Thursday, August 18, 2016

So I guess naked Donald Trump statues all over the country is now a thing. Probably NSFW. Update!

Thank god I'm not eating.
Courtesy of US Magazine:  

The statues, which have found homes in Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Cleveland and New York City, are part of a project called “The Emperor Has No Balls” — a not-so-subtle nod to Hans Christian Andersen’s storybook tale, The Emperor’s New Clothes, about an overconfident leader with no wardrobe. 

While the mogul’s likenesses are stripped of their clothing, the figures are also missing an integral part of the male anatomy. A spokesman for INDECLINE opened up to The Washington Post about the inspiration behind the Trump sculptures on Thursday, August 18. 

“Like it or not, Trump is a larger-than-life figure in world culture at the moment,” the spokesman told the newspaper. “Looking back in history, that’s how those figures were memorialized and idolized in their time — with statues.”

You know if Trump had any sense of shame this might be enough to convince him to drop out of the race.
Yeah, that's not good for the old self image.

Things I no longer say:

"Surely this election cycle cannot get any more bizarre."

"The Republicans can't possibly still think they can use Benghazi and the private e-mail server to attack Hillary Clinton."

And "That is probably the dumbest thing Donald Trump will ever say."

Damn I knew I should have picked up eye bleach at the store yesterday.

Update: New York parks department responds to the statues.
I can hardly wait to see Donald Trump's next tweet.

Update 2: Trump supporters respond to statues.
Yes. I'm having fun with this. 


  1. Anonymous1:54 PM

    It's not just the nonexistent balls and the micropenis, the guy needs some Hank Hill butt bags for DGS (Diminished Gluteal Syndrome).

    1. Anonymous11:07 PM

      The artwork is incomplete.

      Should have included a large magnifying glass on a tether, perhaps hanging from one of his arms like a purse.

  2. Mmm-mmm, that Melania is one lucky lady, amirite?

    Pardon me while I puke.

    1. Anonymous2:29 PM

      My exact thought

    2. Anonymous2:33 PM

      It's the price she pays for her new dresses.

    3. Anonymous4:19 PM

      Plus, her boob job and facial surgeries.

  3. Canarysings1:58 PM

    If Trump was failing before, he is on a super slide now, downward and it will not stop until he returns to the sewers from which he gets his information to attack. There is no Whitewater issue, there are no confidential files leaked to the public, there is no guilt on Clinton's shoulders for the men who died in Benghazi. There is spew, and innuendo and rumors and titillating suggestions of laundering and ill health and goes on and on. If you thought you saw Trump before, wait til he gets his claws into these right wing conspiracy theorists.

    1. Anonymous11:09 PM

      Nothing contributes to loser like public humiliation and denigration.

      The late night shows that are now on hiatus can't touch the effect this public art will have on the Trump campaign.

      But oh, I so wish they would try when they come back.

  4. Anonymous1:59 PM

    It's like the polymer fairies snuck into the tower at night made a mold of this paunchy, ugly nut job. The panus size is dead on along with the penis size, also too.

    I saw a photo of Schlumpy Dumpy Trump taken a few days ago that clearly showed the outline of his bulging man girdle under his slacks. Either that - or he is a closet mormon who is rocking the jesus jammies.

    He's obese. Morbidly obese. The speed he is taking is not enough to counteract his unbridled appetites.

    1. Anonymous4:05 PM

      " . . . rocking the jesus jammies." LOL. Thank you.

    2. Anonymous4:18 PM

      Trump has gained weight throughout this race more than likely due to nervous eating - Kentucky Fried and hamburgers and fries, ice cream and pop!

      Check him out in photos of a year ago and compare him in those of today. He has a bulging stomach - bigger flabby arms and his face, chin and neck now are surrounded with rings of fat! Look at side shots of his head - can't miss all the fat....he goes from his chin to the bottom of his neck with fat and no definition of anything!

      He appears very unhealthy, soft and ready for a major heart attack!

    3. Anonymous5:27 PM

      Maybe we'll get lucky, 4:18?

    4. Anonymous5:44 PM

      There is a photo, shot from behind, of drumpf teeing off at one of his golf courses. He's wearing light khaki colored pants so the size of his huuuge ass is quite apparent. Oddly, he demands some bizarre level of perfection in his wives and staff yet has not an ounce of perfection in his entire body or mind. Disgusting is the nicest adjective I can come up with for the man who fancies he looks like Brad Pitt.

    5. Anonymous11:15 PM

      For the amount of weight he has, he should have bigger man-boobs.

    6. Anonymous2:39 AM

      also, too:

  5. eroteme2:01 PM

    the old GOP elite like this writer are blind to the fact that Trump and the alt-right are the perfect result of a 20+ yr process of manufacturing a radicalised low-information GOP base voter bloc - a process they started and nurtured. This has been done a careful mix of lies and half lies using FOX News, AM talk radio jocks, and countless evangelical sermons warning of the godless taking over America. The writer ignores the fact that on the day of Obama's first inauguration GOP House and Senate leaders boycotted the ceremony as a deliberate insult and instead held a meeting in Congress at which they pledged a policy of total obstruction to Obama with the aim of legislative gridlock so as to make him a one term President. They failed in that but succeeded spectacularly in producing a party voter base for some one like Trump, and the alt-right typified by Breitbart is a natural fit with him.

    1. Balzafiar2:48 PM

      All true and I fervently hope and pray that it all comes back to bite them in their traitorous asses -- especially that hateful turd Mitch McConnell, the worst of the worst.

    2. Anonymous4:10 PM

      McConnell and Trump are two of a kind - physically and mentally - terribly and totally unattractive.

      These three will rest in Hell upon their deaths: Trump, Palin and McConnell.

      Their lives are full of documented (videos, media and press) evil in that they are liars, racists, ego maniacs, frauds, etc.

    3. Anonymous5:39 PM

      4:10 I've often thought their inherent physical ugliness is what has made them both so bitter at the world and causes them to strike out at others hoping to punish them for their very obvious short-comings.

  6. Anonymous2:03 PM


    "“NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small,” parks spokesman Sam Biederman said."

    1. Anonymous11:16 PM

      I'll bet Sam and the office staff had a hoot coming up with that official statement.

      I'll bet they don't take it down either.

  7. Anonymous2:04 PM

    The New York statue was taken own, but with the best statement about it:

    "The New York statue was taken down. According to the Gothamist.

    "Parks Department spokesperson Sam Biederman provided us with the following statement regarding the Trump statue:

    "NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."

    1. Anonymous11:18 PM


      I hope they returned it to the artist to be redistributed elsewhere.

      I have to wonder if any cities are requesting them at this point.

      I'll bet it would bring in big bucks on eBay.

  8. Anonymous2:11 PM

    New Yorkers breathed a collective sigh of relief around 1:20 p.m. today when a seriously foul sculpture of Donald Trump with his junk out was removed from Union Square by the NYC Parks Department.

    Still, they managed to deliver one last sick burn toward the Republican presidential candidate. As tweeted by Wall Street Journal reporter Josh Dawsey:

    NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: "NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.”

    Yup, that’s a real quote. It seems even Trump’s tiny penis, devoid of any testicles whatsoever, still went against official NYC park policy.

    Oh well, probably for the best. That thing was straight-up ghastly.

    And the Twitter responses roll in ...

    1. Anonymous2:42 AM

      Trump testicles are missing because Putin keeps them in an old vodka glass in the Kremlin.

  9. Anonymous2:13 PM

    I wonder if $carah has ordered HER statue yet?

    1. Anonymous3:09 PM

      Giant be-wigged head, tiny, short Tyrannosaurus rex arms with strange tricep fat hanging like wings.

      Emaciated thighs with strips of cellulite and skin hanging like flags leading to strangely short calves ending in cankles with very small feet at their end.

    2. Anonymous5:25 PM

      She's waiting for the inflatable version; takes less room to store but just as effective. It will gag a maggot.

    3. Anonymous8:29 PM

      didn't they already put one in front of Wasilla High? You know, the giant vulva?

  10. Anonymous2:14 PM

    I like the bulges on his back just above his fallen behind!!

    1. Anonymous12:43 AM

      It looks like the artist (Ginger of Las Vegas) started with a live model and then sculpted the head and other parts to customize it.

      There is a video.

      Looks like this guy has a mold and can make more.

      The sculpture as commissioned by Indecline, a group that uses art for political and social statements.

      The video is very interesting.

  11. Anonymous2:14 PM

    Little Donnie is not going to drop out. In his world he is still winning, he is still yakking about winning the primaries.

    He will take this as some sort of endorsement, see how great I am, they are erecting statues of me, but they should have been done in gold.

    No, the only way they can get rid of him is the men in the white coats haul him off to the funny farm or the day after the election.

    1. Anonymous2:50 PM

      He is now on par with "the DAVID" in his own mind...

    2. Anonymous4:04 PM

      I actually have the statue of David in my home and there is no comparison as to one w/the Donald. Even in Trump's younger years, I'm sure David was far, far more physically attractive!

      We all know that David had a larger penis!

    3. Anonymous11:20 PM

      David has much bigger hands.

  12. AuntieRuth2:16 PM

    His pubes are unlikely to be orange. Gray and sparse more likely.

    1. Anonymous4:02 PM

      You are right, AuntieRuth! Men and women end up like that in their senior years - the public hair disappears considerably! It's no longer needed for protection and that is the way nature takes care of things!

      The Donald is hanging and balding! Such a gorgeous picture! NOT!

  13. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Not only does Trump have no balls, but a tiny, tiny penis!

    You would think Trump would be mortified by this statue that is physically in places throughout our country and is on social media running throughout our country and the world!

    Hopefully, this will draw a conclusion from Trump that he should get himself out of the race for POTUS. He's nothing more than a disgusting and very much disliked man and we all know he is not qualified to be POTUS.

    THIS would be the most mortifying thing a candidate could go through, would be my take.

    But, shit - he'll probably enjoy the media attention even though it is all negative and he is the laughing stock of our country and world!

    I don't think he looks much better in clothes!

    1. Anonymous11:22 PM

      Where are the frothing at the mouth tweets? Doesn't Trump know by now?

      Or have they tied and gagged him and taken away his cell phone with orders he is not to respond in any way?

  14. Anonymous2:23 PM

    Trump guarantees there is "no problem there." what is he goiong to do? Release photos or drop his trousers to show there is no problem there?? His wife posed nude, I guess he will have to prove he has something there since his ego is so large? Most ridiculous presidential race ever.

    1. Anonymous4:56 PM

      Most ridiculous 1/2 of a Presidential race ever. Hillary's half is doing just fine, thanks!

  15. Anonymous2:31 PM

    He looks much better than he does in person.

    When is Melania going on her apology tour. I forgot, no apology. Excuse tour about her honest life as an immigrant.

    She has two weeks, her performance must be flawless by now.

  16. Anonymous2:33 PM

    I don't see people as ugly based on physical appearance. We are all born into different bodies and we all age differently (and there are devastating maiming and disfiguring diseases and accidents). But Trump is different. I see nothing but ugly; it extends to the core. The sculptor was clever.

  17. Anonymous2:36 PM

    They got the lack-of-balls right, but I think they made his hands a little too big...

  18. Anonymous2:38 PM

  19. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Y'all know what's gonna happen: Trump will drop his drawers to show he has balls to prove the statues are anatomically incorrect.

    In his mind's eye, Trump's penis is YUUUUUGE and he won't mind showing us the best penis in the world.

    1. Anonymous3:11 PM

      He's 70 years old, I can't imagine that his balls aren't hanging in a stretched scrotum that comes down to near mid thigh. He's old, he's gross and his balls hang low. (and they wobble to and fro :-)

    2. Anonymous3:22 PM

      Maybe he'll get his doctor to write a letter, saying he has seen Trump's balls.

    3. Anonymous3:58 PM

      OMG! I know what old balls look like on an obese man and it isn't pretty. I agree totally with 3:11 PM - Donny isn't cute in the nude and hasn't been sexually attractive in eons. And, yes folks, his balls are hanging low!

      I'll bet he and his current wife have separate bedrooms and haven't completed the sexual act in a long, long time. He's just that repulsive to most women!

    4. Anonymous4:36 PM

      He can barely see his shoe tips.How will he see his balls?
      Besides he balls have shrunk with age.
      I am certain he could get his doctor to write a note?

    5. Anonymous11:26 PM

      They don't just have separate bedrooms. They live on different floors. I don't think Barron looks like Trump at all, if you get my drift.

  20. Anonymous2:45 PM

    ""NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.”

    1. Anonymous4:07 PM

      Where is our supply of those "Not a laughing matter" signs they used to have in airports?

    2. Anonymous4:17 PM

      A few corrections:

      -- His fingers look too big.
      -- His hair in recent pix is a way lighter yellow than the ever-darker tint of his face.
      -- I wish the artist has used fluffy material for the hair, so it could get blown about.

      But I do love the body. Looks like he has a bad rash on his behind.

    3. Anonymous5:34 PM

      4:17PM That red ass is what I've seen referred to as baboon ass, also known as monkey butt.

    4. Anonymous5:00 AM

      From looking at pix of Donnie, I'd say his actual buttocks are larger/fatter than the statue Donnie's. Probably more rashy, too.

  21. Anonymous2:48 PM

    Trump adviser accused of making anti-Semitic remarks

    In his complaint, Meyer said Crane also said Schmitz played down the extent of the Holocaust.

    “In his final days, he allegedly lectured Mr. Crane on the details of concentration camps and how the ovens were too small to kill 6 million Jews,” wrote Meyer, whose complaint is before the Merit Systems Protection Board (MSPB).

    Read more here:

  22. LGtucker2:54 PM

    After the 2008 elections, the GOP willing embraced the "alt-right" or, as most people call them, the extreme right. The GOP fueled their hatred, their conspiracies, and their fear because they were loud, vocal, angry, and drew media attention. Remember "death panels"? The demands for Obama's birth certificate? Vowing government shutdown? Booing a gay soldier serving in Iraq during the 2012 GOP primaries? The GOP never did anything to stop them and kept accepting their vitriolic rhetoric.

    Now that Trump is saying exactly what the extreme right is thinking, the GOP and Ben want to pretend they didn't see this coming? Spare me! Go back,read that GOP autopsy report from 2013 if you haven't burned it yet, and get ready to add more to it

    1. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Thus, if Hillary Clinton wins, the era of de-legitimizing Obama will likely segue seamlessly into the era of NeverHillary. Not only is she a Clinton—and thus the logical heir to the de-legitimization campaign that Gingrich and Co. heaped on her husband 20 years ago—but the new Clinton administration will be in the eyes of the right little more than Obama’s third term. As Roger Stone promised: “We will not stand for it.”

    2. Anonymous11:29 PM

      5:19 -

      It isn't going to do the GOP any good to obstruct for yet another term. The public has already had enough of it. If they want to maintain a majority, they are going to have to show they are doing something worth that paycheck they're getting from out tax dollars. People are fed up with them cashing our checks with no work to show for it.

  23. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Why doesn't he post a suggestion of his 'package' along with his tax return? Could it be he is nothing he claims?

  24. woody sez2:55 PM

    Hilarious --- the gun culture are intimidated by those Democrats with their book learnin'

  25. woody sez2:58 PM

    For Breitbart editor, Ben Shapiro, wrote "Bullies: How the Left's Culture of Fear and Intimidation Silences Americans."

    Well, Jesus Harold Christ. Isn't that a nice how do you do. I'll go ahead and put you down with the crowd of no credibility.

    Could anyone tell me who the left has actually silenced. It seems those on the right are all screaming from the top of their lungs lately.

    Now Ben is crying that Bannon took Brietbart news over the cliff with the alt-right.

    1. Anonymous3:58 PM

      I think they are mad they can't use racial or ethnic slurs any more.

  26. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Meanwhile this:

    1. Anonymous7:31 PM

      this too:

  27. Anonymous3:06 PM

    This example of "art" juts like Trump himself, has shown how low the bar of respectability and good taste has sunk, here, in America.

    I'm embarrassed, embarrassed for America and for this artist.

    This "Brave New World" isn't exactly what many of us thought it would be.

    1. Anonymous3:19 PM

      Freedom of expression. Maybe "to offend" was the artist's purpose.

    2. Anonymous3:24 PM

      3:06 PM Is embarrassed for Emperor Donald Trump, how cute.

    3. Anonymous3:53 PM

      3:06 PM Just look at all the offending of others (racist commentary, etc.) The Donald has been doing for months and months.

      He's being paid back one- hundred fold and has no one to blame but himself and the idiots he surrounds himself with - to include his family members!

      I will admit seeing the nude statue of him to be quite a surprise but, the more I've thought about it - Trump brings out the hate and ugliness of others.

      I am one that never used or thought the word 'hate' until he came on the scene and I have to say that I detest and hate the man to the core of my soul!

      He is not fit to become the Dictator (or POTUS)! He certainly does not represent me and I hope this naked statue being displayed all over the country and world will finally ridicule him so much that it shuts him up forever and that he drops being in the race! He's going to lose big time anyway - and, he knows it!

      Vote Hillary Clinton folks! She has the experience and knowledge and is knowledgeable, able and willing to follow President Obama in the White House.

    4. Anonymous3:54 PM

      Just a symbol of Trump's American birth. He can prove the artist wrong by posing in his speedos on the beach. Melania knows that it is a true rendition of his 'athletic body. He should be happy that Chris Christie was not exposed.

    5. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Chris Christie in his tight baseball uniform looking like TweedleeDee or TweedleeDum was bad enough. Let's not scare the horses.

    6. Anonymous8:12 PM

      Sad diet.

    7. Anonymous11:32 PM

      Art is designed to inflame emotions and thought.

      The only bad art is that which is met with indifference.

    8. Anonymous2:47 AM

      Chris Christie got some serious moves.

  28. col Andres Murciano Ret3:15 PM

    The only good to come from any of this is we can plainly see who among us is afraid of "others" enough to be stupid enough to believe that the Narcissist with a capital N "Only I" Trump is their savior from the inevitable continued swirling of Americas melting pot. Diversity is a core strength of our great nation which is the Home of the Brave not the home of the cowards so scared they could believe a me me me dolt like the Donald could be our savior.

  29. Anonymous3:17 PM

    For those who may not know this.. DT dreamed of and wanted to be a song and dance man on the great white stage but couldn't find any roles that embodied his beliefs, i.e., hat of a racist and bigoted
    Broadway character who sings and dances his way down Pennsylvania ave in the rain right into the WHITE HOUSE.

  30. brooklyn33:18 PM

    Trump knows he's losing and has now made a business decision: by digging in on this losing strategy, he knows he'll look to his followers like he's going out in a blaze of glory, never caving to the establishment and therefore protecting his brand.

  31. Anonymous3:49 PM

  32. Anonymous3:54 PM

  33. We've endured the childish behaviour of "I know you are, but what am I?" from the rightwingnuts for many months now.

    I really expected Stump to say that Hillary keeps marrying foreign women with weird accents.

    What we for SURE will see, is poorly done HILLARY statues, showing up across America.

  34. Anonymous4:21 PM

    Oh I do wish they would sell this work of art in a size suitable for subbing out the lawn gnomes and flamingoes I have been coveting for my front yard. A nice cheap version, so maybe I could have a little army of barenekkid trumplets out there.

    1. Anonymous4:46 PM

      OR butter versions for White House events with the Obamas!!

    2. Anonymous5:15 PM

      Only difference, the Obamas are classy and I'd love having them on my front yard!

      Trump and his nude body statue would be a joke for the neighborhood!

    3. Anonymous6:20 PM

      H'ween is coming! Instead of the plastic Trump mask, let's have plastic statues about 3 ft tall, lighted on the inside. Or it could be the silk inflatable tube, with a blower keeping it upright (not to say "erect"), and maybe the escape route for the air could be via the fluffy wig, which would blow about.

    4. Anonymous11:37 PM

      They really ought to consider a lawn jockey version.

      We can add our own little pointy gnome hats if we want.

      One arms should be out and pointing to the sky in his little pistol trademark jab. The face should be redone to reflect his pouty fish lip sneer with two beaver teeth showing.

  35. Anonymous4:37 PM

    You gotta admit it - someone in the NY Parks Dept has a very wicked sense of humor! This is hilarious!

  36. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Sort of off topic.
    In the book "Lost Tycoon" The many lives of Donald J. Trump, is Ivana's divorce
    deposition , the part her telling of her
    husband, Donald Trump violently raping her,
    ripping out handfuls of her hair while
    holding her arms behind her, throwing her
    on their bed. He was mad because "her"
    plastic surgeon had done a bad hair surgery process on him and took it out on her by ripping out handfuls of hers yelling
    for her to feel pain, her hair all over the floor. It goes on about his abusive treatment of her and the constant
    condescending and humiliating put downs
    privately and publicly throughout their marriage.
    There is a lot more also!
    He treats all females this way, except his
    daughter Ivanka. Get going on this Hillary
    people! His people are going to go all
    the way digging into Bill Clinton's
    sexual history and Hillary's behavior during his presidency.

  37. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Making fun of a purple heart recipient, are they? Well they're doing a fantastic job. I'm shocked he hasn't lost his mind on twitter over this. Art imitating life. Poor Melania, no wonder she always looks sad, look at what she settled for!!!

  38. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Sorry Uncle G, those ruski lovin' repugs have fooled ya again:
    "The Republicans can't possibly still think they can use Benghazi and the private e-mail server to attack Hillary Clinton."

    Here's what cranky pants has to say about your prediction today -

    Master drumpf, however, is still allowed to disparage and insult veterans and their families without negative comment from the addled old boy.

  39. Anonymous5:12 PM

    That bottom photo of Trump's supporters shows them being 'placed' in the photo. Check it out closely....Trump's even in it! Haha!

    And, the idiot Sarah Palin is in it! Remember, Trump no longer includes her in anything he is doing! Hell, the raunchy radio guy is even placed in it!

    But, I'm sure they were all shocked when they saw the nude statute of their buddy! They were probably thinking - 'Thank God, it wasn't me!"

    1. Anonymous6:56 PM

      Of course they're all 'placed' in the pic.
      You didn't recognize the original?

    2. Anonymous7:17 PM

      You are correct, 6:56 PM. I'd forgotten the original and the fact they were trying to copy it. Thanks for the reminder!

  40. Anonymous5:23 PM

    This is a ridiculous, crude, sophomoric rendering of a ridiculous, crude, sophomoric man. I give it a ten out of ten.

    1. Cracklin Charlie8:53 PM

      I think the hands are bigger than life size.

  41. Anonymous5:23 PM

    One of the bad consequences of such behavior is when will we see nude Hillary showing up mysteriously all over the US? This year's Presidential election knows no bounds. We have no decency.

    1. Anonymous5:56 PM

      Oh spare me the faux indignation. Nekked Trump was genius because, like all good satire, it's aim is true. Trump is the howler monkey with an overly loud voice and overly small balls. Science has proven there's a correlation, and Trump proves daily that the phenomenon exists more broadly among simians.

    2. Anonymous11:38 PM

      Ginger, the artist, is someone who makes monsters for a living. He said doing Trump was right up his wheelhouse.

    3. Anonymous11:41 PM

      I'm sure some redneck is already attempting to create a Hillary version with chicken wire, Spam and duct tape.

  42. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Turns out that one of the statues is here in SF. Here are some good pics!:

    1. Anonymous6:01 PM

      They set them up in five cities...LA, SF, NY, Toledo, Seattle.

    2. Anonymous11:42 PM

      Bet the West Coast ones are left up.

  43. Anonymous5:54 PM

    I am actually surprised that these statues are in the "flattering" category for tRump.

  44. Anonymous6:40 PM

    Does Donald Trump hate our American Olympic athletes?

    35 Gold Medals
    33 Silver Medals
    32 Bronze Medals

    Why Trump Isn’t Tweeting About the Olympics

    You’d think two weeks of winning might be a golden opportunity. For this campaign, it's just the opposite.
    By Alex Goldstein
    August 18, 2016

    ... Why has Trump hit the mute button on the Olympics, while Clinton has pumped up the volume? There’s a good reason for that, and a surprising one. The spectacle of America vanquishing its global rivals is—ironically, amazingly—utterly terrible for the “America First” candidate.
    A big part of his political message, the one you hear at his stump speeches, is that America has grown weak. America doesn’t win anymore, he says. “Crippled America” is the title of his most recent book. He alone can Make American Great Again. As someone who’s been around a few campaigns, believe me: The Olympics is about the worst thing that could have happened to the Trump train. Here’s a candidate whose message depends entirely on convincing Americans that they’re living in a failing nation overrun by criminal immigrants. And for the past two weeks, tens of millions of Americans have been glued to a multi-ethnic parade of athletes, winning easily. “Make America Great Again” has never felt more out-of-touch than it does against the backdrop of tenacious, over-achieving American athletes driven by their own journeys in pursuit of the American Dream...


    1. Anonymous11:43 PM

      So, he thinks no one knows how we scored in the Olympics because he hasn't tweeted about it?

  45. Anonymous6:56 PM

    Melania Trump, question please.

    Looking at the side view of your husband's statue, how do you have sex with The Donald?

    You lift his sweaty fat gut and have to give him a hand job?

    1. Anonymous7:33 PM

      If you are having sex with a man with a pendulous gut you have to ride him reverse cowgirl style. If you're a dude having sex with a fat chick you have to hit her from the back, doggy style. Two fat people together have to "scissor". Fat people still have sex.

    2. Anonymous8:16 PM

      eewww! TMI!

  46. Anonymous7:09 PM

    That Trump art several months back didn't do him justice. There wasn't enough fat. Thankfully, the sculpture here does.

  47. Anonymous7:13 PM

    I'm sure they don't have sex. He is so f---ing repulsive and most especially in the nude!

    Cannot even begin to imagine a sexual encounter w/him! Tiny penis and roles of fat around his stomach equals zero chance of a worthy sexual act!

    Plus, he's in his 70's, most likely has high blood pressure and would have to take Viagra to 'possibly' get it up IF his wife is even willing?!

    Sickening man inside and out!

  48. Anonymous7:14 PM

    A hand job? Only if you can find it!

  49. Anonymous7:45 PM

    Kinda resembles Todd too !!! Or is that the Monkey Queen ???

  50. Anonymous7:48 PM

    "... although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
    - Donald Trump

    Now that we've seen Donald's naked body statutes, that explains why his daughter Ivanka hasn't returned the nice body and I would be dating my father compliment back to her papa.

  51. Anonymous8:03 PM

    Looks like any other 70+ guy. Just with teeny parts. But i think i would be embarrassed if a likeness of me were out there naked. Poor family. But he brought it all upon his family brating people of color.

  52. Anonymous8:19 PM

    The cellulite ridden backside is priceless. Even worse than old $P.

    I am hoping they don't do one of Hillary. I'm her age, and it ain't pretty

  53. Anonymous8:48 PM

    You guys keep saying Trump is too old, out of shape, high blood pressure and too fat to impregnate Melania.

    Where did Barron come from?

    1. Anonymous9:08 PM

      Barron is ten years old. Hel-LO.

    2. Anonymous9:24 PM

      Barron is a little over 10 years old so it's been a 'while'. Viagra and a turkey baster can work wonders.

    3. Anonymous10:04 PM

      9:24 My thoughts exactly..

  54. Anonymous9:14 PM

    .... I met Ivanka and praised her to her father.

    Trump said, “Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . ”

    No President Wannabe Donald we don't know you fat fuc_. What would you have done to your daughter?

    1. Anonymous10:02 PM

      Ivanka loves the life> "Trump even had to dredge the Atlantic City channel so it could accommodate his ship."Dutch journalist Peter Degraaf of De Volkskrant told Newsday was "maybe the greatest ship ever built in the world, and it's exactly what Mr. Trump wants—the greatest and most luxurious yacht."by 1991 he was forced to sell the Trump Princess—or had it repossessed,

  55. Anonymous11:00 PM

    Tiffany is not Donald's favorite daughter but she should be thrilled she's not getting that type of attention from her father like her half sister Ivanka.

  56. Anonymous2:19 AM

    O yucky. The huge bigley elite con job. Ya cant put cologne on a stinky rump to cover the chitty smell.

  57. Anonymous2:38 AM

    Most in that outhouse look just like that! Sitting on your azz and pushin pencils for 70 years does not built a healthy body. Everyone making excuses for your terrible behavior does not make you good.

  58. Anonymous3:22 AM

    Tiny fingers waving, large telepouter with consway words to read. "I will tell you the truth" "Believe me" aaaaah? yes indeed trump U we believe! We believe this is a lousy reality show. With lousy foreign actors. Bad sound quality, and evil intent. Ya all need a serious vacation from this fiasco and show of ignorance. Americans aint buying it. click.

  59. Anonymous5:28 AM

    I read somewhere that the genital area has been enlarged to show detail.

  60. Anonymous6:31 AM


  61. Anonymous6:38 AM

    Ukrainian MP offers more details on alleged payments to Trump campaign chief

    KIEV (Reuters) - A Ukrainian lawmaker on Friday divulged more details of what he said were payments made to Donald Trump's campaign chief in the U.S. presidential race by the political party of the Kremlin-backed former Ukrainian leader Viktor Yanukovich.
    MP Serhiy Leshchenko said money was allocated for Trump aide Paul Manafort to finance services such as carrying out exit polls at elections, buying computers and conducting research. The largest single payment was $3.5 million.
    Manafort has denied allegations - first made in the New York Times on Monday - that he received cash payments worth more than $12 million over five years that were itemised on secret ledgers belonging to Yanukovich's Party of Regions....

  62. Anonymous6:44 AM

    David Axelrod
    David Axelrod – Verified account

    Manafort is done. (Or is it Donetsk?) With these serial firings, the @realDonaldTrump campaign is beginning to feel like The Apprentice!

    7:26 AM - 19 Aug 2016

  63. Anonymous6:47 AM


    Manafortski You're Fired

  64. Anonymous6:51 AM

    The Associated Press
    The Associated Press – Verified account ‏@AP

    BREAKING: US swimmer Ryan Lochte apologizes for his behavior and "not being more careful or candid" in how he described events.
    7:17 AM - 19 Aug 2016

  65. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Manafort's Number 2 resigns

    Rick Gates has also left the Trump campaign

  66. Anonymous6:59 AM

    Trump’s campaign advisers covertly lobbied on behalf of pro-Russian Ukraine government

    Paul Manafort and his deputy, Rick Gates, never disclosed their work as foreign agents between 2012 and 2014 as required under federal law.

  67. Anonymous7:21 AM

    How did Manafort and his assistants declare their Russian payday on their taxes?

    Did they find a way to launder their money?

    1. Anonymous7:27 AM

      Did Sarah Palin or one of her aliases receive money from SarahPac and did she declare it on her taxes?

      Was the money laundered?

    2. Anonymous8:00 AM

      Ding dong, the crook is gone!

  68. Anonymous10:08 AM

    Only people with low souls and no dignity would enjoy or laugh at such a disgusting vile artist whose only goal is to be cruel to others. When you sell your soul you laugh at cruelty and enjoy the pain of others. When you walk with God you will never laugh at others pain and participate in humiliating another human being ever.

    1. Anonymous7:04 PM

    2. Anonymous7:22 PM

      Oh put a sock in it. This wasn't body shaming, it was satire. Bloody brilliant satire. Drumpf is the emperor with no clothes, and no balls. If the satire hadn't been on point, the statues would have been one big yawn, not headline news.


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