After pulling out a pistol and demanding a working penis pump, a man fled from a St. Paul adult video store and sex shop Wednesday evening and remains "at large," police said.
The man walked into Viva Video, at 918 University Ave., seeking to exchange a penis pump he had purchased, claiming it didn't work as advertised. The clerk argued that any problems were due to "operator error," a police report said.
At that point, the man pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the clerk's head, again demanding a replacement for his used pump. He fled without a new pump, saying he'd be back.
You know some things simply do not require my commentary.
Of course don't let that stop all of you.
Nice picture. He should have shot his penis off, FREAK!
ReplyDeleteWhere are the balls?
DeleteWow, just wow! He used his second amendment penis, to try to get his anatomical penis pumped...You just can't make this stuff up...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteAt least we know it wasn't Bristol's latest baby daddy.
ReplyDelete3rd comment in. Didn't take you long to bring any subject back to a Palin
DeleteHave you read any other social platform that doesn't always say something about Hillarty Clitless? Fuck off.
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DeleteI can't stand the Palins, I am sick of all of them. I fail to see why some posters are so obsessed with them that they are injected into every thread, which ruins good threads about other people.
All was justified criticism of 5:45's comment, 7:59 until you got to the tasteless dig on Hillary. You don't like to hear about the Palins, I would suggest that you go elsewhere and get your news. We really won't miss you. Promise.
DeleteI will ridicule Bristol Palin whenever and wherever I please, and as the mood strikes me, and if you don't like it, well, that's just too goddamn bad. Find somebody else to try to shame, because I will not wait for an engraved invitation to make fun of that raging hypocrite. Especially when Gryphen posts a graphic that's a mashup of two of Bristol's well-known favorite things, dicks and guns. How was I supposed to help it that the sight of it just naturally reminded me of her?
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Would be funny as hell if the clerk was a Korean woman.
ReplyDeleteCustomer: This pump didn't work.
Clerk: You got too small dick, Charlie.
Customer: No I don't, and my name isn't Charlie
Clerk: what ever you say, man with tiny dick.
Racism
DeleteHow is that funny?
DeleteI know Korean people with more class than you!
DeleteOld cranky mid west white people never get it. Go eat in a Mom and Pop Asian restaurant and you'll get it. Asian woman notably Filipino women speak their minds.
Delete7:59 - I'm a Native American woman & I say it's racism. You're welcome.
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DeleteNah, Asian people in Minnesota have more class than to speak so distastefully. I know, I live in Minneapolis and dine in Asian restaurants (including the small Mom and Pop places) in St. Paul, Minnesota.
OT MAYBE?> THESE GUYS!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.salon.com/2015/12/27/republicans_shield_these_radical_islamists_why_the_gop_field_wont_talk_honestly_about_saudi_arabia/
Ewww. You can't exchange used underwear or bathing suits, yet this mensa member want to return something he wrapped his ding a ling in, desperately trying to get and maintain an erection?
ReplyDeleteBuy a Shark, I'm sure you'll get better results.