Courtesy of E Online:
"I love having a new son-in-law!" she gushed to E! News on Match Game earlier this week. "He's a wonderful young man, Medal of Honor winner. Such a patriot! I love Dakota."
As for the celebration itself, Sarah explained that it was very low-key. "They kept it very, very hush-hush," the politician said. "Last go around, it got very hyped and vamped up. This go around, they were just like, 'We're just going to do our thing.'"
She continued, "It was a year after they had called off the initial celebration…but it's all good. They have a beautiful baby girl, Sailor, and it's great."
Personally I think that Bristol got him drunk in Hawaii and then dragged him to one of those little wedding chapels before he could sober up enough to realize the mistake he was about to make.
Of course there is still not actual evidence that they DID get married.
Now the death watch begins to see how long it takes before this doomed marital union disintegrates into screaming matches, accusations of infidelity, late night 911 phone calls, and of course the inevitable splitsville.
And that might be the thing that drives Bristol over the bend so she can join her mother in looney town.
Okay here's a health tip from your Uncle Gryphen:
"Do NOT drink the water in Wasilla."
Seriously just don't.