After pulling out a pistol and demanding a working penis pump, a man fled from a St. Paul adult video store and sex shop Wednesday evening and remains "at large," police said.
The man walked into Viva Video, at 918 University Ave., seeking to exchange a penis pump he had purchased, claiming it didn't work as advertised. The clerk argued that any problems were due to "operator error," a police report said.
At that point, the man pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the clerk's head, again demanding a replacement for his used pump. He fled without a new pump, saying he'd be back.
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