Alaska is well known for having some of the worst commercials of all time. (Think I'm kidding? Get a load of this guy.)
So it is nice to see a fairly humorous commercial that pokes a little gentle fun at Alaskans, while also advertising an important service.
By the way not ALL Alaska men look like that. Some of us are much hairier.
(P.S. Just for the record I would not live in that city if you nailed my scrotum to the Welcome to Fairbanks sign and left me to freeze to it overnight. No offense.)
The Matress Ranch video you linked, is that where Barstool Palin the Mattress Backed Ho of Waszilla works rest driving mattresses with customers?
ReplyDeleteAHHHH the Mattress Ranch dance!!!!! He's down here too, but honestly as bad as the commercials are, he is quite into giving back to the community.
DeleteNot sure how he can considering I'd NEVER buy a mattress from a place that looks like all the farm animals have slept in them
I think it's a cute commercial.
ReplyDeleteBy any chance are you one of those bearded flannel wearing lumbersexuals?
DeleteNo I am beardless and unflanneled this year.
DeleteAlrighty then... Damn good idea. I agree,cute commercial.
DeleteMACS Transit, the last resort when the courts impound your vehicle for too many DUI's.
ReplyDeleteWas this Alaskan commercial made for Sarah Palin's daughters?
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah Palin's daughters rides the bus maybe their chances of finding a lumbersexual to sleep with will increase?
They'd just drop trou in the back of the bus and go for it,
DeleteThen Sarah needs to add a bus stop at her front door.
DeleteMACS transit doesn't have any short buses.
DeleteIs that beefcake wearing an earring?
ReplyDeleteWas this commercial made for Toad?
ReplyDeleteGreat commercial, very similar to a SNL parody commercial.
ReplyDeleteWell groomed beard and mustache, eyebrows groomed and plucked, earring, beanie rolled up nice and cute, does he smell like wood or Aqua Di Gio for men, his flannel blouse is nice and clean, there's no icicles hanging from his nostrils, doesn't carry an axe or banged up gas powered chainsaw and he has a smartphone. That aint no Alaskan lumberjack, that's one of dem poser Alaskan lumbersexuals looking for a good time with Toad.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that No Parking sign behind that lumbersexual's buttocks. Is Alaska against parking in the rear at public bus stops?
ReplyDeleteIf Alaska is against parking in the rear at public bus stops then that lumbersexual should call Uber and ride bitch on Todd's snowmobile. First rides free.
DeleteWhose been carrying crazy ladies purses? Oh that's right, she doesn't need one...... she sold it on ebay and counts it as a "book sale"
DeleteYou know how Bruce Jenner surprised Kris Jenner when Caitlyn Jenner appeared one day. Well has anybody seen Toad? He hasn't been spotted in quite some time. Don't want to spoil anything for Sarah, but is Sarah in for a surprise if she ever returns to Wasilla?
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is what happened to the Belmonts, Taaahhhd took them? Also, too the vinyl skirt with the butt built in and lace on the hem.
DeleteCute Ad.
ReplyDeleteIf we didn't know better we'd think every guy looks like Al Borland character in (Home Improvement) from the ad, which is kind of nice, considering he was a sweet gentle guy. Am sure there are plenty of great decent men around, of all types and sizes. If we were to just believe the crap from Sarah's lips about AK, we'd think the State is still the wild wild west, gold mining toothless old geezers living in brothels, saloons and gunfights and riots galore.
It's too bad the Palins gave AK such a bad rap.
That's one way of avoiding child support and having to go to court every week to fight Bristol. Is that lumbersexual hiding from Bristol by riding MACS transit and switching buses every 1/2 hour? Doesn't he know the saying around these parts "If you don't want to pay then don't play with Sarah Palin's daughter ".
ReplyDeleteWas it really necessary and what did you gain by badmouthing Fairbanks?
ReplyDeleteJesse's comment about Fairbanks is ok. He knows Anchorage is a shit hole of murders, drug abuse, and posers who think that their city is the cultural center of the state, because they have more than one brew pub.
DeleteGryph did not bad mouth Fairbanks. He just said he wouldn't live there because he loves where he lives. Is this Bristol? Why are you always trying to start shit? Go look for your fetus's daddy.
DeleteYou need to reread his words. Bristol? Hardly. I've lived in Fbks over 50 years, and know who fathered each of my six children; my husband of sixty years. Snuggle with your paranoia if it comforts you.
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ReplyDeleteYou know how Bruce Jenner surprised Kris Jenner when Caitlyn Jenner appeared one day. Well has anybody seen Toad? He hasn't been spotted in quite some time. Don't want to spoil anything for Sarah, but is Sarah in for a surprise if she ever returns to Wasilla?
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It's a good thing if Taaawwd physically changes team. That means he wouldn't have to recruit single struggling mothers into his interstate business since he will have his own personal hoohah to pimp out or Sawah can pimp him out.
Offense taken.
ReplyDelete-Fairbanks Born & Raised
That guy is much too sober and clean to be riding the bus in Anchorage. I had no idea those men in Fairbanks had such lovely grooming habits.
ReplyDeleteI love The Mattress Guy. Corny.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I like this ad. Corny.
What can I say? I'm from the Midwest and we do corn. Corny is in my blood.
Facial hair envy aside, I thought this was pretty tame compared to "Sofa King" commercials.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1_MZApnzGI
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ReplyDeleteJesse's comment about Fairbanks is ok. He knows Anchorage is a shit hole of murders, drug abuse, and posers who think that their city is the cultural center of the state, because they have more than one brew pub
Is this why Tawwwwddd hangs out in Anchorage?