Right now Ted Cruz is spitting venom all over the crowd.
Seriously?"Joe Lieberman Democrats." -- Ted Cruz— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) September 9, 2015
He keeps saying the Ayatollah Kuh-mane-eee."There will come a president not named Barack Obama." -- Ted Cruz. Fact check: Mostly true— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) September 9, 2015
Okay Cruz just shot is load, next up...Donald Trump.
Trump talks about his ability to make wonderful deals: "It's what I do."
Trump guarantees that Iranian prisoners will be released before he even takes office, if he wins the presidency.
Trump is pissing all over the Iran deal. I think this is how he marks his place.Oh my--Trump's walk up music REM's "End of the World as we Know It"— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) September 9, 2015
Trump: "We will have so much winning when I get elected, that you will get bored with winning"
So apparently Charlie Sheen is Trump's speechwriter.
Mark "The Great One" Levin is up next. I am going to do you a favor and ignore what he says.
Russert actually asked Palin a question.
He might want to get an inoculation now.Sarah Palin tells me McConnell and Boehner "should be outside with us out here" opposing #IranDeal— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) September 9, 2015
They are chanting "Israel, Israel, Israel." What country are we in again?
The last guy was so boring they started playing music over him until he stopped and walked away.
Update: Here is video of Trump's remarks.
I am not going to bother sharing Cruz's portion with you.
Right now the Duck Dynasty guy is talking. Still no sign of Palin.
And Palin finally takes the stage."America ain't religious enough." -- Phil Robertson— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) September 9, 2015
Palin: "Sweat is my sanity." She really needs to sweat more.
Palin has her screech turned up to eleven. I can hear cats screaming in the background.
Some protester is getting arrested by the police right in front of the podium while Palin is screeching.
Palin: "It's up to us to tell the enemy, we win you lose." What a wordsmith.
Thanks to the hot sun in DC Palin is literally dripping with sanity right now.
I missed this one:
Now she is trying to speak Russian, as she attacks Obama, while also mentioning Denali. Word salad for every one!This is a real quote https://t.co/xr7knYaagq— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) September 9, 2015
Palin ends with "God bless Israel! God bless America!"
Update: Here is Palin's speech. I am going to warn you ahead of time that the screeching can cause damage to the ear drum.
Here is bonus footage of that guy getting arrested while protesting Palin.