Monday, January 18, 2016

Dakota Meyer seems to think that Heaven is guarded by the Marines. WTF?

Courtesy of the Dakota Meyer's Facebook page:  

Got into a debate today. Someone challenged the notion that Marines guard the gates of heaven. It got spirited of course. The wrap up is... they do, I am certain of it.

Okay this has so many layers of ignorance that it actually makes my brain hurt just to read it.

First off of course is that the concept of heaven is a primitive artifice used to control the behaviors of the simple minded.

Secondly if there WERE a Heaven, access to it is by invitation only from what I understand, so who exactly are the Marines supposed to be guarding it against?

And thirdly, according to legend, the place was created, maintained, and let's assume protected by an omniscient creature of infinite power so who exactly poses a viable threat?

I know that Dakota is not exactly the sharpest pair of gardening shears in the shed, but damn this kind of thinking is something I would expect from a small child, not a grown man.

And this just makes me all the more concerned about this poor child.

Because let's face it if Dakota Meyer IS the father, and of course Bristol's the mother, well let's just say that it is unlikely that there is a Mensa membership in her future.


  1. Anonymous4:32 PM

    The "Marine Corps Hymn" -- check out the last verse.

    From the Halls of Montezuma
    To the shores of Tripoli;
    We fight our countrys battles
    In the air, on land, and sea;
    First to fight for right and freedom
    And to keep our honor clean;
    We are proud to claim the title
    Of United States Marine

    Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
    From dawn to setting sun;
    We have fought in every clime and place
    Where we could take a gun;
    In the snow of far-off Northern lands
    And in sunny tropic scenes,
    You will find us always on the job
    The United States Marines.

    Here's health to you and to our Corps
    Which we are proud to serve;
    In many a strife we've fought for life
    And never lost our nerve.

    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
    They will find the streets are guarded
    By United States Marines.

    And they really believe that stuff.

    1. Anonymous4:53 PM

      I wonder how Dakota's fellow Marines feel about 'keep our honor clean,' now that he's claiming paternity. And if he is so anxious to be a dad, why has he not made his way north yet? He doesn't have a job. He must be living off whatever he can mooch from the Marines for his PTSD or whatever he has.

    2. Anonymous5:01 PM

      F-U to those who would criticize a sense of strength and pride in the people who have volunteered to go into war zones to fight for this country.

      If it helps them to get in and get out safely that works for me.

      It's bad enough these poor young men and women have to fight what most of us think of as unjust wars. We don't have to attack them for using theme songs and cheers that help them get through it.

      Football and basketball teams are big on slogans and rhyming "fight songs" so why don't you criticize them?

    3. Balzafiar5:11 PM

      If the Army and the Navy
      Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
      They will find the streets are guarded
      By United States Marines.

      The meaning of the last lines is nothing more than historical inter-service rivalry.

    4. Anonymous5:12 PM

      Anon 5:01: I'm sorry if you were offended by my quoting the Marine Corps Hymn and pointing out that the Marines really believe it. Marines are one of a kind, imbued with admirable esprit d'corps.

      You see, I'm an old soldier with 28 years in uniform, two tours in Vietnam with the scars and medals to prove it and some of my best drinking, fishing, and hunting buddies are Marines.

    5. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Sorry, Old Redneck. I'm glad I saw your explanation so I could apologize for misunderstanding your comment.

      I thought you were poking fun at them for "really believing that fakey stuff the same way religious really believe about a fakey god in the sky."

    6. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Anonymous5:01 PM

      Our army is volunteer. No one is forced to go. Many go out of a sense of duty and I commend them for that. But more and more the ones who go seem to want to be worshipped. This guy seems to be one of the latter.

    7. Anonymous5:32 PM

      May be volunteer but some really had no idea what they were volunteering for. I remember a couple of naive young ladies (one was a teller at my bank) who joined the National Guard because they saw all those ads about helping their community and a subsidized education.

      Then they were in the Middle East.

    8. Anonymous5:55 PM

      Recruiters target those that want things like an education and can't afford one. Military sets up a guy like Dakota Meyer as an attractive recruiting tool.

      I have family that serves, I am fine with military service. Not fine with all the big brass does.

    9. Anonymous5:57 PM

      @4:53 PM Why don't you ask him, Tough Guy?

    10. Anonymous6:02 PM

      side show folks nothing to see here...he must be part of the Palin Zone doing this cray cray as distractions from what again?

    11. Anonymous6:22 PM

      Gryphen, are you a Mensa member? Just curious.

    12. Anonymous6:37 PM

      Why would it matter, 6:22?

    13. Anonymous6:38 PM

      Old Redneck, thanks for posting the Marine Corps Hymn.

      I married into a career Marine family (now estranged) and can affirm how deep these values run. I also worked at a USMC training center and can also attest to the camorodity these values instill.

      It's true, "Once a Marine; always a Marine." Dakota is a Marine, that's all.

      Now how I feel about all this is another matter entirely. Too long for this post.

    14. Anonymous6:40 PM

      He sounds certain in this the way Megyn Kelly is certain that Santa and Jesus are White.

    15. Anonymous6:52 PM

      Hey, 5;01, looks like you haven't heard- no draft. Thy are there by choice. And if it takes self-aggrandizing lies tonget through something, maybe we should reexamine the need and rationale for that something.

  2. Anonymous4:43 PM

    My Dad (RIP) was a Marine WWII and Korea. He was also a Christian man and would tell Dakota that he's full of crap.

    1. Anonymous5:54 PM

      What would your Dad think about Todd and Track?

    2. Anonymous6:02 PM

      lol right

  3. Anonymous4:43 PM

    OMG! What a sick bunch of idots! There is no heaven and there is no hell. We return to dirt/dust and that is it! Enjoy and live the best life you can - as that is it.

    The heathen Christians - Republicans have it all totally screwed up! Most of them would go to Hell - as to their own teachings!

  4. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Let's not attack an innocent child the way we attack the parents, both of whom have their whole lives in front of them. Not a fan of attacks on babies. Sorry man. Especially when this baby has a brother who's always been a great, happy kid.

    1. Anonymous4:49 PM

      Hey, Lucky! Like the "man" comment. Makes you sound so macho and not "you"!

    2. Anonymous4:50 PM

      You mean the brother who calls people f-----s and worse? The brother who can't take a picture unless he's making gang signs and screwing up his face? I wonder how brother is doing now that he is not almost the center of Bristol's attention. Is he reading? Is he learning to print? Does he get along at school? Does he GO to school? All this would not even come up is Ms. Privacy wasn't always posting pix showing him out of school, out of his clothes, making faces, and generally looking like a brat.

    3. Anonymous4:52 PM

      Nobody has attacked a child, you disingenuous fool.

    4. I LOVE the Brave Baby Cousin4:52 PM

      Speaking of innocent children, 4:43....

      All 4 of Bristol's brood were put at a disadvantage BEFORE birth because of her drugging during pregnancy. Sorry man. Rill Sorry. Especially when this latest baby has 2 brothers and a sister who deserved to be more than simply props for a pro-life agenda.

    5. Anonymous4:53 PM


    6. Anonymous4:53 PM

      ROFL! You are as dumb as he is if you think you are fooling anyone about who you are!!

    7. Anonymous4:58 PM

      Would you stop, 4:43 PM?
      Good Lord, every damn thread.

    8. Anonymous4:59 PM

      My problem with this post is the pseudo concern Gryphen has for Sailor. And let"s be honest and realistic, no regular reader of this blog hss any true concern for a Palin. I sure don't, but I'm not going to lie and pretend that I do.

    9. Anonymous5:04 PM

      Maybe macho, but point is well-taken.

      Especially by a group of people who like to think they are so progressive and caring of fellow person kind and supportive of the facts.

      Fact is the little girl and the other kids in the Palin extended family are just little innocent kids and don't deserve to be attacked.

      Criticize adults all you want, but leave. the. kids. out. of. it.

    10. Anonymous5:12 PM

      NO ONE IS ATTACKING CHILDREN HERE MORON. But I remember Bristol attacking Sasha and Malia so STFU

    11. Anonymous5:18 PM

      Excuse me, 5:04 PM, but since when has Gryph EVER disparaged children? He expresses concern, as many of us do, for her welfare growing up in that tribe. Sailor has her work cut out for her, that's for damn sure, and asked for none of it.

    12. Anonymous5:28 PM

      5:12 I'm in an ornery mood today. So I'll take your bait.

      I'm 5:04. I stand by my comment. Leave the kids out of it.

      So what if Bristol attacks Sasha and Malia? Don't most of us agree that she is a vile woman who has issues with kids?

      We don't need to lower ourselves to her level.

      And maybe, on second thought, Gryphen and others are not attacking Sailor in this thread.

      But, there really was no reason at all for Gryphen to post Sailor's photo with this post. None.

      Nor did he have to say she doesn't have much of a chance of her becoming a genius given that she's Dakota's child.

      No reason. It was probably meant as a joke, but it is likely to be interpreted as she will be less than smart.

      That verges very closely on attacking the child.

    13. Anonymous5:39 PM

      I actually don't really care if people attack children. That said, I must agree with the latter paragraphs of your post. Gryphen likes to talk out of both sides of his mouth... He's a tireless children's advocate who coincidentally has been slamming Sailor since long before her birth. He's just a hypocritical bully lobbing shots at people he dislikes from behind the safety of his computer.

    14. Anonymous5:51 PM

      Didn't maloe/cousin say that Bristol has already slept with at least two people since Sailor's birth?

    15. Anonymous5:52 PM

      Slamming Sailor? Since when? He has said nothing of the sort. Unlike Gryph, I do not believe Sailor is Dakota's daughter, but when you make yourselves "public figure celebrities," you are open to critique pure and simple, especially when you want privacy to live your "vibrant lives," when you in fact run to the tabloids because you're not being paid enough attention.

      Who's the idiot? Not Gryph.

    16. Anonymous5:52 PM

      4:43 PM A great, happy kid? Is that the same kid who throws tantrums when he does not get his way? The same kid who called his Aunt "faggot"? The same kid who is bribed by his nightlife Mama with lots of candy?
      The same kid who is told by his Mama that his Dad does not care about him? You couldn't be referring to Tripp.

    17. Alicia desperately needs to believe that Tripp is a happy child with a loving mother, all evidence to the contrary.

    18. I've never heard gryphen attack the baby, just her parents. Guess there won't be any MENSA memberships in your home either, if you cannot tell the difference.

    19. Anonymous6:00 PM

      4:59 PM

      "Judge not, and ye shall not be judged"

      The made up stuff about 'attacking innocent children' is just some flamer.

    20. Anonymous6:04 PM

      hey it's not the kids fault parents are idiots - let's PRAY that the kid inherits some logic from another not them - yikes!

    21. ChasingLilFuckups6:08 PM

      Meghan you are such a dumbass. Where is the evidence to the contrary you are speaking about?! You have NO idea of Tripp's emotions. None.

    22. Anonymous6:19 PM

      5:57: He actually HAS a loving mother - his STEPmother, Sunny. She is very loving, and also quite strict with him. He is a helcion when he comes over to visit,mbut settles down quite nicely after a short period of time, because he knows the expectaions are WAY bigger and better than with his birth mother.

    23. As opposed to all the 'evidence' that Alicia presents?

    24. Anonymous6:43 PM

      The fact that Bristol is a questionable parent does not make Sunni and Levi perfect. Some people should get over their love affair with that couple.

    25. Anonymous6:48 PM

      "ChasingLilFuckups", let's talk about the ex-girlfriend.
      You know,"alwaysbeddedneverwedded"....

    26. Anonymous6:50 PM

      News to me that the Palins have babies or children. they all look like props. I don't have a problem with attacking Palin props.

      No one is attacking a Palin prop here, unless it is Palin to make her point.

      The adults with the Palin brand can always keep their props private. No one would be attacking Palin's private props.

      It is up to the Palins.

    27. Anonymous6:56 PM

      There is the evidence of the videos and his mother's own comments about what a clueless bad parent she is.

    28. Anonymous7:52 PM

      Chasing: That might be more believable if there was not a reality show named after him, in which he showed his behavior and emotions (and in which Bristol toyed with them). Not to mention Wife Swap . . .

  5. Anita Winecooler4:43 PM

    Wow, the ptsd runs deep with that one. Why would guns be needed anywhere near heaven, if there was such a place? One Thor and they'd all be jobless. Glad he's a Zeppelin fan, stairway to heaven was one of my faves. Sorry he supposedly also too boinked Bristol. To paraphrase a famous quitter, dna is a fungible commodity.

    1. Anonymous4:56 PM

      Speaking of fungible commodity, when is the postage report thing-a-ma-jig due?

    2. Anonymous5:55 PM

      By the end of the month, 4:56.

  6. Anonymous4:44 PM

    Sure he wasn't joking? Why wrote an entire post with no clear point except to invite hate? This is why I enjoy the other blog's posts.

    1. Anonymous4:53 PM

      Then go away.

    2. Anonymous4:53 PM

      TROLL ALERT #2!!

    3. Anonymous5:07 PM

      Invite hate? There's a new one.
      Back to Breitbart for you.

    4. Anonymous5:27 PM

      So 4:44 no one invited your hate. If you don't like it don't visit and your problem is solved.

    5. Anonymous5:43 PM

      4:44 Brings the hate here from c4p. You have been banned from other blogs, so you have to come here where you are one against everybody else. Only a sick Fuck would hang out where no one respects her.

    6. Anonymous6:00 PM

      5;43 PM - that made me laugh. I was up early this morning and rambled over there over coffee to see MJS claim that he the lone one that holds that blog together.

      Such an arrogant blowhard.

  7. Anonymous4:44 PM

    Conservatives don't believe in science but they get their facts from the words in a song. LOL

    That poor kid with two ignorant dopes for parents.

  8. Anonymous4:46 PM

    It's like Jesse wants to push more people toward the GOP since posts like these are meant to stir hate in libs (his base) and cause people to lie and trash innocents.

    1. Anonymous4:54 PM

      TROLL ALERT #3!!

    2. Anonymous4:55 PM

      Get a job Alica. You are boring. Do Mr and Mrs Mangelsdirf know how obsessed you are with this blog? They might ask your shrink to adjust your medicines dear.

    3. Anonymous5:04 PM

      Of course he is. Looks to me like he's just reporting, and let us all draw our own conclusions.

      Gotta hand it to you, Gryph, you sure pissed off the trolls today, and I giggle!

    4. Anonymous5:33 PM

      This is good to know.

      We all support this guy when we pay our taxes. He is out there making money as an honorable Marine that is a leader for youth. Integrity is a big deal in his speaking engagements.

      He is to be a Christian but he has sent out all kinds of red flags.

      When I first saw this I thought it was a joke, but it really isn't funny.

    5. Anonymous5:40 PM

      @4:46 PM The unpaid Palin Troll hates her 'lib' parents, Linda and James Mangelsdorf. Too bad that they treat you like Sarah treats Curt Menard Jr's son Track, like a dependent. Get out on your own, don't be afraid.

    6. "Libs". Another Alicia 'tell'.

  9. I detect TIC (tongue-in-cheek). Sort of like Cubs fans predicting they'll win the world series.

    1. Anonymous5:00 PM

      You mean they won't? Aw shucks! I was hoping 2016 would be the year Cubbies win the whole enchilada!!

  10. Anonymous4:48 PM

    G -

    I have refrained from commenting on Daks mental capacity. The shot of him lounging while reading a book and smoking a pipe had me wondering.
    He has truly gone over the edge - as the Palin family did long ago. They remind me of the Kardashians - who have somehow blended real life with a reality show.
    He is totally out there. Good luck Palins with this nutcase.

    Pat Padrnos

    1. Anonymous5:12 PM

      He is also excited to get back to the scene of the crime.

    2. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Who is that haggard old woman holding the sign with the Marine?

  11. Anonymous4:49 PM

    You know how people wonder what Obama's kids would think of all the stories and video regarding their dad's gay life and how their mom is actually a transexual? Your blog is just like those crazy fucks tearing down democrats. Except most of the media is in the left's pocket.

    1. Anonymous5:05 PM

      TROLL ALERT #4!!

    2. Anonymous5:24 PM

      Nope, I've never known anyone to wonder about the ridiculous stories the Right-wing constantly make up about the Obamas. They're generated by abject racism, so nobody needs to wonder.

      Go back to your teabagger websites, Sarah.
      You have no audience here, either.

    3. Anonymous5:29 PM

      Right- how about a list of all those lefty liberals who own media outlets.

      I'm still waiting.....

    4. Anonymous5:33 PM

      4:49 PM Your hand is in your pocket playing pocket pool, TROLL.Advise Bristol to stop FUCKING every man that she meets. She also needs to get away from the horrible influence of the Dwarf, Granny looking, fake, plus sized, exotic model. If Marina is Bristol's role model, Bristol is done.

    5. Anonymous6:15 PM

      yeah Sarah go whore her out eh? look what it got you? Baggage you can't get rid of!

    6. Anonymous7:34 PM

      I think Marina has the kind of life Bristol really wants. Marina gets increased exposure (ewee) and Bristol gets to live out her fantasies.

      Marina may also fulfilling Bristol's need for maternal nurturing - like in accepting her as she is.

  12. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Everyone should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.

    1. Anonymous6:16 PM

      God made the heavens and the earth...and the earth was without form...he put forth plants..then animals...then man...then he that is beer - steak - man?

    2. Anonymous6:39 PM


  13. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Nah, there are six gay guys standing guard. Pearly Gates, pullllease!

    1. Balzafiar6:40 PM

      Your reasoning is wrong; I saw nothing in the story about chiffon.

  14. Anonymous4:53 PM

    DM has a story up with a lot of incorrect information. It calls Bristol's son her brother. It states the baby's birthdate as 12/24, and it claims Dakota is the father. Hopefully others from here can put up some posts to set them straight.

    1. Anonymous5:25 PM

      18 January 2016 DAILY MAIL
      'He officially loves her': Bristol Palin wraps a loving arm around her seven-year-old Down syndrome brother as he cradles her baby Sailor Grace in intimate family photo

      "Bristol Palin's family appears to have fallen head over heels for her baby daughter Sailor Grace - and nobody more so than her seven-year-old brother Trig."

      Team Palin feeds this crap to Daily Mail and others. We all saw how Uncle Chuckie and the great grandparents at least posed with newborn Askel. Nothing for newborn Sailor, except the wierd pose on a green sofa with Sarha looking drunk. No happy cousins together with newborns. Bristol's family has shunned Sailor for the most part.

      Sarah wants the appearance like all is well. She and Todd also had a black and white photo with the leopard blanket.

      Marina is the one. That is Bristol's mother and baby daddy. Marina is Bristol's family. Media has to sell out to the RW nut, this is the theme they are buying.

    2. Anonymous5:29 PM

      Sarah and Bristol call the daily mail daily.

    3. Anonymous5:34 PM

      I notice how she uses the monkey to hide the baby's size. Nothing is as it seems with her. What a way to live your life. Lies=$$$. You're only fooling yourself, Bristol.

    4. Anonymous6:22 PM

      That baby is HUGE for barely being three weeks old! (More like 2 1/2 months old, if you ask my opinion!)

    5. Anonymous7:38 PM

      After only 30 comments, DM says:
      "We are no longer accepting comments on this article." hmmm...

    6. Anonymous8:03 PM

      How old is the oldest kid? Why doesn't he have an independent grown up life? How does he get by without working? Is Homeland Security monitoring his weapon stash?

      Is he allowed to see his daughter, Kyle? Named after Chris Kyle.

      Where was Track Palin?
      Where was Sarah Palin?

      Where was Jordan Loewe?

      Not one of them even mentioned the PTSD clinic dedicated to their hero, Kyle.

      Here they are, unitied, selling themselves for guns.

      May be Sarah couldn't find a jet?

  15. Anonymous4:56 PM

    I like to re-read Sarah's gushing praise for Dakota when she announced the engagement on her Shouty Book page. It's pure comedy in light of how the year turned out!

  16. Anonymous4:57 PM

    I think you are over-reaching on this one.

    It's just a saying. You know like metaphor. Or a fable or a parable.

    A turn of the phrase which helps people to put emotions and thought into a non-physical.

    If it allowed him and his buddies to have a discussion about life and death and honor and duty and how they feel about it all then what's it anyone's place to criticize?

    Sometimes a comment is just a comment and a discussion is just a discussion.

    Sometimes words in a song or a poem express just the feeling we need to hear at that moment. Yet the same words or song would have zero meaning to us at another time.

    Get over it, people. Quit constantly looking for something to criticize in someone and something you don't believe in.

    I think attacking fellow humans because they think and feel differently then you--or the mainstream or the fringe--is a much bigger "fault" than having religious or philosophical beliefs that don't "ring true."

    1. Anonymous5:06 PM

      TROLL ALERT #5!!

    2. Anonymous5:08 PM

      "Get over it, people. Quit constantly looking for something to criticize in someone and something you don't believe in."

      When the Palin's start doing that, I will do the same. Troll.

    3. Anonymous5:10 PM

      Very well said, 4:57. This post smacks of "I need to directly criticize a Palin related entity as well as religion-let me kill two birds with one stone".

      An Agnostic Liberal

    4. Anonymous5:14 PM

      TROLL ALERT #6 @ 5:10 PM!!

    5. Anonymous5:14 PM

      Ha! You be funny!

      I am not a troll but a long-time reader and poster who isn't in the mood to tolerate the hate.

      I like that, "tolerate the hate," I just made it up, though it's probably been said before.

      Anyway. Troll at me all you want. It just serves to affirm my original thought reading this post and the earliest comments.

      I am not perfect. I too, also, like to poke fun at people.

      But today I'm not in the mood to have Gryphen or anyone attacking our military or innocent children.

      Troll back to you. As I think complainers and troll-callers are trolls that make this site hard to read and unpleasant.

      Generally, I read right past it and ignore it.

      But, people are right. Lot of "you're a troll," crap going on when you post something that certain people don't like.

    6. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Troll's not giving up without a fight today.

      "An Agnostic Liberal", my arse.

    7. Anonymous5:23 PM

      And on MLK Day, there's people that are still so angry that a BLACK man resides in their WHITE House.

    8. Anonymous5:24 PM

      The day when Sarah, Nancy French & Bristol quit "constantly looking for something to criticize in someone and something" they don't believe in is the day I'll stop doing the same to them and their ilk!

    9. Anonymous5:25 PM

      4:57: fine. Do you also chide conservatives for their vitriolic attacks on the president? Just wondering.

    10. Anonymous5:27 PM

      4:57 PM You are criticizing those who don't believe what you believe, troll.
      Go ride your pet dinosaur along with your other nuts in your rapture.

    11. Anonymous5:39 PM

      5:25 and 5:27 I am 4:57 (had to look it up to see if you were talking about me).

      This is the only blog I post on and don't read conservative blogs.

      But, yes, in real life if someone attacks the president, I chime in. And since a lot of my friends are conservatives, it gives them a pause.

      And totally off topic, but speaking of trolls and giving a "hater" pause.

      I believe Cousin and think all the trolls attacking him/her are because he/she hits too close to home. Even if what is said is totally made up, it is close enough to the truth that the Palin camp is nervous to have those ideas out there.

      And maybe I AM a troll and just threw in the part about supporting Cousin in order to play with your mind and make you think I'm NOT a troll.

      But now I'm really going to go laugh it up because I faked you out.

      ((I have obviously been on this blog too long as I'm beginning to sound like Sarah on a bad day with my convoluted sentences. I'm going to do something else.))

    12. Anonymous5:40 PM

      5:27 One last comment. Dinosaurs and humans did not and do not coexist.


      What are you one of those Christians who believes the coexisted?

      Must be. You are the one who brought it up.

    13. Anonymous5:49 PM

      I agree with your comments and I am NOT a troll.

    14. Anonymous5:58 PM

      The truth hurts, doesn't it 5:21pm? Gryphen isn't hop...let's all get together and shout "Troll"! You are such an imbécil!

    15. Anonymous6:18 PM

      speaking of MLK - on Yahoo news they had a piece about the FBI letter that was trying to talk MLK into killing himself! Gee that is where Sarah gets her ideas from eh?

    16. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Anonymous5:14 PM

      Oh, FFS. Give it up with the troll alerts. Not everyone is a troll you know. Or is everyone you disagree with a troll?

    17. Anonymous6:46 PM

      I too think that it was just a bunch of guys poking at each other and puffing their chests and basically just bullshitting each other bro-style.

      I don't think any of it is to be taken literally.

      Someone probably started the entire thing by poking fun at the Marine Hymn and it turned into a dick-swinging contest.

      Textbook behavior from the male of the species.

    18. Anonymous6:47 PM

      @5:39 PM Good idea, go do something else.

    19. Anonymous6:49 PM

      5:40 PM You Evangelists have those silly beliefs.

    20. Anonymous6:55 PM

      I see a lot of people justifying their behavior by saying "The Palins do it" or "all of the conservatives do it".

      I, as a progressive, am unable to justify inappropriate behaviors by comparative means.

      I strive to be better than the Palins, better than the conservatives. If the Palins and the dregs of conservatism think it's okay, chances are it's not.

    21. Anonymous7:24 PM

      Great post anonymous 6:55.

    22. Anonymous7:28 PM

      I too, agree with the premise and sentiments voiced @ 4:57...

      Differences in convictions and opinions should be welcome in a communal dialogue; otherwise, how are we any different than the GOPers?

      Just askin'...

    23. Anonymous7:51 PM

      Anonymous5:14 PM
      TROLL ALERT #6 @ 5:10 PM!!

      Thank you, Chicken Little

  17. Sarah5:01 PM

    Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
    You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
    Then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
    In a way you can't explain

    1. Anonymous5:17 PM

      Sarah, Thank you for saying it so succinctly.

    2. Anonymous5:31 PM


    3. Anonymous7:59 PM

      Word Salad.

  18. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Sweet almost 11-week old baby. Cute.

    1. Anonymous5:59 PM

      That baby looks Native, she looks nothing like Dakota Meyer. Bristol and Sarah go fuck yourselves.

  19. Anonymous5:13 PM

    From the last two photos of Sailor Grace posted on Bristo's Instagram, it looks as if Sailor was born November 4, 2015, like the original IV tape showed. In the photos, Sailor is much larger than a baby who was just born on Dec. 23 last year. There is a big difference between 3 week old baby and a baby that's 2 1/2 months old.

    What does the November 4 date have to do with Dakota and Bristol's engagement? It means that Bristol would have conceived Sailor sometime between end of January to middle February 2015. End of January was the shot show, and last year, Bristol was outfitted with her new bribes, the LV purses and luggage. She went with Sarah to Las Vegas on a private jet. (Thank you donors to Sarah PAC. You didn't expect them to ride economy in the back of the plane, did you?) Sarah and Dakota held up that FU Michael Moore sign together. Yes. it is possible that's when Sarah and Dakota agreed on a political arrangement with an engagement to Bristol being the icing on the cake. Bristol and Dakota could have gotten together that weekend. Sailor could be his kid.

    My guess goes with Bristol posing for a photo with Marina, in another Las Vegas bathroom. Bristol said that on the next night (looking back in time) was the night that she ruined her life. Did that mean that she and Marinna had good old girl party, whooping it up before Bristol was going to get publicly engaged to Dakota in the next month? Did Bristol have sex with someone, anyone, was the fleet in Vegas in the middle of February. That would work out for a November 4 birth, too. Ruining the rest of her life sounds a lot like getting pregnant, and Dakota figured out that it wasn't his. If it was his, he would have been thrilled to be the father, even if Bristol had the baby less than 9 months after they married. Sarah Palin and Sally Heath each had their first born in less than 9 months after marriage, too.

    The public photos of Bristol and Dakota holding hands were photographed by Sarah's official professional photographer at CPAC at the end of February. Awwwww. The couple was falling in love. Bristol visited Dakota in Kentucky, Dakota visited Bristol i Alaska the next weekends, and by the middle of March they were engaged. Ah, but Bristol had gotten ahead of herself. Instead of being the Good Christian that Nancy French writes about, Bristol had sex with someone before she was officially engaged. If Sailor was Dakota's child, he would have been thrilled. My guess is that Sailor is not his kid. His way of proving it is by demanding custody and child support, a routine court way of getting a DNA test ordered by the court. Dakota may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but his image is protected by the US Military, and they do have smart people advising him. Well played, sir. I don't care who guards the Gates of Heaven. Good luck with that DNA test. You don't have to study to pass it.

  20. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Wait. He could be right. After all there is a dog heaven, a cat heaven and a bunny rabbit heaven, right? Even my pet turtle that dried up is frolicking in pet turtle heaven right now. And anybody who tells me otherwise...well you are going to burn in bad people hell while the devil sticks you with his pitchfork every second forever and ever and ever. People like you who try to take away my beliefs make me just want to go buy another gun!

    1. Anonymous5:41 PM

      Your're not going to use it on yourself are you?? That's the trend these days.

    2. Anonymous6:19 PM

      No. I'm either going to build a bunker or take over a federal fire tower.

    3. Anonymous7:55 PM

      6:19 PM Don't get too hungry and 'eat your gun'.

  21. Anonymous5:21 PM

    The more I think about it, the more I am persuaded that it was Grandma Griz who came up with the contrived birth date for lil' Sailor . . . particularly after viewing a November interview where $P finally discussed the latest out-of-wedlock child--and her eyes rolled around in her vacuous head when she mentioned being ready to welcome her grandchild in about "45 days."

    1. Anonymous5:33 PM

      Jon Lovitz: The Pathological Liar,

    2. Anonymous7:12 PM

      "Yeah...that's what happened."

      ~Jon Lovitz

  22. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Staring into those soulful frightened eyes of that bundle of joy almost makes me weep. Such a beautiful little child will have to endure a lif with the fucking Palins breaks my heart. Gryph posted a beautiful photo of a beautiful child. I don't want to hear any derogatory comments against this poor kid.

    1. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Peeps keep saying like derogatory comments against the poor kid.

      Please link if there are any. I only see the ones trying to flame, those are the Palinbots.

  23. Anonymous5:22 PM

    When the 'discussion' ensued, was Dakota drinking whiskey and wearing a onesie? I tend to think he probably was!

  24. Anonymous5:24 PM

    The whole argument is ridic. It's like listening to Jessup in A Few Good Men and Caffee gets the better of him. Private Santiago never should have been in that is-there-any-other-kind of grave danger. Why are guards needed in heaven? It makes no sense.

    BTW, Sailor sure looks big in that new Instagram pic with trig holding her. Yet why, once again, is the baby wrapped up in a blanket?

    1. Anonymous6:28 PM

      Sailor looks bigger then a Dec 23 baby since she was born in the beginning to mid November.

      Sarah has given the British tabloid the false narrative and damage control that she wants the public to believe. Read the Daily Mail and Palin version.

      It would be better for Sarah if everyone was like Dakota (before he went off track) and believe in the sky god that Bristol and Sarah say they believe. If everyone would just believe like them, think of how much easier it would be on Sarah to peddle her stories.

  25. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Poor Gryphen. You're still the most insecure atheist I know of, always beating your chest & raging against religion. How tall are you anyway, 5'6" or 5'8" tops?

    1. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Who cares how tall he is, he has brass balls. How about you sweetie?

    2. Anonymous5:41 PM

      Fine, asshole, prove there is a god beyond a belief.

    3. I LOVE the Brave Baby Cousin6:02 PM

      POSTING TIP for LOU-ser Sarah at 5:24

      Insulting someone's physical appearance is a dead giveaway that you are at the computer with just a titch of a buzz.

      We'll start seeing the incoherent shit without punctuation once you've had more.

      Do you really think your body will let you keep getting away with this?

      Do you realize no one in your family is willing to intervene and help you?

      Are you worth more dead than alive?

      Did you know that Todd can take out an insurance policy without telling you?

      So many questions. Probably too many for someone who is 5'3" and has 2 functioning brain cells left.

      Maybe you should just have the CAReMARes take over. Oh wait. I remember now - PAC is running out of money. Oh well. Back to the old daze, right?

    4. Anonymous6:05 PM

      Does a man need to be tall to be a man? Who the hell cares? Only sexists like you, 5:24.

    5. Anonymous6:10 PM

      Never have seen a sign saying Made by God before.

    6. Anonymous6:16 PM

      I am raising my hand. Just another 6'4"insecure barefoot atheist.
      Am proud ,also ex Army.

    7. Anonymous6:27 PM

      Watcha gonna say next Sarah? That Gryph needs to grow a big black stick for you, that he's limp wristed, has no cajones, is peeping into your little girls windows or call him "vajayjay"? Go ahead bring on your rope ha ha ha.

    8. Anonymous6:31 PM

      That is funny! Gryphen does act like a short man with a pissed off attitude! Bravo, 5:24p.m.

    9. Anonymous6:36 PM

      5:24 PM Must be Todd the Pimp.

    10. Anonymous6:53 PM

      Wow, you've got Palin's idiotic speech mannerisms down pat. Did you have to practice the stupidity or does it come naturally?

    11. Anonymous7:39 PM

      Hey 6:31 PM What is the average height of the Palin family? Do all of the women wear 6 inch heels to look tall, like the exotixx_llc midget? Todd and Willow need 8 inch heels to get close to average.

    12. Anonymous7:49 PM

      Sarah is subliminally bragging about 6'8" Glenn Rice. He stretched her 'hoohah' before Track Menard was born. Funny thing is that Glenn NEVER went back for seconds. Sarah had Track Menard, a criminal vandal, drug addict with anger management problems. Sarah then conned Todd to be the recorded father. Glenn Rice has Glenn Rice Jr, a College graduate and successful professional basketball player.

  26. Anonymous5:26 PM

    And this Marine Guard, are they heavily armed with high-powered killing machines, Dakota?

    This guy is as stupid as Bristol Palin. They should have been prevented from breeding.

    1. Anonymous5:40 PM

      There is still the chance his fishies go with the flow...

      Remember, semen and eggs have pre-programmed jobs. Both humans could be complete dumbshits just like Stool and Kerr.

  27. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Anybody who joins the Marines has a screw loose to begin with.

    1. Anonymous5:56 PM

      Not TRUE, how dare you! I had a long conversation with a Marine officer tonight. He is incredibly progressive, very attuned to what is going on in the WORLD and in the US. He has multiple degrees from prestigious institutions, he has been deployed in medieval Afghanistan, led men and women in very difficult situations and brought them ALL home. He is grieving the loss of Marines he did not know, in the helicopter accident that occurred this weekend in Hawaii. He has all his screws tightened down and all the moving pieces are beautifully synchronized. HOW the F*CK do you have the right to make that comment.

    2. Anonymous7:16 PM

      Anybody who joinsnany of the armed forces now, a time when the warmongering GOP might be in charge IS an idiot. Volunteering to be cannon fodder for greednor someone else's who is not smart.

    3. Anonymous7:31 PM

      The military is corrupt, hypocritical, violent, misogynistic, and exists to kill, maim, terrorize, and destroy. I despise it. Anyone who voluntarily joins it is indicating that he or she is willing to let him or herself be used as a state sanctioned mercenary. Fuck 'em because they make war possible.

  28. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Carol is trying hard to earn her postage money, isn't she?

    1. Anonymous5:39 PM

      I find it quite amusing.
      How stupid do they think we are?

    2. Anonymous6:09 PM

      $arah must be in a real panic over the baby-daddy-drama.

    3. Anonymous6:28 PM

      I thought Carol and Marilyn were Con-trolls who get paid for Con-sulting?

    4. God diggity D a m n y u m!

      So much troll shit I can barely get up in here! W T F Gryphen! LOL!!

      Dumbkota is pimping the Marines just like the Palins pimp their babies and kids! Grifters gotta grift...he has lawyers to pay y'all!

      That poor poor fatherless baby! Dumbkota was told by his handlers to go about his business while waiting for the results of the paternity test.

      Meanwhile Baldy and her paid trolls are getting meaner and madder...which must mean the results are coming out soon....OR...Dumbkota has named his price and it's so fucking high Baldy knows she is finished!

      Which is why she's mad commenting at an accelerated pace!


  29. I LOVE the Brave Baby Cousin5:54 PM

    Just throwing this out there to see what yawl think. Our Brave Baby MALOE Birdie has told us that Bristol is hiding her DWTS child in plain site.

    These links take to to a cousins Instagram account. Check out how Tripp was described in relation to the two girls he was with.


    1. Anonymous6:10 PM

      Kyla Grace Palin, born August 6, 2011 to parents Britta and Track Palin.

      Tristan Palin, born December 2010 to Bristol Palin, father not named.

      Tripp Palin, born December 28, 2008

      Yep. Looks about right

    2. Anonymous6:20 PM

      I LOVE the Brave Baby Cousin,

      Remember these are people of a cult-like up bringing. You know about Dillingham?

      They are so mixed up about who is whose father and all that it is probably easiest for the adults to teach the kids while young. Brother/cousin yadda yadda.

      It is all interchangeable. If a kid starts to question which is their daddy or cousin or what not, it will be better for the adults if all the relations are already mixed up.

      Incest is a way of life for some people. It does not mean literal that Tripp is a big brother cousin.

      "These girls love their big brother cousin"

      It sounds more like the language of an bunch of related people from an incest community.

      Sometimes it will be fact that cousin is brother or whatever, but not every time they write like that.

    3. Anonymous6:52 PM

      Sugar Plum Creations is a Palin cousin and those are her two kids. She has a website for her handmade bibs and children's accessories.

    4. Anonymous6:53 PM

      Sorry to burst your bubble but those aren't Bristol's little girls. If you research further you'll find out "sweetplumcreations" is the birth mother. We can do without the muddying of the waters weather done purposely or not.

      "sweetplumcreationsHaha @jnbogaard @tracydw I was 18 with Cam and 26 with Khloe and 27 with Hailey "

      "sweetplumcreationsJuat me and this monkey on a walk this morning...I can't believe I just signed both my babies up for gymnastics ... Why are they so old"

      "sweetplumcreationsI had to share my little one in her first birthday outfit made by #sweetplumcreations complete with her @featherandfilly red flats (these are the same flats in the time lapse video she posted about a month or so ago) I can't believe my baby is one "

      "sweetplumcreationsSometimes you just can't get a real smile out of my little Khloe"

      "sweetplumcreationsHello! Welcome to Sweet Plum Creations! Let me do a little introduction, starting with a picture of my little one rocking the Halloween tie bib. I am a mother to 3 beautiful little girls an almost 10 year old, 2 year old in October, and a 7 month old. I have a nursing degree but decided I would rather be a stay at home wife/mother."

    5. Anonymous7:05 PM

      WTH??? Is that you, Bristle? Failed try, tho...


    6. Anonymous7:22 PM

      The older girl is Kyla Grace, and the younger girl is not old enough to be Tristan, who is 5.

    7. Anonymous7:23 PM

      sweetplumcreations is the cousin that left her older daughter constantly to follow Bristol and get money and sway anyway she could. She muddies her own water. Used a fake name when she did the Dr. Drew deal about knocked up teens or something like that. She sold the red shoes on e-bay and was constantly on the money train with the Palins.

      She is part of the same small time, small town creep family. Her name is Palma now. I think Candice. Was Kasten before she married. Part of the cousin brigade. They are all thick as thieves. The Bender brothers, too.

    8. Anonymous7:34 PM

      Big brother=Tripp, he is a big brother to Tristan, he is 2 years older than Tristan

      Cousin=Tripp and Kyla are cousins as their parents are siblings.

      It was one of those times Bristol was angry with Sarah. And the little girl in red at the 2014 circle in the Palin garage is likely Tristan, incredible similarities.

    9. Anonymous7:39 PM

      Those 2 little girls look NOTHING like Bristol. Besides they have the same father and Bristol's babies never have the same father.

  30. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Dang! I was told it would be St. Peter greeting me at the pearly gates, not a Marine. So bummed :(

    1. Anonymous7:47 PM

      So am I, I also thought heaven was international so why would the Marines be guarding it?

  31. Sarah also too6:00 PM

    "According to a number of top U.S. psychologists, like Harvard Professor and researcher Howard Gardener, Donald Trump is a “textbook” narcissist. In fact, he fits the profile so well that clinical psychologist George Simon told Vanity Fair, “He’s so classic that I’m archiving video clips of him to use in workshops.” "

    1. Anonymous6:31 PM

      He is so pathetic, I can't believe everyone doesn't see it. He is always telling people how smart he is, how rich he is, how much others love him, etc..

      I agree, a textbook narcissist.

  32. Anonymous6:12 PM

    "Secondly if there WERE a Heaven, access to it is by invitation only from what I understand, so who exactly are the Marines supposed to be guarding it against?"
    - Uncle Gryph


    But somebody needs to guard the Pearly Gates just in case Lucifer tries to sneak Sarah and Barstool up there to create havoc.

    How do you know they are trying to sneak in? It will be the two griftering retards who smells like fire and brimstone.

  33. Anonymous6:15 PM

    Ok, so I am getting a bit suspicious here. Barely any pics of Tripp anymore, but mostly now of TriG.
    Looks to me like he is now living with his mother, Bar$Tool, not anymore with his granny, $carry.
    Has Levi gotten full custody of Tripp? (Wouldn't THAT be an epic turn of events - only for the good for that boy!

    1. Anonymous6:29 PM

      Bristol is lazy and stupid. She probably can't handle having to deal with a new baby and Tripp. Lucky Tripp gets to spend time with his dad and stepmom and sisters. Good for him. Poor Sailor is stuck with Bristol.

  34. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Dakota Meyer is typical of his class and place. He is basically a fifth grader in an adult body. Think BIG.

  35. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Semper fi, y'all. Don't believe in heaven or hell and don't believe I'll need any guardians in my dead future. Carry on.

  36. Anonymous6:26 PM

    I know that Dakota is not exactly the sharpest pair of gardening shears in the shed, but damn


    What gave you that impression? Was it because Bristol told Dakota he's the father of her interracial baby and he bought it?

  37. Anonymous6:28 PM

    It's just a way for these guys to feel important. Many men who choose the military are very insecure.

    1. Anonymous6:56 PM

      A lot of them join because they aren't going to college, need a career AND the money. Nothing wrong with that.

  38. Anonymous6:28 PM

    In Marine Corps. boot-camp some 30 years ago, we had to learn all three verses of the hymn. There is a verse that says:

    "If the Army and the Navy ever look on Heaven's scenes, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines."

    The above is probably what got Dakota in a heated discussion for shits and giggles with some soldier or sailor. I wouldn't take away too much from this. I don't believe that the Zombie Apocalypse will ever exist, but I'd still debate if a boat would be better than a department store for survival during the ZA.

    You get free thinkers in the Corps. too.

  39. Anonymous6:36 PM

    I grew up cheerfully singing "...there was blood upon the risers..." with my ex-paratrooper dad. Military and ex-military sing pointless songs. As, I suppose, did the Roman legions.

    And a song that puts in a dig at another branch of the service... priceless.

    1. Anonymous7:12 PM

      It is pitiful that a Marine has a X that got knocked up with a maybe baby and she calls her Sailor. Some think it was to dishonor the Marine.

    2. Anonymous7:25 PM

      @7:12 pm Bristol is not that sharp.

  40. Anonymous6:39 PM

    So, I just came home from shopping. Saw a beautiful 'mixed' family: caucasian mother, black father, and two darling kids. The older one is definitely 1/2 - 1/2. However, the younger one definitely reminded me of Sailor. VERY light complexion, almost like Sailor in the picture where she is on someone's lap, eyes closed. Hair also light, and barely curly. When I saw that toddler, I had flashes of Sailor going through my mind! She is DEFINITELY of mixed parents!

    1. Anonymous7:09 PM

      My son dated a mixed race (dad black mom white) woman who I met a bunch of times without realizing she was biracial. I think that "winning the lottery" does not mean not biracial, but rather light enough to pass for white.

    2. Anonymous7:24 PM

      7:09 PM That would be "losing the lottery".

  41. ibwilliamsi6:41 PM

    Do Marines who knock up unmarried town bicycles still qualify to guard the gates?

  42. Anonymous6:43 PM

    The Palin family is a hard drinking, cussing , loud and lots of high, ear
    splitting screeching from granny Palin.
    Poor baby Sailor. I hope she learns to duck
    when granny P. starts throwing cans of
    food and maybe a large potato or two
    every time our awesome President completes
    another brilliant maneuver.

    1. Anonymous7:23 PM

      Ouch, the truth really chaps the trolls' asses. Obama is a chess player, and he has checkmated the Republicans again.

  43. Anonymous6:56 PM

    It is getting dumber in here by the day.


    1. Anonymous7:00 PM

      The Palin threads really bring 'em out of the woodwork, don't they?

    2. Anonymous7:11 PM

      Better than the best day on c4p.

    3. Anonymous7:20 PM

      6:56 PM Is talking about himself. 'lol'.

    4. Anonymous7:54 PM

      Actually 7:11, not really anymore.

      7:20, Ahhhhh sure, whatever.


    5. Anonymous8:05 PM


      You don't even realize what you just did there, do you?

  44. Anonymous7:06 PM

    So, I guess ISIS has threatened to detonate IEDs in Xtian 'heaven'?

  45. WalterNeff7:43 PM

    Joke about him, joke about her. Don't joke about the baby. The Internet is forever.

  46. Anonymous7:57 PM

    Is he in hiding because January is Human Trafficking Awareness Month

    January has been proclaimed as the "Human Trafficking Awareness Month," a title that underscores the need to destigmatize important discussions about human trafficking and call attention to key facts and realities about human slavery.


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