Saturday, June 18, 2016

The Republican party's white knight has arrived. George W. Bush. Wait, that can't be right.

How do you like me now?
Courtesy of Reuters: 

Former President George W. Bush had every intention of sticking to his self-imposed exile from politics, but found that the phone kept ringing with appeals from Republican U.S. Senate candidates for help, friends say. 

As a result, Bush has embarked on a rescue mission to try to preserve the Republicans' narrow Senate majority in a year in which many party figures fear presumptive nominee Donald Trump will drag them down to defeat in the Nov. 8 elections. 

Republicans control 54 seats in the 100-member Senate. 

Friends say Bush was initially reluctant to get involved, feeling his time in the limelight had passed. They said he was surprised at the appeals he was receiving to get back into politics more than seven years after his eight-year White House run ended.

Okay it's still only June right?

Because I swear it is beginning to feel more and more like Christmas every day.

George W. Bush, arguably the WORST President this country has seen in its entire two hundred and forty one year history, is now the savior of the Republican party.

If this keeps up I'm going to have to start believing in God.

75 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:17 PM

    Yes and we all know how dragging out W saved Jeb!

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    1. Anonymous6:11 PM

      Excellent point!

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    2. Anonymous7:58 PM

      Ha! It looks like he would hit her.
      https://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-IY426_jebfla_J_20150616170457.jpg

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  2. Caroll Thompson2:19 PM

    I would argue that James Buchanan is still the worst President we ever had and W comes in at the second worst.

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    1. Dumbya first. Reagan 2nd, Buchanan third.

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    2. Balzafiar2:42 PM

      I have heard that Warren G. Harding belongs on that list also.

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  3. Randall2:20 PM

    This is a trick, right?
    I mean ...you're just trying to get my hopes up, right?
    Cause, I mean, ...really
    George W. Bush is the best they've GOT?
    The Asshole from El Paso?
    What can I say?
    Mission Accomplished.

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    1. OMG...I'm baaacckk! It's Dub-ya again!!! Maybe Dick Cheney could chime in. lol

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    2. Anonymous3:57 PM

      USA! USA! USA!
      http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Olympics+Day+3+Swimming+pN74H3DcrYDl.jpg

      Representing the United States of America.
      http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0808/drunken-president-president-bush-drunk-olympics-demotivational-poster-1218647960.jpg

      It alll had to be perfect. Laura had that extra touch to make sure there were no wrinkles.
      http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/cms/binary/1126812.jpg?size=640x420

      I can't believe he was allowed to leave the house. What a representatinve.
      http://www.rumormillnews.com/pix4/3__beijing_olympics_swimming_olysw106.jpg

      A man needs his enablers.
      http://markjrebilas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ea08y_0877.jpg

      I would love to see the family album.
      http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20080811/WBwblogolitics20080811110934/Beijing.jpg

      Groper in Chief
      http://www.rumormillnews.com/pix4/7_bush_.jpg

      Rowdy Gentleman is still makeing money off of their worst American Presidents. They can't deal with the present and are stuck in 1984. How weird is that. No wonder GOP is so screwed.
      https://www.instagram.com/rowdygentleman/

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    3. Anonymous5:40 PM

      GOP business thinks it is cute and their peeps promote the drunk, gentleman, of course, you know like gwb and his pappy. They think it will make them money and someone will get a vote? Jeb wears Rowdy Gentleman, also. They were one of his few supporters.

      Just like Dakota Meyer.
      https://www.instagram.com/p/BDl2eY3LKLe/

      That lucky Bristol Palin!
      http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2016/05/im-pretty-sure-this-is-bristols-house.html

      Rowdy Gentleman What Would George Do? Koozie.
      https://www.pinterest.com/pin/252272016600060770/

      Frat life.
      https://www.pinterest.com/pin/5770305749680711/

      American Flag Tank Top in Red, White and Blue by Rowdy Gentleman
      https://www.countryclubprep.com/products/american-flag-tank-top-in-red-white-and-blue-by-rowdy-gentleman

      The ultimate way to rep the USA, thanks to Rowdy Gentleman! $27.50
      http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/4057/products/merrica_2048x2048.jpg?v=1440539346

      ROWDY G DUB TANK TOP
      http://shadessunglasses.com/products/rowdygentleman-rowdygdubtanktop?variant=17284155971

      Rowdy Gentleman is equal parts sophisticated and sophomoric; refined and rambunctious. We're clean-cut, but we cut-loose. Get down with the Rowdiest President since Reagan.
      https://twitter.com/rowdygentleman/status/631852525529006080

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  4. Anonymous2:22 PM

    According to 258 historians W isn't the worst President ever. He's 4th over all and the WORST President in modern times.

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  5. Anonymous2:23 PM

    Fucking war criminal.
    And your girl is besties with him...

    http://observer.com/2016/03/the-troubling-friendship-of-hillary-clinton-and-george-w-bush/

    http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/blogs/clintonbush.jpg?itok=FkQD3eRJ

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    1. Look you can go after Hillary all day long if you want, and apparently that is the plan.

      But at some point you have to realize that the primary is over Spanky, and right now the choice is between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

      And trust me there is NOTHING you can say that will make Donald Trump the preferred choice over Hillary Clinton.

      Besides just because Hillary's husband Bill became best buds with George Bush Sr., and that trickled down to some affection among the family members, is NO indication that Hillary Clinton's presidency will be anything like George W's.

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    2. Hillary Clinton is far from perfect...but a WAY better choice than the Trump.

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    3. Anonymous3:07 PM

      @2:37
      Not for Trump,and will hold Hillary accountable as per your mission statement.
      She's besties with Kissinger also too...

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    4. Anonymous3:31 PM

      You are one pathetic idiot.

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    5. Anonymous3:43 PM

      Just goes to show we have a candidate that can get along with others. I don't see that as a bad thing.

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    6. Anonymous3:43 PM

      Spanky, lol!

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    7. Anonymous3:58 PM

      There's, like, 10 people in the whole world who know what it's like to be president or first lady. It's easy to see why, because no one else can really get your experience, you'd befriend a former enemy. Doesn't mean she wouldn't want to kick his ass.

      Also, if you think it's a negative thing that people from different sides can get along, then you are an idiot and part of the problem.

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    8. Anonymous5:21 PM

      3:07 - how is posting the same anti-Hillary screed here daily holding her accountable? Are you serious? All you are is an impotent drone.

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    9. Anonymous12:02 PM

      I thought I was a human bean. Ferp...

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  6. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Wait - I thought Ted Cruz was going to save the Republican party, didn't that work out for them? Nobody who isn't suffering dementia (yeah, I'm looking @ you, McCain) would want to remind voters that he was/is buddies with Drunkenbush. Get Louie Gohmert ready, it's going to be on him to save the GOP next.

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    1. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Or Todd Akin, or Sarah Palin, or Dick Cheney, or... Hell! The list never ends.

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    2. Anonymous8:02 PM

      David French was to save the day!

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    3. Anonymous1:20 AM

      Dubya was "reluctant" to come onto the stage? Or was he scared that someone would try to arrest him for was crimes? He has to know what a screw up he is, and what he mess he left for our terrific President Obama. The gop sure has the dumbest people running their show, to think this FOOL will help. He still gets $250,000 a speech!!! Cardboard cutout Laura gets $50,000 plus expenses.

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    4. Anonymous3:58 AM

      Fearless (clueless) Bill Krystal will think of someone awesome to save the party. I wonder why HE does not run himself? Too busy lobbying for more $$$ for Israel, I guess.

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  7. Anonymous2:29 PM

    Arrest the worthless fuck for War Crimes!

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  8. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Tic Tock, Tic Tock For all those little prick Gop dicks>
    THIS is coming for you.>
    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/06/18/elizabeth-warren-brings-democrats-feet-complete-destruction-trump.html

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  9. Anonymous2:44 PM

    If they managed to pull that worthless POS away from his painting "therapy" for what he did to this country, the GOP has NOTHING and they know it!

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  10. Anonymous2:46 PM

    I don't tweet but someone please go after him.

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  11. Balzafiar2:50 PM

    This post brought a huge smile to my face! WTF are they thinking? Or are they? I think the whole damn GOP is in a huge state of disarray, and that's a really great thing. Full speed ahead, GOP asswipes!

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    1. McCain hates his guts and Romney didn't want him around either, so if Dumbya is now the 'savior,' there's no finer litmus test they know what kind of trouble they're in.

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    2. Anonymous1:22 AM

      Someone must be trying to clean up his image. Soon he will be hailed as the second coming of St. Ronnie.

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    3. Anonymous4:00 AM

      Lumpy little Johnny Mac said "He is as dumb as a stump" Coming from a man who graduated 895 out of a class of 899 - welll - what can you say?

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  12. Anonymous2:53 PM

    George W. Bush was a downer. When will paying for his mistakes end? The monetary mess is a small part. I can't believe what his reign did to people. If not for him and his propaganda to build up military Sarah Palin would have never been available for McCain to make up and exploit her military commander garbage. Track Palin would not have been Bush's poster boy and gone on to live all his lies. Stolen Valor is right about him.

    Hopefully more people will wake up and appreciate saving the beauty and wonder that remains.

    National Parks, Envy of the World
    http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-06-18/obama-calls-for-protection-of-national-parks-envy-of-the-world

    The light of the full moon mixes with water spray from Yosemite Falls to show off a lunar rainbow at Yosemite National Park in Northern California. President Barack Obama and his family left the White House on Friday for a trip to visit two national parks in the western United States this weekend -- Yosemite and Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico. The first family's trip coincides with the 100-year anniversary of the National Park Service.
    http://cdnph.upi.com/sv/b/upi/UPI-9271466201592/2016/1/cba612585bd79aa32251b87984f6a299/First-family-visiting-2-natl-parks-this-weekend-to-celebrate-NPS-100th-anniversary.jpg

    spectacular
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/06/18/president-obamas-marine-one-helicopter-landed-in-yosemite-valley-it-was-spectacular/

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    1. Anonymous1:25 AM

      I read that when President Obama left Orlando after his heartfelt speech, there was a rainbow over the city! "Someone" is a big fan, don't you think?

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  13. Anonymous2:53 PM

    The Rabid Republicans are betting that Americans forgot the unnecessary wars that Bush and Cheney and their cohorts started. Not forgotten. They are such evil spirits that they have the nerve not to recognize that Obama was left with their shit and yet they did nothing but obstruct him because he's half black. I have no good words for Bush and his dark shadows and hope that the Republican party aka Nazis die a painful death.

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  14. Anonymous2:58 PM

    CAUTION: As usual, there's NSFW language on Real Time New Rules:

    'Now that the Trump phenomenon seems to have peaked, Americans must ask themselves why? Why, for so long, was there one set of rules for everyone who's ever run for president and then suddenly a completely new set for this Donald Trump person? Because when it comes to lowering the bar; he really raised the bar!

    It's been a year and a day since Donald Trump descended on an escalator to announce he was running for president, and since that, he's just kept on descending.'

    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/06/new-rules-contrasts-former-candidates

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    1. Anonymous3:17 PM

      A comment on Trump:

      It's like watching a crowd of starving people being fed garbage by a used car salesman convincing them it's caviar.

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    2. Anonymous3:25 PM

      November is fast becoming what the GOP fears: A referendum on Trump.

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    3. Anonymous3:39 PM

      That's an excellent analogy from 3:17pm.

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    4. Anonymous1:28 AM

      Te TV networks should share in the blame also. ABC News last night showed tRump giving an entire speech, then a short clip of Hillary making one comment. tRump gets plenty of help in speading his particular brand of gold plated bullcrap.

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  15. LOL funny stuff ! Thanks.

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  16. Anonymous3:07 PM

    Democrats have won four of the last six presidential elections. Additionally, the Democratic nominee won the popular vote by 0.6 percentage points in 2000. That majority was not enough, however, to prevent the first election of Republican George W. Bush, who secured 271 of 538 electoral votes. From 2000 to 2012, the average Democratic margin was a narrow 2.3 percentage points, although that average increased to 5.6 percentage points for both of President Obama's victories.

    Other than the virtual deadlock in 2000 (ultimately decided by Bush's 521-vote victory in Florida), the last time the electoral college contradicted the popular vote occurred in 1876. That election was decided by a controversial and biased commission that elected Republican Rutherford B. Hayes, despite a clear popular vote margin cast for Democrat Samuel Tilden. History shows that the popular vote winner has a 95 percent prospect of winning a majority in the electoral college.

    History also informs electoral college projections. Analysts rely on recent presidential elections to predict the strategies of the two major political parties, wherein targeting the right combination of states maps a path to 270 electoral votes and, finally, the White House. Complicating the 2016 election is the antipathy that so many voters have expressed about the two presumptive nominees. That sentiment has fostered the prospect that a Libertarian candidate could upset the calculus, mirroring the impact of Ralph Nader's campaign in the 2000 presidential election.

    Hillary Clinton is this fall's nominal frontrunner, although recent polls have cast some doubt on the inevitability of her victory. With this in mind, we examine the difficult path that Donald Trump faces in trying to overtake Clinton.

    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/6/15/1539102/-Trump-s-Unlikely-Path-to-Victory

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  17. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Hell yeah!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClPTEe2XEAI2dPO.jpg

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  18. Anonymous3:28 PM

    PLEASE don't underestimate the republicans. They are capable of some seriously dirty sh!t, and their misogyny and racism can trump Trump.

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    1. Balzafiar4:34 PM

      "They are capable of some seriously dirty sh!t..."

      Truer words have never been spoken.

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  19. Anonymous3:30 PM

    The RNC is starting to make the Okland police department look like a well run operation.

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    1. Anonymous1:31 AM

      Amen to that! Except that some of the officers have the decency to resign. The repubs. cling on with their fingertips, not wanting to give up the easy paycheck and benefits.

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  20. Anonymous3:38 PM

    The Republicans look to GW for help? Well, look who their current leaders are - Mitch McConnell & Paul Ryan! McConnell is the Majority Leader and the biggest obstructionist to President Obama for the last 8 years. McConnell is bought and paid for and in the pocket of the NRA. And Paul Ryan is a...fill in the blank....!

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    1. Anonymous3:49 PM

      McConnell is definitely a tool of the NRA. Remember when he was talking about Obama's Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland, "“I can’t imagine that a Republican majority in the United States Senate would want to confirm, in a lame-duck session, a nominee opposed by the National Rifle Association,” he told “Fox News Sunday.”

      Kentucky, find someone to defeat this dolt!

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    2. Anonymous4:22 PM

      3:49 PM - remember DuhKota hails from Kentucky. They love them some Yertle The Turtle.

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  21. Anonymous4:00 PM

    I give you Trump's VP:

    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/6/18/1540157/-For-the-Record-I-called-Trump-s-running-mate-on-Super-Tuesday

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    1. Anonymous4:09 PM

      OMG! Could it be?

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  22. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Yeah, like Geo. W. can help them now. Too little, way too late. He should've kept quietly painting. Somebody might figure out how to successfully sue him for crimes against humanity.
    Oh, and fuck Mitch McConnell.
    GeorgiaPeach

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    1. Anonymous1:34 AM

      This is like bringing in the arsonist who started the inferno, to solve the crime. Clueless W should wheel out his Pappy and Big Bad Bar to help the gop also, too.

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  23. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Guccifer 2.0 Releases a New Dump of DNC and Hillary Clinton Financial Documents and Donor Information

    http://progressivearmy.com/2016/06/18/guccifer-2-0-releases-new-dump-dnc-hillary-clinton-financial-documents-donor-information/

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Whatever. Yawn.

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  24. Anonymous4:17 PM

    The stupid " de cider" is baaaack! Wow Omg!
    A legend in his pea brain.
    Must have run out of crayons for his paint by numbers canvas.
    Fucking imbecile!

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  25. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Oh good lord, can they just fucking grow up!

    Cheri Honkala, the leader of the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign, announced that her group was organizing the world’s largest “fart-in” to be held on July 28 at the Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination.

    “We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,” she said. “We are setting up a Clintonville there, modeled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s where the poor and unemployed built shanty towns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.”

    http://www.truthdig.com/eartotheground/item/worlds_largest_fart-in_planned_for_hillary_clintons_acceptance_speech_in_ph

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    1. Anonymous4:59 PM

      A sure-fire strategy to elevate the discourse and prove to the world you are a mature and level-headed individual, capable of intelligent conversation.

      This has got to be either some kind of joke, the work on someone seeking to discredit a movement, or else the product of breath-taking stupidity.

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    2. Anonymous5:00 PM

      This is how we're going to carry out our revolution, fellow Bernites! The first step was showing up to peaceful rallies and hitting people with rocks and eggs, now let's fart on them! After this we should totally go ding-dong-ditch the White House! We're making a real difference, no one's ever seen a campaign as noble as ours!

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    3. Anonymous5:01 PM

      With well-reasoned and thoughtful objections like this, the public is sure to take the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign seriously. Not.

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    4. Anonymous6:17 PM

      As if liberal hippies weren't smelly enough already!

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    5. Anonymous7:58 PM

      6:17 PM - you want to take your country back? Elect Trump and you'll find out soon enough what those "liberal hippies" did to make your life better when it's taken from you.

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    6. Anonymous1:38 AM

      6:17 Bristles, go F**k yourself. Honeymoon over already? Did Duh get tired of feeling like he was putting his penis in an old, stretched out sock?

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  26. Anonymous4:23 PM

    This is the world we live in now.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/06/the-trump-effect-and-cable-news/487472/?utm_source=atltw

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  27. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Who would have thought the Republicans could have found someone worse than George W.

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  28. Anita Winecooler4:48 PM

    I wonder which punctuation mark he'll use to avoid the word "Bush"? I'm thinking colon would be appropriate.

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  29. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Wow, they are truly desperate if they are dragging W out like this. It hasn't been long enough for people to 'forget' how he nearly sent this country off a financial cliff, sanctioned torture, destroyed thousands of lives with his wars, and left a brutal trail of damage and mayhem that we are still coming to grips with today. Can the GOP be that braindead that they think this is a good idea? Unflippinbelievable, as Skank would say. I can't imagine that Mrs. Bush is exactly thrilled.

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    1. Anonymous1:39 AM

      Oh, when Laura sobers up she will be very upset!!

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  30. Anonymous5:30 PM

    People, snap out of it. This just another shiny object to distract you from the mess taht is Trump.

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    1. Anonymous7:45 PM

      So we await the wise statements from the king of perpetual derpitude. Sorry, cowboy, we attended that rodeo for eight years.

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  31. Anonymous6:38 PM

    There are those that still believe.
    https://almostdailybrett.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/bushmission.jpg

    Party like it's 1993.
    http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-611387345.jpg

    They are preppy.
    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130423133737-07-gwb-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

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  32. The most enduring recollection I have of Bush is the video clip showing him trying to get through a locked door. After looking completely befuddled, he turns to the camera, straightens up, and tries to recall the lesson on looking presidential.

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