Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Tim Tebow screws up relationship by being too religious to screw. Currently unmarried and pregnant Bristol Palin tweets her support.

Courtesy of the New York Daily News:

 For once, it's not Tim Tebow who's having trouble scoring - it's his girlfriend. 

Confidenti@l is told the QB's model squeeze Olivia Culpo has dumped him after a two-month relationship - because he won't have sex with her. 

The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can't deal with the famously abstinent star's nookie-less lifestyle.

First off I really don't understand this whole marriage before sex thing, If I had adhered to that philosophy my sex life would never have been nearly as epic.

Secondly this is Olivia Culpo.

I know, right?

The only way religion would have kept me from having sex with a woman like that was if somebody were slamming me in the groin with the Bible every time I looked in her direction. And to be honest that probably would not have stopped me either.

Now as comical as all of this is, it gets even better.

You see former abstinence spokesperson, and current baby factory, Bristol Palin felt the need to offer her support.

Now it is of course possible, and probable, that this Twitter account is also controlled by Nancy French. But that in no way makes this any less bizarre and hypocritical.

In fact it makes it more so. 

127 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:41 PM

    I am sooo cornfused!
    Bristles, is giving advise to Timmy whom actually abstains from sex?
    Isn't she the slut that doesn't know who her baby Dada is?
    Is their a slight possibility that she doesn't know what abstinence means?

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    1. Anonymous3:50 PM

      Yes, that’s it! She doesn’t understand the word!

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    2. Anonymous10:40 PM

      Epic is not the word that comes to mind thinking about Gryphen's sex life...skanky strippers do though.

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  2. Anonymous2:41 PM

    She forgot the main reason Tim Tebow isn't having sex with his girlfriend. He's gay.

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    1. Anonymous3:25 PM

      He'd have to be. After just viewing that picture of Olivia Culpo I feel like I need a few minutes of "alone time".

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    2. Anonymous3:45 PM

      That's what my first thought was about this situation.

      Russell Wilson the Seahawk's quarterback has a girlfriend that's not getting any either because of his religious belief's. You have to wonder about these guys.

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    3. Anonymous10:22 PM

      Olivia Culpo is a beautiful woman but she's no Mercedes Johnston.

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    4. Anonymous10:24 PM

      Does anyone else think Tim Tebow is a closet homosexual?

      http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/does-anyone-else-think-tim-tebow-is-a-closet-homosexual.454301412/

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    5. Anonymous2:15 AM

      If Teabow doesn't want to have sex before marriage, so be it, its his life. If he happens to be gay, again its his life.

      Culpo was dating one of the Jonas brothers before Teabow, she'll move on if she hasn't already done so.

      In regards to Bristol, she has proven to be as useful and as timely as a dried out baby wipe.

      Didn't Bristol recently tweet her support to Kylie Jenner? 'nuf said.

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  3. Anonymous2:42 PM

    My god, Bristol! How pathetic is this bitch? This is the height of hypocrisy for her to tweet support for something she really knows nothing about. What a flipping clown and embarrassment she is.

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  4. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Wonkette mentions Bristol and sure enough she chimes in with her thoughts. Here is what Wonkette says:

    But unlike SOME abstinence advocates we know (Bristol Palin!) who’ve made MANY MONEYS off promoting No Sexytime while secretly tossing their legs in the air like they just don’t care (bareback every time apparently!)
    Read more at http://wonkette.com/596506/tim-tebow-will-not-do-home-runs-to-sexy-girlfriend-ladies#Vy5HvoUlySfKfgev.99

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  5. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Reason 6... He's a closeted gay man.

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    1. Anonymous3:24 PM

      I'm seriously thinking the same thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that; except in Jesus, the Holy Ghost and the Red Sea partin' world, that there is a terrible sin! My god man, even Adam and Eve waited til their blood tests came back 'pure positive,' and God married them in the holy church of The Apple of my Eden... Dontcha know??

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  6. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Don't bother clicking on the tweet--I did it for you and I doubt many here would find it interesting.

    The Dave Willis who originated the tweet is promoting his book on Christian love. Which isn't necessarily bad, if you are into that stuff, but why is it so many tweets about one topic--someone famous doing something--seems to be just a way to promote a person's own book?

    Kind of like Sarah's autographing personal notes to people who didn't ask for or want her book just so she could post the photo.

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  7. Anonymous2:45 PM

    Well according to grizz granny, God himself has given Bristol five or six forgivenesses so she can call it like she sees it and keep screwing around cause ... God and all, ya'll.

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  8. Anonymous2:47 PM

    And don't even get me going on how ridiculous it is for Bristol or Nancy posting as Bristol to link to this.

    It only draws attention to Bristol's lack of abstinence and inability to practice what she preaches.

    Hey everyone, Lookeee here. Reasons to be abstinent before marriage. From your favorite Abstinence Spokesperson whose words and actions don't mesh.

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    1. Anonymous3:32 PM

      The only honest thing Bristol could have written was "Wow Tim, don't know how you do it. I couldn't and my life is pretty fucked up. Well, not because I had sex, but because I didn't use reliable birth control when I did. Really, the sex was pretty good. You oughta try it some time. Call me if you're ever in AK, we can abstinence together ;-)"

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    2. Anonymous4:38 PM

      Well done Anonymous3:32 PM

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    3. Anonymous8:41 AM

      Bravo, 3:32. You nailed it.

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  9. the shit Palins say2:48 PM

    WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME!

    How long between the grizzled grannies wedding to toad daddy and the birth of #1 son?

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    1. Anonymous4:00 PM

      8 months but he was an 8 pound preemie. It was then that Todd figured out that he had been cuckolded because he was on the Slope all summer and wasn't around when Sarah conceived in July.

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  10. Anonymous2:48 PM

    meanwhile at the Palin compound, the wheels are turning and Sarah is forming a plan to get him to be the next trial daddy and fiance for Brisket...he might be a better "get" than MOH Duh-kota....

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    1. Anonymous3:40 PM

      That's what I was thinking!

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    2. Anonymous4:32 PM

      I thought maybe Sarah was cooking up a plan to pay the MOH vast amounts of money just to say that he is the father to make Barstool look less slutty. They won't ask for any child support since he's not the father but nobody else needs to know that. Barstool will be the victim of a deadbeat dad. Sarah's donors will start pouring in the funds so Bristle doesn't have to go without her Louis Vuitton luxury handbags and her Christian Louboutin and Jimmy Choo designer shoes and boots. Barstool shows that the consequences for unprotected sex has its rewards.

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    3. Anonymous4:42 PM

      That's what i'm thinking also too..

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  11. Anonymous2:48 PM

    One of the unmarried Duggar girls would probably be just perfect for Tebow.

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    1. Anonymous3:10 PM

      Read he was trying to arrange that but Even Tebow didn't want in on that clown show.

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    2. Anonymous3:51 PM

      Jim Bob Duggar (upon seeing Olivia Culpo): "Nike! Nike! Nike!"

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    3. Anonymous4:36 PM

      @3:51, Hahaha, I forgot about that. He is such an idiot.

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  12. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Gee, if only Bristol knew a competent, debt free graduate from cosmetology school, she could teach the poor lad how to apply eye shadow properly. Good for Olivia Culpo. I'm sure she'll find a real man.
    The funniest part is Bristol (aka Brancy Pafrench) actually found TWO men with functioning hydraulics, even with that chin,face, attitude and family. All the good ones are taken, or playing with perfume while patting men's butts.

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  13. Anonymous2:56 PM

    As a relatively older person, I find it confusing that people -- including "celebrities" -- should find it necessary to discuss their sexual habits. Really, who cares except the two, or three, or ??, involved?

    But given that Bristol Palin, mother of two illegitimate children before she's turned 25, feels the need to weigh in on her support for no sex before marriage is just HILARIOUS. Oh, Bristol, sometimes it's better to just keep quiet.

    And maybe consider what your children will think when they're old enough to google you and find out that you really didn't want them.

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    1. Anonymous3:06 PM

      Weelll she's a Palin and there's money to be made from the rubes...what else she gonna do? Get another job?

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    2. Anonymous3:15 PM

      I do to. A few yrs ago I was along for the ride while my niece looked at wedding dresses in a group of about 8. On the 3rd or 4th dress she had on ( and what became "the one") we were discussing how beautiful it was on her when this complete stranger of a kook walked up to us that she was picking up her wedding dress and the next Saturday night she would be having sex for the first time.
      I burst out laughing and others in our group just stared at her. What type of home life did that young woman have that she thought it was acceptable to not only interrupt an important moment but to start talking about her sex life with strangers.

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    3. Anonymous3:42 PM

      It just shows that they're really not doing it out of deep religious feeling, but instead as a "competition" with non- xtianists, so they can brag about it. The funny is that to sane people the entire idea isn't even on the radar screen. It would be like walking up to some young adult driving a car and saying "I don't have my driver's license and I'm 25 -or 28 in Teburp''s case. Or( sorry for the scatogical) expecting kudos for not shitting for a week.

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    4. Anonymous3:49 PM

      I agree, Anon at 2:56 pm. The first time I ever saw the Kardashians I was horrified at the way they talked. I guess times have changed.
      Beaglemom

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    5. Anonymous4:27 PM

      Beagle mom, you are right to be horrified at the Kardashians, they are complete and utter whores, in the purest sense of the word.

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    6. Anonymous7:10 PM

      I also agree. I was horrified when Bristol pledged abstinence until marriage on the Oprah show.

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    7. Anonymous8:40 AM

      Yeah, pledging abstinence publicly like that is never a good idea, especially if you're Bristol Palin.

      And, really, how unfair of anyone to expect her to do so. No wonder she turned out to be such a mean little asshole.

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  14. Bristol/Nancy = the dynamic duo of dunderheads, so morally tone deaf.
    M from MD

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  15. Anonymous3:00 PM

    He is her type - he has a fat wallet!! He would not look at a woman with her lack of morals twice, let alone listen to whatever she has to say.

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    1. Anonymous3:06 PM

      Bristle's type is any man with a hardon that will screw her.

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    2. Anonymous6:59 PM

      Well, it has to be classy. You know, like in a tent, stinking drunk on wine coolers.

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    3. Balzafiar7:28 AM

      Doing it in a rowboat works for her too.

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  16. Anonymous3:00 PM

    I am starting to wonder if Nancy French has ever MET Bristles?

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    1. Anonymous3:55 PM

      That would be a good tweet to her.

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  17. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Someday Tim will meet the right guy , get married, and have sex. People need to quit picking on him.
    As for Barstool, she shouldn't comment on abstinence at all, never ever. Or she should at least weight until she isn't heavy with her latest abstinence baby.

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    1. Anonymous3:18 PM

      Not when she's whelped somewhere between two abstinence fails and a minivan full of 'em! Not ever should the dunce open her mouth on the topic.

      But lack of self awareness and general stupidity leads to Bristool participating in crap like the Brancy blog and reality tv shows.

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    2. Anonymous10:26 PM

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojXkblN7pC0

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  18. Anonymous3:07 PM

    NotToBeDIsplayed
    I'm assuming Tebow's dating of the Duggar woman is old news on this blog? Cause I've never read about those two loser's courtship here. Anyway, Tebow is a loser. Can't stand him, his bullshit praying on the field, his anti-choice ad and most importantly to me, his shitty play. Can't throw for beans, his delivery is comically slow and I can't stand him! So fuck him, fuck bristol, fuck both their moms and fuck the duggars, all of em, any of em.

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    1. Anonymous3:19 PM

      Pretty sure it would be Teblow and Jim Boob. Or Teblow and Josh Chester the molester.

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  19. Anonymous3:15 PM

    for years people were judgmental of those who had sex before marriage and many bristled at the judgments. Now the tables are turned. I don't understand the judgment and disapproval of those who make different decisions. It's not like he's making decisions for anybody else (unless you think he has an obligation to have sex with his girlfriend).

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    1. Anonymous3:37 PM

      If he were making a decision for himself, and not for anybody else, why is he issuing a press release?

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    2. Anonymous3:47 PM

      Thank you. I find the mocking of those who wait as offensive as the judging that went on in the past when people didn't wait.

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    3. Anonymous3:47 PM

      But with his display of arrogance and his anti choice ad he IS preaching to others. What he is preaching is harmful, too. Research shows that those who use abstinence don't abstain, and when the don't they don't use STD protection or bc because they are often too embarrassed or ignorant about it or think that taking risks is their punishment. It's a sick worldview he's promoting. And it ruins lives. Josh Duggar and Bristol Palin are proof.

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    4. Anonymous4:44 PM

      I guess you didn't read the five reasons, which included calling sex before marriage a "sin."

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    5. Anonymous5:01 PM

      There are lots of reasons to disapprove of things Time Say. I dont' think it's a sick world view. Just different - with it's own risks. I'd note that STDs are much more prevalent since sex outside of marriage has become more acceptable. I don't see anything in his press release that makes a decision for anyone else - any more than condemning his view makes a decision for anyone else. Maybe he wants to influence people, support those who choose to wait. I don't see anything wrong wtih that. I feel like those who are judgmental of those who wait also preaching. Not all people who abstain are like Josh Duggar and Bristol. That's sort of like saying all "______" are terrorists. Some people who advocate waiting are sick. So are some people who advocate promiscuity. (and I've NOT said that all people who don't wait are promiscuous.)

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    6. Anonymous10:52 PM

      Neither Josh Duggar nor Bristol abstained.

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    7. Anonymous2:09 AM

      Someone before me used Josh & Bristol as examples of the sickness of those who advocate abstaining. I was referring to that.

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    8. Anonymous6:35 AM

      Perfect anecdote from my road trip to Kentucky for TG:
      In a gas station bathroom in West VA there was a condom machine with a huge sign on it reading: Abstinence is the best way and monogomous married sex is also best. But if you are going to sin, use a condom.
      I guess it is good that th condom machine was at least offered as a choice. It looked pretty full....

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    9. Anonymous8:38 AM

      The sickness of Duggar and Bristol were brought up in this thread not because they are abstinence advocates, but because they are products of strict abstinence education (although I don't believe for a minute that Bristol was taught to abstain or taught much of anything).

      The problem is that abstinence only education sets people up to fail. Of course, there are people who wait until marriage to have sex, and there's nothing wrong with it. But making it sound like waiting for marriage is the ONLY good and right (and moral) thing to do can be really harmful.

      Because when you say that one thing is the ONLY good and right (and moral) way to be, the alternative is bad, and wrong (and immoral).

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  20. Anonymous3:17 PM

    She's STILL preaching abstinence?

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  21. Anonymous3:19 PM

    O/T just in from Granny Grifter's interview on CBN,
    she throws out a bone for the HATERZ! Yeah, because everyone knew she got shit canned, but $arah could never admit it.

    "Palin is calling 2015 one of the toughest years of her life.

    "Some things happened that I haven't talked about publicly, things like getting canned from a job I really liked, sort of out of the blue, because I called somebody out," she said.

    Palin was let go from her job as a Fox News political analyst in June.

    "Next morning I got word, 'Oh, we no longer need you anymore,'" she recalled. "Yeah, it was a shock, but more power to Fox News."

    "They're a private enterprise," she continued. "They can fire someone for wearing the wrong color tie that day - that's their prerogative and I've been on both sides of the hiring and firing."

    "They (Fox) still interview you?" CBN News' Wendy Griffith asked the former governor.

    "Heck, yeah. I have a great relationship with them," she replied. "It was just kind of a little bit of a shocker of knowing that the 'haters' are going to love this one."

    Are we going to love it $arah? It was blatantly obvious, and anyone with 1/2 of even your brain knew it.

    What a moran you are $arah!

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    1. Anonymous3:38 PM

      I bet July of 2009 was right up there for shitty times for Sarah Palin. For some strange reason she NEVER mentions that.

      Why she changed her mind and quit so suddenly?

      Why she never told us the real why? (Better mention she was writing the resignation speech the day it was given...bwahahaha)



      THAT WAS SOME TRULY NIXON LEVEL RATFUCKING SCANDALOUS SHIT YOU GOT CAUGHT DOING THERE SARAH!

      No wonder you are persona non grata with most Alaska Republicans.

      Think about it.

      She has a beef with the AK Republican party but never a peep about it. This is most uncharacteristic for her. Maybe they have something like the truth on her? About the dill she cut?

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    2. Anonymous3:46 PM

      'Hater(s)" is such a middle-school concept. It's almost every other word for the Kardashians and for the Palins. Grow up, the lot of you!

      Who did Sarah Palin "call out" that got her fired from Fox News? I thought she got fired because someone realized that she didn't have a coherent thought in her head. She's had lots of other disappointments this year too: she had to abandon her "television channel"; MOH did not marry her daughter; that same daughter announced that she was, yet again, pregnant; and no one has tapped Sarah on the shoulder to lead the GOP in 2016; the PAC is not making the money it should be and her newest book is bombing. Not a good year. Sarah should try to get a job at Wasilla's Walmart store; eventually maybe she could work her way up to doing the check outs.
      Beaglemom

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    3. Anonymous4:45 PM

      My daughter is in middle school. Nobody uses that word any more.

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    4. Anonymous7:56 AM

      Alaskans and the Alaska Republican party want zero to do with Sarah and Todd Palin. The party NEVER asks her to do a thing for them - no Republican candidate asks her to support them. She is the kiss of death and nothing more than a horrible stain upon Alaska.

      Todd, her pimp husband (or ex - whatever he currently is!) is too! Can't forget her daughter, Bristol, that keeps birthing illegitimate kids too!

      Such a lovely family! NOT!

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  22. Raz Lemons3:21 PM

    OMG ?? I'd tap that with Jebus himself poking me in the ass with the Deebils pitchfork : 0

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    1. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Yo, you talking Tim or Olivia?

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  23. Gryphen: You've got it all wrong - - -

    THIS is Olivia Culpo:
    http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/0/0/culpo%20bikini.JPG

    -- and this --
    http://l.f9.img.vnecdn.net/2013/07/10/olivia2-1373446133_500x0.jpg

    -- and this --
    http://www.eonline.com/resize/300/300/www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2015627/rs_300x300-150727144455-600.culpo.cm.72715.jpg

    -- and this --
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/26/250E3E7200000578-2926049-image-m-145_1422233933786.jpg


    That rips it. Tebow is gay.

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    1. Anonymous4:05 PM

      Hubba hubba! Yup. He definitely must be. A closet gay.
      'Cause he sure ain't no catholic priest!

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    2. Anonymous10:28 PM

      http://www.gay-test.com/test.asp

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  24. Anonymous3:41 PM

    Sarah Palin if Barstool looked like the QB's model squeeze Olivia Culpo, you can bet Barstool would married tonight if not yesterday.

    Until then Barstool will have to settle for chasing and fuc_ing guys and crying over imaginary guys like her bo Lumbersexual.

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  25. Anonymous3:45 PM

    Furthermore, who in their sane mind would marry somebody they hadn’t had sex with?

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    1. Anonymous4:33 PM

      39 years, right here....

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    2. Anonymous5:02 PM

      Me too. Although we did do some heavy petting a few years before we finished college and got married.

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  26. Anonymous3:53 PM

    Ok. I have not read any responses yet. But let me tell you, if I were a guy and had a girlfriend, looking like she does, I would have been all over her.
    Unless I was a closet homosexual.
    I mean... What is a reason for a guy to stay celibate in view of having a willing, beautiful, girlfriend?
    Ok. I take it back. There are other possible reasons: He might know that she has 'been around' a few times and has acquired STDs. Or his 'manhood' is not much of a 'manhood' (like a tiny, two-toned member of someone we know?).
    But otherwise, the only reasonable explanation is that he is gay.
    And Bri$$y the hypocrite... Let's not even go there!

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    1. Anonymous5:11 PM

      Okay, I am willing to respect a decision to not have sex outside of marriage. My question isn't why he wasn't all over a woman like that, but why he was seeing a woman like that in the first place. Do a google images search: the pictures that come up pretty much scream, I'm a good little chaste Christian girl. Not.
      My guess is that Tebow is a pious little twit.
      Gay as the day is long, also too.

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  27. Anonymous3:54 PM

    OT: Anybody else notice that it's the first of the month and no countdown picture of the pregnant Barstool? Anybody believe that last picture with her standing in front of the white Christmas tree and Tripp showing her pregnant? I think she was four months pregnant when the National Enquirer forced her to admit she was pregnant in the middle of June. She's no longer pregnant but can't disappoint the Grizz's donors so the baby will be presented the day after Christmas. The kid will be 18 pounds by then so she'll have to rent a new-born to pass off as hers.

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    1. Anonymous5:13 PM

      I think she's had the baby too and they will probably just show old pictures when the time is right.

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  28. Anonymous3:58 PM

    You GO, Brancy!
    These people are so stupid.

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  29. OFF-TOPIC:

    "Sweet Freedom" ranks at #9,700 on Barnes & Noble sales chart.

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-freedom-sarah-palin/1122260579?ean=9781621574637

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    1. Anonymous4:44 PM

      Where is it in Amazon's rankings now?

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    2. Anonymous5:16 PM

      It's at 2200 or thereabouts on amazon. Barnes and Nobles rankings are said to be more indicative of sales.
      If she got an advance for the book, my guess is that it wasn't huge, but it's still all the money she'll ever see for this Thanksgiving turkey, and the last advance she'll ever see.
      Tick tock, Sarah. Ask not for whom the bell tolls.

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    3. #9,700 at Barnes and Noble with no reviews.

      #2,180 on Amazon with 38 reviews.

      Tried to check on Books-A-Million but their website won't load.

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    4. Just in time for Christmas. Need something to get the fire started in the fireplace.

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  30. Anonymous4:02 PM

    This is why the letters LOL were created.
    The hate-filled-born-again-virgin-ho-planned-unplanned-parenthood X 4- failed ab$tinence $pokesper$on is giving Tebow a thumbs up. Beyond irony.

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  31. An age comes in every man's life when accrued years and various ailments or whatever gruesome treatments and drugs keep them at bay reduce his virility and stamina to a ghost of what he once knew. And I say, when that day comes the only sex any man regrets is the sex he turned down.

    Wiki says Tebow is 28. If he truly is a virgin, I assure you, at 60 he's going to have plenty to be bitter about, even if he gets his head screwed on right tomorrow.

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    1. Anonymous6:41 AM

      Ah, NFL players are 17 times more likely to get Alzheimers...he will forget what he never knew, or he will be horny as hell.....(I worked in a nursing home for three summers and was traumatized by old men chasing me with hard- ons...pulling them off the old women in their beds...christ it was ridiculous.
      T'is why I chose to work in pediatrics.

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  32. Anonymous4:11 PM

    Wasilla HS Hockey Team Tweet
    ✔@WHSBlog

    3 reasons for not having intercourse (protected or not) with Sarah Palin's daughter before, during or after she cleans your pipes:

    1.) Bristol,
    2.) Tripp
    3.) Cleotis the Fetus

    https://justsayno@hell-na
    11:59 AM - 30 Nov 2015

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    1. Anonymous4:38 PM

      Also too Ruffles, DWTS Bump, Trigger.

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  33. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Just saw this 'comment' on Dave Willis site for tall this:

    Dave Willis Retweeted
    Nancy French ‏@NancyAFrench Nov 30
    Tim Tebow’s 5 reasons for not having sex before marriage https://shar.es/1cwTku via @DaveWillis

    Looks a little like Nancy French tweeted the exact same words/thoughts as barstool, hmm? LOL

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  34. Anonymous4:32 PM

    http://dlisted.com/2015/12/01/fyi-tim-tebow-and-olivia-culpo-never-did-it-because-they-never-dated/

    Here's what her publicist has to say about it. Sounds like wishful thinking on his part; she'd already been a "beard" for the gay Jonas.

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    1. Balzafiar7:27 AM

      Has anyone ever noticed that Nick has the same facial expression most of the time that Ben Carson has?

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  35. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Why is Bristol excited to talk about sex?

    Because Bristol will be open for business sooner rather than later.

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  36. Anonymous5:06 PM

    5 reasons for not having sex with Bristol Palin

    1. She will try to pin fatherhood of her unborn child on you
    2. You will appear on an upcoming Maury show and have endure public humiliation after which you pray to any god that the next words out of Maurys mouth will be "you are not the father"
    3. Some STD's aren't curable, but they are catchable
    4. Do you really want your buddies to tease you for the rest of your life? It will give you a new understanding of the term "Nailin Palin"
    5. She is a whore, not a good one either................................. this one could be inserted in any of the previously mentioned points.

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  37. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Really, the only thing an honest and decent social liberal should say is this: "Tebow is adhering to his stated principles. He is entitled to his beliefs. Good for him for living them and not being hypocritical. A social conservative who actually lives his sexual values? Yes, there is such an animal Bristol, let this man be an example to you!"

    But of course we get none of this. Instead Tebow is accused of being abnormal. And then we here from one person that religious people practice chastity solely to claim superiority to others. As always, the one way street of the cultural Left. One commenter even goes as far as to say that abstinence is "unrealistic" and Tebow is being irresponsible by promoting it. What's next? A call to have everyone certified as a non-virgin by a certain age in order to insure that we are all "normal?" This is the height of intolerance.

    For the record, I was a virgin until I married at age 34. And I didn't grow up in a religious household. I just got sick of the cultural Left telling me that I belonged to them because of when I was born (1961)

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    1. ManxMamma6:24 PM

      I'm glad you're happy with your choices 5:28. And I'm happy with mine having been told it was a sin to have sex before marriage. Despite having gone to a private catholic girls school from kindergarten to grade 12 I knew that was nonsense and I didn't know what I wanted to do first...have sex or smoke pot. I was born in 1950. However, Bristol Palin herself announced that "abstinence is "unrealistic" ". I doubt the left was pushing her and her parents were not guiding her. I have no regrets no do I have any unclaimed children.

      By the way I am a decent and honest liberal. I can't say that about the right side of the aisle today.

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    2. Gee 5:28, that's good for you, But I only have to look at all those Catholic priest pedophiles and the strange practices in prisons to see what abstaining from a natural bodily function does to a person.

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    3. Being born in 1961 makes one part of the "cultural Left" whatever the fuck that is?

      Your comment makes no sense.

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    4. Anonymous8:51 PM

      5:28--- "Abstinence is unrealistic" happens to be a direct quote from Bristol Palin, queen of the cultural Left.

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    5. Anonymous10:38 PM

      It wasn't because you were religious, but because you were bucking some kind of expectation?

      So you stayed a virgin out of spite?

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  38. Anonymous5:30 PM

    "Why is Bristol excited to talk about sex?"

    Because when she can get very little practice she decides to settle for theory?

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  39. Timmy must be married to Jesus.

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  40. Anonymous7:50 PM

    "Gee 5:28, that's good for you, But I only have to look at all those Catholic priest pedophiles and the strange practices in prisons to see what abstaining from a natural bodily function does to a person."

    Of course you "only" have to look at them to be against abstinence. They confirm what you want to believe. And keep in mind that those who believe in abstaining from pre-marital sex are not advocating lifelong celibacy for most people. The majority of people do aspire to be married at some point in their lives, so even if they waited until say ages 22-33 to have sex (i.e. the years they'd be most likely to marry), they'd still be having sex for most of their adult lives.

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  41. Anonymous8:12 PM

    There is a blind item about a beard whose demands the celebrity would not meet so his PR team threw her under the bus. Tebow was a popular guess for the closeted celebrity.

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  42. Anonymous8:41 PM

    "Being born in 1961 makes one part of the "cultural Left" whatever the fuck that is?

    Your comment makes no sense"

    No. What I meant was that they thought that no one who grew up in the 1960's would still practice traditional morality. Their idea was that the issue was no longer up for discussion and that every normal person of the Right or the Left now supported pre-marital sex.

    And why are you acting like the very idea of "the cultural Left" doesn't make sense? It means those liberal on social and cultural matters.

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    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      "Traditional morality" is such a loaded phrase.

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  43. He's so gorgeous. No way this big muscular Adonis is celibate. He can take his pick of willing partners.

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    1. Anonymous7:19 AM

      I think he's repulsive.

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    2. Anonymous7:48 AM

      Don't find the guy physically attractive at all - as a woman. But, I'll wager there are many men that do!!! I've always thought him gay!

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    3. Anonymous7:52 AM

      I guess there may be a few women who are willing to listen to him proselytize and then cry after sex because he's a sinner and God hates him.

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    4. Anonymous11:15 AM

      Timmy does nothing for me in the looks department. But Aaron Rodgers? Dayum!

      Jennifer K

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    5. Anonymous1:29 PM

      Much better, Jennifer, especially with the facial hair (plus he doesn't put bible verses on his face.

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  44. Anonymous10:36 PM

    Tim Tebow gaydar

    According to 290 visitors Tim Tebow is 75% gay.
    The average gay-rating on gay-or-straight.com is 69%, which means Tim Tebow has been voted highly gay.

    http://gay-or-straight.com/Tim%20Tebow

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  45. Anonymous10:37 PM

    Another repressed closet case using religion as a cover.

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  46. Anonymous10:48 PM

    As far as I can tell, those aren't even Tebow's reasons. They are reasons given by some Christian blogger who is reacting to this gossip about Tebow and his girlfriend.

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  47. Anonymous11:42 PM

    Probably the truth is Tebow can't stand the competition. He always wants to be the pretty one. I'd bet he also has a premature ejaculation problem.

    As for Ms Beauty Queen, she probably couldn't stand his overt public piety any longer, and his holier than thou attitude. She probably just wanted a real man.

    Until now I never thought Tebow was gay. But he's not a youngster any more, and celibate men tend to not wait a long time to get married..... guess why.

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  48. So, I guess he's not the Father of little Valentine Cleatusia Sailor Palin, huh?

    What happens when it turns out Tim Tebow is gay? How many fundie heads will explode? What will Brancy tweet?

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  49. Anonymous6:07 AM

    One possibility that I have not seen mentioned.
    Long term use of steroids can make a man impotent, and shrink the genitalia.

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    1. Anonymous6:45 AM

      But also make them sterile, so there is that....

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  50. Anonymous6:46 AM

    "5:28--- "Abstinence is unrealistic" happens to be a direct quote from Bristol Palin, queen of the cultural Left."

    And we are supposed to believe this because Bristol said it? I didn't know that anyone on IM respected her intellect this much. Bristol knows nothing about what's realistic. And she isn't the queen of the cultural Left or Right. She's a shallow little girl with no dignity. The only group she could be the "queen" of would be grifters who enjoy humiliating their families.

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    1. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Bristol didn't humiliate her family. Her family failed her.

      Bristol has turned into a real asshole, but when she was "not practicing abstinence" in high school and got pregnant on purpose it was because she didn't have any kind of support or guidance from her parents.

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  51. Anonymous6:58 AM

    "It wasn't because you were religious, but because you were bucking some kind of expectation?

    So you stayed a virgin out of spite?"

    No. It was because I saw good reasons for linking sex to marriage - both for the individual and for society. The most practical reason is that since I'm a pro-lifers I didn't want to end up with an out of wedlock child - mainly for the child's sake. I couldn't see why my sexual pleasure had to come before a child's well-being. And no contraceptive method is 100% effective.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      This was your quote:

      "I just got sick of the cultural Left telling me that I belonged to them because of when I was born (1961) "

      That sounds like spite to me. I'm glad you clarified that it had nothing to do with showing the cultural left they were wrong.

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  52. Anonymous7:47 AM

    I say he is one gay 'supposed' Christian. He's hiding behind it!

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  53. Anonymous9:46 AM

    I'm of the opinion that a man like Tim Tebow, who is celibate by choice until marriage, should not be dating celebrity women. What's wrong with the countless church going women who are making the same choice as he to wait until marriage?


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  54. Anonymous11:17 AM

    I never figured Bristol had sex out of love, lust or desire. I just figured she had sex because she is bored and boring and can't think of anything interesting to do with her pathetic life.

    Jennifer K

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