Courtesy of Alternet:
At Friday morning's rightwing panderfest, also known as the "Value Voters Summit", Texas Senator Ted Cruz set the tone early by calling the President a Communist, mocking recently lame-ducked Speaker of the House John Boehner, and threatening to kill Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
“If you vote for Hillary you are voting for Iran to acquire nuclear weapons,” the Senator said according to The Dallas Morning News. “If you vote for me, under no circumstances will Iran be allowed to acquire nuclear weapons. And If the Ayatollah doesn’t understand that, we may have to help introduce him to his 72 virgins.”
Cruz also made this "joke" about the President: “Media all across the world are reporting on this historic meeting of the world’s most powerful communist – and the president of China,” Cruz "quipped" according the Dallas Morning News.
You know I have spent years working to control my temper, and to not act out physically when pissed off at somebody, but if I were to actually be in the same room as Ted Cruz it would literally take everything I have not to punch him so hard in the face that it would leave bruises on his descendants.
This man is the most repulsive little turd that I have seen in some time, with not one redeeming characteristic that I can find.
I would compare him to a snake, but I would feel badly for doing that to snakes.
Hillary is a 5 planet Scorpio. Let him TRY to run against her. She will slay him.
ReplyDeleteThere is no scientific proof that astrology has any more relevance or reality, than religion.
DeleteAny country that could elect George W Bush, the
"decider in chief" could easily elect a deceitful and viciously prejudiced fool like Ted Cruz
Except that George W Bush wasn't elected "decider in chief." Al Gore won the popular vote in 2004, but the Repug-majority Supreme Court halted vote counting in FL to give the election to Bush. In 2004, there is compelling evidence that votes were switched from Kerry to Bush in OH, thus sealing the deal for Bush.
DeleteJunk the Romney voting machines.wasnt it rmoney's buck toothed son who owned the machines used?
Deletethat was funny…yeah I would imagine Sarah has many “habits” to get rid of…I also hear someone is gearing to travel overseas about all the crimes committed in the USA…for the love of money…DonchaNo?
ReplyDeleteSounds like someone's gonna get her feet held to the fire. Prison?? 3 hots and a cot? Maybe she'll find a "Friend" in The Slammer.
DeleteImagine the self-pity in this one's eventual drop out speech.
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be a peach.
Totally agree with you about Cruz. He should already have been charged with treason. I hate even the sight of him.
ReplyDelete"I would compare him to a snake, but I would feel badly for doing that to snakes. "
DeleteSnakes do not discriminate when selecting their victim. Cruz is a classic narcissistic sociopath with zero empathy for any other living being. Comparing Cruz to a snake is quite an appropriate comparison.
The big downside is that in his case, the victim would be the entire country.
No offense to the snakes,weasel and horses out there today.
DeleteRemember the fable of the snake. A girl going along a path encountered a snake. The snake pleaded with the girl to place him under her coat,because he was cold. The girl replied saying but you're a snake and you will bite me. Trust me,said the snake.I wont bite you. So the girl placed him under her coat to warm the snake. He bit her. She cried out saying I trusted you not to bite me. The snake responded by saying,you already knew I was a snake.
DeleteI'm thinking of carving my Jack O'Lantern in a Cruz likeness. Not only would it be really easy but kinda scary in a Pillsbury doughboy sort of way.
DeleteSend gryph a pic,please.
DeleteGeorge W. Bush invented a new "doctrine," namely attacking a country which did not attack us first. That is exactly what made the war in Iraq illegal and unjust. Now Cruz wants to go to Iran and kill their leader. Will he have the guts to take his gun and do it himself, or will he be sending American troops, the way that GWB sent people to get Saddam Husein?
ReplyDeleteHe's right down there with drain gunk. He disgusts me to the point of gagging.
ReplyDeleteTed Cruz claims that on his first day in office he will rip up the Iran nuclear deal and if they do not bend to his will then assassinate the leader of their country.
ReplyDeleteWell that sounds like a plan. Snark
He is on ISIS's payroll getting recruits. Way to go to "keep Americans safe."
DeleteHe also said he would have President Obama arrested. Such a swell leader, huh? Works against the government, against the people, and does whatever his insane Daddy tells him. Please, GOP...take this guy somewhere and muzzle him.
DeleteIf he has anyone assassinated, that person's followers will come after Cruz and strangle him in his bed with his shit-stained underwear stuffed into his mouth.
DeleteMaybe they should just do it preemptively to save time. It wouldn't be a big loss.
Talking about murdering the leader of another country will certainly give you the top spot on their shit list.
DeleteA guy like Ted Cruz would probably already have his shit-stained underwear in his mouth.
DeleteWell,he said it. Now,we'll see how Iranians respond to this loon.
DeleteHe does have a face that asks to be punched. And his chicken-shit smarmyness...
ReplyDeleteRemember the image you'd see on TV in the 50s and 60s of the obnoxious kid having sand kicked in his face at the beach? Yeah, Cruz was that kid.
DeleteWhenever I see him in the media, I have to look away because his voice, his face, and, most of all his personality, just turn my stomach.
For me it's more like slapped but whatever works for you.
DeleteChicken shit is right.
DeleteTed Cruz will say and would probably do anything for power.
ReplyDeleteOh Teddy, what does the Bable say about murder? Take your cocktail weenie for a penis and FO!
ReplyDeleteWell, the original sixth statement says Thou shalt not murder but Cruz and the rest of his talibangelicals are Command(ment)ed to not KILL.
DeleteI guess ol' Cruz doesn't understand that assassination is not only killing but it's also murder.
And that no president has ever called for an assassination. Just not done. Many political reasons for it.
All over his head, I'm sure.
Why does Cruz's face look like a rotting pumpkin?
ReplyDeleteBecause, what's that saying, before 40 we have the face we were given, and after 40 we have the face we deserve??
DeleteA rotting pumpkin with a carrot for a nose.
DeleteLOL. I'm carving my Jack O'Lantern to look like Cruz this year.
DeleteI don't believe in Satan, but if I did, his name would be Ted Cruz.
ReplyDeleteIf he or Huckajeebuz are elected, they want to immediately impose Sharia law
ReplyDeleteYwc2
ReplyDeleteImagine what he would do if he actually had power. I hate violence of any kind but think he would require forcible removal. G - I know you are an atheist but as an agnostic I pray to all that is holy we soon see the demise of the repugnant party.
And If the Ayatollah doesn’t understand that, we may have to help introduce him to his 72 virgins.”
ReplyDelete-Ted Cruz
If you're looking for 72 virgins or even one virgin don't look at the Palin's house, that ship has done sailed.
Put your arm down, Bristol. That ship left port years ago!
DeleteFrom what I've read about Alaska, in order to find 72 virgins one would have to find 72 ugly first-graders.
DeleteWhat an utterly repellent comment, Balzafiar. Tells me everything I need to know about you.
Delete8:41 so far as that goes,he might be right.seems all they do is scew up there.
DeleteCruz wants to be the fundie 'bagger Ayatollah of the U.S.
DeleteHow can these people drape themselves in Jesus and then preach violence? He seems to be one of those Pharisees Jesus was talking about.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it amazing that the people who are the most tough talking, the most warmongering and the most eager to send our service members into harms way, never served a goddamned day in their lives? No skin in the game at all.
DeleteYou hit the nail on the head
DeletePeople have always created their own Jesii. Starting with the non-eye-witnessed "New Testament."
DeleteIt's because they don't read the whole bible and dismiss the teachings of Jesus.
DeleteThey follow Paul and cherry pick him and the old testament to support their hate.
Sounds like all the Republican presidential candidates wants to go to war. I suggest putting all the Republican presidential candidates in a iron cage, give each one a hammer and let them go at it.
ReplyDeleteThe winner, last person standing from the Republican Party death match, goes against the Democratic Party presidential candidate.
Ahhhhh!!! Gryphen really needs a "like" symbol.
DeleteYour comment---Like 1000x.
I suggest they all do a couple tours of duty on the front lines in the war they want to start.
DeleteAs for Ted Cruz, maybe he should be careful threatening to kill the Ayatollah. The Ayatollah might just have a few agents to take out Mr. Traitor Cruz first and really do the world a large favor.
Ted Cruz: Making Toad look like a rill man.
ReplyDeleteDear Ted, one of your beloved ten commandments says "thou shalt not kill".
ReplyDeleteO/T Did you catch Bill Maher last night?
DeletePalin vs Pope twitter fight. Very funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NrjVAjABqY
This guy is just disgusting; his look, his greasy hair, his shriveled little beady eyes, long pointy nose and his whiny small voice. His attitude is dangerous. If elected, the world would be in peril.
ReplyDeleteWhy not introduce Ted to one virgin so she can fuck what's left of his brain out?
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that, Ted.
ReplyDeleteOh, look, Rafael won the straw poll at the value voters conference. What kind of values are we talking about here? Ted Cruz has values about as much as I have self control around chocolate cake. Those people are crazy. And Salon has an article with a headline like "Ted Cruz's father is more frightening than he is."
ReplyDeleteOT: a excellent second essay on Francis's visit by William Rivers Pitt-
ReplyDeletehttp://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/32968-the-quiet-speech-of-a-hard-man
I agree with you 100%. I can't stand that slimy creep. I can't wait for him to crawl back under whatever rock he crawled out of.
ReplyDeleteThey should euthanize Cruz and put him out of his misery. It would be the humane act , for all concerned.
ReplyDelete"They" being --- ?
DeleteOut of Our misery as well..also and too.
DeleteWhat is one to do about this Church of Reagan?
ReplyDeleteBurn it to the ground. Almost everything the RW complains about nowadays started at the hands of their "saint."
DeleteMake it pay taxes.
DeleteRemember when McCarthy was the scariest devil in the US govt? It's terrifying that Cruz and Friends are surpassing that evilness by leaps and bounds.
ReplyDeleteMildred
Got that right, Mildred!
DeleteHere is another scary situation in the UK: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/11893986/Jeremy-Corbyns-top-team-encouraged-street-riots.html
DeleteAnother tough guy. Jesus, they're everywhere in the grand old party, these tough fellas. No wonder they act so tough, they're tough, and they'll put you in yer place because of it. So lay off, if you know what's good for ya, because they're really tough, ya hear me? Tough, godammit! They don't take no guff, they're tough. So watch out, ya goddamn pansies, tough is what they are. Until one gets caught with a cock in his jaw, which happens with alarming frequency.
ReplyDeleteYea, so tough, Our Lad, that all of 'em are acclaimed veterans. They all served so proudly in the army, air force, navy, marines or other armed services. They all earned purple hearts that's why they're so tough. GDed mofos! Canadian Cruz makes me want to puke. Send his ass and his daddy's back to Cuba or Canada or wherever they came from.
DeleteThese freaks are from another planet. Its called Ur anus.
DeleteAnon @ 5:58 P.M. - Definitely send both their asses back to Cuba! The fuckin' weasel renounced his Canadian citizenship earlier this year; we don't want fuck-all to do with him or his old man! Didn't his old man do some time in Castro's prisons? The way that smarmy prick acts, he could damn well be the next "Manchurian Candidate"!
DeleteBe very glad you don't live here, having this creepy weirdo representing your state. He is a total embarrassment and Palin's endorsement of him, put him over the top. What a weasel. I apologize to all the weasels out there for that.
ReplyDeleteWe apologize to the weasel and horses out there.no offense intended.
DeleteGee. is it Canadian post apocolypse Grand pa munster look alike day? For the supposed follower of a man of peace, Cruz knows nothing about detente, avoiding war and world events. A simple Google search of President Barack Obama is all it would take.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous3:31 PM
ReplyDeleteSounds like all the Republican presidential candidates wants to go to war. I suggest putting all the Republican presidential candidates in a iron cage, give each one a hammer and let them go at it.
The winner, last person standing from the Republican Party death match, goes against the Democratic Party presidential candidate.
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That's why pussy Sarah Palin will never run for president. Fake ass Sarah Palin is content hollering from the cheap seats and whenever she can, Sarah Palin always ends her name with Republican Party Vice Presidential Candidate.
That's like calling Bristol Palin a virgin.
Isn't he a Canadian anchor baby? Yes, he is psychologically evil and probably unmedicated and severely mentally ill, but he doesn't qualify for the presidency and thus should either stfu or seek impatient treatment. Mental illness plus threatening behavior qualifies one for involuntary commitment in most states.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/09/26/right-wing-facebook-patriots-call-for-the-hanging-of-president-obama-images/
ReplyDeleteIt is how ironic how similar, in so many ways, Palin and
ReplyDeleteCruz are. They both come across as slimy and cowardly.
Even though he is educated, he sounds as ignorant
as the ignorant one.
What a baboon. They can just as easily do the same to him.
ReplyDeleteHe will be cowaring .
Dude certainly put a target on himself . More popcorn!
DeleteRaul Labrador is another slimey one.hey grif,if you type in kirk anderson,one of raul law partners,you'll find an interesting article on his actions on a large Mexican meth bust. He defended the creep and was a no show at most of the hearings.the guy was a flight risk. Raul kept trying to get him released on his o r. He would flee,nsa would pick him up,send him back to Mexico and he would sneak back into the USA,Again.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing he hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell of being POTUS, isn't it??
ReplyDeleteHow Christian of him.
ReplyDeleteOr should I say, how Paulian of him.
I'm checking out the Blood moon right at the moment. Its Fabulous!
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