Monday, March 07, 2016

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt does not want to take Donald Trump's word about the size of his penis, he wants proof.


Now personally I have no desire to see Trump's tiny tool but Flynt has a point, if you're going to brag about it then you have to expect for someone to call you out over it.

I love that Flynt is offering a "team of doctors" to examine Trump's naughty bits.

That would be a reality show that even I might tune in to see.

57 comments:

  1. Balzafiar6:24 AM

    I don't have Donald's mailing address or I would send him a letter, so this notice will have to suffice.

    Donald, we will take your word for it. In other words, we do not care. Do not show us anything!

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    1. Anonymous12:34 PM

      A plea too larry flynt too find out how many times donald trump has commited adultry.may the person with a glass house throw the first stone

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  2. Anonymous6:27 AM

    On my local news this morning, they showed a picture of him pulling up on a golf cart with his jacket open. The man is obese, headed the way of Chris Christie. If he's not careful, especially with his explosive demeanor, he's headed for a heart attack.

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  3. Anonymous6:45 AM

    In that photo his hands look small.

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  4. Anonymous7:06 AM

    Holy crap, this is disturbing:

    http://tinyurl.com/jgb9kmc

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    1. Anonymous8:36 AM

      “Thank you. Now I know. Don’t forget you all raised your hands. You swore. Bad things happen if you don’t live up to what you just did,” Trump said"

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    2. Anonymous8:49 AM

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/non-racist-donald-trump-supporters_us_56d85820e4b03a4056778ea1

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    3. Anonymous9:11 AM

      Sieg Heil!

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    4. Anonymous9:44 AM

      Springtime for Hitler in Florida !!

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  5. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Of course you would love to see it, you love vulgar shit, that's clear by your love of Palin.

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    1. Anonymous7:14 AM

      Fuck off.
      How's that for vulgar?

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    2. Anonymous7:27 AM

      7:08AM
      Talk to yourself much? Help is available.

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    3. Anonymous7:32 AM

      Thanks for proving me correct.

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    4. Anonymous7:39 AM

      where's jill the wonder dog palinbot?

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    5. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Gryphen doesn't love the Palins. He likes to point out the Palins' vulgarity and then we all like to point and laugh.

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    6. Anonymous8:46 AM

      He owes them their quarterly stipend for keeping IM afloat.

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  6. Anonymous7:13 AM

    @ 6;27 -- Fat? well, another (large) demographic in America that will now support him. "He's just like us!!!"

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  7. Anonymous7:33 AM

    I guess acting like a street thug when you are white and 72 years old is okay for Republicans.

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  8. I'll be more than happy to take Flynt's 'team of doctors' word for it. I do not need to see. My dream prospect for something like this never had to brag. There's enough sleeveless top and bare-chested pictures of him on Google Images not to raise this same question, but he's long out of the race. Martin O'Malley.

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  9. Anonymous7:43 AM

    I've also heard, big nose=big dick. Looks like you've got two strikes against you, Donnie, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  10. Anonymous7:49 AM

    Hahaha!

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  11. Anonymous7:52 AM

    How about proof from Little Marco? He seems to be unduly obsessed and you know what they say about short people!

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    1. They're both obnoxious, but if I had to, I'd rather glimpse the 44 year old one than the 69 year old one.

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  12. Anonymous7:55 AM

    The Media's Not Being Honest About Its Trump Obsession

    http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/03/07/the-medias-not-being-honest-about-its-trump-obs/209038

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  13. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Millions finally pouring in to stop Trump, but is it too late?

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/03/07/1497334/-Millions-finally-pouring-in-to-stop-Trump-but-is-it-too-late

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    1. Balzafiar8:17 AM

      Not to worry; it's never too late, it's just a matter of finding the right tool.

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  14. Anonymous8:04 AM


    An Open Letter To Non-Racist Donald Trump Supporters

    The burden of ridding the Trump movement of open white supremacy falls on you.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/non-racist-donald-trump-supporters_us_56d85820e4b03a4056778ea1

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    1. Anonymous8:49 AM

      What if all Trump supporters are racist?

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  15. Anonymous8:08 AM

    I Saw Trump's Li'l Donald. Believe Me.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/non-racist-donald-trump-supporters_us_56d85820e4b03a4056778ea1

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  16. Anonymous8:25 AM

    Speaking of the The Dongald, this is from Robert Reich's son over at College Humor. Watch til the very end. Funny stuff.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5kSgJtyQg&sns=em




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    1. Anonymous1:23 PM

      Hahahahaha it's just as we thought

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/artist-imagines-what-donald-trump-looks-like-naked-and-it-aint-pretty-nsfw_us_56bcb7bde4b08ffac124222e

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  17. Anonymous8:28 AM

    OT, the Palin sister's bikini shot is on one of the top spots on the Daily Mail. Poor Piper.

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    1. Anonymous8:45 AM

      Poor? Are you kidding? This is exactly the type of publicity that reality family types strive for.

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    2. Anonymous8:49 AM

      I feel bad for Piper, too. She's only 15 and her big sister publicly posted a photo of her in a bikini at a time when Bristol knows she will get tabloid attention.

      I can't help think that Bristol did it so she can show how much "hotter" she is than her sisters, despite having had two kids (one recently).

      Remember how Sarah loves to show up Bristol by wearing Bristol's dresses?

      Shit rolls downhill in the Palin house.

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    3. Anonymous8:56 AM

      Life is the TitS!!!!

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    4. And nothing that has been said here can match an Internet universe of trolling teens. Piper may want to avoid the Internet until she's 30.

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    5. Anonymous9:46 AM

      My thought was the picture was posted knowing people would "bully" Piper and then
      they have their new victim!
      Still can't get over how much Piper has grown over the last year.

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    6. Anonymous10:07 AM

      I find it rather funny that Bristol demands Dakota's visiting time with Sailor is on the condition that he hasn't had a drink when Willow posts Beer And Beaches while holding a beer to her instagram while on vacation with Piper , Bristol and Sailor.

      And if anyone thinks Barstool and Piper weren't drinking beer also too, well, i have a way overpriced house in AZ. to sell you. Another photo for Dakota's lawyers. Palin's really are stupid.

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  18. Anonymous8:29 AM

    dRumpf the Hustler>
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/06/when-louis-ck-met-donald-trump-and-cut-to-the-very-core-of-his-being.html

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  19. Anonymous8:32 AM

    ‘Go the f*ck away’: Daddy blogger mocks Trump with a hilarious bedtime story

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/go-the-fck-away-daddy-blogger-mocks-trump-with-a-hilarious-bedtime-story/

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  20. Anonymous8:33 AM

    ot-Funny>
    http://reverbpress.com/politics/jerry-slanker-ohio-farmer-trump-bullsht-manure-sign/

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  21. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Sarah said Donald is much bigger than Todd.

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  22. Anonymous8:51 AM

    And there you have, link spam city. Give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile.

    Hope there aren't any viruses or other malware hiding at the other end of any of them.

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  23. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Flynt, as usual calls out politicians on their idiocy.

    Who the fuck cares about dRumpf's tiny dick. Except dRumpf. He's got enough money to buy the silence of an unfulfilled wife...

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  24. Gotta love Flynt. He's that fearless gnat that buzzes around the heads of the 'mighty'.

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  25. Anonymous9:11 AM

    As the cops are fond of saying: "Nothing to see here ... move along."

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  26. Anonymous9:49 AM

    We said "Donald, show us your Dick",
    not "Donald, show us you're a Dick."

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  27. Anonymous10:52 AM

    OT-This happens everyday in America>
    http://thinkprogress.org/education/2016/03/07/3757266/football-players-hazing-charged/

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  28. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Another poster mentioned Trump's nose and what that says about a weenie. I can't even bear seeing that ugly penis-looking nose of his. The man is, as the poster said about how fat he is when he has his jacket unbuttoned, obese. How can he ever even SEE what he has down there!

    But in any case, the Trump genes are just awful. The children all have that flat tubular penis nose, although Ivanka had hers changed and it's not as bad as before. Donald also has such a weak chin and all his kids have it--but once again, Ivanks had plastic surgery to create a discernible shin. His sons both have those lazy eyelids of his and weak chins. But at least they're thin. Donald is so fat that his chin blends right into his neck. Tiffany is the weirdest-looking Trump kid and yet she somehow managed to get a modeling gig, Sorry, but she's so unattractive and has the most moony face that is yet another bad feature of Trump. His son with Melania so far has the "duh" expression that the other sons have and a moon face.

    Trump is one of the most hideous men. I don't care how rich he is and how easy my life would have been if I'd been one of his children--I would absolutely hate my looks if a Trump, and Ivanks'a plastic surgery would be nothing compared to what I'd have had done by now. Trump is a beast. His poor kids, being forced to inherit that.

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  29. aloha4311:27 AM

    They had better have a few micro biologists to investigate also.....ROTFLOL!!

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  30. Anonymous11:28 AM

    Someone may have posted this pic already with Trump golfing this weekend and not wearing his jacket for once to cover the fat.

    And, of course, when he got off his helicopter when arriving at Doral, he had on one of his caps--ever since those pics of his Melania-length hair blowing all around in the wind, he never ever goes outside without a cap if there's any breeze whatsoever.

    http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/linda-robertson/article64408177.html

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    1. Anonymous11:53 AM

      EEEWW!

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    2. Whoa. The Donald, challenging Chris Christie for first place in The Fat White Guy with Bad Fit in White Sports Costume Contest.

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  31. Anonymous11:48 AM

    Not a picture of health.
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/10/article-2171634-1401FD4B000005DC-27_1024x615_large.jpg

    penile “girthening”
    http://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-actual-medical-records

    Melania and Mary Pat to fight Morbid Obese.
    http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/15fff316a1d52dfce39578146d5d915248a9d9a7/c=32-0-2460-3238&r=537&c=0-0-534-712/local/-/media/2015/12/28/CherryHill/B9320287030Z.1_20151228122716_000_GPVD0AD10.1-0.jpg

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  32. Anita Winecooler4:45 PM

    I don't like Flynt one bit, but we share some common ground on this one. Hey Donald, put up or shut up. While you're at it, where's your birth certificate and Melania's citizenship papers? I think you're hiding something not hooooge. While you're at it, Have Rubio and Cruze take the same examination. Sarah Palin's got a measuring stick, she's the official size queen of the GOP, Todd's is three, maybe four, so she'll start measuring from your asshole to make it the biggest ever.

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  33. Anonymous5:37 PM

    A man his age usually experiences ED. Beating his chest and screeching "I have a huge penis" is not going to help the shrinkage.

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  34. Anonymous6:45 PM

    Just goes to show you, the Republicans will stoop to anything in order to avoid discussing policies and issues.

    I actually cringed when I saw the clip of The Donald, I thought for sure he was going to whip it out just to prove his point.

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