Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Watching Ted Cruz get cock blocked by Huckabee staffer during release of Kim Davis might be my favorite thing ever.

Courtesy of the New York Times: 

When Mr. Cruz, who met with Ms. Davis, exited the Carter County Detention Center, a throng of journalists beckoned him toward their microphones, but an aide to Mr. Huckabee blocked the path of the senator, who appeared incredulous. 

Soon after, Ms. Davis emerged, apparently wearing the same clothes she had worn in court Thursday. Mr. Huckabee stuck close by her side, along with Mr. Staver and her husband, Joe, as they approached the reporters and cameras. Ms. Davis remained silent, letting Mr. Staver and Mr. Huckabee do the talking.

Damn you know this must have REALLY pissed Cruz off.

Here he flies all the way to Kentucky and he is left standing on the sidelines, watching Huckabee jam his lard-ass into the spotlight. However before you get too sad for Rafael, you should know that he got his time pandering to the religious right as well.. Still it was Huckabee that got to announce, along with her attorney, “Kim Davis is free.” And then of course offer himself to be jailed in her stead.

49 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:39 AM

    So her fourth husband is Freddy Krueger?

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    1. Anonymous7:06 AM

      Second and fourth husband, the one she committed adultery on during their marriage with husband number three and one of the possible baby daddies for her illegitimate children.
      But then again, according to her bibull all sex with second husband, third husband, and fourth husband is adulterous.

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    2. I gotta admit, that is about the husband I'd imagine for her.

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    3. Anonymous3:53 PM

      i like this >>> https://www.facebook.com/survivortheband/posts/890489774379037

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    4. Her fourth husband is her second husband. She married him after committing adultery on her first husband, but divorced him when she found out future husband number two was the father. Then divorced him and remarried husband number two.

      All I can think of is she was committing adultery with both of these guys if she didn't know who the real father was.

      What a piece of white trash and she has the hubris to dictate her "values" to others?

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    5. Anonymous4:35 AM

      For a male gold digger (she makes $80,000 a year) he does not look "all that" does he? Cruz looks like a pouty little kid most of the time.

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  2. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Whoever the Huckabee mook was that cock-blocked Raff "Riff-Raff" Cruz I hope he shows up at more of Raff's events and gives him the bum's rush off the stage even at events Raff paid for.

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  3. I think we should take The Huckster up on his offer. He can sit next to the Clerk when she goes back into the slammer.

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    1. And she will go back. She can't not interfere. She can't help herself.

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    2. Anonymous7:51 AM

      Don't put them in the same cell, Kim seems irisistable to men!! Jezebel in old timey garments. Maybe she does not wear undies, and flashes all the guys?

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  4. Anonymous7:01 AM

    Little known fact:

    Kim's husband is Sarah Palin's fashion consultant.

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    1. Anonymous7:21 AM

      Good one!

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    2. Balzafiar7:43 AM

      Why yes he is. His wife is wearing frocks from his "Hot 'n Sweaty Passion" line, appealing to hillbillies everywhere. He is wearing clothes from his "Deliverance" coverall line, with optional nip-rings and the ever convenient drop-down bottom flap for those special moments in the woods, accessorized with a shitty-looking straw hat.

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    3. Why Balzafiar, it's as though you write the catalog copy for Deliverance Duds.

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    4. Balzafiar9:35 AM

      Nefer, trademark that. It's a great marketing name!

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    5. Anonymous12:02 AM

      Kim is wearing a fun little outfit with a" low hanging fruit "option for a bra .

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  5. Olivia7:10 AM

    Enter her husband straight over from the "Hee Haw" revival. I saw a story where a gay salon owner offered to do a makeover for her, free of charge. I don't think they should try to change anything at all about the man she married. His appearance says it all.

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  6. Cruz......."Praise God Kim has been released!"

    Teddy....you fucking retard. God had NOTHING to do with it.

    If there was a GOD that Davis was speaking for, don't you think he/she/whatever would have kept gay marriage from happening in the first place?

    Maybe God was working magic by having this stupid woman thrown in jail in the first place.

    Talk about inbred freaks.....I thought Kim Davis was gross, look at that weirdo husband of hers.....LOL.

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  7. Anonymous7:23 AM

    At first I wondered how such a woman could snag multiple husbands. Now, I know....yeee hawww!

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  8. Anonymous7:24 AM

    What group does the "join or die" snake on the wall behind them belong to?

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    1. I believe that is a 'bagger meme.

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  9. Anonymous7:29 AM

    That was a pure unadulterated block!

    The vibrant conservatives eating their own. What a spectacle and it shows how Huckabee is a scam artist, wanting the stage for himself. And the look on Cruz is priceless.

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  10. "Praise God Kim has been released! "
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    Oh, barf, you god-bothering slug.

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  11. Anonymous7:50 AM

    Listening to the familiar choir music, it just doesn't blend in with what the camera shows. People using Kim Davis for political aggrandisement, Kim Davis using the situation to brag about her 'persecution', the crowds pretending this brings glory to Christ, as though they won some battle for him. It's a disgusting spectacle, using God to make themselves feel this fake superiority and for what? Is this some new blend of revolutionary political christianity, that has absolute no place in a true christian; with Davis walking out of the jail with her hands raised like she's some political prisoner, and for what? For preventing marriage licenses to people where a marriage license is not just issued for LG, but to pagans, thrice-married heteros, Wiccans, other religion/applicants. This is ultimate hypocrisy. There's a target on the gay/lesbians only and Cruz/Huckabee et al are all for getting those ignorant votes.

    It's almost as if God himself wants the world to see the hypocrisy.

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    1. Anonymous10:29 AM

      If I believed in god I would agree that god wants the world to smell the stink of hypocrisy.

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    2. Anonymous5:43 AM

      I believe in God and I think he's exposing their true hearts for all to see.

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  12. Anonymous8:09 AM

    I don't understand all this excitement.

    Gay marriage is still legal. The county will be issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Nothing has changed.

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  13. Anonymous8:09 AM

    I cannot picture anything creepier than a photo of Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and Kim Davis -- unless you added in Sarah Palin and Donald Trump. None of these clowns understand anything about the Constitution.

    By the way, I bet Kim Davis will be invited by some GOP lame brained member of Congress as a guest to next year"s State of the Union address. The rest of us will have a hard time remembering who she is.
    Beaglemom

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  14. Anonymous8:21 AM

    Poll: No Matter How Much Christian Zealots Love Kim Davis, American Voters Despise Her

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/09/09/poll-no-matter-how-much-christian-zealots-love-kim-davis-american-voters-despise-her/

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  15. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Watch Mike Huckabee’s ‘Biblical’ Support For Kim Davis Get Dismantled On Live Television

    http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2015/09/09/3699628/mike-huckabee-hypocritical-theology/

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    1. Anonymous8:48 AM

      Bravo Morning Joe! Way to call the sanctimonious huckster out :)

      Sheesh

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  16. Anonymous8:30 AM

    I hate to bring this down to dollars-and-cents, but if she just shows up and doesn't do anything, does she still collect $80,000 a year? Isn't she still not doing her job?

    Sweet situation-- first her mother had the job for generations, then it was Kim's turn, and one of Kim's legitimate? illegitimate? sons works there now, too, assuming, I guess, that he's next in line on the gravy train. For filling out a few forms a day. Nice work.

    I don't want to hear another negative word about labor unions, when nepotism and political contributions carry out the same functions, with the money going to party bosses and not union leaders.

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    1. Yeah, I'm confused about where we are now too. The rest of us have to follow 'the rule of law,' but Kim Davis gets to skate on this, and perhaps any other rules she suddenly takes a disliking too, cause Jesus...?

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  17. Anonymous8:46 AM

    I laughed and laughed and then laughed some more. The 'huck-block' was a thing of beauty. How dare he try to steal the limelight from the Rev. Huck??? And Kim Davis? Oh my...the basking in the glory of martyrdom raising her arms in glorious praise and weeping in thanks for her new found infamy. Go Huck...Go!

    Sheesh

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    1. Anonymous10:25 AM

      Aint it amazing? That sick fucks they all are.

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  18. Anonymous9:14 AM

    I love the picture with the KY guv where Cruz had to photo-bomb them just to get his ugly face near them.

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  19. Anonymous9:20 AM

    I like the way her husband has his hand on her shoulder, as though he's ready to pull her back. She's hugging the Huckster a little too closely, and hubby knows her history of sleeping around!!

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    1. Anonymous10:22 AM

      Is that a real hand? It looks reptilian.

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  20. Anonymous9:21 AM

    I try not to be mean about people's looks and clothing, but oh man, I can't stop laughing! What, did her husband come out from picking potatoes on the farm to see her release from the pokey?

    Ha-ha!! Glad you dressed up for Kim's appearance on the teevee, what with the political types and all!

    R in NC

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    1. Anonymous10:17 AM

      You can make fun of him because he obviously put some thought into what image he wanted to portray. Unless he only owns overalls and that hat is permanently attached to his head.

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    2. Anonymous11:54 PM

      Rilly..is that a costume?

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  21. Give them this: like Chris and Mary Christie, Joe and Kim Davis make a logical couple, neither in any position to whine they settled for less than he or she could have reasonably shot for.

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  22. Anonymous9:24 AM

    I was reading comments at RS last night. Oh poor Kentucky! They were getting a beating. As I went zipping through I came across this: They invented the toothbrush in Kentucky. If it had been any where else it would have been called a teethbrush.

    I laughed my ass off. So, to that person, thanks for the hysterical laughter (I couldn't quit) and the loss of my ass. Don't worry, it will grow back.

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  23. Anonymous9:30 AM

    Just so ya know, it's not 'cock blocking' if a sexual encounter wasn't intended. He's pretty gross, but I don't think Crybaby Cruz wanted to get into the county clerk's burlap bloomers.
    What happened there was more of a simple hip-check.

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  24. Anonymous10:36 AM

    And NOT seeing Huckabee's puss on the cropped front page photo of the Wall Street Journal was GREAT. After all that crap he spewed he never really got any real love or shout out from Kim Davis and his orders barring Ted Cruz from joining in any photo op made Huckabee look like a mean phony(which he is!)

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  25. physicsmom2:09 PM

    While the RWNJs name-call African Americans "thugs", I think we know who the real thugs are and we have it on video. For a little guy, that Huckabee enforcer was sure determined to keep Cruz away, and he did. I am so fearful that these idiots will get more power in our government than they already have. Sigh.

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  26. Randall4:33 PM

    I'm often amused that when things go their way, religious nuts hollar "praise GOD!"
    but when things DON'T go their way they don't say "aw man, God really fucked me over THAT time!"

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  27. I expect Cruz is going to hire him a linebacker staffer to make sure he has a clear path wherever he wants to go.

    Me? I would have pushed by this guy and had that officer move the little putz aside.

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