Saturday, September 17, 2016

Ammosexuals now have their own dating website.

Courtesy of Raw Story: 

Gun lovers now have a dating website dedicated to them. 

Concealed Carry Match allows its users to meet other members who have similar views on Second Amendment rights. The development is potentially controversial, considering the anti-gun rhetoric that has been doing the rounds following the spate of shootings in the United States in the recent past. 

Working on a similar platform as other niche dating sites, Traverse City, Michigan-based ConcealedCarryMatch.com offers a paid membership, ranging from $10 weekly to $150 for a year. The site launched last month and reportedly registered opening-day traffic of 10,000 interested visitors, signaling at an increased intensification of the debate on gun control ahead of the presidential election in November.

Well I guess the good news is that the rest of us can now use other dating websites without worrying that we will be shot if we say no at the end of the night.

And what a great service for those women who do not want a man with anything impressive taking up residence in their jeans.

I wonder if these ammosexuals get intimate by rubbing the barrels of their Glocks together while watching Dirty Harry movies? Or if they wing each other and then rub the bullet wounds together until they pass out?

It would explain so much.

30 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:38 AM

    I wonder if they'll create fake female accounts like Ashley Madison? Because while women who like guns get lots of publicity, I think there are not that many of them.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      Maybe they could call the site OKCupidwithagun

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    2. Anonymous8:40 AM

      Hope Match.com sues them for trademark infringement.

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    3. Anonymous8:42 AM

      There's a lot of love handle about that belt buckle.

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    4. Anonymous9:53 AM

      8:42 -- and not anything of a package. Unless, of course, it's a woman.

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    5. Anonymous12:54 PM

      9mm is probably the biggest package down there.

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  2. And if it has been scientifically shown these people, for the most part, also pick partners with the same reading/writing skills, education -- this site does not bode well for the next generation. How to break the cycle? Beats me.

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    1. Anonymous7:16 AM

      We can only hope many nominations for the Darwin award.

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    2. Anonymous7:49 AM

      7:16 Yes. At the rate friends & relatives are shooting each other to death on a dare, it won't take long.

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  3. Anonymous6:54 AM

    I am so embarrassed that my home town, Traverse City, got a mention like this. Frankly I think the ammosexuals should have to wear bright orange holsters and tote their weapons, unloaded and locked into the holsters, so that we all know who they are and see what idiotic fools they are.
    Beaglemom

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  4. Future Darwin Award winners?

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  5. Anonymous7:16 AM

    This won't last long. Just wait until there is a very bad breakup with both parties carrying with live rounds.

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    1. Anonymous9:02 AM

      Oh boy! Has the anti-human Zimmerman signed up yet? I've been waiting for him to meet that special mate. Special=no self control, easily angered, good eye and great shot.

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    2. Anonymous9:04 AM

      Consider it a cleansing of the dating pool.

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  6. WA Skeptic7:19 AM

    Considering that much of the violence directed against women is because they're literally helpless, I'd think that a website for Arming Women Against DV would be a great idea.

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    1. Anonymous9:08 AM

      Women are "literally helpless"?

      Give me a break do you realize how many of us are strong enough and capable enough to kick a dude's ass if he asks for it? Many of us are fast too, meaning he'd have to catch us first, before we administer his ass-kicking.

      Most of us spend as much time in a gym as they guys do, doing the same strength-training programs, Crossfit anyone? We're as strong and as fast, not to mention how capable a woman is that has had extensive self-defense training.

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    2. Anonymous9:55 AM

      @9:08 Thank you for the comment. I too know some women who are damned tough and aren't inclined to take any shit from anyone.

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  7. Anonymous7:56 AM

    My father had many guns when I was growing up. In the village it was how you kept food on the table. But I never knew people to love a cold hard steel thing that could kill people. It's kind of odd. I think, they love the attention it gets. They are missing something in their psyche that needs that instant attention that their gun gets when they walk around with it.

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  8. Anonymous7:59 AM

    As to the photo: "Is that a gun in your pocket or a snub-nosed mauzer?" That 'ammosexual' isn't packin', that's for sure!

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    1. Anonymous9:08 AM

      I figure it's either a chick or a dude that's already blown off his dick.

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  9. Anonymous8:04 AM

    Oops! Just noticed the painted nails! That's either a drag queen with a taped crotch, or an 'outdoorsy-type" lady.

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    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      Painted nails, yes, but look at those knobby knuckles. If it is female, she's doing some hard work.

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  10. Anonymous8:08 AM

    and here we see a list of gun owners,, done by themselves,, how ironic.

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  11. Anonymous8:13 AM

    Old Don the Con says unarm Hillary's security? How about also unarming all the cops on duty?
    http://deadline.com/2016/09/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-bodyguards-should-disarm-cnn-1201821415/

    Philly Ambush Shooting Leaves 2 Dead, 5 Injured (Including 2 Cops)
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/philly-ambush-shooting-leaves-2-dead-5-injured-including-2-cops/

    Teach em young.
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/20/26D6340100000578-3004156-image-a-19_1426857893252.jpg

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  12. Anonymous8:37 AM

    I freaking hate guns. A friend of mine killed herself yesterday. If she had not had access to a damn gun, she would probably still be here. She needed help for medical reasons. She didn't ever tell us she was ill. I am upset and angry. Damn the ammoxexuals.

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    1. Anonymous10:33 AM

      Sorry for your loss. Wish she had reached out for help first.

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    2. Anonymous2:43 PM

      Me too. She was a very lovely person inside and out. We are all taken aback.

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  13. Anonymous8:51 AM

    And how long before one or both of the tools would a kid in the house easily pick up one of their guns to play and shoot it killing another kid as these are the type of tools that don't 'secure' their guns -- they just leave them lying around.

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  14. Anonymous10:10 AM

    O/T
    Pipe Bomb Explodes Before Marines Charity Run; No Injuries
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/pipe-bomb-explodes-marines-charity-5k-injuries-42159802

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  15. Anonymous3:46 PM

    A win for Darwinism!

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