Courtesy of TV News Check:
Sarah Palin will be at next week’s NAB Show in Las Vegas taking meetings to promote her prospective syndicated court show, TVNewsCheck has learned.
In addition, the formerly untitled show now has a name — Palin Rules — although it’s being characterized as a “working” title that could be subject to change, sources say.
According to multiple sources, Palin will be sequestered in a hotel suite where she is expected to meet-and-greet programming executives from station groups who will be in town for the annual National Association of Broadcasters convention.
The meetings will represent the first time that station programmers will get to meet Palin and, in the process, get to know her and size up her potential as a prospective TV judge.
I wonder if she will meet-and-greet them while wearing a towel?
Cause we know she does that.
Here are a few more details:
Among other things, the show’s developers are considering having Palin be addressed on the show as “Governor” rather than “Judge Palin,” perhaps to play up her past role as governor of Alaska and play down the fact that she has no real-world experience as either a lawyer or a judge. To amplify that point, she might not wear judicial robes on the show either, sources say. This consideration might also be why the word “Judge” does not appear in the show’s working title. Whether or not her show’s set would resemble a courtroom, however, is still not known.
Personally I am not sure that calling her "Governor" is any better than referring to her as "judge."
Did they consider "Quitter?" Or "Fame whore?" Or perhaps my favorite "Madame Mooseknuckle?"
I wonder if these people realize that typically "Palin rules" are any damn thing she can get away with until the authorities tell her she can't?
I would suggest betting on whether she gets a nibble on the show idea or not, but since we know that Palin will have those Belmonts fully inflated and strapped firmly into place I imagine some poor horny idiot WILL make an offer.
That only leaves the amount of time before she quits or the network pulls the plug up for debate.
With apologies to Jaye P. Morgan of Gong Show fame, how about Judge Juicy?
ReplyDelete+ for Gong Show mention!
DeleteJuicy? That dried up old husk? What ever you're smoking, I don't want any!
DeleteShe should be the "Unknown Politician" from the Gong Show with the brown paper bag on her head.
DeleteWe all pretty much saw this coming when McCain lost....that she would be a two bit reality star. Not much else a completely morally bankrupt moron could do.
Delete5:33 Make that two bags. Just in case one falls off.
Delete6:23 We could see this coming, but stupid $arah couldn't. She choked and now her chance are reality TV fame is gone.
DeleteShe may not have any real-world experience as judge but she doesn't have any real-world experience as a governor either.
ReplyDeleteWell, let's just stop at she doesn't have any real world experience.
DeleteThe set should have a siloette of Tawd behind her, to honor the memory of the Shadow Governor.
DeleteGood title for the show:
Delete"Sarah Says PayMe"
This ridiculous idea has ZERO chance of ever getting off the ground. Someone should lose their job for even thinking this was a good idea.
ReplyDeleteIs she being trolled?
DeleteHere's a good idea for a show, Sara could portray a teenager and give out sensible advice for complex situations. At the end of each episode she could help her dad skin an animal.
DeleteTrue.
DeleteNo one needs to size up Palin. I'm sure they are familiar with her previous failures.
This show will never get off the ground. No one is going to buy this turkey. Certainly not enough to warrant filming one minute of it.
Even the peeponders think the whole idea is preposterous.
DeleteCan you imagine this idiot working five days a week? If this PayMe show should get a tv taker, which I highly doubt, all IMers should contact any sponsors and tell them that we will boycott their products/services. Anyone who back $pew PayMe can't be trusted! lol
DeleteA friends daughter works in promotions for a major network in Las Vegas. Surprisingly they do a lot of audience screen tests before investing in any television time ( I guess there are always tourists in Vegas willing to sit through these free screenings.
ReplyDeleteWell word in the industry in LV is that this show is a dog and if picked up it will be by some obscure cable channels, the Nat'l networks and apparently many of the standard cable/sat networks have already said no thanks.
So if, and there is a big if, the show gets picked up it will most likely have the viewing percentage that her other failed shows had.
But I guess Hollywood Sara is still trying to find someway to stay away from AK.
Even if it was someone other than Palin the premis sounds ridiculous. With Sarah Palin as the faux judge or quitter governor it sounds ludicrous.
DeleteI wonder if she bank rolled this concept of her holding court. I can not imagine her passing judgment in her sing song back woods cadence rhyming words that are nonsensical. Nor anyone willing to air such a show. Worse yet she was a candidate for VP. What a sad reflection on Trump and his campaign to have her stump for him to get votes.
We saw her pathetic attenpt to play Tina Fey in that spoof. Such a painful try at acting. Just like Bristles, ZERO TALENT.
DeleteI hope she practices her presentation, which must include fully formed sentences. Get a professional, not your current staff, to write the presentation and work with you on Orals. Check out toastmasters.
ReplyDeleteThis presentation is difficult for anyone particularly if one is not disciplined.
Puhleeze. $arah doesn't like to work hard.
DeleteYeah, that has about as much chance of happening as Palin fulfilling her term and educating herself before re-entering national politics, as advised by literally everyone.
DeleteShe'd never make it through Toastmasters! Too much like work! And being critiqued - OMG! She'd never be able to take or handle it! Damn, but it would be fun to watch!
DeleteShe ought to be addressed as "Sir."
ReplyDeleteMaybe the title should be "Fuck me Mommy."
ReplyDelete$arah has proven over and over that $he can't even 'rule' herself. God, what a pathetic excuse for humanity. $he should have been embarrassed a long time ago but that, obviously, is way beyond her capabilities.
ReplyDeleteGeorgiaPeach
Palin Rules, more slop for fools...
ReplyDeleteShe is most certainly slop...thanks for that.
DeleteThat screechy voice will turn off anyone foolish enough to invest in this slop. What GOOD decisions has she ever made in her life? Who would take advice from her? A few more face implants, and her giant head will explode. Also, too, people will think they are looking at Caitln Jenner, since she looks so much like her/him.
DeleteMaybe someone will take on the show for its comedic value? Oh wait, PayMe doesn't realize $he is a laughing stock. Never mind. lol
DeleteThis is a dumb question but why are her fake boobs called "Belmonts"?
ReplyDeleteThe first time they were apparent was when she and Todd attended the Belmont Race.
DeleteBecause she wore them under her so very classy t-shirt that she wore to the Belmont Stakes a few years ago. She looked like trailer trash when she was supposed to have dressed nicer and the 'Belmonts' looked incredibly obvious.
DeleteM from MD
Sarah Palin Breast Implants? Belmont Stakes Appearance Fuels Rumors (PHOTOS, VIDEO, POLL)
Deletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/09/sarah-palin-breast-implan_n_606596.html
http://gawker.com/5558406/did-sarah-palin-get-a-boob-job-a-photographic-investigation
Because she and Todd showed up for the Belmont Stakes, a dressy hige class affair, in their white trash, drag race clothing and she wore a white t-shirt with what looked like a bra filled with water pumped up to DD size. Apparently, the water filled boobs were her version of proper dress for such an occasion, while other women wore dressy clothes and hats. We have seen the Belmonts brought out in many other photos, often contrasted with photos of her normally concave chest.
DeleteThey were prominently featured when she and Tawd made an appearance in a white tight fitting t-shirt at the 3rd leg of the Triple Crown of Horse Racing at Bellmont in Maryland on June 8, 2010. Many news reporters wondered if Sarah Palin got a boob job. Up to that time Sarah was flat as a board up top so it was quite noticeable and once again she was enjoying all the attention for all the wrong reasons.
DeleteGoogle is your friend.
She had the fake boobs, a clingy top to show them off, tight jeans and A BEJAZZLED TRUCKER CAP! to complete the outfit.
Deletehttp://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.61981.1313795250!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/gal-belmont-03-jpg.jpg
Also too the bejazzled truckers cap had a cross on it.
DeleteSarah also posed for this epic picture at the Belmont.
I call it the "Who farted?" picture. One of Gryphen's favorites I think. :-)
http://www.readingthepictures.org/2010/06/election-final-sarahs-fingerprints/
A black bra under a snug white T-shirt, wasn't it, IMers?
DeleteClassy. /snark off
If she ever got on proper meds and therapy so that her thought processes and perceptions approached normal, she would be so humiliated and embarassed upon learning how she is seen by normal people. No chance of that ever happening.
DeleteOnly thing missing was truck nutz.
DeleteDoes Todd wear truck nutz?
DeleteNo, he carries them in Sarah's purse following her around like the good lap dog he is. Or was up until his "accident."
DeleteI am pretty sure some of the stable hands who shovel after the horses were dresssed better than $carah and Taaahhhd that day. Talk about hicks, they even made "hicks" look bad.
DeleteAnon @ 5:30 P.M. - quick correction - The Belmont Stakes are in New York, and the Preakness Stakes are in Baltimore. Spot-on assessment of the brain-dead dolt; thanks!
DeleteNo problem on the correction. Sarah probably didn't know what state she was in either!
DeleteWhat's the problem? Just call her what she is: Ms. Quiter.
ReplyDeleteFirst they need to play down the fact she has 0 law experience. Plus,she was only a half gov. so what's the point of even having her on the show? Lame..very lame.
ReplyDeleteI prefer "Tundra Twat" myself.
ReplyDeletePerfect, Olivia!
DeleteHey! No need to go disparaging tundra twats by associating them with palin.
DeleteI,for one pray to my unspecified diety that this proposed catastrophe becomes a reality, think of the possibilities. The poor woman has more dead end synapses than some club fighter weathering fifteen rounds with Joe Frazier. She never made sense to begin with but lately her cognitive dissonance has reached symphonic proportions; the Moscow Symphony dropping acid and being conducted by Professor Irwin Corey. ANY television executive with any vision should see this for what it could be. I'm talking about a major league mindfuck here children. Roll tape!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd a + to you for Professor Irwin Corey Irwin.
DeleteAnother IMer recently mentioned "clanging". The Wikipedia definition is, "In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than concepts. For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or alliteration without apparent logical connection between words. This is associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).[1]
DeleteClanging refers specifically to behavior that is situationally inappropriate. While a poet rhyming is not evidence of mental illness, disorganized speech that impedes the patient's ability to communicate is a disorder in itself, often seen in schizophrenia"
She also speaks in slang within a professional environment because she believes it makes her relatable. At first I thought she was being patronizing, now I think she just doesn't give care, just dog whistles.
DeleteCan you imagine PayME pitchin' this show to these television big wigs? Oh, I would love to be a fly on the wall to see how the dried up old grifter tries to charm her way into their hearts. Her shrill cutsiness - her inability to speak in complete/coherent sentences... her winkin' and blinkin' and tryin' to be just a good old 'Murican! Sorry $arah, it's not going to work any longer. And if a producer is foolish enough to take her on, it will be like her past performances: big ratings for the first show, then nothing.
DeleteThe smell of reality TV money is catnip to a Palin.
ReplyDeleteWhen will people finally sink this woman? She needs to go away and stay away.
ReplyDeleteM from MD
She'll sink herself soon enough, M from MD. YEah, I know that's been said of her for some time now, but it's reality, and it's just over the horizon. Let me give an example:
DeleteI had a rich old auntie years back. Everyone in town hated her because she was a rich Beeeeotch, not just because she had money and was snobby. When her money ran low, her 'eccentricities' became Mental Illness, as they truly were, and she lived the last few years in a nursing home where she was just another patient and NOT the Queen as she was accustomed.
Once that money cushion is gone, real life sets in. Tough cookies.
"Palin Rules?" Uh huh, of course she does in her own narcisstic head.
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid concept. No one is going to pick this up except some obscure cable channel as the last time. With her family the way THEY are in real life? Like anyone would listen to HER.
Just another "shake your money maker" for the Jezebel of The Old Testament.
Hey, $arah? I know you read here. Please leave Bristol home this time as your human shield. You don't need yet another bastard grandchild.
Heck, take a deep a deep breath and leave the whole family home and see if you can do this by yourself, COWARD. How old are you again???
The only thing that qualifies her be a tv judge is the fact she's been judging others since she began to talk/prattle nonsense.
DeleteUgly plastic cow. F*ck you, John McCain.
ReplyDeleteBill Kristol had a tingle up his leg.
DeleteAlso research Trig Van Paxon Palin.
It's ALL there.
Trig Van(Thomas Van Flein)Paxson(Lowell Bud Paxson) Palin. They were acknowledged for their help in completing the Trig birth fraud. Vicki Iseman, Paxson's lobbyist to John McCain, was the tool used to force McCain to pick Sarah Palin as VP.
DeleteThankyou, 9:04! I remember when I first read this info in another IM from some time back. Amazing how the palins /McaCains' want to bury that info.
DeleteKeep this information flying in their faces!
Oh pleeze pleeze pleeze somebody buy this show!!! I mean somebody big like NBC, so Quitter can again fall flat on her face in front of the whole world. The only thing better would be watching her beg the TV people to buy her miserable, pathetic little show. I would pay good money to see that! Palin, the train wreck that never ends.
ReplyDeleteOh, no, does this mean that Sarah won't be campaigning for Trump any more? Isn't she supposed to be his Vice President or something important? What will the P People do if Sarah doesn't run?
ReplyDeleteTh Pee people's flying monkey shines continue? Whatever they did so rabidly the last couple of cycles that Ol' Sara(h) P did not run?
Deletedowl
Let me list the reasons why Sarah Palin is just the right person to make common sense solutions to peoples everyday problems (not, not at all, not in the least).
ReplyDelete1. When Track was a kid, abusing drugs and running with the wrong crowed, he was involved in some vandalism. Instead of meeting the problem head on, getting treatment and/or therapy for Track, he was sent out of state to "play hockey." When he became injured and returned home, he was shipped off to the military.
2. Years later, it became obvious that Track's problems had gotten worse, not better. Pray away the PTSD for a week was not a solution. His court day was moved again. He is charged with several counts of beating his girl friend, being drunk, threatening suicide, waving around a gun. No, Track's problems have been ignored, not helped. They don't go away by themselves.
3. When Sarah suspected that Bristol was pregnant in the Summer of 2007, Sarah punished Bristol by taking away her cell for a few days. Maybe Sarah should have dispensed some of her own common sense wisdom about the birds and the bees. Oh, no, wait, Sarah and Todd got married when Sarah was already pregnant, as did Sarah's mother. Sally was already pregnant when she married Chuck Heath. This wouldn't matter except that Bristol is always claiming to be such a good Christian person, telling others how to lead their lives.
4. Sarah finally landed the VP nomination. Instead of leaving a 5 month old child with DS at home with a nanny and therapist, she dragged that little boy all around the campaign trail, and then the next year on a book tour. Trig could have used all of that therapy at the earliest possible age. It doesn't appear that he has gotten much therapy.
5. When Sarah was nominated for VP, she could have done what Obama did, leave the kids at home and leave them out of the election. But that was all that Sarah had to define herself, her family, even if it meant putting a pregnant Bristol on the public stage, a national and international stage, forever branding her daughter as the unwed teen mother. What a humiliating thing for Bristol! I'd like to blame Sarah for Bristol's huge disappointment, but I think that Bristol gets most of the credit for that one.
These are only a few examples of how Sarah Palin has applied good common sense solutions to every day family problems. Twice, she was giving speeches for Trump and twice, someone in her family back home in Alaska had a really serious problem, first Track arrested for beating up his girl friend and then Todd's snow mobile accident. In both cases, Sarah continued to stay and give speeches instead of returning home to be with her loved ones who were truly in trouble. Bad choices. Yes, Sarah belongs on TV handing out advice to others like a fish needs a bicycle.
Excellent!
DeleteDing!
DeleteWhat can Alaskans do to suggest to the folks that they 'not' refer to her as guv due to the fact she quit and was found to be unethical by the Alaska Legislature? You would think that would have some impact?
ReplyDeletePlus, she is the 'kiss of death' to anything she touches.
I don't know what makes the Tundra twit think anyone is interested in seeing her or hearing her opinions. She contributes nothing worthwhile to humanity and her past record of failure should be a major clue. Too bad she's never had a real job so she won't even know what kind of work she is out of when she sashays down to the unemployment office.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Sara depends only on her looks not brains. She apes the facial tics of a teenager girl who believes that boys are looking at her. Her speech at this point is guttural.
DeleteAlaska has a grocery store called fred meyers where you can buy food and decent clothing. I suggest she shop there for clothing and shampoo.
Ol' Sara(h) P is by video mythology 'Undefeated' so she is.
Deletedowl
she needs a flea-dip, also too
DeleteMaybe Track and Bristol can be her first customers. I can just hear that shrill voice. The show can be called grandma grifter. She can chew on a corncob pipe. She already squints like popeye. If she gives those two a good sentence for their crimes I would watch her.
ReplyDeletewhat is up with her facial tics and mouth mushing? I have motor and ssensory nerve damage from Lyme disease and I have tics and spasms that the gabapentin won't control, but i don't make faces like Sara does! WTF
DeleteUh oh, Sarah, it looks like your guy is gonna get hoodwinked!
ReplyDeletePaul Ryan’s Press Conference Confirmed That The GOP Will Dump Trump
...Speaker Ryan tipped his hand with the phrase, “I believe that you should only choose from a person who has actually participated in the primary.” Ryan didn’t say that the nominee should be the person who got the most delegates, or candidate that had participated in all of the primaries.
Ryan left it at participated in the primary. There were seventeen candidates participating in the Republican primary at one point. Does this mean that Rick Perry, Bobby Jindal, and Lindsey Graham deserve consideration at a brokered convention? Ryan also didn’t limit his statement to candidates who had received delegates.
Paul Ryan’s threshold was participation in the primary. The message that was being sent to Donald Trump was clear. Anything goes if Trump’s delegate count doesn’t hit 1,237.
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/04/12/paul-ryans-press-conference-confirmed-gop-dump-trump.html
So why are they even bothering calling it a judge show? No robe, no law degree and governors don't make laws, heck half of them don't even follow the laws.
ReplyDeleteI can only see someone picking this up as a joke.
What was that show where they dragged the contestants off the stage with a big cane? Only in this case they would drag Palin off.
you'd never get her claw marks sanded out of the stage floor boards if you tried to pull her off a stage, such a fame whore
DeleteExactly.
DeleteIt'll be just like Judge Judy! Except uh, she is not a lawyer and has no legal experience so we won't call her a judge and she won't wear judge's robes.
All righty then.
Is Ricky Hollywood included in the show? 😂😂
ReplyDeleteA state only has one Governor at a time; former ones are: former Governors, usually followed by the state they governed. The country only has one President at a time. Formers are, or at least properly, are called that: former Presidents. It blurs the lines when the news and media are careless about that.Witness the best example, Sarah Palin waltzing around as "Governor Sarah Palin". She ain't one. She was barely one.
ReplyDeleteTrump probably used his influence to get this for her as payment for her support and thereby avoiding taxes. Both trump's show and this opp have links.
ReplyDeleteI believe that Trump is a low level millionaire not billionaire because as a billionaire, the interest off his money would preclude getting involved in dumb schemes such as vitamins, real estate investment, scrappy clothing, reality tv.
I think he is a concierge for his buildings, particularly trump tower, which explains why he lives there and his stories about people coming to him with issues such as johnny Carson coming to trump accusing trump employees of taking a coat off his bed. That is building management not billionaire business. I think his buildings are owned by others and he is a front.
If he was indeed a billionaire, he could still get public attention without getting involved in these bush league businesses. The businesses I mentioned are very cheesy.
Why not technical like those rappers who have their own headphone products? Because, he cannot afford design development, production, and marketing.
Trump = Crap
HUH????
DeleteYeah, am on a bit of a trump rant. Sorry, Sara is a puke.
Delete6;22 I agree 100% He is a sham, just like $carah. Full of bluff and bluster, nothing to back up his claims of excessive wealth. He has no class, like $carah, and he uses his trophy wife like she used her DS grandchild. Most thinking people see PayMe for exactly what she is, why doesn't tRump? Maybe he is as dumb as she is. He waves hs arms around, and makes strange facial expressions like she does. I think the entire run for the WH is just a publiciy stunt.
Delete6:22, I agree also, trump rents out his name, example like Sean "Diddy" Combs clothing line, Sean John is owned by a Russian Billionaire. Diddy is the face of Cirroc Vodka but he's not the owner, just like trump.
DeleteSo this is what her "career" has come to. I have to tell ya, it is so very satisfying to see her scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel grasping for that last buck.
ReplyDeleteOthers would be too embarrassed to even attempt this, but not Our Sarah, she seems to have no pride.
Not one bit of pride!
DeleteEveryone in this life has personal struggles, but she was "this close" to the White House and, for some damned reason, still has a say politically because of a sensationalism media that she professes to hate while she cannot wait to have a microphone or camera in front her. Pardon the run on sentence.
To those who say, "I'm done with your blog, Gryph," I will never be as long as she has a voice in the political discourse of this country.
She is a FOOL, and I am a voting citizen 40 years strong now. It is my RIGHT.
I remember that video, the still shot of which you posted, Gryph. Sheesh, what a moron.
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid concept. She cannot be a judge under law; shit, she never even graduated college in "journalism" of which the University of Idaho had no degree in!
The cases will already have been decided and, in keeping with reality TV, probably the weirder the better for those people to be called back to be on television so she can do her cutesy sing song opinion of them given the family SHE has.
Holy CRAP. She's truly lost her mind.
How much lower will she go? NO self-awareness.
The big question is will she be sporting the Belmonts, or be drunk or all hopped up on meth like her Donald Trump endorsements?
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ReplyDeleteAt this link you'll see Sarah the man in drag first, but check out the two lower pics of her very Belmont-less.
https://thespeechatimeforchoosing.wordpress.com/2012/10/16/experts-without-knowing-sarah-palins-actual-diet-proclaim-it-causes-cancer-heart-disease/
What a crock of shit. The people writing and commenting on this article are deranged. Claiming a drug addled old lady with anorexia is healthy. lol What she claims they eat when we know taco bell, mac & cheese and cheese stuffed moose weenies are their main staple.
DeleteProfessor Erin Cory... I never mentioned
ReplyDeletehim reminding me of Palin because I didn't think people would remember him. Please people , Google him. Every time I see the
Energizer Bunny {the pink one } battery
commercial pounding the drum while going
round and round, backwards, forwards sideways and round and round again , I start laughing , as that bunny is Palin!
Thank goodness the bunny is in an enclosed
area, or it would go right over the edge as she has gone over the "EDGE" many times.
She has also reminded me of the character,
Baby Jane from the movie, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane, played by Bette
Davis. To me, the ending is how Palin will end, the white van with the men in the white coats taking her away to the
mental ward.
Thank you, Our Lad 5:15 pm for Erin Cory
reminder!
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It's Professor Irwin Corey.
DeleteSounds to me like $pew will be sitting behind a big desk doling out 'advice' to a bunch of phony whiners. Now that's riveting TeeVee! lol
Delete6:22... another fine example of the current IM intelligence level lol.
ReplyDeleteSo apparently Trump isn't a billionare, in you mind 6:22, because he isn't developing and selling headphone products like "those rappers" lol?!
So basically, you can tell if someone is a billionare, or not, by their headphone R&D and headphone product line?!
LMFAO.
What the FUCK are you prattling on about?
Delete6:45 PM The lol troll is looking in the mirror and LMFAO at the image. What brings that troll here is a mystery. It seems to have a 'holier than thou' Palin attitude.
DeleteGive your snark meter a whack? It isn't working.
DeleteBeing a "billionaire" is a brand. Like Sara's brand as a "politician with family values."
DeleteTake a calculator and figure out what is the interest earned on $B., on a daily basis.
Delete6:45 I suggest you take 3 Quaaludes with a tequila chaser & stfu.
DeleteHow bout 'Tundra Twaddle'?
ReplyDeleteTwaddle's what my old granny used to say when we kids weren't telling the truth.
What happen to peasant dumbass of the north.
ReplyDeleteWhat's next after this "Rogue Referee" show gets axed--The Home Shopping Network?
ReplyDeleteI just can't imagine why someone is giving her this platform to spew her word-salad.
Take a hit Sara. Hold it in this time. Careful the bottom has broken off, don't spill the water on the carpet. It's hell to get that stain out.
ReplyDeletenot to mention the smell! Bong water stinks.
DeleteI think the title should be "Palin Pules".
ReplyDeleteI like 'Palin Purges.'
DeleteIn a land far, far away there was a woman named Sarah.She came from Alaska and at the time was considered a novelty like the talking fish or the pet rock.
ReplyDeleteAnd then as with all other novelities it happened. The veneer started to crack and people started to question the words spewing out of her. It seemed she was on a continual loop like some kind of robot that could not face a panel of intelligent people.
And the people with a brain wondered why she only appeared on Fox News. Have you ever seen Palin in a live discussion where you actually have to know anything? Where you are challenged on a panel without knowing the questions in advance?
Her appeal is like the next door neighbor who comes over to bitch but has no real answers.She represents all the low educated pissed off and there are many. To all the so called Christ followers who's kids have turned out bad because they were so closed minded they never paid attention to their kids she is their hero.
She never lived her life like a true Christian, never was there for her kids it was always about Sarah all the time.
Throws money at them but never taught them any pride! never taught them to stand on their own because she revels in the power of money.Money to be used to fight her Daughter's Fathers.Fight , fight! Their lives are always a fight. Turmoil. She is a rotten parent, stupid and full of herself.
No. 6:22.
ReplyDeleteThe rapper example just showed how someone with money capitalized on their wealth that did not involve pyramid schemes. Another good example is Romney's business.
How much interest do you think Trump makes on his gazillions?
Do his business dealings reflect someone with that much money?
Don't his business dealings sound unnecessarily exploitive for such a rich person?
Particularly Trump University. Why is it necessary to scam a few people out of a couple thousand dollars? If he truly is a billionaire why not return the money instead of setting yourself up for lawsuits?
DeleteTrump is a a fraud and is as cheap as the gold plated seat belts in his plane.
Becoming president is just another grift for him. He and Sarah are 2 peas in a pod.
Exactly! The very rich have enough money that their MONEY works for them earning interest. They themselves don't work at all to earn money, bc they don't have to.
DeleteAnd, you know, aside from all of these issues, she is just not a very nice person.
ReplyDeleteShe is a control freak and i bet she is revelling in Todd's condition.
DeleteLike the movie Misery. Todd is just one more way for her to shine. If she portrays him as a hero it's all for her gain.Nothing this woman does is not done to enhance herself.
This is the dumbest thing ever? These executives, either know how dumb and manipulative she is and want to see if they can capitalize on her deranged, unhinged persona. Otherwise they may simply be more imbeciles and grifters trying to deceive the Palin chipeater morons?And make money through them?
ReplyDeleteAll the baby daddy's are going to pay big time if she is in charge .So what if a paternity test was ordered! You gotta pay to play until Bristol.. Ahemm I mean whoever learns to get responsible we will make YOU responsible. Pay up sucker! If i could I would make you pay 90 percent of your paycheck! Because "ya" know I don't expect my retarded daughter to make a good decision, so I stand up for all the retarded daughters out there all across America who's mothers are also retarded too.
ReplyDeleteIs this the same Sarah Palin without makeup, falsies, butt pads, and veneers for her teeth? She had better hope that those who might consider her shopped bullshit court show don't read "The Daily Mail".
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505023/Here-comes-judge-Frazzled-Sarah-Palin-leaves-hospital-visiting-husband-Todd-signs-deal-host-reality-courtroom-show.html
I think this show is going to be a hit! Palin's already silly and no one takes her seriously. She would be the opposite of what Judge Judy is. All she has to do is be her unintelligent self and wrong as two left shoes. Finally, something Palin just can't mess up!
ReplyDeleteIf this clown show gets picked up, I honestly believe it's going to be hilarious.
I get it but even judges on sitcom court shows demonstrate a little wisdom and dignity.
DeleteMTV had a yooge hit with Jackass for a while. Anything is possible.
DeleteShe signed with a production company. The initial press release said they would film a pilot and then try to sell it. The process has already broken down. They haven't even nailed down the concept and are just trying to sell Sarah.
ReplyDeletePalin thinks she should be Judge Judy but she can't handle actual legal cases. So....
what they're talking about is a Sarah Springer show.
Trying to sell Sarah. Now that we have agreed on what she is, all that they are doing is haggling over the price.
DeleteJerry Springer is much more intelligent than $carah. He was mayor of Cincinnatti, did not quit. That city is much bigger than Wasilly. Not a good comparison. The Payme family belongs on his show as guests not as hosts.
DeleteAnd Jerry has pandered to amass money for his disabled daughter's future, once he is gone.
Delete"She's a national figure? So is Ted Bundy!"
ReplyDelete-- Real Time
That really was a great line!
DeleteOh lloyd...
ReplyDeleteHow about Palin's Possee. Or how about How Bristool gets boys with her possee. As a bonus segment, the female Palins can all give tips on how to do make up and hair and how to be a virgin again. The show will be a hit I tell ya. It's gonna be yuuge!
ReplyDeleteHow about calling it Palin's Pussy? Put a camera inside Bristol and watch the Trial Daddy Tryouts. Sarah can judge their performance.
DeleteYou are really coarse and vulgar, 6:17. Your comments drag the site down. Disgusting!
DeleteI realize this is OT because it isn't the Sarah Palin Climate Change Denier thread but wow, we have leaves, in Wasilla and Palmer, actual leaves on trees. Leaves would appear 20-30 years ago around May 20-30 and then have progressed earlier in May the last two decades.
ReplyDeleteLast year I noted that leaves appeared here on May 6 but we are in full leaf progression now on April 11, water is running strong in trees and birch taps are flowing. Very strange indeed; after two "non-winters" and to now have a full 4-6 weeks early spring and already temps hovering at near 60.
Sarah should just eat her hat if she's talking about climate change because it is so very obvious at this point, especially up here and in an especially short time frame.
I for one am enjoying having more "summer" but it still just seems kind of "off" to anyone who's grew up here.
What will Sarah's angle be-- good old fashioned folksy talk, wearing her jeans, boots and cammo hunting clothing? good Christian advice written by Nancy French? maybe Sarah could wear some of her sexy outfits and get a couple of political words in there. She does have so many personalities to choose from. Grizzly Mamma, caretaker of a disabled boy, caretaker of an injured husband, proud grandmother of i can't remember how many grandchildren there are by now. Sarah's a fine one to hand out marriage advice, considering that Track had to get married and was quickly divorced. Bristol never did get married to any of her baby daddies. Sarah, how are the dents in the old frig? Brad Hanson? Curtis Menard? Todd's gals?
ReplyDeleteThe best reason I can think of for Sarah NOT to get a show like that is her own behavior. I'm thinking about how she turned Levi and Dakota into the bad guys, and making sure that Bristol wouldn't share her kids with any of their baby daddies. Bristol didn't learn to be a selfish, immature bitch all by herself. Look at the maternal example she had, when Sarah and Todd inserted themselves into Molly's divorce. They tried to get their former brother-in-law fired from his job (which was the support of his kids). They said such terrible things about Trooper Wooten's kids that the judge had to admonish them, saying that it amounted to mental abuse. They kept up the fight over the smallest and most petty things, when everyone already had frayed emotions.
ReplyDeleteConclusion: Sarah really knows how to stir up trouble. She does not settle problems. She causes them.
And you just KNOW that inept $arah will say something that gets her in trouble - some lie will be revealed ... more hypocricies will be let loose - yep, $he will surely get herself into some deep doodoo - just by trying to complete a few sentences in the desperation of being 'under the lights.' lol
DeleteOMG, just like the Jerry Springer Show or Maurie Povich. Let's have Dakota and Bristol agree to take a paternity test on the air. It will be a blockbuster, Sarah, and you will be the Queen of Daytime TV.
ReplyDeleteHell let's have old sara and tawwwd take some dna tests to see who fathered sara's bastards
DeleteSo she is down to pimping herself. Put your fake butt on and your fake boobs. Load on the wigs. I suggest that you waltz into the meeting with a great big smile and act like a ditz a sincere ditz mind you but a ditz nevertheless. Show some cleavage but not too much and wear your high heels. Pile on the makeup and get your botox redone. Put on your cheerleader act and pretend that you might, just might be willing to give a blow job.Wear that shiny lip gloss, punch the air and do your weird body movements.
ReplyDeleteGood luck. You are so boring and predictable. Yawn.
Nailed it.
DeleteSara doesn't have cleavage.
Delete8:52, Act like a ditz? No acting necessary. Natural born ditz, dork, dipshit, dufus, bitch, blowhard...okay now I'm just having fun. The list is endless.
DeleteAlso, too Sarah...don't forget to lick your lips and wink. A lot.
DeleteThis is the STUPIDEST idea ever! The last few times she spoke as a surrogate for Trump, she had to read from a notebook and even then she couldn't follow what was written. No way would she be able to read and follow a script. Is Trump financing this venture as pay back for her endorsement? Seems like odd timing - she must be desperate for money, either that, or she and Trump are thinking if she does a season playing a judge on TV, it will qualify her to be nominated to SCOTUS? God help us!
ReplyDeleteQualify to be nominated to SCOTUS is hilarious!
DeleteI have one more suggestion...
Track should be Sarah's bailiff.
Bristol can be the court clerk and deliver the DNA results while strutting her stuff!
DeleteAnd Willow can do hair and makeup so she's on the payroll! Todd can hold the microphone at the end of the show and talk to the losers.
DeleteBased on Sarah's own record, if someone comes before he with a problem, say the kid is bored with school. Sarah cannot encourage the kid to stay in school since she herself is a quitter. Mom tries to enact some kind of discipline, and Sarah tells the kid to keep on doing what he's doing until the courts tell him to stop. Based on Sarah's own life experiences, she will encourage people to lie, quit, cheat, go for the easy superficial look instead of spending the time studying and learning some skills, in fact, everything that Sarah Palin does is the wrong example of making choices in one's life.
ReplyDeleteGreat post. They ought to call the show "Unruly Sarah." Or "How to Play by Sarah's Rules and not get arrested."
DeleteBuck up or get in the truck! Don't let 'em ride yer back! Don't retreat, Reload! -- I can just hear all these used up one liners now. They will be the backbone of $arah's teevee show. Bwahahaha
DeleteAgree. Sarah and her lazy, worthless children are the perfect example of how NOT to lead a productive and admirable life.
DeleteCNN Tried To Humanize Donald Trump With Town Hall And It Was A Total Disaster
ReplyDelete...What became obvious early on in the town hall was that for a family whose gimmick is that they are political outsiders, they were very well rehearsed on the campaign’s talking points.
The problem was that the Trump family made the creepy Romney clan of 2012 seem like the warm, friendly neighbors next door. The Trump family wants you the voter to know that they love their dad and that they think he will make America great. The Obama family has always given off a warmth in their interviews. There was no warmth to the Trump town hall.
If the purpose of the CNN town hall was to humanize Trump, it was a disaster. If this is the man that represents the Republican Party in the general election, the GOP is seriously screwed.
The fake was overwhelming during the town hall. The town hall was all about selling Trump as a president. It was impossible to find a genuine moment between Trump and his family. The Trump family gave a stump speech for Donald Trump.
CNN gave Trump a platform to show his warmer side. Instead, the Trump family tried to close the deal and sell the voters on Donald Trump as the next president.
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/04/12/cnn-humanize-donald-trump-total-disaster.html
Your comment made me realize something: wealth brings isolation and coldness. It made me realize what was different about two families who are my relatives, both of them extremely wealthy. There's a rigidness there, a coldness, an aloofness, even among their young children. When I compare them to another family who are also relatives there is such a stark difference. The other family, while they make really good salaries, are warm, open and are raising their kids to be very well rounded and loving kids.
DeleteInteresting comment. I know a young man whose parents have more money than anyone town. He's in a musical group I help with, but he's careless, lazy, and makes promises he doesn't keep (ordered a bunch of tee shirts, then finally ordered and delivered them 8 months later.) He doesn't seem to relate to other kids or to adults. Pretty sad. Oh and he thought his parents' names would buy his way into Yale, but not so much.
DeleteShe's already like Barbie, very popular, but you gotta buy all her friends.
Delete"The Sheeple's Court."
ReplyDeleteYes, with the Demon ewe and/or grizzly sow presiding.
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ZING!
DeleteI have too much respect for sheep for that one. I'll be very disappointed if anyone picks up her proposed series. She simply has nothing to say to anyone that is remotely relevant to how lives are lived. Proof is how she's messed up her own family.
DeleteBeaglemom
I haven't had TV in my house for 11 years, and it's shows like this that make me realize I'm not missing anything. Honey Boo-Boo, Dick Dynasty, Real Housewives of $where_ever, Faux News, etc. There may (repeat may) be some good programs, but I don't feel like wading through a morass to find a diamond chip.
ReplyDeleteAmen. My husband watches, but I really watch nothing but some sports and snippets of the 6:30 news while we have dinner. I do like America's Got Talent in the summer, though-about the only thing I make time for.
DeleteThe route ahead for the former governer seemed very obvious. For some reason the fundagelicals adore(d) her. Endorse Cruz,do preachy, uplifting stuff on TV - that probably would have been a lucrative path. But no. Therefore:
ReplyDeleteA. Sarah has no advisors and is really, really stupid
B. Sarah has advisors, but she refuses to listen to them.
C. She listens to her advisors, and they dislike her so much that they give her the worst advice possible.
Trump has way more money than Cruz. And penthouses. And big comfy jets. And he's been through three wives already-maybe Sarah was looking to be a widow by the election?
DeleteI think the two most important questions here are what inappropriate outfit will she be wearing and what will she be high on.
ReplyDeleteIf not on some illegal or stolen meds she'll be half-crocked from drinking. That's why I was thinking they could call the show Hard Cider House Rules.
DeleteI think Miss Wasilla is the last title she had that she was qualified for.
ReplyDeleteDid she actually have that title? I thought she was a runner-up. Or was she the only contestant? I forgot...
Delete$he never was Miss Wassilla. A Runner up.
DeleteNo she really was Miss Wasilla.
DeleteMy girlfriend's sister, the previous Miss Wasilla Katrina Mueller, is the one who put the crown on her head.
Bravo should buy the show. Sarah could referee the cat fights for the Real Housewives shows. They could call it Sarah Fools and Cocoa Puffs could sponsor it.
ReplyDeleteso are grizma, clint and the others at the pond still denying that she would stoop this low, give up her chance to be VP without campaigning, and that the "judge" show is just a vicious liberal rumor?
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same thing. Hope she is photographed and interviewed there, so they have to acknowledge this.
Delete"Palin Rules"? Sounds like she's just trying to copy Bill Maher's "new rules". All she would have to do is read off nasty things about the Obamas or Hillary that other people write for her. Maher does the New Rules, but it really IS funny and sometimes hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThis woman will be Sarah's first 'Who's the Daddy" case.
ReplyDeletehttp://s406.photobucket.com/user/WestCorrespondent/media/Bristol%20Palin/PalinBristol101008-1.jpg.html
They should do a show called "Word Salad with Sarah Palin". Just have her talk about any subject (politics, current events, cooking, hunting) all of which she knows nothing about. No script, just Sarah doing her thing. She could have guests, callers, dress in costume for current subject, whatever. People, unfortunately, love a train wreck.
ReplyDeleteA word salad might be kind of amusing for about 3 minutes, especially if it's a Tina Fey rendition, but I guarantee it will leave you with a screaming magnitude 9 headache if you try to listen for any period of time. Consider the pictures we've seen showing the (OMFG) faces of folks who've been in attendance for the most recent appearances. And they were supporters.
Delete"The World According To Sarah" has a ring to it.
DeleteRules? Palin never follows no stinkin' rules. Maybe they should call the show "Sarah Sez."
ReplyDeleteAny one know when Sarahpac financial report is published?
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking about this, too.
DeleteFunny, but it's now been over two months since she posted anything new at the site. She got her boost from Trump when Trump's people obviously made her a video (another poster on IM posted about how alike Trump's video and hers are), probably as payment for her stumping, and for a second there it looked like she'd start to pay attention to the PAC site and post new info, but nope.
Deletea sure sign the donations have dried up at $arahPAC
Yeah, I don't think Palin should meet anyone wearing a towel this isn't 2008. She don't look so good nowadays.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505023/Here-comes-judge-Frazzled-Sarah-Palin-leaves-hospital-visiting-husband-Todd-signs-deal-host-reality-courtroom-show.html
DeleteO/T The quitter has quit again. She will not be participating in the climate council.Seems she backed out and will now send a recorded message. I knew she would never attend this event as she would have to think of her feet and she can't.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised. She can't debate without major prep first as in 2008 with Joe Biden.
DeleteYour second sentence is too long by 10 words: she can't debate! She only walked away from the Biden debate relatively unscathed because Biden was told in no uncertain terms to not go after her in any way, 'cause the Obama campaign knew full well she'd jump on any opportunity to play the victim. She spouted platitudes and nonsense and got away with it, and thinks she stole the show.
DeleteAmazing how, when it suits her, she's fine with pop culture and the msm. She's going to meet and greet folks in a hotel so they can get to know her? If they don't know her by now, perhaps someone can send them a link to this blog or a high definition photo of the southbound end of a northbound moose.
ReplyDeleteShe'll never come close to the queen, Judge Judy. She has no experience whatsoever in litigating cases, the law, and she can't possibly keep people interested five half hours a week. She'll take the job, then quit. "Sarah Drools" won't make it past the pilot.
This country must be full of even more dumb people than I thought. How anyone could ever even conceive the idea of this stupid ugly witch playing a JUDGE is beyond bizarre. But then, we have Trump leading in the polls, so yeah.
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