
    Well fuck you, you hypocrite of the highest order. Bitch

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    1. Anonymous4:53 PM

      I like your style. Certainly could not have said it better.

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    2. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Agreed! Well put.

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    3. Maybe husband #2 and #4 (same guy) will have to get a job. Granted one where he can where his overalls but still he'll have to work.

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  5. Otto Katz2:50 PM

    I really wish she wouldn't call herself a "Christian", we're not all batshit insane. Jesus of the bible, as noted earlier, didn't say one word about marriage equality, about same sex marriage, about homosexuality. He did, on the other hand, say a whole lot about divorce. And I'd love to be the fly on the pearly gate watching that conversation between she and St. Peter.

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    1. Anonymous4:49 PM

      Jesus was a very nice MAN with a lot of nice sayings and theory's and stories for the time he lived in, that happened a really long time ago. There were many "religious prophets" before him. Budda, Krishna Zoroaster Muhammed, Baha'ullah, etc. They come around about every 2000 years, look it up. Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just OK with me. Peace love, grasshopper.

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    2. Anonymous5:12 PM

      Well you will be put in the same batshitcrazy catagory until you and your churches start standing up to these religious crazies, when you don't than that means you think it's okay.

      BTW there is no record of Jesus in the most advanced early civilization that kept impeccable records to date. Jeebus is an imaginary creature like your god, the only thing not imaginary about the christian religion is the hate it spews.

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    3. Anonymous5:40 PM

      I agree. These people have been the only "christian" voices for a long time now. If people don't want to be included with them they need to open there mouths when these people speak.

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  6. I would like for the judge to charge her with criminal contempt. She could then be sent to prison(not jail) for 6 months without a jury trial.

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    1. Be patient. Shouldn't be long now.

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    2. But that could mean the Oathkeeper snipers that have been hiding out around the town will spring into action.

      Ouch...I have a cramp....ouch....bang...ouch I shot myself.....

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  7. Anonymous3:11 PM

    O/T: looks like Jordan (gf of Track Menard) has taken down her instagram, and Dakota - he who is a 'public figure' - has made his PRIVATE.
    HMMM... INTERESTING.

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    1. Anonymous4:06 PM

      OMG!!!! That's the sign! Sarah Palin is running for something!

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    2. Anonymous6:28 PM

      Jordan must be knocked up, maybe by Dohkota.

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    3. Anonymous6:41 PM

      It means Sarah is running for the bathroom!

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  8. Anonymous3:25 PM

    I'm really getting tired of hearing from Kim Davis. Can't someone go visit her and put her in a straightjacket and a bite guard like Hannibal Lecter wore? Puhleeze!

    Now... on the TBN, I accidentally landed on that channel by accident and noticed that old woman with the big blonde bouffant beat to jayzus and wearing an evening gown and clapping and barking like a seal swaying back and forth. I had a real good laugh for about five minutes then turned off the TV and had another good laugh. good times

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    1. Anonymous5:42 PM

      "Put her in a straightjacket and a bite guard like Hannibal Lecter"….hahahahaha.

      Just what she deserves at this point!

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    2. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Thanks for the comment- I got a good belly laugh just reading it.

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  9. Anonymous3:28 PM

    She misses the whole point. Jesus weeps.

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  10. Our Lad3:31 PM

    What it comes down to is she is simply a dope and a dullard. She doesn't have the sense to pour piss out of a fuckin boot.

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  11. Anonymous3:31 PM

    I'm getting really tired of this ugly old bat. She's going to get a real case of the dad's when the judge orders her sorry fat ass back to jail. I hope they do us all a favor and send Mike Huckabee to jail with her.

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  12. Caroll Thompson3:56 PM

    Why is a County Clerk in a County of 25,000 people being paid $80,000 a year? And she has five assistants. What does she do all day for that kind of money?

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    1. Anonymous4:40 PM

      Selfies for Jesus?

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    2. Anonymous5:13 PM

      She eats fucking Cheetos and Big Macs.

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    3. Anonymous5:23 AM

      I have wondered, too, what she does. How much work can they do..six people in the office. The median income for that county is $35,000. How can they ever justify paying her that much? You would think the people in that county would be asking their county administrators some really hard questions and demanding her salary be significantly reduced.

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  13. Kim Davis says those marriage licenses she modified are invalid. That pretty much violates the terms of her "parole".

    Lock her up until she's replaced, one way or another. And slap a huge fine on her.

    news.yahoo.com/kentucky-clerk-davis-rejects-marriage-licenses-invalid-abc-125551704.html

    Found this in the comments. It's a hoot:

    "And so it was that in the year 2020, religious correctness, i.e. run away religious doctrine, resulted in the abandonment of constitutional government. Even the American icon, Wal-Mart has been impacted.

    Checkout 9: I'm sorry sir, I'm Catholic. You'll need to take your condoms to checkout 2.
    Checkout 2: Yes sir, I'll ring up your condoms, but I'm Baptist. Please take your alcohol to checkout 5.
    Checkout 5. No problem sir, I'll handle the booze, but I'm Jewish. Please take all non kosher foods to checkout 4.
    Checkout 4. Oh yes sir, no problem with kosher, I'm Hindu. But would you please take your beef to checkout 1.
    Checkout 1. Sir, you have a car part in your cart. I'm Amish. Please go to checkout 8 for that.
    Checkout 8. Sir, I notice you are in the military. I am Quaker. Please use checkout 7.
    Checkout 7. Car parts no problem. Uniform no problem. But please go to checkout 6 with pork. I'm Muslim.
    Checkout 6: Yes sir, pork is no problem. But you are buying a bible. I am an atheist, so please see checkout 9.

    Meanwhile in other news today, in a backward Kentucky county, former clerk Kim Davis, seeking her 5th marriage licence, was turned away by the new orthodox Catholic clerk who refused to grant a license based on her own religious beliefs. Said she, " as a Christian and a Catholic, I cannot be a party to adultery."

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    1. That is too funny!!!

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    2. Anonymous5:19 PM

      That was great stuff. I gotta' party with you dude or dudette. Laughter is the best medicine.

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    3. Anonymous5:22 PM

      Awesome comment!

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  14. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Is there really a Trinity Broadcasting Network?

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    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      Yeah, Sister Angelica used to be big on there.
      Haven't flipped past it in YEARS.
      M from MD

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  15. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Trying to be a martyr is inherently inconsistent. She's nothing more than Carrie's mother's uglier, meaner and crazier sister.
    Thanks for the translation of "when I was in the world". Never knew. She's a waste of space but a bigger waste of taxpayer money. It costs money to prosecute her ass!

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    1. Anonymous4:38 PM

      I'll start a fund me page, and donate the extra to Planned Parenthood, in her name,

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  16. Anonymous4:36 PM

    She was interviewed by Paula Farris. the occupant of "the dumb" seat on The View, who couldn't hide her immature giggles when Ruth Westheimer. a doctor, called "sex" a pleasurable activity, yet she didn't blink when the hoo ha bigot said "That was before I was forgiven, warshed clean by the blood of Jeeeezuss" After admitting divorces and two babies born of adulterous relationships.
    Please, Bitch, don't "go there" There ARE gay christians who were warshed clean by Jeezusss's blood, does that make YOU the boss of them? Goback to the other world, quit your job then bathe in blood, get evert nook and cranny, then get lost.

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  17. Anonymous6:14 PM

    You were elected to a JOB, Kim Davis, and if it's against your beliefs then resign. It really is that simple. Histrionics, given your life, is not needed.

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  18. "when I was in the world".....oh blow me you sanctimonious bible thumper. I'm sorry but I've about had it with these people. I don't care one bit if you're religious. Just give me the common courtesy not to preach to me and not to think you're in any way better than I am.

    I sincerely hope she gets thrown back in jail for the rest of time she's not in the world.

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  19. I'm pretty ignorant of what's in the bible but doesn't it say something somewhere about 'sloth' and 'gluttony'? I have never fat shamed anyone but God she's an unkempt hag!

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  20. Kim Davis is not, obviously, a Hitler. However, she and Hitler share an opinion about gays. The only difference is that she's not running the country and torturing and murdering gays, as Hitler did. .

    But I think she might, if she could.

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