Saturday, January 09, 2016

Police arrest man planning to dognap President Obama's dog Bo.

Courtesy of NBC News:

A North Dakota man was arrested after Washington, D.C., police investigated him on a tip that he traveled to the nation's capital to abduct Bo, one of the Obamas' two dogs, authorities said. 

Scott Stockert was set to appear in D.C. Superior Court on Friday on firearms charges for Wednesday's incident at a Hampton Inn near the Washington Convention Center. 

An officer responding to a tip from the Secret Service tracked down Stockert at the downtown D.C. hotel. He admitted that he had a shotgun and a rifle in his pickup truck, both unloaded, along with ammunition for the weapons, according to a police report. 

It's illegal to possess unregistered firearms in D.C. 

The report said police also found a machete and a billy club.

A machete? Just WTF was this asshole planning to do to this innocent animal?

Look angry political rhetoric, nasty tweets, and unfounded allegations against the First Family are one thing, but people need to leave the pets out of it.

As it turns out this Scott Strockert fellow, believes he is the illegitimate son of John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, or Jesus Christ depending on which day of the week it is, so clearly he is not playing with a full deck.

Of course that did not keep him from getting his hands on firearms, and a fucking machete, now did it?


  1. Anonymous12:45 PM

    Oh yeah, they leave the dogs out in the yard to play, unsupervised, all the time.

    1. Well, I imagine after this whatever security the dogs may have had is going to be surreptitiously increased.

      I hate people who use animals to get back at people. That is the number one reason women don't leave an abusive relationship; because shelters won't take pets and they fear for their pets lives if left behind.

  2. Anonymous12:47 PM

    Why did you insinuate there are legit stories of Bristol accusing him of being abusive? She's never spoken about him. She acts content to be in Alaska. Is it fair for bored people here to attempt to fuck up yet another innocent person's life with their idleness? Every blogger has his faults, but you are better than that Gryphen. There is currently no drama. Stop creating it. US liberals are again looking like the classless ones.

    1. Anonymous2:18 PM

      STFU barstool ... 'sides that yer on the wrong fuk'n thread ... retard ...

    2. 12:47...

      Woo hoo...coo coo for cocoa puffs!

      This is NOT about Beefy the retarded breeder! This is about the Presidents DOG!

      The Beefy thread is over there-------------->

      Take this shitty comment and Beefy's nasty filthy panties clutched in your hand and vamoose!

      Damn...the Baldy trolls are acting all "Straight Outta Wassilla" with their all over the place defense of Beefy the Slut!

      Wonder why?

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! glad they caught this Baldy supporter before he grabbed Bo the dog and took his pelt and gave it to Baldy DeVille!

      No telling what plans Beefy would have for "Sunny" the dog if Alicias crazy ass dog napped her! LOL!!

    3. Alicia is looking like the crazy one.

    4. Anonymous4:02 PM

      Alicia: Why are you blaming Gryphen for reporting on what Palin apologists wrote in the comments?

  3. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Lowlife piece of crapola.

  4. Anonymous1:12 PM

    O/T and I apologize, but I really have a question I would like to know the answer to. Does Dakota Meyer work? Does he have a job? I'm just curious. He lives in an awfully nice house. But what does he actually do to make a living?

    1. 1:12pm....

      That's a good should ask him on his Facebook page!

      Good luck and let us know what he tells ya'!


    2. Anonymous2:40 PM

      When he and Bristol were going to be blissfully wed, there was some sort of arrangement of who would get what percentage of their joint speaking fees. Perhaps he's a popular attraction who can support himself with the occasional patriotic after-dinner address.That's not a lifetime career, however, so who knows what he's capable of doing?

    3. Anonymous3:13 PM

      With a high school diploma and not much brain matter I doubt he'll accomplish much. What a shame. President Obama, at the MOH ceremony, urged him to get an education.

    4. Anonymous3:31 PM

      I like the picture on his Instagram of him standing in his house holding a bottle of whiskey wearing a onesie!!! I kid you not! It's there.

    5. Anonymous3:36 PM

      Well Dakota does hold up signs saying "FU Michael Moore" really well. And that takes skill and education, right? Wonder what that pays? Hmm. Does that job include benefits? Other than being able to pose with Baldy Granny Grifter? And meet her sleezy whore-ass daughter? Cause you know those benefits worked out so well for him!!

    6. There is still a FB page for him and Bristol as "politicians" LMAO

    7. I think he's paid to give inspirational speeches. Probably few and far between.

      I imagine he gets some sort of money for his military service. Couldn't be much.

  5. Anonymous1:16 PM

    I am so glad that this nutcase was caught. What he had against that beautiful friendly dog I simply do not know but I hope he'll be off the streets, getting psychiatric care, for the rest of his life. I hope that no one tells the Obama pooches what might have happened.

    1. Anonymous3:39 PM

      other reports he claimed to be "Jesus" so we know he is WHITE GUY! The FBI recently said Animal Abuse are going to be prosecuted as hate (?) crimes b/c its a well known fact that animal abuser go on to abuse Homeless, children and are bully's and animal abuse is just the first of their abuses/crimes.
      I hope this guy is thrown in jail and throw out the key. Anyone who abuses animals is below a piece of shit in my book.
      That goes for trophy hunters like Sarah.
      Its all animal abuse.

    2. Anonymous4:23 PM

      sarah ain't no *trophy hunter* ... the stupid crosseyed skank barely knows anything about a firearm 'cept what a trigger's supposed to do ... besides, how's she supposed to aim when her left eye's looking across the bridge of her nose ?!?

    3. Anonymous5:55 PM

      4:23 PM - good question.

  6. Anonymous1:39 PM

    The obvious solution is to have psychiatrists become licensed gun sellers. By the time an assistant has run a background check, the shrink will have made a diagnosis and the purchaser either gets the gun behind Door 1 or the straight jacket behind Door 1. Half an hour's time, max.

    1. Anonymous3:40 PM

      Anonymous1:39 PM
      Great idea!!!

  7. Anonymous2:26 PM


  8. Anonymous5:47 PM

    Heaven forbid we should have background checks that prohibit the mentally ill from exercising their second amendment rights.

    Of course the NRA would lose the majority of their membership if we did.

  9. Anita Winecooler5:49 PM

    He DOES bear an uncanny resemblance to Marilyn Monroe. Jesus, JFK? Not so much. All kidding aside, I hope he finds help when the jail bars close behind him. Maybe see a psychiatrist, find Jesus Christ and turn his dog hating life around.


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