Wednesday, June 08, 2016

So guess who's on their honeymoon. Update!

Courtesy of Dakota Meyer's Facebook page:  

On one hand, we know that everything happens for a reason, and there are no mistakes or coincidences. On the other hand, we learn that we can never give up, knowing that with the right tools and energy, we can reverse any decree or karma. So, which is it? Let the Light decide, or never give up? The answer is: both. — with Bristol Palin.

I had heard rumors that they they were married, and I guess this proves it.

Fortunately for Levi he now has joint custody so Bristol cannot take his son out of the state to live with her and her new baby daddy.

More on that later.

Update: ET has now confirmed the marriage as well:  

Bristol Palin is officially married! 

The 25-year-old daughter of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin married her on-again, off-again beau, Dakota Meyer, ET exclusively confirmed on Wednesday.

Exclusively? Sure okay. 

I imagine that somebody in the Palin family will make an official announcement at some point.

340 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:04 AM

    Yikes, married??? Really??? Can't wait 'til Mama Grizzly weighs in on this.

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    1. Anonymous7:00 AM

      Still no official DNA results? Didn't Bristol state that she "got ahead of myself"? AKAFTADARK dodged a bullet. BWAHAHAHAHA, Dakota is a bigger fool than originally thought, now he will raise 2 kids that Bristol acquired elsewhere.

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    2. Anonymous8:00 AM

      Yuck,yuck. They certainly deserve each other. Low information breeders. Raising the junker kid. What webs you weave,Barstool.

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    3. Anonymous8:15 AM

      Yea wait until Dumkota pulls a surreptitious DNA test on Sailor, and finds out that Sailor is not his and biracial like the godchild! Maybe he will go nuts and shoot Brissyfor tricking him. He has go to be the dumbest fuck ever, EVAH to go back to her. I swear she much have a golden vajayjay or "something" maybe it traps like a dogs and hold the guy there? We she found a husband for all her bastard kids.

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    4. I can't believe $arah missed an opportunity to have a big fund-raisin' wedding!

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    5. Our Lad8:29 AM

      File under: who gives two shits?

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    6. Anonymous8:33 AM

      Deni8:24 AM

      I can't believe $arah missed an opportunity to have a big fund-raisin' wedding!
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      LOL! She alreday did that last year and ain't doing again! I think even SHE has had it with her bastard producing drug using DV inciting/fight'n spawns....just sayin!

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    7. Anonymous8:44 AM

      I think people are jumping to conclusions here. There is no proof that MOH and D'OH got married - and it's impossible to believe that if so, they would be milking this in the media as much as possible.

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    8. Anonymous9:24 AM

      Sarah can still have a huge reception, like she did for Track and Britta so their kid would not always be a bastard in the church.

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    9. Anonymous10:15 AM

      But 8:44, Grif said it was PROOF! So, it has to be PROOF! Cuz he said so.

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    10. Anonymous10:21 AM

      This is proof they went on a trip somewhere together. It's hardly proof of a marriage. Give me a break! Gryphen again claims he knew all along. You're as big a grifter as the Palins.

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    11. Anon @1021:You forgot to point out the promise of more later, he has to keep his rabid followers lathered up. The ex Kindergarten teachers aide loves the attention of his followers.

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    12. Anonymous11:07 AM

      That ring she sports looks like a cheap aluminum ring like you can get in a dime store. Does not look like she is wearing a diamond ring and a wedding band. Looks like a double aluminum one, fake to look like silver.

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  2. That is one creepy looking couple

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    1. Anonymous8:01 AM

      I agree.

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    2. Anonymous8:18 AM

      Yes, so creepy with their lipless reptilian faces.

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  3. Anonymous6:06 AM

    Well, whoop dee doo.

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  4. 66gardeners6:16 AM

    Get off the stage....and quit pimping your children for your publicity's sake.

    Get a Job!

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    1. Anonymous8:03 AM

      But,that's all they got! Simple is,as stupid does. What's a job?? That's a dirty word in the Plain family.

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  5. Anonymous6:22 AM

    MOH is almost as good at word salad as his heroine, Sarah Palin.

    If what he wrote means that he and Bristol are married or are about to be married, well, they deserve each other.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous6:27 AM

      word salad = dyslexia =
      W, scratch, and dumpster

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    2. Anonymous8:00 AM

      Well she needs someone to write her blog and she won't have to pay for it now.

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  6. Anonymous6:24 AM

    Dakota must be totally brain dead ... even Levi was not dumb enough to marry her.

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    1. Anonymous7:41 AM

      What else does Dakota have going for him? He lends his name in advertising some guns. He doesn't seem to have appeared before any veterans groups lately. Someone said that his "business" in Kentucky was for sale. And, he is stuck paying for the kid whether she really is his kid or not. He wants to be Sailor's father, and that means that he is stuck with Sailor's mother.

      Bristol needs to be married, too, otherwise people will continue to refer to her as the unwed mother of at least two children. What else does she have in her life, other than posing a la Kardashian and dreaming of another reality show.
      Have you heard Dakota speak? Really?

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    2. Anonymous8:05 AM

      Yup,he's as dumb as the "bag of hammers" that he's porking.

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    3. Anonymous8:07 AM

      4 plus kids..

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    4. Beefy's halibut pic was,to show us that she FINALLY hooked a MAN y'all!

      Next step is to get pregnant with a Lil Dumbkota! Of course it will have to be via the turkey baster, cause Dumbkota is very unappealing looking. He ain't no Levi...Amirite Beefy or amirite! LOL!!

      Once the baby is born (Finally, a Palin baby born in wedlock! Praise Jesus!)

      Dumbkota will be kicked back to Kentucky, and forces to pay for TWO kids...

      *insert cash register sound here*


      And Beefy will be able to, buy as many shoes she can wear on those hooves she calls feet!

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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    5. Anonymous10:55 AM

      Gina, I thought the very same thing a few minutes ago. ;-)

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    6. WakeUpAmerica11:01 AM

      Didja have to bring back the Penquin's pic, Gina? I've missed you though.

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  7. Anonymous6:25 AM

    It has to be asked: When is her due date?

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    1. Anonymous6:56 AM

      7 months from now.

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    2. Anonymous6:59 AM

      I'd say around December or January.

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    3. Anonymous7:37 AM

      40 weeks from Dakota's first visit to Alaska after Sailor was born.

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  8. Anonymous6:26 AM

    Dakota moving to Alaska? Because I sure don't see Bristol moving back to Kentucky and staying there.

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    1. Anonymous8:09 AM

      That is one creepy looking guy. Perfect for the *mask botch job/bristol's face.

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  9. Anonymous6:26 AM

    2 inspirational speakers for the price of 1.

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    1. Anonymous10:59 AM

      The Duggars finally get some competition!

      praise jeebus!

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  10. Anonymous6:27 AM

    They got married? I'm surprised they didn't hold out for $arah's dream of a wedding and a reception brawl at the White House

    In any case, Dakota, you deserve every last bit of misery you are going to endure...For the rest of your life

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    1. Anonymous7:28 AM

      All on tape, for the reality show, you know.

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    2. Anonymous8:21 AM

      Oh, please. He's just as fucked up as she is. They'll inflict pure misery on each other.

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    3. Anonymous9:57 AM

      The no chin wonder and horse teeth doh make a match made in hell.

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  11. Anonymous6:32 AM

    I am wondering .... which one gets the first black eye and which one files the first restraining order?

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    1. Anonymous8:21 AM

      Could go either way.

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  12. Anonymous6:33 AM

    Well, somehow, I cannot believe that they got married, and Bar$tool did not try to grift for presents.
    But, if they are, more power to them.

    Just hoping, that DumbkotAh is a good father to Tripp.

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    1. Anonymous7:05 AM

      Tripp has a perfectly good father.

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    2. Anonymous8:34 AM

      Agreed. Tripp has a GREAT biological father. Unfortunately, if these two low-IQers are married, then DumbkotAh is his de-facto father, and he can discipline him the way he wants to, and do with him (almost) whatever he wants to. For sure, he will try to make him into a 'jar head'.

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    3. Anonymous8:37 AM

      And a fine stepmom to go with a darn good dad.

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    4. Anonymous10:26 AM

      Time will tell at just how effective Tripp's father and stepmother are.

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  13. Anonymous6:33 AM

    Guess what, Palins. We've moved on. 2016 election infinitely more interesting than you stupid people.

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    1. Kind of a welcome development actually. Let them all fade into their well deserved mediocrity.

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    2. Anonymous8:33 AM

      lololol.

      No, you Palin obsessed never move on.

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    3. Anonymous8:40 AM

      Yes! The elections are here and You're Old News. Bye bye. Taco Bell and the Dogcatcher position are still open. They'll hire practically anyone.

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    4. Anonymous8:43 AM

      8:33, lololol: ... And you are still here, too!

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    5. Anonymous9:04 AM

      Admittedly, the job of helping the Palin obsessed recognize deal with their addiction is endless and thankless work 8:43.

      Luckily it is entertaining.

      lol.

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    6. Anonymous9:52 AM

      Nah,just another soap opera that's now timed out.

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    7. Anonymous10:19 AM

      Right. We're closer than ever to having old Trump de Dump in office and appointing that idiot blow bag tundra twat a position and now y'all wanna shut up about her. What happened to all the shit Griff had on her and that he would release "when the time was right" Couldn't be anymore right than now. But of course it was horse shit all along.

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  14. Anonymous6:33 AM

    How many other trial daddies failed/ran away? Dakota must have a 2x4 strapped across his ass to avoid falling in. Two drunk retards married? Will Track and Dakota have a shootout?

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    1. Anonymous6:55 AM

      See TPM for lovely cartoon of Palin kissing up to Trump. It is absolutely perfect.

      http://blogs.thetimes-tribune.com/johncole/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012916coletoon.jpg

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    2. Anonymous7:00 AM

      This is a relationship for the tabloids and they will milk it accordingly. They will break up and then get back together again many times. Bristol will continue this until she finds someone else. Then, she will claim Dakota hit her and her new boyfriend is good with kids. Dakota will never understand. He will become the bad guy. He will be broke and still believe that she loves him.

      Don't believe me? Ask Palin's brother-in-law or any of Bristol's exs

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    3. Anonymous9:26 AM

      Nobody else wants him,or her. Ugly people deserve each other.

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  15. Anonymous6:50 AM

    Well that one way he don`t have to pay child support.

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    1. Anonymous9:19 AM

      He better save up for the alimony he will pay later.

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  16. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Couldn't wait for a White House wedding? Like that was ever going to happen!

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  17. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Wait till Dakota does not do what Bristol wants. He is in for a big treat. She grabbed him and now he will pay for it. She will get pg quickly again for double support. What a dummy. She set a trap and he went in. Bristol knows she is broke and this will be her paycheck.

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    1. Anonymous8:19 AM

      That was my first thought...Bristol landed her meal ticket just before SarahPAC is announced as broke.

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    2. Anonymous9:34 AM

      But what if he is broke too? Maybe they are using each other. He might think Sarah has more cash stashed away other than the PAC money.

      Dakota doesn't have to pay support for Sailor, and he can live an outdoor lifestyle in AK (guns, guns and more guns!) when he is in the state, and maybe travel out of the state a lot to get away from Bristol.

      And he's getting the side benefit of a horny wife.
      It's a win-win for Dakota. Let's face it, he had no real prospects either.

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    3. Anonymous9:50 AM

      Just a pair of losers.

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  18. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Why isn't Sarah and family celebrating?

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  19. Anonymous6:56 AM

    When do either of them work?

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    1. Anonymous7:35 AM

      GOOD QUESTION!

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    2. Anonymous8:44 AM

      They live off the welfare system - sarahpac.

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  20. Anonymous6:59 AM

    hahaha, cough, haha.... ha

    The stupid is strong with this one.

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    1. Anonymous7:49 AM

      MOH and D'OH!

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  21. Anonymous7:02 AM

    What's up with the death grip on that flabby arm?

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  22. Anonymous7:03 AM

    In six months Sailor will be reciting rap songs, and Dakota will wonder where she got that talent.

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    1. Anonymous7:31 AM

      wow 7:03 shouldn't you be ironing your hood?

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    2. Anonymous8:23 AM

      Your racism is getting old. Go play in Camp Trump.

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    3. Anonymous8:32 AM

      Liberals have always been the true racists 8:23. Always dividing, always categorizing people by skin color, gender, looks.

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    4. Anonymous8:47 AM

      No shit. Give the race thing up. You're beating a dead horse. My family's like the United nations. That's a white baby with native blood.

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    5. Anonymous9:21 AM

      Don't forget intelligence, 8:32. We definitely set you apart for your lower intelligence. Now go play in Camp Trump.

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    6. Anonymous9:23 AM

      8:32. Looks like Trump has the Repugs panties jerked clear to their ankles with the race card. The persistent interjection of race are obnoxious..but they do have a point. We've all lived thru the last 8 yrs of Plains racial attacks on our president. However,2 wrongs don't make a right when it comes to a child. Give it up.

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    7. Anonymous9:47 AM

      8:23 here. The persistent interjection, meaning the after dark references..

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    8. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Oops,wrong comment..9:23 here. The persistent interjection, meaning the afta dark references..

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  23. Crystal Sage7:04 AM

    Stockholm Syndrome. Bristol's vagina captured Dakota and he has been indoctrinated to love his captor.

    Is there a reality show in the works?

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  24. how long till we see their reality show pilot? ...I say Bristle has changed from emulating Kardashians, to going more Duggar-style in her grifting.

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    1. Anonymous10:18 AM

      No reality show for these two dullards. They both have the personality of a rock; likewise, their speaking skills and intelligence are at a 3rd grade level.

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  25. Anonymous7:10 AM

    Just when you think these people cannot get any more stupid... they do!

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  26. Anonymous7:11 AM

    Clearly, these are not people who think things through and practice the art of patience before making major, life-changing decisions. How sad for their children.

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  27. WA Skeptic7:31 AM

    Ah, Dakota. Someone waves a little nooky under your nose and you follow the scent into the trap.

    You poor schmuck...

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    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      He'll live to regret it.

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    2. Anonymous10:54 AM

      7:53: IF he lives long enough.

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  28. Anonymous7:32 AM

    There's a fool born every minute. Dahkota was that fool on his natal day.

    I feel for the POOR KIDS who are born to the palin famdamnily!

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  29. Anonymous7:33 AM

    SP and family are going into overdrive to "clean up" in anticipation of Trumpster choosing the Nitwit to be his running mate. As others have stated, what could be more "American" than to march Barstool, MOH, and Sailor onto the stage as part of the "happy family unit". The Nitwit thinks that MOH will give her military cred. Not sure how she'll explain away Trackmarks, but it's obvious she's setting up a plan for the family in case Trumpster is stupid enough to choose her....

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    1. Anonymous7:58 AM

      Wonder what Sarah paid him to marry Bristol and/or promised him?

      There was no big announcement, no wedding photos published? Seems odd to me! We all know the Palins love publicity - especially Sarah and Bristol!

      Sarah Palin would probably jump at the chance to be on Trump's ticket, but I seriously doubt he'd ask her!

      It would be fun to watch them though IF it were to occur. Neither is a team player and they'd end up power playing and battling constantly!

      Plus, Sarah would holler at Trump - call him names and probably get physical at some point! Trump wouldn't know what to do with her! Haha!

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    2. Anonymous8:23 AM

      Trump is not about to choose her as a running mate. He has zero intention of using her for anything significant.

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    3. Anonymous9:14 AM

      8:23 AM It may not be a choice. He may just be stuck. The jerk has a pitiful staff and listens to no one. He could still be manipulated. There are many months of up and down with the clown.

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  30. She got her daughter back.....no more 50/50.
    Wish this couple all good things and that Bristol gets her shit together...prenup?

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    1. Anonymous9:12 AM

      David French wrote her prenup, can you imagine?

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  31. Anonymous7:35 AM

    How could they get married without a big tented barbq?

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    1. Anonymous8:34 AM

      I know, it's shocking! But surely the 4th of July will be their big party day.

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    2. Anonymous8:52 AM

      And a doughnut truck to cater the wedding??!!?

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  32. Anonymous7:35 AM

    I kind of doubt they're married, or that they ever will be. They'll live together for a while, get into some trashy brawl, he'll move out, she'll give birth six or seven months from now, and there'll be another endless tacky dispute over custody, complete with requests for DNA testing. It's the Palin way.

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  33. Anonymous7:44 AM

    ALL FAKErs or would that be Fuckers Fotos?
    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/ethnic-outreach-trump-popular-with-stock-photos-telenovela-actresses-and-that-african-american-guy/>

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  34. Anonymous7:47 AM

    Instead of pretending to know what we're talking about, and pretending to know these two or Levi for that matter, let's just let ALL these people live their lives. No one has problems. Stop being jealous of happy people.

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    1. Anonymous8:05 AM

      When they stop advertising themselves to the world at large and using kids as pawns, only then.

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    2. You really are incapable of leaving Levi and his family out of this, aren't you, Alicia?

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    3. Only twelve year olds assume any voice of dissension equals jealousy. 12 year olds and stalkers with restraining orders.

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    4. Anonymous8:26 AM

      These people are welcome to "live their lives" (vibrantly) just as soon as they stop plastering themselves all over social and other media. They've made it abundantly clear they don't want to live privately; they have to accept the consequence of people having public reactions.

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    5. Anonymous8:30 AM

      7:47 if you were "letting" people live their lives you wouldn't be here commenting.

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    6. Anonymous8:57 AM

      Happy people don't Project their disfunctional lives on the American public. Responsible parenting means holding a job and paying your own way. Responsible parents are good role models. Palins are bums and leaches. Unemployed,dishonest lowlifes.

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    7. Anonymous10:22 AM

      "project their disfunctional lives on the American public"

      lol.... Yes, yes.... Almost forgot what projection onto the American public was.


      Obsessed IMers who spend all day waiting for a new Palin picture on an instagram account that nobody else in the world really cares about, is of course equatable to projection onto the American public.

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    8. Anonymous10:32 AM

      Once again the great (not) Meghan Phillips has to shoot her mouth off twice in a row.

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    9. WakeUpAmerica11:06 AM

      7:47
      Follow your own advice. Go away and let us live our lives. You don't know us. ROFLMAO

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  35. Anonymous7:49 AM

    No kidding things happen. Dont say no one warned you even the universe warned you. Now go away. You two are plain.

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  36. Anonymous7:51 AM

    It's funny to me that these two know each other better than she and Levi have ever known each other. A big reason no one should get married in or right after school.

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    1. How do you know that they know each other? As far as I can see, they barely know each other.

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    2. Anonymous8:26 AM

      Or after dating a total of like three months, which is all these two have done.

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    3. Anonymous8:32 AM

      They were fighting longer than they were together...

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  37. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Back in Hawaii again Barstool? What about that full time job at Dr Jack Me-off's office? Yeah, we thought so...

    Wonder how MOH is going to keep you in all that designer gear.

    Duh, you are as dumb as a box of hammers.

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  38. Anonymous7:52 AM

    I find it curious that Duh and Barstool are honeymooning where m.o.h.'s first marriage took place. #1 wife left after he drank himself into a ptsd stupor and became abusive. Good times ahead!

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    1. Anonymous9:09 AM

      Yep. His whole history and now this you really have to wonder what else he is hiding.

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  39. Anonymous7:52 AM

    It didn't take long. The woman is so desperate to hook a husband she didn't care whom or how, and the "groom" is as dumb as a rock. LOL...BTW they are a weird looking-ugly couple.

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    1. Anonymous8:03 AM

      If she were desperate she would have married years ago. Or she would've married last year. She has never settled. She's young.

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    2. Anonymous8:21 AM

      8:03
      She's never settled, or nobody ever wanted to go through with it?

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    3. Anonymous8:21 AM

      Oh, she settled all right!

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    4. Anonymous8:27 AM

      No one wanted to marry her until now, 8:03. Duh.

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    5. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Yeah, both have no upper lip and it reminds me of what happens when someone eats rat poison in Raymond Carver's "What We Talk About When We Talk About Love." Ick. Freaky. And that's quite a doughy bicep Dakota has.

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    6. Anonymous8:33 AM

      I would say she settled, but she's so used up (not to mention toxic in so many ways) at a relatively young age and no one else would have wanted her, unless to see what all the fuss was about. Sorry to have to put it that way, but it's the only reason another guy would have shown the least bit of interest in her(and by extension, Sarah). Dakota is her last good chance, and she knows it.

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    7. Anonymous8:42 AM

      8:27, so right. And the only reason she's married is because of Sailor. That's it. So simple.

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    8. Anonymous9:06 AM

      He is doing his best to be a Lumbersexual like Levi.

      Pathetic.

      Bristol will have sex but she will never be attracted to that.

      It looks like he needs a 'beard' to marry, the deal may not be that she has to have sex with him. Pre-nup probably says she is to use birth control with her sex partners.

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  40. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Not that she's leaving AK, but Levi signed off on her moving to Kentucky when they created a parenting plan that involved 2 states. But none of this is our business. Liberals have done enough damage with the lies blogs have started over 7 years.

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    1. Anonymous8:32 AM

      No.

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    2. Lindsay8:37 AM

      Only the worst mother in the universe would attempt to rip a child away from a loving father and step mother not once but twice. I hope that Bristol isn't this selfish but I am not holding my breath. If Dakota has any honor whatsoever he would never had played a role in Trip being taken away from his father and wouldn't dream of doing it again. Especially since Trip has had ONE step- mother since he was 1. On the other hand, Bristol has been involved with several men and has encouraged Trip to bond with each of them only to have that bond broken. I don't care what Levi signed off on, this is about what's right. I hope that Bristol and Dakota do

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    3. Anonymous9:06 AM

      Liberal lies? The people who lie are the Palins. Sarah did not give birth to Trig. Sarah, Bristol and Dakota are the ones posting the photos and comments. If they want to have a private life, they should get off of social media. So should 8:02

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    4. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Lindsay, every word you said, ++++++.

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  41. Anonymous8:08 AM

    I'm just happy this "power couple" has an ever shrinking conservative base. They may grift on however they can but together they'll never be able to inflict any real damage upon America like Sarah Palin once did. Thanks to Bristol's promiscuity the opportunity has passed for any meaningful political alliances. After the reality shows fail it will be cheap motels and speeches at county fairs.

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    1. Anonymous8:31 AM

      Bristol's "base" is old women who call themselves "Christian" and have convinced themselves the Palins actually believe in the same stuff, young women who also got knocked up at a tender age, and fat middle-aged men who like to think about fucking her.

      Dakota's "base" is mentally and socially damaged military folk who spend each day congratulating themselves on their "honor" while doing profoundly dishonorable stuff.

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    2. Anonymous9:01 AM

      8:31 AM TRUTH

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  42. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Did Sarah officiate the ceremony?

    Is it Mrs. Bristol Meyer or did Bristol keep the Palin name just in case?

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    1. Anonymous9:21 AM

      That just makes my brain say "Squibb".

      How unfortunate.

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    2. Anonymous10:20 AM

      Squibb will be their new baby's name!

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  43. Anonymous8:19 AM

    They'll be separated within a year. Both are hot-tempered, abuse alcohol and use violence to solve problems. Neither has exhibited the maturity or patience needed to work out relationship challenges. This marriage may have a bunch of stalls and restarts, but it's ultimately doomed.

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    1. Anonymous9:34 AM

      I think it's great they are back together...because when they break up (and they will) it will be fun to watch them implode.

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  44. Anonymous8:26 AM

    I have to hand it to them for not doing the tacky thing that surely--surely--was part of their talking: a 4th of July wedding because they always have to shove their so-called superior patriotism down people's throats. Maybe his family will show up in Alaska then, though, for a belated reception.

    And going off and eloping absolutely shows class given Bristol's history.

    As well, she could now have unprotected sex and not have to deal with new pregnancy news. What's funny is, the baby's between 6 and 7 months now and so she'd normally be having sex without protection. Will she, though, now married, actually use protection? We know she gets pregnant at the drop of a hat. If she doesn't get pregnant soon, we'll know that after all these years and pregnancies, she's finally been enlightened.

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    1. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Sure, now that she is married she starts using protection. No profit to be had with "legitimate" babies.

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    2. Anonymous10:59 AM

      If she doesn't pop out any more kids, it will be because the Alaska Permanent Fund is dropping down to $1000 per person. That own;t pay for a flight to and from KY will it?

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  45. betsy s8:29 AM

    Have all we IM readers just forgotten about who's Trig's real mom?

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    1. Anonymous9:02 AM

      Sarah is trying to distract you, 8:29. She took Trig to a ball game talking about motherhood.

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    2. Anonymous9:12 AM

      Nope,Barstool the breeder birfed him. Granny birthed a seat cushion.

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    3. Anonymous10:16 AM

      Yeah, Sarah thinks she's so sly.

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    4. Anonymous10:19 AM

      I have never believed that Bri$$y is Trig's mom; but, i do believe that Todd is Trig's daddy.

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    5. Anonymous10:58 AM

      10:19
      Yeh because that's more likely? (eye roll)

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  46. Anonymous8:31 AM

    Well what a tailspin!

    Hope that this couple can have a good life together, and work out their problems privately, and no more 'drama' on FB and speed-dial to gossip rags.

    If they care about their child, they'll stop using media to roll out their private trash.

    I always wondered if that break-up was, in part, Bristol's rebellion against Sarah. Sarah seemed to be right in the middle of that match-up from the start and dominated the wedding plans.

    Could be Bristol is freeing herself from mommy dearest and eloping is one way of telling the parents, 'lay off'.

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    1. Anonymous9:28 AM


      For the child's sake I'm glad they're together. To the child's detriment, they will never go private.

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    2. Anonymous10:16 AM

      And we can practically bet that Sailor and any sibs she has will witness some ugly drunken behavior from the parents and uncle and other relatives. So sad.

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  47. Anonymous8:32 AM

    Fugly people. "Horny dunce dunce" is their new reality show.

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  48. Anonymous8:36 AM

    It's so disgusting that she played such head games for months and kept him from his daughter and was so hateful. She talks about karma. Hers is still waiting to make her life hell. It will happen.

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    1. Anonymous8:53 AM

      Yep, think of all the time and money wasted in court, lawyers, depositions, DNA testing, airfare, etc.

      Remember the lies Bristol told Dakota about breastfeeding and her work schedule.

      They both deserve each other and I don't give their relationship a year.

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  49. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Man, he's again wearing one of those effeminate tank tops that look like the holes are for a ladies size shirt. I can't believe Bristol lets him wear such a bad look.

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    1. Anonymous9:27 AM

      Preppy. Check it out. It says a lot about what he is hiding.

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    2. Anonymous9:38 AM

      I could care less about his tank top. But when Duhkota posted the pic of him & Bristol the other day on his Facebook people noticed the "engagement" ring on her finger. But even more than that what I thought was funny were the overwhelming comments about Bristol's ripped up jeans. Buy that woman some pants, what's wrong with her pants, looks like you got the fish hook in her pants, why can't you afford to buy her some pants that aren't ripped up, etc. lol.

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    3. Anonymous10:14 AM

      She did manage to wear unripped jeans in that freaky pic she posted in the salon with her sisters. I barely noticed the pants though because of how Piper looked like a possessed other-era Kewpie doll. (I know Piper's still a minor and normally I'd not criticize a minor, but she really gives me the heebie-jeebies.)

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  50. Anonymous8:45 AM

    This marriage is a fraud. During the first engagement, people noticed there was no planning going on, no dress shopping with the girls, no wedding talk of any kind. Fast forward to this time, and they skipped the planning and work that goes into a wedding and just went straight to posting pictures of a honeymoon and Bristol with a wedding band on her finger.
    Pure laziness to not even put effort into making the fraud look legitimate.

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  51. Anonymous8:49 AM

    Sarah must be salivating at the attention she can get for another news round.

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  52. Anonymous8:50 AM

    He sure has gotten fat and flabby, and she sure got a tight grip on him (in more ways than one, I'd say)!

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    1. Anonymous10:57 AM

      Yeah, you'd think Miss Diet Drink would want someone a bit more svelte than Dakota--if he's this flabby now, imagine what he'll look like at 40-a Huckabee?

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    2. Anonymous11:15 AM

      10:57: More like a tRumpf!

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  53. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Black Baby? WTF
    http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2016/06/08/3785917/hospital-assault-trump/

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  54. Anonymous8:56 AM

    Poor Dud was kicked out of Valhalla and had to settle for hell on earth. At last he can be killed in battle.
    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2016/05/im-pretty-sure-this-is-bristols-house.html

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  55. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Red Flag PRACTICE ZONE? Remember PUTIN?>
    http://thinkprogress.org/sports/2016/06/02/3784156/police-violence-in-brazil-likely-to-get-worse/

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  56. Anonymous9:12 AM

    I got three wordsof warning for Dumbass Dakota: Life insurance policy. Watch out for "accidents."

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  57. Anonymous9:24 AM

    Interesting. And, these two freaks get married within weeks after Levi was ordered by the court to pay an additional $60,000 child support for Tripp. Was Dakota ever out of the picture? Or, is this just part of the original scheme? Bristol probably has her attorney on speed dial. Wonder which tabloid got the exclusive?

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    1. Anonymous10:38 AM

      So she got a fresh $60,000 in her hands and first thing she does is blow it on another vacation in Hawaii ? What other new items are going to pop up in her driveway next week ? Instead of putting it away for Tripp's future. Don't forget to set aside 20% for withholding Brissy; you know, that's income, you gotta pay taxes on that.

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    2. Anonymous10:55 AM

      Taxes? They're Republican-they find loopholes for that, and besides, Sarah does whatever she wants until the law tells her she can't, and then she ignores them and gets away with that. It's why they stay in Alaska--the laws do not apply to the Palins.

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  58. Anonymous9:25 AM

    Rush marriage.
    Is she pregnant?

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    1. Anonymous10:47 AM

      When is she not pregnant???

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  59. Anonymous9:27 AM

    Sarah must have told Bristol that Donald Trump is fucking up so don't count on a White House wedding for the Medal of Honor recipient

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  60. Anonymous9:40 AM

    THIS IS ABSOLUTE PROOF. Dakota is not a bi-sexual Marine, he is the father of Sailor and Sarah Palin gave birth to Trig Palin.

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    1. Anonymous10:15 AM

      heehee Are you implying Bri$$y has been relegated to the role of a beard?

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  61. Anonymous9:44 AM

    That's right Sarah. Fix up the family. Track should marry too. It'll all look good to the puritans of this country. Don't forget that the puss in your souls tho will threaten to spill out at the most inopportune time. Be ready for that. Families that spew religion and righteousness have this way of getting these bombshells of outrageous crazy explode in their faces.

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  62. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Oh, ok. Just one more comment. She sure is dug in like a tick.

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  63. AJ billings9:54 AM

    Dakota, you are going to reap bitterness and having THAT IDIOT for a mother in law is beyond what any human could bear.

    Among all humans on the face of the Earth, you are now to be pitied for a self inflicted tragedy that will unfold

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  64. Anonymous10:03 AM

    So they are in Hawaii. And she has the engagement ring on PLUS a wedding band.

    So when was the wedding? Was it in Hawaii or Alaska? Or did they just elope? No ceremony, no wedding dress, no flowers or guests in attendance? Where was Dakota's family? Didn't they attend?? And who's watching Sailor?

    I smell a rat. Just like the last time they were going to get married. No planning or anything.

    So Sarah and Todd's first chance to be parents of the bride and this is what they do? This family has no class at all.
    They are the bottom of the barrel Americans. Just a bunch of losers.

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    1. Anonymous10:36 AM

      She also put on a cap and gown and said she graduated high school. Pffft!

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    2. Anonymous10:53 AM

      Hey, her mother put on a cap, a gown, and the wrong color tassel and said she graduated from a college...'any of 'em, all of' em.' Like mother, like daughter.

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  65. Anonymous10:06 AM

    I hope Dakota paid his lawyer's fees.

    She won't take him on as a client when he files for divorce.

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  66. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Thank God for this Payme post.

    ... the only reason to read here, now.

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  67. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Always has to make sure the ring is prominently displayed. Probably cubic zirconia anyway.

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    1. Anonymous11:32 AM

      She always does. It's so cheesy. Like here, she digs into Dakotas soft bicep so as to make her hand the center of attention. But she especially forced the issue in the pic of her holding up the fish. What a joke.

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  68. Anonymous10:29 AM

    Lives in Ak and was BIG on Sara Pee>
    http://sixseeds.patheos.com/churchformen/2016/06/a-leftist-idea-that-could-lead-to-a-ministry-explosion/

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  69. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Any guesses on how many days they have actually spent together? You know "together" in each other's company........baaaaahaaaaaHA it's only the beginning of June! Buckle up people, it's going to be an entertaining ride!

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    1. Anonymous11:56 AM

      I'm wondering when Sailor's little brother or sister will be showing up. 40 weeks from his first visit in March? 40 weeks from Mothers Day weekend? 40 weeks from Memorial Day weekend?

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  70. Anonymous10:46 AM

    That photo yells,"I'm with stupid".

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  71. Anonymous10:49 AM

    I never bought into the crap that "Bristol" wrote on her blog, just as I'm not with the "wit and wisdom" of Dakota Meyer. They deserve each other, but at least Gryph gave some people here their little fix for the day! Carry on.

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  72. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Do you think they are going to get drunk tonight?

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  73. Anonymous11:55 AM

    If we add up all of the time that Dakota and Bristol have spent together, it doesn't come to more than a few months. Some people know instantly when they have met the right person. Some people are mature enough to make quick judgements about marriage.

    But, we're talking about Bristol and Dakota, who looked as if they were heading for marriage and something made Bristol leave very quickly a week before their wedding last year. They have only spent little time together this year, but I can see that each of them might need to get married, without giving a serious matter any serious thought.

    Bristol's get out of jail free card was due to expire. She could only go so far as the single unwed mother of at least two children (and probably more). Who would date her? Who would like to get dragged through the courts and treated the way that she treated Levi and Dakota when they were on the paying end of things. Dakota does not appear to have had any serious relationships since his marriage to Cassie broke up. They married in haste when they were both too young to realize that marriage was more than a ceremony.

    What lies ahead for Dakota? He sold his home repair business in Kentucky. Actually, he had joined forces with real contractor. Will Dakota and Todd go into business together, building fences and houses that look like the sports center? Maybe Dakota can work with Todd in the family fishing business. Maybe Dakota can get Track some help for his PTSD. Maybe Dakota can--- Dakota will do what Sarah and Bristol have decided that he will do, and he probably likes it that way.

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  74. Anonymous11:57 AM

    His command of the English language is as bad as the Palin's. That's some kind of word salad. Karma?

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    1. Anonymous12:45 PM

      They are an intellectual match made in Heaven, or maybe in the Light.

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  75. Anonymous12:51 PM

    She can now officially fuc_. Damn good for a Palin kid!

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