I am just going to go on record right now and say that I would much rather get manhandled by one the alien xenomorphs than to allow Ted Cruz's uber creepy lips anywhere near me or any member of my family.A touching moment between Ted Cruz and his daughter. https://t.co/QUQrKL52vd— CAFE (@cafedotcom) February 1, 2016
I'm not saying for sure that he would plant an alien embryo into your body. I'm just saying that anything is possible.
Sadly, and for reasons that I find incomprehensible, Iowan Republicans were not as repelled by Ted Cruz last night as his daughter appears to be.