Monday, May 02, 2016

Watch as Ted Cruz works the crowd ignoring the fact that his VP pick just face planted in front of him.

Here is the video for a little more context.

You know I think it is Ted Cruz's compassion and empathetic nature that really speaks to his supporters.

To be fair she had already finished introducing him so what further use did he have for her? 

73 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:37 PM

    I wonder if Raphael is going to spank her for that?

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    1. SallyinMI6:04 PM

      Yes, THIS is the clip they show of the event, not his fabulous speech!

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    2. Anonymous1:48 AM

      They show the most interesting parts of ythe rally!! Ted's nasally whine is irritating.

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  2. tED cRUZ4:38 PM

    i'VE GOT binders full of women!!!

    iF THE BITC^ES KEEP FUCKING UP i'LL have to spank them!!!

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  3. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Carly calls his daughter "Carolyn" instead of Caroline.

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    1. Anita Winecooler5:03 PM

      And she sings, too!!!!!!

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  4. Anita Winecooler4:59 PM

    Thanks for the loop. I saw the clip and kept laughing every time. That's what Republicans call "Crowd Surfing", but their timing's a bit off.

    And The termite, Heidi, Carline, and Catharine just carry on as if it's normal for a billionaire to fall flat on her face! WTH was he thinking, it happened right in front of him, and not one person stooped to help her?

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    1. Anonymous9:59 PM

      I think I saw security guy help her

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  5. Anonymous5:00 PM

    I in no way believe in God, but I must assume Snarly crashing is a sign to Lying Ted to STFU!

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  6. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Why Hillary Clinton May be Doomed to Repeat the Obama Presidency

    http://prospect.org/article/why-hillary-clinton-may-be-doomed-repeat-obama-presidency

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    1. Anonymous1:50 AM

      We should be so lucky! Another 8 years like President Obama would be GREAT. This time, maybe without a gop obstruction crew.

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  7. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Uhh...Carly? When you drop the mic, you're supposed to let it go.

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    1. Anonymous6:53 PM

      Comedy GOLD!!!!!

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    2. Anonymous7:09 PM

      #ftw

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  8. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Andrew Sullivan Calls Trump An Assh*le On Live Television

    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/05/andrew-sullivan-calls-trump-asshle-live

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    1. Crystal Sage7:49 PM

      Loved seeing Chris Matthews get all het up that Andrew used a "word we don't say here." LOL and Sullivan was right but will probably never get asked back again.

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  9. Anonymous5:10 PM

    OT:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jesse-watters-ambush_us_57279ceae4b0b49df6abea74

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  10. Anonymous5:12 PM

    Wow. Elevator down. SNL have another month worth of material now. Poor girl, that must have hurt.

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    1. Anonymous1:52 AM

      Yes, her face is all bent out of shape. Wait, it is always like that!

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  11. Boscoe5:12 PM

    Yeah, sorry to piss on your parade but clearly he didn't even see it. I hate that doucheweasel as much as anyone, but this premise is utter bullshit and it makes me sad to see progressive sites spewing this stupid garbage.

    But I guess that's what you get when you monetize information, the future of everything is clickbait.

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    1. Anonymous6:04 PM

      So much concern.

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    2. Anonymous6:13 PM

      If he didn't see that in his peripheral vision then he should use a white cane.

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    3. Anonymous6:31 PM

      I watched it twice and got the impression myself that he didn't see her fall. But I don't understand why Heidi didn't help her.

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    4. Anonymous7:10 PM

      Oh Boscoe, should Ted and Heidi produce a Blood Libel video in their defense?

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    5. Anonymous7:28 PM

      Boscie is a cool dude and posts here often, but the first time he disagrees, people pile on. WTF, sometimescthese people are so goddam stupid.

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    6. Anonymous9:44 PM

      Agree with you, Boscoe.

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    7. Anonymous11:28 PM

      He saw her fall.

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    8. Anonymous4:10 AM

      Clearly he didn't see her as many others also showed NO sign of seeing her. It's very crowded and lots of noise. You can find a longer clip where Heidi reaches for Carly and a man helps her up. Most of the people in front also had no reaction. It isn't a very good angle for us to make judgments. But man oh man, some of you sure like to be hateful.

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  12. Anonymous5:20 PM

    People who live in the future are oblivious to the present. Poor them. Fuck them.
    GeorgiaPeach

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  13. Anonymous5:22 PM

    Reminds me (kinda!) of the 1992 campaign disaster that was Bob Dole. Dole literally walked off the edge of a stage. He wasn't injured; however, it was indicative of Dole's run for the White House. Right off the cliff!

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    1. Anonymous3:19 AM

      Dole got the GOP nomination in 1996.

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    2. Anonymous8:47 AM

      Oops. Yes, you are right. Sorry!

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  14. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Hillary Clinton plays the "woman card

    https://www.facebook.com/subjectpolitics/videos/vb.1633304150220472/1691179374432949/?type=2&theater

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  15. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Anyone notice all the people rushing to assist her? Yeah, I didn't either.

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    1. SallyinMI6:03 PM

      Well, Heidi did look down right away..but didn't offer her a hand up. I suspect that Heidi and Snarly are not friends.

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    2. There was a cameraman following Cruz' entrance filming the entire thing from the rear. I think Heidi saw Carly go down and thought for a minute, then remembered the camera and decided it would be better to pretend it didn't happen.

      But from that angle, the camera was sure to catch Carly in the background falling off the stage while Teddy was shaking hands, oblivious to it all. There is no way they are going to be able to use that footage.

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  16. Anonymous5:44 PM

    She didn't fall, she doubled over to throw up after making that announcement.

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  17. Anonymous5:46 PM

    She turned around, saw Ted Cruz and thought, "What the fuck have I done?" She then jumped.

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  18. Anonymous5:51 PM

    ...Under the circumstances, it’s easy to see why so many voters prefer Trump. He doesn’t play these complicated games of pretending to respect women while rejecting the possibility that women really can be equal to men. His belief systems are far more straightforward: He doesn’t think women are smart and any woman’s success that challenges him will be waved away as a gimme handed to her because of “political correctness.” For those who are sick of pretending to believe things they don’t want to believe, such as in the possibility that women can be smart, the Trump method is far more appealing than the elaborate systems of B.S. that other conservatives have built.

    That, plus it’s always thrilling to misogynists to hear that, simply by virtue of being male, they are better than a woman who was her class valedictorian, an accomplished lawyer, a senator and the secretary of state. But odds are low Trump will get far with the general electorate by suggesting that even the smartest woman somehow pales in comparison to a mediocre man.

    http://www.salon.com/2016/05/02/trump_embraces_blunt_sexism_his_supporters_love_the_absurd_idea_that_even_the_smartest_woman_isnt_as_good_as_a_man/

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    1. Anonymous6:03 PM

      What a POS: No self respecting woman would ever vote for trump!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I88Gtsr4mzI

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    2. At least with Drumpf you know exactly what you're getting. And it's easy to extrapolate how much worse it would be if he won.

      With the Cruz and Kasich, they are such liars and cons artists that you really don't know what you're voting for. Kasich not so much but Cruz is the Prince of Lies. Böhner was right. He's Satan.

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  19. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Rafael Cruz: A vote for my son is a vote “according to the word of God”

    ...In a video posted to the American Family Association of Indiana’ Facebook page, Cruz made an appeal to the state’s religious community on his son’s behalf:

    “I implore, I exhort every member of the Body of Christ to vote according to the word of God, and vote for the candidate that stands on the word of God and on the Constitution of the United States of America. And I am convinced that man is my son, Ted Cruz. The alternative could be the destruction of America.”

    Watch the full video below:

    http://www.salon.com/2016/05/02/rafael_cruz_a_vote_for_my_son_is_a_vote_according_to_the_word_of_god/

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    1. Anonymous7:19 PM

      LOL. Wow. Sorry, I have a thinking brain. And I am truly nuts about science.
      GeorgiaPeach

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    2. Anonymous7:46 PM

      I'm a "practicing" Christian, translated: human, and wouldn't vote for him if my life depended on it.

      He was sent from God like $arah was.
      Please make this STOP.

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    3. Anonymous10:16 PM

      Yes.

      dowl

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  20. Anonymous6:00 PM

    The New York Times’ Maureen Dowd officially weighed in on the probable general election match-up this past week-end with her standard take on everything: politics as a never-ending battle between macho men, effeminate boys and masculine girls. Normally this breaks down for Dowd as the tiresome Daddy and Mommy party split with the swaggering, manly Republicans vs the timorous girly-men Democrats. She flips the script when a Democratic woman is running, portraying her as a steely battle-ax squaring off with a needy, epicene male. This is how Maureen Dowd arrived at the laughable notion that Donald Trump is a “dove” compared to Hillary Clinton’s “hawk”.

    Maureen Dowd’s puerile, genderized cartoon version of American politics is nothing if not predictable. In fairness, however, others have come to the same conclusion for different reasons. But however it’s arrived at, it’s completely absurd. Hillary Clinton may be hawkish, depending on your perspective. But Donald Trump, by any comparison, is not a dove. He’s not even a hawk. He’s a bloodthirsty, prehistoric bird of prey.

    http://www.salon.com/2016/05/02/donald_trump_is_an_imperialist_thug_stop_saying_hes_less_hawkish_than_hillary_clinton/

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    1. Crystal Sage7:53 PM

      Maureen Dowd has hated the Clintons for well over twenty years. Everything she writes is run through that filter. She cannot be fair when it comes to Hillary.

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    2. Anonymous9:45 PM

      Crystal Sage + 1

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    3. Anonymous2:04 PM

      MD has been Clinton bashing since 92. She is irrational about Hillary especially.

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  21. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Fuck you Carly, forever and more.

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    1. Anonymous6:57 PM

      Now that would be cruel and unusual punishment, 6:39

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    2. Anonymous8:04 PM

      O/T: so, Bri$$le posted another picture of 'Sailor'. A grumpy face, but what caught my eyes: that baby has BLUE eyes. Both Bri$$le as well as DumkotAH have brown eyes.
      HMMM...Brown eyes are dominant... In order to have blue eyes, the baby needs to have parents with recessive blue eyes - and not grey or green ones, like Two-Tone-Toad has.

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    3. Anonymous9:26 PM

      Tripp has blue eyes too. Levi and Bristol are both brown.

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    4. Anonymous1:10 AM

      Eye color genetics are more complicated than that (look it up). It is possible for blue eye color to 'hide' for generations.
      http://genetics.thetech.org/ask-a-geneticist/brown-eyed-parents-blue-eyed-kids

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    5. Anonymous2:35 AM

      804
      Brown eyed people can carry a recessive nlue eye gene, and each of their offspring will have a 25 percent chance of having a blue eyed kid. dukota has blue eyes i thought, given each kid he and Bristle produce a 50% chance of having blue eyes.
      Babies eyes can change until 12 months old. think Sailor will have brown eyes. Bristol could be fucking with her photo app to change eye color.
      What is impossible or mathematically insane odds is for two blue eyed people to have a brown eyed kid - like little prince george.
      I think kate used one of her brown eyed sister's eggs to get pregnant. Kate only has one ovary and apparently it didn't function well. No biggie to me, but why the big secret??

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    6. Anonymous2:36 AM

      PS 8:04 Toad's grey green eyes means he has a recessive gene he gave to Bristle.
      Did you take biology?

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    7. Anonymous3:24 AM

      My blue-eyed niece's parents both have brown eyes

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    8. Anonymous6:15 AM

      Yes, ech brown eyes parent has a reessive gene, giving you niee a 25% chance of blue eyes. I have two cousins who won the blue eyed 25% lottery. My sibling and I with the same chances lost the blue eyed lottery.

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    9. Anonymous6:18 AM

      Again people, brown eyed paretns producing a blue eyed child is QUTW POSSIBLE 25% of the time.

      The impossibility is two blue eyed parents having a brown eyed child. Really improbable things need to happen for that with very very high odds as well as defective genes. Although inbreeding helps.

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    10. Anonymous7:22 AM

      My son has blue eyes, my husband and I have brown. My Dad and my husbands Dad had blue eyes.

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  22. Anonymous6:55 PM

    WHOA! Nobody seems to check on her/help her.
    Compassionate conservatives, right?!

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  23. Anonymous7:15 PM

    So Palinesque, dear Carly!
    I predict the same outcome.

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  24. Anonymous8:43 PM

    O/T sort of....And now for the flip side ...This is my Prime Minister ...and the other world leaders are not so bad either ;)...This is the best of Liberalism. Compare the garbage that is the GOP.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/justin-trudeau-invictus-games-video_us_5727a5dfe4b01a5ebde648ce

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  25. Anonymous8:46 PM

    Trump Blasts Cruz: 'Even I Would've Helped' Fiorina When She Fell Off Stage!

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-blasts-cruz-fiorina-fall

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  26. I read an article on Samatha Bee and found a YouTube clip of Ted Cruz in The Crucible when he was at Harvard Law.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GgrTMzFIQ

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  27. Colbert is having a field day with Ted Cruz tonight. He showed the Carly DeVille clip, the heckler that should be spanked, the huge "You Suck!" font that Fox News used to report it, and the Böhner comment about Cruz being Lucifer.

    Perhaps Colbert was just a bit hyper because Bill O'Reilly is on tonight. Not sure if I'll watch it. O'Reilly turns my stomach.

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  28. Anonymous3:35 AM

    First. Whether staged or not I hope that ms carly is ok. I must award the republican party "The political fickle finger of fate award" for the last 8+ yrs and the last 50yrs is already written in the history books.
    It is a sad short chapter.

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  29. "It’s like their hands suddenly morphed into battling feral cats."
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/carly-fiorina-and-ted-cruz-awkwardly-holding-hands-is-a-cringe-bomb_us_5727b0c3e4b01a5ebde658d7

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  30. Anonymous6:07 AM

    I am probably going to hell for the fact that I played this repeatedly until I had tears of laughter pouring down my face

    Oh well.

    I hope her plastic face didn't get too much screwed up.

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    1. Anonymous1:05 PM

      It would be hard to tell the difference.

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  31. Anonymous6:24 AM

    Dick Pocs>
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/arizona-school-unwittingly-distributes-yearbook-photo-of-students-penis/

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  32. 66gardeners6:53 AM

    WOW: there is actually footage of this!

    “His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald's being — you know, shot. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous,” Trump said Tuesday during a phone interview with Fox News. “What is this, right prior to his being shot, and nobody even brings it up. They don't even talk about that. That was reported, and nobody talks about it.”

    “I mean, what was he doing — what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the death? Before the shooting?” Trump continued. “It’s horrible.”


    courtesy of politico

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  33. Anonymous10:44 AM

    ROTFLMAO intro then she disappears. Nobody bothered. LMAO

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