Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Jeb Bush shows off his little metal manhood and it is just as unimpressive as you might imagine.

Well I think we all now know why Jeb! is running for the presidency, he is clearly compensating.

So this is what Jeb Bush thinks symbolizes America?

Well that certainly helps to explain his brother's two terms in office. 


  1. Anonymous9:08 AM

    I did not think it possible.I think Jeb! is even dumber than w.Trust me I hate w with the heat of 1000 suns.But Jeb! is almost pitiable in his stupidity and how out of touch he is.Fuck the whole Bush family.The fetus they saved in a jar is the smart one.

  2. Anonymous9:08 AM

    He could put Somolia, Phillipines, Columbia, Afghanistan, what does it mean that he puts America? Fuck the Bush's and 2nd Amendment dicks.

  3. Anonymous9:10 AM

    The best part of that stupid tweet he sent out,is the hilarious tweets people from all around the world sent out in response.

    1. 66gardeners10:01 AM

      None of which Jeb intends to ever read.

    2. Anonymous11:14 AM

      Agreed. But,it made me laugh. And,I'm not so sure Jeb! knows how to read.

    3. Huh...that's why Momma Bush used to be beating the early childhood reading programs: her own kids can't read!

  4. Anonymous9:10 AM

    To those of at least average intelligence, it's pandering. To the unintelligent (the RW base ... what used to be Sarah's base), it's patriotism.

  5. Anonymous9:20 AM

    Saw one photo shop of his name replaced with "please clap", almost fell off my chair laughing.

  6. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Bette Midler’s Brilliant Tweet Perfectly Exposes The Sad Irony Of Jeb Bush’s Gun (TWEET)

    After Jeb Tweets Pic Of His New Gun, His Pandering Earns Him Deplorable New Follower (IMAGE)

  7. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Jeb!'s Campaign Demands Apology From CBS For Airing 'Suicide Tweet'

    Jeb Bush's campaign is calling on CBS News to apologize for a report that cited jokes about the Republican presidential hopeful committing suicide.

    "The network should apologize," Kristy Campbell, Bush's press secretary, told CNNMoney after the segment aired on Tuesday night's broadcast of the CBS Evening News.

    In the report, CBS News correspondent Major Garrett said that social media was "abuzz" over a photo Bush had tweeted on Tuesday showing a firearm emblazoned with a personalized insignia that read, "Gov. Jeb. Bush."

    "There were some people who were supportive, but many said, 'Your campaign is dying. Please, Governor Bush, don't take your own life.' Only in jest, but it shows you how painful things have become for Bush in South Carolina," Garrett reported.

    1. Anonymous10:26 AM

      What do they have to apologize for?? He was the idiot in posting it.

    2. Anonymous11:06 AM

      If I were CBS News I would simply respond by saying something akin to "we did not post the photo. Jeb Bush did." Given the comment that he made beneath the photo, it seems to me that Jeb Bush should apologize to the American people for his brainless and insensitive tweet.

  8. Anonymous9:33 AM

    Twitter ain't havin' it!

    1. Anonymous11:04 AM


  9. Anonymous9:35 AM

    The Internet Was Not Kind to Jeb Bush or His Monogrammed Gun Today

  10. Anonymous9:36 AM

    Where to begin? Are all of the rethug candidates
    Total morons?
    Or do they think everyone else is a moron?
    Is it possible, that all of the R candidates are
    This juvenile behavior is totally insane!!
    Do they really believe that they are qualified to lead this Great Nation?
    None are barely qualified to lead a criminal gang wtf? I am quite frankly, speechless!

  11. Anonymous9:41 AM

    He's as bad as $arah is in the NPD department. His numbers are tanking, yet he defiantly continues. After Super Tuesday, hopefully he's done for good. He had no business being in this race in the first place.

  12. Anonymous9:41 AM

    DOLT .45!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/february-17-2016-dolt-45.jpg

  13. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Saw this yesterday and was sickened by it. Is this what appeals to GOP voters?

  14. Sarah9:52 AM

    Yeah, America is surely all about any and all the stupid, irresponsible, rage-filled, paranoid, careless, or substance abusing people we have in this country being able to get these and possess them with the minimum of rules - so they can easily threaten and kill people.

    Yeah, no. Jeb! is a stupid ass. He knows it's wrong. Total pandering. Death throes of his campaign. Buh bye.

  15. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Some people post dic pics. Others?

    1. Anonymous11:16 AM

      9:53 is into dic pics, how quaint.

    2. Anonymous11:17 AM

      Pretty sure he suffers from eenie,weenie,peenie syndrome. Hence,substituting a hand gun in place of the dick pic.

    3. Anonymous8:13 AM


      9:53 didn't say that. Concentrate.

  16. 66gardeners9:58 AM

    Is this really what the average republican voter needs to see from their next president, i.e., stump speeches at gun manufacturers? How does that help people?

  17. Anonymous10:31 AM


  18. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Next we will see Battleaxe Barbara with her walker and a AK47 on the seat. How DARE people make fun of her Jebby, and the gun she had inscribed with his name, so he would not lose it. Maybe big drunk bro W could play with it, and accidentally shoot himself?

  19. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Should have said ... Gov. Jeb!

    Who is Jeb Bush?

  20. Anonymous10:42 AM

    That is just sick.

  21. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Hey Jeb, it's a pacifier. Suck on it!

  22. Anonymous11:10 AM

    And this guy wants to be the leader of the free world...! Fuck the republicans

  23. Anonymous11:18 AM

    CLASSIC Gryphen post title!

  24. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Gosh, I have one of those and I am a female.

    I'm confused - does that make me a better man, or a better 'Murkin?

    These GOP boys are soooo stupid.

  25. Anonymous11:59 AM


    It's like a scene from one of those classic western movies where the rugged looking sexagenrian gunslinger rides uncomfortably into a small town off the dusty trail with a squinty eyed glare and a scowl on his face.

    Of course, he looks that way because he's come to town seeking a snake oil remedy for a bad case of 'gunfighter's constipation', a lens for his broken spectacles, a dentist to pull his rotting teeth, a seamstress to let out his splitting pants, a doctor to examine his painful saddle piles and an ear trumpet so he can hear younger men sneaking up on him from behind. But, yeah, the gun tweet was a nice touch. (eyeroll)

    He's also upset to have discovered that all the telegrams arriving based on info from his calling card -

    "Have Gun, Will Travel
    San Francisco"

    have been going directly to his nemesis Donald "Tiny Hands" tRump.

    JEB!, just stop. It's time to quit. You're a terrible candidate. It's becoming an embarrassment just to watch you end your mediocre political career this way. Just stop. Seriously, dude, this is Former Governor of Alaska-level humiliation.

    1. Anonymous12:17 PM


      Time for Jeb! to go back to selling COWS to schools and raising money for wingnut welfare cases.

      Hey Babs- let him know!

    2. Anonymous12:31 PM

      Basically, you said it! He is a pea brain .
      Sarah has a fried brain.

  26. Anonymous12:23 PM

    I'm sure this little display was deeply appreciated by the families of the victims of Columbine and Sandy Hook and Aurora and San Bernadino and Charleston and...

  27. Anonymous12:55 PM

    No Jeb, that would be Amur'ka. To the rest of us over here in America, you are a desperate, pathetic fool.

  28. Anonymous1:24 PM

    Remember when Jeb! asked for applause from his supporters? Now this? This is beyond foolish and desperate.

  29. Anonymous1:27 PM

    “Disappointed,” Bush told reporters, summing up his feelings about Haley’s endorsement as he was leaving the town hall here.

    “I’m the only one standing up to the bully,” Bush shot back at Scott. But many in this audience, although they’re supporting a candidate they still believe would make the best president, worry that it might be too late.

    “He may be doing it, but I’m not seeing it,” Villinger told reporters after the event, just a few steps from where Bush was posing for pictures. “I only see what’s on the television every day.”

    After bulldozing through 30 minutes of remarks, Bush struggled to mask his own frustration as he asked the audience to vote for him Saturday in words that were dripping with gallows humor.

    “It’s all been decided, apparently,” Bush said. “The pundits have already figured it out. We don’t have to go vote. I should stop campaigning maybe.”

    1. Anonymous2:25 PM

      "I should stop campaigning maybe.”

      There ya go, JEB!. That wasn't so hard to figure out, was it?

  30. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Jeb is going all Sarah on us!

    How cute will he be?

    Family Values Homestyle

    Making kids feel safe

    Adorable babies,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1996ulsejs4ssjpg.jpg

    The Ak-15 watch dog

    The talk of the lake

    Bristol's not lumbersexual man

    What young boy would not find the unsecured guns thrown about fascinating?

    1. Anonymous1:42 PM

      Image matters. Jeb needs to look as tough as the Donald and his gal Sarah Palin.

      At the same time keep the warm and fuzzy vibe of the family values crowd.

      It is a real art to get it right.

      The best is to keep it concealed under your clothing.

      Track Palin loves the conceal.


      Sarah Palin finally spoke out about her son's domestic violence arrest ... and she's Sarah Palin

    2. Anonymous2:12 PM

      When will Marina and Bristol be marketing the Mama with Baby flashbang line for new born safety?


      Just the look you want to be cool.

      Concealed Carry Hip

  31. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Oh. Them. They are a dynasty don't ya know...

  32. Anita Winecooler5:12 PM

    Hey, Jeb, I know you're desperate (you reminded the world of eight long years of George W's Reign and his pissing away the surplus Bill left him, among other things) But this reeks of desperation. Please, you're last in the polls, don't go do something foolish with that engraved super huge hand held killing machine. Winning isn't everything, but bringing out George, then your pistol doesn't quite send the message you think it does.
    I'm just kiddin', Winning IS EVERYTHING!!!!


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