Monday, November 02, 2015

Jeb Bush: "I love my dad. I'd kill for him. I'd go to prison for him." Wait, what?

"Hey did you say something about my dad? You want a piece of this?"
Courtesy of Real Clear Politics:  

Jeb Bush borders on creepy talking about how much he cares for his father, who, luckily, "is no longer watching CSI" because he is following the election campaign so closely. "I'd go to prison for him because, I love him so much. Thankfully I haven't had the need to do that." 

JEB BUSH: I love my dad. I'd kill for him. I'd go to prison for him because, I love him so much. Thankfully I haven't had the need to do that. 

Now if you are anything like me your first response to hearing tough talk like this from Jeb! is to snort derisively.

After all Bush is one of those over privileged marshmallow types who get a bloody nose when they stand up to quickly. And he would undoubtedly be laying in a pool of his own blood before noon on his first day of prison.

However then I remember that his ex-alcoholic brother, who will from this day forward be referred to as the "smart Bush," invaded an entire country, murdering thousands of innocent people, because he believed it's leader "Tried to kill my dad!"

Jeb! is so intent on showing how tough he is that in a recent interview with Bloomberg he actually said this:

"They don't know me. They don't know me," Bush told Bloomberg. "I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast."

What the fuckity, fuck, fuck does that even mean?

I can almost see the body-bags coming home with American service men and women in them if Bush is ever elected President.

So at this point I would almost rather see Trump or Carson win this nomination, and ultimately lose to Hillary, than to allow this Bush, or ANY Bush, get even that close to winning the election.

Holy crap, is this family insane!

47 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:15 PM

    This family is Criminally Insane for more then 100 years and many generations. ALL of them..
    Along with the 'right hand man' Dick Fucking Cheney. AND Yes they did it because someone "tried to kill my dad!" EXACTLY!

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    1. Anonymous12:55 PM

      You are so right, a sicker bunch of sociopaths there never was. They are evil to core of their rotten beings. No more Bushes ever! That is what Joan Crawford should have said in Mommy Dearest!

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    2. Anonymous12:58 PM

      BTW, Jeb's son, George P Bush, is being roundly criticized for taking off inordinate amounts of time as Land Commissioner to campaign for his father and hiring his layabout rich boy pals to work for him in Texas government. Funny how Jeb criticizes Rubio for missing work, when his baby boy misses work all the time for him!

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  2. "JEB BUSH: I love my --- brother. I'd kill for him. I'd go to prison for him because,"
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    All righty, then! Wonderful idea!


    "Thankfully I haven't had the need to do that."
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    I'm sure we can make arrangements.

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    1. I agree with you totally. How can we arrange it for him.
      Someone sure needs to go to prison for all the things Poppy and W pulled off. (and Cheney) Let's go get them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. ""They don't know me. They don't know me," Bush told Bloomberg. "I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast.""
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    Ooh, so impressive. You eat nails, Jebby? So you're a real live macho, macho man?

    Tell you what. Wake us up when you actually send your sorry, flabby, privileged ass to fight the wars you want to start that you think make you look like a real nail-eater.

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    1. Someone else joked that he was speaking about fingernails. So who HASN'T chewed on their fingernails? So tough, Jeb!

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    2. His ass or his whimpy sons' or daughters. He is nothing but a blob. Nail-eater? Doesn't even know what a nail looks like. Maybe he has the candy version in his house. Maybe it will all fall down.

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  4. I think, and I might be giving him WAY to much credit, that he might be attempting humor. He needs to stop trying before he hurts himself.

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  5. Anonymous12:36 PM

    I would rather see Hillary win over any of those Repubs, but I would rather see another Democrat win over Hillary.

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    1. Anonymous3:30 PM

      Why's that, 12:36?

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  6. Anonymous12:38 PM

    "I'd kill for him"

    sick mind

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  7. Anonymous12:45 PM

    Saddam Hussein had good reason to want Bush41 dead. Contrary to the popular mythology (how many times have you heard the media's news actors refer to the Gulf War as a "war of necessity?"), Bush41 green-lighted Hussein's invasion of Kuwait before the invasion, then pretended it was all the result of Hussein being out of control and needing to be stopped. The analog of Bush43's mushroom cloud was Iraqi soldiers dumping newborns from incubators and stealing the incubators - a baseless fabrication made by a propaganda firm.

    That's two Bushes in the White House and two fake wars, with Honest Dick Cheney right up to his beady little eyes right in the middle of orchestrating both of them. The Gulf War got the U.S. bases in Saudi Arabia, something which really pissed off and motivated a guy named Osama bin Laden. The damage to America caused by those two Bushes and their lackey Dick Cheney will never reach a bottom line - the bill will grow every day for decades, and the cost goes far beyond lives and money. Service in the armed forces should be mandatory for anyone stupid enough to vote for another Bush.

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  8. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Would be a better plan to go to prison WITH him

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    1. Anonymous1:16 PM

      You nailed it.

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    2. Anonymous2:54 PM

      And take Dumbya with him.

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  9. kraftysue12:51 PM

    those nails must be rusty and dull based on his lack of "sharp" skills in communicating and his dull demeanor. Imagine his daily bowel movements have got to be something else too!

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  10. Anonymous1:07 PM

    My contempt for the entire bush family is off the fucking charts starting with Laura's hit and run homicide. Cunt #1
    George war monger bush, dumbya destroys the Middle East and creates Isis, and Jeb!?!? Blow me you useless piece of shit.

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  11. Anonymous1:10 PM

    OT-

    http://www.salon.com/2015/11/02/put_gay_people_to_death_ted_cruz_bobby_jindal_and_mike_huckabee_to_speak_at_iowa_religious_liberty_conference_led_by_noxious_right_wing_radio_host/

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  12. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Jesus! His 'speechifying' is nuts!!! What idiotic things he is currently saying and he thinks they are going to win him the nomination? The Bush family is a joke and he should have listened to his mother!

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  13. Anonymous1:20 PM

    Wow, the thinking skills in this family are bizarre. What would possess a person to even say something like that.

    I can't imagine either of my parents feeling proud if I said I would 'kill' for them. They taught us that killing is wrong and both went to their maker knowing all their children had listened to them on that. The sex, drugs and rock & roll stuff, not as much obedience.

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  14. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Please read "Family of Secrets"
    They are far worse than your wildest imagination.

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    1. I haven't read it, but Jeb's statement -- "I love my dad. I'd kill for him. I'd go to prison for him because, I love him so much. Thankfully I haven't had the need to do that." -- sure sounds like a giant "tell" about Bush family secrets.

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  15. The Bush crazy goes back to Prescott. He was involved in a coup d'tat against FDR.

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    1. Anonymous3:36 PM

      Wasn't Prescott also in with either Stalin or Hitler? My history on him is very rusty, like JEB!'s nails.

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  16. Anonymous2:13 PM

    Yeah, that's just creepy. Dubya's ought to be in jail for what he did to this country all because 'Saddam tried to kill my dad.' Well, Saddam didn't but Dubya's sure made sure thousands of innocent Iraqi women, children, men, elderly people died. How Dubya's sleeps at night, I don't know. Make no mistake friends, Jeb? would be a Dubya clone. He already has the same advisors and I guarantee, Rove and Cheney advise him, too. Effin' scary! Go away Bush. No more Bushes.

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    1. Anonymous3:38 PM

      Trump was doing his damndest to take JEB! out early on. I don't know if he's still using that strategy or not.

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  17. Anonymous2:18 PM

    he really said "I EAT NAILS"?

    Dog Damn, that's sounds as stupid as The Queen of Iquitarod!

    I can guarantee that Jeb! would be glad to start a war with Iran. Hell, he'd have to keep up with Poppy and W, cuz they got to be "war presidents"

    He wouldn't be able to hold his head up at the Skull and Bones dinners if he didn't kill at least 100, 000 ragheads!

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  18. He eats nails before breakfast? Wow, I'm convinced. This guy is really tough. The bad guys better watch out. You can't help but feel a little masculine envy when Jeb sets his boys free.

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  19. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Borders on the creepy? Um no. It crosses the creepy line by miles!

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    1. Balzafiar3:16 PM

      It does indeed. No one in their right mind would voluntarily go into the system -- unless they did so because exposing the truth about dear old Dad would eventually put them there anyway.

      Incidentally, there really is some dirty stuff in dear old Dad's history but it has long been suppressed because he's one of the good ol' boys.

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  20. Anonymous3:03 PM

    My wonderful father is almost 80 years old. He wouldn't want me to kill for him or go to prison for him (not that he would have any need for me to do either other those things)

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  21. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Jeb is running for president so he can better cover up all the part crimes of the Bush Crime Family.

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  22. Anonymous3:26 PM

    That dude is a boob!!

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  23. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Mother fucker better not go near Rafael Ted Cruz.

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  24. Anonymous3:56 PM

    The question every reporter should ask is; Jeb, would you also take us into another war for your Dad?

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  25. Anonymous3:59 PM

    I look at the republican field in this election and I think, holy f*ck, can Hillary possibly lose this election? And if she does, can this country possibly survive a Presidency with any of these lunatics at the helm??????

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  26. Anonymous4:08 PM

    A shrinking violet, just like his mom. I've always respected Bush Sr. Seems like a nice enough person, but I have to wonder what brought this "Goodfellas" histrionics on Jeb's part? He gave himself a "reset" pep rally in Floriduh today after firing his staff and said "everything's great, we're in fine shape"
    Now I wonder if the first Bush will expose where the bodies are buried? OR how much it'll cost Jeb for his silence?

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    1. Anonymous8:08 PM

      Yes he does "seem" like a nice guy. Yet imagine, if you will, that he was in on the JFK, and probably RFK and MLK assassinations. See, Bush Sr. would kill for something he loved....power and money.

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  27. Anonymous4:15 PM

    He eats nails before breakfast, does he? He must check his poll numbers while brewing the coffee.

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  28. Anonymous4:33 PM

    "What the fuckity, fuck, fuck does that even mean?"

    Gryphen, was this intended as a weak impersonation of Willow Palin or Bristol? It doesn't sound like a sentence you'd write.

    But I agree that Mr. Bush's comments are a bit weird.

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  29. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Awww, Jessie... you had me at "What the fuckity, fuck, fuck ..."
    Beautiful !

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  30. Anonymous8:01 PM

    I always thought the sentiment was " I would die for you" not " I would kill for you" yet with the Bushes and their father's career with the CIA and suchlike, I can see why he got confused.

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    1. Anonymous3:55 AM

      I don't think that Jeb would go as far as "dying" for his father but he would, apparently, "kill" for him. There are limits to what even a Bush would do for another person.
      Beaglemom

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  31. Anonymous1:51 PM

    Jeb Bush Stole His Campaign Slogan From One Of England’s Worst Child Abusers Ever

    The Right’s love affair with child sex abusers is well-known by now — Josh Duggar, Dennis Hastert, and others have managed to win (and keep) the adoration of conservatives despite their love of indulging in some pretty horrific acts with children. On Monday, Gawker’s Ashley Feinberg pointed out that yet another serial child abuser has earned the support of none other than failing presidential candidate Jeb! Bush in his selection of his new, heavily-mocked campaign slogan, “Jeb Can Fix It.”

    Yes, yes, it sounds like something straight out of a small town, early-90’s plumbing commercial — but the almost embarrassingly terrible tagline loses much of its humor when you realize that it’s quite similar to a phrase used by former British children’s entertainer Jimmy Savile, one of the most notorious child molesters in the history of the nation (and certainly in the world of children’s entertainment). Feinberg gives us a rundown of Savile’s history:

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/11/03/jeb-bush-stole-his-campaign-slogan-from-one-of-englands-worst-child-abusers-ever/

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  32. Anonymous7:35 PM

    "I love my dad. I'd kill for him."

    Is this where he starts talking about his Gulf War Service?
    Oh wait...
    Republicans don't serve in the military...

    They just send other peoples kids...

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