Thursday, September 29, 2016

Donald Trump: "No sniffles."

(H/T to New York Magazine.)

No sniffles?

Gee I hate to call Donald Trump a liar, but...... But in Donald Trump's reality that never happened.

And hey do you remember during the debate when Donald Trump bragged about not paying taxes?  

During the first presidential debate, during a discussion about Donald Trump's refusal to release his tax returns, Hillary Clinton noted that he's "paid nothing in federal taxes" in recent years. 

"That makes me smart," Trump bragged.

Well no you don't because it never happened.  

Donald Trump an hour afterward: 

Dana Bash (CNN): “My question for you is, first of all, it sounds like you admitted that you hadn't paid federal taxes and that that was smart. Is that what you meant to say? 

Trump: “No, I didn't say that at all.”

Now see the thing to keep in mind here is that you cannot trust your eyes, your ears, of your critical thinking skills.

If Donald Trump does not say something happened, then it didn't happen.

In other words if a tree falls in the woods, and Donald Trump does not hear it fall, those woods have already been cut down to built another Trump monstrosity in New York City. 

49 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:34 AM

    Next he will deny that there WAS a debate!!

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  2. If the sound system at the debate was set up and tested by union labour, it would be nice to hear from them. Perhaps Trump could be tempted tho indulge in an anti-union rant.

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    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      http://www.ooyuz.com/geturl?aid=9933465
      History

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  3. slipstream11:45 AM

    That is not sniffles. That is cocaine nose. He has had it so long it seems like normal breathing to him.

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    1. Anonymous6:54 AM

      This would explain his lack of sleep? His middle of the night rants? His delusions?

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  4. Anonymous11:51 AM

    There wasn't a mic issue. Trump just needs to pull his head out of his ass when he speaks

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  5. There must be many faulty mics following him around. I heard the same odd sniffling at other Trump rallies. Particularly obvious in the first speech where he used a TelePrompTer

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  6. Doesn't "Jeb Can Fix It" feel like ten years ago already...?

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  7. Anonymous12:09 PM

    PillBilly-Watch the Talkin bout drugs video and>: Trae is in SFO. Lots of good shit goin on...
    https://www.facebook.com/traecrowder/videos

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  8. Go back and listen to his Phoenix immigration speech. I remember being struck at the time by two things. One, the constant weird wheezing/sniffles, and two, the near constant clutching of the podium and his seeming inability to even stand up straight. This is not a new issue for Trump.

    I also remember thinking at the time that the sagging wheezing slumped over tub of orange cholesterol had a lot of nerve criticizing Hillary for alleged health concerns.

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  9. Anonymous12:10 PM

    I noticed the 'breathing' issue during the debate. I chalked it up to hyperventilation from being scared shitless. Also the frequent sips of water. And a few times wiping his upper lip with his finger. Sweat?

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    1. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Since trump is obviously overweight, I wonder if his breathing issues are caused by too much fat?

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    2. Anonymous6:56 AM

      He is in SUPER condition, didn't you read his doctor's report? Dr. Feelgood, obviously, who wants the $$$ to keep flowing his way.

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  10. Anonymous12:13 PM

    Even the White Supremacists at Stormfront Say Hillary Won the Debate

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    1. Anonymous3:23 PM

      LOL, with some reservations.

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  11. Anonymous12:25 PM

    "No, I didn't push any buttons. Especially that little red one."

    Mildred

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    1. Anonymous1:18 PM

      Oh my goodness, there you are, Mildred!
      Waving from Oregon.

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    2. Anonymous3:15 PM

      No tiny hands. No. There were no tiny hands.

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    3. Anonymous3:28 PM

      Waving back, Oregon
      (a beautiful state)

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  12. Anonymous12:33 PM

    What a stupid thing to lie about. Seriously, what is wrong with him?

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    1. Anonymous3:04 PM

      Plenty!

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    2. Anonymous6:57 AM

      What is RIGHT about him would be easier to answer. Not a damn thing.

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  13. Anonymous12:34 PM

    OT:"She did not do well. She had a lot of difficulty. And, you know, they wanted to fire her. The company itself wanted to fire her. I saved her job ... I saved her job because I said that's going to -- I did that with a number of young ladies. The staff itself. Look what happened. Look what I get out of it. I get nothing. A lot of things are coming out about her ... I saved her job because they wanted to fire her for putting on so much weight it is a beauty contest ... I saved her job because they wanted to fire her for putting on so much weight. It is a beauty contest ... But, again, I helped somebody and this is what you get for helping somebody."
    <<
    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/why-did-trump-bumble-into-khan-2-0

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    1. Anonymous2:07 PM

      The repetition is headache inducing

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  14. Anonymous12:35 PM

    He takes a deep breath way too frequently to be considered healthy. He is always oxygen-deprived. His lung capacity is shit. He is so out of shape. No way is his heart all that healthy. Imagine what he sounds like after he reaches the top of the stairs leading into his plane--no way isn't he heavily out of breath, and he surely has to try his best to hide it from people.

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    1. 66gardeners4:54 AM

      Pathological lying is an indicator of a sociopath.

      What is telling for me is Trump has not mentioned or defended himself against the rumors about his cocaine use

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  15. Anonymous12:55 PM

    He's like a small child. When confronted with an empty cookie jar, he will insist "It wasn't me" even as he has clearly visible chocolate smeared on his face and crumbs falling down his shirtfront.

    It's like it has never occurred to him that there is video evidence of exactly what he did say. An alternate reality where he gets to decide what is true and what isn't. Oh and he can change his mind about it tomorrow and say the new version is how it's always been!

    It would be funny, if he weren't running for president.

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    1. Anonymous1:24 PM

      Jon Lovitz SNL
      The Pathological Liar.
      "Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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    2. Anonymous7:01 AM

      I bet his living quarters are all rigged with cameras. He wants to see and hear EVERY move anyone makes. He is said to listen in on guests phone calls at his overpriced Mar A Lago.

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  16. Trump: "No sniffles. No. You know, the mic was very bad, but maybe it was good enough to hear breathing, but there was no sniffles."

    He thinks his words and sniffles cannot be recorded and his lies about it played over and over.

    ...and it is there WERE (!) no sniffles. He used other poor grammar tenses during the debate. He speaks like a uneducated 2nd grader.

    He also calls "Climate Change" "Global Warming" which it has not been called for five years, which anybody who was concerned about it or knew anything about it or read newspapers or listened to the news would know.

    Gawd, America? are you kidding me? You want him to represent the United States? If elected, every country he visits (for any reason) will be putting him at the kiddie table -- in negotiations, trade agreements, summits, State dinners, etc. -- where he chat among peers, but doubt he is as smart as a 5th grader. And, the kids would complain: they don't like him.

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  17. Anonymous12:59 PM

    Donald -- 85 MILLION people heard your constant sniffling. Maybe 20 of them believe there was a faulty mic. That leaves 79,999,980 people who think you're crazy.

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  18. Hedgewytch1:04 PM

    He's trying to gaslight the Nation. A typical ploy of a narcissist.
    http://queenbeeing.com/toxic-narcissism-relationships-top-10-warning-signs-youre-gaslighted/

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  19. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Listen To Donald Trump And Howard Stern Talk About How ‘Vagina Is Expensive’

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-stern-vagina-expensive_us_57ed20cfe4b082aad9b97ea0?6hzvbjw5nbrlwstt9

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    1. Anonymous1:49 PM

      Conway said Trump “made it clear that he came ready to say some rough things if [Clinton] was going to challenge him about his ABUSE — about his record on women.”

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    2. Anonymous2:19 PM

      I just read the HuffPo article. He sickens me to my core and I am so ready for this election to be over. I live in Texas and am contemplating a move south if the border should this $%&#$@% win.

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  20. Anonymous1:38 PM

    He has a note from the gastrointestinal doctor, he will explain everything. You just thought that was his nose.


    So, this Cuba story in the Newsweek! Let’s talk about it briefly, and then LMAO at Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, for basically admitting on “The View” that her boss is a great big crimer who breaks the law, with crimes.

    http://wonkette.com/607076/super-smart-trump-campaign-manager-accidentally-admits-her-boss-is-a-criminal-lol-omg-wtf

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  21. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Okay, so if it wasn't a cold or allergies, it must have been cocaine.

    Thanks for clearing that up, Donny.

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    1. Anonymous3:19 PM

      That would be my thinking. It's a nostril and upper airway problem, not really a lung problem, but who knows...one can hope.

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  22. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Who ya gonna believe, America's most trustworthy, most honest, most handsomest, most humble and most beloved uber-mega-billionaire or your own lying ears?

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    1. Anonymous8:06 PM

      I'm starting to believe that Mr. Trump is merely an uber-mega-hundredaire.

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  23. Anonymous3:52 PM

    Trump is no better than ISIS.

    When he bought the Bonwit Teller building he agreed to give the friezes and grillwork to the Metropolitan Museum, then he jackhammered them and cut up the grillwork because it was cost $35,000 and a week's delay.

    No better than ISIS. The only thing he hasn't done is committed murder. That we know of.

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  24. Anonymous4:45 PM

    I hate to defend Mr. Drumpf but in all fairness many people - especially on the internet - are saying that he wasnt really sniffling. A lot of people are saying that's just the natural sound a douchenozzle makes.

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  25. Anita Winecooler5:04 PM

    Those weren't sniffles, they were more like farts on 78 rpm. Can't wait for Bad Lip Reading's version. For being nucking futz, he sure knows all the tricks. No preparation, nothing of substance, so make the sniff the star of the debate. Next one, he'll be putting visine in his eyes, and lastly, he'll do shadow animal tricks with his fingers and a light. He's acting like a tv producer clinging to the ratings and ranting on media all sorts of conspiracy bs. He was asked by doocy on fox about miss Universe, and he "wondered out loud" where and how Hillary found that"
    It wasn't by not being prepared, cotton candy cheeto hair, and it's been all over the media how you shamed that woman. She just won "Miss Universe", so she fit into other's "idea" of beauty, you like yours thin and pignorant enough to copy someone's speech and use it as her own. Others, not so much. Melania is nothing to write home about.

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  26. Anonymous6:03 PM

    Finally I agree with Donnie !!!! That was not the sniffles, that was someone with diminished lung capacity trying to gasp for air. Many people have this, I have heard, I read something on the internets about COPD and emphysema; many old horses they send to pasture have this.

    Donnie is just an obese, old geezer. No wonder he has to repeat everything 10 times, his brain is oxygen deprived and he doesn’t realize what he has already said or he keeps yakking so we don’t heard his snorting. Wanna bet he snores the roof off his penthouse every night.

    But do not fear America, Donnie is the richest, bestest, guy in the world, he can buy some new lungs and they will be the huuuggest, greatest lungs and all those people that heard snorting have hearing problems (or they are out to get donnie) because the union rigged the mic with lower volume that only picks up gasping, because everyone, I tell you, everyone is out to get Mr. Trump.

    When Mr. Trump is president, on his first day in office, he is going to make sure all microphones are made in the USA, he is going deny any trade deals with countries that make those crappy microphones and he is also positive Hillary is behind some deal to import crappy microphones.

    So next debate, just so we don’t hear his snorting, he is going to get Hillary by mentioning her husband’s infidelities because he has to get his revenge for losing the first debate, cuz donnie is the poster boy for marriage fidelity and presidential decorum.

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    1. Anonymous2:28 PM

      Here's a list of everything he's promised to do his first day in office, legal or not, despite all of the activities being sworn in entail. Yeah, he'll have plenty of time to do all of this on his FIRST DAY.

      http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/09/donald-trump-first-day-in-office

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  27. Anonymous6:36 PM

    Donald and his sniffles. I think it is coke. Hitler was addicted to meth. So it wouldn't surprise me if it is found that he had never kicked his eighties habit. Also, saw his first ad. The Republicans are trying to fill this ad with energy. They flashed a pic of Hillary and Bill, and said let's leave the past behind. If the past is what they want to leave behind, why are they bringing all the old racist and white men in suits from Madmen? I want to leave the past behind, this whole year since Donny came down those damned elevator. What a miserable year of old wounds dug up by that big mouth filled with hate. Go away Donny. America needs to heal, not kill each other. Go away now and take your minions with you.

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  28. Anonymous3:11 AM

    "No sniffles, no cold, no allergies"... Well, then: I guess all those twitterers were correct when they said you were a COKE HEAD, right, Don the Con? Because, you really DID sound like you were sniffing SOMETHING!

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