Thursday, September 01, 2016

I don't always drunkenly live tweet a political speech, but when I do you can bet it is a Donald Trump crazy ass anti-immigrant speech.

To be fair I started off being perfectly sober.
But then things got crazy.





And then I went a little Gif crazy.

And then I started to go a little crazy crazy.



And then thankfully it all came to an end.
Afterwards I felt drained and like I should be searching for affordable housing in Canada.

But I pulled my shit together and realized that Donald Trump had just taken the long predicted pivot and shoved it right up the Hispanic community's ass.

And yep, they noticed.

Courtesy of Politico: 

Several major Latino surrogates for Donald Trump are reconsidering their support for him following the Republican nominee’s hardline speech on immigration Wednesday night. 

Jacob Monty, a member of Trump’s National Hispanic Advisory Council, has resigned, and Alfonso Aguilar, the president of the Latino Partnership for Conservative Principles, said in an interview that he is “inclined” to pull his support. 

“I was a strong supporter of Donald Trump when I believed he was going to address the immigration problem realistically and compassionately,” said Monty, a Houston attorney who has aggressively made the Latino case for Trump. “What I heard today was not realistic and not compassionate.” 

He withdrew from the board following Trump’s speech in Phoenix, which was heavy on calls for border security and emphasized that all immigrants in the country illegally were subject to deportation. 

Yeah I think Trump's chances of attracting more than a handful of Hispanic votes is somewhere between slim and no fucking way.

And any argument that he is willing, or even capable of change is now completely off the table.

In other words everything is right back to where everybody with half a brain should have already realized it would end up.

Now I am simply awaiting the sweet sweet political ads the Clinton campaign is throwing together with Trump's own words from last night.

45 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:34 AM

    He really is working overtime to lose the election now, lol. I be he is soiling his pants thinking about the actual work & responsibility of POTUS. God knows he has never worked that hard a day in his life, and fully intends not to in the future.

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    1. Anonymous9:14 AM

      I'll bet he didn't eat or drink anything the entire time he was there.

      Probably didn't even go to the bathroom.

      Quick meeting and then back to his private plane to poop, pee and have some lunch.

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    2. Anonymous1:28 PM

      Agreed, 9:14! He stood there next to Peña like a schoolboy that is being scolded by a teacher, and that is about to sh*t in his pants.

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  2. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Snork!!

    My favorite is the designated driver one. Very creative!

    Sounds like you had fun - good on ya.

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  3. Anonymous8:43 AM

    The man was talking out of all three sides of his prissy little mouth yesterday:
    1) Trying to paint himself as a Statesman with the meeting with Nieto;
    2) Delivering a hate-filled, fire-and-brimstone speech that went on and on (and on and on and on);
    3) In said speech, backing away from pledge to instantly deport all 11M illegals now in country.

    The speech as a whole was so heil-Hitler that I didn't even realize #3 until a pundit pointed out that his specifics included only instant deportation of illegal aliens who are guilty of crimes (which I'm almost certain is current law anyway.) So basically he was trying to have his cake ("softening") and eat it too. One starts to see how the man has bullied his way to fame and fortune, speaking out of whichever side of his mouth serves his purposes at any particular moment.
    Too bad for Dirty Donny, the Internet remembers.

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  4. Anonymous9:01 AM

    What wide-awake, sane Hispanic person would support Donald Trump anyway? How many members of Trump's Hispanic Advisory Council are there?
    Beaglemom

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    1. Read somewhere that there were 30 members of Trump's Hispanic Advisory Council.

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  5. Anonymous9:07 AM

    This to Vets>
    http://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/01/lacking-stamina-showing-age-trump-disrespects-american-legion-vets.html

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    1. Anonymous9:41 AM

      WTF?"not going to DIE waiting "ON LINE" to see a Doctor"
      "Unleash an American ENERGY Revolution."
      HRC mentioned 1 time by name.
      "Amazing People" >Must watch to the END....

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  6. Anonymous9:13 AM

    So, as long as you're not shot by an undocumented Mexican you're not sincerely dead and Miracle Max will make a chocolate golf ball for you to swallow and everything will be alright?

    Nice to know.

    And he did pivot.

    Remember Amnesty Don and his "softening"?

    He simply immediately pivoted right back again.

    He did a 360.

    I guess he wants those hard core bigots and racists more than he wants the votes of independents and fence sitters.

    Anyone still on the fence is either a moron or off the grid out of touch with all media.

    I can't believe there is anyone left who hasn't decided who they are NOT going to vote for. The only ones left are the ones deciding if they are going to vote at all.

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    1. Anonymous9:54 AM

      Oh no!

      Your comment about him pivoting 360 has implanted in my brain an image of Orange Judas in a tutu spinning 'round and 'round. Thanks for the belly laugh!

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    2. Anonymous3:55 PM

      You know, there is a wonderful (large, overweight, balding) man that goes around the country taking photos of himself in a pink tutu. He does it as a fund raiser for cancer. I think his child had cancer.

      Some of them are quite poignaint.

      Donald Trump can't hold a candle to the courage, sensitivity and creativity of this man.

      I think it's called the pink tutu project.

      With Donny I think more of an orange badger chasing it's tail.

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  7. Anonymous9:21 AM

    Latinos for Trump are a special kind of stupid.

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    1. Anonymous11:03 AM

      Haven't they left him by now?

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    2. Anonymous1:33 PM

      At a Latino rally for Don the Con in LA, a grand total of SIXTY people showed up. THAT should tell you something!

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    3. Anonymous3:57 PM

      Anon at 1:33 pm. I sure hope that fifty-five of the sixty who showed up in LA were there to see who Trump's Hispanic supporters actually were.
      Beaglemom

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    4. So are blacks for Trump.

      The NY Times obtained a draft script of 12 questions, with answers, that Bishop Wayne T. Jackson is supposed to ask Trump.

      Leaked Script Shows What Advisers Want Donald Trump to Say at Black Church
      www.nytimes.com/…


      Leaked Script Shows Just How Terrified The GOP Is About Trump Actually Talking To Black People
      addictinginfo.org/...

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  8. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Trump today said he will give Mexico one week to pay for the wall or he will drop nuclear bombs on two of their cities.

    What good are nuclear bombs if you are not willing to use them?

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    1. Anonymous9:45 AM

      IDEAS in 1964-relative TODAY!>
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xniUoMiHm8g

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    2. Anonymous9:59 AM

      You got a link? I assume you're being serious, but with Trump, Reality and Surreality tend to blur together.

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    3. Anonymous4:04 AM

      Who will make his crappy suits if he nukes Mexico?

      His supporters are so stupid they don't even question the fact that his suits are made in Mexico and his ties are made in China.

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  9. Anonymous9:35 AM

    He is a nasty, awful man and thankfully does not represent the majority of Americans.

    He's in no way a statesman - mentally or physically. Interesting to watch him 'lumber' acoss the stages to his speaking spots. Don't think he appear healthy at all.

    Fuck you, Donald Trump! You'll never be elected POTUS.

    Vote for Hillary Clinton folks- she'll bring us back sanity in this election process and in following President Obama!

    I like her a LOT and do not believe she and Trump are tied - per his polls!

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  10. Anonymous9:35 AM

    We all know who else rounded up people, don't we kids.

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  11. Sharon9:45 AM

    For those still wondering if Trump wants to win.....nope, never did. I have to admit normally I change the channel as just the sound of his loud voice, let alone his presence turns my stomach...but I watched until we got to the actual numbered things. Rachel did a live show just to talk about this speech. There really aren't any words to describe how much damage this vulgar man has done to us, all of us. My youngest daughter is 32 and after spending 15 years in NYC as a fashion designer/graphic artist...she quit in May, literally dropped out. It all started 2 years ago on a vacation in Mexico when she snorkeled for the first time. After that every vacation was spent scuba diving around the world until she now has a rescue diver certification, meaning she can teach herself. The reason for this story is, well the most common question among the scores of people she has met from around the world is...wtf Donald Trump? Granted following Obama will be a feat, but Trump??? How did America turn so ugly? Who are all these stupid people hating everyone? She is totally not interested in politics but had to comment on this to me, how embarrassing it is for our country...and her age group says it all. Stupid, ugly America, Nov can't come fast enough.

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  12. Crystal Sage9:53 AM

    I emigrated to Canada during the Reagan years because I was disgusted with the direction the US was heading, yet Reagan did grant amnesty to millions of undocumented aliens. As I watched Trump's speech last night, it came to me that his white rabid fans are like those good Christian Germans who enthusiastically supported the Nazis who were the perpetrators of the Holocaust.

    I thought we would never see another George Wallace type candidate again in the US, but here he is in the bloated body and bad hair of Donald Trump.

    We must get out the vote to take this disgraceful man out of the limelight. Only a good old-fashioned ass whooping by Hillary will keep this sort of person from reaching a party's nomination.

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  13. Gryph, I followed your twitter feed last night as I watched the speech, stomach churning, hairs on the back of my neck rising. November can't get here soon enough. Some people think we should have laws to make the election process short. That it should be mandated by law to be 3 months, or 6, but if we did. There would not be enough time for the bullshit to be uncovered, the slime to be revealed, and who knows what we could end up with as president? Some people can keep the mask on for a while, but it will be revealed, given time. This monster will be revealed. I was waiting, hoping for him to stroke out last night.

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  14. Anonymous10:22 AM

    YEP!

    https://twitter.com/Gryphen2009/status/771161613470535680

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  15. Anonymous10:59 AM

    I can't keep up with when Sarah gets real drunk or semi-drunk for a speech. How was she for this one?
    42nd Conservative Political Action Conference
    http://www.p2016.org/photos15/cpac15/cpac15palin.html

    The Night We All Were Vets and Witnessed Commander-in-Chief To Be.
    Sgt. Dakota Meyer Introduces Gov. Sarah Palin
    https://thespeechatimeforchoosing.wordpress.com/tag/speech-at-cpac-2015/

    McCain would not have given her the time of day in 2008 if she didn't use the title of
    Commander-in-Chief. She was and is an imposter. Her trail blazing gave the United States of America another imposter.

    The impostor gushed about a "common interest in keeping our hemisphere safe, prosperous and free," and waxed poetic about "joint operations between our two countries."
    http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/4303700-155/dana-milbank-trump-reverts-to-his

    Sarah Palin and Dakota Meyer
    http://www.p2016.org/photos15/cpac15/palin022615517.jpg

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  16. Anonymous11:05 AM

    http://electionlawblog.org/?p=86105
    drumpf Stump!

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  17. Anonymous11:13 AM

    Trump’s Immigration Speech After Mexico Visit FILLED With Lies, Deceit, And Racism

    http://addictinginfo.org/2016/09/01/trumps-immigration-speech-after-mexico-visit-filled-with-lies-deceit-and-racism/

    Bamboozled! What Made Everyone Think Trump Was Changing On Immigration?

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/trump-immigration-speech-pivot-phoenix

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  18. Anonymous11:13 AM

    News Legend Dan Rather Just RAZED Trump’s Hate-Filled Immigration Speech

    http://addictinginfo.org/2016/09/01/news-legend-dan-rather-just-razed-trumps-hate-filled-immigration-speech/

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    1. Anonymous11:48 AM

      " just enough mindblowing stupidity to make one wonder if he or she is hearing the things that were definitely coming out of The Donald’s face-anus."
      "what he described as a world of dangerous murderers and rapists who seem to be roaming ‘sanctuary cities,’ Rather notes. ""“Build the Wall.” The crowd again went wild. And of course Mexico will pay for the wall – “100 percent. They don’t know it yet.”WTF?
      "You could try to fact check this speech, but that is a fool’s errand. Trump and Clinton are not running for the president of the same country. The one who wins will be the one whose vision of America most conforms with reality"
      https://www.facebook.com/theDanRather/posts/10157354317530716

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  19. Anonymous11:14 AM

    Neil deGrasse Tyson SCHOOLED Right-Wing Columnist So Hard He Quit His Job In Shame

    http://addictinginfo.org/2016/08/31/neil-degrasse-tyson-schooled-right-wing-columnist-so-hard-he-quit-his-job-in-shame/

    http://addictinginfo.org/2016/08/23/right-wing-radio-host-gets-owned-by-neil-degrasse-tyson-for-lying-about-him/

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  20. Anonymous11:19 AM

    NY Times Under Fire After Wildly Inaccurate Piece on Trump Immigration Speech

    http://www.mediaite.com/print/ny-times-under-fire-after-wildly-inaccurate-piece-on-trump-immigration-speech/

    Report: Fifteen Trump Hispanic Advisors to Resign in Protest of Immigration Speech

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/report-fifteen-trump-hispanic-advisors-to-resign-in-protest-of-immigration-speech/

    Trump’s Immigration Speech Was Both Brilliant Media Manipulation & Total BS

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/trumps-immigration-speech-was-both-brilliant-media-manipulation-total-bs/

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  21. Great stuff, Gryphen!
    We did not have nearly as much fun as you did. And today our brains are just unplugged, because the media keeps asking dumb stuff about who is going to pay for the wall, etc.like it is even a viable option.
    There will never be a wall. Hopefully, there will never be a Donald after 11/8. Color that dude invisible except for his stripes after he is made to pay reparation for his numerous crimes.

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  22. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Trump's immigration rope-a-dope

    After diplomatic turn in Mexico, a fiery immigration speech proves the GOP nominee's moderation to be a ruse.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/donald-trump-immigration-address-227616

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  23. Anonymous11:42 AM

    And yet, with all of Trump's horrific vitriol, CBS has just reported that Hillary Clinton has 59% unfavorability to Trump's 60%. How can this be? The media is helping this happen and should be ashamed. The CBS morning show asked Tim Kaine to comment on Trump's hateful immigration speech, but segued to attacking Hillary for not having press conferences!!

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  24. Anonymous12:34 PM

    YES AGREED: "the entire GOP campaign is trash"!!
    "I have made it a point ever since I started this blog to always … always … be respectful, even in disagreement. I make an exception today … just this once. I have no use for, nor respect for, any follower of Trump and his minions."
    http://lnr.politicususa.com/oh-petes-sake-rant-extreme-variety-1520/

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  25. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Uncle Gryph your Star Trek gif says it all in a "nut" shell.

    Pun intended

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  26. Anonymous1:09 PM

    There was another crazy person about 80 years ago, who rounded up all those he felt were inferior. He put them on trains and sent them away, most never to be seen again.

    Like the vast majority of illegal immigrants, they were not criminal, worked hard for their living, and paid their taxes - but they were not white, Anglo Saxon, blue eyed, blonde haired members of the 'master race'.

    What is different about dRUMPf's plan?

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  27. Anonymous5:01 PM

    He's showing the world his weakness and fear, practically writing Hillary's ads on his own, he has a bunch of nutjobs as surrogates, and he knows more about war than the generals do....... all from watching "the shows". He doesn't realize that he needs the media more than they need him, and the world is laughing at him.
    Good luck Dinky Don, you're going to need it.

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  28. Anonymous5:26 PM

    I love this guy!
    Jacob Monty: Trump wants to lose and create a 'nativist' media empire
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdU_sWqxLSA

    Several key Latin American supporters of Donald Trump's presidential campaign are reportedly considering their withdrawal after the Republican nominee's tough immigration speech in Arizona on Wednesday.

    Jacob Monty, a Houston lawyer and key proponent of the Latino case for Trump, resigned from Mr Trump’s National Hispanic Advisory Council following the Republican presidential hopeful’s remarks in Phoenix, Arizona.

    Mr Monty said: “I was a strong supporter of Donald Trump when I believed he was going to address the immigration problem realistically and compassionately”.

    “What I heard today was not realistic and not compassionate.”

    Another important Hispanic supporter of Mr Trump, Alfonso Aguilar, president of the Latino Partnership for Conservative Principles has also said that he is “inclined” to withdraw his support.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/01/donald-trumps-key-latino-supporters-consider-dropping-him-after/

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  29. Anonymous5:47 PM

    Trump's entire immigration speech
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxD5QkzmVOA

    Ramiro Pena, a Texas pastor,delivered a harsh condemnation in an email to senior Trump and Republican National Committee leaders, obtained by POLITICO.
    "I am so sorry but I believe Mr. Trump lost the election tonight," said Pena, a pastor at Waco's Christ the King Church. "The 'National Hispanic Advisory Council' seems to be simply for optics and I do not have the time or energy for a scam."
    Christ!
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BOmgaxMgXw8/maxresdefault.jpg

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    1. Anonymous6:37 PM

      That's rich, a pastor who saying he has "no time or energy for a scam".

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  30. WA Skeptic6:05 PM

    These traitors only "consider dropping him". What a bunch of crap.

    Go, HRC

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