Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Okay so once again it is time for yet another GOP debate. Get your booze, popcorn, and stress balls within arms reach and let's do this thing! Update!

Okay so tonight will be the fifth Republican debate, and as always Donald Trump is leading the field, but now he has not only Ben Carson but also Ted Cruz breathing down his puffy orange neck.

I really think that we are going to see some backstabbing and sucker punching, because there are a whole lot of presidential wannabes who are damn sick and tired of being left out of the conversation.

Here are a couple of links to get you started.

Politico claims to offer everything you need to know about the debate.

CNN has 7 things that you need to watch for.

The Hill let's us know that Trump might have done a little Sheldon Adelson ass kissing today.

 Rachel Maddow would like to know why CNN is lying about how Rand Paul made it to the main debate stage tonight. (Good question actually.)

And finally my favorite modern author Stephen King has an observation about Donald J. Trump.

As always I will be updating this post as things unfold, and Twittering my little fingers to the bone.

I imagine that much of this debate will center around terrorism and national security so expect there to be gallons of testosterone ejaculated onto stage and quite a lot of muy macho chest beating.

Oh joy.

Update: Oh looky looky.

 I think they're in the cheap seats.

Update 2: So of course these too got together.

 I bet they are arguing over who loves John McCain the most.

Update 3:

I'm so beat I misspelled doesn't. 

206 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Sounds like a typical night at your friendly neighborhood strip joint.

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    1. Anonymous4:51 PM

      Well, Sarah is there, so that is probably part of the afterglow...and she dragged Purseholder along, just to prove to us that they are still a couple (of convenience.) Who's watching the kids this time, Sarah?

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    2. Anonymous5:30 PM

      Palin is the Ring Girl for the debate tonight proudly announcing each round during the commercial break and hawking SarahPAC on the backside of the round card.

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    3. Anonymous5:53 PM

      He didn't get the memo about THE CURSE!
      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWTdJCsWUAEjH43.png

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    4. Anonymous6:03 PM

      What?! No VIP seating grandma quitter and her trusty purse handler?

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    5. Sarah looks like she has a rabid badger on her head.

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    6. Anonymous11:37 PM

      Is that sarah's new look..frozen face,slit eyes?! Does the hag from dead lake thinks she's old plastic headed melanopia? Too funny,screech!

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    7. Anonymous5:00 AM

      Palin was there trying to cozy up to CNN for a possible job no doubt. She's getting desperate and Todd was just fulfilling his obligation!!!

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  2. I've been watching the kids table debate which seems to be overpopulated with Rambo wannabes desperate to slaughter every last person on earth who cannot quote Christian Bible verses when asked at gunpoint.

    If this next debate follows suit I may have to wear a flack jacket.

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    1. Balzafiar4:20 PM

      You don't want a flack jacket, you want a flak jacket. A flack is a publicity agent.

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    2. Anonymous4:22 PM

      Evidently there was reference to Princess Buttercup. Also a reference to a (non-existent) sunset in the movie Casablanca.

      The varsity debaters will need to out crazy that.

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    3. You know what I meant.

      And thanks for the correction.

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  3. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Pictures of Toad & Sarah at the debate:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWTuvQ4WsAA_9T3.jpg

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWTuvTWXAAQkOcJ.jpg

    My God - how miserable they both look!

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      "And the Whos down in WhoVille all cried, boo hoo hoo!" -- Dr. Suess

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    2. Anonymous4:57 PM

      She looks like she's about to burp up something, maybe that alien living in her. That would be so cool, right in the middle of the debate, and the alien scampers up on the stage and attaches to Trump.

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    3. Anonymous5:00 PM

      Hey, ex-husband Tawd, you like being led around by that ring in your nose?

      Who's pimping whom these days?

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    4. Anonymous5:06 PM

      They both look like they are about to throw up. Couldn't sit farther apart, I guess, especially since these are compted seats.

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    5. Anonymous5:19 PM

      I see Sarah Palin is channeling Flo from Mel's Diner in that pic. Kiss my grits, grifter!

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    6. Anonymous5:29 PM

      What's in it for Tawdry?

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    7. Anonymous5:45 PM

      Looks like the Group W bench to me!

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    8. Anonymous5:52 PM

      A moment of honesty.

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    9. Anonymous6:02 PM

      So, would you who know TV and political fame please tell me who are all those famous people lucky enough to sit near Sarah and Todd?

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    10. Anonymous6:03 PM

      What are the two "celebrities" doing at the debate? Didn't Sarah tell everyone she was on the other side of the rope at the SNL show because she is a celebrity?

      Sarah looks like she is giving the evil eye to the clowns onstage. What in the hell is toad doing there, is he going into politics. ha ha who is he blackmailing now.

      Don't they have a daughter that is supposedly going into labor soon, oh right, another scam to fleece the media for photos.

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    11. Anonymous6:15 PM

      That poor guy in front of her with the receding hairline. You can tell by the look on his face, $arah still hasn't bathed. Dirty, smelly hag!

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    12. Anonymous6:16 PM

      Looks to me like someone put "baby in a corner" and made her stay there.

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    13. Anonymous7:11 PM

      Did she sell them all books?
      Have a group prayer?

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    14. Anonymous7:22 PM

      Haha that's a pretty mean Resting Bitch Face :)

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    15. Anonymous7:36 PM

      Did Tawd forget his dentures?

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    16. Anonymous9:30 PM

      I've seen snakes with more open and kind expressions than Palin is wearing in that photo: good grief, what a hard, gimlet-eyed harridan she is when no one's paying attention to her. Mean to the core.
      M from MD

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    17. Is that Lindsey Graham? She gets an audience with Lindsey Graham but Trump won't give her the time of day?

      Oh, sweetie. You can kiss that cabinet post goodbye. (Not that you had a chance anyway since Trump will NEVER BE PRESIDENT.)

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    18. Anonymous5:57 AM

      Sarah only gets to go if Toad comes to make sure she is properly medicated.

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  4. Anonymous4:16 PM

    So far I would love to kick huckleberry and santoram's balls right up their asses if in fact they really had any balls. Right after that I would bitch slap both of those fairies for speaking so badly about my President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.

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    1. Anonymous4:49 PM

      I caught about a minute, enough to hear Santorum repeat Palin's story about ISIL killing handicapped kids "And as the father of a handicapped child, I will not stand for that!" Hey Ricky, since you've been unemployed since 2010, just who is paying for Bella's medical care? Obamacare perhaps?

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    2. Anonymous5:24 PM

      Ricky didn't seem to care about the disabled kid his wife had scraped out in a late term abortion.

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    3. Anonymous5:30 PM

      Well, she was an abortion doctor's nurse for years before she met Santorum (and married to him too, I think?) They creeped me out last time around when it came out that they took the dead fetus home for the night...to bed with them and the kids. Yuck.

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    4. 66gardeners4:21 AM

      Karen Santorum's dead fetus was the result of a late-term abortion, performed at 19 weeks.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/on-faith/personal-tragedy-becomes-political-pawn/2012/01/19/gIQA75LdDQ_story.html
      The story is well known. In October 1996, Karen Santorum underwent surgery to try to fix a fatal malfunction in the kidneys of the fetus. After the operation, she contracted an infection and she and her husband, former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum (Pa.), were faced with a terrible choice: End the pregnancy or lose the mother.

      “Rick cried and spoke to me softly,” writes Karen in her 1998 book, “Letters to Gabriel.” He spoke of their three living children. “They can’t live without their mother. Karen, you make our lives complete — please, it’s time — I love you so much.” Karen took medicine that induced labor.

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  5. Anonymous4:18 PM

    I can't. I just c a n t. My uh, cat needs a bath, and some pills. The uh, windows need washed on the hubby's old Chevy. I have a load of ironing to do. My mother-in-law needs a perm...and an enema... But I appreciate you IMers that can handle this disgusting chore. I tip my hat to you...

    Blue girl Liz ... living in a red state ...

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  6. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Don't like Donald Trump? Blame Sarah Palin

    http://www.latimes.com/local/abcarian/la-me-ra-don-t-like-donald-trump-blame-sarah-palin-20151215-column.html

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  7. Anonymous4:23 PM

    Nope! Love ya, Gryph, but no way in double hockeys.

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  8. Good luck to Jeb and Rand: I still don't believe Christie can stand for two hours without needing to fart.

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    1. Anonymous4:57 PM

      None of those blowhards can and they fart every single time they open their mouths.

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    2. Anonymous5:35 AM

      LOL. Still funny.

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  9. Anonymous4:51 PM

    In lieu of watching the debate my girlfriend is using a chainsaw to give me a vasectomy.

    I am sure it will be less painful than listening to the GOP clowns.

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    1. Anonymous5:03 PM

      You win!

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  10. Anonymous4:56 PM

    I haven't watched any of the debates yet (actually haven't watched a debate since I started voting in 1984), I just get info from people blogging them so blog away!

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    1. Anonymous6:15 PM

      I have done the same thing, 4:45 PM. Cannot stand the thought of hearing (or seeing) about Sarah Palin being in attendance (in the cheap seats with Todd!)or visually watching Trump and the greasy guy next to him! They are such sorry losers!

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  11. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Republicans Shoot Themselves in the Foot Again with Another Rigged Debate

    http://www.politicususa.com/2015/12/15/republicans-shoot-foot-rigged-debate.html

    CNN Puts On A Horrible Republican Debate As 4 Lousy Candidates Pine For War And Bush

    http://www.politicususa.com/2015/12/15/cnn-puts-horrible-republican-debate-4-lousy-candidates-pine-war-bush.html

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  12. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Ummm... Did tRump get his $5 Million from CNN? I thought, he did not want to appear if they didn't pony up those five BIG ones?

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    1. Anonymous5:43 AM

      Nope...Trump demanded and threatened, CNN said 'no way' and there he is front and center. Art of the deal you know. Tremendous deal maker that Trumpster is.

      Sheesh

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  13. Anonymous5:09 PM

    They keep saying all terrorists are Muslim, but I dont think Robert Dear was Muslim. Nor was Timothy McVeigh, Adam Lanza and countless others.

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    1. Anonymous5:27 PM

      Chris Christie keeps flapping his yap about the scared children and parents in Los Angeles.

      He has yet to say something about the pain, terror, and loss of innocence for another group of parents and children who live in Newton, CT.

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  14. Anonymous5:29 PM

    "close parts of the internet"

    Works well in China.

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    1. Anonymous6:44 PM

      Too bad Ted Stevens isn't around to give tutorials on how the internets work.

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    2. Anonymous9:08 PM

      Inter-connected-tubes, right?

      dowl

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    3. Anonymous1:54 AM

      Trump's "our internet" lit up twitter with snark. My fav: "let's all use the phone at the same time so Isis can't use dial up"

      BBC has a selection of the best in:
      Tweeters mock Trump's internet call:
      http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35109492

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  15. Both Trump and Kasich seem to think that the internet is the problem when fighting terrorism.

    Trump wants to penetrate it, which sounds very date rapey to me.

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    1. Anonymous7:25 AM

      Better he penetrate the internet instead of his daughter.

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  16. And yes Palin is at the debate offering the candidates her "support."

    I feel dirty.

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    1. Anonymous5:46 PM

      I tried to warn them.

      Karl

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    2. Anonymous6:41 PM

      Does that mean Todd arranged the hookers for all the GO Pee candidates?

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  17. Anonymous5:34 PM

    With all that testosterone being ejaculated on stage tonight, Carly Fiorina better wear her raincoat or she'll be birfing some kind of mutant conservaturd in nine months.

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    1. Anonymous5:43 PM

      We'll rip that fetus out of her body and sell the parts for monies, cause ya know, that's what liberals do ;-)

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    2. Anonymous7:26 PM

      5:43 Bullshit is what trolls like you do.

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    3. Anonymous7:24 AM

      7:26 Ever heard of sarcasm or is that above your paygrade?

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    4. Anonymous7:31 AM

      Now hold on a sec- Fiorina has made her whole persona all about the (FAKE!!!) Planned Parenthood videos. For someone who bragged endlessly about her technical expertise, she's an epic fail when it comes to completely bogus "investigative" filming.
      The above @ 5:43 was a comment on that bit of stupidity.

      Wild Tortoise

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  18. Anonymous5:34 PM

    "precision carpet" bombing

    3 mile by 2 mile patch with very tidy edges.

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  19. Anonymous5:39 PM

    OMG I just found CNNHD on the list of my 800 channels and what is this shit? Is it a debate or "who is smarter than a 5th grader"? (Hint: NONE of them are)!

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  20. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Nobody wins.
    It looks like they all lose.

    Audience at GOP Vegas show. Dec 15.
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/matt-drudge-appears-in-the-audience-of-gop-debate/

    Sarah Palin @ CNN #GOPDebate Las Vegas Pre-party
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpwNvjUsOjs&feature=youtu.be

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    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpwNvjUsOjs&feature=youtu.be

      Geez, Jake Tapper, right away, babbling about moose chili. YES, WE KNOW, THAT'S ALL SHE KNOWS HOW TO COOK! WE GET IT!!!

      ...asks her if she serves a cabernet, or what, with the chili...

      Nope. Coors Light. Which is like saying Bud Lite, Michelob, PBR, or any other watered-down pilsner you care to name. Classy, as always.

      I saw the word-association video at the CNN URL. She's such a b i t c h.

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  21. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Fiorina is such a stupid and angry bitch.

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    1. Balzafiar5:57 PM

      +++++

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    2. Anonymous6:04 PM

      Amen!

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    3. Balzafiar6:45 PM

      She has a permanent look of smug superiority about her.

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    4. Anonymous6:47 PM

      Was she looking ugly too tonight? I didn't bother to watch; had better, more interesting things to do.

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    5. Anonymous6:59 PM

      She always look ugly,because she is....

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    6. Anonymous7:10 PM

      Everytime a question was directed to Fiorina, she put on her mean bitch face and then immediately mouthed off with one of her planned answers. Anyone who tries to look angry all the time is definitely ugly.

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    7. Fiorina has to debate Hillary now because there's no shot in hell of it ever really happening. Ha-ha.

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    8. Anonymous7:26 PM

      Her hair is flat and cut funny, makes her face look even more angular and pointy. Not a one of these people is even remotely attractive, except Rubio, and then he opens his mouth.

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    9. Anonymous8:06 PM

      Don't eat Milkbones! You might turn out like Carly.

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  22. At the risk of starting an argument, I think I would have to say that John Kasich sounds the most reasonable of everybody on that stage.

    Of course he probably ONLY sounds reasonable on that stage.

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    1. Anonymous5:58 PM

      I think the podiums are the most reasonable.

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    2. Anonymous6:09 PM

      I prefer the commercial breaks.

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    3. Anonymous7:10 PM

      They all sound like they are auditioning for Adelsen.

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    4. Anonymous9:45 PM

      7:10 PM

      Yep. Todd is there to hook him up with Marina again.

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    5. I would have ranked Rand Paul ahead of Kasich, if only because Paul seemed more sane as far as foreign policy is concerned (which was the theme of the debate, despite what Bernie Sanders mistakenly Tweeted right after it was over).

      Kasich made a few remarks that were a bit more evangelical/right-wing wacko, I thought.

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  23. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Andy Borowitz
    Just now ·

    If your debate drinking game involved the word "boots" or "ground" you are no longer conscious. ‪#‎GOPDebate‬

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    1. ManxMamma6:16 PM

      Andy needs to add "bad guy". What an articulate bunch. And these people make me crazy.

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    2. Anonymous7:13 PM

      I think I heard "leads from behind" quite a few times, too. They must be talking about themselves.

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    3. I picked "No-Fly Zone" after listening to the kid's table debate, then promptly watched the NCIS season finale and never watched the debate. Good thing, I probably have ended up in the hospital having my stomach pumped.

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  24. Anonymous5:59 PM

    So, I can hardly wait to see what Marco does with the gum in his mouth.

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    1. Anonymous6:35 PM

      swallow

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    2. Anonymous6:57 PM

      Naturally.

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    3. Anonymous7:27 PM

      Was that gum? At one point, he was chewing very heavily, like he had grabbed sandwich during the commercial and hadn't finished the bite. I don't think that was gum.

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  25. Anonymous6:04 PM

    If the above picture of Sarah Palin could speak

    Come on Donnie, show them what we're made of, White Power!

    On the otherside of Sarah Palin's face,

    Come on Teddy: You, me - White House 2016

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    1. Anonymous7:19 PM

      Nailed it!

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    2. Anonymous8:08 PM

      Se's still trying to figure out how to say Schutzstaffel, can't use SS either b/c that's the ebil Socialist Security... foreign policy still not a strong point for her...

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  26. Anonymous6:07 PM

    How come Sarah Palin is sitting in the cheap seats? With all those redneck's contributions, Sarah Palin is supposed be on stage!

    Sarah either get on stage or return everybody's money.

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    1. Anonymous6:34 PM

      She is playing the role of 'she is just like us'. She is suppose to be normal and one of the people. Trump is the mega rich. Sarah is humble and a Christian.

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    2. Anonymous6:37 PM

      Omg, she actually wore something respectable.

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    3. Anonymous7:35 PM

      The shoes are awful. They have platforms and rivets ant they look like clogs. Her hair is reminiscent of early 80's country music awards. She looks gross.

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    4. Anonymous7:44 PM

      Not that raccoon on the back of her huge head.

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  27. Anonymous6:11 PM

    My take...they really have left Trump alone!

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    1. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Jeb sort of faced off with him - at least Jeb! handled Trump a little better than at past debates. They are all afraid of bully trump picking on them.

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    2. Anonymous6:18 PM

      Trump is such an ass. He gets more air time than anyone else and he never really says anything. He likes santorum and huckabee! To him they are "good guys". Yikes.

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    3. Anonymous6:31 PM

      Trump didn't even have to describe the new scanner he's developed that instantly determines whether a person entering the USA is a Muslim.

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  28. Anonymous6:16 PM

    Christie just called Obama a weakling. I guess if you put the two against each other in a hot dog eating contest, Obama would look like a lightweight compared to Christie.

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    1. Anonymous5:14 AM

      ++++++++++

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  29. Jeb! Really got under Trump's skin.

    Forced the Donald to whip out the poll numbers.

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    1. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Who's poll numbers? Donald Trump's poll numbers generated by Donald's yes men?

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  30. Anonymous6:27 PM

    WATCH: Protestor Heckles Donald Trump at CNN Republican Debate
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-protestor-heckles-donald-trump-at-cnn-republican-debate/

    Trump’s Debate Performance Already A Disaster: Obama Bringing In ISIS Through Mexico
    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/12/15/trumps-debate-performance-already-a-disaster-obama-bringing-in-isis-through-mexico/

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWTuvQ4WsAA_9T3.jpg

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  31. Anonymous6:34 PM

    Ben Carson said "terrorist malpractice".

    The man is still on the varsity debate platform. It boggles the mind.

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    1. W R O N G. He was kidding. He meant that if Isis isn't trying to smuggle terrorists in as "refugees", they're doing it wrong. IE: malpractice. It was actually really a clever, funny thing to say.

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    2. Not if you have to explain it.

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    3. Anonymous6:07 AM

      ^
      ^
      ^

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  32. Anonymous6:36 PM

    Kristy Campbell– ‏tweet
    @kristymcampbell

    At #GOPDebate, @SarahPalinUSA is going green room to green room to wish candidates luck

    5:23 PM - 15 Dec 2015


    Kristy Campbell also posted a picture on her tweet of Sarah Palin going from green room to green room wishing all the candidates good luck.

    How dense is that retard?

    Does Sarah Palin believe all those debaters gives a hoot about Sarah Palin? As soon as their green room door closed, they probably all lost their breaths and held their sides full of pain from laughing so hard at Miss Wasilla.

    Please tell us Sarah Palin gave each debater a signed copy of Sweet Dreams.

    By the way Sarah, where's Todd?
    Who's watching Trig?

    Who is rubbing Bristol's stomach, rubbing her feet, wiping her forehead and giving her ice chips? Please don't tell us Bristol's matronly Russian weight lifter friend (or whatever she is) from Dr. Jack-Me-Off's office is subbing for Bristol's mother who is going from green room to green room at the Las Vegas GOP debate posing for her photo ops.

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    1. Anonymous7:01 PM

      As if Bush gives a shit what Palin has to say. She has got be one of the dumbest people on the planet.

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWT1cVgWIAAkCpa.jpg

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    2. Anonymous8:02 PM

      Bush: Hey Sarah- say Hi to Dr Jack Mehoff and that Marina for me.

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    3. Anonymous9:43 PM

      She thinks she is auditioning for SNL.

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    4. Anonymous6:10 AM

      Sarah is in Star magazine I think in a piece on "celebrities who were beauty queens". She is listed as Miss Wasilla. Also there are Hailey Berry and Vanessa Williams.
      NOT isted was Diane Sawyer.
      Even Star magazine calls Sarah a celebrity, not s serious politician, not even a Diane Sawyer - (a real journalist - not a celebrity.)

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  33. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Is she on anabolic steroids? Her face is all puffed up. She's getting back to her pre 2008 weight.

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    1. Anonymous7:09 PM

      Hard to say what she's on these days. Guarantee you that she's not clean and sober.

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    2. Anonymous7:49 PM

      Many meds for mental illness will puff people up, though it could just be rapid weight gain from taking prescribed meds instead of self medicating with meth.

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    3. Anonymous9:41 PM

      She does have the steroid look. Good weed in Alaska. She may be on her own program to get off the speed and she smokes and gets the munchies.

      I bet it is not just one thing. She looks like a poly drug abuser.

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    4. Anonymous6:11 AM

      Oh please - fillers fillers fillers people!

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  34. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Looks like Trumps hair sent one of it's offspring to hang on to the back of Palins head.

    As for the pic of Miss Lyndsey and Palin here's my caption

    " Miss O'lindsey,, this is Todd and he has a two toned penis. Would you like to take a look?"

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    1. Anonymous6:55 PM

      Is Lindsey your first or last name? Anyways, Lindsey,you can buy me a drink over yonder?

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  35. Anonymous6:43 PM

    "In the cheap seats" ? Does that mean Todd and Sarah are sitting on Bristle and Wallows laps?

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    1. Anonymous9:57 PM

      Wallow? Sarah's dwarf daughter?

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  36. Anonymous6:47 PM

    If Reince Priebus was doing his job, he would have figured out how to get a few more of the worthless gop candidates (any of them, all of them) to end their campaigns. Having nine candidates on the debate stage is ridiculous.

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    1. Anonymous11:18 PM

      I agree. He has lost control, the lunatics are running the asylum.

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  37. Anonymous6:49 PM

    Sarah is simply there hoping to get a job position since her failed reality tv shows flopped. Maybe Donald will appoint her as Secretary of the Dense Department.

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    1. Anonymous8:45 PM

      Ha ha she thinks politics is all about winking and it's a casting call.

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    2. Anonymous9:08 PM

      Definitely not the Secretary of newspapers.

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    3. Anonymous9:16 PM

      Jack Tapper helped her out with her own internew tee vee show; apparently, he's 'helping' her again.

      The question is why?

      dowl

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    4. Anonymous11:29 PM

      I can't believe how tenacious she is about working her grift. She keeps just plugging along always working it. Hoping this is her last gasps but I have been thinking that for a long time now. So who knows she may never go away.

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    5. Anonymous6:48 AM

      Sure would be interesting to know who supports Palin to the degree they do in allowing her back on the stage (so to speak)?

      We all know Alaskans hold zero regard for her anymore. Plus, when Mitt Romney was running he blocked her from attending the Republican Convention. Do we know if she'll attend the one this year - even as a Tea Bagger?

      She brings nothing but negative energy to Alaska, the US and the Republican party.

      Makes no sense at all!

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    6. Anonymous7:08 AM

      or Secretary of the Inferior.

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  38. Anonymous6:49 PM

    Boy oh boy, I can't wait for the word salad soon to come out of $arah's mouth over things she thought she understood tonight.

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  39. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Who's watching Trig and Piper while her and Todd are in Vegas? Maybe they're dead...if only.

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    1. Anonymous7:39 PM

      Piper the Trig Whisperper is old enough to watch him on her own. And because she loves him she can understand him when he speaks, unlike Saran.

      What sort of mother can't understand her own child?

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    2. Anonymous9:56 PM

      Trig is Bristol's child.

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    3. Anonymous9:56 PM

      Over the line - don't wish other people's kids dead.

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  40. Anonymous6:52 PM

    Update 2 : lady Lindsey and butchie palin. Can you say scissors? That stinky ho (Sarah) will be dreaming about Leslie, I mean Lindsey all night long. Her first whoregasim in years.
    Have you SEEN Todd?

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  41. Anonymous6:54 PM

    I absolutely hate Cruz. He is so slimy, smarmy, ugly and full of crap.

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    1. Anonymous11:33 PM

      It's really hard for me to decide which one I hate the most. They all are so unlikable.

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    2. jkarov4:41 AM

      Cruz is a truly despicable Christo-fascist tyrant.
      If he was elected President he would not hesitate to plunge the USA
      into a Crusade against the entire Islamic world, and starting Word War 3 if it fit with something his "god" told him.
      Ted is a monster, a horrific conflation of legalistic hard core bible thumper, and
      a radical idealogue, hell bent on theocracy at home, and war with the world

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    3. Anonymous6:44 AM

      Remember too that Ted Cruz has no support from his fellow mates in our U.S. Congress. He is very much disliked and has done nothing positive in his serving time. D

      Don't forget he was given the credit for having shut down our government a few years ago!

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  42. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Stupid Ted Cruz's last statement. You still don't know what Reagan did to this country, do you?

    Trump sure tamped his shit down.

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    1. Anonymous6:41 AM

      Only until Jeb Bush ticked him off and then he showed his meanness! Jeb was the ONLY one that went after Trump last night and he did a good job in doing so!!

      Delete
  43. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Sarah showed up because she's gonna be a cabinet maker, so there! In energy or some kinda stuff.

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    1. Anonymous9:28 PM

      Ol' Sarah P = white elephant 'energy expert' in pretend GOTP POTUS Donaldass T Rump's china cabinet.

      dowl

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  44. Watching the departure shots, I just saw Trump hug a guy who might once have been Wayne Newton. Now, it's some Asian guy. Jesus.

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    1. Anonymous11:40 PM

      LOL! I just googled him he does look Asian. I guess he had some bad plastic surgery. I would have never recognized him.

      Delete
  45. Anonymous7:19 PM

    Before Sarah Palin can give her analysis regarding the Dec 15, 2015 GOP debate tonight, Sarah has to wait for SarahPac paid consultants to tell Sarah what she thinks.

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    1. Anonymous7:37 PM

      You're wrong, there is no thinking required, merely crib notes on her hand.

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    2. Anonymous7:38 PM

      Take that back!

      Oh no my water broke

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  46. Anonymous7:26 PM

    I still say that this is going to be a Trump/Cruz ticket with $arah licking underneath.

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    1. Anonymous6:39 AM

      What a threesome! Can you imagine what she has to provide them to be named to their 'supposed' administration? She's probably already provided her services or Toad has provided (or will!)them prostitutes from Alaska!

      Remember folks, read the book "Boys Will be Boys" (author and prostitute, Shailey Tripp - yep, spelled exactly the same as son, Tripp!) - all about Sarah's husband - during the time she was running on the ticket w/John McCain. Todd provided prostitutes to himself, the Anchorage Police Department and Anchorage FBI agents. It's documented and proven in the book. And, Sarah was aware of it!

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  47. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Sarah Palin tell us please, what are you doing at the Republican Party debate in Las Vegas? Your daughter will be giving birth any day to her second child without a husband, another daughter dropped out of high school in her junior year, drunk family goes out fighting in Anchorage and no adult children enrolled in college. Sarah Palin, I believe your family needs you more than multimillionaire Donald Trump.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 PM

      Not the second child, and the prima donna virgin has already given birth. Christmas due date is a scam.

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    2. Anonymous9:02 PM

      If she's lucky she'll drop the little bundle on Tripp's non-birthday and never have to bother with real birthdays.

      I sure hope though that the latest little Palin bastard doesn't look like Tripp, he sure was one homely baby.

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  48. Anonymous7:30 PM

    Look at Sarah's fat arms. Did she go through re-hab?

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    1. Anonymous8:00 PM

      She's definitely put on weight. She's got a fuller face and has a double chin in some pics.

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    2. Anonymous6:33 AM

      I'll bet Sarah hates it when she sees photos that have gone to print of her of which she had no control.

      If a photographer obtains a close up of her from a side view, the double chin she now has really is significant!

      The Donald has no chin when side photos of him are caught.

      They so want to be perfect, and they aren't - just like the rest of us!

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  49. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Of course, Donnie Trump and Teddy Cruz won tonight.

    Right FOX News contributor Sarah Palin?

    Oh wait, the Republican Party kiss ass station FOX News fired Sarah Palin.

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  50. Anonymous7:36 PM

    Why does Sarah Palin always look like a streetwalker? Willow puts up her hair and she still looks cheap and nasty.

    Maybe Willow is the problem.

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    1. Anonymous8:21 PM

      She doesn't have that much hair, and if people think Willow did that...hahahaha

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    2. Anonymous11:30 PM

      Willblow's used to the 80s styles she puts on tiny two tone's hookers.

      Delete
  51. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Did trump pull a newt Gingrich with the moderator?

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  52. Anonymous7:59 PM

    It is so embarrassing seeing her in a little red jacket again with her bouffant hair. She thinks it's 2008, and in 2008 she looked so, so dated. She really thinks she matters. I can barely take it--she is just so pathetic and it almost pains me to see this delusional freak making the rounds again.


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    1. Anonymous8:19 PM

      I wonder if she realizes the Joanne Worley look was a joke.

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    2. Anonymous9:00 PM

      8:19 Yes! That's who that photo reminds me of.

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    3. I used to have a hairpiece like that -- back in the 1970s.

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    4. Anonymous6:29 AM

      Me too, 11:27 PM And, I thought it made me look so purty! Haha!

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  53. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Looks like Willow and Molly are the only friends willing to travel with her these days.

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    1. Anonymous9:05 PM

      Other people have families and friends. Palins have family... and there is always something in it for them.

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    2. Anonymous11:05 PM

      They have a cult. Believe me Sarah controls their social media more than they want to admit.

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  54. Check out the photos on Sarah's Facebook page.

    She showed up at the Vegas debate site with a big stack of her ghostwritten book and a handful of Sharpies, in anticipation of selling a thousand or so copies.

    Meanwhile, the book is at #3,135 on Amazon while the "leather-bound special edition" is nowhere to be found.

    And those butt-ugly boots.

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  55. Anonymous8:57 PM

    Hahahahahaha. Sarah is doing the "Melania Trump slit-eye look". Sarah wants to be like Mrs. Trump, look like her, dress like her, and now she's slitting her eyes as hard as she can to look all sexy. It's not working.

    Todd: Juicy, what's with the straining? Need your prescription glasses?

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    1. Anonymous6:27 AM

      Neither Todd or Sarah are aging well. Was surprised to see the physical difference in Todd especially.

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  56. Anonymous8:59 PM

    LMAO even with her hair up Sarah still needs a lot of wiggage.

    Suffer, bitch. One day I'll pull all that fake hair off in public, youbetcha.

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  57. Anonymous9:00 PM

    Sarah,

    You and your family are non-factors. Now fucking blow.

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  58. Anonymous9:01 PM

    Well, that was a burp of a debate. Kasich, Fiorina and Jeb! aren't great debaters. Trump and Cruz are the gorillas, and Rubio tries to sound so professional, but he's the kind of guy a granny would like to squeeze his little cheeks and bring him a cookie.

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    1. Anonymous3:39 AM

      This "granny" would rather slap his face than give his cheeks a squeeze. His neglect of his job and his stupidity about the subject that should matter the most to people in Florida - climate change - should have eliminated him from the Klown Kar months ago.
      Beaglemom

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    2. Balzafiar5:15 AM

      When Frozen-Faced Fiorina tries to smile it comes out more like a grimace. She just can't manage it.

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    3. Anonymous5:24 AM

      Rubio has the oldest ideas of any 40-something that I know. He talk like he knows what he is talking about but he just keeps repeating what Adelson wants to hear.

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    4. Anonymous6:22 AM

      Fiorina is the most unattractive woman - plus, she has such a cold personality. No warmth to her at all.

      She'll go nowhere fast! All need to review her horrible business career which is riddled with failure!

      Trump would clean her clock quickly IF he has to!

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    5. Anonymous6:26 AM

      I thought Jeb Bush did a good job on the panel last night. He really was the only one that went after Trump and he got Trump's goat, which showed his nastiness and anger!

      Trump will never be POTUS and I'll be shocked if he's named by the Republican party as their primary candidate.

      They'd be nuts (as a whole) in doing so!

      Here comes President Hillary Clinton!

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    6. Anonymous7:04 AM

      Yeah, well, all we need is a third Bush too!

      Delete
  59. Anonymous9:05 PM

    Todd? Is that you?

    Where did he come out of hiding? Las Vegas must be the Palin favourite hang-out. They look like such a happy close couple. Eyeroll.

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  60. Anonymous9:33 PM

    What does Palin have on John McCain to get his close buddy, Lindsey, to meet with her? (And, on camera, for God's sake!) Seems very suspicious to me!

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    1. Anonymous11:02 PM

      She was a gadfly. Going from green room to green room. As if she was uniting the GOP since she knows she is a winner with the winner, Trump. Maybe she invited him to join her cabinet, 2020. Trump will have had a tragic gun accident, hunting with Sarah. And God will open the door and the people beg her to run and save the world.

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  61. Anonymous9:36 PM

    So the Republican debate is to blame President Obama. They are whack.

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  62. Anonymous9:50 PM

    Seems Sarah Palin was not in the mood to make herself look better.

    http://www.itsallaboutthesearchbar.com/

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    1. Anonymous5:53 AM

      That's just cruel. This is the only time I've requested a comment/link be removed.

      Delete
  63. Anonymous10:51 PM

    I did not think $$arah could get any uglier....I was wrong. She looks more like a man every day.

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  64. Debate? There was a debate tonight?

    (Kidding. I heard about it on the news.)

    Since I cut my cable I only get over the air major networks. On which this debate was not.

    So I watched NCIS, NCIS: New Orleans and Limitless.

    And I made a cheeseball.

    Good times.

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  65. Anonymous3:36 AM

    Is that gigantic pom-pom part of Sarah Palin's hairdo?
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous6:18 AM

      I think it is a Merkin......
      Sarah likes the sound of it and thought it was patriotic and all so she brought three!....

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  66. Anonymous3:37 AM

    The funniest picture of the evening has to be the one of the Palin$ who look extremely put out at having to sit in the nose bleed seats instead of front row center where everybody knows their name. *snort*

    The crowd surrounding them look like they don't have a clue who is sitting in their midst and they all look like they're thinking if those two ass clowns play that "Pull My Finger I Dare Ya" game one more time there will be a riot!

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