Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
Damn that is funny!
Now I need a new monitor....
Truly hilarious witty message!
ROFLMAO!!! Soooooooo glad my mouth was empty when I saw this!!!WHOOHOOOOOO!!!!
I hope someone sends this to The Donald and he starts one of his twitter attacks on the hardware store. Proving once again what a moron he is.
Truer words could never be spoken!!!!!!!!!That's telling it like it is.
I can not wait for the Trump supporters to figure out that they would have a foreigner for a first lady if Trump became prez.
No kidding. And wait until they find out that those Americans who were just released from Iran are also Iranian citizens. Trump would deport them..Cruz too!
Hahahahaha, that is damn funny! But he has worker that help build all his " TRUMP TOWERS " and he wants to DEPORT THEM! The man is insane I tell ya'!!
What's even scarier are the people who support him. I honestly do not get his poll numbers.
I don't believe these polls they keep stating that show Trump in the lead. Cannot help but wonder what questions are asked. I know I've never gotten a call to answer questions about him. If I did, they would wish they'd never called me! Cannot abide the man! And, I'm sure there are many other Americans (voters) across the country that feel the same way.
8:24 AM - Why I "went commando" and switched to independent in 2004. The phone calls stop.One of the last ones I had was from the LA Times (living in Oregon, how in the hell did they get my number). They asked who I was going to vote for in a slate of candidates and I answered, "none of the above." Not acceptable to them, I HAD to choose one. To which I told them what they could do with their polls and why I don't pay attention to any of them.
Do you mean "went Rambo", 8:54? I was picturing you without your underwear. I thought "went commando" meant you're not wearing underwear. I don't imagine the person on the other end of the line knew you weren't wearing underpants unless you were skyping or doing facetime. lol
9:30 AM Are you a pervert looking for a date? "I was picturing you without your underwear". BWAHAHAHA.
Worded as I meant it, 9:30 AM. #sweetfreedom Palin style? hahahaha
Folks, when you get an annoying call like that, there's a really good way to get the other person to hang up. Without saying anything else, when asked a question simply respond in a whispered voice, "I just want you to know I'm not wearing any underwear. Can you come over?"An alternative would be: "Can you come over? I'm wearing clean underwear today.".I think anything along those lines would work every time. Just make sure first that it's not your mother calling.
It's tough to believe Trump would have a woman if he had no money. Would you date him just on his charm? His endearing, self-effacing humility? Or his irresistibly maintained physique? Or that head of 'hair?'
No, no, no and hell no!
Hells to the no!
Didn't see your comment, dvlaries, and posted much the same below!
Hell, NO. None of these old ugly men would have trophy wives if they didn't have money. You think those gold-diggers would sleep with him or Rupert if they were 'Joe 6-pack?'
Head of hair plugs.
Real Deal and not a meme... Woodstock VT...There is a lot of good material to be had in his wives..I mean something ain't right if they are with him...
Great big color signs of the naked porn pics of his bought and paid for wife need to pop up everywhere he goes that say, "Our next first lady? Really?"How about some billboards? It's only fair. Little Donnie boy made it okay to trash spouses. Right Donnie?
Not to mention T.RUMP's anchor babies.
Speaking of erectile err electile dysfunction, it's being reported that drug kingpin El Chapo went to Tijuana for ED. Mexican authorities would have caught him faster if they knew he was using the name Flacido di Peno
Too bad they were't Muslim.
If you judge Donald Trump by his wives, you can say Donald Trump doesn't like Made In America
OMG wish I had thought of that one!
His current wife was raised as an Atheist in the Communist Party.Her father used his influence in the party to get her into modeling and school.
Only wife #1 and wife #3 were foreigners. Wife #2, Marla Maples, is American, but he ditched her right before their pre-nup was to take place -- and has kept her and their daughter out of the picture. No Tiffany Trump shown at the debates. No Tiffany Trump with the family at Christmas.What a sleazy dog he is.
I am by no means a "babe" in any sense of the word but, ladies, can you imagine bedding that creep? Eeeeww I am not that desperate. Yikes.
BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!ROFLMFAO!!!!SNORT!!OMG perfect for my morning coffee! So true!
Good one!!! I think wife #2 was Anerican born (Marla Maples) but she's dropped off the map since their divorce. Probably a requirement of The Donald's. Can't have two ex-wives out there trashing you.
Let’s pretend Marla Maples was born NOT in the state but the country of Georgia.
$arah: "Hold up. Georgia is a COUNTRY? I'm so confused."
Technically, only #1 and #3 are immigrants but who's counting? As for being willing to "do the job"... I feel queasy.
Cannot imagine marrying The Donald! He'd be a horrid catch - even with all of his money! He's physically unattractive and nothing but a fat - assed, inept bully. Why Republicans and Democrats don't go after him is beyond me. His clock needs to be cleaned thoroughly! We already know he has lots of baggage that tain' t pretty!
Why Republicans and Democrats don't go after him is beyond me--------I believe the Democrats are collecting information in case he becomes the nominee, no sense helping the republicans at this point, let them eat their own.As for the Republicans, I think they are stunned that he has gotten this far.They opened Pandora's box when they chose Sarah, ignored where the party was heading because it suit their needs. Now they have scramble to keep the GOP from going down the drain and don't have a plan B.
I might have enjoyed this more if I was able to access it. However, without a Twitter account and no wish to have one, I guess I'm out of luck. Sounds like it was good though.
His second wife, Marla Maples, was an NYC emigrant, a refugee from Georgia.
To the person who signs all of his/her posts with SNORT! please get a kleenex and take care of the problem. Thank you. lol
I am not who you refer to, but sometimes I get laughing so hard that a snort does come out and I always apologize to those around me!
I could do anything for love, but no way in hell would I fall in love with a weasel like him. And his taste in furnishing looks like gold plated gold plated puke. I'm sure they all signed non disclosure papers, or there'd have been headlines already. With the exception of Ivana's book, she's already walked back the part where he went bonzo after a failed scalp reduction surgery by her plastic surgeon and raped her on their marital bed.
Like anita said, I would do anything for love..but I wouldn't do him. Yuk.
There are a lot of people who would; those Ben Franklins, for them, is all that matters. In the end, that just makes them very highly paid whores.
Hey sarah,now how many orangutans did it take for donald to be that orange?? Wasn't that your joke that you made about your butt buddy donald?
Did sarah hide her knee pads under the table when they were on their "pizza date"?
Don't feed the trolls! It just goes directly to their thighs.