Seriously what in the hell did I just see?
Here Addicting Info has a little more information about it:
The film was created by birther filmmaker Joel Gilbert, who produced the anti-Obama propaganda film Dreams from My Real Father. In that film, Gilbert indulges in the conspiracy theory that Obama’s father was Communist Frank Marshall Davis. The video also uses fake images to smear President Obama’s mother, claiming that she posed for sexual photos.
Gilbert also claims that Obama has had plastic surgery so that his nose no longer resembles Davis. Gilbert also alleges that the president is secretly a Muslim, despite the ample evidence that he is a practicing Christian, and claims that the 2012 presidential election was stolen. He writes columns for World Net Daily, a leading pro-birther conspiracy website affiliated with Donald Trump.
Welcome to the darkest recesses of the conservative bubble my friends.
And yes the Cruz campaign thinks this little video is the bee's knees.
I swear just when I think this election cycle cannot get any more bizarre, it just up and does.
Didn't bother watching. Ted "Canadianbornandbred" Cruz is too creepy and ugly for me to look at without adequate spiritual protection.
ReplyDelete*GinaM crossing herself will kissing a rosary and sprinkling holy water on her laptop*
Amen!
LOL!!
He is unearthly ugly. I am pretty sure he wasn't born in Canada but on a planet in another galaxy and they ejected him for being too slimey and smarmy ugly.
DeleteGinaM do you think Baldy will go to Oregon to join the cow-liphate?
DeleteHopefully. If we're lucky she'll be arrested along with the rest of the Terrorists.
DeleteIs Ted Cruz from the religious planet Kolob?
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Cruz is also suppose to be the man most disliked in the Senate of the U.S. Congress. Great honor, huh?
DeleteThe guy is a slimy jerk and will NEVER be elected POTUS.
I so hope his being born in Canada derails his race!!
5:28. Nah, too much work to get there...she would have to take her private jet to Redmond and then drive almost 150 miles and the weather is not great. Also too, they wouldn't be able to pay her. She can just sit in her dungeon and throw her verbal feces at our President and make her money that way...
DeleteI found the video absolutely hysterical! I couldn't stop laughing!
DeleteGod smacked cruz with the ugly stick. When God said brains,sarah heard cranes,and said she didn't need any.
DeleteThat is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI'll take your word for it; I refuse to watch that slimy bastard. His voice grates on my nerves.
DeleteWTF is wrong with all the libtards?
ReplyDeleteIts' spelled World NUT Daily!
Joe Loser Miller?
DeleteJust in. His lawyer said "no one's seeking child support currently."
ReplyDeleteDear media, you suck.
he also thanks everyone for giving both families privacy during this very private matter.
Finally, a mature father.
Ted Cruz is the topic here...try to stay on it.
Delete4:45pm...is crazy....loves Beefy's dirty knickers Alicia! Too stupid for words...but I'm gonna give it a go.
DeleteHello dummy...now that Dakota has everyone's attention the spotlight is on Beefy's slutty ass and who is the real father to that pitiful child she gave birth to whenever.
You're NOT helping with your pathetic ramblings and nonsense! Plus this thread is about creepy Teddy...I'm sure you know a lot about creeps! LOL!!
4:54 = Buzzkill.
DeleteFirst they have to find out which poor Fuck is the baby daddy. Custody and support come later. Brizzles likes to flaunt that grifter $ telling us she's a hard ass worker! Well,missy...looks like you get to put your $$ where that ugly mouth is.
DeleteMature? The man slept with Bristol before he knew her five minutes. He sleeps with loaded guns all around his home. He drinks too much. Tell me, which of those behaviors is even close to 'mature?'
Delete"CRUZADE" and the light makes a cross
ReplyDeleteoh barf
I stopped at 'donkey'. Pretty ridiculous. Cruz will never be President. Thank goodness!
ReplyDeleteThe cross was supposed to be subliminal; but course we saw it! The RINOS were of course deflated quickly. So who will vote for Ted's Cruzade? Mitt and his followers? Country First McCain's ol' Sarah P's posse led by Sheriff Joe Arpaio's pink-panty brigade?
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That white elephant sashayed a little too much.
ReplyDeleteYes, why yes that Ted Cruz elephant mount sashayed a lot too seductively. Heh, heh, heh.
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Had Wooly Mammoth tusks. Favorite ride of knuckle-draggers.
DeleteThat beats the demon sheep.
ReplyDeleteGina, are you going to the big lesbian festival with H.G. or did you lovebirds break up?! Bwahahahaha!
ReplyDelete5:05pm....
DeleteOh snap is H.G. yo mama?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA right backatcha Wallow...ya fat leg midget! Hehehehehehe!
*smooches*
I give up; who the hell is H.G.?
DeleteBalzafiar....I'm thinking H. G. Is Hoes and Grifters...that's all I got! LOL!!!
DeleteYo Gina, Bristol is wondering if she can borrow your glow in the dark purple vibrator while you n HG are gone to the lesbian fest. Please, pretty please?
Delete5:05 PM Are all of your Mama's offspring idiots? BWAHAHAHAHAHA, fool.
DeleteOh snap....we got the drunk commenting troll tonight y'all!
DeleteHEY BALDY WHAT UP! You having flashbacks to your college days? You and Tilly really had some fun huh! You're such a stupid bitch...but I still got love for your dumbass!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What else ya got Baldy?
Hey GinaM...come back whenyou get finished with your shift at the strip joint. Ya got enough singles to buy beer & cigarettes for the festival???
DeleteNo shit,gina. Now let's give ol'Baldy our beauty queen wave. High,sarah??!! ;)
DeleteWillblows jealous of gina? Willow,are you hitting on gina? Don't know that gina plays on the same team but I'm sure she has better taste than some sawed off unemployed dwarf. One thing I can say is she could use that flat spot on top of your dwarf head to rest her beer on while in the shower. SMOOCHES!!
DeleteGina stripping? with that face and bod, I doubt it. she ated too many fried chickens and chips
Deletewho the F is HG???
Delete¿Gina es lesbiana?
DeleteDo recent IMers not know that Gina's avatar is Rebecca Monsour, long-time Palin aide, founder of C4P and on-going 'speech writer' paid each quarter from SarahPAC?
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Wait? Who's the lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with it)? I'm so confused!?! We're still talking about RAM right?
DeleteRAM is a stripper? WHATTTT? Where? CowsRUs strip club on Route 21?
No worries everyone Wallow the fat legs midget is drunk commenting...Baldy was on earlier...looks like she tagged in Wallows stumpy ass.
Well just wait until Wallows baby girl gets hungry and then she'll be gone! Dumbass Palin...always with the gay insults...you tell on yourselves every time!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone should know that Gina uses RAM as her avatar cuz RAM is the better looking one of the two. Fuck off Gina. You are always drunk and high as a kite when you post here. Lay off the weed, you're gonna blow up to 400lbs having the munchies constantly.
Delete11:03pm....I see you fat legs Wallow. Again with the telling on your retarded mama!
Delete"Drunk and high as a kite"...sounds like Baldy!
How many times did you scream at your hunchback mama to "Lay off the weed"?
Ya' poor thing...I take it you're the one in charge of getting Baldy's "munchies"?
Thanks for sharing with us a day in the life of Baldy Louise Heath Palin!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my. If there were an iota of doubt that Canada Ted sees himself as Jesus, it's gone. The man is insane. The only Constitution shredding is by the GOP...how do they get away with lie after lie after lie?
ReplyDeleteAnd Teddy, America is not 'a shining city.' It is a set of 50 states, full of whites and blacks, Hispanics and Asians, Muslims and real Christians. It is people who love it and what it stands for, not what YOU want it to become. Just go away...on your stupid white elephant.
I bet your girls think this is really swell, huh?
Personally, I like the cartoon showing Carnival as the organ grinder controlling his two little monkey daughters. It was right on!
Delete6:55 Just what was going thru my mind. Couldn't have been more spot on.
DeleteHe should have had the elephant's eyes slowly becoming glowing and red.
ReplyDeleteCarly Fiorina, demon ewe, as Teddy's veep-tap?
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Wow,just wow. What a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteOh, no, you have to watch it! But have a few drinks first.
ReplyDeleteCruz does know that the Constitution requires the President to be a natural born citizen, right? Not the child of two Cansdians.
Oh, and we vote in this country, not attack the standing government with elephants and light sabers. Just sayin'.
It would take several drinks and a trip to a pot cafe to get me to watch that again.
DeleteThere's not enuf pot to make me watch that again!
DeleteWorld NUT Daily is perfect.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the pee pond.
Deleteoff topic
ReplyDeleteRemember those Canadians Governor Palin made that dill with for the gasline? The gasline that made her an "energy expert" in 2008?
Before she quit and it didn't get built anyway although they got paid? Transcanada?
They are back.
Suing for Billions.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/keystone-pipeline-company-files-nafta-lawsuit-217423
Sarah- Who you been pallin' around with?
They made off with half a billion here in Alaska for doing absolutely nothing. They just play the cards handed to them.
DeleteI couldn't sit through all of it. What ineffable crap.
ReplyDeleteAll this election needs now is Darth Palin.
ReplyDeleteI lasted 40 seconds before I had to turn it off. WTF? Is this how Cruz is spending his campaign dollars? I have news for him, he should just hang it up right now because even the craziest of the crazies ain't buyin' this shit.
ReplyDeleteDon't be so sure, these fookin' evangelicals think the loony tune is the anointed one. I do love that he keeps palin as far away as possible, even after she endorsed him. Fuck off Sarah.
DeleteI'm here in Iowa and Cruz will be at least #2 behind Trump. Possibly #1.
DeleteThe bible thumpers have been getting organized since Roe v Wade to GOTV. Franklin Graham was just here.
This is why a Rebiblican will do well in Iowa.
Fine with me. The last time Iowa actually chose the GOP candidate was how long ago? Cruz is creepy and slimy and the GOP hates him. Trump is an even bigger narcissist. Neither will do well nationally. The GOP is truly screwed.
DeleteWhat do these people smoke? Or drink? Or eat?
ReplyDeleteMeth, blood, baby parts.
DeleteThere's so much talk about Bristol getting pregnantin February during a one night stand, Sarah is desperately trying to switch the conversation from her daughter's promiscuous activities to President Obama. That is Sarah Palin's standard MO.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Cruz haha haha . the folks that are supporting him may not be all there. Maybe teeched.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fraud.
Franklin Graham is praying for Canada Cruz!
ReplyDeleteWow, what a laughable piece of crap that was!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap.
ReplyDeleteRaging delusional narcissism on full view.
ReplyDeleteAnd all the six-year-old voters line up behind Ted, and carry him to glorious victory in cartoon land!
ReplyDeleteHOLY SH*T!!! My head is spinning! What did I just see and hear???
ReplyDeleteThat is THE STUPIDEST political add I've ever seen. And from Canadian Jesus H Christ Cruz, of all people. He is not even a natural born citizen.
ReplyDeleteEven the Tundra Twat wouldn't produce something that awful...
Why does Raphael always look like he's two minutes away from taking a huge dump? Jebus this man is creepy.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he's always smelling shit; perhaps he forgot to wipe.
DeleteI'm not sure. Do demons shit?
DeleteJust that screen shot alone...
ReplyDelete'the fuck?
When my son was seven, he thought a light saber was cool. And real.
Sweet baby jesus Cruz is a nutballer
ReplyDeleteThis CAN"T be serious!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF!!! (or as my wife says "Way to Fly!!!")
I'm almost speechless. This one is the craziest of them all. Scary dude. Reminds me of Liberaci.
ReplyDeleteHe does look like Liberace. Too bad Cruz has no talent other than just being a jerk.
DeleteHe is really one sick puppy!! (Nothing against puppies -- they are OK). He has to be the furthest from, or anywhere near being 'presidential' than any or all of the others! Ewww!
ReplyDeleteWell I might as well start scrubbing the grout with a toothbrush 'cause after seeing that video, I'm sure I won't sleep tonight.
ReplyDeleteBirther Fever Grips GOP As John McCain Tries To Get Ted Cruz Disqualified From White House
ReplyDeleteDuring a radio interview in Arizona, Sen. John McCain got a little payback on Ted Cruz by going birth and questioning whether the Supreme Court will have to decide if Cruz is eligible to be president.
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/01/06/birther-fever-grips-gop-john-mccain-ted-cruz-disqualified-white-house.html
What in the everloving fuck was that. He really does have a messiah complex.
ReplyDeleteOT (Sorry). Erotic fan fiction written about the Y'all Quaeda "Patriots". Pretty darn funny stuff!
ReplyDeletehttp://m.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2016/01/06/decembrists-frontman-colin-meloy-tweeted-erotic-fanfiction-about-the-militia-standoff-and-its-awesome
Remember This is Herb Cain? take off of This is Spinal Tap? Did he or his enablers think we wouldn't get it? Rachael Maddow got it and made sure we got it too - I already had, but ya know, I'm smart.
ReplyDeleteIdiocracy.
At Christmas, my republican brother-in-law told me that Cruz was his favorite........I think maybe I actually have a chance at talking him out of that if I show him this.
ReplyDeleteI think that we should just assume that Cruz' college roommate knew what he was talking about when he said that he'd rather pick someone out of the phone book than see Ted Cruz elected president.
Cruzade? On a white elephant? Okaaaaaaayyyy
ReplyDeleteIn my youth, a "white elephant" was a gift you didn't like so you re-gifted it at White Elephant parties. They were very funny and so much crap came to light -- the goal of the game was to come away with the least bad white elephant.
DeleteI'd say some crap came to light in that video. He is an idiot to put his name to it.
The ad is ridiculous. It might appeal to children ten years old or younger. I can't take Cruz seriously after seeing this.
ReplyDeleteHere's to hoping that Joel Gilbert was too dumb or lazy to get licensing from Lucasfilms for this piece of crazy, and further hoping that Lucasfilms sues the pants off of him.
ReplyDeletewow...just wow.
ReplyDeleteSheesh
Cruz is completely f-ing bonkers.
ReplyDeleteThat is just bizarre.
ReplyDeleteAnd, ugh, the background information about Joel Gilbert makes me want to vomit.
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