A North Dakota man was arrested after Washington, D.C., police investigated him on a tip that he traveled to the nation's capital to abduct Bo, one of the Obamas' two dogs, authorities said.
Scott Stockert was set to appear in D.C. Superior Court on Friday on firearms charges for Wednesday's incident at a Hampton Inn near the Washington Convention Center.
An officer responding to a tip from the Secret Service tracked down Stockert at the downtown D.C. hotel. He admitted that he had a shotgun and a rifle in his pickup truck, both unloaded, along with ammunition for the weapons, according to a police report.
It's illegal to possess unregistered firearms in D.C.
The report said police also found a machete and a billy club.
A machete? Just WTF was this asshole planning to do to this innocent animal?
Look angry political rhetoric, nasty tweets, and unfounded allegations against the First Family are one thing, but people need to leave the pets out of it.
As it turns out this Scott Strockert fellow, believes he is the illegitimate son of John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, or Jesus Christ depending on which day of the week it is, so clearly he is not playing with a full deck.
Of course that did not keep him from getting his hands on firearms, and a fucking machete, now did it?