Friday, July 01, 2016

Sarah Palin finally speaks publicly about Bristol's hush hush marriage.

Courtesy of E Online:  

"I love having a new son-in-law!" she gushed to E! News on Match Game earlier this week. "He's a wonderful young man, Medal of Honor winner. Such a patriot! I love Dakota." 

As for the celebration itself, Sarah explained that it was very low-key. "They kept it very, very hush-hush," the politician said. "Last go around, it got very hyped and vamped up. This go around, they were just like, 'We're just going to do our thing.'" 

She continued, "It was a year after they had called off the initial celebration…but it's all good. They have a beautiful baby girl, Sailor, and it's great."

Personally I think that Bristol got him drunk in Hawaii and then dragged him to one of those little wedding chapels before he could sober up enough to realize the mistake he was about to make.

Of course there is still not actual evidence that they DID get married. 

Now the death watch begins to see how long it takes before this doomed marital union disintegrates into screaming matches, accusations of infidelity, late night 911 phone calls, and of course the inevitable splitsville.

And that might be the thing that drives Bristol over the bend so she can join her mother in looney town.
"Splodey heads keep ‘splodin?”

Okay here's a health tip from your Uncle Gryphen:

"Do NOT drink the water in Wasilla."

Seriously just don't.  

251 comments:

  1. OK,now what the fuck is a splodey head you crazy woman.

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    1. Anonymous4:41 PM

      Bristol with a trial daddy.

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    2. abbafan5:50 PM

      $arah's empty head will go "splodey" when her piggybank (PAC) will be audited. Whose head "splodied" on Barstool's "worst night of her life"? Was it Dumbkota?, or the unknown Vegas lounge lizard??

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    3. Anonymous10:11 PM

      Sarah is a "Splody head"!

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    4. Anonymous2:00 AM

      Forget the splodey head... does she even know what the word 'exacerbates' means?

      "...so everything that is good about being a mom is exacerbated at being a gramma"

      Exacerbate: To take a bad situation and make it worse.

      Idiot.
      -Oz

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  2. Anonymous4:39 PM

    "vamped up" ?

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    1. That wouldn't have anything to do with Meyer’s proposal at a Rascal Flatts concert, Mama Grizzly buying the engagement ring, or the loving couple being front and center at CPAC2015 with the family photographer in tow, would it? As reported by Bristol herself on her Instagram account...

      Also, "Sarah Palin gushed about the engagement to Us Weekly". http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/bristol-palin-engaged-to-marine-boyfriend-dakota-meyer-see-her-ring-2015143

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    2. Anonymous7:16 PM

      Still means Barstool gets knocked up before any engagement is on the horizon.

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  3. Anonymous4:42 PM

    Nope, pics of kids with ice cream all over their faces is not cute. Never will be.

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    1. Anonymous10:48 PM

      I think Sunny and Levi have photos of the kids on their Facebooks with ice cream on their faces.

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  4. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Her head is gonna 'splodin' for real...lol...eyes are watchin', ears are listenin'...Geneva is all systems go...whatcha gonna do then my bright eyes? head tilt...there's nobody you can call for help on this...

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    1. Anonymous9:38 PM

      Old dumb wighead. Everything is fake. Fake glasses, hair face, eyebrows, haha wighead.

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    2. Anonymous3:30 AM

      Wighead is right! Sarah claims to hate the Hollywood elites, but there she is wagging her padded butt at any and every opportunity she gets.

      Alaskans can now tune in and watch her on Match Game and see her fight hard for them as she attempts to fill in the blanks.


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  5. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Shut the fuck UP, $arah, no one cares about your promiscuous mini-me nor the dumbass she found that was stupid enough to knock her up and (cough) "marry" her. Whatever you say, queenie.

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    1. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Let's not be sexist.

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    2. Anonymous6:32 PM

      How was that sexist?

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    3. Anonymous7:18 PM

      That's not sexist at all, the poster could be talking about Trackmarks and his latest knocked up gf with his second bastard.

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    4. Anonymous3:31 AM

      Sexist? For telling the truth?!

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  6. Anonymous4:53 PM

    OT:http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/01/484399958/6-new-gun-control-laws-enacted-in-california-as-gov-brown-signs-bills

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  7. She had to pimp the MOH thing. She couldn't just say my soon to be totally culled son in law is a good man.
    She had to get some reflected glory----'cause she is a shameless attention whore and grifter trying to monetize
    that medal for herself.

    Dakota---1-800-GOT-EFFD will send a platoon of body guards out to get you out of the mess you stupidly put yourself into. Tick tock.

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    1. Anonymous7:05 PM

      Yep.
      Her SIL is a medal of honor winner and you can't take that away from her lol!

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    2. Anonymous7:22 PM

      Match Game and MOH Game is about all she has left.

      She can play some with Trump and he will say she is material for his cabinet. After all she has already been vetted by the non-vetting vetter.

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    3. Anonymous8:21 PM

      I bet Dakota will be one of the players to spill Palin secrets, after the split of course.

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    4. Anonymous8:27 PM

      Yeah, 7:22 PM, just ask the pee puddle. THE most vetted candidate in history!

      We'll find out sooner than later what this new "marriage" is all about, but I'll be the first to say that it's calculated and sure as heck wasn't for LUV. I'd bet my pension on it.

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    5. Anonymous3:41 AM

      Likely they are trying for a "reaity" show. Neither has much personality, and certainly no talent. "Splody heads" must her new version of "haters gonna hate", only much cuter in $carah's mind. IF there had been a marriage, the PayMe clan would have it splashed on the media they constantly call to publish their photos. Duh is as lazy as they are, looking for an easy ride to wealth.

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  8. Anonymous4:57 PM

    What are those POX mark holes on her chest? Is she shaving it or been pelted with a shotgun? YUK
    Ya know?

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    1. Her chesticles are a bit off center, too. There's cleavage only on one side.

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    2. I suppose that might be a little insensitive of me to refer to her cleavage being a little off center.

      What if she's had breast cancer surgery? Would she tell the world?

      Oh, what am I thinking? Of course she would. Saint Sarah The Long Suffering. She'd milk even that for every bit of attention she could get.

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    3. Anonymous6:59 PM

      Who is that Madame Tusseau figurehead above? $he is barely recognizable anymore - just like her Mini-Me, Bar$tool!

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    4. Anonymous8:22 PM

      her auntie had breast cancer - since she is a vessel and all.

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  9. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Palin sure doesn't look like she use to - refer to above photo! You can see that she has had facial surgery and it's not been to her benefit.

    Can hardly wait until we never EVER see the broad on TV again! Come on America media heads in CA and NY - Alaskans think she is an idiot - time the rest of you did too!

    The majority of American will NOT watch her on any TV show when we can get the info directly from the internet!

    Sarah Palin will run any show into the tanker! Check her history!

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  10. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Former future Vice President and current and future dumbass Sarah Palin was at her Paliny-est today at the Western Conservative Conference in Denver, servin' up the ol' verbal frisee we all know and love, and when she ran out of words to toss in there, she just made up some new ones:

    http://thedailybanter.com/2016/07/watch-sarah-palin-run-out-of-words-for-her-salad-and-just-make-up-new-ones/

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  11. Anonymous5:10 PM

    "the politician"? Puhleez!

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  12. Anonymous5:12 PM

    They didn't get married in Hawaii.

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    1. No evidence to support that.

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    2. Anonymous6:38 PM

      Yes. Hawaiian marriage licensed proved they were married. I think it was June 7, 8 or 9. Thanks for the link.

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    3. Anonymous6:38 PM

      Will remain another unknown unknown. Like AK, Hawaii restricts access to vital records, including marriage licenses. How conveeenient for the newlyweds who work so very hard to keep their lives 'private'. Well, unless there is money involved.

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    4. Anonymous7:18 PM

      Why would you restrict access if you were proud of your marriage? Most of all if you are infamous for being a liar and a fraud.

      I have seen marriage records in Hawaiian new papers. It must be optional. They could say they were married and op for the restricted. Or they are not married at all.

      They are not married in the legal sense if there is nothing to see. They could be some kind of new age marriage.

      It looks like it was not Sarah that married them. I really don't think they are married.

      I will see if the divorce from Cassi Wain Meyer shows up. If it does that will make the odds better that they could be married.

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    5. Anonymous8:19 PM

      You can submit birth and marriage announcements to online and print media but just try to get a copy of a marriage license or a birth certificate in Hawaii or Alaska without written permission or being a party to the event.

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  13. Anonymous5:14 PM

    On a conservative radio show today, Donald Trump announced that he'd like to appoint Sarah Palin to his would-be cabinet.

    http://thedailybanter.com/2015/07/the-emerging-idiocracy-youll-never-guess-who-trump-wants-for-his-cabinet/

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    1. Anonymous10:31 PM

      5:14pm-
      That's an old article. Looks like the situation has changed. ;-)

      "Bob Cesca Jul 28, 2015"

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  14. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Do you have to add your special brand of hate to all good things? I've enjoy your legitimate, political related posts (other than your refusal to admit Hillary is evil incarnate like you did in 2007). But you sound unhinged with your hateful bullshit.

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Who are you yapping at?

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    2. Anonymous5:41 PM

      Lol. Been reading here long? You sound as delusional as $arah, bless your heart.
      GeorgiaPeach

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    3. Anonymous5:45 PM

      And you continue to come here... nice little hypocrite you are!

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    4. Anonymous9:15 PM

      Hey 5:15, who the fuck pissed in your cornflakes?

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    5. Anonymous3:48 AM

      5:15 Sounds like this is one of those "splody heads" $carah is yapping about.

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  15. Anonymous5:17 PM

    It's just good she found a nice guy without mentally ill family members.

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    1. Anonymous5:58 PM

      Yeah, must be really nice to have sane in-laws when you're an offspring of $arah.
      GeorgiaPeach

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    2. Alicia, eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    3. Anonymous6:35 PM

      Is that why they are not in the picture since this alleged marriage? Only the nuts cases and chronic liars can speak.

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    4. Anonymous6:51 PM

      Meghan -- why do you get so goddamn emotionally involved with every post? You have the maturity and judgement of a second grader.

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    5. Why do you feel the need to police my opinions? Get lost if you don't like it.

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    6. Anonymous9:14 PM

      6:51 PM Why do you stalk Meghan Phillips?
      If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

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  16. Anonymous5:22 PM

    As usual, she is lying and deflecting- such a simple question- what did Bristol look like on her wedding day, and Sarah goes off on a tangent, over-explaining, avoiding the question.

    So this ma keys me think they either aren't married, or if they were, Bristol didn't invite Sarah, so she has no earthly idea how Mini-me looked on her wedding day.

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    1. Anonymous5:48 PM

      By Christmas she will be claiming that he hit her.

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    2. Anonymous7:35 PM

      If you have to explain too much, maybe there is a problem?

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    3. Anonymous7:49 PM

      5:48
      krystmas ?!?
      this thing won't make it to halloween .. ! ..

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    4. Anonymous9:09 PM

      Dakota will make as far as Sailor's 1st birthday, November 4th, 2016. Sailor will be walking next month, however, her motor skills will show the effects of FAS.

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  17. Anonymous5:24 PM

    A NEW son-in-law? Isn't this the first and only son-in-law?

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    1. Funny stuff...LOL

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    2. Anonymous5:44 PM

      It's a big step going from trial daddy to captive husband

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    3. Anonymous5:45 PM

      You're right.

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    4. She must be on drugs....seriously. OMG Feel sorry for the kids, and maybe Todd too (he seems to be an innocent victim?

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    5. Anonymous6:36 PM

      A NEW son-in-law?

      Willer got married in secret also too?

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    6. Anonymous7:08 PM

      Nooooo, Levi and Bristle were married. Fact.

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    7. Anonymous7:09 PM

      Agree. Dakota is the first and only son-in-law.......unless Levi and Bristol were secretly married long ago and then divorced.

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    8. Anonymous9:07 PM

      7:08 PM Then why was there no mention of a marriage in the custody battle? Bristol Palin is not marrying material, she likes to search for lumbersexual partners to replace her Drunk Pillsbury Doughboy.

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    9. Anonymous10:44 PM

      Dakota and Bristol have filed as a married couple to change Huge Disappointment's last name to Meyer, so I'd have to think that points heavily to them being hitched.

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  18. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Hard to know what Gryphen expected Sarah to say about the marriage: "Thank God that skank daughter of mine is finally married. Never thought it would happen. At least now she can't embarrass me with out-of-wedlock pregnancies anymore. But of course I DO have four other children, so....."

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    1. Anonymous5:54 PM

      "At least now she can't embarrass me..." except with babies whose fathers aren't Dakota.

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    2. Good point...and funny comment. Sarah never fails to give me a laugh. But, I feel sorry for her kids, and maybe her husband too.

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    3. Anonymous6:28 PM

      The deceased grandfather from Kentucky died. Bristol's name could not be mentioned in his house.

      Sarah is not talking about his wonderful family and how close they all are. hmmmmm

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    4. Anonymous7:36 PM

      The deceased died?? No! Tell me it isn't true!

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  19. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Isn't this the same SP who slammed Dakota for not being "involved" during and shortly after Bristol's pregnancy?? NOW he's such a great guy?! Hmmmm...... She's a loon!

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  20. Anonymous5:30 PM

    New teeth?

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    1. Anonymous5:43 PM

      looks like it

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  21. Anonymous5:31 PM

    At least they didn't kardashian a wedding and take the sincerity out of it. Though to be fair even Kim didn't air her ceremony. Just the events leading to it. They didn't sell to inside edition.

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    1. Alicia Manglesdorf, go fuck yourself.

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    2. Anonymous6:20 PM

      Though to be fair, they are also still married- and without a hint of scandal.

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    3. Anonymous6:53 PM

      Meghan Phillips you should go fuck yourself. Alici lives rent free in your head and clearly consumes your every minute.

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    4. Anonymous7:09 PM

      without a hint of scandal


      lol


      It's not a hint, it's a STENCH!!!

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    5. Anonymous7:26 PM

      And to be fair, Kanye and Kim only scheduled ONE wedding.

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    6. Anonymous9:00 PM

      Hey 6:53 PM How the fuck do you know, troll?

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    7. Anonymous9:02 PM

      Alicia Mangelsdorf does exist.

      http://www.richard-t-hull.com/publications/hull_70th_bday_bk.pdf

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  22. Anonymous5:31 PM

    The neck! LOL
    Sarah, you got the fillers and botox, they also have stuff for the neck. BTW the low low cut with the chest pock marks looks disgusting.

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  23. God bless fuckin 'Merica!!!! Mattress back snagged herself a fraud moh, alcoholic fuckin hillbilly!!! SCORE!!!

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    1. Anonymous5:59 PM

      Well, as long as Momma approve$.
      GeorgiaPeach

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  24. Anita Winecooler5:45 PM

    What you just witnessed is the kiss of death, aka Palin Curse. Sorry, Sailor, Daddy's going to pull up his anchor and wave bubbeye. Grandma's splody head will splode unless grandma has some splaining to do. It's not your fault, sweetheart. Mommy's confusing something for love that really isn't, when you get older, you'll understand, there's at least one in every school.

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    1. Anonymous7:08 PM

      huh? I think the internet had made people here nuts.

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    2. Anonymous8:58 PM

      7:08 You are here, are you nuts?

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  25. Anonymous5:50 PM

    It's disgusting that the entertainment media mainstreams and provides a platform for the vile, hatemonger that is Sarah Palin.

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  26. Anonymous5:50 PM

    "I love having a new son-in-law!"


    How come Sarah doesn't say anything nice about the domestic violence victim carrying Sarah's next grandchild?

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    1. Anonymous6:22 PM

      Funny that she never loved having a new daughter-in-law... I guess you need a MOH to rate the Sarah love.

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    2. Anonymous6:25 PM

      She could be talking about how happy she is for Jordan to be in the family and giving her another grand child. What's wrong Sarah?

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    3. Anonymous7:07 PM

      Why is Jordan's baby a bad thing? Jordan looked happy and loves the family.

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    4. Anonymous7:30 PM

      7:07 ask Sarah. While you're at it, ask her why Britta's baby is a bad thing. The closest she's come to acknowledging Kyla is the picture she posted last week, without any mention of who the child is. Assuming that's who it is, of course. Chances are it'll take her years to acknowledge this baby too.

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    5. Anonymous7:34 PM

      I would explain it to you Alicia but you are beyond understanding.

      When hundreds of people have told you to seek help, you might want to at least start thinking about it.

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    6. Anonymous8:57 PM

      7:07 PM Was Jordan HAPPY when Track was whipping her ass and she cowered under a bed? You have got to be kidding?

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  27. Anonymous5:52 PM

    "Everything that is good about being a mom, that's exacerbated at um being a grandmother".

    Our $arah, in trying to use big words again, made a Freudian slip.

    Exacerbated: 1. to increase the severity, bitterness, or violence of (disease, ill feeling, etc.); aggravate. 2. to embitter the feelings of (a person); irritate; exasperate.

    Seems she'll never learn...

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    1. Anonymous6:36 PM

      hehe! Whatever she intended, by using that big word, Palin said being a grandparent is even worse than being a parent. Good job picking up on this particular expression of Palin's stupidity!

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    2. Anonymous7:31 PM

      Sarah has not just grandchildren, her kids give her bastards.

      I think she meant she is embittered and exacerbated. What hell it is for her.

      If she hadn't made the arrangements with Dakota she would be calling a meeting like the shooter in Texas that killed 2 daughters.

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    3. Anonymous7:33 PM

      One would think that she would tire of making an ass of herself and just fook off already.

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    4. Anonymous7:38 PM

      Probably going for amplified but , ya know, stooopid.

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    5. Anonymous4:31 AM

      Exaggerated.

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  28. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Such an uneducated idiot. She has some sort of learning disorder that prevents her from using language correctly. Vamped up? WTF? And she uses her word of the month: exacerbate... incorrectly.

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    1. Anonymous7:13 PM

      It's called a thought disorder. A fundamental inability to organize and express her thoughts, or to understand what others are saying. A key hallmark of mental illness.

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    2. Anonymous9:47 PM

      Because all she thinks about are dicks compared to you know who. That is all that rolls around in that empty, empty botoxed mess.

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  29. Anonymous5:56 PM

    "that's exacerbated by being a grandma" - wtf? Sarah, you are so damn stupid.

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    1. Anonymous6:32 PM

      Yeah there's a lot of things that could be exacerbated by being related to Sarah Palin!

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    2. Anonymous6:45 PM

      I'll bet she was and still is!

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    3. Anonymous7:07 PM

      I bet she meant...nope no clue. Though using personal experience, she likely meant everything good about being a parent is magnified times 100 when you're a grandparent. And her grandkids are lucky to have her.

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    4. Anonymous7:44 PM

      Grandkids lucky?
      Surely you jest.

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  30. Anonymous5:59 PM

    It's one-upsmanship with Hillary, pure and simple. She has a beautiful new granddaughter and a terrific son-in-law? I have a beautiful new daughter and a MOH son-in-law!
    Never mind that Sailor isn't actually Dakota's child, and the similarity with Chelsea's marriage and family ends with the fact that both couples belong to the human species. The only question is, what did they offer Duh to get him to buy into this charade, and who were "they"? SarahPAC funds are drying up faster that Sarah Palin's titties, which leads Drumpf as the leading candidate footing the bills. I've asked before and I'll ask again: towards what end? If the train wreck known as the Palin family stands a chance of helping Drumpf in November, it is imperative that people do everything they can to expose the grifter for who and what she is. IMers know the truth because we've been paying attention since 2008; a lot of other people have not been paying attention. If that isn't a call to arms, I don't know what is. Figuratively, of course. Unlike the rethuglicans we dems don't actually go around shooting people.

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  31. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Her ex c4p fans are ripping her a new one at right scoop! Some are pretty funny too "Sarah put the S in stupid"

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    1. Anonymous7:23 PM

      How a Redstate writer responded to Sarah Palin's tantrum today. It's pretty awesome.

      "Sarah Palin gave what Donald Trump supporters are calling a great speech to people who are likewise inclined to follow a megalomaniac into the depths of Hell. She hit all the usual Trumpian notes, but there is one thing in particular that she said - a choice she offered conservatives that oppose Donald Trump - that is actually super easy to respond to.

      Governor Palin. Sarah. Ma'am. I'm against you. With every fiber of my being.

      The platform Abraham Lincoln stood on was one of unity and inclusion. It was about taking a divided country and making it whole again. Ronald Reagan saw a broken country and sought to unite it, working with Democrats and Republicans alike on real, common sense ideas. Reagan's belief on social issues are far more conservative than Donald Trump has ever pretended to be. To claim that one is anything like the other is complete and total intellectual dishonesty.

      The Supreme Court? The guy you're backing said if he were in charge, the decision would've gone the other way, because he can't understand math at all - Scalia or anyone he would appoint that (probably by mistake) would be conservative wouldn't have made a difference - it was a 5-3 decision. So, that argument is rather pointless.

      Solvency? Are you kidding me? Donald Trump businesses have filed for bankruptcy four times. On what planet does that make him qualified to solve the issue of solvency in the U.S.?

      So, yes, Sarah - I'm against you. I will remain against you. For the remainder of this election, I refuse to support Donald Trump. And I'm not the only conservative who will do so."

      http://www.redstate.com/joesquire/2016/07/01/sarah-palin-presents-us-really-easy-choice/

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  32. Anonymous6:19 PM

    Looks like Sarah's got herself some new teeth to cover-up her old meth mouth.

    Exasperated? What an idiot!

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    1. Anonymous8:19 PM

      Yeah, something is very strange around her mouth. They look like fake teeth.

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    2. Anonymous10:15 PM

      http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2016/03/sarah-palin-is-getting-new-reality-show.html

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  33. Anonymous6:23 PM

    She looks so much like a man it's impossible to ignore.

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    1. Anonymous6:34 PM

      If that's not the truth!

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    2. Anonymous7:05 PM

      She looks like Steven Tyler. He looks like a woman. That is how she gets by with her manish look.

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    3. Anonymous8:04 PM

      Steven Tyler? She looks like Madame of "Waylon and Madame" fame.

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    4. Anonymous8:30 PM

      It's ironic that she is against Transgender rights when she works so hard to look tranny.

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    5. Anonymous8:52 PM

      She looks like she smells.

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    6. Anonymous4:01 AM

      I see Caitlyn Jenner in her face. They look so much alike. Of course, Caitlyn has much better taste in clothing.

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  34. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Personally I think that Bristol got him drunk in Hawaii and then dragged him to one of those little wedding chapels before he could sober up enough to realize the mistake he was about to make.


    I thought Hawaii published all marriages. There is a license in Hawaii. Where is the link?

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    1. Anonymous6:43 PM

      "In Hawaii, vital records are restricted records, and can therefore only be accessed by the registrant, an immediate family member, or a legal representative.

      Certified copies of marriage records from 1909 to present can be ordered online, however, they will only be delivered via first class mail."

      http://publicrecords.onlinesearches.com/Hawaii-Marriage-Records.htm

      I'm under the influence of adult beverages at the moment and don't know what the above means and whether the claimed Meyer/Palin marriage info is accessible.

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    2. Anonymous7:05 PM

      They didn't get married in HI.

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    3. Anonymous7:06 PM

      I noticed a comment from a resident in the town they got their license in that said "you know it's a good day when Bristol and Dakota get their marriage license in your town. They looked to happy."

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    4. Anonymous7:38 PM

      Now they are happy and it is over. They can tell their own sweet story. There is no need to have a secret where this happened.

      People saying things only makes it look like they are pulling those crazy things the Heaths did. Use plants for stories and bring more people into the lies.

      Some people feel special to keep secrets and play games.

      The only reason Dakota and Bristol have to be dark about where they were married and their happy marriage stories is because they are crap and they lie.

      They will act like there are no secrets and like they or married or they won't.

      So far nothing looks like a marriage. There is zero evidence.

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    5. Anonymous8:01 PM

      Remember it was not that long ago and people were saying Track had gone back to Iraq and fighting again (not that he ever was in combat). Als0 people would know things like Track was black-ops.

      That is how the Palin Brand plays. It was not true about Track, I doubt this latest with the oldest daughter is true.

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    6. Anonymous9:57 PM

      My son-in-law is actually a contract soldier. believe me they would never let Track into this highly paid and highly trained group of men.

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  35. Anonymous6:29 PM

    She loves having a 'new' son-in-law ??? When did she have an old one? Did Pissy secretly marry-up with one of those trial daddys?

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    1. Anonymous7:04 PM

      What's up with the trial daddy phrase? No one's used that phrase. Maybe some loser sold a fictitious story about it. But she's never lived with anyone but DM.

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    2. Anonymous7:11 PM

      Levi.
      They were married. Levi had a ring, there is a picture of it, but he lost it. Then he got Bristol's name tatooed on his ring finger.

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    3. No Levi and Bristol were NEVER married.

      Don't you all think I would have asked him that question at the very beginning?

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    4. Anonymous7:42 PM

      Yes they were . Maybe not legally, but un gods eyes. I dont know know if levi would answer truthfully. He had a wedding ring, which he lost, then the tattoo

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    5. Anonymous7:46 PM

      Holy Guacamole, Gryphen! Why don't you understand that wearing a ring is indisputable proof of a legal marriage? Similarly, Mercede's Triggybear comment is proof that Bristol gave birth to Trig. ;-p

      (good luck, G! they're your conspiracy-theorist readers)

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    6. Anonymous8:04 PM

      7:42 No one is talking about Levi being married in a god's eye. They are referring to a legal marriage.

      People in love can think they are married because they are 'in love'. It could just be a chemical imbalance.

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    7. Anonymous8:10 PM

      7:04 Living together is NOT a requirement for being a trial-daddy.

      You must have missed some of the Life's A Tripp episodes, one where pissy promised her young son a new daddy. She was certainly shopping around as evidenced by the string of young men she was 'dating'.

      It's not against the law for single-moms to 'date' but the wiser ones don't involve their children in the new relationships until they are sure there may be a future. It's confusing for little ones to make an attachment with someone who spends a LOT of time in their life only to suddenly never see that person again because things didn't work out with mommy and her new 'friend'.

      Feel sad for a little boy who watched his mommy shoot holes in his daddy's picture and later watched as mommy abandoned one of the new boyfriends by the side of a road. Might make the poor kid wonder if mommy will toss him away or shoot him if he makes her mad enough.

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    8. Anonymous8:45 PM

      @7:42 By your standards, Ben, Dylan, Gino, and Joey were 'married' to Bristol while they were fucking her like mad dogs.

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    9. Anonymous8:47 PM

      @7:04 PM Bristol Palin was the first to use Trial Daddy on that failure 'life's a tripp'.

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    10. Anonymous8:51 PM

      Feel sad for a little boy who watched his mommy shoot holes in his daddy's picture and later watched as mommy abandoned one of the new boyfriends by the side of a road. Might make the poor kid wonder if mommy will toss him away or shoot him if he makes her mad enough.

      Yeah, Brisdull! Get that through your thick plastic skull! "Worst mother ever"!!

      Delete
    11. Anonymous10:49 PM

      Trial daddy or daddies was an expression Bristol said about her self.

      Delete
  36. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Sara paylin, you possess all of the symptoms of
    a sore that will never heal nor go away.
    You are an ugly excuse of a human. I get pleasure in your slow painful demise!

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    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      If you didn't follow her, you wouldn't hear what she's doing (the few times she leaves AK).

      Delete
    2. Anonymous7:37 PM

      Whether or not she is followed, she is still an ugly sore. No?
      Not sure I follow your point?

      Delete
    3. Anonymous8:41 PM

      @7:03 PM Would that be the stalking like you 'follow' IM?

      Delete
  37. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Here's a little preview of the November Election.

    https://www.facebook.com/Bipartisanism/videos/1075514232525584/

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  38. Anonymous6:43 PM

    Looks like Sarah wore the Belmonts to the game show.
    LOL.

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    1. Anonymous6:58 PM

      TG, Clydesdales don't race. Nor do they have to.
      GeorgiaPeach

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    2. Anonymous9:52 PM

      Of course, with that ugly fae

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  39. Dinty6:56 PM

    "I love Dakota"

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hHhPBY5msKQ/VoxOGUh3DeI/AAAAAAAAICY/DfdbJiLL5Xs/s1600/Selection_089.png

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  40. Anonymous7:02 PM

    People at peace with themselves and whove made amends with their pasts aren't affected by negativity of the stupidity of others.

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    1. Anonymous7:26 PM

      Negativity of the stupidity?

      Holy shit, $carah?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous7:41 PM

      "whove?" bwahahahaha

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    3. Anonymous8:02 PM

      Alicia, you need to up your meds.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous8:09 PM

      Sounds like Dakota is commenting here.

      Delete
    5. Anonymous8:32 PM

      Well Dakota next time don't cut the power steering fluid line in a truck when someone is on the job and the job is considered federal and any and all crimes committed are felonies! Be at peace Dink!

      Delete
    6. Anonymous8:37 PM

      @7:02 PM Are you at peace with yourself while being a parasite to James and Linda Mangelsdorf? Do the Palins ever thank you for trolling the internet in their defense?
      No, because they hate your stalking, insane fat ass.

      Alicia with parents and family friends.

      http://www.richard-t-hull.com/publications/hull_70th_bday_bk.pdf

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    7. Anonymous8:45 PM

      How about the positivity of the stupidity???

      HooHa!

      Delete
  41. Anonymous7:03 PM

    face swap? Is that an app? Very hilarious.
    June 29, 2016
    http://www.pikore.com/m/1283657173368412693_825925128

    In Co for the Don
    https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10154329772368588

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  42. Anonymous7:10 PM

    So no marriage in her home church? No 8 bridesmaids from her childhood friends? Why not? The bastard child was already born so no need to ramp up the time line.
    Why no hometown/family ceremony at this point? The reason to rush the wedding was born months ago.

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    1. Anonymous7:30 PM

      WHY NO PHOTO? The "photos" were Bristol's left hand, two rings holding a photo and Bristol digging her hand into Dakota's arm, showing rings and possession. These are not wedding photos.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous8:02 PM

      "Home church", that really made me LMAO. Bristol Palin in a church? Pull the other one.

      IMO the reason for the elopement is that Dakota's family wouldn't want him married to Bristol Palin. They know her.

      So Bristol had to get married quickly on the sly before the Meyer family talked her groom out of it.

      They must be disgusted with him marrying that fool that'll never be one of the family.

      I wouldn't be surprised if Dakota Meyer is estranged from his family and friends in Kentucky now. Just the way Sarah likes 'em.

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    3. Anonymous8:08 PM

      She's really kind of gone dark on her Instagram, fuzzing the kids faces and not posting very much.

      I guess that's why all the wedding stuff was kept private. It has to drive her crazy to not document every little detail of her life in photos for the public to see but it looks like she's keeping her promise to be "less public".

      I'd have to assume that after spending a small fortune on the "wedding that wasn't" that she didn't have a big do this time.

      Not to mention that once you've already given birth to someone's kid what's the point in a big white dress and ceremony? It's a little late for all that...

      Delete
    4. Anonymous8:08 PM

      If they went off for a hush hush, why would they need to remain like it is all a big secret?

      They would not say where they married? Why not?

      Delete
    5. Anonymous8:13 PM

      Because most people don't post their lives on social media. She never posted a lot.

      Delete
    6. Anonymous8:38 PM

      @ anon 8:134pm
      Well since Barstool posted every single time she got an eyelash extension you you'd think she'd pot about a marriage.

      Delete
    7. Anonymous8:39 PM

      8:13 PM - Until someone told her not to. How DUMB you are. Keep spinning, fidiot!

      Delete
    8. Anonymous10:03 PM

      8:13 PM Remember this?

      http://www.richard-t-hull.com/publications/hull_70th_bday_bk.pdf

      Delete
    9. Anonymous4:10 AM

      Duh and Ho are keeping their marriage photos (??) secret, until there is a reality show for them to fake

      Delete
  43. Anonymous7:13 PM

    Sara's speech translated to English
    Well Barstool finally found a man dumb enough to marry her slutty ass. And it even seems to be one of her baby daddies.It may be to avoid child support and travel expenses, but we really don't fucking care as long as someone marries that whore.

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    1. Anonymous8:08 PM

      I really do wonder if Dakota married Mini-me for some later advantage once they split.

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    2. Anonymous8:09 PM

      That about sums 'er up!

      Also too, Dakota, make sure to strap a board on your ass so as not to fall in!

      Delete
  44. Anonymous7:51 PM

    OMG! HYSTERICAL!

    Sarah Palin & Donald Trump Country EDM Remix

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9TLT0EJYo&app=desktop

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  45. Anonymous8:00 PM

    "Yeah Dakota a year late" I thought Barstool called off the wedding? This comes off to me that she is not thrilled with Dakota.What happened did your Daughter take your "F" buddy Sarah? Palin came off as a bitch and although she can brag about his MOH and believe me she will every chance she gets she came off as a sarcastic bitch. She can never keep her big mouth shut.

    She should be happy that someone finally married her retarded daughter and made Sailor a legitament kid.

    I give Barstool's marriage two years because Mama cant shut up and butt out.

    What did Dakota not want to be dragged on stage to help your "Vet" image? There is some kind of tension there and she is the Mother In Law from hell.

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    1. Anonymous9:55 PM

      Eww. She's probably. "I"ll babysit at your house bris. It's okay if moh darkota is around while i babysit...."

      Delete
    2. abbafan10:16 PM

      I still recall the FU Michael Moore photo from Vegas, where you can clearly see her leering at Dumbkota's "junk"! The horny, home-wrecking skank bitch probably wants to bang him, just like she fucked Brad, and helped dissolve the Pimp Toad's business partnership! She will wreck this "marriage"!!

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    3. Anonymous4:16 AM

      I recall the interview when she claimed that Bristle's latest illigitimate child was a "blessing" since God forgives, over and over. $carah claimed "I have screwed up, and been forgiven. God forgives, like, 3, 4, 5 times" The woman interviewing her was speechless. This said to me "She just admitted Bristles has had 5 kids!!

      Delete
  46. Anonymous8:05 PM

    Good evening, can you confirm or deny if there was any validity to Tank telling you that before there was Tripp, there was another Tripp.

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    1. Anonymous10:37 PM

      It was stated as "Trig was Tripp before he became Trig".

      I always thought it meant that the name was reserved for the baby that came out DS and another name was given that one to save the Tripp name for the next, and hopefully not genetically compromised kid.

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  47. Anonymous8:12 PM

    What about that idiotic comment about putting into practice what you learned as a parent (or some such garbage)??

    That's a clear demonstration that Sarah Palin doesn't care for grandmotherhood (she being so young an' hot an' all). We rill grandmas know that being a grandmother is nothing like being a mother, nothing at all. Only a phony like Sarah Palin would try to claim that it is.


    It's a good thing, though, that Sarah doesn't enjoy being a grandmother.... because imagine having that dangerous freak as your granny!!!

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  48. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Has Sarah remembered to say Kumbayah lately?

    Splody and chit.

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  49. Anonymous8:19 PM

    Anti Trump voices from the RIGHT grow louder.

    Hell, No

    No, Republicans should not come around to Trump. Two things: First, it is impossible for a mentally and emotionally normal adult to support Donald Trump’s bid for the presidency without calling into question his judgment or his honor. Second, it is easier to forgive defective judgment than deficient honor. Trump is out whining like the spoiled little princess he is and always has been that his fellow Republican presidential contenders, having been vanquished, are not making good on their promise to support the GOP nominee, presumably himself. Trump is of course absolutely correct that Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, et al. did make that promise, and that to withhold their support now would constitute violating a solemn promise made in public to their supporters. Breaking that promise is absolutely the right thing to do.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/437370/donald-trump-gop-must-say-no-him

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  50. Anonymous8:20 PM

    I live in Wasilla, traveling in the south right now, and I never drink the water. Buy bottled water all the way!

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  51. Anonymous8:25 PM

    She wants Bristol and Dakota to share their story. Translation. "They could make some money on this" God she is a horrible parent.

    Leave your kids alone Sarah. Be thankful that someone actually married Bristol the tramp of Wassilla who has such low self esteem that she had plastic surgery because all she was taught was by you was looks are everything and a way to make money.

    Start working on Piper she is a chubby maybe you can get her on the diet pills you take or liposuction you narcissistic asshole , but never, ever send her to college that would be just to much for a Palin to aspire to.

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    1. Anonymous9:08 PM

      Hey, when Sarah Palin pimped Barstool as "the original teen mom" that told the type of person she was. Just like Trump, a money grubbing bastard!

      Delete
  52. Anonymous8:29 PM

    http://www.vox.com/2016/7/1/12083494/bernie-sanders-democratic-party-concessions?yptr=yahoo

    BS

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  53. Anonymous8:34 PM

    Leave out the word marriage.

    It is merely Bristol's hush hush.

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  54. Anonymous8:40 PM

    Hahahaha

    Sarah and Toad's old friend Joe Arpaio about to be indicted?

    http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/judge-snow-arpaio-committed-perjury-criminal-referral-to-come-8338270

    Here's some fucker saying what he gets paid to say!

    "Arpaio's criminal attorney, former U.S. Attorney Mel McDonald, pleaded with the judge, saying it would be "devastating to the sheriff's office and the sheriff" if a criminal referral were made."





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  55. Anonymous8:40 PM

    "Medal of honor *winner*"

    Aren't the militant right crybabies always throwing a fit whenever someone calls it a winner instead of a recipient?

    You know, You don't WIN IT YOU EARN IT! yadda yadda yadda

    Our Sarree, she sure knows how to please her own base.

    HooHah!

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  56. Barstool has posted on her Instagram page a photo of a waving American flag with the caption something about "America -- if you don't love it, get the hell out!!" Great sentiment for the Fourth, don't you think?

    Really classy, those Palin's.

    By the way, check out this photo of the "huuuuge crowd" that greeted Trump and Sarah in Colorado.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MileHighBrendan/status/748931618652303360/photo/1

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MileHighBrendan/status/748931618652303360

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  57. Anonymous11:15 PM

    Seriously, who is Palin fucking for coverage over at "E!"?

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  58. Randall1:48 AM

    Does anyone have 3 months in the "Splitsville" pool?
    Are there ANY squares left?

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  59. Anonymous2:33 AM

    NEW son in law? Is there more son in laws? Oh well regardless. I love happy endings and miracles. I hope that this family and all families around the world good health. May they thrive and succeed. Have a super good 4th everyone. Be happy.

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  60. Anonymous4:05 AM

    It's as if Sarah doesn't even know where the wedding took place. Obviously family members did not attend. How weird and how pathetic.

    And she say "a new son-in-law" as if she has some others. Boy, that family is strange.
    Beaglemom

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